Flash Report! The Loaded Gun Takes On San Diego's Adult Theaters (Barnett, Jolar, and Adult Depot)

Doc here with a terrific first time Flash Report from new contributor The Loaded Gun.

His port of call is San Diego...

Here we go!

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Hi Doc,

I'm a first time writer and long time reader, and thought it was time to get off the fence and contribute to this thing of ours. Recently I was in San Diego for business and had several opportunities to make the rounds of the fine locale adult establishments. 

My first night out was a Tuesday and I am always optimistic something good will happen, but that was not the case. I sent the first part of the evening at Barnett Super Store (BSS) and after a couple of hours with nothing but a sausage smorgasbord going on I decided to try out the Jolar Cinema (JC) to see if it was any better. Unfortunately the only thing happening was to girls working the booths.
 

The following night Wednesday (I think its still couples night at BSS and JC) I started my evening about 7:45 at BSS when I walked into the back theater there was a small group of people sanding up, always a good sign that something is going on. Upon closer inspection I see a woman and two guys looking for some lost item and getting ready to leave. My thought was I missed the entertainment for the night. After the threesome left I talked to a guy that was sitting near by and was informed they did indeed play. My hopes not dashed I settled in for the long haul in anticipation of the door buzzer going off and the click-itty-clack of high heels walking down the corridor.

Once again my patience ran short and the smorgasbord serving line was busy, so I made the run to Adult Depot on Kurt's not to far away. Unfortunately it was deserted with only two car in the parking lot. So at 9:00pm I pointed my trusty rental car in the direction of JC in hopes of greener pastures. Once there I was greeted by the smiling faces of the booth girls, let me tell you both girls were very sexy and kept the janitor with the noisy mop bucket busy. 

Adult Depot
Kurtz Avenue

The theaters on the other hand were not to exciting, several guys patiently waiting to be of assistance to any couples that would like to fulfill the theater fantasy. About 10PM a couple walks in, He had the look of excitement and she had the look of a deer in the headlight. I did not expect anything to happen and was not let down when they left after about a half hour of holding on to each other tightly. But hey, everyone has to take baby steps into this thing of ours. So when the couple left so did I, and headed back to BSS.

Upon my return I walked into the back theater and found another group of people tightly packed into the back row, and I have to say there is nothing like the hit of adrenalin I get when I know the game is afoot. Being the curious type of person that I am, I went to investigate. I could not see the center of attention from the back of the crowd but did find a great vantage point at right side of the group of guys and within reaching distance of this evenings star attraction. Let me tell you about tonight's star (I'll call her Star because she will forever burn bright in my memory), a lovely woman long thick brown hair, a beautiful face, nice firm breasts in the neighborhood of C, all packaged in a medium build. she was escorted by a good looking gentlemen, but I save you the details.
 
The action must have just started when I got there, I don't think any of the crowd had gotten off and her clothes were still on. While at my vantage point I pulled out my very Loaded Gun and clicked the safety off and got ready for action. shortly after she went around the crowd and started jerking everyone that was out and within reach. After a lap around the crowd she came back to me a jerked me for so long I thought I was going to unload my magazine. With a quick reprieve to stroke another solider she then made me her point of focus and grabbed me by my cock and pulled me towards her. Star instantly ingested my entire length and bounced her chin off my balls, I knew I was in for a ride and I hoped it would last longer than eight seconds. 

Jolar Cinema
University Ave., San Diego

Within a minute of some of the best deep throat action I have ever experienced I could feel my ball getting ready to unleash a torrent. Being the gentlemen I am I let her know her prize was cumming in case she desired it some place besides her month. Her reply was to attack my cock like it was the last one she would ever get, and swallowed with out losing a drop. I thanked her for one of the best blowjobs I have had in a long time.

As soon as I stepped back Star was on to #2,3,4 &5 at which point she came up for air and took a break to relax. Soon the native were getting restless and the action started up for another 20 minutes. After a relaxing for a few, two young guys approached Star worked stud #1 cock over for about 15minutes nonstop without her reward. The second stud finally got his turn and was like the rest of us and fell victim to her talents very quickly. Returning to stud #1 and another 15 minutes of very loud wet blowjob she was rewarded.

The action slowed down a little and Star was laying back talking with her man, when an older guy got between her legs to offer some comfort with his tongue. While this was going on Star worked on her man, and soon she relocated to the floor to better service him. At this point the the older guy decided he wanted to help Star out with her man and he started blowing him. It wasn't long before Star had another volunteer and after going through another three or four guys there was no one else left in line.

Even though I emptied my magazine once I was hoping for another shot before holstering for the night, and that hasn't happened for a number of years (the hazards of getting older). I stepped up and was greeted with an open mouth and willing tongue but after several minutes I had to surrender to do battle another day. I again thanked her for a wonderful time and called it a night, leaving with a mile on my face.

Also I would like to thank you for the outstanding work you do keeping us all entertained and up to speed with this thing of ours. I believe because of your work that more women are feeling comfortable about testing the waters of adult theaters.

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Doc here again... Many thanks to The Loaded Gun for a nice job on his first Flash Report.  And thank you for the kind words, sir. You are absolutely correct, that the mission statement here at The Journal is to provide information to help open the eyes of those who may not have thought about adult theaters as an avenue to explore.

We look forward to your next reports, TLG.

Thanks,
Doc

Couple's Flash Report! The Chairman & The Suburban Wife Hit Secrets in Oakland

 Doc here with a terrific Couple's Flash Report from new contributor The Chairman.  He and his married submissive suburban blonde lady friend hit Secrets in Oakland, and man is this report loaded with all the filthy details you'd want.

 

Here we go...

 

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Hey Doc- love the blog. You can call me The Chairman... Here is a report from Secrets in Oakland, CA. I posted it there and sent it to Brent also- but feel free to post it if you like. Love your blog!

Remember the beginning of "Love Story"? It started out with "what do you say about a girl who loved Bach, Beethoven and the Beatles…" Well, this is kinda like that- except different.

What do you say about a beautiful, blonde, submissive suburban wife, who is neglected by her husband, and who gets off having her boyfriend use, degrade and defile her, in front of and with others? I usually say "that was fun - I'll see you next week". Yup, I'm the proud owner of one of the finest pieces of slut flesh in the SF Bay Area- and among the many twists I have introduced her to, playing in porn theaters ("this thing of ours") is one of her favorites.

