A Quick Note From The Good Doctor... Gangham Style

Doc here... The original Dress Classy, Dance Cheesy guy, with a quick note from The Valley near the small women's liberals arts college...

I just wanted to thank my good friend and colleague Brent from Portland for minding the store this past weekend while I was away traveling with the Lizardo clan to the Sena Mounds. His posts about  new reports were much appreciated.

At the risk of sounding like a broken record of kazoo favorites, The Good Doctor is in dire need of new Flash Reports, Blasts From The Past Reports, and announcements of upcoming adult theater visits.  Despite receiving two new reports today (thank you!), they will go up on Friday, leaving your old friend in the white suit out of pocket (again).

So pretty please, with sugar on top... Submit a report to The Journal of Adult Theaters, your one-stop-shop for this thing of ours.  E-mail me at emiliolizardo1@gmail.com, and lets get this going, Gangham Style.

Thanks,
Doc

Flash Report! ASSLVR Hits The Jolar Cinema in San Diego & HEB in Seattle

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Couple's Flash Report! S&J @ The Lido Theater in Dallas

Hello Doc,

The wife and I had an interesting Sunday. After a day full of bar hopping and getting the wife a tattoo on the neck, we were just buzzed enough to venture to The Lido Adult Theater in Dallas. I have read reports on your blog, and even got the grand tour because someone thought I was one of your secret agents. Turns out they were right!

I knew it was not a couples night (not even close), but we went in anyway. We paid the admission and bought fire and ice condoms and ventured upstairs. Walking through the door, we were met right away by several men standing in the lounge area (one of two such areas). At first all the guys were friendly giving my wife the ( i wanna fuck you look) and me the stink eye (lol). The thought that everyone there wanted to fuck my wife gave me great satisfaction. 

Venturing down the long hall towards the theater, flanked by very large private rooms with not just a couch, but a couch and leather type futons laid out flat (you know like how you lay out a futon like your going to fuck or sleep on it). The rooms were so big the furniture didn't seem to fill the space hardly at all. Must be almost 20 rooms in all and all of them are just as big. Very roomy for a dozen people in each room, and all with locking doors and big arcade style set up for movies that you just feed your bills into. You can turn the light in the ceiling off or on ( I like it dark, wife does not lol).


The Real "J"

So, moving on down the hall we got to the second lounge area full of guys watching family guy on the flat screen TV they had in there. One lone woman in the place who was rushing into the theater like she was trying to hide from us. We went into the theater and were immediately surrounded and not a good feeling. The movie was so so and nobody gave us a chance to get comfy.

We then left the theater and got one of the rooms. Fed our money into the machine as I locked the door. I started molesting my wife and got her on the couch while standing in front of her and received the most amazing blow job I have had in a while. You know one of those loud slurping bj's just minus the eye contact. After a little of that, I put her on her back and fucked her hard for a good while. Icould hear guys outside the door messing with the doorknob and wanting in (my wife is loud when you fuck her hard lol.  I'm a lucky guy!)

Its just too bad that nobody would let us get comfortable in the theater or we would have put on a hell of a show for them. That's something we really like to do other than watching her with another woman. She said maybe we just need to go on a couples night so we can be around other couples and  not so many horny single guys that didn't have any patience (Ed note: I agree 100%. Go on a couple's night).

We never saw where the other girl went. She went in the theater and darted around the corner never to be seen or heard from again. We even went downstairs and were going to fool around in the gay theater to throw the wolves off the scent, but it was closed for cleaning.

All in all, it's a nice set up perfect for couples in every way. I'm sure they don't mind if you bring your own beverages. A piece of advice to all you fellas out there that really don't know any better: If you see a couple walk in, be polite, friendly, TAKE A BATH, and don't be pushy or surround your object of desire like a pack of wolves. Whether you get the fuck of your life, or one hell of a show, let a couple get comfortable. Just sit down, take a drink of whatever they brought, and watch what happens. Either way good things will happen. A couple like us wants you to watch us and gets turned on by that as well as watching other couples. I promise you the show will be hotter than the movie they are playing as long as you give a little courtesy as my wife likes to dress the part. ....please, give us some space and time to adjust and let what's going to happen, happen

We will be going on a couples night real soon. I am excited to see how it goes and will report our experience.

S&J

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Doc here again... A big thank you to S&J on their report from the Lido Adult Theater in Dallas (address info in the Dr. Emilio's Adult Theater Database). S&J make good points here guys...

• Be clean
• Be presentable
• Don't be pushy
• Be patient (The Good Doctor's Golden Rule of Adult Theaters)

Follow those simple rules of thumb, and good things will happen.

And for S&J, we look forward to your next report, and hopefully more pics of the lovely J.  The first one was all sorts of awesome.

Thanks,
Doc

Flash Report! A JaxBchBum Two-Fer! Theater X in Hawthorne, FL

Doc here with a fantastic two-fer from senior reporter (and excellent driver), JaxBchBum.   It was a very good weekend for JBB, and here is his story...

Enjoy.

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Doc,

With TS Isaac messing up my fishing plans for the Gulf Coast area so finding myself landlocked near Gainesville for the weekend, what else to do but spend some time at Pure Pleasures/Theater X Adult Store in Hawthorne, FL.  Don't know if it was the supercharged ions coming from the approaching tropical storm or what, but the theatre had the hottest couples action I have seen in many, many years.  Without further ado, here we go.

