Preview Video! July Secret Room 2125 Parties at 15th Ave. Adult Theater & Party Room in Chicago!

 

Macy Madison: POV - Chapter 2 "Camouflage" - Booty Camp Camo Party at 15th Ave. in Chicago on 6/26/21 (with PICS)!

When we last left The Good Doctor, he was competing in an ice sculpting contest just south of Monticello, NY. There was a time and place where Doc's ice sculpting drew fans from several miles around, as he created a depiction of the first peep show booths in the 1970's from a 120 lb. block of ice. Getting the location of the gloryholes correct was a huge challenge.

Lizardos & Lizardettes, I have a treat for you this fine Thursday. Our newest field reporter/slut on the street, the incredible Macy Madison, is back with quite the yarn to spin. It has everything:

• Vegetables
• Mooning
• Unicorns
• TnA
• Girl Kissing
• Guy Kissing
• A T-Rex
• A T-Rex getting throat banged
• A Dame with a Dick
• A Dame with a Dick, Dicking
• A Collete Ferro look-a-like
• A Girl, with a wig, minus clothes
• and the best damn Perverted Boy Scout a girl could want.

Appetite wetted?

Let's go! Take it away, Macy!

***

This is Macy Madison, your slut on the street, reporting for the Journal. When I’m not working a double shift at the cucumber factory, I do occasionally go to an event or ten. Last Saturday, I went to the camo Booty Camp Party at the 15th Ave. Adult Emporium Secret Room in Melrose Park on 6/26. 

The full moon was out Saturday and no, that is not a thinly veiled ass joke, although there was plenty of that too. It was an evening of juxtaposition and dichotomy. There was an interesting energy that ran through everything and it felt like polar opposites kept lining up. Maybe it’s Gemini season. Maybe it was the camo. Camouflage seems like the ultimate masculine wear. It’s bonafide, alpha male, drop and give me twenty, macho dude wear at its finest. Mix that with curves though and you have a contradiction that makes this unicorn get all tingly inside.

Macy Madison

There was a lot of TNA wrapped up in tight camouflage dresses while I stood in line, and that was just the beginning of what made my head spin. I kissed a girl (and I liked it) and then another one, and her husband too for good measure. I felt some very nice boobies and had mine tweaked as well. I was feeling super gay with my girl boner and my unicorn swagger. The cherry on the sundae was definitely watching the Amazing Amy dance during the dance contest. What an amazing ass! I felt like I was under hypnosis staring at those cheeks. I wanted to make it rain as I stared and I mean that in every way you think I do. Once I slipped on my strap-on, the transformation was complete. I was definitely feeling myself; my dude self.

You want to perform a fun social experiment? Wear a dick and walk around in a crowd of guys. That is a study in opposites. They eye the cock, suspicious and yet oddly turned on. They are clearly fascinated by it, but they clear a path when you walk by. 

My dick is an equal opportunity cock. It’s for ladies, men, sometimes even a T-Rex. Now it takes some real balls to let a girl with a dick fuck you in front of a whole roomful of guys and “SpankyJaws” had those balls. He got pounded by a girl with a dick, in front of a crowd. A good time was had by all. 

But like I said it was an evening of opposites and some crazy vibes. One minute I’m wearing a dick and the next, I got feminized with a kiss that made me weak in the knees. Just a girl kissing a boy, girl boner replaced by very wet panties. Okay, I actually wasn’t wearing panties, just fishnets. Shortly after the fabulous kissing, I was wearing nothing but my wig in a room in the back. Nothing reminds you of what a girl you are like when a man absolutely inhales your pussy and leaves you a little puddle of cum.

Macy Madison

You know what else is nice about dressing up? Knowing that at some point, you’re in a place where you can take it off. We’re all camouflaged in real life but coming to an event like this makes you realize that you finally let out whatever you have to disguise elsewhere. You can get naked in any way that you choose.

Being Pride month, I can’t really think of a better way to celebrate than by hanging out in an adult theater. Long before there was a Pride month, adult theaters were a place where everyone could be free to be genuinely themselves. You could be none of the genders or all of them. Even when you were doing something filthy, maybe especially then. There aren't any labels there. It’s just a feeling. 

And watching “Sexslutkitten” take on all cummers, as well as the sexy tgurl who got fucked on the stage and the hot wife with her legs up over her head in the spa, just confirmed my theory. Whatever you are is cool at the Adult Emporium. 

You dirty slut.

Which brings me to my escort for the evening, Pete “Boiledinoil”. Ladies, if you are interested in coming to an event, and you need a gentleman, please ask Pete to take you. Pete will dress up too, which is always fun. Pete will be there on time and he knows everything there is to know about the theater. He’ll introduce you to regulars and he’ll have super interesting stories about past parties. Pete is a perfect gentleman and will watch your back. And your front. He’s always prepared, like a perverted Boy Scout.

Thanks again Pete.

Until next time, my slutty friends.

~MM~

***

Doc here again... Told you so. Macy Madison's report had it all. The T-Rex is still recovering from his Macy encounter, but will be back to 100% by this Saturday's Code Red Party at 15th Ave. Adult Emporium on 7/10/21.

Macy is a force of nature, Lizardos & Lizardettes. The Good Doctor had a front row seat to Macy's amazing camo adventure (soon to be a new ride at Six Flags over 15th Ave.), and it was a sight to behold! Plus, she didn't mention she won the sexy dance contest, even as she was transfixed by Amy's own dance routine.

