Flash Report! Deja Vu Theatre in Ontario, CA by Dark Knight

Doc here with another new reporter here at The Journal, Dark Knight.  No, this isn't the caped crusader.  He is a veteran of this thing of ours, and his home turf is SoCal.

His first report is focused on Deja Vu's Ontario location (address and profile located in the Dr. Emilio's Adult Theater Database).  I have heard various news about this place (in particular from Old Marine Corps Guy), but this is the first detailed report hitting the news desk here @ The Journal.

Without further delay, here is Dark Knight and his report debut...

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Hi Doc,

I am a follower of your blog and a player in this thing of ours since the mid-80's. As you know, most of the good theatres and ABSs in Buena Park and Los Angeles are no longer, but I've been occasionally visiting the Deja Vu Theatre and ABS in Ontario, California.

It's close to where I live, and its starting to get a few regular couples on weekends. I happened to stop by this past Saturday evening, paid my $10, and buzzed in.  There was a couple playing on the large couch, and she was a brunette Sarah Palin look-a-like with and older Dustin Hoffman-looking partner.

She had on a red mesh see-thru top, displaying nice D cups! Her partner was playing with and showing them off while she stroked him thru the leg of his shorts. After a while, they went out to the arcade and headed to booth #1 (with the glory hole). I headed there as well and was lucky to land booth #2.

I looked and she was sucking away on her man. She saw me and smiled, so I unzipped and placed my dark meat through the hole and she started to show her great skills. Then she proceeded to roll a condom on and I slipped it in her tight slot. I lasted maybe 4 minutes and blew my load. I thanked her, let the next guy in, and left happy.

Hope this is good enough to post Doc... If not, its info of a growing safe fun spot for couples in the Inland Empire of California.

Dark Knight

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Doc here again... Yes, Dark Knight, your report was not only good enough, but very informative and descriptive (just what we want).  Nicely done, sir. We are looking forward to your next report from the Inland Empire.

The Good Doctor needs your adult theater reports in a bad way!  Just send your reports (just like Dark Knight did) to Dick Grayson The Good Doctor at emiliolizardo1@gmail.com. I will happily edit and format your reports, and you get the byline and the glory.

Be large.  Be a reporter at the Journal of Adult Theaters.  Submit two reports, and you get your own custom logo.  Submit five, and we will teach you the secret handshake.

Thanks,
Doc

Brent's Theater Tails: A Monday Night Quick Hitter @ The Paris on 11/7/11

Doc here with the poet laureate of this thing of ours, Brent in Portland. This is a quick hitting, detail-filled report from the Paris Theatre in downtown Portland, OR.

So here is Brent and his report...

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I was there for the 10:56 flag. At first it was just the couple and me. She was a pretty woman with wild crimson hair - a young Katharine Hepburn or Kirstin Dunst. They weren't dressed to play, but they had the place to themselves. I kept in my seat, eyes forward, heart pounding in anticipation. It was a familiar feeling. A new couple was in the theater and I was the only one who could blow it. So I kept vewee vewee quiet like I was hunting Wabbits.

Then another regular came in and stood by the stairs. By this time the couple was making out and she was stroking her partner's cock.  Now she was giving him a blow job and the show was on. It turned out that she got off on showing off.

She had soft fair skin, a great looking pussy and a great ass. I believe she also had a great pair of tits but that's just an educated guess because she never took her top off.  She rode him , forward and she rode him backwards, grinding her pussy into his dick, shaking her head like Janis Joplin. She sucked his dick a number of times, jumping off , gobble gobble, then jumping back on. When he was about to shoot his load into her pussy she jumped off again and wrapped her lips around his spurting prick. The dirty twist at the end was an open mouthed kiss between them.

His dick was still hard. How was that possible? She was still horny.  I bet she's horny right now. They played for another 20 minutes or so.. He was fingering her ass and at the same time she was fingering and stroking her wet pussy. She put her hand between her legs and pressed them tightly together. That seemed to do the trick. She was lying sideways on the bench and he had his hand on her ass and a couple of fingers working in and out of her. It was pretty exciting to watch.

It would have been even more exciting if they had invited participation, but all in all it was a good first time visit and worth the trip.

Thanks Paris.

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Thanks again to Brent for this quick-hitting report from The Paris Theatre.  There is no one who does it better (cue James Bond music) than Brent, whether it's a short report, or a detailed novella on the fun and frolic inside the adult theaters of Portland, OR.  It's a privilege to repost his reports here at The Journal.

