Flash Report! Anaconda Visits Cinema 309 in Wilkes-Barre PA and Hits Paydirt!

Doc here, a man who some say first saw her at Palantine Campaign headquarters at 63rd and Broadway. She was wearing a white dress. She appeared like an angel. Out of this filthy mess, she is alone. They cannot touch her.

Senior reporter Anaconda has checked in with an encouraging report from Northeast PA and Cinema 309 in Wilkes-Barre. It's a good one folks, so enjoy...

Take it away, Anaconda!

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Hey Doc,

Well, here is what I think will be a good report on a theater with a possible uptick in activity happening.

I found myself in NEPA this past weekend (10/2-3) for a family/friends function and had a little time to kill. I have shared my woes about Cinema 309 in Wilkes-Barre with you in at least one of our chats. It's a nice big theater (actual theater like Westwood and Art Cinema, except without the historical theater vibe) with wide aisles conducive for play, but it is certainly dominated by the "confused group." The only time I have seen females in there (twice), one time she was 1/2 of a couple who didn't play and the other was a single gal who was distracted (to say it politely).

But recently, I have seen a bit of a mini-explosion of activity around this place on both CL and SLS from couples. So, I thought to myself this past Saturday (10/3) night, why not give it a shot, who knows what might happen. So I rolled in around 7PM and took a spot that would afford me a good spot to view the movie and keep an eye on the door. I waited patiently, the porn on screen was pretty decent. I did have to move seats once as I got a bit crowded by one guy who was "testing the waters."

Cinema 309
Wilkes-Barre, PA

Then at about 7:30, in strolls a decent looking black couple. The guy was a very large man and his lady was not small, not a BBW either, but thick. They took up seats in the very back row in the corner, very difficult for me to "keep an eye on" since I had to turn almost 180 degrees around to see them, but every once in a while, I tried to peek to see the progression of activity.

They sat for a while and didn't do anything...I was wondering if this might end up being a bust. Then, they moved to stand up against the back wall, her standing in front of him, and I could tell she was stroking him and that he had his fingers on/in her pussy under her dress. I played it cool and let things develop...and before you knew it the crowd had gathered, her dress was off and you had 4 guys with mouths and hands all over her.

I left my seat to get closer to get a good view. Her man announced, "Just go easy fellas, she's a little nervous already. We're trying something new." Well, she may have been a rookie, but she was a natural. She was stroking 2 cocks at a time while a 3rd fucked her from behind. She had to banish one guy who was being a little too rough, but to her extreme credit, she didn't freak out and run, she just told him, "You're out" and kept on going with the rest of her admirers.

Flash Report! Johnny Paradise: Notes from a Theatre, Somewhere in America

Doc here, a man who some say has read some great reports tonight as I prep them for publication. Solid blow by blow reports, some incredible new pics, and new info for the dB.

However, when I see a report from senior reporter Johnny Paradise land in my in-box, I get excited. I know that something special is right around the corner for my eyes and my head. 

And kids, in my honest opinion, this is his best report yet (and each one of his is an instant classic).  There is no one I publish who captures all five senses in the adult theater scene like Johnny Paradise. 

Get ready to be enveloped.

Take it away, sir.

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NOTES FROM A THEATRE, SOMEWHERE IN AMERICA

"I was born in the Midwest..."

So sayeth scholars and sinners, heroes and fools, Presidents, paupers, poets and prophets, profiteers and populists, barons of industry, the working men who built America, so sayeth Don Draper in a terse declaration of identification - defensive, defiant, delivered with the curious blend of modesty and arrogance that is as Midwestern as the Midwesterner himself.

I was born in the Midwest, too... and at the risk of letting bias blur the ink of journalistic impartiality, on a crisp beautiful October afternoon it surpasses one's ability to not think, to not believe that this land is different, special, blessed and beatified by the unique geography that makes Autumn here so indescribably nice. Autumn in Michigan is exquisite - and brief - a short cool sunlit trip through an orchard that starts under summer's unforgiving heat and delivers us, finally, to the cold in-escapability of winter's long embrace; in the middle ground there is bittersweet perfection.