Macy's strong suggestion that if a girl needs the perfect adult theater/club date for the night (or nights), the man on call should be Pete (BoiledInOil), is SPOT ON.  Pete is a great and trustworthy friend, and up to this task!

A suggestion to my many readers of this fine filth Journal.  If you see that Macy Madison is attending a certain Chicago adult emporium-based event, try to attend. Trust me, and you'll thank me later.

Just leave the T-Rex at home. 

Thanks,

Doc

@LizardoJournal on Twitter

This Saturday Night! June 26th, 2012! Secret Room 2125: Booty Camp Party at 15th Ave. Party Room in Chicago! Hosted by Doc!

Join us deep inside The Secret Room 2125: Booty Camp Party on Saturday June 26th, 2021 from 8pm til 1am at the 15th Ave. Adult Theater Party Room in Chicago!

Super cool camo themed swag bags for the first 20 M/F Couples in the Door w/Admission!

Age 21+ Admitted.

Ladies, please put on your sexiest camo themed outfits for this event!

Special sexy out of town guests!

Important Info:

Secret Room 2125 Parties WELCOME EVERYONE!
This is a Party Room Only Event.
Temperatures will be taken at the door.
The Amazing Liz behind the BYOB Bar.
Age 21+ and ID is Required.

Hosted by Doc!

The Sexy Dance Contest Returns! Great Prizes for 1-2-3 Place!  

Admission (Cash Only):

M/F Couples: $20

Single Guys: $45

Single Females: $15

Trans Girls: $15

More Info at www.15thavetheater.com

Box Score & Recap! Secret Room 2125: CEOs & Office Hoes Party at 15th Ave. Party Room on 6/12/21! A Record Setting Night!

Doc here, a man who some say put full-contact bocce on the map... What an evening was had this past Saturday night (6/12/21) deep inside The Secret Room 2125: CEOs & Office Hoes Party in the Party Room of 15th Ave in Chicago!

Those who were lucky enough to be there will be the first to tell you that the sexual energy felt by everyone Saturday night was off the charts! 

First, your Box Score:
Couples: 51
Single Females: 4
Transgirls: 6
Guys: Dozens

The outfits on the ladies at CEOs & Office Hoes were excellent! The office attire on many was buttoned up upon arrival, but didn't take long to loosen up and (with several ladies) completely fall off. It happens on Saturdays in Chicago.

The Sexy Dance Contest featured 6 HOT entrants:
Chrissy - A tall, confidant transgirl in a sexy black outfit, with great stripper pole moves!
Enticing - A super hot Latina with exxxcellent moves and super tight dress!
Linda - A 15th Ave party legend, she wasted no time displaying our first boobies of the competition, and an erotic pole straddling dance. Whew!
Tracy - Tracy is tall, young, & sexy, dressed in conservative office attire at the start of her routine. In a matter of seconds, it was all off, and she was working the crowd!
Alaya - A first timer to our contest, this exotic lady had moves for days, and a super tight dress showing off all her curves!
Mae - Mae was wired for sound before the start of the competition, and I was the lucky beneficiary of a handsy introduction while I was introducing her! She worked her boobs to perfection during the dance, wrapping them around the poles while sliding up and down. The crowd LOVED it!

Final Results, determined by the applause meter:

1. Tracy
2. Linda
3. Alaya

I hope all these great ladies enjoy their vibrating prizes, and often!

We welcomed back many new and old friends from both Chicagoland and from out of state, and we want to thank all of you for making the trip in for one of the wildest parties I have seen in a LONG time.

A big thank you to the team that helps put these events on for you! Bob, Stephen, The Amazing Liz & Tom Terrific, Scott, Roy, Boyd, and the entire security team. A job well done!

Our next party is Saturday June 26th - Secret Room 2125: Booty Camp Party. This is a party room only event. 

Dress Code:

Ladies: Sexy in Camo (or dress to impress)

Guys: Dress to Impress. 

Special out of town guests are planning to join us, too! 

Who's going? Fetlife Event Listing: https://fetlife.com/events/997538

We are making up for lost time, and the parties are bigger than ever! I spoke to several people since Saturday, who are now kicking themselves for missing last Saturday's event. There wasn't one area that wasn't utilized fully Saturday night in the party room.

Don't miss another...Doctor's orders!

Thanks,
Doc

@LizardoJournal on Twitter

Flash Report! Bad Barbie Hits the Barnett Ave. Superstore in San Diego on 5/21/21 (w/11 PICS!) by Peter North Junior!

Doc here, a man who some say never quite trusted Angel Delaporte, with the long awaited report from Bad Barbie's most recent visit to San Diego's Barnett Ave. Superstore on 5/21/21. 

Barnett Ave. Superstore
San Diego, CA

Long time reporter Peter North Jr is back, and he has quite the tale to tell about one of the naughtiest women to hit this thing of ours in a long time! There are also pics, and they are pretty awesome!

Here we go...Take it away, PNJ!

***

Doc,

Lets just say first, it is great to be back in the swing of things and seeing the scene open up again. I know I'm not the only one who has missed this thing of ours for the last 14+ months. This visit by Bad Barbi was one of the most highly anticipated theater visits I can ever remember. I've attended all of her theater events in the last few years, and she NEVER disappoints!

Her expected arrival time was 9:00 pm on a Friday, I made sure to arrive early to secure parking and a front seat for her inside the theater because I knew Barnett was going to be packed with Barbi's fans. I walked in the theater about 8:40pm and the place was already packed waiting for her arrival. Barnett recently put in all new seating in both of their theaters which I'm not exactly thrilled about, but it seemed to work out well for the visit. The old chairs were a little more comfortable and padded, as the new chairs are made of metal. But all worked out well in the end. 