Speaking of reports, your old resort waiter looking editor needs more reports from the adult theaters across the USA, Canada, Europe, and elsewhere.  Just e-mail Ban Ki-moon The Good Doctor at emiliolizardo1@gmail.com. I will edit, format, drop in a photo or two, and you get the byline and the glory.

Take a dive into the deep end at the Journal.  The water is just fine.

Thanks,
Doc

Flash Report! Bob In Biloxi is Back on The Gulf Coast & Inside the Adult Theater

Doc here with our good friend, Bob in Biloxi, and his weekly report.  Yes, Bob is back home on the beautiful Gulf Coast, and also back to his usual haunts after his week in Portland.

What was his homecoming like? A parade? A walk down the red carpet?

Let Bob tell you himself...

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Hi Doc,

Well I’ve returned to our beautiful Gulf Coast this Saturday night, and things stayed pretty much as they were before the vacation.

Bob in Biloxi

Seven couples in our little Gulf Coast Adult Theater last night, with 3 playing and the others enjoying the movie and/or the sights. I missed the first couple by a few hours. One of the regulars said she was an ex-porn star who got off sucking cock. He described her: she was a small blonde with enhanced tits and was very vocal (guess you’d have to be if you were a porn star?) who didn’t mind stripping off and getting dirty.

The second couple was an older couple that seemed to be making a run on the place. I witnessed 6 guys she took care of, including a couple that returned for seconds. But I did not get involved. Does that tell you anything?

The third couple was definitely a “cougar” with younger prey. She put on quite a show enjoying her young meat. She was a heavy BBW blonde dressed in Capri black pants and button down blouse. (side note to ladies: she seemed very frustrated trying to undress with pants on, so please ladies, do yourself a favor, dress or skirt when entering an adult theater). I overheard her say “I’m wearing a skirt next time” (Bob’s mind was saying “no shit lady”). She made a production of giving her “boy” a noisy sloppy wet blow job on one of the front couches, then assuming the position (on her back) where her young sexual partner proceeded to pound her pussy like only a youngster can do. She seemed to like it, but soon she flipped him and mounted him cowgirl style to finish herself off.

After she got off she dropped to her knees and resumed blowing him, the theater closing warning light flicked, so I don’t know if he got to blow in her mouth or not.

Gulf Coast Adult Theater
Biloxi, MS

There was another couple in the theater behind them watching, she was a red headed little Orphan Annie all grown up type, pretty hot. She and her man exited the theater and started talking to some of the regulars. I showed her my bumper sticker “Show your Tits”, and she flashed a magnificent set of tits to me. Thank you ma’am!  I hope they come back, as she looks like she’d be a lot of fun.

Down at the ABS, I also just missed a small BBW giving head at the holes, two of my buddies caught her act and said she had talent. There was also a tired worn out blonde fucking in the parking lot inside her truck. She did have somewhat of a nice body but seemed like she had a piss poor outlook on life for some reason. She could move her ass pretty well though!!

On a side note... The couple that was fucking in the theater (on the couch) had a guy come and sit to the side of them, the guy was five feet away from me and reeked of cologne. Guys, just dab that shit on, don’t take a bath in it. I heard her go “wooof, that is strong." I concur it made my eyes water too!

When you pass through the door of an adult theater I promise it will not take your common sense away. Get some before you enter.

Always next weekend Doc, besides there’s not a damn thing on TV Saturday nights!! Although, both LSU and Oregon won this weekend!!

Bob

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Doc here again... Welcome back to the Gulf Coast Bob.  As I tell people, there is Portland, and then there is the rest of this thing of ours.  Thanks again for a great report!

Do you have an adult theater report?  Just e-mail Colonel Lingus The Good Doctor at emiliolizardo1@gmail.com.  I will edit and format your report, and you will look golden.

Try it!

Thanks,
Doc

Couples Flash Report! DLS Provides A Quick Hitting Report on 15th Ave in Melrose Park, IL

Doc here with a quick hitting first time Couples Flash Report by DLS.  They made their first trip to the suburbs of Chicago and 15th Avenue Adult Books and Theater in Melrose Park, IL.  What did they find?  Did they have fun?  Will they be back?

Your answers follow...

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Hi Dr.,

Sorry you missed Saturday night (11/5).  It was our first trip to the 15th Ave bookstore and we had sooooooo much fun!  We played in the couple section of the theater - strictly performance this time.  I squirted all over the place and got a standing ovation.  I can't wait until next time - I am so going to play with one of those fat cocks that were being stoked around me.