Bittersweet, because Autumn reminds us of loss and the brevity of all things, accomplished and undone... "Sic transit gloria mundi" - so sayeth the Midwesterner, so sayeth the observer of things, so sayeth the baseball fan.

Flash Report! The CEO Visits CTs Adult Theater in Gary IN by CK on Call on Sept. 11 '15

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Couple's Flash Report! Bambi & Thumper Hit Secrets in Des Moines, WA on 10/9/15 (w/PICS!)

Doc here, a man who some say has been canning tomatoes for the last 10 days, so he has an ample supply of marinara  for the long winter ahead, with a GREAT Couple's Flash Report from senior reporting team, Bambi & Thumper.

Bambi & Thumper ventured out to the fast-rising Secrets in Des Moines, WA for a night out, and it looks like it was a very fun night indeed.

Also included in this top-shelf report are 10 brand new pics of the sexy as Hell Bambi, for your visual pleasure.  Another bonus is that it includes our first Canadian Thanksgiving reference for 2015.

So kids, pull up a seat, pop open a Fresca (Hi Gemini!), and enjoy the naughty adventures of Bambi & Thumper from this past Friday night @ Secrets!

Here we go...

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Hey Doc,

How are you? Again, it's been a long time!  We visited Secrets in Des Moines this past Friday (frozen north turkey weekend) night and I thought I would drop you a quick note. 

We arrived after 9pm and found the parking lot packed. A lot of cars were parked in the overflow next door at the car wash. We made our way down the ramp to the side door. As the weather was not that great Bambi had on her favorite rain coat, which covered up her black see through lace top, 1/4 cup bra, black skirt, black stockings and red lace mules. Tonight the shoes matched the garter belt and the stockings had red hearts ( a nice look).  A new addition was the "slut' anklet.

We made our way through the packed lobby and into the main theater area. A nice gentleman offered up one of the couches and we sat down, and off came the rain coat. In a short time, the skirt was up and the tits were out. We were then surrounded. Bambi set out the rules for the night (no shots to the face and hair, and stay out of the panties). It started slowly as guys sucked on her tits and rubbed her all over. 

Live Report! The AP (Ass & Pussy) Reporter at Pulaski ABS in PA on 10/14 at 6PM EST

Doc here, a man who some say is currently face down at his massage therapist's office, but not too busy to post a Live Flash Report from Western PA from new contributor, The AP (Ass & Pussy) Reporter.

The APR is currently at the Pulaski ABS in Pulaski, PA, and is embedded in the trenches with this live report.

What say you, AP reporter?

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Hey, whats up Doc?

This is your AP Reporter (Ass & Pussy) filing a live report from the Pulaski ABS in PA.

Last night (10/13) I found myself in the area and settled in for a couple of hours of observation. It being a Tuesday evening there was a few gentlemen waiting for something to happen.  Around 8:15 a couple did arive. They stayed in the store and bought something to take home and left. That was all to report for last night.

Halloween Events at Adult Theaters: Update as of 10/6/15

Doc here... Adult theater/ABS owners, I would be happy to post your Halloween events here at The Journal. Please e-mail me your Halloween flier/graphic and I will update this list as soon as I get it.   

Thanks,
Doc

Smut for a Sunday Evening: Dangerous Curves Edition with 33 Pics!

Doc here, a man who some say led a small battalion of men across Goose Green, and amidst great odds and small arms fire, whipped up a meatball sandwich like nobody's  business. 

Yes kids, after a one week respite, The Good Doctor has returned with Smut for a Sunday Evening.  My name is Emilio, and I will be taking your drink orders.

Curves. Dangerous ones. Truth be told, I love curves.  Top curves, bottom curves, middle curves. The more miles I put on the Lizardo 4000, the more I enjoy them. And if I enjoy them, why not share them with you, the good readers of The Journal.

As you probably already know, the pics I share with you here at The Journal are 100% real, submitted by the owners of the actual pics, and came in with a report. Nothing poached from the interwebs, nor pirated from an offshore server. Many pics were taken by your humble sea bass narrator, which you can ID from the Journal watermark. 

So I urge you to sit back, pop open a Fresca (Hi Gemini!), and enjoy Smut for a Sunday evening (which includes as it's lead off image an exclusive Doc-taken image of the amazing Hawaiian Eyeful taken in Chicago last weekend). All real. 

