Visit Announcement! Bad Barbie Returns to San Diego's Barnett Ave. Superstore on Friday May 21st @9pm!

Doc here, a man who some say was a legend in the mid-70's bocce scene in upstate New York.  

Oh, San Diego...I have something for you!  What happens when you combine one of the baddest, sexiest women you'll ever lay eyes on, with San Diego's top adult theater?  You get Friday May 21st at 9pm at the Barnett Ave. Superstore with Bad Barbi!

The legendary Bad Barbi has been known to turn Barnett on it's ear during prior visits. And with all of us collectively walking out of the fog of COVID and into much brighter times, why not join Bad Barbi in this celebration?

Make sure you tell Bad Barbi that Doc sent you!

Thanks,

Doc

Flash Report! Pop Fisher Hits 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Chicago in May 2021 & Touches All the Bases

Doc here, a man who some say was an up and coming pitcher until he met Harriet Bird, a mysterious woman in black who also had very precise aiming skills.

There must have been something in the air this past Saturday night in Chicago. You know, that hard to describe adult theater vibe. And those vibes must have been emanating from the Midwest's premier adult emporium, 15th Ave. Adult Books.

Taking a break from his coaching duties with the New York Knights, reporter Pops Fisher has submitted a terrific report on his Saturday night and his lineup card.  Does everyone stay with the big club, or will anyone be sent down to the minors? And were there any bleacher bums in attendance?

Let's find out!  Take it away Pop!

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SATURDAY NIGHT AT 15TH AVENUE BOOKSTORE

“Pop” Fisher

I had two shots under my belt, Biden Bucks burning in my pocket, and travel funds about to expire so I decided to travel to Melrose Park near ORD and visit the 15th Avenue Adult Emporium, one of the top two adult theaters in the country.

The flight over was pleasant . A great looking woman sat in the aisle seat and the middle seat was empty. We talked a little bit and it was very enjoyable. She was every red blooded males’ dream girl, a food scientist for Molson Brewing and a competitive brewmeister!

I arrived at 15th Avenue around 7:30, Saturday evening. There were a number of people hanging out in the parking lot… not a good sign.

The theater was empty but it was early. I admire 15th Avenue’s optimism. There are more seats in the couples’ section than there are in the single’s section. Everytime a guy would walk in, he would head straight to the room behind the screen to make sure he wasn’t missing some action. Lots of guys in and out all evening. The Adult Theater Parade!

The first good action of the night came unexpectedly about 15 minutes after I first arrived. I was going outside for a break when I noticed a group of guys near the back room. The object of their attention was a beautiful Sarah Jessica Parker as Carrie Bradshaw turned Porn Star. She had nice round breasts that were pleasingly too big for her tight fit sexy body. Her husband, who looked like a Marine turned punk rocker or a character from a Guy Ritchie movie was encouraging, directing the action. 

By the way, there are few things more exciting in “this thing of ours” than to arrive at an adult theater with no expectations and be rewarded by the sight of a beautiful woman in the throes of sexual abandon with a room full of respectfully distanced men of all colors, shapes and sizes.

The action had moved to the room with the “bleachers” and television and the action was impressive. I took out my dick and was about to ask if I could get a little closer when a young man tapped me on the shoulder and said with a smile “Go for it, ‘Pops’ !Well, needless to say, I didn’t “go for it.” I just laughed and went outside instead.

The rest of the night was great. I counted at least one single woman and perhaps 11 couples. Besides Carrie, two other couples were serious players. One was a tall blond with great legs who played “covid responsibly” with select guys along the rope of the couples section.

The gal who made the biggest splash of the evening was one I never got a good look at except when she was in the lobby. Her Fetlife name is Sexslutkitten, and she behaved exactly as her profile describes her. Her visit was amazing..

All in all I’m glad I made the trip to Chicago and 15th Avenue Adult Emporium. Bob and the rest of the crew do a great job.