DLS

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Doc here again...Short, sweet, and to the point.  A successful first trip to an adult theater is a key element to this thing of ours.  DLS now cannot wait to go back, and take it up a notch... And hopefully they will report back to The Good Doctor with more good news from 15th Avenue.

Thanks,
Doc

Flash Report! Mr. Gecko Visits The Lido Adult Theater in Dallas, TX

Doc here with a terrific first time Flash Report from the newest contributor to The Journal of Adult Theaters, Mr. Gecko.

Mr. Gecko visited the Lido Adult Theater in Dallas, TX, one of The Good Doctor's favorite adult theaters.  The action can be hot and heavy at the Lido, so what did Mr. Gecko find?  And if he did hit paydirt, was it in the theater upstairs at The Lido, or inside one of the many private rooms?

Here is Mr. Gecko and his Flash Report...

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Hello Dr. Lizardo,

On a recent trip to Dallas, I managed to squeeze out some time to explore the strip clubs and adult theater scene in your city (ed.note: I am not from Dallas, but I do love Dallas.). I visited a few of the clubs mentioned here on the forum, especially Zona Rosa, but didn't find the menu appetizing enough from a bang-for-buck perspective. This led me to a couple of visits to the Lido Adult Theater (address information located in the Dr. Emilio's Adult Theater Database HERE).

The Lido Adult Theater
Dallas, TX

The first visit was uninteresting, there wasn't much action in progress at the theater. Just a bunch of horny blokes walking around like zombies in the hallways. I stayed for an hour or so before my patience ran out and I called it a night.

On the second trip, however, things got quite exciting. I walked into the place to find said hallways deserted, even though the parking lot below was quite packed. The theater at the far end was dark, and it took some time for my eyes to get adjusted to the scene. I could finally make out that there was action in progress, involving a hot BBW woman in the first row of seats.

I walked over for a closer view of the proceedings. The woman's partner (husband?) was seated to her left, and a black dude on her right. And both her hands were occupied with their dicks, while the black dude was fingering her. Standing in the row behind her were two other blokes with their dicks hanging out. She was busy sucking one noisily. There were three or four other men standing around with their dicks in hand, and not quite participating in the activities.

When the black dude took a break from the fingering, I settled in for some immensely satisfying DATY and FIV. She tasted great and I felt at least two orgasms judging from the way her muscles clamped down on my fingers rhythmically while moaning away loudly. This proceeded for a good 15-20 minutes, during which she was blowing a series of men (to completion, I guess?).

Many of the men left the theater after getting themselves drained, leaving the husband, the seated black dude, myself, and one more elderly gentleman. The lady then stood up, slapped on a cover on the black dude's dick, and bent over to suck her husband off while the black gentleman proceeded to ram her from behind. I took her recently vacated seat and pulled out my dick while this was going on. The husband leaned over and whispered something in her ears, and she happily switched from her husband's dick to mine! She proceeded to give me an excellent BBBJ while simultaneously giving her husband a HJ, and getting fucked hard from behind.

After the dude dumped a load in his rubber, the woman indicated that she wanted her seat back, and I obliged. When I stood up, she grabbed my hips, turned me around, and continued with her BJ. Next, I stuck my dick between her awesome boobs, and tit-fucked her to completion. I busted a huge nut between her tits, and she rubbed my cum into her skin. Fully drained of energy (and cum) , I sat down for a while and watched the proceedings some more while regaining my bearings. Finally I decided to call it a night. I thanked both the lady and the husband, and found my way out of the nearly emptied out theater.

Total cost for this entire episode. $11 (I think). The entrance fee for the theater. The experience in itself was quite priceless. I will definitely go back and try my luck again when I get a chance.

Cheers
Mr. Gecko

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Doc here again... The Lido is truly a pretty fantastic place... Guys are well behaved, couples that attend are WAY above average in looks and attitude, and the regular I have spoken to there have some GREAT stories of romps from the past @ The Lido.

Thank you to Mr. Gecko for a terrific first time report.  Welcome to the ranks of Journal reporters, spanning the globe (OK, the USA, Canada, and England).  We look forward to your next report, sir.

It's time for you to submit a report (your mom called and said it was OK). Just e-mail Clubber Lange The Good Doctor at emiliolizardo1@gmail.com. I will edit and format the report for you, and you get the byline and the glory. 

How else do you think Bob in Biloxi got all those groupies?

