Same Day Flash Report! Status Uncertain at Annabelle's in Winston-Salem, NC on 11/2/15

Doc here, a man who some say knows that people are gonna drink! You know that, I know that, we all know that, and all I do is act on that. And all this talk of bootlegging - what is bootlegging? On a boat, it's bootlegging. On Lake Shore Drive, it's hospitality. I'm The Good Doctor.

One of my favorite varieties of contributions to the Journal is the "Same Day Flash Report." The scene & the sensation; it's all fresh.   And with the freshness, an unfiltered tale comes spinning my way courtesy of the interwebs. Thus, I like to publish them same day if possible. 

This is the case with this report from first time contributor, Status Uncertain. In his terrific red-shirt debut, Status Uncertain visited Annabelle's in Winston-Salem, NC and has filed this report.

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Round Table of Journal Scribes, Status Uncertain.

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Hi Doc-

The Good Doctor's Pic of the Day! The Return Ms. PIPY and an EXCLUSIVE PIC !

Doc here, a man who some say was once heralded as the new Richard Dawson, with a special Monday edition of The Good Doctor's Pic of the Day.

One of the coolest stories from 2015 has been the emergence of the awesome Ms. PIPY to this thing of ours. This sexy blonde has titillated us with her preparations for her first adult theater/ABS visit in Memphis (report HERE), as well as her further adventures.

Ms. PIPY, along with her partner in crime, Mr. Escort, have done a great job keeping your old friend in the white suit in the loop on their next adventures. 

On Halloween morning, I received the following e-mail from Ms. PIPY:

Hey Sweet Dr.  

The Escort took this for you this morning.  He will send you a few more later.  See what a good girl I'm being...

Hugs and Kisses!

Ms. PIPY

And ladies and gentlemen, I present to you this brand new exclusive pic of the sexy and naughty Ms. PIPY as your Good Doctor's Pic of the Day.

Thanks,
Doc

Smut for a Sunday Evening: Gobble Down Edition Part 1 with 60 Pics!!!

Doc here, a man who some say is bigger than US Steel, with the crowd favorite known as Smut for a Sunday Evening.   My name is Emilio, and I will be taking your drink orders. 

OK, we are through with Halloween. No more creaking doors. No more black cats. No more haunted house noises. No more sounds of 1 million cannoli screaming out in horror, and then suddenly, silence.

It's November dammit. The month of The Good Doctor's birthday. The air is crisp, and as my Uncle Argento used to say, "Quando il gelo è sulla zucca , è il momento per dicky inzuppare." (Translation: "When the frost is on the pumpkin, it's time for dicky dunking.")

We will starting the month of November with a Smut for a Sunday Evening featuring the best gland gobbling images from the Good Doctor's archive of real images from real reporters to The Journal.  Nothing poached from the internet, nothing used without permission. All these images are the real deal. 

Part 1 publishes now.  Part 2 publishes next Sunday.

I suggest pouring yourself an Irish coffee with a Fresca chaser (Hi Gemini!), and enjoy Smut for a Sunday Evening: Gobble Down Edition.

Smut for a Sunday Evening: Gobble Down Edition
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The Good Doctor's Pics of the Day! Mrs. Adventurous MD Couple!

Doc here, a man who some say knew whoever it was, they put the dynamite under the passenger's side. But what they didn't know, what nobody outside the factory knew, was that that model car was made with a metal plate under the driver's seat. It's the only thing that saved his life.

Welcome to The Good Doctor's Pic of the Day.  This is how it works...While I am sipping on a Bloody Mary, I scan The Journal's archive of amazing images of adult theater related material. When I find one (or several) that feel right for the day, they land here on TGDPOTD. 

The Lizardo Lantern

Today I would love to feature Mrs. Adventurous MD Couple. Last night at 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Chicago, a group a extraordinary gentlemen was greeted by The Adventurous MD Couple and The Mrs. led them to the front row of of the theater.  These gentlemen were The Black Sox, my assembly of adult theater veterans who when seeing The Lizardo Lantern, assemble at that adult theater for some pre-arranged R&R. By the end of the evening, after receiving a top-shelf BJ from The Mrs., her amazingly hot body was cum-covered, and the guys drained.

