The Next Big Party at The Oregon Theater in Portland, OR! Sheer Delight Sexy Lingerie Party on June 10th, 2017 from 8pm until 3am!

Visiting 15th Ave. in Chicago Tonight! Couple's Flash Report Part Deux! Sarah (from Max & Sarah) on Adult Theater Ettiquette + 4 Adult Theater Reports!

Updated 5/26 at 4:30pm: Doc here... The amazing Max & Sarah will be visiting 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Melrose Park, IL TONIGHT around 9pm!  If you read what Sarah has written below, or Max's account of the trip earlier this week, you know what may in store tonight!

See you tonight at 15th Ave!

Thanks,
Doc

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Doc here, a man who some say won close to $600 on "Press Your Luck" back in the 1970's before making off with a lovely production assistant, with a special treat for you, the good readers of The Journal of Adult Theaters.

On this past Monday 5/22, I published a terrific Couple's Flash Report from new contributors to The Journal Max and Sarah, highlighting their trips to 4 cities and their adult theaters.  And it was glorious!  Check it out HERE. (This report has received a TON of pageviews, so thank you!)

How about we double-down with Max and Sarah?

Upon seeing the original report (written by Max) on The Journal, Sarah jumped in, wrote her own report from her point of view, spelled out some very helpful rules of the road for both women and men, and then announced where Max & herself will be Friday night  5/26/17 (Hint: At an adult emporium near and dear to the Good Doctor's pants heart)

Here we go... Please welcome Sarah to The Journal!

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Hello Doctor,

I’m Sarah, the hot 40-something redheaded girlfriend of the very hot Max. We have talked about writing reviews for so long and I am glad that he finally did it, as it has definitely inspired me to add my comments and suggestions, not only about the places that Max and I visited but theaters in general.

The Lovely Sarah

As a lady who frequents theaters I have advice for both men and women, which you are free to take or leave.

First for women who might be considering a trip to the theater. I’d like to offer a few tips...

Tip #1- They are more afraid of you than you are of them.

In theaters as in life most men are FAR more afraid of you than you are of them. Max told me this the first time we went and it’s true. A woman in a theater is a rare thing and most men will exercise the utmost caution in order to not frighten you off. While Max typically does most of the ‘crowd control,’ I know that if I say something I will be listened to. Typically, I have to tell them to be a little more gentle. I am a delicate little flower…..who likes to fuck strange guys in theaters. I’m complicated.

Tip #2-The first time will be exciting and maybe a little scary.

Scary, only because you haven’t done anything like this before. Mostly they are just different. Until I had been to a theater I had never come across a place where I could just have sex with as many people as I wanted and not have to make conversation or play coy. I can be whoever I want to be! It is extremely liberating. But like anything, some theaters are more fun than others. I have only come across one theater that was actually scary, and not because anything bad actually happened. It was just a weird and off vibe. But more about that below.

Tip #3 Dress for the occasion.

So I am going to be a little blunt here. Theaters, while clean(ish) tend to have things on the floor that maybe you wouldn’t want on your jeans or pretty dress. Going to a theater is all about access. If you have to take your shoes off to take your pants off, your clothes might get on the floor, or your bare feet might be on the floor and who wants that? I actually have a pair of shoes that Max rolls his eyes at because it is such a production getting them off and on. Plan ahead. A dress is always best. Just lift it up and ta da! Max likes to make me hand him my underwear while we are in the theater with the guys watching. We ALL enjoy that. Plus it keeps my panties off the ground.

Tip #4 You can do everyone and everything or do nothing.

If you want to suck 10 dicks, you can probably do that. Fuck 4 guys? Sure, if that’s what you are into. Or you can go and watch and do NOTHING. As strange as it seems it is one of the most ‘ladies choice’ environments you will ever be in.

Tips for Men:

1. Look, some of you have crazy skills, some of you, not so much. Here’s something to keep in mind. If a woman is coming into a theater and is likely to fuck a bunch of guys, please, please do not come at her fast with a long, rough finger bang. She’s not into it and all it does is wear her and her beautiful vagina out.

Tonight! Summer Sinsation Party at The Oregon Theater in Portland, OR!

Flash Report! A Sunday Special at Berlin News Agency in NJ by Anaconda on 5/21/17

Doc here, 1996's Tiger Beat Dream Date for August, with a brand new Flash Report from one of my favorite adult emporiums: The Berlin News Agency in Berlin, NJ.  Reporting is senior Journal scribe Anaconda.