Bad Barbi

As the clock ticked away, Bad Barbi and her man walked in the theater a little after 9pm. For those who have never seen Barbi in person, she is absolutely stunning! Very tall with an INCREDIBLE BODY. The kind of woman that takes your breath away in public, let alone inside a porn theater. She walked in with a hot pink wig on, her librarian style glasses for cum protection, a coat, and booty shorts. As soon as she walked in the theater I could feel the energy change inside the room, everyone was ready for what was next to come. I politely asked the man sitting in the front corner seat if Barbi could take over the front row, and things started up fast.

Bad Barbi

She took off her jacket and there was nothing underneath. Just her perfect huge tits with perky nipples ready to be groped and cum on. Her man told the crowd that she wanted a bukkake, she wanted as many loads as possible to be shot on her face and tits. He made it clear that if anybody was ready to cum, they needed to make their way to the front of the crowd to shoot their load on her. 

Bad Barbi

In no time she was surrounded by cocks, sucking everyone around her, going back and forth between 5-6 guys. About a minute or two into playing she loosened up her booty shorts so she could get fucked. Her man notified the crowd that condoms were required if you wanted to fuck her. I was told to keep watch over anyone who fucked her to make sure everyone was using a condom

Bad Barbi

Barbi is a true professional theater slut, by far the most talented woman when it comes to pleasing a group of guys. She loves to talk dirty and is not afraid of being dominated by a group. She wants cock after cock and load after load. Once she drains a cock, she is ready for the next one IMMEDIATELY! 

Five minutes in, we were using her so good, she had at least 4-5 loads covering her gorgeous face and tits all while getting fucked hard. She sucking on balls and my cock for a few minutes until I couldn't hold back any longer and released my load all over her tits. Everyone in the theater wanted their turn with her. She probably sucked 12-15 cocks and fucked 5-6 guys all in a 10-15 minute span. She was covered in cum!

Bad Barbi

Her man notified the crowd after I shot my load that they were going to leave the theater in 5 minutes and for everyone who hadn't cum yet to do so. The group of guys who hadn't shot their load yet rushed to the front to get their turn to fuck her or cum on her beautiful body. 

Bad Barbi

Bad Barbi drained almost everyone inside the theater, she was plastered in cum from her face all the way down to her pussy. It was an amazing thing to see! She cleaned up with a towel they had brought from their hotel, but that was not enough to soak up all the loads she had taken. She had to grab some theater tissues to clean up even more. She stood up showing off her incredible body to the crowd one last time, put on her jacket and left the theater with her man.

Bad Barbi

It was definitely the shortest Bad Barbi visit, but also one of the most action packed I've experienced with her. She is truly an All-Star theater slut that knows what she wants, and can please a large crowd like no one I have ever seen before. I'll be counting down the days till she is back at Barnett! If you have never had the chance to experience her, you are missing out big time! Her and her man are down to earth and cool as long as you respect them and follow the rules they play by. 

Bad Barbi

Big shout out to the Doc for always announcing her visits to the masses, and shoutout to Bad Barbi and Co. for always putting on the best theater shows! Leaving every cocked drained and people wanting to come back for more and more!

PNJ

Bad Barbi

***

Doc here once again... A huge thank you goes out to Peter North Junior, as well as the star of the show, the force of nature known as Bad Barbi!  These great pics tell the Bad Barbi story well, of an insatiable blonde, hungry for cock and cum, in the darkness of an adult theater.   Bravo!

Where will Bad Barbi visit next?  I might have a clue...

Please remember to Follow Bad Barbi on the Twitter machine HERE.

Thanks,

Doc

@LizardoJournal on Twitter

New Journal Series! Macy Madison: POV - "Ditching the Mask" with Pics!

Doc here, a man who some say spent every summer as a young adult working as a musket loader at a colonial reenactment park called "Ye Ole Mancini's", somewhere close to Lake George, NY.  He was known for his hot loads. 

Lizardos & Lizardettes, you are in for a big treat.  I'd like you to please welcome my good friend Macy Madison, a stunning woman most recently seen at the Grand Re-Opening Party at 15th Ave. Party Room in Chicago on 6/5/21. She has agreed to write a new series for The Journal entitled "POV", and it will focus on Macy's views of sexuality, the female perspective of the lifestyle, the adult theater/lifestyle club scene, and much more.  I could not be more excited to have Macy as part of the rogue's gallery of contributors to The Journal of Adult Theaters! 

Do yourselves a favor...Please follow Macy Madison on her Literotica page, as she has a tremendous selection of her stories that are en fuego!  Fasten your seatbelts, as her writing will stir you up and make one adjust their panties/pants.

As always, I suggest popping open a Fresca (Hi Gemini!), and settling in with this great first report from Macy Madison!

Here we go!

***

Greetings, this is Macy Madison reporting for “The Journal”. As your undercover unicorn, I am dedicated to going deepthroat deep undercover to bring you the skinny on what’s happening in the local adult party scene.

It’s been a while, hasn’t it? As I was standing in line the other night, I tried to remember the last time I had been undercover. I think I have to go back in time just a bit in order to properly appreciate where we are now.

