Flash Report - Kansas City

Flash Report - Kansas City, MO

Doc here with a repost by Chris A from the Adult_Theater_ABS_Tampa Yahoo group about the state of things in Kansas City:
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Erotic City in the Kansas City are is very much CLOSED. KC area pretty thin these days for such things - Bazookas on Main has two small theaters and some booths on the upper level - Strand on Troost has some booths and also has two theaters - Both places tend to have mostly M/M action but also seem to have a few M/F couples at times - Gloryholes are almost gone in KC

I've been to Oldeun in Columbia, MO and it is a pretty good place - Nice bookstore, booths (some with gloryholes) and theaters - Theaters tend to be small, but couples only one on Fri/Sat can be pretty lively.

Hope this helps a little bit - Have fun - Play safe.
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Thanks,
Doc

A Quick Note From The Good Doctor

Just a quick note from your favorite medical professional... One of the most recent hot spots for "this thing of our's" can be found in northeastern Ohio.  The specific theater is Summit Street News, 645 Summit Street, Warren, Ohio, and is a combination ABS/mini theater. The Good Doctor has never visited there, but from internet reports intercepted by our team of assistants, some fun can be had there.  It is also close geographically to a theater frequently featured on the home page photo, The Foster in Youngstown.

If you happen in there and would like to submit a report, please e-mail The Good Doctor at emiliolizardo1@gmail.com.

Thanks,
Doc

House Call With The Good Doctor - San Diego

After The Good Doctor's house call to Seattle, he was off to SoCal for strictly business in San Diego (um, sure).  I was only going to be in town for a few hours, so he made the most of his time doing some research for you, the good readers of The Journal.

Let's get started...

Adult Depot
3489 Kurtz St.
San Diego, CA

Adult Depot is located on a one-way street behind the San Diego Sports Arena, and within a mile of the Barnett Avenue Adult Superstore.  Parking is in a large well lit lot behind the store, and there is plenty. It is a very similar setup as the Melrose Playhose (aka 15th Ave Books and News) in Chicago, just on a smaller scale.

It has an ABS in the front of the store, with probably a dozen or so video booths towards the back of the store. The theater admission was a very reasonable $7.00, and you need to be buzzed into the theater (you have in and out privileges for 4 hours). The theater area contains two seperate theaters, one with 25-30 seats, and the other with about 40 seats (both have plenty of standing room as well).  They both have new large flat screen TVs, and they provide the bulk of the light filtering through the screen rooms. BTW, both theaters show straight porn.

Being a mid-week night, I was not expecting to see much happening in terms of couples fun.  I was also wrong.  The in the larger theater, I happened across a couple in the back row.  She was probably 40, had shortish blonde hair, and a black dress hiked up to expose her nether regions.  Her boyfriend was on her left while a another guy was on her right.  She was stroking the cock of the guy to her right for a while, and then starting giving him an enthusiastic BJ.  When she popped back up, a guy sitting 3 seats away walked over and whispered something in her ear.  She nodded, and presto-chango, he slid into her wet pussy for about 5 minutes of intense fucking.  One more guy stepped up to the plate and repeated that performance with one of his own.  Something tells me that scene repeated itself a few more times that night.

I walked over to the other theater and saw only guys and one TG/TV in there...

Even the busiest adult theaters in the country (The Paris in Portland for one) do not draw much couples action mid-week, but this reporter witnessed some at The Adult Depot.  I was also amazed that the parking lot was 3/4 filled at 10PM (and remember, this is a large parking lot). 

Well, The Good Doctor was on the clock, so he headed to the other theater close by, The Barnett Avenue Superstore.  Two lights and 5 minutes later, I was there...

Barnett Avenue Adult Superstore
3610 Barnett Avenue
San Diego, CA

The Barnett Ave. Superstore is part of the Deja-Vu national chain of adult boutiques...It was unmistakable walking in not to notice the same expert merchandising of their DVDs, huge "toy department", and a seperate lingerie and shoe department.  It also is very well staffed, which is a trademark of the Deja-Vu chain.  Off to the left was the theater entrance, and a maze of video booths.

Parking is either on the left side of the store, or if you pull around the front there is more parking there.  Again, well lit and safe.