On top of the great report, there are details on a new weekend promo BNA is running that sounds pretty awesome.

Here we go...

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Hey Doc! 

Your old pal Anaconda again with a new report, this time from Berlin News Agency (BNA) in Berlin, NJ. 

So, after what seemed like an unbreakable cold spell, things seem to be heating up for this field reporter. My time in Vegas was a blast as I have already reported to you and your readers. I only wish that work obligations were not so heavy that I could have made a return trip to Adult World, or checked out one of the other sinful spots in Sin City. Regardless, I knew I had something else potentially in store upon my return. 

On this particular trip, I was flying round trip from NYC, thus there was a driving leg of my trip as well. While NYC airports aren't necessarily right next door to southern Jersey, it's close enough that I wasn't going to pass up the chance to hit one of the top spots and roll the dice on catching some action. BNA does communicate the presence of couples and single gals in real time to those of us in the know, and from this we know that couples traffic can be heavy on any given day, at any given time, Sunday afternoon/evening not excluded. 

Berlin News Agency
Berlin, NJ

So, after landing on Sunday afternoon, I made a run for it!! Traffic was unusually heavy, so sadly I didn't arrive until about 6:30PM. I saw that 2 couples had arrived about an hour earlier and was hoping that at least one of them might still be there. This was indeed the case, but they were just finishing up. When I walked in, it was clear something was up as there was a small crowd gathered around the far "cubicle" on the entry side (this makes sense to those of us that have been there and know the layout). 

Couple's Flash Report(s)! Max & Sarah's Wondrous Roads: A Tale of 4 Cities

Doc here, a man who some say is still searching for Valhalla, back with a tremendous first time Couple's Flash Report from Max and Sarah.

In a wide-ranging and hot as Hell report, Max and Sarah visit adult theater venues in 4 different cities, with (as you might have guessed) a varying success.  The adult theater Gods are a fickle sort, and this report illustrates this notion perfectly. 

Pop open a Fresca (Hi Gemini!) & please welcome to The Good Doctor's Journal of Adult Theaters the awesome Max and Sarah!

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I'm Max, my girlfriend is a hot 40-something redhead named Sarah, and she is a newly-converted gangbang and theater slut. We've been reading Doc's blog for several months now and using it to plan our itineraries whenever we're traveling, since we live in a place that has no theater options at all. We traveled A LOT the last few weeks, for business and family reasons. Here's what we found:

Houston

Friday night in Houston we checked out the newly-opened Colette swingers club. Colette Dallas is our all-time favorite club and we had high hopes but the Houston location hasn't caught on yet. Unlike Dallas, there were only a handful of single guys, none very interesting, and most of the couples were shy and kept to themselves.

So we headed down to our favorite Houston theater, Smoochees. Smoochees has a really excellent sex toy shop downstairs, and a maze of theater rooms upstairs. Fridays and Saturdays are couples-only after 4pm. They require ids and filling out a membership form, more like a swinger club, and then buzz you upstairs. Most of the rooms are small, enough for a couch or two, with a flat-screen tv showing porn in every room. Farther back is a long skinny room with about four couches lining each wall facing each other. This is where the couples tend to hang out, and we've been able to play with others before but tonight everyone was shy. Sarah and I put on a show, though.

Smoochees
Houston, TX

Saturday afternoon we headed back to Smoochees during single guy time (when couples are free), and headed upstairs to the very back back room, which has couches along three walls and a single screen showing porn on the fourth. Sarah was the only woman in the place and as we made our way to the back couch, we could sense that we were drawing a crowd behind us. 

The guys at Smoochees don't usually do that aggressive wolf-pack thing, instead they'll hang back respectfully on the other couches until they get an invite. Sarah sucked my dick for a while and I pulled her dress up to expose her ass, then waved over one guy, then another, then another. Two got to fuck her and one of them was a really dominant guy with some great dirty talk. Pro tip: submissive girls love a guy with good dirty talk.

Dr Lizardo's Journal of Cool Media: "Twin Peaks: The Return"

The gum I like has come back in style... Doc here, a man who some say knows the owls are not what they seem.  

It's been 26 years since Twin Peaks disappeared almost as quickly as Phillip Jeffries from the ABC network in 1991. I am old enough to not only have watched it in it's original run, I also taped every episode on my VHS VCR. It's first season was about as perfect a TV show in the pre-streaming era could be. 