Thanks,
Doc

Blast From The Past: ORicHard's Total Recall Of A Philly Tail

Doc here with another Blast From The Past from our good friend ORicHard from Portland.  This BFTP is centered on Philly, and a walk down Loss of Memory Lane...

Blast From The Past:
"Down Loss of Memory Lane"

Does anyone remember the little theater in Philly that seated about 30 and had live sex shows on the elevated stage? The Troc(adero), particularly when Virginia Ding Dong Bell was performing, and me any my friends were in Cream Row in the balcony, was my venue of choice, but this little place in center city was more daring. The name escapes me since I last visited it in the mid-80’s. I’m hoping a loyal reader has better recall since I’m having a Cain moment.

The stage was about 8x12 (theater was about 12 feet wide) with an almost exclusively male audience who mostly came to watch with only a few actively stroking. The shows were always different, from strippers, to lez acts, to intercourse on stage, to my favorite: nude wrestling. At times the performers circulated in the audience to help with keeping us at full attention.

I remember being surprised the times I went when couples were actually screwing on stage- showing off in all kinds of positions, and then circulating among us. No way was that legal, and I was always semi-waiting for the cops to arriveand bust us all.

My favorite experience there involved a couple of black woman who stripped down on stage and dared any in the audience to wrestle them.I knew the only way I was going to get close to their luscious tatas was to volunteer. I jumped up and headed toward the stage.

The larger one of the performers helped me up and took me behind the stage where I stripped down. The she helped me back to the stage where we proceeded to actually wrestle. I was hoping it would be a turn-on to reach between her thighs and to squeeze herlarge boobs, but that was not to be the case. She was incredibly strong and, to the other patrons’ delight, I ended up just trying not to embarrass myself, never getting close to hard.

After rolling around for about 10 minutes, sheasked me if I’d had enough, and I said that I had. The audience applauded, and she led me backstage so I could put clothes on again. Being somewhat frustrated at this point, I asked her back to my hotel room. She said just to hang around until the place closed and she’d go back with me.

We bundled up at closing time and I walked her back to my room. Both of us were anxious to complete what we had started, and immediately showered and hopped into the large bed. No wrestling this time, just great sex with a BBW who was plenty intelligent and fun.

Damn, what was the name of that little theater?

ORicHard

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Doc here again... I like the twist ORicHard is giving us with his Blast From The Past reports.  Those of us old enough to remember the 70's and 80's in this thing of ours, remember a very different time.  Shows like the one described above were common in big cities with adult theaters and ABSs.  This was the time of the pre-Meese Report.

Thanks again to ORicHard for another nice walk down Loss of Memory Lane...

Do you have an adult theater report?  Yes? Good, because I need them...Bad. Just e-mail Kreskin The Good Doctor at emiliolizardo1@gmail.com. I will edit and format your report, and you get the byline and the glory.

Thanks,
Doc

Flash Report! Bob in Biloxi's Most Excellent Portland Adventure

Doc here... Our good friend and excellent driver, Bob in Biloxi, has returned from his excellent adventure to the Mecca of this thing of ours, Portland, Oregon. In the true spirit of a senior Journal correspondent, Bob elected to take a vacation to the Pacific Northwest instead of some warm beach in the Mexico. 

Why, you ask?  Because Bob is one of us.

So I suggest you sit back, pop open an umbrella, and enjoy Bob's excellent adventure to Portland... It's a good one!

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Hi Doc,

Enclosed please find “Bob’s Most Excellent Adventure to Portland”. The weather was down right tolerable, cool, sunny during the day, mist (Portlanders call it rain) during the night. Almost perfect weather. I will be including some pictures with this report as well. I will try and follow it chronologically starting with Wednesday the 2nd of November.

Wednesday, November 2nd: 
Arrived at the Paris Theatre fresh off Continental Airlines. There was a tall blonde lady with huge tits in the couples area, and she was blowing her man, then stopped and came out in the general section. She pointed to three guys (I was one) and had us follow her back to the Oasis where she proceeded to blow all three hard then had us suit up for her as she assumed the all fours position on one of the benches. I got lucky and went first.

She was a vocal lady, as was her male companion. He was really giving her encouragement, but I got the sense she didn’t really need any! As all three of us did our best to best her, as she was extremely wet and the sloshing sounds of her enjoyment could be heard clear to VooDoo donuts. This mini-gang-bang went on for about 45 minutes. As each guy finished, they exited the theater except for me,  as I was enjoying watching her. She finally called “uncle” after the last guy dumped into the raincoat. They left shortly after that and she had a big smile on her face.

