New Feature! This Old Porn House - Chapter 1 - The Capri Art Theater in Buffalo, NY

Doc here with a brand new feature here at The Journal of Adult Theaters: This Old Porn House.

In this new series, I will be profiling the before, during, and after of some legendary adult theaters.  Some of these profiles have a sad ending, some may be stuck in time, while some endings just might surprise you.

To start this series, we might as well begin with my start in this thing of ours. 

The year is 1981, and on a rainy Fall night, I decide it's time to take the plunge into this thing of ours. I was a senior in college, and after my Monday night class I would venture down to the Capri Art. As I drove down Bailey Avenue in Buffalo, I could see in the distance the lighted marquee of the Capri Art. 

The two movies on tap that night were a John Holmes classic "Prisoner of Paradise", and second feature that had cowboys and squaws doing The Apache.

This was a classic neighborhood theater, with little to no parking off street. By comparison, it was similar in size and layout to The Oregon Theater in Portland.  No balcony, but a large auditorium seating 792 people (according to Cinematreasures.org) .

In it pre-porn days, it was The Varsity Theater, and like many theaters of it's vintage, it either closed or was converted to either adult fare or grindhouse movies.  The Varsity eventually became The Capri Art (and then later The Palace before it closed it's run as an adult theater).

This was The Capri Art Theater one year after I first set foot in the place in 1982:

Circa 1982

This is the same theater, lastly named The Uptown Theater, which was last a community theater before it closed.  I took this image 4 days ago when I was back in my old stomping grounds, 31 years after the above image was taken:

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The interior, as it stands today...

The seats look familiar.

So kids, this story has an open ended conclusion.  A new owner wants to once again transform This Old Porn House to a community theater for live events. Previous owners have tried, but it didn't work out in the long run. 

This is one theater that won't die quietly.

Stay tuned for the next chapter of This Old Porn House.


Thanks,
Doc 

A Quick Note From The Good Doctor

Doc here, your humble kaiju, with a quick note from my desk, nestled in The Valley near the small women's liberal arts college...

There is a lot of editing ahead of me for today, as there are several reports in the can that need to be published shortly here at the Journal. My trip back to Buffalo, while very enjoyable, has put me behind schedule.

So, to those of you that have submitted reports, but have yet to see them published, this will change in the next couple of days. And to you, the loyal readers of The Journal, you have a lot of cool stuff coming your way in the next few days.

It's time to start with a cappuccino and get editing...

Thanks,
Doc

Couple's Flash Report! SDBlckChick on The Jolar Cinema in San Diego

Doc here with a fantastic first time Couple's Flash Report from SDBlckChick. SDBC hit The Jolar Cinema in San Diego for her first ever adult theater adventure, and this report gives you peek inside making that first step into this thing of ours.

Enjoy this great report...

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This is my first experience/review, and I am woman. After reading almost every review on this site in a span of 2 nights I took the plunge.
 
About us: I am 24, light brown African American, D, 38 full figured but not bbw (210), wearing a long sun dress with flowers on it. My chaperon is a 35 year old, Latino man I very recently met.

So 7/16/13 around 10:30 I arrive at The Jolar Cinema escorted by a new found friend and veteran of this adult theater world. Now as a woman I sometimes have naughty thoughts, but am a little apprehensive about exposing them. So anywho we arrive and I am clinging to my host like a puppy on its mamma's teet, we make our way back past the booth girls and to the door where we were buzzed into the theater.

When we get in I am immediately overcome buy nervous anticipation and want to run for the door, as a couple comes towards us... I cling tighter to my chaperon as he laughs and reassures me that we can just speculate for my first visit. After a couple of minutes he begins to fondle my breast, ultimately exposing them while in the hallway with the couple standing behind us. Building a little physical courage (juices are starting to flow),I tell my chaperon I was ready to find a seat.

We find seats in the first theatre were there were About 5 guys looking un-entertained. After a couple of minutes of conversation , my chaperon unleashes his solider and strokes him to attention, while exposing my breast and instructing me to take the wheel..at this point we have almost every one's attention. After a couple of minutes and shuffling of our audience, the mission was accomplished, so off we went for a brief recess outside.

When we returned we decided to try the second theatre were I chose to sit next to a guy I found interesting, but shortly he exited.. but hey his loss obviously (male 16 to female 3 ratio). So once again I was faced with the same mission as a gay couple behind us handled their business... a previous spectator circled and sat next to us so I decided to give him a hand as well. Hey I have two of them!

So as both men grouped and fondled my body I stroked on... I began to like the attention, it was almost like a game of Tease with my male following.. after a while we grew tired and decided to call it a night.. so I bid the other man a farewell as I looked around feeling slightly accomplished for having let go even though it was not much.

For anyone that was wondering...the crowd consisted of about 3 Latino men, 10-13 Caucasian men and 2 other couples not including us. All ranging from early 30's to 65. Would love to see more diversity among the ages and races.