Pop Fisher

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Doc here again... Many thanks to that grizzled veteran coach Pop Fisher for his insight into the scene here in Chicago during a road trip far from his home ball park.  I appreciate his tone-setting in his report, so effective that The Good Doctor wished he had a chance to be there that night. Thank you again Coach Fisher!

The adult theater scene is slowly coming back, my friends. As regulations relax, this thing of ours is poised for a cum-back the likes of which we have never seen before. 

Get ready. We have lost time to make up for. 

Thanks,

Doc

Freeze Frame Report! The Return of the San Diego Smokeshow (w/7 NEW PICS!)

Doc here, a man who some say once went head to head with a group of three nuns in a paintball contest somewhere outside Montgomery, NY.  Details of the contest are sealed under a court order. 

Lizardos and Lizardettes, it's been a minute. The Good Doctor has been busy with non-Lizardo activities made somewhat difficult these past few months by the pandemic, and (to a much lesser degree) a bad haircut three weeks ago.  Luckily, things are easing up on both fronts.

To celebrate both events, I bring to you a very welcome update from my good friends The San Diego Smokeshow and her consort, LI. 

To the initiated, The San Diego Smokeshow & LI made a memorable and unannounced visit to San Diego's Jolar Cinema a few years ago, and the gentlemen on hand got quite the eyeful (see this great report HERE). 

Over the last few years, we have been graced by brand new pics of the SDSS on occasion, and today my friends we have a brand new batch of great pics of this amazing lady!

Relax, pop open a Fresca (Hi Gemini!), and soak in these new images of The San Diego Smokeshow!

Thanks,

Doc

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Smut for a Sunday Evening Returns! An Exclusive Preview 8mm Loop from Piper the Gloryhole Princess in HD!

A good evening to you, and to all the ships at sea. When we last left The Good Doctor, he was methodically climbing behind a mostly plywood 4'x6' peep show booth on an early Sunday morning. Despite his lab coat getting caught on some ragged surfaces, he was able to change the 8mm projector bulb in the Bell & Howell Lumina 6.9.

The reason for his haste in getting the Lumina 6.9 up and running?  Why, Lizardos & Lizardettes, it's because a brand new 8mm loop arrived to the Peepworld Complex in The Valley, near the small women's liberal arts college. 

The star of this HOT new 8mm loop? The legendary Piper, The Gloryhole Princess! Those of you not familiar with her work really should really schedule a cram session with this smoking hot brunette, who has one of the dirtiest minds I've ever cum across. Each of her adventures pushes the envelope, and in the best ways possible. 

In this EXXXCLUSIVE Journal of Adult Theaters 8mm loop (in glorious HD by the way), we find Piper getting ready at her dressing table. What possibly could happen when a stranger appears, swinging some heavy lumber of his own?  And, how properly moisturized is Piper?

Get your tokens ready and let's find out, shall we?

Visit Announcement! Monday 2/22/21 @ 10pm! Bad Barbi Hits San Diego's Barnett Ave. Superstore!

 

Doc here, a man who some say was once the face of the big fondue craze in the late 1990's, with a HUGE Visit Announcement for you, the good readers of The Journal!

After a lot of travel over the last several months, the legendary Bad Barbi is returning to the Barnett Ave. Superstore in San Diego Monday night, February 22, 2021 at around 10pm (possibly a tad later) for cumming home visit!

Bad Barbi

Here are the rules for the evening:

• Masks are MANDATORY.
• Do not talk to her outside the theater! IMPORTANT!
• Let Bad Barbi settle in once she's inside the theater. IMPORTANT!
• Protected play only! 
• Rude or obnoxious behavior will not be tolerated. 

As you may know, Bad Barbi is a huge fan of bukkake scenes. Just sayin'...

Bad Barbi

Lastly Lizardos & Lizardettes, if you drop by Barnett Ave. in San Diego Monday night, please make sure you tell Bad Barbi that Doc sent you (inside the theater)!

You can also follow Bad Barbi on Twitter at https://twitter.com/Badbarbi2 and on fetlife at https://fetlife.com/users/9973425 .

Thanks,

Doc

The Wait is Over! The Art Cinema in Hartford Re-Opens Saturday December 19th at 12 Noon!