Day #1 - Saturday
Couple #1 arrived about 7pm and sat on the couch next to me.  This couple was the same Rock and Lady that I wrote about in my August 7 report.  I thought to myself, "Self, this has the makings of a great night!".  Lady was sitting the closest to me but the armrests on the couches form a little barrier.  Lady was wearing a pink T-shirt top and a short navy blue skirt.  When she sat down and crossed her legs, her skirt rode up and displayed a lot of skin.  Disappointingly, they sat there for about 15 minutes not doing anything but chatting (although Lady's skirt kept riding higher and higher) and then got up to leave.  Bummer, but as I have learned over the many years of experience in this thing we love, you have to be patient and be in for the long haul so I patiently waited.

Pure Pleasures/Theater X
Hawthorne, FL

About an hour later another couple comes in (Couple #2).  I had seen this couple before several years ago.  They define the word "classy" in terms of appearance.  He looks like Peter Graves (Mission Impossible) with his silver hair and she looks like Linda Gray when she had her blond hair trimmed short.  I will refer to them as Peter and Linda.  I am guessing they are in their 50s and both are very physically fit.  Linda was wearing a clingy one-piece blue dress. 

You know a couple is prepared for playtime when they bring their own blanket/towel and this couple did, placing it on the couch in the last row in the back corner of the theatre.  I did know from my previous experience that Peter & Linda were exhibitionists only, there would be no audience participation and as long as nobody invaded their personal space, they would give a hell of a show. 

They were just getting situated when Couple #3 arrived and sat down in the other couch on the back row, directly behind where I was sitting.  I had seen this couple a few weeks ago but had not had time to file a report and knew they were intense players.  He is a stocky guy that if I had to name a character that others could relate to it would be Matthew Perry with glasses.  She reminds me of Gillian Anderson (Dana Sculley of X-files) but then I have always had a special place for redheads.   I will refer to them as Matt and Dana and I would guess their age as early 30s.  Dana is wearing...hell, I can't remember what she was wearing as it didn't stay on very long.  In the meantime, Peter and Linda are being a little discrete and subdued in their playing.  Peter has his right leg crossed and is blocking my view, but I am pretty certain Linda is stroking his cock while Peter fondles her breasts through the dress.

As noted, Matt and Dana aren't there more than 5 minutes and they jump into overdrive.  Dana has Matt's cock sticking up through his shorts and her top is pulled down showing off her delicious full breasts and her skirt is off while Matt is lovingly rubbing her pussy with her legs spread wide.  After a bit, Dana sits up, bends over and starts sucking Matt's cock.  This action seems to energize Linda and Peter as she bends over and starts sucking off Peter and throughout the rest of the time the couples kept an eye on each other as to what was happening.  At this point my eyes are jumping back and forth between the two couples as their energy level continues to rise. 

I probably don't have the sequence of events exactly right, but after stopping giving Matt a BJ, Dana sits back and pulls out a vibrator and starts on her pussy while Matt keeps stroking away and clearly enjoying all the eyes of other theatre goers (about 5 guys) on his wife.  Dana gets into the vibrator more and more and leans back further while inserting the vibrator and beginning to moan.

 Meanwhile, Linda stands up and removes her one-piece blue dress and she has an incredible trim body - lovely breasts with a smooth pussy.  She resumes sucking off Peter for a bit before sitting on the armrest of the couch and beginning to finger her clit and pussy.  Meanwhile, Matt is down on his knees on the floor and eating out Dana replacing her vibrator with his tongue.  Peter and Linda finished off their evening with him fucking her as she sat in the couch with legs raised up in the air.  When Matt and Dana were taking a short break, Peter and Linda got dressed and left.  But no sooner had they left when Couple #4 arrived.  I had also seen Couple #4 in action a couple of weeks earlier and knew they were likely to pick right up where Peter and Linda left off.

Couple #4 I will call Master and Slave (for reasons to be explained in the Day 2 report).  Master is a large framed guy that has the physique to play lineman for an NFL team.  He is a big fellow.  Slave is a cute redhead (ah, it was truly my night) with such a sweet looking face and smile accented by her red lipstick.  I am guessing they are in their mid-to late 20s. Slave is wearing a very short black skirt with black garter style hose.  Sorry, can't remember her top exactly other than knowing it pulled down easily.  As with Peter and Linda, they came prepared with a towel and laid it across the couch vacated by Peter and Linda.  It isn't but a few minutes when Couple #1 reappears and sits down on the first row of couches directly in front of me.  OK, here is where the action is all happening at once so the narration will jump around a bit as the intensity of the evening rose. 

As noted in my earlier report, Rock and Lady are a bit different in that he simply sits there and observes while Lady does her thing with others.  I stand up to make a slight adjustment in my shorts to release the increasing tightness, peering over the back of the Lady's couch and note that Lady already has her skirt flipped up with her smooth pussy exposed and rubbing her clit.  A fellow theatre goer (I will call Studman) notices the action and moves to sit in the other first row couch adjacent to Lady.  Lady clearly wants the attention and shifts over to the side to be within reaching distance of Studman.  It is clear from the motions and head movement that Studman begins rubbing her pussy and breasts.

