Friday, May 25, 2012

Flash Report! Dry Clean Only Visits Video Liquidators in Buffalo


Doc here with another terrific Flash Report from upstate NY, The Good Doctor's old stomping grounds.  Dry Clean Only is back with his third report, and it's a very good one

Enjoy...

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Hello, Doc,

Report from Thursday noon at Video Liquidators in Buffalo:  Pulled into the parking garage, and noticed just 3 cars, but being shortly before noon, I figured I was early.  After taking a seat in theater 2 ("straight"), I noticed about 3 guys independently watching the movie. 

As noon approached and passed, another 5-10 guys arrived, all at least late forties right up to 70, except for one college dude.  Somebody sat down right behind me, and 5min later, I had a throaty whisper "Can I join you?" In my ear as I was trying to get into some blonde on screen taking massive dick on like it was her job (well, wait a minute, I guess it is her job.). "Thanks but no thanks" to Whispering Confused Guy, and I was on my own for all of four minutes when in walks a confident, tall, slender guy with his lady friend, saying "OMG", and giggling, as he pulled her into a seat midway down on the left. 

Of course, the crowd followed them down the aisle and took seats pretty close, but college dude and I hung back.  She went right to work on her friend, with what appeared to be a pretty aggressive 10 minute blowjob.  She came up for air, checked out the movie for a bit, and the guy fended off a couple of the guys who moved in close, and within minutes Mr. And Mrs. took off. 

Something tells me they'll be back with an even better show someday.  Just past noon now, things have gotten a little boring.  A couple guys have decided to blow each other down front, and college dude and I must have been on the same wavelength about our prospects for the rest of the lunch hour because we both took off just after half-past. 

Besides, DCO's got places to go, people to see, and an inbox filling up with matters that know nothing of this thing of ours.

DCO

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Doc here again... Dry Clean Only is 3 for 3 in terrific Flash Reports, and one of the leaders in the clubhouse for Rookie Reporter of the Year.  Those of you thinking about writing your first Flash Report, you may want to use DCO's reports as a template.  Great stuff!

I still need reports, and it's time to step up to the plate.  Just e-mail me at emiliolizardo1@gmail.com, choose a pen name, and submit your report.  I'll do the rest.

Thanks,
Doc

Couple's Flash Report! The Return of Maya, & Her Trip To Argentina



Doc here with the return of the very sexy Maya.  In her first two reports HERE and HERE, Maya introduced herself to us, and her theater and ABS antics were nothing short of awesome.

Well kids, she is back, and has a wild tale to discuss with us...

Here is Maya!

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Well Doc, I've had the intention to report for sometime, but it has no pics as those where definitely not allowed. Here it goes, you decide if its worth it or not.

Argentina has some arcades, but they are 100% gay. Several theaters, same except, weekdays lunch time where lots of bi and  straight guys drop by in search of some relief.
So hubby takes me to one at 12 noon sharp that has a hetero movie upstairs and gay one downstairs. When you go down there's a couple dark places where most of the action is.

I was wearing a sports bra, mini skirt and black thigh high boots. We walk the place and get familiar wit hit and then sit upstairs where some approached and touched, showed off, but shy of actual sex.

Hubby leaves for a “quick business lunch” (Theater is in the business area of the city) and leaves me there giving me assurances that I will be safe. Being on my own gave the guys the courage, so I was soon asked to go to one of the dark rooms behind the basement movie screen, where it takes a few minutes until your eyes adapt and you can start seeing.

Yes Doc, your guessed  RIGHT! I was totally used and abused for about half an hour, several guys taking turns until I was totally done and cried uncle, went back upstairs to rest. My panties where nowhere to be found. Hubby is not back yet, so I stand and wonder around and when again down the stairs somebody grabbed me firmly but nicely and took me into the room where I was molested repeatedly.

Its not easy to convey and explain,  my brain was like in cottons, in the clouds (poppers helped), and  the whole thing simply blew my mind. The servitude and humiliation pushed me into multi orgasms.

Hubby showed up at 3:30 (the bastard, LOL) proud of himself the moment he saw my state and condition. During our stay I went about 3 times a week, mostly on my own. What a trip!!!