$10 dollars got The Good Doctor in the door of the theater.  After walking down a hallway with a 90 degree left hand turn, you end up either turning left into a theater or walking straight into the other theater.  The theaters themselves are larger than Adult Depot's, and more luxurious.  Instead of the theater-style chairs of Adult Depot, Barnett has leather reclining chairs, complete with drink holders.  Each theater seats about 50+ people.  Each theater has two flat screen TVs, one showing straight adult fare, the other showing gay/bi/TV fare. For each his own.

I would imagine on weekends this place would be hopping, but that night it was not.  Yes, you guessed it...

Do not jump to the conclusion that there were no couples/women in the store, because there were... I saw at least 12 different women shopping there.  Unfortunately, none of them entered the doors of the twin theaters.










The Doctor's Orders:
Adult Depot: Highly Recommended
Barnett Superstore: Recommended

Doctor's Footnote
The Good Doctor did not make it to the other two theaters in San Diego: Jolar and The Gemini.  If I make it back to San Diego sometime in the future, I will stop by for a house call at these establishments.

Do you have a report of your own?  E-mail The Good Doctor at: emiliolizardo1@gmail.com

Thanks,
Doc

Hot Flash Report! HEB in Seattle

The tsunami of Seattle information continues to hit the Control Room here at The Good Doctor's office. Now we have a Flash Report from a visit this afternoon by Sable at Hollywood Erotic Boutique in Seattle.  Sable's boyfriend offers the following blow by blow report:

Well, I am Sable's boyfriend and I have to tell you she was awesome at HEB this afternoon. She wore a nice pull over blouse with a black sweater and a very short black skirt with stockings and a thong. We had never been to HEB before so neither of us knew what to expect.

When we walked into the theater we were in the main room. I didn't care too much for the bondage movie playing so we went into another room and had a seat. It wasn't long before Sable said it was too light and let's go back to the main room. Sable is a fairly conservetive woman so when we sat down she was a bit nervouse. Well that didn't last long. She was the only woman in the place and every guy there was checking her out. I reassured her she was safe and to start thinking slutty thoughts. She did and started unbuttoning my jeans, I slowed her down a bit and had her open her legs so I could play with her bald pussy and let the guys take a peak . She then started giving me head. Now she really had their attention as the guys started rooting her on and moving in to enjoy the show. Sable is a very attractive woman, tall blonde and a great set of tits. about three guys were standing in front of her and I had her sit up and asked the guys if they'd like to play with her tits. I opened up her blouse and pulled her tits out of her bra. Two men started feeling her up at the same time. Another older dude started running his hand up and down her thighs. It was quite a show for me to see her getting the attention of three men at the same time. She then started sucking my cock. I asked her to straddle me and she moved on top of my lap and got my cock in her. The guys were digging this. The plastic chair I was sitting in cracked and sable said to fuck her from behind. She stood up and bent over the broken chair as I dogged her in front of about seven guys.I couldnt believe how much she was getting into this whole scene. We then sat down and I wispered in her ear that she should stroke someone off. The one gentle men was standing on her right by the wall with his dick in his out of reach and she asked him to take the seat on the right next to her. Well anyway she got up on her knees in the chair and bent over to continue sucking my cock. This lucky guy had Sables ass right in front of him and went to town feeling her ass. When I asked him how he like her pussy he said he just came and wished his wife was like Sable.

Truly a day to remember for her and I . She got right into being the center of attention and the guys all respected her boundries. We are planning a trip to Portland in the near future and check out the Paris.

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Doc here again... As I mentioned in my last "House Call" blog entry, HEB is a place that can yield some hot coupes fun.  Our Time-Life operators are standing by, waiting for more reports.  Do you have one?  If so, e-mail The Good Doctor at emiliolizardo1@gmail.com.

Doc

New Feature! House Call with The Good Doctor - Seattle

Welcome to a new feature at The Journal of Adult Theaters: "House Call with The Good Doctor". This new feature will revolve around personal visits by The Good Doctor to various adult theaters across the country. 

When making the rounds with his 9-5 profession, I may be in various parts of the country.  East, west, north, and the south all get visits duing the course of the year.  And as part of my service to you, the good readers of The Journal, I will give you an in depth report on these theaters. Pros, cons, and maybe some inside information that could make your visit to one of these establishments more enjoyable.

So let's begin with House Call #1 in Seattle, Washington...

First, a little recent history.  From a national perspective, the adult theater with the most visability in Seattle/Tacoma area was The Mecca Theater in Tacoma. 