Meanwhile, Couple # 5 comes in and sits in the other couch on the second row.  4 couples in the theatre at the same time.  What a night.  Couple #5 is an older (late 50s or early 60s).  She looks like the sweet grandmother type (Bea Arthur in Golden Girls) wearing pink shorts and a short top with an elastic band underneath her breasts.  He reminded me of the original Mr. Roper (not Don Knotts) from Three's Company wearing shorts and a red golf shirt.  They aren't there but a few minutes and with action taking place all around them, he pulls her top down and begins rubbing her most delicious and beautiful looking (no sag, ivory smooth skin with nice nipples) breasts while she has freed his cock and is stroking away. 

In the back row, Matt and Dana have resumed their play at a higher level and Master and Slave are following suit.  Slave is leaning over and sucking Master's cock with her ass up in the air.  Master has pulled up her skirt to display her lovely ass with white lacy panties and gives her the occasional slap on her ass and then fingering her pussy from underneath.   Lady, still in the front row, hears the slap and raises her head to see what is happening.  The action energizes Lady and Studman who begin fucking her doggy style with her kneeling on the couch facing the back of the theatre so she can watch the other couples in action.  Master has Slave sit back with her nice tits exposed and her skirt and panties removed and begins rubbing her pussy.  The action gets so intense that Slave has a squirting climax.  Meanwhile, Bea and Mr. Roper are more and more turned on by the action,  they move to the far couch in the alcove where Bea strips down and bends over and Mr. Rober starts fucking her doggy style.  This opens up the couch on the 2nd row next to me and Lady and Studman move to that couch so they can be in the center of the action.  The atmosphere in the theatre is so highly sexually charged it is unbelievable. 

The action continues to progress with Dana and Slave beginning to exchange breast rubs on each other while being fucked and sucked.  Lady begins to comment out loud about how beautiful Bea's breasts area and gets up and does some rubbing and licking.  She also gives Mr. Roper's cock some stroking as well.  The action got things to a new level as some of the other guys cautiously moved towards Lady and she encouraged them to rub, suck and fuck her.  Following Studman's example where he was giving Bea some attention since Lady was now otherwise occupied, some of the guys not busy with Lady began getting stroked and sucked by Bea.  The only negative event occurred when a guy got a bit too aggressive with Dana as she was leaning back on the couch and near a climax.  Her head was laying back on the armrest and there were a couple of guys standing next to the couch stroking away.  One guy started to try and put his cock against her mouth, but was quickly stopped by Matt and told "look all you want but no touching". 

I could go on and on, but hopefully you have the picture by now.  The action continued to almost midnight (3-4 hours).  I have to admire Mr. Roper, Studman, Matt and Master as they had amazing staying power.  To go hours on hours and be able to wait until the end of the evening before cumming was amazing.  Matt & Dana and Master & Slave left about midnight leaving Lady & Rock (still sitting by himself on the front row) and Bea & Mr. Roper.  Bea and Lady did some playing together with some occasional audience participation with the few guys remaining (that hadn't already cum).  Activity level slowed wound down.  One strange thing that occurred is that one of the guys evidently stole Lady's G-string panties as they were nowhere to be found in the theatre.  Quite the night!

Day 2 - Sunday
With the rains coming down on Sunday afternoon I figured a trip back to Pure Pleasures/Theater X might see some new couples.  It was quiet with no couples until about 4:00.  I was about to head out the theatre door for the drive back to Jacksonville when I saw Master and Slave come into the store.  Whoops, time to wait.  They both went into the Unisex bathroom and came out a few minutes later.  Knowing they liked the back corner couch and had no shyness in having others watch, I positioned myself to sit in the couch in front of them.  Sure enough, in they come, lay out the towel and sit down.  Today Slave is wearing a flowered top with plunging neckline showing her ample cleavage.  Think she was wearing another short skirt, but it didn't stay on long.  Like the previous day, it wasn't long before Slave is kneeling in the couch bent over sucking Master's cock with her nice ass up in the air for all to see.  Master would rub her ass and give an occasional light slap.  They changed positions and Slave laid back on the couch while Master started fingering her clit and pussy. 

Here is where it got a little different.  On Saturday they pretty much kept to themselves other than their limited interaction with Matt & Dana and didn't want any of the single guys to invade their personal space.  Maybe it was because there were no other couples in the theatre today or this was their role playing fantasy, but one guy walked down the row and stood over against the wall stroking away.  Through hand gestures he asked if it was OK for him to rub her breasts.  Master nodded and the guy started and then got bolder and would switch between her breasts and thighs.  Another fellow came over and did the same thing.  Meanwhile Master is finger fucking her like crazy and she has a climax with some squirting.  They take a little break and Master asks her "Slave, did you like having all those hands on your body?"  She said "Yes, Master I did!". 

This was the first time the words Master and Slave were spoken but that would be theme for the rest of the day.  Like I said it might have been role playing fantasy as she was not dressed in any S&M way (collar, etc.).  After a little break they go back to her lying back and him fingering her to another climax.  During the third time, Master says to the 4-5 guys around that she loves to have guys cum on her breasts.  So 3 guys take turns with her stroking each one's cock until they give her a pearl necklace. 