 

Doc here, a man who some say once exclaimed "Do you believe in miracles? Yes!"

After 23 months and thousands upon thousands of dollars in infrastructure improvements to the 101 year old theater, the mighty Art Cinema , 255 Franklin Ave. in Hartford IS BACK!

Then Good Doctor could not be any happier for the Art Cinema's owner, Ernie, Project Manager Dave, Ernie's right hand man Tosho, and all the kind people who either donated their time or money (through the Art's GoFundMe) to get the old girl back on her feet.

It has been an arduous project, with many ups and downs along the way.  I have seen pics of the work in progress, from the re-upholstered seats, the new aisleway, refurbished brass railings, the monumental amount of scraping and painting, and re-done ladies lounge to name a few. 

100 Year old buildings have 100 year old problems, and the list of needed to be corrected issues was LONG!  Fire and building codes are no trivial matter, and the building needed to be brought up to code. 

Oh, and the small matter of COVID-19 didn't make things any easier.  The Good Doctor would have loved to be on site, helping get The Art back on it's feet.  But between a thousand miles and the world catching on fire, I had to be content working behind the scenes for big chunks of the 23 months The Art was closed. 

This week all projects were signed off on by the city, and the doors to the mighty Art Cinema will be popped open tomorrow (12/19/20) to welcome back new and old friends alike.  The auditorium looks great, and Ernie and the team cannot wait to welcome you back. 

The new hours for The Art Cinema are:

Sunday through Thursday Noon til 9pm.

Friday and Saturday Noon til 10pm.

The Good Doctor will be back to Hartford when travel restrictions are relaxed to re-photograph the Art Cinema in all it's glory, and I can't wait to share those images with you!

The Art Cinema will have a certified set of COVID-19 rules to be followed, and those rules can be found on the homepage of the Art Cinema's official website HERE. 

• Masks are mandatory upon entry.
• Touchless temperature taken upon entry. 
• Guests must read the COVID-19 rules prior to paying at the register.

New to the mighty Art Cinema is the DIAMOND REWARDS Card!  Every time you visit The Art Cinema (paying regular admission), you get your card punched for visits 1 through 4. Visit 5 is FREE!

The Art Cinema is the premier classic adult theater in the United States!  The Couple's Only VIP Balcony is legendary, and this is one of the last true adult theater experiences left anywhere!

I urge you to visit and support the mighty Art Cinema, as it re-opens to provide you an incomparable adult theater experience in this thing of ours. 

You can also follow The Art Cinema on social media platforms like:

Art Cinema - Owners Corner Fetlife Group

The Art Cinema on Twitter

Art Cinema Facebook Business Page

Art Cinema Friends Facebook Page

Please get the word out, that the mighty Art Cinema is BACK! 

Congrats once again to Ernie, Dave, Tosho, and all the volunteers and donors that made this happen!

Thanks,

Doc

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Breaking News! The Wait is Almost Over! The Dramatic Return of The Art Cinema in Hartford!

 Doc here, a man who some say is proud to publish this report after almost a 2-year pause in operations for the mighty Art Cinema in Hartford, CT.

After an enormous (and expensive) amount of work on the 101 year old cinema's infrastructure (including a brand new state of the art fire alarm system, refurbishing the cinema's seats, creating new aisles, painting, and much more), and final sign-off by the city of Hartford, the Art Cinema re-opens in the next few days.  

The Art Cinema published this video to YouTube earlier today:

The Good Doctor will be publishing and posting the exact opening day and time, and will link to the Art Cinema's website when The Journal confirms when the doors are popped open for the first time since January of 2019. 

Congrats to the Art Cinema's owner Ernie, to Project Manager Dave, to Ernie's long-time right hand man Tosho, and thank you to all the kind people who donated time, money, and energy to get the mighty Art back open again!

Please make sure you Follow The Art Cinema on Twitter: @TheArtCinema

More details will follow, Lizardos & Lizardettes!