It was February of 2020. I was in New Orleans for Mardi Gras. At some point, I was wearing fishnet pantyhose and beads. Oh wait, and my old, hot pink Chucks. It’s a newbie’s mistake to walk around the French Quarter in good shoes. I was high, like technicolor, you dropped a house on a witch and now munchkins are singing, high. I was standing outside the Hustler strip club on Bourbon Street and I looked around and thought, “this is as real as it gets.” 

Macy Madison

Or something like that, remember I was stoned.

There are few times and places in our safely pasteurized, neatly cordoned off world of modern day America that can come close to Mardi Gras. It’s the human soup of life. It's an immersion right into the bouillabaisse. It feels almost pagan in its ritual. It’s as if living in the Midwest, you’re out on a limb. You live on a freshly washed hand. Then you go to Bourbon Street and you’re smack dab in the arterial flow, the primordial ooze. Hold on, it’s going to get messy.

Everything is a lot more real. Every scent is more intense. The flavors of the food absolutely burst in your mouth. The touch of strangers as you cut your way through the crowd is a memory on your skin. Your eyes are literally assaulted with every flavor and shade, accent and costume that you can imagine that humans come in. And underneath it all, pulsing to the bass, it’s there.

Sometimes it’s a steady hum, sometimes it’s a boisterous clamor in your brain, like a jazz riff out of nowhere. It’s the drumbeat of sex.

You feel so alive, it’s almost chaotic. Something that decadent and delicious has to have an expiration date on it and frankly, Ash Wednesday always comes as a relief.

Macy Madison

Fast forward to a month later when we were quarantined.

I live alone so there were days at a time when the only meaningful conversation I had was with cats. When I dared to go to the store, it was to grab tasteless, frozen food with both hands, just in case this was it. The last trip. Ever. I looked at the other hoarders around me and sized them up just in case some zombie apocalypse shit went down. The only thing I smelled was hand sanitizer and I always reapplied more, just in case.

We were isolated and fucked and vacillated between despair and angst and the urge to just watch Netflix. Kind of like a Tinder date, but forever.

Fast forward to last Saturday at the 15th Ave Adult Emporium in Melrose Park. Sure, things have been looking up lately. I got my shots taken care of back in March which is the only benefit that I’m aware of that comes with being considered “essential”. I’ve played a bit, on a small scale. I’ve been out and about without a mask. I’ve realized that now when I talk out loud to myself, people just think I’m on the phone. Jokes on you guys.

It had been a while since I felt the old rhythm. It took me a bit to get familiarized once more. Kind of like when your FWB shows up fifteen months later. Even as I stood outside in line, I could feel the raw, sexual energy that palpitated from within. I could feel it echo back the call of the wild from inside my body and it was exhilarating. Like a tiger that’s been caged up for far too long, I could feel something inside pacing back and forth.

Saturday was my first visit to the 15th Ave. Adult Emporium and I felt safe, accepted and taken into the community immediately. Doc was hilarious and kind and made me feel at ease immediately. The couples that we sat with were friendly and fun. There were attractive people everywhere. The outfits were all over the place and of course, because dressing up is part of my kink, I was dressed. But I found it oddly comforting to know that I could have just as easily worn yoga pants too and it would have been just fine. 

Macy Madison

It felt like we all took a breath, there seemed to be a collective sigh of relief. Here we are, we survived. We survived, we’re breathing each other’s air and we’re all watching super cheesy porn, together in close proximity. You can see people’s mouths and suddenly mouths have never looked so sexy. Don’t you just want to kiss for days? I was feeling pretty antsy as I sat and watched the place fill up. Wet and antsy and ready to get my freak on.

The other magical thing that happens in an environment like the Adult Emporium is that we get to shed more than just our clothes. We get to shed our roles. Not only are you free of a mask but you can wear any mask you choose. Or none at all.

This is so liberating as a woman. Most of us in the lifestyle actually have a whole different life. Most of us live in a world where we are buttoned up so tight that you can’t trust a fart. Even without the mask I wore to the office, I’m still masked up in a world where not only can I not be sexy, but my femininity is seen as a professional detriment. My male coworkers are afraid to even talk about anything that involves gender. We’re supposed to have sanitized conversation, squeaky clean and awkwardly virginal.

The fishnet wearing, freaky unicorn inside has a few choice words about that but they’re all NSFW.

Walking through the 15th Ave., I could feel that all business casual douchebaggery had been set aside. Men openly stare and gawk. They might even drool a little. They look right at you while they adjust themselves. You can almost feel their pulse and you can definitely feel it in their eyes. You can absolutely taste the desire. It makes you want to strut. Or sashay if you’re being ladylike. Out of your khakis, you’re a goddess once again. You’ve been restored to your rightful place on the food chain.

Everyone wants to eat you.

A lot is said about sex positivity today but on Saturday night, I felt like I could let my inner slut free and no one judged her, they just wanted to meet her. Want to shake your bare ass in the middle of the room? Want to have your pick of the boys and get exactly what you want? Want to squirt all over the stage? It happened Saturday and I honestly can’t think of a better way to simultaneously celebrate feminine energy and just being alive more than with female ejaculate.

By the way, props to Ginger Squirts for performing the act not once, but twice, in under a minute.

I absolutely loved being on stage with these ladies. We cheered our hearts out for each other and egged on the crowd. At my age, I’m going to take every opportunity I get to flash my tits and shake my ass and it felt really good that there was a whole room full of other people who agreed.