So yesterday (June 8), we returned to Secrets in Jack London Square in Oakland ("Oaktown" if you want to get thuggish about it). Naturally, she had gone shopping for some slutty shoes the day before (4 inch heels is my minimum requirement). She texted pictures of two pairs she was considering- and naturally, I told her to buy both. And naturally, she did as she was instructed, and wore the 4 inch heel gold shoes.

 

Secrets
Oakland, CA

We met for drinks beforehand, and she was wearing her "slut dress" as she affectionately calls it- it's kind of a black clingy thing that can be pulled down from the top or slipped up from the bottom- easy access being the key. And to that end, she never wears panties- in fact she only owns one pair that she only uses when she gets a wax. The outfit is perfect for theater play.

So we walked down the street to the theater, and had to wait for the longest train to pass (ironic in a way), so I slipped her collar around her neck and we kissed a bit. When we got to the theater, I bought a bottle of lube, and paid for our tickets and in we went (the salesgirl is getting to know her and flashed a knowing smile!).

I'm not one for dilly-dallying so we got right to it. The back row of seats is kind of lit from the entrance so I stopped her and leaned her against a seat. I snapped a leash to her collar and kissed her. I looked her in the eyes and said "I love you baby". Then I slapped her across the face. Again I said "I love you baby", and I slapped her again. I did this a few times, then grabbed her by the hair (long blonde with highlights), and made her look each guy in the eye (and there were 10 or so) and say to each of them "I'm a whore".

Tired of talking, I began squeezing her breasts, and pulled her top down to reveal them. I told the crowd "look but don't touch" and they were respectful. I of course, was not. I slapped her breasts and pinched her nipples and she was moaning. I had a pair of nipple clamps in my pocket (I coulda been a boy scout), and put them in place. I wanted her to hold the chain in her teeth, but it was too short.

So instead, I switched to a thin piece of suede I had brought that is perfect for whipping breasts- it's loud but soft, so not really painful. I must have given her 20 good strokes with the suede and her nipples were quite hard- she was really getting into it, and moaning quite a bit. All the while I am talking dirty to her, reminding her that only a slut and a whore would let some guy take her to a porn theater and use her in front of strangers while her husband is at work...

Then I pulled her on her knees and made her crawl in a little circle- just to show the crowd what a good slut she is. If watching a hot blond crawling on the floor of a porn theater in a collar and leash doesn't get you hard- well, you probably like a different brand of scotch than we do. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Then I pulled her up, turned her around, and bent her over that same chair and smacked her ass hard with my hands a number of time. Not wanting to disappoint the crowd, I slowly lifted her skirt to reveal her absolutely stunning little ass. She thinks it's her best feature- along with her legs, and I can't disagree, although I pretty much love all her features.

She was getting into it, so I pulled a much thicker strip (5 inches or so) of suede from my pocket ("be prepared") and told the crowd to give me some room. this stuff is the best- I can wail on her with all my might (and I'm pretty fucking strong), it makes a HUGE cracking sound, and gets her ass a gorgeous red- but doesn't hurt anywhere nearly as loud as the sound would suggest. I worked her for a bit, then picked a random number (39) and decided to make her count them. I was beating her ass so hard I was sweating, and she was spreading her legs to display her asshole for all to see.

Right about then, some old guy pushed by to leave, and rather loudly (and rather indignantly) said "you are a total freak".

Uhhh, yeah, your powers of observation are amazing. I cannot fathom how you managed to figure that out- was it the whipping a hot blond in a porn theater while a bunch of guys stood around jacking off that tipped you?? Oh well, as they say in porn theaters "different strokes for different folks".

Although the girlfriend and I have been debating if he was talking about me or her. Or both of us. Whatever.

After some more whipping, I again pulled her to her knees and told her "you're going to crawl now with your ass exposed", and we started for the side wall. After a few steps, I made her stop, and put her head down and reach back and spread her ass cheeks. Then, this gorgeous blond, who 7 months ago had never done anything remotely close to any of this, began crawling along the floors of this porn theater. Who knows how many loads had been dumped there- but she just crawled through with her skirt hiked up and her ass displayed for all to see.

When we got to the side wall, I pulled her up with her back to the wall. I kissed her and said "I love you baby". Then I spit on her face and slapped her. Again I said "I love you baby", and again I spit on her face and slapped her. I turned her around and smacked her ass some more then pulled her to her knees. Perfect placement for her to display her skills as a cocksucker- and she went after my cock like a kitten going after milk.

We've been working on her gag reflex, and she is developing nicely. Although my cock is but average length (about 7 inches) it is extremely thick (about 7 inches in girth with a nice cut head). Even though she can get it to the back of her mouth, getting it down her throat is more of a challenge. So the drill is I make her take it until she gags, then I allow her to pull back. Then I slap her. And then we repeat it. Over and over and over again. Good fun, and really, it's good for her as a person.

Yesterday, the head of my cock made it down her throat- and I can say, although I have worked hundreds of pretty mouths in my career as a pervert, she is one of the few to get that fat head down her throat. All I could say was "good girl". Actually, I didn't say that at all- what I said was more along the lines of "show these guys what a good cocksucker you are". You know, the sort of "sweet nothings" all girls love to hear.

This glorious blowfest was only interrupted by interludes of her rubbing my cock on her face, licking my balls, and me slapping her ass. All the while the crowd was jacking off, and clearly enjoying it, weighing in with very appropriate and filthy comments.

At some point, I decided I needed that pussy so I bent her over a chair and began fucking her. Her pussy is like warm silk, and I let her use a small hand held vibrator (a vibrating nipple clamp actually) on her clit. One guy who I thought I knew was in front of her and after I fucked her for a while and she had cum, I told her to suck his dick while I fucked her. Like a good slut, she obeyed. Now she loves (LOVES!) one in the pussy and one in the mouth (she had fantasized about it for years, but got her first taste of it after meeting me), so she was in heaven- he grabbed her hair and fucked her in the mouth, and she
was working her clit and I was fucking her.

Then I moved her face to another cock, but she resisted- apparently she didn't feel comfortable with him (WTF I say), but I didn't force her- we play hard, but consensual is always the rule. But still, I didn't like the resistance, so the only appropriate thing to do is to punish her with a brutal ass fucking. Unfortunately, that is a favorite hobby for her- so it isn't a very effective punishment- but it sure is fun.