Again another break while she cleaned up and Master says "She loves to suck and fuck and is great at it, but you have to wear a condom."   They move to the couch on the second row in the alcove next to where I am.  Slave strips down completely while Master sits on the armrest and she starts sucking him off with her ass up in the air.  Master tells the guys around they can touch all they want, just stay on the outside.  Her body is covered by multiple sets of hands rubbing ass, pussy and breasts while she sucks away on Master.  After about 10 minutes Master asks, does anyone want to fuck her.  Immediately 3 cocks step forward and I'm at the front of the line.  Master distributes condoms and the fun continues.  While I am fucking her doggy style the next guy is standing to the side and she alternates stroking him or sucking him when taking breaks from sucking Master.  I only last about 5 minutes in her tight pussy before exploding.  I pull out and the next guy immediately takes my place.  This sequence went on until the 4 guys were all satisfied.  After cleaning up they got up and left and I did the same.

What a weekend! 

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Doc here again... Sometimes, you hit a weekend that is off the hook, and JaxBchBum did just that. Once again, a dynamite Flash Report from The Bum.

The Good Doctor is out of reports, kids.  Please send along your Flash or Blast From The Past Reports to emiliolizardo1@gmail.com, and I will do the rest. Editing, formatting, pics.... All on me.

Thanks,
Doc

Couple's Flash Report! The Lovely Lucy Visits The Midtown Adult Theater in Tulsa

Doc here with a fantastic first time Couples Flash Report from The Lovely Lucy. Lucy and her lucky hubby visited the Midtown Adult Theater in Tulsa, OK, and this is their report.

Enjoy (I did!)...

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Dr. Lizardo,

Tuesday (9/4) my husband  and I decided to go to Tulsa for sushi. We live in a smaller town south of Tulsa where sushi is not available. On the way we decided to change our lunch plans to a great little Irish pub close to the down town area.

While we were eating and throwing back a few Guinness', we decided to go  to this really neat retro club that we have been to a few times before concerts. We had a couple more Guinness there.. why stop now, we were on a roll! It was probably around 3:00 pm at this time.

One block up the street there is an adult theatre called Midtown Theatre. I have to admit at this point I was not a big fan of adult theatres. I thought of these places as sleazy and dirty, but my husband had got me in there on two occasions. The first time we just looked around.  It looked like any other sex shop I have been in. The strange looking man working behind the counter.  Movies categorized by fetish or likes, and toys of all kinds hanging on display.  The second time he paid $8.00 to the guy at the glass counter where all the creams, enhancement vitamins and VCR cleaner are displayed to enter the theatre. I had no idea what to expect.



Midtown Adult Theater
Tulsa, OK

There were three theatres: two are for straight people and one for gays. We chose the straight theatre on the right side. We walked through a big door that seemed heavy and made quite a noise as it opened and closed. I just remember being scared and thinking what kind of weirdo actually comes in these places and why? (ed. note: Me  ;o) ) I mean our TV is bigger than the screen that was playing some average porn; nothing special about this place were my thoughts.

We go into one room, watch some of the movie and I suck my husbands cock until he cums all over the floor. I chalked it up to an experience and didn't give it much thought after that. So on Tuesday around 3:00pm I was feeling good after all the drinks, and suggested we go to the theatre. I could tell by the look on my husbands face he was confused, but quickly took me up on my offer.

We went straight to the theatre and they let him in for free this time. I was thinking, business must be so bad they let men in for free now. We walked behind the same door and went into theatre number 2. To our surprise there were two men sitting on the back row, each on the far side of each other. We sat down for a couple minutes, and my husband said "let's get out of here". I was thinking, OK.. that is strange, but was not disappointed. He pulls me into the first theatre where I had sucked him off the last time we were there.  Again the movie was lame, the screen was small, but I was more comfortable this time.

He unzips his pants and pulls out his already hard cock for me to touch. I grabbed it and started playing with it while he watched the movie. A white guy wearing a really nice white pressed shirt with cuff links walked in the room, and said "can I watch"?  My husband grabbed the back of my head and I started to suck his hard cock. The well dressed man who was very handsome pulls out his cock and starts playing with his dick. Then a nice tall black guy walks in the theatre and stands on the right of me and pulls his cock out too. I do not know what came over me, but I had three cocks in front of me so I go for the well dressed guy and he gives me a signal that he is there to watch my husband.

So I turn to the guy on my right and he shoves his big black cock in my mouth. This is the first black dick that I have ever seen..let alone had in my mouth. Then if that were not enough a fourth guy walks in and stands behind me. I took turns sucking off my husband and the other guys in the theatre. The man behind me asked my husband for permission to suck on my nipples as he played with himself. All the guys came and I let my husband cum all over my breast as the other men came on the floor. I must say for a Tuesday around 3:30 pm that was an awesome experience. We are planning to take a trip to Dallas next month for another adventure. I will let you know what happens.

Note: The theatre is open 24 hours a day. They have three theatres with three rooms in each theatre. The chairs are probably six rows deep with eight chairs to a row.

LL

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Doc here again... A big thank you to The Lovely Lucy for her great first report here at The Journal.  Outstanding stuff my dear... Please keep dragging hubby back in there, and hopefully you will have even more experiences with anonymous cocks in the theater. Your reports are always welcome here at The Journal!