Macy Madison

Doc is genuinely interested in everyone having an amazing time and that vibe is felt throughout the space. The staff were all friendly and helpful and not skeezy in the least. Everything was remarkably clean and organized and it didn’t feel filthy even when I was on my knees sucking a cock. We took advantage of the private rooms and I felt like we were slowly getting broken in again. Even when my escort and I went to the theater, I felt completely at ease. The gentlemen in the theater were eager to pitch in and really followed directions. They were like the Amazon Prime of adult theater goers.

Now that this unicorn has gotten the lay of the land, it feels like the seatbelt sign has been turned off and my next visit will be epic.

I did send messages to a few ladies on Fetlife before coming to this party. I also read some of the questions from ladies in the 15th Avenue Fetlife group. I heard two things reiterated a couple of times that I’d like to report on, now that I have had the deepthroat undercover experience.

No escort? No problem. It seems like the single men who have come to these parties in the past know the drill and they’re planners. If you’re on Fetlife, you’ll be asked, probably more than once, if you want a “date”. Considering how much you want to get your hoe on, it’s probably always better to have a spotter. You know, you might get parched.

As far as your safety is concerned, I never felt that anyone was threatening or weird. It was a good vibe all the way around. That being said, I’m a big believer that as a woman, you need to always set the tone and decide what you want and don’t want and make those intentions known. Use your pussy power for good, not evil.

Second bullet point, no, you’re not going to be body shamed. Let me assure you that there will be about a hundred guys that see you and their eyes will pop out like Roger Rabbit. It was refreshing to see the variety that was in the mix Saturday night. It was beautiful, it was every color, every age, every size and they were all gloriously real and unfiltered. You are going to be appreciated in a primitive, primal way. Absolutely eye fucked. And if that’s all you want to do, I can’t think of a more fabulous way to let your naughty, little exhibitionist minx out for a nice stroll.

If you’re in doubt about coming to a party ladies, as your faithful, deepthroat undercover unicorn, all I can say is that we’re outside again. We’re free, we’re alive, we’re maskless and I guess we still have to wear pants but whatever. It’s time to get wet and sticky again. And that ain’t hand sanitizer I’m talking about. When we were waiting for life to go back to normal, I know most of us contemplated what we’d do differently if we ever got the chance.

Welcome back to the human soup of life. It’s not masked up and germ free and thank fucking god for that. It’s a little bit of beautiful chaos. It’s a symphony of sights and sounds. It’s a parade of skin. It’s a cornucopia of cum. And it’s up to us to stick both our hands in and feel the rush of sensation. You’ll never regret what you did, only what you didn’t do. Or, to put it more eloquently,

I’ll quote a real writer and say, “buy the ticket, take the ride.”

I know a place where you can do both.

This is Macy Madison, your deepthroat deep undercover unicorn. Until next time.

***

Doc here again...I'll let you compose yourselves, and where appropriate, make yourself a sandwich. 

Wow, what a debut report from Macy! She articulates something real important here, in that we have been deprived from being deprived for the last 15 months.  We have been released back into the open air, and it may take a little bit to get our legs back underneath us again. Human contact is OK again, and that should make all of us happy.  

Macy has a lot to share with us, and I cannot wait to see what she has next for us! 

A final reminder to please show your support and to follow Macy Madison on Literotica!  Your nether regions and your brain regions will thank you.

As for The Good Doctor, while I await Macy's next smoldering report, I have an important meeting with a meatball sub in 20 minutes. 

As you were.

Thanks,

-Doc

@LizardoJournal on Twitter

TONIGHT! 6/12/21! CEOs & Office H*es Party at 15th Ave. Adult Theater Party Room in Chicago! Hosted by Doc!

Our first event in 15 months was a huge success this past Saturday night (Grand Re-Opening) at 15th Ave. Adult Emporium Party Room in Chicago, and if that event was any indication, 2021 will be off the charts!

Thank you to everyone that came out and supported our big return! I have posted a party recap here on The Journal (below).

Now onto the next one!

This Saturday Night! 6/12/21
Secret Room 2125:
CEOs & Office Hoes Party
Party Room Only Event @15thAveAdult Party Room

8pm til 1am

NO SEATING RESTRICTIONS!
MASKS NOT REQUIRED IF FULLY VACCINATED!
TEMPS TAKEN AT THE DOOR WHEN CHECKING IN

YOU MUST CHECK IN WITH THE PARKING ATTENDANT PRIOR TO PARKING. SOME AREAS OF 15TH AVE. ARE NO PARKING ZONES.  WE WILL DIRECT YOU TO WHERE TO PARK.

2125 N. 15th Ave., Melrose Park, IL - Party Room Entrance Only

Doc hosts!

The Amazing Liz behind the BYOB Bar.
Not many clothes on Liz behind the BYOB Bar.

The Amazing Liz!

Sexy Dance Contest! Great Prizes! Sign up early ladies!

Dress Code:
Ladies: Sexy or Sleazy Office Attire
Men: Dress to Impress

This one is going to be BIG!

Who's Going?
Event Link: https://fetlife.com/events/995321

http://15thavetheater.com

Thank you!
-Doc

@LizardoJournal on Twitter

House Call! Recap! Secret Room 2125: Grand Re-Opening Party at 15th Ave. Adult Theater Party Room in Chicago on 6/5/21

 Doc here, a man who some say owns 3 paintings by Misty Wilmot. 

Thank you to everyone that made our first party in 15 months such a rousing success!

As you may have read or heard, we were limited to 100 guests at a time inside The Party Room at 15th Ave for our Grand Re-Opening event. We asked that you arrive early, so we could hand out your admission "golden tickets" to both couples and singles. We knew there would be a big crowd, thus this added check-in step was added.