Many thanks to The Adventurous MD Couple for making the trip into 15th Ave. Adult Theater on a very rainy and windy night!

There will be a report forthcoming from The Adventurous MD Couple on this adventure on Chicago's west side last night, in addition to their "his & her" report from the huge Halloween Party at 15th Ave. 4 days prior. 

In the meantime, enjoy these amazing pics of Mrs. Adventurous MD Couple as The Good Doctor's Pics of the Day!

Thanks,
Doc

Mrs. Adventurous MD Couple
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Breaking News: Act I & II Adult Theater in Denver, CO Now Closed

Doc here with some bad news for patrons of this thing of ours in Denver.

I received an e-mail last night that Act I & II, a Denver adult theater on West Colfax Avenue had closed.  My source told me that he popped into the strip club next door (Pleasures) and was told of the closing then.

If you have any additional info on this closing, please drop me an e-mail at emiliolizardo1@gmail.com. 

The database has been updated, sadly.

Here is a pic of Act 1 & II is happier times:

Act I & II - Denver, CO
Now Closed

Good-bye Act I & II.  We hardly knew ye.

Thanks,
Doc
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Special Report! Holly Godarkly's The Journey: Chronicles of a Woman’s Initiation into the World of “This Thing of Ours” - Part 3 (w/PICS)

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Flash Report! Setting the Table for Holly Godarkly by Knight on 10/22/15 at Past Time Video in Stuebenville, OH (w/PICS!)

Doc here, a man who Johnny Paradise refers to as "The Lou Grant of the Libertines", with the pre-game show for Part 3 of Holly Godarkly's Journey into This Thing of Ours. 

Holly's escort for this first trip to an adult theater is Knight, a reporter for the Journal in it's early days starting in 2011. In Parts 1 and 2 of her report, Holly discusses meeting Knight and making the decision to have him escort her to her first adult theater.

Also as part of this visit, Holly brought along her partner in crime, Lacey. Who would not want a wing woman by her side as she dips her toes into this thing of ours?

Now, let's meet Knight as he sets the table for Holly.

Take it away, sir.

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Hi Doc.. long time no talk! 

I found our lovely Holly Godarkly and her friend Lacey. They both are newbies to This Thing Of Ours (TTOO) and so I decided to choose a proper venue for their first time. I chose Past Time Video in Steubenville Ohio. 

Upcoming Event! Trick N Treat at The Paris Theatre in Portland, OR on 10/31

Doc here, a man who some say has an appreciation of doughnuts that is considered to be "unnatural." 

It's been a big last few days across the adult theater spectrum in regard to Halloween events. This past weekend saw 15th Ave. Adult Theater draw 106 couples to Nightmare on 15th Ave. in Chicago, and the mighty Art Cinema draw 96 couples to Scared Stiff @ The Art in Hartford. 

This coming weekend is a big one in Portland, OR (a place I'd move to in a second if I could) and to the legendary Paris Theatre.  On Saturday, the terrific owner of the theatre, Ray, is throwing Trick N Treat at The Paris, running from 7PM to Midnite on Halloween night.

The Paris is a staple in this thing of ours.  Built in 1890 as a burlesque house, it has undergone many iterations before Ray moved his business from the old Jefferson Theater to The Paris.

Please check out Trick N Treat at The Paris this Saturday night!  Doctor's orders!

Thanks,
Doc

A Record Setting Box Score! Nightmare on 15th Ave. Adult Theater Halloween Party on 10/24/15 in Chicago - 106 Couples!

Doc here, a man who some say thinks he has seen it all. Done it all. And he then realizes that up he has never seen a guy dressed as the Big Bad Wolf eat Little Red Riding Hood's ass on a stage in an adult theater. 

But last night he did.