It was getting late, so I headed over to Mr. Peeps (122nd) and low and behold a small BBW in a short mini was catching her mans cock doggy style. If you’re not familiar with Peeps, it is state of the art glory hole sex. (See pics below). She caught me  “peeping” and maneuvered around so she was facing the hole. She then tapped her finger on the hole (universal sign of feed me your cock) so I did and was witness to her oral skills for almost 10 minutes before she stopped.

Mr. Peeps
122nd Street in PDX

Pull out time, I bent down and she asked if she could come over and fuck, since she was too short to back up to the hole. Why yes ma’am! Her dude stayed in his booth and she trotted over to mine. She almost immediately dropped to her knees and resumed her excellent blow job. As soon as she started working it good, she pulled out a condom and rolled it on with her mouth (that was pretty cool), then stood up and faced the screen so her man could take in the show through the hole and proceeded to almost run me out of the booth backing her ass up.

But Doc, I held my ground... Every time she pushed back, I pushed forward. Onward as deep as I could go, and I was rewarded with old familiar “wet pussy” sound with the distinct female “I’m getting into this” moaning and groaning. I must have fucked her for 30 minutes, only stopping to fed dollars into the video machine. Finally I just gave the money to her (since she was closer) and she would feed the machine while getting fucked. After we were done, she gave me back the leftover dollars!! How cool is that?

Thursday, November 3rd:
I caught the 11:45 Red Flag at The Paris. She was a small brunette lady, kind of “throw’d off”. She would giggle and laugh for no reason, then go back to moaning and groaning. The first guy up started fucking her mouth, she really seemed to enjoy that. I stepped beside him and I guess he looked down and saw my cock, because he moved her hand off his leg and placed it on my cock where she started stroking me. (Nice guy huh?) Anyway he blew all over her face (and eye) and chest. As soon as she cleaned up, one another guy bent her over the table and started fucking the shit out of her, I was next and she was just all into it by then. Bob left another full condom in the Paris waste basket.

Friday, November 4th:
I believe this is when your three senior field reporters met and commenced our first G3 Summit at The Paris. The G of course stands for guys. 3 would be, well three of us. I was kind of an informal summit broken up every once in awhile by couples entering and leaving. I believe we adjourned around 12:30am. I saw no need to stay, in that the couples were playing among themselves without audience participation. That’s nice for an hour or so, then you feel kind of left out, not to mention outnumbered.

There was a beautiful dark haired lady with killer tits and ass and put on a helluva show with her man. (that is one lucky bastard!). Brent was his usual cordial self (probably one of the nicest guys you’ll ever meet), Floyd seemed to have a handle on the happenings and also seemed like a really nice guy. We all seemed to agree on the same things and had basically the same outlook on theater behavior.

Back to Mr. Peeps for Bob, and I just get lucky there Doc. This time a blonde was sitting in her truck toking on a number when I pulled up. She asked me if I was going inside and I replied I was. She asked me if I would show her the ropes, and that she put an ad on CL and nobody responded, so she thought she would check it out herself or maybe meet someone there. She told me she had been there for about 20 minutes and was about to leave when I pulled up. I guess none of the other 10 cars in the parking lot sufficed? She wanted to experience the glory hole thing and was asking a million questions.

When we got to the back, she had kind of a doe in the headlights look, so I told her just go in this booth and locked the door. I went into the adjoining one and handed her 5 bucks through the hole and told her to put it in the slot. She did and started pushing buttons to find a video she liked. After she settled on one, she looked at the hole (and me) and this wild ass bitch started taking “ALL” her clothes off!!

After she was completely nude and started playing with herself and asking me if I liked what I saw? Duh, she was about 6ft tall medium boobs and a huge ass! Long cow girl type legs and a very nice shaved pussy. I fed her my cock and she took to it like a fish to a worm!

Mr. Peeps
(courtesy of Bob in Biloxi)

Someone needs to marry this bitch, she had talent and no problem backing up to the hole and shaking the wall at the Peephole! I let the next guy in my booth as I exited, I have no idea how many guys she sucked or how long she stayed. But I like to remember I was her first glory hole cock!! Then again, she may have been full of shit and just told me that. I don’t really care, I will choose version 1.0.

Saturday, November 5th:
The Paris was no dice for Bob...I left early because of the asshole factor: too many guys and not enough women playing. There were two transvestites in, that I tell you Doc, in the low light of the theater really passed for women. Good looking women. I thanked Brent and another black guy he was sitting next to for setting me straight. Otherwise I would have hit on one and both of us would have been in for a nasty surprise! I wished I had a picture of that one TV, as I would have sent it too. : You be the judge,  as it sure fooled me.