And tonight, all curvy.

Here we go...

Smut for a Sunday Evening: Dangerous Curves Edition
(Please click the thumbnails to ENLARGE)

Breaking News! Tonight (9/29/15) was Akron's Downtown Cinema's Last Night - A Last Flash Report from Britt & Terry

Doc here...Well kids, the rumors were correct, and thanks to the many people who have e-mailed The Good Doctor in the last 2+ weeks, we can confirm (sadly) that Akron's Downtown Adult Cinema has reached the end of it's run at their current location.

Regular contributors Britt & Terry were on hand for the last night at the Downtown Adult Cinema, and have submitted the following report on it's swan song.

Here we go...

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Doc,

Britt and Terry here.

We can confirm the closing of the Akron Adult Cinema. Tonight was their last night of business. Unfortunately the city is once again forcing them out so they can build something. They did this once in the past to build a baseball stadium. They are looking for another place to move to, but have not had any luck yet.

Downtown Adult Cinema
(Now Closed)
Akron

Tonight was pretty busy thanks to a nice brunette lady who was happy to take care of all cummers behind the magic screen. She took care of at least 5 or 6 guys by my count as I couldn't stick around too long and had to leave before she finished.

A lot of memories behind that screen. Back when we were dating we didn't really have anywhere to go for fun. I had a roommate and she was living with her dad. So we would go there to have sex behind the screen when the theater was dead as she wasn't really into playing with others back then.

Even though we don't go there to play now, the place will be missed. Hopefully they find a new location AND learn some lessons from places like the Westwood, 15th Ave., Fantasyland, and The Art. It would be nice to have a good quality theater close by.

Till our next adventure.....

Britt & Terry

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Doc here again... Many thanks to Britt & Terry for this report on the finale (hopefully just until they find a new location) of the Downtown Adult Cinema.  Fingers are crossed that the owners can find a new location soon and make some lemonade from lemons.

Thanks,
Doc

Upcoming Event! Promo Video for the Nightmare on 15th Ave. Halloween Party in Chicago on October 24th, 2015 @ 8PM! Hosted by Doc!

Doc here with a little visual morsel for you, the good readers of The Journal, to chew on a bit this morning.  Please enjoy the promo video for October 24th's HUGE Halloween Party at 15th Ave. Adult Theater: Nightmare on 15th Avenue in Chicago.  If you enjoy the video, click the "Thumbs Up" button on the YouTube page.

This event, our 3rd annual Halloween Party, will take it to the next level.  The event will be highlighted by our Halloween costume contest, which will reward the Sexiest, Funniest, and Best Couples Costume. 

If you are attending, let your friends in the lifesytle know by clicking that you are attending:

SLS Event

Fetlife Event

Facebook Event

So please join Doc, his lovely physician's assistant, and the great team at 15th Ave. Adult Theater for Nightmare on 15th Avenue, Saturday October 24th at 8pm.  

Thanks,

Doc

Breaking News! An International Lizardo Sighting! Scandal! Photographic Proof!

Doc here, a man who some say leaves his mark on the many cities and villages he visits, both domestic and international.  

As the international ambassador for this thing of ours, I spread the words of Lizardo. Those words are often peppered with harsh language and questionable advice, but in the end deliver solid adult theater know-how to both young and old.

This morning, I received a communique from the City of Lights, Paris. My senior reporter there, Deep Brie, came across yet another historic icon is this ancient city.   Deep Brie took the following photo and sent it to the news desk here at The Journal.

Photo Courtesy of Deep Brie
Paris, France 2015

Sure, the hairline is a little off, and the last time I wore pink frames on my aviators was in 1989.  However, it is unmistakable that the representation is of The Good Doctor. 

In Paris. 

With a Space Invader.

In looking at the background, I am pretty sure it is not in front of an adult theater, or even a high end lingerie shop.   Don't be fooled, dear readers. Having this image in front of those establishments is exactly what you would expect from The Good Doctor.  But that is not how this middle-aged Sicilian rolls... 

Expect the unexpected. 

Embrace the opposing school of thought. 

Even in The City of Lights.

Thanks,
Doc