Ladies and gentlemen, last night's Nightmare on 15th Ave. Halloween Party at 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Chicago's western burbs was one for the ages, and set a new house record!  The Halloween costumes were tremendous (Teen Titans!), the girls had incredibly sexy outfits: wenches, cheerleaders (Hi Kitten!), lady cops & more, a lovely and sexy Freudian Slip *may* have been stroking a beer bottle suggestively, an awful lots of priests, and there may have been a brand new attendee (Arturo) in a huge giraffe outfit who wished for world peace and the safety of dolphins.

Special huge thank yous to:

• The Lovely Jen, my physician's assistant, for helping during the three costume contests.
• Bob, Natalie, Scott, Roy, and Fernando from the 15th Ave. staff.  A great job as always!
• Journal contributors Kitten, Victor & Victoria, The Adventurous MD Couple, Moaning Lisa & Mr. Mxyzptlk, P&F, The Big O Couple, Shannon & Gracie, ToyLovingMilf & D, Brenda & D, and the always awesome Mr. & Mrs. Slaneesh, among others. If I missed you and you were at the event last night, please e-mail me and I will add you to the thank yous. I am a little woozy this morning.
• All of our first time guests from SLS, Fetlife, & more.  I hope you had as much fun as it looked like you were having!

My House Call Report in in process, and I will get it published post haste. I promise. Pinky swear.

In the meantime, I know you want to know how many people attended this huge event. Here we go...

Box Score: Nightmare on 15th Ave. Halloween Party in Chicago

106 Couples
  8 Single Females
 13 T-Gurls
  & Dozens and Dozens of Single Guys

The prior record was 99 couples for one of our 15th Ave. events (the Little Black Dress Party last month). Each party gets bigger and better, who knows where this crazy train will stop!

The next event at 15th Ave. that will be hosted by The Good Doctor will be Saturday November 21st 2015: Saints & Sinners Couples and Single Females Party. Details on this event on The Journal tonight.

Thank you to all the great, sexy guests we welcomed last night to 15th Ave.  I have seen some crazy events in my days, but nothing to date has touched this one.  

Enjoy your Sunday. I need a nap.

Thanks,
Doc

Flash Report! DryCleanOnly Hits Berlin News Agency in NJ on a Recent Rainy Night

Doc here, a man who some say uses water ice to cool down after a tough day at the office. And by office, I mean a top tier adult theater in the Philadelphia area.

The teletype machine here at the Lizardo Labs fired off a communique from senior Journal scribe DryCleanOnly, and his most recent visit to the always awesome Berlin News Agency (Hi Paul, Bill, Frank, & Brenda!) in Berlin NJ. 

In usual DCO form, it is an outstanding report, filled with the stuff that keeps you coming back for more. And it also contains a rare mention of the Lizardo Lantern, a little known East Coast phenomenon.

Ladies and gentlemen, from parts unknown, weight unknown, please welcome back DryCleanOnly.

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Dear Doc,

I had been *pumped* for a week to make the trip to Philly for somerather monotonous business meetings... why? you might ask... because, as any regular of the Journal would know, Philly puts me in striking distance to the one-of-a-kind Berlin News Agency. I've had a few visits to BNA over the years, and they've never let me down, even though trips on Wednesdays (as I often have to make) can be more miss than hit at many venues in this thing of ours.

A Rare 1866 Tintype of
The Lizardo Lantern

Sure it was hard to keep focused during the business part of the day, then I had to crank out some work in the office. Argh... how did it get to be past "go time"??!! What was I thinking? At that moment, and through the first part of the drive, I started to find myself doubting the value of making a two hour round trip to Berlin, for just a couple hours' window of time at BNA for Lady Luck to possibly arrive. 

 I was already beat and just didn't need an extra two hours in the car that evening, but I noticed a strange green light blinking in my periphery... it was getting brighter. And I could make out a silhouette of a moustasched man in the green beam of light. It was the green Lizardo Lantern, and its flashing, I have confirmed, is a sure sign of good things to come. If there was ever a time to believe in the power of BNA on a Wednesday night, this was it I thought, and down went the hammer!