Thanks,
Doc

Flash Report! Gloryhole Hannah Returns (with 21 NEW XXX PICS!)

Doc here with the return of New Mexico's naughtiest girl, Gloryhole Hannah. It's been a little while since her last report, but she more than makes up for it  with this scorching report and even hotter pics from the actual event (make sure you click the pics to enlarge them!).

Fasten your seatbelts for this one...

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Hey fans, Glory Hole Hannah here with another glory hole report.

Well on August 14th I made the trip to Albuquerque NM. It's a pretty good drive so we got a room right away. There is a nice place that you can look from the window and see the porn store, as I like staying close.

After the hot tub and a few drinks I got dressed in a super tight mini skirt with no parties, no bra (of course), and a tight little top, and also a set of black pumps.

We drive the quick two minutes to the "Big Eye", and  I grab my over sized purse which I manage to cram a fold able camping chair cut down to be the right height for the gloryholes, my baby wipes, tissue, and mouth wash. Then I'm off to walk around the store so the guys can get a good look. After paying the 3 bucks to enter the arcade, we head straight to our normal booth but this night there is some gay guys there, so we move to the other side and settle into a booth.

As soon as I get naked, there is already a hard cock sticking through the hole for me. I immediately start sucking it deep and hard, stroking him from the tip to his balls when I realize this booth has two holes: one for his cock and another for his balls. I managed to pull his balls through and work them over good. He then asked to finger me so I stood up an let him stick his arm threw the hole. He was a little rough finger fucking my  pussy with his middle finger. Suddenly he pulled back an here comes his cock through the hole again! I only got to suck it for a couple of seconds then he shot so much cum in my mouth I almost choked on it! I pulled back only to have him shoot more on my face! It was fucking great! So he zipped up as I cleaned my face.....

Seems like as soon as the door slammed from him leaving, there was number two. He was an older guy maybe 60, he was trying to get hard so I told home to let me try. I sucked him soft for maybe 5 seconds and he was rock hard! A couple more strokes an he dumped his load deep down my throat! He tasted sooo good I wish I would of got to have more in my mouth than straight down my throat lol...He was super shy and bailed fairly fast...

The third guy was already rock hard as soon as he unzipped, so I asked for his cock and he gave in pretty quick and let me suck it. Again I was playing with his balls with my hand an sucking his cock deep when without warning he gave me his sweet load, he shot 5 good squirts in my mouth, this time I let it run out of my mouth an down my tits an onto my already wet pussy...

My fourth guy for the night was a really sexy tan younger guy, he pulled out a 8 inch UNCUT cock..FYI uncut cocks are my favorite!!!! Anyway he sticks it threw the gloryhole an I go to town sucking licking and stroking it..It's a real treat to find a uncut cock so I was taking my time playing with him til I heard a crowd of people in the hall so I decided it was time for more cum...I stroked his cock and made him shoot all over my tits...

Well guy number 5 comes in an has an even bigger UNCUT cock! I'm in heaven tonight!! He didn't last long (just how I like it).  He lasted almost 1 minute till he gave me a nice load that I eagerly swallowed!

On to guy number 6 (a well dressed guy, pretty handsome)... He comes in as I motion for him to give me his cock and... Omg he uncut also!!! I put his cock in my mouth an immediately knew he had been jacking off for hours (I know the taste LOL), and it doesn't taste good so I decided to just jack him off...a few strokes into it an he started cumming an shooting at least 6 inches it got all over my nose in my left eye an all the way on my shoulder! I had to use several baby wipes to clean up after him.

Guy number 7 was sooo ready he barely got his cock threw the gloryhole an was already shooting  his load..I had to dip down an catch it in my mouth...his tasted soo good!

Guy number 8 had an amazing 10 inch cock! I sucked on him and stroked him for at least 5 minutes. My arm started getting tired, and I guess he noticed so he jacked his cock off onto my face! It was super hot an made my pussy soo wet I had to reach down an rub my clit. It didn't take long and I was cumming soo hard!!

Guy number 9 was one of my regular friends "discreet87106". He has a perfect cock it's just the right size an has no trouble getting hard as a rock for me! He knows I LOVE cum and I'm really into this to get as much cum as I can so he made it 58 seconds an gave me 6 huge squirts of cum in my mouth..it was fucking great! I swallowed it all and would of loved some more from him!

The tenth guy to visit me at the gloryhole that night had the smallest cock I've ever got to play with and amazingly it turned me on soo fucking much!!!! I could take his cock.and his balls in my mouth at the same time!! I deep throated him an then swallowed his cock and balls, he had my mouth crammed when he started cumming, it shot right down my throat. I didn't even get a chance to swallow it was a straight shot to my stomach! Feeling super full it was time to take a shot! I had brought in some vodka (heheh).

 Guy number 11 just wanted to jack off an let me lick the tip of his cock, his precum tasted really sweet then he covers my face with thick shots of cum!

The 12th guy had a huge cock but he was so nervous he couldn't stay hard or cum an he left about 3 min into it..I waited a few min but everything was quiet so I cracked the door and peaked out but there wasn't a sole left in the place...I cleaned up an used my mouth wash, got dressed and headed to the car.