I bent her over and opened up the lube and put a good amount down her crack and on my cock. I eased it in slowly, but it wasn't easy for her. But like a champ, she took it, and eventually she was begging for it, saying "fuck me in my ass!" over and over. I'm a gentleman; so naturally, I obliged the lady's request, all the while reminding her what a whore she is to take it in the ass in front of strangers in a porn theater. She was working her clit, and I could feel her sphincter tighten like a vise on my cock as she came again and again.

After a few more strokes I asked her what I was going to pull my cock out of, and she said "my ass". Then I asked her where I was going to put my cock and she said "in my mouth". Yup, she went ass to mouth in a porn theater in front of strangers. In case that wasn't clear- she went ass to mouth in a porn theater in front of strangers. Hot. Fucking hot. So hot that I went back in her ass and then back in her mouth several more times.

I'd had about enough- dominating a theater slut is hard work (or, as the Grim Reaper said in "Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey: "reaping is hard work"). But I digress. I had to cum, and right soon. So I put her back on her knees and jacked a load onto her face. I hadn't cum for several days, so she got a nice thick splooge of batter on her face.

Now in the back of my mind, I remembered some grade school teacher saying to me that "sharing is caring". So I offered her face to those I approved of. The first guy was a white guy with a goatee who I knew- and he delivered a decent load. Then another guy (who must work there- because he is always there) who appears kind of South American gave her a decent shot across her bow..I mean face.

So there is my little angel with three loads on her face, and a fourth guy steps up- kinda tall and skinny, and damn! He blew a huge nut across her face. Well done sir, well done.

Oddly, nobody else wanted to give her a facial, which was disappointing, and really, I'll just never get it. Here is a hot Cameron Diaz kinda looking blonde taking facials in a porn theater- who doesn't love that? Fresh bukkake in the works, and no takers?? But different scotch for different folks I suppose. One African American guy apologized- he wasn't "ready", but that's the nature of the beast, you gotta be ready to go on command.

My girl has great manners. I stood her against the wall, cum dripping down her face, and she thanked everyone. Wasn't that polite? I grabbed our coats, and we headed out, stopping in the lobby where she told the salesgirl "you have a nice
store", with cum dripping down her face.

We left with her still in collar and leash, and headed back for another drink (I did let her wipe her face with her dress), passing by three of the guys who had been in the heater, that were standing together talking on the street, all of whom looked somewhat incredulous about what they had just witnessed.

I know our brand of fun isn't for everyone (as the elderly guy so succinctly noted as he departed the theater), but for those who do enjoy it, I think it was a great time. We are always up for adventure- if you're ever in the Bay Area, we'll consider meeting, although the anonymous joy of theater sex is hard to beat.

We'd like to visit some other cities (Portland!), but damn it, her husband isn't cooperating on our travel plans. I say he's being self-centered and unreasonable.

Anyways, for those who were there this week, hope you had fun, for those who are
reading this but were not there, hope you enjoy the report. Until next time…
The Chairman

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Doc here again... Many thank to The Chairman for this outstanding peek inside his scene with his blonde suburban sub and their trip to the dark side inside Secrets in Oakland.  Keep up the fine work, sir.

Thanks,
Doc

The Big Shield's To Protect and To Serve Tour: Part 2 - "A Fauna Thing Happened on the Way to Vegas"

Doc here with Part 2 of The Big Shield's To Protect and To Serve Tour of adult theaters and ABSs across this great land. 

 

In this report, the target is Las Vegas. The road however was bumpy, and featured an uninvited guest.

 

Take it away, sir.

 

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Hey Doc,

 

As stated before, THE BIG SHIELD to Serve and Protect Tour would continue onwards with recons to theaters in the Las Vegas area on May 7th in advance of trips planned for later in the summer.  As I start this report from just under 36,000 feet up in the friendly skies from somewhere within the contiguous United States, I'm thinking that you never know in this thing of ours what you are going to see or experience or whom you might meet. I didn't hold out much hope that a Tuesday afternoon visit to any one of the three theaters that I am contemplating on visiting will produce anywhere near the fun that I experienced last Thursday at Xposed in the Big D (sidebar to N2Mischief - cum and experience the TBS Serve and Protect Tour making an comeback to Xposed on Memorial Day evening around 8ish).  

 

Fast forward two days to Thursday were. I sit in the forever present Starbucks - sponging, as we all do, on their free wireless connection for the mere cost of a cup of coffee and bang out the report that are now reading.

 

The original plan was to land in my destination (Salt Lake City) on Tuesday for a quick Wednesday morning business meeting and then fly back to my little hole in the universe known as parts unknown.  

 

Having been mistakenly told that it would be a 4 hour drive not freaking 400+ mile drive, I anticipated making my way down I-15 to Vegas by the early afternoon.  However, now knowing that it would take 6 hours rather than four (each way - as in a full half a day - literally) I seriously considered sitting this recon out.  However, within about 30 minutes of driving around SLC (this being my first time ever being here) there was no way that I was about to spend a complete day here - I'm not Karl Malone LOL.  

 

So, off I foolishly went.  Nature was calling me to check out the Vegas area in advance of a golf outing with some college friends including the friend that got married (still is married) in Nashville nearly 25 years ago when I was introduced to this thing.

 

The Big Shield's Guest

Well as nature was calling me, nature truly called because as I got into about an hour of my drive from SLC, nature called for a deer/moose/elk (not exactly sure as it was bigger than any deer I've seen in my life, moose are present in Utah but I couldn't make out the antlers and it could have been an elk - at any rate it was big as hell) to cross the highway and run right into the side of the Serve and Protect cruiser - thank goodness I had full insurance on the rental.  Nature was calling both of us, but unfortunately neither of us made our port of call on Tuesday (Vegas for the Shield or the other side of I-15 for the big fella who hobbled back from whence he came).  As I said earlier, you never know what you may experience or what's going to happen in this thing of ours.

 

Early Wednesday morning my meeting was pushed back a full day so once again I had to decide what to do with an entire day - and a day to the Mormon Temple was not on the agenda.  Equipped with a new tour cruiser and a full day, I decided again to make a go at Vegas --- and this time I made it.  