Prostitution is legal there, and I also worked in a brothel for some of Friday and Saturday evenings into late nights. But that is another story.

Hope the report makes sense, even if not many readers will have a chance to go play down there.

Maya

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Doc here again... An incredible job by the very sexy Maya!  Keep those reports coming in.

Thanks,
Doc

Thursday, May 24, 2012

A New Call For Reports!

Doc here, shining the Batsignal back up against the skies of The Valley near the small women's liberal arts college (Go Spinners!).

Yes, once again, The Good Doctor's in-box has been emptied of all reports.  The well is dry my friends, and I'm looking for you to fill that well back up with Flash Reports, Field Reports, or Blast From The Past Reports.

The past two weeks saw many first time reporters submit some fantastic reports. The efforts of CTFireGuy, Calico Jack, & Szabo were dynamite, and I can't wait for more from this new wave of reporters.  If you ever thought about submitting a report, but have not as of yet, this is a great time to do so.  Just provide The Good Doctor with a pen name to use for your reports, and type up your observations.  I will edit, format, drop in a pic or two, and best of all, you get the byline.

Senior reporters... It's time to answer the bell.  Right now, only JaxBchBum has a valid excuse for not submitting a report, as he is out of the country for another month.  May is a great time of year for this thing of ours, and we need your reports.  The action has been terrific at Berlin News Agency in NJ, 15th Avenue in Melrose Park, IL, The Paris and Oregon Theaters in Portland, OR, The Lido in Dallas and of course, The Art Cinema in Hartford. Let's read what you saw...

Send your reports to me directly at emiliolizardo1@gmail.com. I'll take it from there...

Thanks again to you, the good readers of the #1 source for information on this thing of ours.

-Doc



Flash Report! Trucker Tony Checks In From The Road

Doc here with a Flash Report from our good friend, Trucker Tony.  On his latest adventure, traversing one of the fly-over states, he found a little Show Me...

Here is Trucker Tony...

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Hey Doc,

It has way too long since I have anything to report. Seems every time I go somewhere, no action at all. Well, that changed this past Saturday night, and in a place I have not seen any couples for a long, long time.

If you are familiar with the Show Me State, you know where I am talking about. Seems the do-gooders have done a lot to clamp down this thing of ours, and where we do it at. So, I arrive at about 21:30 on Saturday night. Biggest draw for me, being a commodities relocation expert, is where to park at the end of a long day.75 feet ain't easy to park.

Anyway,  I go inside, talk to the clerk for a few, pay my fee, & o inside knowing there is nothing going on. After a few, I walk outside, and low and behold, a couple had just driven up. Now, I am not gonna waste anytime about what he looked like (who fricken cares). She on the other hand was a genuine MILF. 5'10 in her fuck me heels.Wow!

They looked around the store for a few, and I am doing my best to not make a fool of myself. I even went outside to let them get comfy inside. I walk back, and the clerk says they just went into the theater. Yippee!

After a few minutes of watching the lame ass movie, I thought all was lost. They get up and look like they are leaving. They stopped at one of the side rooms, and I make my way towards the exit. I casually mention to them about the arcade, "a bit more privacy". He asks about police busts, and I mention that out in the country, the law has more important things to worry about.

He just wants to fuck his (did i say beautiful wife). They go back into the theater, and it did not take them long to get going.When she pulled off her top, I almost came right then, and what lovely tits. And could not tell if they were real. She even let me play with them, and I still could not tell.

To bring this to a close, he fucked her 9 ways to Sunday. After jacking off twice, I had to leave, as this was way too much excitement for me.They couldn't have stayed long, cause as we know, in "Missery", they have to close by midnight.

So, yes, even in the bible-ruled state of "Missery", there is action to be viewed (or had).

Good luck to all my fellow pervs in this thing of ours.
Yours truly,
Trucker Tony

PS. Oh did I mention, she was bee-a-you-t-ful?

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Thanks again to Trucker Tony, and his latest dispatch back to the newsroom here at The Journal.  Keep up the great work sir.