We were parked in the back lot of the Big Eye which is pretty private. I had to pee soo bad that I just put one leg up on the bumper spread my pussy lips and pissed a long arc to the ground..after cleaning with my baby wipes I realized there was a guy in the car next to us who watched it all....He was jerking his cock super hard so I put a leg up on his hood an rubbed my pussy for him, fingering my cunt an my ass at the same time! He didn't take long to cum....I blew him a kiss an got into our truck...

 

We returned to our hotel, an after a shower I was still sooo horny my hubby and I fucked on the balcony, the bed, the sink, the table, the shower....and still super horny. I got the "Emails from the Gloryhole..." I ask them to give me their email on a piece of paper before they stick there cocks threw the gh so I know who from my website (Yahoo Group) shows up.

Anyway I get the emails out and go threw till I find the one that matches up to the cock I wanted the most from the gloryhole...Well a few emails later an he's at our room...He comes in and we have a few drinks on the balcony then it's onto the fun...

He started out by licking my pussy and making me cum right away...then I sucked his cock till he got rock hard...after getting a condom he started fucking me from behind, he made me cum so fucking fast! Well he fucked me in every possession we could think of, he made me cum at least 10 times!

By then my pussy was so sore and sensitive he put me on my back and fucked me hard as fuck then pulled out an shot his load all the way from my pussy to my chin!!! It was a giant cumshot!! We were both so warn out we collapsed! After another shower and a drink I was ready for bed.

By this time it was 5 am.. I felt completely satisfied had my fill of cock and cum... At least until my next visit to the gloryholes!!!

~Gloryhole Hannah~

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Doc here again... In the words of Greek Philosopher Heraclitus, "Holy Shit. Is that a report, or is that a report?"

A huge thank you to Gloryhole Hannah for another 5-star - first person report. Hannah is a very naughty girl, and if you ever get a chance to encounter her in New Mexico (or anyplace else she may visit), do it.  All you have to do is give her what she wants.

Thanks,
Doc

A Call For Reports!

Doc here.... Yes, you guessed it. I have completely run out of reports for you, the good readers of The Journal of Adult Theaters. That means one thing...

Please just submit reports, from anywhere, and I will edit, format, and drop in a pic or three. It's that easy!

Please send your reports to me directly at emiliolizardo1@gamil.com

Thanks,
Doc

Flash Report! Vanessachaser @ The Berlin News Agency

Doc here with a great first time report from our newest contributor, Vanessachaser. One again, we find ourselves at the Berlin News Agency...

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This one is from about a year ago, but I remember it like it was yesterday. The thing about Berlin News is you never know what you're going to get.

It was a Thursday night and I crossed my fingers as I pulled into the parking lot. No guys hanging around in their cars - a good sign. I paid my $10 and buzzed into the theater. Hopes are high as I went through the first rooms, peered into the theater and finally into the back rooms. Nope, all guys. Sigh. Guess I'll enjoy some videos and see what the night brings.

The buzzer that announces a new theater patron gives you a little jump each time. What is it going to be? As you all probably know, most of the time it's another guy just like us. But you keep hoping. I moved into the big theater room and settled in, watching a nice blonde slut show her cock sucking talents on the "big screen."  Then the buzz I was hoping for. The one followed by two sets of footprints, and one of them the click click click of high heels.

I wasn't the only one that noticed, and suddenly three other guys are out of their seats and heading to see what kind of treat just walked into the jackin' palace. I'm up and walking toward the front room with them to see what treat just walked in.

Turning the corner there she is. Long straight red hair, early 20's, short black dress. Fuck. Yeah.
She's with a guy who's easily 30 years older. Not sure what the situation is there, but I don't really care either. I take a seat on one of the benches lining the walls of the room. Right next to her. A cute smile. Other guys take seats lining the walls, the round fuck table in the middle of the room empty. For now.

She takes off her dress to reveal a killer pair of tits and shoves a hand in her black panties while she watches the fuck flick on the flat screen. Guys have their cocks out watching her. I'm on one side and another guy is on the other and we both reach out for her tits. It's on. Squeezing, pinching, sucking.

Her man standing in the doorway and enjoying the show. Then he tells her to get on the table.
She peels her panties off, leaving her exquisitely naked in a filthy, nasty, smutty porn theater surrounded by jackin' guys. She climbs on the table, face down/ass up. Perfect. Her man asks, "so who wants to FUCK?" I stand up, assess this beauty in perfect submission, run my hands all over her body and give her ass a couple of good cracks with the palm of my hand. Everyone has a good chuckle.

Then one of the guys gets up and before you know it, puts on a condom, gets behind her and starts fucking her. While the rest of us circle around watching. He finished pretty quickly and two more take their turns, running a little train on the sweet slut. Then there's a break, and one of the best, sluttiest moments in my adult theater visiting experiences happens. She's alone, face down/ass up on that table, surrounded by guys, waiting for the next one to get a piece, and her man takes a condom out of his pocket, throws it at her on the table, and it lands on her ass. He says, c'mon, who's next?

FUUUUUCK!

Another guy takes up the call, puts on the supplied rubber and starts working her. Hard. She says, and I quote, "POUND ME!" and then "You can't out fuck a redhead!" What a gal! She takes a good solid dicking and we all enjoy the sight of her getting absolutely fucking rocked. Model quality. Fucked right there in the center of the room.