 

The plan was to visit 3 theaters and report back my findings and plan to incorporate the good stops into my summer golf outing.  I ended up going to all 5 brands listed in the database: [all addresses in the database ARE valid] Adult Superstore, Adult World, Deja Vu, Fantasy World, and Main Street B&V.  Spoiler alert - I didn't go to all five establishments because I couldn't get enough, I went to all five because I could not believe that Vegas was as weak and lame as it struck me.  I mean after all it is known as Sin City and it happened to be hump day for crying out loud.  

 

First Stop - Main Street B&V

Main Street
Books & Video

ABS with booths and theater.  When I arrived there was a very attractive lady with her guy buying toys for a party away from the store.  The staff did not seem overly excited or accommodating (nothing that they did - just the vibe inside).  There was no one in the booths ($8 minimum posted on the turnstile - I didn't go to the booths, I just paid $9 for the theater and went in.  There are 2 theaters - one is str8 and the other is always playing some derivative of gay (bi, shemale, lesbian, gay).  The theaters are not really theaters but rather 2 rooms with a tv on the wall.  

 

There were about 6 guys between the two theaters, myself not included -- all present except for The Big Shield had someone elses cock in their hand and/or their mouth.  If It's not NYC's or Coney Island's Nathan's Hot Dog's - I'm not having it.....so off to next theater I went.

 

Stop #2 - Deja Vu and their newly franchised Love Store.

DOA!!! at 4:30-5pm - How dead? NO one was even on the traditional stripper side of the establishment.  Absolutely no one in the regular  store (which is freaking huge) except for the 2 clerks working the registers.  The store is so big that the clerks literally canmot call each other out loud and have a conversation from the two furthest walls as some of the words/meanings are bound to be cancelled by white noise.  

 

The store has 2 theaters and several booths (the booths only takes one dollar bills and they tell everyone verbally - per the clerk - and taped on each door seemingly in the store "Deja Vu will not refund any money for malfunctioning machines".  Seems like a casino inside - put your money in, nothing comes out, play at you own risk because there are no refunds - LOL.

 

The theaters (1 straight, 1 gay) cost $10 for universal access.  The entry fee is good for 8 hours with in and out privileges, and up to 4 additional hours at one of the other Deja Vu locations in Vegas past you 8 hour original window.  Nothing happening so this visit lasts all of about eight and a half minutes.....keep it movin' is TBS's motto - so onwards......

 

Stop #3 - Adult Superstore (visited 2 different stores) 

The Adult Superstore like many other Vegas adult entertainment establishments are chain stores, similar but not identical.  The Adult Superstore on the 3000 block of Tropicana (the one in the database with the actual Tropicana address) does in fact have 2 theaters upstairs as well as booths, but the other stores are 1 floor gigs with only booths.  

 

The clerk at the AS with the theater was very nice, I talked to her a bit and she she let me check out the theater for free to see if I wanted to pay ($10) and stay.  There are two rooms connected with 2 tvs on opposite walls per room (4 movies showing - all varieties).  

 

There were 3 guys choking chicken so I decided to go back and talk with the clerk a bit more and be delinquent on that rent. She told me that there has been a real down tick in couples - more out of town folks visiting than locals and typically when you see an out of town couple or two it's on the weekend.  Side note - there are no gloryholes in Las Vegas.  Doors must be removed, have an window so that folks can look in, or doors must have the bottom half removed (also checked 3 ABS that lacked theaters on Wednesday and it was more of the same).  Motto - boys and girls? - Keep it movin, so I did.

 

Stop #4 - Adult World

Adult World

Adult World is dingy and grey and it reeked of past glory days that walls are clinging to for dear life.  Clearly this place is a less than savory area has the maximum amount of seediness that puts you and your senses at the state of "this is really too seedy for me but the fun is raw, raunchy, and memorable"  I'm sure that when there is fun to be had in Vegas, it is most likely to be in this uninhibited locale.  There are two theaters (straight and not) and admission is $7 with local  in and out privileges (you can't theater hop and come back hours later).  The booths are of the 'missing lower half of door variety'.  The clerk was very friendly and admitted that they only got couples on the weekends and they are most likely to be locals.. With 7 or 8 guys (based on cars outaide) in the theater I had no desire to check out the seating arrangement or the quality of the actual theater.....let's just say my many years of experience tell me that it was likely to be as outdated and as seedy as the rest of the store.  Boys and girls?  That's correct - Let's keep it moving.

 

Stop #5 - Fantasy World (actually in Henderson not Las Vegas Proper).

Pretty clean standard ABS with a dual theaters and standard booths (no gloryholes - but with full doors and most without windows), But there is a $2 charge to just go into the booth area.  I suspect it is to ensure that they are making money off of the guys that loitering and waiting on another's third leg to play with.  Theaters which cost $10  (2 - more of the same) are actually 2 rooms side by side with about 6 cheap Walmart quality plastic chairs lining the walls in each room and a bunch of open space to play if there is someone there of your ilk to play with.  The clerk told me that couples do come and play but it was hit or miss (I suspect much much much more miss than hit).  But when I asked him were there any couples in the theater he stated that he wasn't "allowed to tell".  Of course, finishing my recon I paid the rent and went in.  I sat in the straight theater minding my own business with arms folded - not sure if there is any other overt action that a man that only believes in splitting in half woman that happen to be born in that form can make it known that screams WRONG TREE!.

 

At any rate, I went to the bathroom which was surprisingly clean and conveniently located right in the straight theater.  when I came back out several of the guys were gone.  I went back to my seat then I heard gag, gag "oh I'm cumming" out of the other theater.  No one came out of that theater so I assumed that it was the movie.  Then I hear it again (in general) and while I'm hearing this one of the guys that had disappeared reappears out of the room zipping up and headed for the rest room.  I start to think that maybe one of the ladies that were with their guys in the bookstore came back and were servicing.  So I step over to the other theater and what do we have? The wrong tree barker on his knees.  Boys and girls? HELL YEAH - KEEP IT MOVING!!!!!

 

So my recon of Vegas taught me the following: if traveling there bring your own fun (kit and caboodle), the Sin City moniker doesn't mesh with the city's "thing of ours" scene, and finally plan to play a lot of rounds of golf when I'm there this summer because I not a gambler I'm a 'fuck (h)er' and "her" ain't there.