I enter this clip of a season 1 scene as Exhibit "A" to the record...

It's second season was uneven...Varying between season one perfection and an unmitigated mess. And after 29 episodes, it was gone like a pale horse in the Palmer living room. 

In the spirit of full disclosure, I'm a David Lynch junkie. As an undergraduate student back in NY, I was first exposed to David Lynch in a student screening of "Eraserhead". It struck a chord with the young Lizardo, and changed the way I looked at both still and moving images to this day.

The next David Lynch project had even more of an impact on the then maturing Lizardo... "Blue Velvet".  It was possibly my first ah-ha moment where the dark underbelly of society, the feared and the fearful, the breakers and the broken, living underneath an idyllic small town was shown. Just beyond the white picket fences, a bleak and dangerous industrial area where bad things just happen.

I enter this clip of Blue Velvet's opening sequence as Exhibit "B" to the record...

The seedy, the dangerous, the unexpected. All keyed into my fascination with the wrong side of town, the sketchy area where you would find an adult theater or bookstore. David Lynch made it OK.

Then came Twin Peaks in 1990, and it had a similar ring to it's narrative: Things are not what they seem. Secret societies, a remote bordello named "One Eyed Jack's", illicit relationships, a girl who could tie a cherry stem into a knot in her mouth, a girl wrapped in plastic, and one fuck of a dream sequence that might never be matched.

Tonight! 15th Ave. Adult Theater's Huge Daisy Dukes & Cowboy Boots on Saturday May 20th, 2017 at 8pm!

Doc here with your party update for Saturday night's HUGE Daisy Dukes & Cowboy Boots Party at 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Chicago's western burbs. 

The Party Room is decorated for this hoe-down, swag bags for the first 50 M/F Couples are done (see below), and The Good Doctor has just finished ironing his lab coat for the occasion.

We will have 15th Ave. swag bags for the first 50 M/F couples in the door, starting at 8pm! Each bag has a retail value of $50, so do not miss out on these bags of naughty delights for all your senses!

The Good Doctor is really looking forward to tonight's Sexy Cowgirl Outfit Contest, with 3 great prizes for 1-2-3 place! The contest kicks off about 10:15pm!

First time couples and single females...If you would like a tour of the facility, please ask for Doc and I will be happy to show you around and explain how we roll.  I will be conducting the tours between 8pm and 9:15pm. 

The Lizardo Lantern has been hoisted to the roof of 15th Ave. Adult Theater , and come 8pm, will be illuminating the skies in Melrose Park, IL! 

We welcome you to our first "Daisy Dukes & Cowboy Boots Party" tonight May 20th, 2017 at 8pm!

See everyone tonight!

Thanks,

Doc

Party Announcement! It'll be a Freaky Friday Party at the Berlin News Agency This Friday May 19th, 2017 from 7pm til Midnight!

Updated! TONIGHT! The Secret Room 2125 Party! School's Out on Friday May 12th, 2017 at 15th Ave. Adult Theater Party Room in Chicago!

Updated Friday 5/12 at 11am: The big day is here, kids! No more pencils, no more books. 

I begging you, dear readers of The Journal: Do not miss this Secret Room 2125 Party!  

The Good Doctor just got confirmation that the legendary adult theater couple is on the road, and tonight's party as their destination!  If you read The Journal (especially on Sundays), you'll know exactly who she is!

The lovely Adaya will be behind the BYOB bar, and she is super excited for tonight!

Final Notes to make your Secret Room 2125 party experience all you want it to be:

• This is a cash only event, both at the check in desk and the BYOB bar. We would appreciate singles and fives if you have them!
• Doc's School's Out Sexy Outfit Contest - I'll be looking for only 10 contestants for the naughtiest schoolgirl or hottest teacher!  3 Great prizes for 1st, 2nd, and 3rd place!
• Please check in your booze at the BYOB Bar upon your arrival. 
• Please note: There is no parking at the Sports Complex across the street! It's posted as No Parking, and they mean it. Please park in our lot or on 15th Ave.itself. Sports Complex will tow you if you do not comply. 
• There are no cell phones, smart watches, or cameras allowed in the Party Room. We will be mentioning this when you check in, but this is a zero tolerance policy, and we mean it! You can check your phones outside, but not in the Party Room. 
• Guys: Be respectful of other couples and singles. Anyone not is going to have a conversation with security, and it won't be a good one.
• If you want to venture next door to 15th Ave.'s store and theater, normal admission rates apply for single guys.  The promo this week has free admission to couples, single females, and T-Girls. Keep your wristbands on.