That's the kind of thing that keeps a guy seeking out porn theaters.

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Doc here again.... Thanks to Vanessachaser for a quality first time report.  Keep cranking them out, sir.

Well kids, this is my official call for reports.  I'm out. Without your reports, there's nothing for me to edit, format, and post.  Please send your report to me direct at emiliolizardo1@gmail.com. First timers, please give me a pen name to be used with your reports.

Thanks,
Doc

Flash Report! Snoils @ The Berlin News Agency

Doc here with a combination report for both the Journal, and Brent's Theater Tails Yahoo Group, from Snoils.

This report is focused on the Berlin New Agency, and the hot scenes that play out there night after night.

Here is Snoils and his report...

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Hi Brent/Doc,

Never did this before, but was traveling in NJ and love to visit the various meccas of this thing of ours when I travel.  Thought I'd issue an after action report from last night at Berlin New Agency in Berlin, NJ. .

What a night at the BNA!  Saw the 8:45 Couple alert and was nearby, so decided to stop in.  Got there around 9:15 and saw there was another couple alert at 9:10.  'Night keeps getting better' I thought!



Berlin News Agency
Berlin, NJ

For those who haven't been there, Berlin News Agency is set up with a 'legit' magazine, lottery and cigar operation up front.  There is a wooden door that opens to a standard porn shop - movies (does anyone buy porn anymore) dildos and lingerie.  There is a booth section on one side (never been) and a door that leads to a theater area.  You slip a $10 spot into the machine and it opens to the fun zone!  They have an email alert system to let people know about couples or women entering the theater.

Upon entering, you go back a dark hallway. 
On the left there is a small theater showing gay films, then going down the hall there is a much larger 'theater with traditional theater seats which was showing some hot girl-on-girl porn.  Straight back and to the right are four rooms with a 5' high wall around them that all show straight porn, with the back two and the front two showing the same film.  They all have benches in an L shape and two have a large round padded 'table' in the middle of the room.  Porn in all theaters is shown courtesy of large flat screen TVs, the inventors of which single Handel saved or revived the porn theater world!

So I walk in and see a small crowd in the backroom where the table is. Heading there, I see the reason for the crowd.  A  tall slender blonde with a lot of ink is reclining on the bench while a young thin black dude eats one very tasty looking pussy!  She had her nice looking tits out and was playing with them as he ate her.

The other couple was among the crowd, watching intently.  They were well dressed middle aged couple, looking like they had just driven up from the Jersey Shore to have dinner and check out the scene at BNA. So after some whispering, they sit on the other quadrant of the L shaped bench, alternating between watching the couple and kissing and touching.

SO tall inky blonde climaxes, puts her panties and bra back on (DAMN!) and sits next to BF to return the favor.  She starts giving an epic BJ, lots of caressing and licks and long, deep strokes.  Eventually couple 2 begins giving a BJ to hubby.  He was trying his best to reveal her very firm looking tits to the crowd, but to no avail (curse you tight fitting tops and bras)!  Again, just looked like it was maybe an unplanned trip.

Then, to make matters better, Couple 3 shows up.  They were young looking (I can never guess the ages of women these days) incredibly hot blonde in a jean skirt and conservative top and BF with a fit slight build (swimmer or soccer player?).  They come in, head back to see what the crowd is doing, then head back to the main theater - some of the penis gallery in tow!  After awhile they take a quick look around, then make a b line for the door.  I figured shy first timers, and not ready for fun.

So we all continue watching couples one and two, but it seems like they are just going to play among themselves, with not much to see.  Seemed like cpl 2 wanted someone to join, but nothing really happened.
 
The penis gallery seemed content to stand back and watch.Then couple three returned, and went into the main theater.  A few of the penis gallery joined them, followed by couple 2.  Eventually cpl 1
joined them, followed by the entire penis gallery.  There was a hot girl on girl porn playing, so I think we were all expecting a little girl on girl action, but no such luck.  After chatting with cpl 3 for a
bit, Cpl 2 left (I really thought they'd be the players).  Cpl 1 sat on the bleacher seats while cpl 3 watched the movie.  Then cpl 3 left again, followed shortly thereafter by cpl 1, leaving nothing but the penis gallery.

So I'm thinking we crapped out, as did a number of the penis gallery,who left shortly thereafter (around 10:00 maybe?)  But, good things cum to those who wait!  Cpl 3 soon returned, and took up a position in the main theater.  I moved to about 4 rows in front (they were near the back row with a small crowd watching ) and soon my patience was rewarded.  He slid his shorts down and she went down on him.

After a few minutes, he got up and pulled his pants back up, so I thought maybe they would leave.  but instead they went to the very back corner room and resumed the exquisite bj for all to see.  The penis gallery of maybe 5-6 was very well behaved, so she climbs on top cowgirl style and he pulls up her skirt to reveal an incredible ass and no panties (so they did cum to play after all)!

So she rides him like a pro, and he removes her bra and top to reveal the most incredible pair or sex breasts!  Firm and round with amazing hard nipples.  I had to move around to look over the wall so I could get a good view of her amazing assets, and in doing so, I lost my place - which would cum back to haunt me later!