Thanks,
Doc

Tuesday, May 22, 2012

House Call! Playoff Fever With Mr. & Mrs. X @ 15th Avenue in Chicagoland

Doc here with a long overdue House Call Report…

The first week of May saw The Good Doctor with a free early evening after dropping off some lab tests at a local facility known for their speedy turn-around times & thick Scottish accents. I was within a short distance of 15thAvenue Adult Books & Theater in Chicago’s western suburbs, and the Lizardo 3000 seemed to drive itself to this top notch adult theater/ABS/Spa/ Party Room.

After putting on a fresh white cocktail jacket, I entered, paid my dues at the front desk, and did the walk through.  15th Avenueis a sprawling facility, between the large theater, video arcade area, spa, the bleacher section (an occasional bleacher bum has been spotted waving there), and of course the party room.

The party room at 15th Avenue was open for a playoff basketball game featuring the Bulls and the 76’ers, and tip off was about 45 minutes away when I got there.  The place was kind of quiet, with two couples doing the spa/shower room thing, along with a few well-mannered lads.  The spa is not really my cup of tea, as it results in my mustache drooping prematurely, which in turn sends a bad message to couples.

About 15 minutes after I arrived, I heard two familiar voices… My “Lizardo Sense” (a much lamer version of “Spidey Sense”), located the source of the voices, and it turned out to be those of one of The Good Doctor’s favorite couples… Mr. and Mrs. X!

15th Ave Adult Books & Theater
Melrose Park, IL
At first, they didn’t recognize me, since I was still in office attire and not in my traditional shorts/golf shirt outfit favored by many.  It had also been several months since I had last seen The X’s, so it was up to the Bravo Dottore to make up for lost time.

Mrs. X is one of those women who are very put together… Hair – Perfect. Lipstick – Perfect. Dress – Awesome. Matching lingerie – Yes please.  But don’t let that well-put together ensemble fool you, because Mrs. X is a very bad girl.  How bad, you might ask?

After catching up with each other outside the theater, the always accommodating Mr. X asked me if I would like to accompany them to the arcade area for a bit.  You know, just to catch up some more.  After closing the door behind us, I sauntered up to Mrs. X and began to kiss her neck, which based on prior meetings, was a solid ice-breaker.  As I was doing this, I was also sliding my hand inside her lacey panties, where a smooth and very wet pussy awaited. I finger fucked Mrs. X to a shuddering orgasm, as she clung to me. 

Mrs. X then took hold of the situation (and by situation, I mean my cock). Still fully dressed, Mrs. X got on her knees, undid the Good Doctor’s pants, slid off my Dr. Who boxer-briefs (David Tenant version), and engulfed my cock.  Mrs. X is tremendously gifted in the blowjob department, at times sucking slowly, at times grabbing my ass as I fucked her mouth, gagging her in the process.  And yes dear readers, Mrs. X enjoys the gagging (remember me telling you that she is a very bad girl?) while deep throating.

Mrs. X is also very focused, and it was her intention all along to take me to the finish line while on her knees.  And while making eye contact with me, I filled her lipstick rimmed mouth with a large load of cum.  This time there was no gagging…Just swallowing.

As we left the booth, Mrs. X went to pull herself together, and I talked with Mr. X.  Upon Mrs. X’s return, I had to return a patient’s call and I told them I would catch up with them later - the evening was still young.

20 or so minutes later, I caught up with the X’s once again, this time in the party room.  The basketball game had just started, and I pulled up a chair next to Mrs. X’s left, and Mr. X was to her right. While talking with them, I was fixated Mrs. X’s smooth legs… Stroking them while teasing her with some whispered dirty talk.  Mr. X graciously pulled down Mrs. X’s dress, exposing her very nice boobs and hard nipples to playoff basketball. 

As if on cue, we guys decided to each take one boob and go to town on them.  Mrs. X was moaning, and I was just beginning to tease her super wet pussy with my fingers.  She came hard several times over the course of the next 15-20 minutes of our foreplay… By this time I was fully recuperated and ready to pay back the kindness Mrs. X showed me in the booth.

After retiring to a private room, Mrs. X stripped off her clothes, including her awesome lingerie, and laid back onto the bench.  The Good Doctor proceeded to lick and nibble her pussy to 2 orgasms before suiting up, putting on my Lizardo cape, and sliding into her tight wet pussy.    Before long, the finish line was in sight, and I filled up the condom while buried deep inside Mrs. X. 