Well Doc this report is being sent to you courtesy of paid GoGo in flight as I fly back to parts unknown.  The tour continues tomorrow (Friday, May 10th) with a possible surprise visit to a popular bookstore here.  And tell the readers in the Memphis area that the cruiser will be parking along Beale Street Sunday evening.  

Until next time, may The Big Shield be with her, whomever she may be.

TBS

 

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Doc here again... First of all, we are glad that The Big Shield is safe and sound, and was not taken out by The Abominable Moose. Secondly (and sadly), Las Vegas continues to disappoint on the adult theater scene. When going to Vegas, your best bets are the on-premises clubs like The Green Door, The Power Exchange, or The Red Rooster. White theaters are plentiful in Vegas, patrons are not.

 

Part 3 of The Tour is coming soon...

 

Thanks,

Doc

Final Reminder! Michael & Brandy TONIGHT May 10th @ 8PM at CTs Adult Theater

Doc here with a Upcoming Visit announcement for you, the good readers of The Journal of Adult Theaters.

Tonight, May 10th at CTs Adult Theater in Gary, IN (address in the database), Michael & Brandy will be making a visit (and a whole lot more) to CTs for a gang bang starting at 8pm. This is couple is hot and experienced in this thing of ours, and ready for a great CTs welcome Friday night.

Here is Michael and Brandy (in their own words) and what they are looking for:

We have been to CTs on our motorcycles going through one afternoon.We go to a theater to get fucked and enjoy the scene together, so we look forward to the experience. Hard core is OK with us even thought we are older. Brandy has a sexy style about her that keeps guys surrounding her. She will entertain the group for sure---so lets place us on site at 8 PM and go from there. Doc, we hope you are around as it would be cool to meet you. Many folks including us appreciate your effort to keep us informed.

Here are some pics of the lovely Brandy:

So mark the date on your calendar: Michael and Brandy - Friday May 10th at 8pm @ CTs Adult Theater in Gary, IN.  Be clean, prepared, and ready.

Thanks,
Doc

Flash Report! The Return (Again) of Bob in Biloxi!!! Two Days - Two Reports

Doc here with a special report... The return of the one and only Bob in Biloxi.

Once upon a time, Bob was (if not the first, one of the first) original contributors to The Journal back in 2009. That group included Brent in Portland, Donny Digital, OldBeatNik, JaxBchBum, and Bob in Biloxi.  His reports hit The Good Doctor's in-box every Sunday morning slight before noon, chronicling the prior evening's fun in Biloxi.  There are at least 125 Bob in Biloxi reports in the archives, if not more. 

That's dedication, folks.

Then, as several scientists have theorized, Bob took an arrow in the left cheek from Cupid, and his attentions were pointed in a different direction. Sure, there have been reports here and there, and they were terrific, but it was not a weekly event any longer.

That's what makes this report so good... Bob, in top-shelf form, covering both The Gulf Coast Theater and the ABS down the street.  It's like old times.

So sit back, pop open a Yoo-Hoo, and enjoy Bob and his tale of 2 weekends in Biloxi.

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Hey Doc,

A couple of reports from your long lost reporter near the beautiful Gulf Coast - two weekends in a row this time!! Circumstances allowed me to travel the short distance this weekend and last to both the Gulf Coast Theater and the ABS.

Bob in Biloxi

I arrived around 8pm last weekend and had just missed a 40 something dressed to play blonde lady at the ABS. From talking to the clerk, they mentioned they would be back, but he also told me they had actually been coming in and out for the last couple of hours, like they were looking for someone.

I left and drove the couple of blocks to our Gulf Coast Theater; there were about 10 couples that showed during the night at the theater. Two couples were inside when I got there. One was a semi regular, (which I’ve written about in the past), as she is a very sweet lady that always dresses the part, but primarily this couple looks for other couples. Also in the audience was a new lady I haven’t seen before, a brunette with a short skirt, very pretty, but judging from her choice of playmates, somewhat stupid. She seemed to be drawn to highly confused men, who just moments before her arrival were playing gleefully among their own species. I just hope she didn’t catch anything soap will not remove. I also got to see “Lil Slut’s” entrance, and her start up. I watched for about three minutes and left to check out the ABS.



Gulf Coast Adult Theater
Biloxi, MS

When I arrived there, the clerk nodded and held up a finger indicating “one” was in the back. I was lucky to get a booth next to that couple without any problems. She was a 30 something blonde lady, with a black skirt, heels and a white blouse. After hauling out my junk and stroking for about 10 seconds her finger appeared at the hole, making the universal circling motion. As I fed her my cock through the hole she began to vigorously attack the poor soldier, I even had to remove it and speak to her through the hole with a request she be a little more gentle with the poor fellow. She seemed to get the message and soon she was doing much better, both with her hands and tongue.

Sooner than I expected she was rolling a raincoat on and backing up sliding my member into a very hot and wet pussy. All of us know from past experience how this is going to end! Her little butt was banging away at that poor wall making my cock a happy camper. When I was finished she stripped the wrapper off and started vigorously sucking me, I couldn’t stand the pain as I am very sensitive afterward and had to quickly withdraw.

Leaving the ABS slightly lighter and albeit wobbly in step, I went back to check out the theater scene. I was impressed with the number of couples that showed, unimpressed with the number of guys that were milling about just getting in the way. One such character almost sat on a poor ladies face while trying to barge in on a couple fucking on the couch. He must have been in his 80’s and reeked of cigarette smoke. Other confused guys were trying to cop a feel of the many strokers in the crowd trying to get attention from any willing couple nearby, and so it goes. Nothing here to see except a mob, I left at 11pm.

This past weekend was better for this reporter, as it started out with a call from one of the scouts informing me another blonde had found her away to the ABS and was in a booth rejecting people as they presented themselves at the hole. Sounded to me like another meet me at the hole arrangement? However when I got there, she and her man where gone.

I got another call from the same scout telling me they were now at the theater along with two other couples. I caught sight of the scout when I entered and asked him to point out the couple he was talking about. She was a tall blonde with a blue jean skirt and pullover sweater, she had her legs crossed clearly showing a nice set of high heels! Looked promising from my point of view! The scout mentioned they haven’t done anything and was shooing away anyone that came near them.