All in all from a women's prospective, it is a acquired taste that I can't wait to try again. My chaperon has agreed to take me to all of the ones in the area including one that is not on the list :-)

To all of the women on the fence about it, go for it but take a date. To all the men novice and veteran, please pay special attention to your hygiene. I.e. cigarette laced hands don't feel good on the woman parts, brush your teeth, groom you privates if you want oral... to all have fun and I will post a review about my next couple of experiences.

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Doc here again... Many thanks to SDBlckChick for a terrific first time report, as well as reading all the reports she mentioned in her introduction. Talk about a crash course... I hope you continue to file your reports, and enjoy your trip into this thing of ours.

Thanks,
Doc

Final Reminder! Berlin News Party 7pm Saturday 7/20/13

Doc here with a Special Announcement from my good friends at the Berlin News Agency in Berlin, NJ.

There is a new party on the horizon, and here are the details from Paul at BNA:

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Are you longing for some hot summertime fun?.... Well the wait is over! Your #1
 ABS The Berlin News Agency has planned a night of food, couples, and
singles, which should be one for the record books

Saturday night July 20th, from 7pm till Midnight. Booth section will be open for the party. Single men $25 at the door. Couples and Single ladies are all ways free !!!

See you there!

A Quick Note From The Good Doctor: Old Stomping Grounds Edition

Doc here with a Quick Note from the airport, just a quick drive from The Valley near the small women's liberal arts college.

I'm off on a business trip this morning to my old stomping grounds of Buffalo, NY.  After my meetings this afternoon, I will be making a House Call to Talk of the Town Video in Niagara Falls, NY Friday night, 7/19/13.

 Maybe one or more of The Journal's regular reporters might also be in attendance: The Cunning Linguist, The Oral Reporter, or even Dry Clean Only. 

Gents, if you will be in the neighborhood, drop me an e-mail at emiliolizardo1@gmail.com. I'd like to shake the hands of our valued contributors.

I am hoping there also might be a few couples in attendance to help me re-live some of the great nights at TOTT from the early 2000's. Legendary ladies from TOTT like The Farmer's Daughter, Barb, Jolie, Lynne, Donna, and the list goes on... And new names like Silk and The Librarian.  The Good Doctor hopes he runs into you Friday night at TOTT.

How will you know it's me?  Look for a guy who looks like the avatar and has the faint scent of meatballs about him.

Looking forward to a good night back home in Western New York.

Thanks,
Doc

Flash Report! Jay Hits DC Video in Horse Cave, KY

Doc here with a nice Flash report from senior reporter Jay, and his latest trip to Horse Cave, KY and DC Video.

 

This is a good one folks... Here we go!

 

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Dear Doctor,

 

Its been over six weeks since I last played and I wanted to get out of the house. Am I ever glad I went last night to Horse Cave, KY and DC Video.

 

I drove up and the parking lit was full at 930 PM . Over 40 cars. I walked inside to find 5 couples in the theater already. One was a tall thin gal of about 50 wearing a very skimpy black bikini and a tramp stamp and nothing else . They sat all the way up front. She hung on to her guy as another guy played with her ass  and pussy. At one point the other guy was licking her pussy. After 15 minutes or so they got up and left.

 

Then in came Cheryl (about 40 ) and her man. She was dressed in a black skirt and top , no bra or panties. Very nice D cup boobs with nice nipples. They started playing in the theater once they sat down. She had guys eating her pussy, playing with her boobs, making out with her , getting head from her and fucking her. Hubby had bought in a small vibrating dildo and was using it on Cheryl to her  (and ours) great delight  She played for about two hours and at one point was eating the pussy of Karen a bubbly blonde in a tube top making her first ever theater visit to play.

 

Karen (40 ish) let the guys touch her and lick her but wasn't fucking , sucking, groping or kissing anyone. She had a great southern accent and was quite talkative in a good way.

 

While Cheryl was playing in the middle of the theater Dixie was warming up in the back. She was a pretty 34 year old with curly blonde hair. Her second ever theater visit ever. She wore a lace top with no  bra, short dark skirt, no panties. Pretty face, great B cup boobs with very chewable nipples.They drove over 200 miles to enjoy the night there and did she ever. Dixie got fucked by numerous guys (never enuff according to hubby) and blew quite a few. She took 5-6 loads on her face including one up her nose. Dixie enjoyed playing in the booths with hubby and us watching outside as she blew a guy through the gloryhole and got fucked  by a stud in the booth.

 

One all night couple did not play during my three hours there, a gal of about 45 and larger . She stated they go every other week or so but I don't recall seeing her there before. They either go on Friday nights or Sat nights depending on hubby's work schedule.  She enjoyed watching the fun but did not encourage anyone to play with her. Dixie & Cheryl were very encouraging.