I thanked the X’s once again, and left them to themselves as I exited stage right.  The Good Doctor’s well was dry, and it was time to head back to The Valley near the small women’s liberal arts college. 

You may ask what makes Mrs. X special in The Good Doctor’s eyes. She is the consummate professional business woman by day; the one who you would never expect would have a secret (like this). But when venturing into this thing of ours, she is a bad a girl as you will see in an adult theater.

Yin and Yang, in a well put together outfit…

Thanks,

Doc

















Comments are open!

Monday, May 21, 2012

Couple's Flash Report! C&R Hit The Foster in Youngstown, OH

Doc here with a quick report from one of the hottest couples I have ever come across in this thing of ours... C&R

I first met C&R last year, when they were looking for a little guidance for the Chicago adult theater scene.  Being the good natured fellow that I am, I was able to give them the skinny on both CTs Adult Theater as well as 15th Avenue Adult Books & Theater in Melrose Park, IL.  Fast forward a couple of weeks, I met them in person at 15th Avenue...

Since that time, they have made several visits back at 15th Avenue, engaging in the same monkey business as I saw them enjoy last year.  In this quick report, they decided to stick a little closer to their home base by visiting the Foster Art Theater in Youngstown.

Here is C&R and their latest adventure...

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Hello Doctor,

R and I went to Summit (News) a week and a half ago. It was pretty lame at the time.
So, we went to Foster's and had a blast. R got naked in the theater seat and
played with about 6 or 7 guys. She had one guy fuck her from behind in the
middle of the theater. Ahhhh ... life is good.

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Doc here again... R is as insatiable as she is hot folks, and if you happen to run into them at a theater near you, go play a lottery ticket.  Your luck just got a lot better.  Thanks to C&R for the report, and hopefully many more to come.

Thanks,
Doc


Sunday, May 20, 2012

Flash Report! Mocha Pickle Answers To The Batsignal at CTs Adult Theater in Gary - Friday 5/18

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Flash Report! CTFireGuy Returns With Another Art Cinema Adventure

Doc here with another great report from the newest regular reporter from Hartford, CTFireGuy.  The Art Cinema in Hartford is going great guns, and here is yet another example of how good it is at The Art.

Here is CTFireGuy...

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Doc,

CTFireGuy here again... This Friday nigh (May 11th) 7 couples were there & 3 played downstairs.

The first two were hot and sexy ladies. The first couple walked in and went down front with many onlookers.  The sexy lady blew a few lucky guys and stroked some more guys. As this was all going on, other couples arrived and went upstairs to play. Two younger couples put on shows by the balcony and let the guys watch and got into watching guys stroke to their show.

Another couple came down and walked the aisle stopped and he lifted up her skirt and started playing right there. As you can imagine Doc, the guys hovered right over. She blew her man and let the guys touch her all over. They thanked the guys after the both came.

Then couple #3 came down and played they put on a show, and this is a regular couple where she will let you touch her tits and ass as she plays with her husband. But tonight was different she was playing with her husband and then started stroking other guys. She is very sexy and gets into the whole scene.

All in all Doc, it was a great night in Hartford! The right mix of respectful guys and willing couples.  I have heard that other new couples are coming to the Art, which means more chances for a great downstairs experience if you are patient and respectful of the couples.

Have a great weekend DOC!

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Doc here again... Thanks again to CTFireGuy for another great report!  You are 2 for 2 sir... Keep up the great work!

The Good Doctor is still looking for adult theater reports... E-mail them direct to me at emiliolizardo1@gmail.com. I will edit and format the reports, and even drop in a pic or two.  First time reporters, please also give me a pen name you wish to use for your report(s).

Lastly, remember that comments are open on all reports now at The Journal.  Just play nice...

Thanks,
Doc

Saturday, May 19, 2012

Flash Report! Professor 7x6 Hits The Valley Of The Sun

Doc here with the latest from our good friend, Professor 7x6.  The Good Professor is a wise man, but on this latest trip, he was not a lucky man.

Here is Professor 7x6 and the latest from Arizona, and Missouri...