Bob's License Plate

They sat for about 20 minutes and got up to leave. There were two other couples in the theater as well: one never does anything, the other are old timers that only play among themselves. As the tall blonde and her man exited the rear door, I went out the front and went back down to the ABS.

As I was going inside I noticed them pulling up, there was a different clerk this time inside the ABS, but he knew I was looking for couples, as they came in the front door he halfway pointed and nodded. So when they did finally come back I got lucky again securing the adjoining booth. The one thing I’ve begun to notice during these last trips is the women don’t seem to wait long before giving you the sign they want to inspect what you’re working with. It takes about 20 seconds or so before I’m ready for “inspection” but she seemed to be just a tad impatient, knocking on the wall saying let me see that cock. Kind of a turn on actually!

So feeding the boy through the hole, this lady was very good at treating a cock well, she was gentle and would suck for a few minutes and lightly blow cool air down the shaft and engulf it again with her rather warm mouth, she took her time, talking shit loud enough for anyone in the arcade to hear, again another turn on!! At some point she must have rolled a condom on with her mouth, because the next thing I know there’s a really soft ass pressing back against me and warm sensation all around my cock. Pretty cool to feel, the only thing that would have beaten that would have been the bare feeling of that warm enclosure she was packing!! After several minutes of her ass banging the wall I gave up, as she had a latex pocket full of Bob’s special protein shake. I thanked her and left, didn’t see them the rest of the night.

Bob's HD Truck

Later around 10pm a very petite 20 something brunette and her man arrived at the ABS. She was a cute little girl, nice size sitting way up high tits, with a coat and high heels. She kind of reminded me of Snooki but slimmer. As they entered the booth, she took off her coat to reveal she had on nothing but thigh highs and heels, I mean totally nude sans the coat!! This hot little number immediately dropped down and started sucking her man. She appeared to be enjoying the task, and every once in a while would look at the hole with a smile and his cock wrapped around her full lips. She was very sexy and I could tell she was into showing off!

Her joy at sucking cock was a huge turn on for me and soon I was rock hard again as well. I took a chance without being invited and slowly fed my cock through the hole, I didn’t have to wait but seconds until I felt her tiny warm hands encircling me, softly stroking and playing with my balls. Then the moment of truth, I felt her hot breath on my cock, the anticipation was building in me when I felt her tongue gently licking the underside and slowly taking me inside her mouth, rolling her tongue around the shaft, bobbing up and down slowly.

Clearly she was a fellatio connoisseur, taking me deep at times and toying with me other times, almost daring me to fill her mouth with the liquid she was after. So much so that my legs began to shake, she must have sensed what I needed and finally allowing me to surrender - she held me deep in her throat while I was unloading. She never moved, just holding me in her mouth until I was completely soft and spent. She was a very close second to the Redheaded Goddess in technique, talent and enthusiasm, but the Goddess remains the All Time champ!

It was 11pm when I walked out, this lady had been playing with me for almost an hour! I was sitting in the truck replenishing fluids when they walked out and left.

Spent and relaxed for the upcoming work week I bid the beautiful Gulf Coast good bye and as the waters of the Gulf on my right hand side gently rolled on during the night. It seemed to wave bye as well, like an old friend wondering when she will get to see me again.

Who knows, time will tell that story….

Bob

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Doc here again... Is this the last of Bob in Biloxi? I certainly hope not... Between his expert coverage of the Biloxi scene, and his annual pilgrimage to Portland for a week of reports and pics, he has been a Hall of Fame member here at The Journal. His reports will always be good here...

Thanks again Bob...For everything.

Doc

Flash Report! The Oral Reporter at Talk of the Town in Niagara Falls, NY

Doc here with a terrific Flash Report from senior reporter The Oral Reporter.  He visited by old stomping grounds, Talk of the Town in Niagara Falls, NY this past Monday, and luck was on his side.

 

This is a golden example of how being patient will yield positive results in an adult theater.  Read on and you'll see how...

 

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Hi Doc,

 

Oral Reporter here, with a short story from your old stomping grounds, Talk of the Town in Niagara Falls, NY.

 

I flew in to Buffalo on Monday evening around 5 PM, got my rental car and headed to Talk of the Town (TOTT). The lot was very empty of course it was only 6 PM and a Monday on top of that.  I sat in my car for a little while with no one coming or going thru the parking lot.  I thought well I have to eat some time, so I went back on Hwy 62 for a bite to eat at Denny's (I like their pot roast).  Finished dinner and headed back to TOTT. 

 

The lot was still pretty empty, and there was one 18 wheeler with a load of logs, and two other cars.  I stayed in the car for another hour or so, when a pick-up truck came in the lot with a couple in it.  They made a swing through the lot and then pulled in the lot not too far from me.  I glanced over and gave them a little wave, I had my windows open, but they were a little far away to carry on a conversation.  In about 15 minutes or so they drove off, I thought well there goes probably the only couple I will see on a Monday night.  I stayed in the car and about 30 minutes later the couple in the pick-up truck came back.  This was a promising site.  They parked and got out of the pick up, went in side and I followed.

 

Talk of the Town
Niagara Falls, NY

When I got in, I did not see them in the ABS portion of the store, so they only had three places they could be, the arcade, the main theater, or the new (Red Garter) gay theater.  I thought well rather than buy a theater ticket yet, I would check out the Arcade.  As I was entering the arcade area the husband is walking out.  I did not see her, so I started checking the booths.  Nearly to the back I found her sitting in a booth feeding in some quarters and watching the movies.  The door was open, so I asked if she would like some company, she said yes and in I went. 

 

She was about 5'4 or 5'5 short brunette styled hair with hair spray on it holding it's shape.  She wore glasses and had a slender body.  I would guess her age at low to mid 50s + or-.  She was a good looking lady and reminded me of a librarian or a school teacher.  Her voice was soft and sweet.  He was quite a bit taller, I would guess 6'-2 or so.  also a slender build.  I entered the booth, and got my little soldier out pretty fast.  She started to stroke me while the movie was playing.  She had a very long skirt on and a top that was easy to get open and play with her small but nice breasts.  I sucked on one of her nipples while she stroked me and I raised her skirt, began rubbing her pussy she had panties on so it was not as easy as it could have been if she was not wearing any panties. (hint to the ladies out there, leave the panties at home if possible). 