In an attempt to be able to say his hot girlfriend was completely nude in a sleazy adult theater while a group of horny guys stroked themselves, he tried to remove the jean skirt too but it wouldn't cooperate (curse you again tight clothes!).So he kept patting the seat next to him, but no one came over.  I was kind of blocked to the back or I would have moved in.  So she gets he to stand and he starts fucking her hard doggy style as she is softly saying 'fuck me baby,' and 'that's it fuck e harder.'  What an incredible scene.  By then couple 1 returned and was standing behind the wall watching the action as well!

He stops fucking this gorgeous angel and starts fishing around in his pockets and pulls out a condom.  He turns to look to the crowd and I was ready to go and tried to step up when she asked 'what the hell are you doing' and after some heated whispers, she basically says 'hell no.'  Thanks for trying buddy, but she gets to make the rules!

So he gets back in the saddle and works her good and hard for awhile and then he cums in her.  She quickly gets dressed, and they say they aren't embarrassed, just need a bathroom to clean up to which we all chuckle.  so they go into the bathroom, cleanup, and then make a quick exit.  I thank them for the hot show as they walk out (always use your good manners!) and they laugh and say 'you're welcome' as they leave!

I truly hope to see them again, and hope she decides to let others join.  Damn I wanted to just touch her hot sexy body, but since we were not invited, everyone respected their space.  Kudos to a very well behaved small crowd!

Sometime after they had finished, couple 1 disappeared, leaving nothing but the penis gallery.  I lingered for about a half hour hoping for more action, but no couples came!

So it was a great visit to BNA, and hope to get back soon!

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Thanks again for Snoils for a great report from BNA.  Keep up the great work...

Thanks,
Doc

Flash Report! Ray Hits Atlanta's Buford Twin Adult Theater

Doc here with a Flash Report from Mid-August.    Your object of desire: The Buford Twin, Highway Theaters, courtesy of our friend and senior reporter, Ray.

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Saturday, August 19, I dropped into the Twin Theaters on Buford Highway which, as I found by reading some information posted in the lobby, is the legal name of the establishment these days. Originally opened as the Buford Highway Twin Cinema in the early 70's it was originally a Jerry Lewis theater. In the 80's they actually showed hardcore in one theater and mainstream in the other. Enough of the history, on to the report.

As I was checking into my hotel earlier in the evening I learned that there were actually two separate lifestyle parties being hosted there. That made me think that most of the "players" may be at the party rather than playing at the theater, but I wanted to go over and check it out since I haven't been there since they reopened a couple of years ago. Not much has changed since my last stop. I suspect that it hasn't been remodeled since Jerry opened the place, but it still serves the purpose.

Admission is $14 for single guys. Couples are free. Students get in for $8, so bring your ID. They are open from 9AM until Midnight. Friday and Saturday they stay open until 3AM. There are two theaters (TWIN, get it?). Theater one has a couples section all the way down in front, on the left side.  The first 6 rows are marked for couples only and the guys seem to respect the limit. I should say that the left half of the first 6 rows are so designated. It is possible to sit in the right half of those rows and, as you might guess, those 6 seats that are immediately adjacent to the couples seats are popular. That is where I happened to be sitting (third row, middle seat, bumping right up to the couples zone) when a couple came in around 10:00.

She was a curvy little brunette in a short black skirt and a thin, loose-fitting white top. She sat one seat in from the aisle, her man took the seat to her right, then there were 4 empty seats between him and me. They took only a few minutes to get comfortable before he started playing with her pussy. She spread her legs and began to play with her full tits through the shirt. Needless to say, the crowd began to form. Guys were slow and respectful, approaching only as it seemed prudent.

Soon she was low in her seat, her top pulled up revealing her big tits, legs open wide, masturbating as several guys leaned in for a better view. For the first few minutes they waved off those who seemed (understandably) eager to touch. After a bit she let a guy reach in and play with her pussy. He did a fine job of taking her to the next level, because she suddenly grabbed a dick over her left shoulder and began to stroke it. A minute later, she was sucking it like a hungry calf (ed. note: !!!). The hands moved in, but they could only touch as they were given specific permission by her man. Again, the crowd was well behaved and happy to enjoy the show. As things escalated she sat up in her chair and sucked three or four cocks alternately as that guy kept working her pussy.

Next thing we heard was that another couple had entered the room, so the boys had to give way. The second couple was black. She was stout, in a nice kind of way. She was dressed in a fairly fancy black dress and heels. As they sat down, the first couple moved to the general population area, taking most of the crowd with them. Lets just say the lady knew how to please an audience. She used her hands, pussy and mouth (very well, I can attest) to leave a lot of the boys walking out with smiles on their faces.

Meanwhile, the black couple was quietly enjoying a little private "hands on session". Since they didn't seem to be in a hurry and a quick check earlier in the evening told me that there were going to be a couple hundred swinging couples roaming around my hotel, I decided to change venues. Turned out to be the right choice, but that's a matter for a different site!

I have been told by others who stayed later that there was a little more action after I left, including one very impressive tall babe. I hope to find her there next time I go back to Atlanta.

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Doc here again...Thanks again to Ray for another awesome report!  The Buford Twin is still a great destination within this thing of ours.

Thanks,
Doc