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Doc,

I've nothing redeeming to report.  My Wichita trip fell through, but Phoenix set up well with a full Sunday to prowl.  However, Sunday evening was spoken for with a craigs list hookup so i can't say if    things improved Sunday night in Phoenix.  I noticed later on the Yahoo site that Old Marine Corps Guy had reported hot and heavy action at Personal Preference in Mesa just the day before.  Just like comedy, it's all about timing.

Several come and goes to the Adult Cinema # 2 on Holly Street, and a road trip to Mesa to Personal Preference were devoid of vagina sightings Sunday afternoon.  The Wednesday afternoon/evening report is the same.  Move along, nothing to see here :(.

I have a quasi-report on Vegas Video near Joplin MO.  I lucked into a sighting of  a hot Jane Fonda type with an older guy on a Wednesday noon driveby.  I didn't even see her at first in the darkness, then saw this slender form bobbing in his lap.  I knelt down and felt the boobs, and still wasn't sure if this was a TG or what.  They were perfect B-cups and if they were fake, they were damn good ones. 

She climbed in his lap facing him and I reached under to a sweet honey hole and had some fun for a minute or two before they took a break.  She put on a pair of Daisy Dukes and a skimpy top and went out for a smoke break.   I couldn't stay and play, but they said he aid they would be back the next week.  When I checked it the next week, he was alone and I learned she was on the clock, and he comes in with different ones.  I have no issue with clock-watchers, but to the Professor, if it isn't done for the fun/thrill/excitement, then it isn't the real deal.

Based on Craig's List postings, and the occasional scout report, they do get some couples play there on weekend nights.  It is too close to home for the Prof to frequent, but if I get a real report, I'll duly submit it to the Doctor.

I don't know when the next upload will be.  No travel scheduled.

Later,
Prof 7x6

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Thanks again to Professor 7x6 for his take on Arizona's and Missouri's scene in this thing of ours.  Timing is everything, and sometimes it's good, but when it's bad, it's brutal.

Hang in there Prof...

Thanks,
Doc

Flash Report! Szabo Visits The Lido Adult Theater in Dallas

Doc here with a first time reporter, Szabo, and his report on one of The Good Doctor's favorite adult theaters, The Lido in Dallas, TX.

The Lido is possibly the cleanest adult theaters in the country. With a ton of off-street parking in it's huge lot, huge ABS downstairs, and an 80+ seat smaller theater downstairs.  However, the real fun is upstairs at The Lido.

16 large private rooms, two lounge areas with flat screen TVs, and a large 100+ seat main theater.

In any case, here is Szabo and his report from The Lido in Dallas.

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Lido Theater Review Dallas 05/10/2012

Being from San Diego, I was in Dallas for business last week. Checked out the theater reviews and saw that the Lido in Dallas had the potential to be hopping on a Thursday night. Quick Google search showed it to be about 2 miles from the hotel where I was staying. Ok I guess I will walk to the theater.

Found the parking lot packed with cars, which you just don’t see in the San Diego theaters. Went inside and paid my money. Checked out the downstairs theater and there were only a couple of guys in there. Went upstairs and got buzzed through the door. I was met by a bunch of guys that were cruising the hall way and hanging out in the door ways of the viewing rooms. Rooms were very large with a huge flat couches. Could get 15 people in there. Bunch of people in and out of the rooms and at the end of the hall way was the theater.

The Lido
Dallas, TX c. 2010
I went in and sat down, glancing around to check out the scene. A very large fem black guy sat down next to me looking like he wanted some action. Not my type. Went to the front of the room and a not so attractive CD sat down and starting playing with his dildo stretching himself for some later action.

I got up and stood by the back wall to observe some more. A young couple came in and she stripped down and started blowing her man, and he was allowing others to grab some ass. She finally sat on his lap and a few minutes of bouncing later they got dressed and left. Several more couples came in and one very well dressed and attractive black couple sat in the front row with the woman pulling her dress up so her husband could play with her.

About then an older couple came in, probably in their late 60’s to maybe 70 and sat down. She was only about 5’3 and her husband was 6’3 and he had some handicap that made it hard to walk. I sat down 2 chairs away from the husband and he gave me the eye. He asked me why the hell I was sitting next to them and to get lost.