 

By now her husband was back, as well as the 18 wheel driver. They were standing out side of the booth watching.  I don't mind being watched and I think the little soldier likes being watched.  I asked her if she would like her pussy licked, she said not right now, and then she told me she had to get rid of her husband.  This prompted her to get up re-adjust her clothes and head out.  I was not sure if she was coming back or not.  I got my pants back up, and as I was heading outside, they were driving away.  I thought to myself, well if they don't come back at least I got some attention. 

 

I sat in the car again for about 30 minutes, hoping she was going to drop him off at home and she would come back by herself, when all  of a sudden in comes the truck again, with both of them.  They get out of the truck and go back into the store. I was a little closer to them this time and saw the two of them go into the main theater.  So it was time to pay the admission and go in to the theater.  The clerk tried to sell me a ticket for both theaters, but I said I only wanted the main theatre.  It's still 10 bucks, I think the option for both theaters is $15 bucks.  I'm not interested in the gay and bi movies in the smaller theater so I said thanks but no thanks. 

 

As I turned to go in the theater, out comes the husband alone.  I entered the theater and she was standing in the back of the theater behind the wall.  I went behind the wall with her, standing next to her, I told her I was very glad she came back and then started playing with her tits again. I asked her what she was looking for, and she said a little harmless fun and I said that is what I'm looking for also. 

 

By this time I had my little bit bigger soldier out of my pants again.  She said lets go down in the front row, so we headed to the front row of seats. Her husband came back in and she told him she was going to the seats,  and I was right behind her.  This theater has 7 seats in each row, 2 together, then 3 together, and again 2 together.  We sat in the middle section.  I started to suck on one of her nipples again while she stroked my soldier.   I reminded her that when ever she wanted to have me lick her pussy, I would be very eager to do it for her.  Her husband was now sitting in the same row but in the 2 seat part.  She told me I could go down on her when I was ready.

 

Being The Oral Reporter and loving to eat pussy, she did not have to tell me twice.  She raised her long skirt and she had managed to get rid of her panties.  She scooted to the edge of the seat, I handed her my glasses to hold for me and I dove in,  I was the first for the night so I knew I would not be working my way through any other guys juices.  She was already a little wet, and I did my best to get her even more wet and aroused. 

 

After about 10 minutes, I inserted one finger while I was licking her and sucking on her clit.  My finger was looking for her G-spot, with the moaning she was doing I may have found it.  Another 10 minutes of my tongue and my finger she was coming, and then she slowly pushed my head back from her pussy.  Of course I had to ask if she enjoyed it and with a smile she said "Yes." 

 

I have always lived by the motto of you have to give a little head to get a little head.  I stood up in front of her, with my pants down and the soldier hoping to get  sucked on.  She stroked me and then started licking my balls (I love getting my balls licked) I told her how good that felt.  After a few minutes of enjoying that  she pulls out a condom and places it over the head of my cock, then proceeds to un-roll it with her lips, while taking my cock in her soft mouth.  Once it was on she started giving me a wonderful blow job.  (I of course love it even more without a condom, but she is a safe lady).  After she sucked for a while and it was a fantastic blow job (with her husband watching) I asked if I could come on her tits, she said no, and kept sucking me.  I then decided to take things in my own hands and started pumping her up a load while she played with my balls. ( there were two other guys in the theater, but neither of them came down to the front to watch or get in line).  I was about to cum and I told her it was time, she took my cock back in her mouth (with the condom on) and I finished in her mouth of course the condom caught all the cum. 

 

I sat down next to her, as I had been standing right in front of her with the screen lighting up what was happening, and still no other guys came down.  I asked her if she had heard of the Dr. Emilio Lizardo web site, she said no. I told her I write stories for this web site and it's devoted to the XXX theaters all over the country, and the people, guys, girls, and couples who play in them.  I told her I would be writing a story about tonight's fun and she said in a voice loud enough for her husband to hear, "I'm going to get a story written about me".  I told her I do not use any names, she did not offer any initials or anything to describe her and him.  I wrote down the web site and told her to check it out in a few days to see their story.  I thought writing it down was the best way, trying to remember Dr. Emilio Lizardo is a lot to expect.  They got up and left the theater, but I found them back in the arcade. 

 

Monday was a pretty dead night but at least she did not have to fight off a crowd of guys.  They stayed there for some time and then came back into the theater, again standing behind the wall, where another guy was but he did not seem interested either.  She is a lovely looking lady, I think I have seen them there before, just not sure when it was.  I don't know if she serviced any other guys, as I had to start my drive to Canada for work the next day.  I know if I'm at the TOTT again and I see the same pick-up truck I will head right in and offer my tongue for her pleasure.  For a Monday night it was a real success.  I have had pretty good luck at TOTT over the years that I have been visiting the Buffalo/ Niagara Falls area.

 

I'll be back there sometime next week, so we will see what walks in next week. I'm off to Louisville, KY tomorrow so maybe I'll try one of the theaters there.

 

I do love this thing of ours, it may be pot luck (or pot roast), but it's the anticipation of who will come in and want to play.

 

Until next time, this is The Oral Reporter, signing out.

 

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Doc here again... It's good to see that a blast from my past is still yielding some good times for couples.  Many thanks to The Oral Reporter for another fine job.

 

Thanks,

Doc

Couple's Flash Report! Sam & Koral's Gloryhole Adventure @ Paradise Video in Portland (w/12 PICS!!!)

Doc here with one of those reports that will stick with you for days to follow.

The extremely sexy and naughty Koral, along with her guy, Sam, have provided what I think is their best Couple's Flash Report ever. They visited Portland's Paradise Video on a spur of the moment, and walked out with a great report and spectacular pics of the actual visit (every pic is the real Koral from that night). 

Here we go!

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MOMENTUM OF KINK

A Midweek GloryHole Adventure

Koral and I have always joked that it's a good thing we live a few hours from the city of kink (Portland). We can only imagine how often we would find ourselves "looking for trouble" if trouble was right outside the front door. Be it cruising Craigslist, hooking up more often with the swingers we already know, going to the swingers clubs because Koral wants to "dance", heading out to a porn shop, having drinks as we tip the strippers, or being bored at home so we decide to get out the camera and do some dogging- gloryholing-flashing-sex with strangers-roleplaying (the video-camera bucket-list goes on and on), and let's not forget the adult theaters. Even if we weren't planning on going to the theater, Brentstheatertails Flag system would be calling us in every time a red flag was shown (red flag=couples in the theater).