The Mecca, circa 2006

The Mecca had a pretty active Yahoo Group at the time, which highlighted upcoming visits, but also detailed some encounters at this theater.  While it's activity was pale in comparison with the theaters in Portland, Oregon like (at the same time) The Jefferson and The Oregon, it was still in play as a classic 70's style adult theater.  The theater closed in 2006 and now has been re-purposed into condos (sound familiar, Portland?)

Now let us fast-forward to the present.  The Good Doctor was in Seattle making his rounds several days ago, and made time to visit two venues which have been the topic of some Yahoo Group chatter in recent weeks.  I jumped in my rental Lizardo 3000 and headed 20 miles north to Everett to visit  location #1 on my appointment list, Airport Video, 11732 Airport Road, Everett ,WA.

Airport Video, circa 2 weeks ago

As you can see from the above photo, Airport Video is a combination of 3 buildings joined together.  The building on the right is the video arcade, the center building is the lobby/bookstore, and the largest building on the left is the theater and another DVD/bookstore area.

The theater is nothing too elaborate...After walking down a hallway, you enter the theater on the left.  The theater is a room about 70 feet long and about 35 feet across, conatining about 50 or so heavy duty plastic lawn chair type chairs.  The theater is divided down the middle by a wide aisle leading to the rear of the theater.  Movies are shown on a large screen TV that is large enough for the viewing area.

Pros:
- Busy area with easy access to major highways, yet the business while on a busy corner is discreet
- Large parking lot that is both discreet and well lit.  Two levels of parking for overflow vehicles.  Appears very secure.
- Theater is large enough not to be claustrophobic, but intimate enough to be conducive for play and or voyeuristic activities.

Cons:
- Plastic chairs in theater
- Seems pretty dark in theater compared to other theaters

I would love to hear any reports regarding Airport Video from readers of The Journal.  This place has potential, and from the words of one report on a Yahoo Group I read recently, has "it's Paris-like moments".
 
After heading back south from Everett, appointment #2 was at Hollywood Erotic Boutique, 12706 Lake City Way NE, Seattle WA.

Hollywood Erotic Boutique, circa 5:30pm

"HEB" is located in the Lake City section of Seattle.  Parking is tight, with a very tiny lot to the rear of the store.  Otherwise your best bet is on street parking or in the lot across the street.  The theater is open 24/7.

The Good Doctor did not just fall off the turnip truck, but HEB has the most unique set-up for their theater in recent memory.  First of all, the young lady who was working the counter could not have been more helpful!  She is the type of person who would make a couple feel immediately welcome.  Not only was she helpful, she had a great attitude.

The upstairs (the main floor) is your typical ABS (DVDs, mags, and toys).  The uniqueness starts when you walk through the doorway leading to the theaters downstairs...You walk through a door to the left, and before I knew it, I was on stairway OUTSIDE leading down two flights to a landing.  Enter the door on the right, and you once again land inside.  There you will find a larger (35'x35') mini theater of maybe 30 to 40 seats, and 3 smaller viewing rooms varying in size, but smaler than the "main" theater.  It was like a smaller version of some of the theaters in Tampa that have multiple viewing rooms. 

Pros:
- Open 24/7
- Staff is VERY friendly and helpful
- 4 mini theater setup is unique - very conducive for play
- Very clean
- Something for everyone

Cons:
- Parking, while not impossible, could be tricky.

The Dr's Orders:
- Airport Video: Recommended
- Hollywood Erotic Boutique: Highly Recommended

Stay tuned for The Good Doctor's next "House Call" in the coming weeks.  If you have any comments, or a review or report of your own, please e-mail me at emiliolizardo1@gmail.com.

Thanks,
Doc

Happy Easter from The Good Doctor!

Everyone loves bunnies, especially The Good Doctor.  Have a happy and safe Easter... New stories and reports are in the "hopper" (sorry).

Doc

Flash Report: A First-Timer at Fantasyland in Tampa!

Doc here with a quick flash repost from a first-timers visit to Fantasyland in Tampa, FL.  Are things picking up in Tampa, once THE hot spot for all things adult theaters?

Here is Barebuns2350's post:
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Went to Fantasy Land last night did not know what to expect as it was my first time in an adult theater. Spent dime time in the Main theater, then moved to the glory holes, as the theater became to intense for my first time. Went back to the main theater, found a nice hard cock with a great guy attached to it. We went into the smaller couples booth, where we both enjoyed each other a bit more. Then we went to the Pool room to shoot some pool. To the Black Gentleman that we met, TY for making my first experience a good one, hopefully before we leave Tampa we will visit again to have a more memorable time, Would like to have a few BBC's join us in the couples room, and see where it goes.
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Let's hope we hear more from Tampa in the near future!