I left around 2am, there were couples there, but the ones I thought were hot, were only playing among themselves. Back to Mr. Peeps... Yep, ran into a 22 year old punk rock chick and her punk rock BF. She was getting her freak on and mine off, I think she had a tongue ring too?

Sunday, November 6th:
Caught the 3:55 Red Flag... OMG, sleek looking blonde, wearing nothing but a micro mini and knee high, spiked heel boots. When I arrived she was being probed by a tall bald headed guy, while she sucked another dude. At first I didn’t know who was in charge of this little minx, but soon it was apparent the guy she was sucking was her boss. The bald guy was probing with both hands (rubber gloves) one in her pussy the other in her ass, and she was getting into it too! Four guys were there when I arrived, one little brown fellow was stoking... Her dude caught him and asked if he wanted to fuck her ass. Si. He stepped up to the plate (gloved up), and I swear he lasted all of 5 seconds!! The dude looked at him and asked, “Is that it senior?”, to which the guy nodded "si".

The guy spotted me and asked if I was ready (Oh yeah!). He told me to go easy on her and only fuck her ass (Okie dokie!). I slowly worked it in and started long dicking her as she started really moaning and pushing her ass back to me. Her dude was talking shit to her and told me to fuck her hard (Roger that!). I started really putting the cock to her and she steadily became louder and louder when all of a sudden she started convulsing and clenching her ass and let out a loud moan. He was like, "yeah baby you love it up the ass huh?". Bob blew into the bag and retreated.

Next up was the bald guy. I was resting on the couch behind him, he pulled out what appeared to be a foot long dick almost as round as a baseball bat, and Bob is saying to himself, “ain’t no way” that cock is going into that little lady.

Bob was wrong. That lady’s ass sucked that huge dick in like it was nothing. But she did moan louder for him than she did for me! Guess she loves big things in her ass. After he got done, they moved to the exam table. I got another shot with both the rubber gloves and another condom. This time in her pussy and finished in the ass. (which was incredibly shaped as well)  So it was a "Two-fer for Bob Sunday"!!! She was a hot lady too!!!

Monday, November 7th:
Tourist stuff: Portland City Café 30th floor, overlooking, yep you guess it, the Paris Theatre! (see pic.)
Later was a CL meet at the Blue Spot, and she was pretty cool. A slim brunette with enhanced boobs... wonderful head!!

Tuesday, November 8th:
Tourist stuff: Lloyd Center shopping. Peeps with a cute little Asian girl that gave awesome head!!

Wednesday November 9th:
Trip back, and will be on the beautiful gulf coast for Saturday.

Bob

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Doc here again... In these tough times, America needs a hero.  Bob is my hero.

Great job Bob on giving us the blow-by-blow on your week in Portland.  I am glad you had a chance to convene the G3 Summit with Brent and floyd (who sent the bulletin to the news desk from The Paris) as it was happening.  Thanks again for taking us on your vacation with you.

Do you have an adult theater report (or vacation report for that matter) that you'd like to see on the Journal?  Just e-mail Jimmy Olsen The Good Doctor at emiliolizardo1@gmail.com, and I will edit and format your report, while you get the byline and the glory.

Thanks!
Doc

Flash Report! Theater X Near Hawthorne, FL by The Falcon

Doc here with another first time reporter here @ The Journal, The Falcon. His report focuses on Theater X, near Hawthorne, FL (a frequent subject of senior reporter JaxBchBum).

So without further delay, here is The Falcon and his report.

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This is my first report, I love your site and used it to find these theaters.  Thanks for what you do for all us "Pervs"!

First thing to say is the theater is not really in Hawthorn but about 3 miles north of the city on US 441.  It is easy to find once you get out of Hawthorn and the staff was quite friendly and accommodating. The attendant would put any type of film you wanted on for us.

Most of the action was boys being boys, but about 10PM a couple came in he was about 40 and she some younger a sexy dress and great tits.  They came in and started to play almost immediately, but one of the over anxious guys sat in the sofa next to them and he was joined by another guy who started to play with the other guy's cock immediately.  This turned the guy with the girl off and after a little show of a nice tit they left the theater to go back into the book store.
 

I followed them out and talked to them and he told me that was a turn off for both of them, but that they were coming back as soon as she composed herself.