With that being said, we try to visit Portland twice a month or so. It's sometimes a little more, sometimes less. And only on the weekends unless we're Xmas shopping or dropping someone off at the airport (we rarely miss a chance to be perverted, "When in Rome"). We have noticed that our desire and drive for sexual adventures will come in waves. A momentum that ebbs, then flows. After 10 years of being happily in the lifestyle, we're pleased and satisfied with the some-what predictable momentum of our kink.

 That is, predictable until yesterday, Wednesday 5-2-13. It was yesterday I was writing a story for the readers of Dr. Emilio Lizardo's Journal of Adult Theaters blog detailing the Cum Slut Wife adventure my wife Koral had the weekend before while visiting Portland (PDXXX) for the night. We enjoyed a much needed night of debauchery, the first in months, and wanted to share with the tribe (The Tribe Of "This Thing Of Ours") all the steamy details...and some photos to boot(still shots from the video I took).

After writing the story I read it to Koral, not realizing that as I read it, I had my cock in my hand. What a turn on it was for us remembering it all and by the end of the story my cock was in her mouth....at least until we were naked. That's the best thing about our sexual freedom....though our sex is always great, there's something to be said about the animalistic fucking we have after an adventure.

Then it was time to watch the video and find a few still shots to include with the story, so together we watched. We looking at it frame by frame, wanting to find the stills that would be best. WOW, what a turn on that was. As our desires to be kinky grew, we talked about what sexual things we wanted to do the next time played.  We couldn't help but discuss that if we lived in the city we would go out tonight and Koral remarked on how horny she was feeling. By the time we finished picking out the still shots and sent them and the story off to the DOC, we both decided that "TONIGHT WE SHOULD PLAY. WHY NOT? YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE. LETS GO GET CRAZY ON A WEDNESDAY NIGHT".
Unlike a weekend, we can't be out for long. We like to put the kids to bed and wake them up in the morning (Yes they are old enough to stay home alone). That's a long drive for a few hours of Slutdom I reminded my wife. If we do this, it has to be worth it. What should we do, what should we do? A Wednesday with no plans in the making. We will be getting there around midnight and we want to leave by 2am. Truck stop sex with the truckers, or dogging with strangers...no, to unpredictable. It looks like it's going to be a gloryhole adventure....we decided that breaking her gloryhole record (22 loads) was the ticket.

I placed an ad on Craigslist titled "Cum Slut Wife At the porn store tonight" detailing the time and the place (Paradise Video at Midnight).  Excited to play, Koral dolled herself up and I charged the batteries on the video recorder. "I can't believe we're doing this on a weeknight" we both kept saying to one another...followed with "but it's going to be sooo much fun". After the kids went to bed....we were out.  

We arrived at midnight and the parking lot was jammed full. Looks like our Craigslisting worked. We entered the store and did our customary walk around as a bunch of guys secretly watched Koral wondering if she was the Cum Slut Wife they had read about. We overheard one of the clerks comment on how weird it was how so many guys had all just arrived in the matter of minutes and at this hour. We smiled at each other and began to make our way to the arcade, horny guys in tow. We went to the only room that has two gloryholes that lead to two different rooms. As Koral prepared herself I got out the video camera and fed the video machine.  The men in the adjacent rooms waited patiently for her signal to play (two fingers at the hole) as the crowd of guys were chatting it up in the hallway.

I took a seat in the chair and told Koral to begin with my cock. She got on her knees and began to suck me and got me hard, I then told her to pick a hole. She went to one of the holes (no reason in particular) and placed two fingers in it. A cock swiftly poked through and the game was afoot.

Let the show begin. As she sucked on him I videoed the action, then Koral reached out and pulled my cock closer to her. I obliged. She began to suck me, then him, then me again......so on and so forth.....slowly bring our cocks closer together, shortening her mouths distance of travel. Eventually she had both cocks side by side, stroking the shafts with her hands and licking the heads with her tongue. Then she pressed them closer together and put her mouth around them both and took them in deep as she could as she moaned with enjoyment. She continued sucking us both, sometime together....sometimes back and forth, for five minutes or so. Eventually the strangers cock exploded and Koral shot his sperm onto her lips and licked it off his cock head with her tongue.

She then turned to the other hole on the adjacent wall and place two cummy fingers into it. Another cock appeared and she grabbed a hold of the shaft and took him into her cum drenched mouth. She sucked him deep, and as she made her way back to the head I could see the white sauce of the first man nut coating the new cock. She then spit the remaining cum onto the head and quickly licked it back up as she sucked him deep into her mouth again. This continued for many minutes, until finally the second cock had release its reward. Koral yummed and moaned the whole time....I loved it.  With a mouth full of cum (two loads now) she again swapped holes and was in heaven as she continued to give sloppy head. She was spitting white nut onto the cock and slurping it up as she sucked him. She was also slurping the cum that was running down her hand, never spilling a drop. When she didn't have a cock in her mouth, she was vigorously stroking and commenting on how she is a Cum Slut and how much she wants their loads.  The Slut talk worked and another load was released.

Back and forth she went, from hole to hole until eventually the rooms beside us were empty.  Koral took a seat on the floor and we watched some of the porn videos together. After a short break it was my turn to nut, so I gave her a few dollars and told her to go to the room next door and suck me through the hole. It didn't take long for me to cum. As we got dressed I told her how many guys she drained. It didn't break her record, but 13 shots of sperm on a Wednesday night was a good show. We left the store and the parking lot was empty.

That's my girl........a true Cum Slut Wife.

Koral's Gallery (click on the thumbnails to ENLARGE)


 

 

 

 

 

 

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Doc here again... Um, wow! Many, many thanks go out to the lovely Koral and the very generous Sam for allowing a peak inside their evening a debauchery at Paradise Video in Portland. Terrific report, and the pics were outstanding.  Keep up the great work guys!

Maybe The Good Doctor needs to relocate my practice to the Pacific Northwest instead of heading East as planned...

Koral and Sam would LOVE to hear your comments!  The comments section is OPEN for this report...

Thanks,
Doc