Doc

BJ Marathon at CTs Adult Theater on Friday 3/26

Doc here with reports from a BJ marathon at CTs Adult Superstore and Theater in Gary, IN from this past Friday.
Here is report #1 from poster "Mr. Chairman":
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As the unofficial Chairman of the Board, I agree 110% with and support the last poster totally. I have seen Maris in pics and felt that she could throw down but I didn't know to what extent. Amazing, astounding, moving, an artist, a spiritual experience (it must have been . . . I went for seconds!!!!).

Her technique and touch were second to none but she has one hell of a personality as well. She would laugh and joke around while at the same time make you cum like the world was about to end. Just a very sexually skilled and personable individual. Women who are not in this lifestyle could take a few pages from her book and try to learn a damn thing!

I've always been a fan of oral . . . just say BJ and I'm there front and center. However Maris added much more to the experience. I don't know what became of Cathy (peace be upon her), our former BJ Queen, but last night the mantle was passed to Maris without question. This will be a great an interesting summer, I feel, this year at CT's and she will be one of the reasons why. Until then Maris . . . until then.

-Mr. Chairman
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Doc again, with a response from "Maris" about her fun evening at CTs...
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Thank you all who showed up for the BJ Marathon last night—it was great seeing the theater packed full of men waiting for my mouth. I greatly enjoyed pleasuring all those eager cocks—you men are wonderful to share your awesome bodies with me. I love touching those strong muscles, hard asses, hairy chests and of course, your hard cocks. Men's bodies excite me to no end.


I had such a great time at CT's last night. I met old friends who I always love pleasuring—Don, TJ, Eric, Marc to name a few and met new ones—Mr. Chairman, Paul, Wally, Darnell, BLUE to name a few. I love being a sex slave to you ALL while I am at CT's.

Thank you ALL for making the BJ Marathon a success. My mouth loved on 89 cocks in 8 hours. Special thanks to those who stepped up to the plate and batted out TWO batches of cum for me. Your double donation to the cause did not go unnoticed. YOU HORNY MEN!!!

Thanks Pete for being the great host that you are and having an awesome place like CT's. You're the best!

-Maris
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Well, it looks like the house was rocking at CTs in Gary.  The staff here at The Journal will be on the lookout for more reports from there.

If you have a report you'd like to see on the Good Doctor's Journal, please e-mail me at emiliolizardo1@gmail.com.

Thanks!
Doc

Updated! Wild Eyed Girls and Horny Old Sluts: Paris Theater Report by Brent

Doc here with another report from the Walter Cronkite of adult theater journalists, Brent from Portland, OR.  As always, great stuff!
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Ladies, do you ever flash deliberate like when you get out of a car careless letting your skirt ride up?

I wish The Paris had full size glory hole booths. I didn't go to The Oregon last night. I started to go there but I went to The Paris from 10 until 1am instead. I had to Max it... Max needs to run longer on weekends.

Four couples "played" while I was there. The first one I saw was "fuck everybody big woman" we know as "B Condom In Mouth Lady" (very horny nasty slut her husband talks dirty to her while she fucks and sucks any one with a hard dick and a hot load). One guy fucked her so much she had to take a break. He was a thin built like a strong wall fucked her fast and hard pound pound pound. Then a blond came in with her husband. They laughed and joked and sat in the couples section alone. Finally she bent over pulled down her pants and showed us her beautiful round ass while she sucked off her man, They stayed and played for a couple of hours- her asshole winking at us just out of reach I wish I had a flying penis.