They did come back and sat on the front row right next to me and he started to finger her and she had a great O.  She had on great thigh highs and her titties were out as well as her pussy.  As you could expect the same guy that ran them off the first time dragged a chair up so he could look up the skirt and they covered up and left again.

I followed them out and they said they could not get going due to the aggressiveness of some of the guys there.  They were going over to another theater in the area.  I had to hit the road myself so I could not follow them.

There were two other couples that came in but one couple just stayed in the book store and left the other did come in the theater but just watched the film.

The Falcon

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Doc here again... Nice job, sir!  We are looking forward to your next reports from this thing of ours.

Do you have an adult theater report?  Did you say yes?  Good, because I need them... Bad.  Just e-mail Geordi LaForge The Good Doctor at emiliolizardo1@gmail.com.  I will edit and format your reports, and you get the glory and the byline.

Try it!

Thanks,
Doc

Flash Report! Abe Lincoln and Mary Todd Visit The Chelsea Adult Theater in Quincy, IL (w/PIC!)

Doc here with a brand new Flash Report from good ol' 16 himself, Abe Libcoln.  Looks like Abe and his best gal, Mary Todd, hit the Chelsea Adult Theater in Quincy, IL (address info located in the Dr. Emilio's Adult Theater Database) and have a tale to tell.

So sit back, split a few logs, and enjoy Honest Abe's Flash Report.

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Hey Doc!

It turned out that "Mary Todd" and I got to go to the Chelsea Theater sooner than I thought.

For those who haven't read my previous report on Deja Vu (link HERE), she is a 28 year old BBW who is a total freak when it comes to sex. I, being a 44 year old "dirty old man", do my best to keep up with her.

We left my hometown early Saturday morning to catch a football game in Camp Point, IL. She told me that after the game, she wanted to do some shopping in Quincy. I told her we could, but only if we went to the Chelsea as well. She was all for that. I had her throw a skirt in her bag to change into after the game.

We stopped on the way to Quincy so she could change. She came out wearing just the skirt and a sweater nothing underneath. I took full advantage of her skirt, reaching over to stroke her bald pussy while we drove from place to place, getting her wetter and wetter.

Once she had gotten everything she wanted, we headed for the Chelsea. Arriving about six that evening, we browsed the store for a while and had some of the fine toys demo'd by a very friendly saleslady. We chose a few items for our "toy box" at home, as well as a small tube of lube.
After we paid, we headed to the booth area, as the clerk was nice enough to inform us there was no one in the theater. There are 5 or 6 booths, with glory holes between each pair as far as I could tell.
I led Mary Todd to a booth next to one that showed the "occupied" light. She wasted no time getting on her knees in front of the hole, and was quickly rewarded with a cock coming through. I watched her suck for a few minutes, then got behind her and lifted her skirt. Inserting two fingers, I banged her hard and fast, while rubbing her clit at the same time. The guy she was sucking blew a load, drenching her face, as she had just pulled back to catch her breath.

I continued finger-fucking her  while she waited for the next cock to come through the hole. Once another guy came in the booth, he was quick to check out the action, and then slip his cock in for her to pleasure. While she was blowing the second cock of the night, I broke open the lube we bought and greased her asshole. I got her stretched out with three fingers in her ass, then replaced them with my cock while I rubbed her clit again.

She was moaning and writhing  as I fucked her hard in the ass with an anonymous man filling her mouth. I reached under her to pinch her nipples just the way she likes as she squealed around the cock in her mouth, orgasming for the first time that day. The guy on the other side of the wall  reacted by cumming deep in her throat, then pulling out and quickly leaving.

The Real Mary Todd

I slowed down my thrusting in her ass, and just held my cock in her as the door swung closed. Apparently, word was out and someone else was in the booth as soon as the second guy left. This guy was a true minute man. He no sooner put his dick in the hole and she gave it a preliminary lick, than he began shooting it all over, coating her mouth, lower jaw and sweater. He was back out in under a minute. and someone else took his place.

This one was a decent sized cock, and she went to town on it as I picked up my pace, reaming out her sweet asshole. This guy was a face fucker, as he kept pulling out, and thrusting back in. I did my part by holding Mary Todd's hair, keeping her head firmly in place against the glory hole. I was blasting my cock in her ass, telling her what a dirty slut she was as she began coughing and gagging on the load from the guy on t he other side of the wall.

Being a nice guy, I let her loose so she could catch her breath. We both took a minute to gather our thoughts, and decided her job here was done.

