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Couple's Flash Report! Saturday Night Theater Fun with M&S in New England (w/ 2 PICS)

Doc here, a man some say can scare the pants back onto you, with a terrific Couple's Flash Report from my good friends M&S up in New England.

 

They visited their favorite adult theater in New England, and have quite the report to show us.

 

Take it away, M&S!

 

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Hey Doc,

 

Its M&S coming to you from the balcony of our favorite theater here in New England - The best place to play short of the Playboy Mansion LOL.

Freeze Frame! A Message From The Mysterious Maya (and 7 Pics!)

Doc here, a man some say that his tricks are actually treats, with a note from my friend The Mysterious Maya.

Maya has been a contributor for over 4 years to The Journal, and was saddened by the events of last week transpire with the server crash.

She wants to help you, the good readers of The Journal get through this tough time, with the gift of photography.

Take it away Maya!

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Dear Doc's Readers,

Missing you all guys! Here are some pics so you don't feel lonely and neglected until the good Doc has our community blog running at 100% !!!

A Tale of Two Journals

"I felt a great disturbance in this thing of ours, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror, and were suddenly silenced. I fear something terrible has happened."
-The Chairman
10/14/2013

Doc here, a man some say can hypnotize you with his mustache, with a long overdue statement on what The Journal was prior to 10/14, and what The Journal 2.0 will be.

I originally planned on just rebooting the site and moving forward. However, between getting a ton of e-mail and Tweets about the crash and restart, and a discussion I had at an adult theater last night with a bunch of readers and a couple of my reporters that were there, I felt the need to say this once, and move on.

I-Team Report! New Life For Baltimore's Apex Theater

Doc here, a man some say is an English spray paint artist, and who can disappear at the drop of a mustache, with an interesting article from Baltimore.

Baltimore's last remaining adult theater, The Apex, has new life as a new owner buys the theater and plans to keep it for XXX rated fare.

Please check out the original report from BizJournals.com below:

http://www.bizjournals.com/baltimore/blog/real-estate/2013/10/baltimores-only-porn-theater.html?page=2

Thanks,
Doc

A Follow-Up Message From The Chairman On The State Of The Journal

Just as I suspected, through the ashes of one empire, a second and greater empire emerges.   Standing tall with a mustache some say has pleased over a thousand women and a leisure suit without a wrinkle. ....The Good Dr. is slowly rebuilding.   

 

It's only a face page at this point, but I'm sure the Terminator-like Dr. is searching for a new power source, rebooting his CPU and is on a mission to bring all his fans the best information in "this thing of ours".    

The Chairman

A Quick Message From The Chairman

This is the Chairman, husband to the CEO.  I know most of you don't care who I am, and some of you really want to show my wife some care.  ;-)  I'm not the official PIO (public information officer) but I will share what I know. 

The Lizardo 3000 was found abandoned the other day.  The car was dusted for prints and a note was found.  It appears a small group called "The moral minority" have him captive and are making him watch Lawrence Welk marathons.   A very kinky SEAL Team 69 is set to raid the complex where the Good Dr. is being held.  After being debriefed he will be back to his usual antics.  I would expect the blog to be back up and running by Friday...maybe Saturday.  

Lets all be patient hope for a full and safe recovery.  Yellow ribbons are tied on most trees around the liberal arts college in the valley. 

The Chairman

2.0

Flash Report! Edward Nygma at CTs Adult Theater in Gary on Sunday 10/13

Doc here, a man some say can do the Carlton Dance better than Carlton, with a quick Flash Report from the long absent Edward Nygma.

Edward has returned with a Flash report from CTs Adult Theater in Gary, IN. During Sunday's visit, he ran into a couple that had posted that they would be there this afternoon.  Good ol' Ed was there, pencil in hand, and has filed this report.

Take it away, Ed.

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Riddle me this, doctor: Who was at CTs this afternoon, helping satisfy a voluptuous blonde on the exam table in the theater room? That's right doctor, it was me.

Couple's Flash Report! PeachSkirtCpl Hits The Town & Theater (w/PICS)

Doc here, a man some say can make a duck call that would fool a flock of ducks, with an incredible Couple's Flash report from first time contributors, PeachSkirtCpl.

This hot couple visits a popular midwest adult theater often, and this is their report!

Here we go!

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Good Morning Doc,
 
I hope your recovering well after last Saturday's event at the 15th Ave's Fifty Shades of Grey party. I'm sure that was one for the history books (ed. note: It was!).