Everyone WITHOUT EXCEPTION was courteous & patient while I took temps in the parking lot prior to coming into The Party Room. Congrats and thank you to everyone who checked in early, and got a jump start on their fun evening with us!

We saw many long-time regulars make their return to The Secret Room, and an incredible amount of first-timers. For example, and very attractive Hispanic Couple got to the facility while I was still setting the room up for the party. I broke away, gave them a tour, and provided some hopefully helpful hints on how one should enjoy their first lifestyle party.

By 8:15pm, we had everyone checked in, and The Party Room was full. As I mentioned to several attendees, it was like a family reunion, minus the potato salad and most of the clothes.

Speaking of clothes, the outfits on the ladies were spectacular! Since the only dress code directive was "your sexiest outfit", it was dealers choice on what to wear. To this seasoned set of peepers, fishnet dresses were super popular. For example, the female half of an incredibly fit couple wore a neon yellow fishnet dress that might as well might have been invisible. A reliable source (OK, me) also saw a large number of sexy black fishnet on some legendary ladies like Ginger Squirts, Lilly, Susan, Linda, K&M, R&L, and in red Mr. and Mrs. Taz, along with too many others to mention.

One couple that arrived early instantly caught The Good Doctor's eye. They had matching accent colors (a light metallic blue), and that same hue was the color of her short, sexy wig to boot. This was topped off by a cute hat, and a blue crop top, black mini shirt, sexy black rimmed glasses, and fishnets. She volunteered her name...Cheryl. And, there will be more of the lovely Cheryl to discuss later.

A tip of the hat goes out to the fantastic team we have put together to make sure the parties run smooth and safe. My partner Bob does a great job as we check in guests, hand out swag bags, and wrist bands situated. Our head security man Stephen did yeoman's work Saturday, and deserves a round of applause.

Behind the BYOB Bar, The Amazing Liz (along with her beau, Tom Terrific) were hopping all night, assisting with all the BYOB needs! Liz is THE BEST!

We teased a new enhancement to The Secret Room, and it was present behind the semi-private screen. This was it's first event, and let's just say it was broken in properly, and multiple times. This enhancement will be a Secret Room 2125 party exclusive.

The Sexy Dance Contest returned, and we had 6 super sexy contestants! They were:

1. Kayta - A sexy first timer wanted to go first, and she set the bar high!
2. Linda - A multiple contest winner, she wasted NO TIME in being the first contestant to get the coveted "BOOBIES" call out from The Good Doctor. She's been working on her dancing during lockdown!
3. Gia - The lovely Gia, also a multi-time winner, with her long blonde hair, incredible body, and stripper pole moves, got the tongues a-waggin'!
4. The aforementioned Cheryl - You could not tell she was a first time entrant, as her incredible long legs and sexy body prowled the stage at The Party Room like a kitten. There were boobs. They were fabulous. Her ass defies a definition.
5. Lilly - No one was craving the re-opening party more than her! We messaged each other several times during the lockdown, checking to see when this night would occur. Well Lily, there is a Santa Claus. And his name rhymes with Proctor Blizardo.
6. Ginger Squirts - The first thing I warned the audience when Ginger stepped up was to fasten their seatbelts, it was going to be a bumpy ride. And as always, Ginger delivered. At past parties, Ginger has been at the epicenter of some incredible scenes, most notably the "Butt Plug Grenade" incident. This evening, I looked upon the front row of guests, only a few feet from Ginger. They had no idea they were potentially in the front row of a Gallagher show, and rain gear would have been in order. Ginger braced herself against the stripper pole, and within only a few seconds (and before I could yell out "INCOMING"), she re-Christened the stage in the unholiest of scenes. There were innocent bystanders that caught some of the incoming, and I'm sorry/not sorry.

Big props go out to my good friend Pete (AKA @BoiledinOil), who rushed to assist with the cleanup of the aftermath of Ginger's dance. You are a good man, sir!

The Top 3 Winners (based on the Lizardo 8000 Applause Meter) were:

1. Cheryl
2. Linda
3. Gia
   Each lady above won a $30 vibrator, and went home with their new best friend. Cheryl picked one out that matched her electric blue outfit!

Regular attendees know that right after the dance competition/wet t-shirt contest, things get real interesting. Friendships intensify. Groups get entertained. Pairings occur. And this evening was no different.  If you were not there Saturday night, you have my permission to start kicking yourself in the ass right about now. 

Lizardos & Lizardettes, we are back! Let's do it again this Saturday night (6/12/21) for the Secret Room 2125: CEOs & Office Hoes Party from 8pm til 1am. This time, UNLIMITED SEATING! This is going to be a big one folks! Girls in sexy and/or sleazy office attire! I cannot wait!

Fetlife Event Announcement: https://fetlife.com/events/995321

Once again, I want to personally thank everyone who hung in there and waited until we were able to safely re-open The Secret Room 2125 to all our loyal friends and guests! You are the best, and it was a pleasure to be your host and MC!

Now, if you don't mind, I need to get the lipstick off my lab coat.

I hope to see you Saturday!

Thanks,
-Doc

UPDATED 6/5/21! June 2021 Secret Room 2125 Parties at 15th Ave. Adult Theater Party Room in Chicago! Hosted by Doc!

SEATING LIMITED TO 100 GUESTS!