We got as presentable as possible and headed out. I was outside the building when I thought about trying to get a picture of the place to include in the report, but alas, it was not to be, as it was too dark by then, I hope I can make it up to you, Doc, as well as your faithful followers by instead including a picture of Mary Todd's monster tits.

Yours,
Abe

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Doc here again... Looks like Abe has a live one on his hands with Mary Todd. This also is yet another positive review for the Chelsea Theater in Quincy, IL. I have it marked down on my bucket list, and hopefully sometime in the near future I can make a House Call to this couples friendly establishment.

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Thanks,
Doc

Flash Report! The Blue Hornet Reports On Personal Preferences in Mesa, AZ

Doc here with an outstanding Flash Report from the land of Old Marine Corps Guy (AKA Arizona).  Regular contributor The Blue Hornet has filed a detailed packed report from Personal Preference in Mesa, and I think you will like what he has to offer us in his article.

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Hello Doc,

I just returned from a trip to beautiful AZ, and for the first time in many years, had a great experience to share with you and our group.

On Saturday evening, Oct. 30th, I visited Personal Preference (details located in the Dr. Emilio's Adult Theater Database), in Mesa, AZ. When I went into the double theater areas, there was approximately 10 guys in the theaters, some of which were naked, and stroking to the extra sexy movies being shown. Almost everyone had their cocks out, and as soon as I sat down, one young man sat next to me, reaching over to touch my crotch, but I gave him the "no" head shake quickly.

About 20 minutes later, a couple came into the theater #2.  I offered my seat on the love seat, but the gent said thank you, we want to stand for now. His lady was very attractive, brown hair, tight blue jeans, tight top, and was wearing boots that reached just below her knees. I would guess she was in her late 30"s or perhaps early 40"s. Her man appeared to be in the same age bracket.

The lady seemed shy at first, but after they stood along the wall, and hugged, and kissed for a good 10 minutes or so, she became more excited to be in a setting with great porn being shown, and hard cocks everywhere. Her body was built for fucking. Big tits, cute face, large round ass, and firm, toned, legs. Very hot!

A group of 4-5 guys gathered around the couple and gently started to touch the woman's ass, tits, legs, etc, through her clothing, while she kissed her man. Slowly, her clothes started to be removed, with her tits now exposed, and her jeans opened up, but still on her body, down around her knees. Multiple guys were now touching her, sucking her tits, fingering her wet pussy, rubbing her ass, and whispering hot comments into her ears.

I managed to reach in through the crowd to put a finger into her pussy, and wow, it was soaked with juice. I pulled my finger out, and took a quick smell of her wetness, and it was a sweet, very clean fragrance. A huge turn on for sure. Her man was very happy to let his woman get so much attention. He then lead her to the sofa in front of the theater, and proceeded to remove all of her clothes, and boots, while just leaving her socks on.

Then the magic words were uttered: "Anyone want to cum on her tits". Quickly, 3 guys started stroking their hard cocks, and the first guy shot a load near the top of her pussy lips, followed by 2 other men unloading on to her breast areas. One guy, who was completely nude, got down on his knees and started eating pussy like a wolf. He brought her to a loud orgasm after about 10 minutes of continuous clit licking.

At this point, her man, put on a show of strong fucking. He entered her pussy, and fucked her so hard, you could hear the pounding, and wetness of a soaked cunt being fucked, all over the theater area. The show was outstanding, the couple was friendly, and the guys were gents all the way through.

Yours truly had to depart at this point for a date I had scheduled. This entire event certainly provided me with all of the sexual energy I needed, for a long evening of lovemaking. The Arizona skies were brightly shining over this Halloween weekend. Bravo to the guys, and the couple at Personal Preference in Mesa, AZ.

Doc, I am sorry I forgot to take my camera, but will try again to get a shot of the outside of PP. It is a fairly small ABS, with an arcade, and 2 small theaters that have leather sofas and love seats.

I hope you enjoy this report.

Your paisano,
The Blue Hornet

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Doc here again... Thanks to The Blue Hornet for a great report from Mesa... Old Marine Corps Guy has often mentioned that PP may be the best couples friendly adult theater/ABS in his neck of the woods.  With a report like this one, I can see why.  Great job sir!

Do you have an adult theater report, just like our blue suited superhero friend The Blue Hornet?  Just e-mail Charles Xavier The Good Doctor at emiliolizardo1@gmail.com. I will edit, format, and drop in a photo or two for you... You get the byline and the glory.

Thanks,
Doc