This is going to be an amazing night... Our last Secret Room 2125 Party drew 54 couples, 11 T-Girls/single females, and dozens of guys.  Do not miss out on this fun!  Doctor's orders!

The Lizardo 4000 is gassed and waxed... I will see everyone tonight!

Thanks,

Doc

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Doc here with all the details you needs to know about the next big Secret Room 2125 Party at 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Chicago on Friday May 12th, 2017!

Yesterday we finished up the School's Out Swag Bags and wrapped up decorating the Party Room for the big event! Here is the pic I posted on The Good Doctor's Twitter @LizardoJournal .

The Secret Room 2125
Swag Bags for School's Out

We are only 1 day away from one of our most popular themes of the year...

No more pencils, no more books...No more teacher's dirty looks. It's School's Out inside The Secret Room 2125!

Hot on the heels of the crazy Little Black Dress Party this past Friday night, The Good Doctor is teeing it up again in less than 2 weeks for his favorite party theme of all: Naughty Schoolgirls!  get your outfits ready, ladies!

Check out the brand new promo video for School's Out!, the next big Secret Room 2125 Party on Friday May 12th, 2017 at 8pm until 1am:

More on this big party in the days to come...

Questions? E-mail me at emiliolizardo1@gmail.com . 

Thanks,
Doc

Flash Report! Henry Chinaski's "An Afternoon of Bliss, Part 3 - The Finale" at the Bliss Adult Theater in Dallas, TX

Doc here, a man who some say once 'rassled a grizzly bear at a local country fair, taking him out with a "Superfly Splash" and a quick 1-2-3. 

Good readers of The Journal, some, if not most of you have had an extraordinary day/night at your adult theater of choice. I've had more than I can count.  But this Henry Chinaski character... Holy cannoli, what a day he had at Bliss in Dallas, TX!

Do yourself a favor, and re-read Part 2 before starting Part 3.  Then, pop open a Fresca (Hi Gemini!) and get ready for the happy ending grand finale!

Here we go...Take it away, Mr. Chinaski!

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Doc,

So I have stumbled onto one of those rare blessed days for a single man in the adult theater world. First there was the erotically charged group handjob with a nice finish on the body. Next up, a fun and spirited game of genital tag with a sexy facial finish on Face. Oh Bliss, what gifts you have bestowed on me today? 

The poetry-mobile sat outside waiting to return me to a suburban hum drum existence of mortgages and weekend yard work. So . . . one more round through the theater seemed a wise plan. (I honestly don't know what I was expecting to find. I mean its not like I am 23 any more and two Yahtzees in around 4 hours was likely all I could physically expect at this point. Maybe I just wanted to delay a return to the real world, maybe I have a problem, maybe I sensed something more amazing was yet to come). 

Bliss Theater
Dallas, TX

As my eyes adjusted to the theater I noticed something odd. Not the tiny girl on the screen in a school girl outfit getting reamed by two improbably large black cocks (that's normal here), but the lounge area was empty. Normally, on a Friday an hour before the single men are ushered out the theater is kind of packed with those hoping for a last minute roll in the hay. I heard voices coming from the theater area. Remember, the actual theater is simply a large L shaped heavy curtain that runs from ceiling to floor. Could it be? Might a couple have entered during my hour or so rendezvous with Face? Only one way to know. I turn the corner into the theater and . . . 

Oh my God! The gods of debauchery are shining down on Henry today... 

There seated on a couch with a man was none other than Milfy Nextdoor. It was some sort of kinky kismet. First at New Fine Arts and then here earlier today. Let me try to set the scene. I described her briefly in Part 2 of this saga. She is around 5'3" and probably weighs in at 120-125. Short blond hair, pretty inquisitive eyes and she reminds me of Markee Post from the old Must See NBC show Night Court. 

TV's Markee Post

She has nice natural C cups with long eraser nipples that get very hard (more on this in the following paragraphs), a nice curvy ass with no cellulite and no droop to it. I call her Milfy Nextdoor but if she is your next door neighbor, you live in one hell of a neighborhood. Her man he was average build, 5'8" 165, in his 50s and looked a little like Richard Dreyfuss near the end of Mr. Holland's Opus. He had a smile on his face befitting of a man who was as lucky as he was.