Then a young couple came in she was cute American Indian I think. They made a slow tour around the theater taking it all in- B getting fucked by a tall black man in the annex, the guys jacking and ogling at the blond in the couples section , one old man sucking off another old man in the main section, a TV dressed like 60s bad taste waiting by the "glory hole" while guys pretending she was really a woman and not an exotic male flirted with him her. The young couple left without sitting down.Another couple came in. He looked like Bob Seeger. She was tall with cascading permed hair and a lovely face Carol King Chelsea Clinton but nicer and a wild Tanya Harding exhibitionist slut I'm so horny look in her eyes. She took off all her clothes wow she loved being naked. Said to us "Do you like the way I look with a big cock in my mouth?" One guy got her a water and she grabbed his cock when he handed her the bottle. She kept her legs spread and her long fingers in and out of her wet pussy constantly strumming . He fucked her ate her pussy licked her ass. Her body was amazing long legs soft breasts wet cunt waiting wanting cocks our cocks but while I was there she grabbed a few cocks and they felt her up but she did not actually fuck anybody . Maybe she got busy fucking guys after I left. She loved dirty talk. Her man called her a dirty little whore ,a nasty slut, a horny easy lay . Her visit was the most intense one of the night while i was there.

It was like last Saturday the best show in my opinion was when a pretty girl (A full figured Demi Moore/ Carnie Wilson) in a red dress fucked and sucked her man and another man and woman in the couples section. The two girls got together for some erotic delicate girl on girl play. The other woman has been there before she is totally uninhibited. She is a big girl with a big sexual appetite and huge round breasts that defy mortal description (big-uns) She has the honor of being the last woman to get fucked at The Jefferson Theater before it closed (future Jeopardy question). Anyway I wanted to express how much I enjoyed her and the girl in the red dress a few Saturdays ago. There has also been a very sexy red head who looks just like a horny wild exhibitionist Alicia Witt. She loves to show off to the crowd taking special care to spread her lips and ass as if to say "This is where the wild penises go, boys." She also has that constantly turned on excited look in her eyes. So far she has only played with her man in the couples section. I think that she will be playing with the boys before too long.

Last Thursday The Lady Librarian Who Loves Bareback was at The Paris and there was no one there to fuck her. It was a slow night and the men who were there were either in their own little porn world or with each other in the gay theater. So I got on Brent's Theater Tails and posted a little "soups on- come and get it" message and before you could say "viral marketing" dudes started showing up at the theater and J's pussy was getting fucked and filled with man chowder. Just another example of the power of The Internet to bring the world together.

UPDATE!  An addendum from Ray about the above evening... Our story picks up after Brent leaves the building...

After you left the blonde asked "who is the nicest guy here", then grabbed a pillow, got on her knees and gave one of the guys on the rail a blow job. She then played with her friend. Just as they were getting ready to leave, a very young couple came in. The young couple found a couch, undressed and started to play (of course all the boys gathered). The guy had to tell the boys to back off and give them some room. The blonde from the couples section came down to watch. The young guy asked for some lube, the blonde said I can get it wet.  She then bent over and licked the young girl. After a few minutes of fucking the young guy said they were looking for a hotel room. I think the couple from the stage made a deal, because both couples soon left together. I think if they would not have left, the couples section bonde may have taken on a few of the boys. She was really getting into to it. Made me wonder if the only reason the young couple came in was to get a hotel room, they did not seem to be the theater type.

BTW, you did not miss anything at the Oregon. I got to the Oregon about 8 and eft around 11. No couples when I was there. Gary, said they will be closed a couple of days this week for a remodel. Moving the couples section to the middle and the movie server to the lobby. The new couple section will have 2 f-tables, an exam table and be enclosed in a fenced area with a 3' buffer zone. Hope that works and gets some couples to come play. After the new projector the movie is much clearer at the Oregon then the Paris.
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The Good Doctor here again...Nice follow-up to Brent's original report.  That is what teamwork is all about!

Flash Report: Melrose Playhouse, Melrose Park, IL

Doc here with a flash report from the Melrose Playhouse (aka 15th Avenue Books and News), in Melrose Prk, IL (suburb of Chicago). 

This is a repost of a report from the store's Yahoo Group from a lucky guy named Sal who was there this past Sunday the 21st...
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We all know it is hit or miss as far as who will be it the theater. But I must say last Sunday was the jackpot. I went into the spa and a couple was in there.

The girl was very gorgeous, a body to die for, and very friendly. She turned out to be Velvet Skye. She has her own site (http://www.velvetskye.tv/) so check her out. For the guys that were there Sunday but didn't go into the spa shame on you, the $10.00 was "the best bang for the buck" I ever spent.
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Doc here again... I put our staff to work to find a photo and proof of her visit to Melrose Park, and sure enough, we found it.  Her Twitter page is http://twitter.com/velvetskye. I hope Sal played the lottery on the way home, since he was on a roll!

Thanks,
Doc