I told him that I was from California and heard that this was the place to be for some fun and I all I wanted to do was talk and ask them about Dallas.

This was a smart move, as after a few minutes of conversation he motioned me to move over to the other side next to his wife. She was very sweet and I wondered why the hell they were there unless he was unable to satisfy her.

So the husband unbuttons her blouse to reveal some pretty nice breasts. Her skin was magnificent, not at all wrinkly, just soft and warm. He motions at me to suck on them which I was glad to do. By then we have a crowd around us watching the action and a few hands fondling her breasts also. Since she was wearing only a thin blouse and a jeans skirt, access was very good.  After 10 minutes of this I see his hand between her legs, which were shaved smooth and the skin was like butter. I could tell he was finger banging her and pulled his finger out and licked it with a big smile. He then motioned me to go for the honey pot.

I softly and slowly rubbed on her ultra-smooth legs and worked my way north to the pot of gold. She was not shaved, but her pussy hair was very soft and thin. She lifted her ass up and slid her shirt around her waist revealing her mound glistening in the glow of the ambient light from the movie that was playing.. I ran my fingers in between her thighs and easily found the source of her moistness. Her clit was engorged, and as I lightly ran my fingers over it, she moaned loudly. I spent considerable time massaging her legs and lips, but purposely avoiding her clit. By this time she was unable to sit still and her hips were bucking like crazy. She grabbed my hand and thrust it onto her clit.

I looked at her husband who was really enjoying this, and he motioned to me to lick her pussy. I was glad to oblige. She spread her little legs as wide as they would go and grabbed me by the back of the head and pushed my head as hard as she could into her pussy. She was incredibly tight and I had a hard time getting my finger inside.  Was only a minute or so before she had an incredible orgasm. This one flowed into the next one and then into another one. There had to be 15 people standing all around stroking themselves enjoying the show.

Her hubby asked me if I wanted to fuck her. "Of course", I replied.

She stood up and pulled down her skirt and buttoned her blouse and exited the theater with me in tow. Her hubby found an unoccupied viewing room and we closed the door. Stuck $5 in the machine and she undressed again in full light. She was really about 70 and very hot! I could not believe it I was going to fuck my grandmother. She was so sexy and had really taken care of herself. She was sitting down on the couch and looking directly at my cock dripping with precum. My shorts were soaking wet. She looked like she wanted to suck it, but didn’t. Her husband asked me if I had a condom to which I replied I did not, but would go downstairs and buy one. Threw my clothes back on and ran down, got a condom and some lube.

Up stairs her husband greeted me at the door as he was standing watch. She was lying on her back with her legs spread awaiting my arrival. I decided to try another oral orgasm and went down on her again. After all the moment was slightly dampened by the delay to get the condom. It did not take too much licking to send her over the edge again writhing about on the couch.

I quickly put the condom on and she sat up with a slightly glazed look staring at my cock covered in its thin sheath. She placed her hand on it stroking me slowly, but seemed concerned. I am not that big, but she was tiny. I asked her if she wanted me to use the lube to which she replied “please”. Our fucking unfortunately did not last long (my fault) as I spent the previous hour and a half working on her and getting pretty worked up myself. She came 2 more times during our session.

It feels pretty weird to fuck a total stranger who I don’t even know her name and then say “Thank you”. I walked outside and noticed the clock. Crap it was 1:30 am and I had an hour walk back to the hotel and had to at the morning meeting at 7:30am.

I better sleep fast. I know my next trip to Dallas will include a Thursday night at the Lido.

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Doc here again... Thanks for an outstanding first time report on The Lido, Szabo!  Thursday nights @ The Lido are the best time for single guys to visit?  Why?  Because on Friday or Saturday nights, single guys are not allowed upstairs unless you want to purchased a VIP ticket for ...wait for it... $150!  Thus, Thursday nights are so popular for single guys looking for couples at The Lido.

The Good Doctor still needs your adult theater reports... Please send them along to me at emiliolizardo1@gmail.com. I will edit, format, and drip in a pic or two, and you get the byline!

Thanks!

Doc

(BTW, comments are open for this report!)