Secret Room 2125: Grand Re-Opening Party 6/5/21 at 8pm

Seating and Check-In Rules

Doc here…

We are super excited to welcome everyone back to The Secret Room 2125 and the Saturday June 5^th Grand Re-Opening Party at the 15^th Ave. Adult Emporium Party Room!

Due to the state’s COVID-19 inside seating restrictions still in effect at the time of this event, seating will be limited to a total of 100 guests.

The demand and excitement for this party is off the chart, which after 15 months of being dark, is very understandable. This event is going to sell out, and sell out QUICKLY.

It is important to us to make the check-in procedure fair for all.

When you arrive at the Party Room entrance, you will see a divider splitting the entrance in two. On the left side, it will read “M/F COUPLES ONLY”. On the right side, it will read “SINGLES”.  Please line-up accordingly.  Security will be policing the line, so please act accordingly.

Once in line, you will be given a number by a member of our staff. You will turn this number in at the front desk before your temperature is taken. DON’T MISPLACE THIS NUMBER! Once the numbers have been given out, we will be at the maximum amount of guests.

Alternating between the two lines, one at a time you’ll be admitted. You will get your admission wrist bands at this time. The first 20 M/F Couples will then get their cool swag bags.

When we get to 100 total guests, we will post on the door a red sign stating that we are AT CAPACITY.  

The good news is that since this is a separate event from the theater, guests arriving later have the option to go and enjoy 15^th Ave’s facilities. That is a separate admission from that of The Secret Room 2125 event.

Please note: As guests leave for the evening and turn in their wrist band, we will be able to admit the same number of new guests into the room. Keep your eye on the red sign on the door.

Lastly… We know this seating restriction is unfortunate for this event. We need to abide by the rules set down for us. 

The good news is that there will be no seating restrictions for the next Secret Room 2125 event (CEOs & Office H*es Party) next Saturday, June 12^th.  Then it’s monkey business as usual.

If you don’t want to risk not getting into party, I strongly suggest coming back next Saturday, June 12^th, for The Secret Room 2125: CEOs & Office H*es Party.  

Thank you for understanding!

Doc Lizardo and the 15^th Ave. Team

The Return of Raygun! Full Tampa Adult Theater Overview & Updated Info!

Doc here, a man who some say once took first place in blueberry pie eating contest. This contest also resulted in The Good Doctor having his nose dyed blue for 2 months in the summer of 1986. 

There was a time in the not-so distant past that Tampa, Florida was the epicenter of the country's adult theater scene. The mid-late 1990s yielded some amazing reports on the nascent internet messaging services like Yahoo Clubs (late Groups). A dedicated Tampa adult theater board brought weekly reports from a user by the of HungGang of that past weekend's activities at the biggest of Tampa's porn houses, The Playhouse (primarily), as well as from Fantasyland. 

Fast forward to 2021, and the scene has changed substantially, and the recovery from COVID has certainly left some scars (and in one case, a corpse). 

Senior Journal scribe Raygun visited Tampa in March 2021, has has provided a wealth of fantastic updated intel from this thing of ours from the Drew Park section of Tampa. 

Here is his excellent report... 

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Doc: 

Your long-lost roving reporter has returned with something slightly better than nothing: 

Tampa Spring Break

It wasn't exactly spring break, but I found myself in Florida again, so close enough. It gave me a few days to check out some of the adult theaters in Tampa, returning to a couple more than once to get a better feel for the places and, hopefully, finding a little action.

There are four adult theaters and a bookstore all within a few minutes of each other in the Drew Park neighborhood of Tampa just east of the airport. 

Thee Love Shack is the winner in the budget category. For $7 you can come and go as you please for 12 hours. It's open until midnight during the week and all night Friday and Saturday. The first floor has a bookstore and two video arcades, but the second floor is what it's about. There you'll find a labyrinthine series of rooms, booths, and dark corners with an assortment of well-worn plush sofas and chairs. There's even what looks like a bar. Based on the glass block, I'd say it's from the 1980s, likely the most recent remodeling. 

Thee Love Shack, Tampa

I loved Thee Love Shack for its utter sleeziness, a real throwback to adult theaters of the past. I didn't see any action, but whatever happens there must be nasty. I doubt it ever sees couples, and it may not be for the faint of heart, but it's the kind of old-style sleeze I can't resist. 

Adult World is next in order of bargains. I reported from there once before so I won't go into details again, but it has a good layout with three theaters (straight, gay, trans) and several semi-private rooms. The arcade and theater are only $5 each for a single entry. You can use both the arcade and theater all day for $10 with the purchase of a reusable key fob for $9. 

Adult World, Tampa

The night I was there, there were two CDs and a couple. Unfortunately, the couple were just amateurs not ready to play. This place may be my favorite of the group. I still haven't been in the arcade, but if I go again, I'll probably give in and buy the damn fob. 

Fantasyland I and Fantasyland II are just a couple blocks from each other. Why they have two stores is a mystery to me. These are definitely more expensive than the others with single guys paying $25 Mon-Wed and $35 Thu-Sun. Couples are $19 Mon-Wed and $25 Thu-Sun. Both stores are open 24/7. 

Fantasyland I has a large theater with several rows of sofas and an adjacent "fishbowl" room with glass walls and a bed. There are four fairly large semi-private booths with gloryholes that can be opened or closed from each side, a larger private room with mirrors on the walls, and a little-used arcade with gloryholes. Somewhat out of character with the rest of the place is a big room with four pool tables and a few TVs showing sports and porn. The pool tables were covered and not available to use, but guys stopped in now and then to catch up on the game. 