Thanks,

Doc

A Journal Holiday Spectacular! Pennycumslut Hits The Murder Basement at Hollywood Erotic Boutique in December 2018 (w/PICS!)

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Update! Tito's-n-Soda and Milkman2484 Get to the Bottom of the New Ownership of The Westwood Theater in Toledo, OH

Doc here, a man who some say put full-contact croquet on the map in the mid-1980's, with an update to Mr. Glass' report from this morning regarding the future of the Westwood Theater in Toledo, Ohio by first time contributors Tito's-n-Soda and Milkman2484.

The news my friends is not encouraging to card carrying members in this thing of ours. 

Firstly, take it away Tito's-n-Soda!

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My Good Doctor,

I noticed your post on the Twitter-webs that one of my favorite old haunts in the Glass City was purchased and pending a re-birth.  What great news that would be!  But alas, I think the Craigslist rumor mill has dashed some hopes once again.  

The Westwood Theater in Happier Times, 2012

A quick search on the Lucas Co. auditors site shows that the good ole Westwood Theater was sold at the end of October 2020.  But the purchaser is one "Overseer of Westwood Cathedral of Word and Worship".  

Lucas County Auditors Record for 1602 West Sylvania Ave., Toledo OH

I remember having several heavenly experiences at the Westwood of old in the past.  But I won't get too excited about a Westwood return to glory with the new ownership.  

I'll raise a glass in hopes that I'm wrong but until then... 

Cheers, 

Tito's-n-Soda 

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In a similar vein, Milkman2484 sent along the following as well:

Good Dr. Emilio, 

With my limited skills at searching I did happen to find the Lucas County Auditors website, and it does indeed say the property was sold on Oct 27 2020. But from the name of the new listed owner on the site, it may not be good news.  The new listed owner is "Overseer of Westwood Cathedral of Word and Worship".  

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Doc here once again... Many thanks for a great first time field reports (and property record sleuthing) from Tito's-n-Soda and Milkman2484.  Well done gents!  

So kids, if one can assume by the namesake of the new owners, the next event at the former Westwood Theater is more likely to be an exorcism than a sexy theme party showing XXX fare in a classic adult theater. I have lost count on the number of post-mortems I have written for The Westwood, but this final chapter seems pretty definite.

As some of you may remember, I did a lot of work with the former owners as the Westwood was being renovated and upgraded back in 2012 and 2013.  I photographed the interior of this great old theater on many occasions, and she was pretty photogenic. I'll miss her. 

The Westwood Theater in 2012, Toledo Ohio

Thank you to everyone who jumped on my info request on Twitter and on The Journal, as we tried to get to the bottom of the sale!

We lost two great classic adult theaters this year: The Westwood and The Oregon Theater in Portland. The suckage that 2020 has wrought has been cruel. 

Thanks,

Doc

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Breaking News! Mr. Glass: Is Something Afoot at the Westwood Theater in Toledo, OH?

Doc here, a man who some say spent the majority of Doctober relishing the taste sensations of 4 new meatball recipes, of which 3 are keepers. 

Over the weekend, the Lizardo Model KY Teletype Machine powered up and spit out a quick report from the front lines in Toledo, Ohio from senior Journal scribe Mr. Glass. 

Lizardo Model KY

The Good Doctor needed to read this quick dispatch twice, as my eyes were possibly deceiving your old friend in the white suit and aviators. Upon the re-read, what I first read was accurate.

Here is the quick note from Mr. Glass:

Hi Doc,

 

Mr. Glass. Cannot confirm at this time but if I hear anything I will let you know.

https://toledo.craigslist.org/mis/d/toledo-westwood-again/7223135274.html

Via an anonymous post on Craigslist, the post claims that the Westwood Theater in Toledo was sold and will re-open soon. I have not seen any other information confirming this anywhere (including Fetlife).

Westwood Theater,  2012

So Lizardos and Lizardettes, if anyone can confirm the above and provide some details on the new ownership (hopefully), that would be greatly appreciated. 

You can contact me at emiliolizardo1@gmail.com , and I will happily get the your findings out.

Thanks,

Doc

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