 

Another 40ish blonde with her hubby hit the booths for a while to play. Don't know what or how many she did. The last couple I saw (#7) was about 50. She was almost 5 feet tall with long black hair, a gal we would describe as a pretty spinner. Her husband was doing all he could to heat her up and she was dressed to play but they left without playing. I suspect she might have wanted a smaller group (1-2) guys at a time to play with instead of being surrounded by guys. There was much hope and anticipation that she would play but that didn't happen.   All the regulars agreed it was quite the night at Horsecave.

 

One thing that upset Dixie and another woman were that Horsecave doesn't give a price break to couples. Its $20 per person to get in. Once you leave the store you have to pay to get back in. Like one guy who spent eight hours told me he was getting his money's worth. He certainly did Sat night.  The management of DC Video would do better business to do more to encourage couples to come and play. The theaters have nice comfortable faux leather couches that are great for playing on. Soda and candy machines in the theater complex, a bathroom. Bottled water, condoms and sextoys can be purchased in the store for use in the theater. Plenty of lighted parking in front and rear (its a former outlet mall). Even an area for semi's to park .

 

Jay

 

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Doc here again... Many thanks to Ray and his latest report! Bravo, sir.  Great stuff!

 

Thanks,

Doc

Couple's Flash Report! Allcumnme @ The Buford Highway Twin Theaters in Atlanta

Doc here with a Couple's Flash Report from first time contributor Allcumnme.  They visited The Buford Highway Twin Theater, and this is their report.

Enjoy!

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Doctor,

We took my wife to the theater about 11:00pm about a year ago. When we got there we stood in the back letting our eyes adjust and almost immediately a huge black dude came up and started fondling her tits which we had pulled out. She usually goes in a really small sun dress which only hangs about 2 inches below her crotch and covers almost none of her 38D natural tits. She never wears underclothes.

He pushed her bent over the back row of seats and fucked her doggy without even asking. When he came in her he left and we couldn't see anyone else. So we walked down near the front and there were about 8-10 guys in but no other girls. We sat down and as I fondled her several came up asking for BJs but no one seemed to want to fuck her. So I went around, pulled up her skirt and fucked her. After I came in her as I pulled out I said "next" and the rush was on. Guy after guy started pumping cum in her. 

After about an hour and a half I got a call from work. She wanted to stay and continue fucking. About two hours later when I came back she was naked on the front row with about 5 guys around her and one fucking her. Several more guys came in her and I took a second round then we left. 

As we rode home, she said she had counted 14 different guys actually cumming in her pussy, several several times not counting me. It's what hooked us on the theater.  Sometimes she wants to go and stay the entire day.  She always lets everyone who wants to fuck her and always asks them to do her bareback.  She honestly feels if a guy is going to use her and fuck her then he should finish the job and cum in her.  Makes it exciting for me to see too. 

Allcumnme

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Doc here again... Many thanks for the report to Allcumnme.  We are looking forward to your next submissions!

Thanks,
Doc

Flash Report! Toy Loving Milf @ 15th Avenue Adult Theater (w/PIC!)

Doc here with a quick report from out good friends ToyLovingMilf and her hubby D. They attended a Couple's Party at 15th Avenue Adult Theater & Spa in Chicago's western suburbs, and this is their report.

I am a little late posting this, as I thought I had already done so. My apologies to ToyLovingMilf and D. 

So without any further delay, here is ToyLovingMilf and her hubby on their latest adult theater adventure.

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Doc,

We are fixin' to take off for the Badlands.  I am planning on stopping in Sioux Falls and the bookstore there is only 5 minutes from our hotel.  Since we have the kids I'm going to go over solo and see what it's like and hopefully have something to write to you about.

I thought I'd enclose a new picture... "K" wasn't the center of attention that night at 15th Avenue, but she did get a little somethin' somethin'.  It was a couples party night and there was much action. Enjoy!

Mr. ToyLovingMILF

Freeze Frame! Hawaiian Eyeful (w/22 PICS!)

Doc here with a long overdue Freeze Frame Report...

One of them most intriguing women I have come across in this thing of ours in recent memory is the lovely Hawaiian Eyeful. This Portland, OR based beauty has graced The Journal with reports over the last year, and it's been exciting to witness the roads she has taken.

Whether she and her guy visit The Paris Theatre or Club Sesso, or even a stand alone business where she can display her wares and demonstrate them, her reports are always amazing.

So without any further delay, please enjoy this Freeze Frame gallery from the lovely Hawaiian Eyeful.

Thanks,
Doc


Hawaiian Eyeful's Gallery
(Click on the thumbnails to ENLARGE)

Reminder! Next Party at Berlin News Agency Saturday 7/20/13

Doc here with a Special Announcement from my good friends at the Berlin News Agency in Berlin, NJ.

There is a new party on the horizon, and here are the details from Paul at BNA:

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Are you longing for some hot summertime fun?.... Well the wait is over! Your #1
 ABS The Berlin News Agency has planned a night of food, couples, and
singles, which should be one for the record books

Saturday night July 20th, from 7pm till Midnight. Booth section will be open for the party. Single men $25 at the door. Couples and Single ladies are all ways free !!!

See you there!