Fantasyland I, Tampa (2010)

I was there on a Tuesday night and saw two couples who played by themselves in the booths. I'm not sure whether they used the gloryholes, but the guys camped out in the hallway were certainly hoping they would. 

I went back around midnight on Friday and the place was dead. I was sitting in the parking lot when a couple arrived. Reluctant to drop $35 for nothing, I waited until they had been inside for about ten minutes before going in myself. As I stood there money in hand waiting to pay, the couple walked out of the theater and left. I turned and left right behind them. It must have looked funny to the clerk, but at least I hadn't thrown away my money. 

Fantasyland II looks about the same, but there were never enough cars in the paring lot to make it worth checking out. I read some negative comments online complaining about the price increase (apparently, couples used to be free), so that may have hurt attendance at both places, especially on top of the hit everyplace has taken from COVID. 

Fantasyland II, Tampa

The X-Mart Adult Supercenter is located midway between the two Fantasylands. It has a nice (by which I mean dark and sleazy) arcade but no theater. The arcade is free but they expect you to keep money in the booths, or at least that's what the sign says. It was empty when I visited except for a guy who whipped out his dick in the hallway to entice me. Unfortunately, that was not what I was looking for. A local CD told me it has its busy times, but I doubt it's ever a place to find couples. 

X-Mart Supercenter, Tampa (2018)

I had high hopes for the Playhouse Theater in the same area, which looks like a big old barn of an adult theater, another holdover from a different time. Unfortunately, it appears to be permanently closed. Time to strike that one from the list. 

The Playhouse, Tampa (2010)

I also visited one other location about an hour north of Tampa on US-19 called 8th Avenue Exotic Video. As far as I know, there's no 8th Avenue anywhere nearby. The store itself is nondescript and easy to miss, but it's neighbor, Lollipops, a low-key tittie bar, is easy to spot. 

8th Ave. Exotic Video, Hudson FL

8th Ave is a friendly enough place with a bookstore, arcade, and theater. It's bigger than it looks from the outside. The theater is a single good-sized room with two curved rows of sofas focused on a larger than average projection screen. It's open until 10:30 Sun-Thu and 11:30 Fri-Sat. Admission is $8 for a single entry or $10 for an all-day pass. 

There were half a dozen guys spread out among the sofas jerking off when I stopped by on a weekday afternoon. I heard a few guys talking about a couple that had been there recently, but I think that may be a rare event. I got the impression that the women who occasionally visit are there on vacation and not regulars. If any women are thinking of retiring to Pasco or Hernando County, I know a theater that needs you. 

I still can't figure out when any of these places are busy, but Journal readers know you have to play the long game. These quick in-and-out visits of mine are not the best way to find what you're looking for. It's like trying to time the stock market. You're far more likely to miss than to hit it big. Still, I'm always interested in checking out new places even if only for a quick visit. Maybe I'll have better luck next time. 

Meanwhile, I'm still looking for those Florida "Girls Gone Wild" (or maybe their mothers). 

Until then, 

Raygun

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Thee Love Shack

3910 W Osborne Ave, Tampa, FL 

ABS/Arcade/Theater

$7 for 12 hours

Open til midnight Sun-Thu

Open all night Fri-Sat 

Adult World

5225 N Lois Ave, Tampa, FL

ABS/Arcade/Theater

$5 single entry for theater or arcade

$10 for both all day with $9 key fob

Open 24/7

Fantasyland I

4715 N Lois Ave, Tampa, FL 33614

ABS/Arcade/Theater

Single guys $25 Mon-Wed, $35 Thu-Sun

Couples $19 Mon-Wed, $25 Thu-Sun

Open 24/7

Fantasyland II

5006 N Grady Ave, Tampa, FL 33614

ABS/Arcade/Theater

Single guys $25 Mon-Wed, $35 Thu-Sun

Couples $19 Mon-Wed, $25 Thu-Sun

Open 24/7

X-Mart Adult Supercenter 

4829 N Lois Ave Ste 6519 Tampa, FL

ABS/Arcade 

Open 24/7

Playhouse Theater

4421 N Hubert Ave, Tampa, FL

PERMANENTLY CLOSED

8th Avenue Exotic Video

18329 US-19, Hudson, FL 

ABS/Arcade/Theater

Single entry $8, all day $10

Open til 10:30 Sun-Thu, 11:30 Fri-Sat

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Doc here once again... A huge thank you goes out to Raygun for a fantastic report, bringing us up to speed on the Tampa adult theater scene post-COVID. FYI, I have updated the adult theater dB based on Raygun's terrific details & findings for you, loyal readers. 

The Playhouse Theater mentioned above is a legendary adult theater.  The Drew Park area of Tampa during World War II was known as Drew Field, a US Army Air Force training and replacement center. The Playhouse was actually the base's movie theater during the war, and after the area was turned back over to the city of Tampa, transitioning to a civilian theater and playhouse. 

Fantasyland I and II should be your first stops in hitting the Tampa scene nowadays. While it is a lot pricier than it used to be, it's facility is still excellent and it's arcade/GH rooms hard to beat. 

Lizardos & Lizardettes, I'm looking for your adult theater reports!  Please send me an e-mail with the who, what, where, when, and how of your visit, and I'll do the rest for you (edit and insert images if you don't submit any with the report). The best part? You get the byline and a cool pen name!  My e-mail is emiliolizardo1@gmail.com . 

Lastly, please Follow me on the Twitter machine!  I'm at @LizardoJournal . 

Thanks,

Doc