Thank you to everyone that made our first party in 15 months
such a rousing success!
As you may have read or heard, we were limited to 100 guests at a time inside The Party Room at 15th Ave for our Grand Re-Opening event. We asked that you arrive early, so we could hand out your admission "golden tickets" to both couples and singles. We knew there would be a big crowd, thus this added check-in step was added.
Everyone WITHOUT EXCEPTION was courteous
& patient while I took temps in the parking lot prior to coming into The
Party Room. Congrats and thank you to everyone who checked in
early, and got a jump start on their fun evening with us!
We saw many long-time regulars make their return to The
Secret Room, and an incredible amount of first-timers. For example, and very
attractive Hispanic Couple got to the facility while I was still setting the
room up for the party. I broke away, gave them a tour, and provided some
hopefully helpful hints on how one should enjoy their first lifestyle party.
By 8:15pm, we had everyone checked in, and The Party Room was
full. As I mentioned to several attendees, it was like a family reunion, minus
the potato salad and most of the clothes.
Speaking of clothes, the outfits on the ladies were
spectacular! Since the only dress code directive was "your sexiest
outfit", it was dealers choice on what to wear. To this seasoned set of
peepers, fishnet dresses were super popular. For example, the female half of an
incredibly fit couple wore a neon yellow fishnet dress that might as well might
have been invisible. A reliable source (OK, me) also saw a large number of sexy
black fishnet on some legendary ladies like Ginger Squirts, Lilly,
Susan, Linda, K&M, R&L, and in red Mr. and Mrs. Taz,
along with too many others to mention.
One couple that arrived early instantly caught The Good
Doctor's eye. They had matching accent colors (a light metallic blue), and that
same hue was the color of her short, sexy wig to boot. This was topped off by a
cute hat, and a blue crop top, black mini shirt, sexy black rimmed glasses, and
fishnets. She volunteered her name...Cheryl. And, there will be
more of the lovely Cheryl to discuss later.
A tip of the hat goes out to the fantastic team we have put
together to make sure the parties run smooth and safe. My partner Bob does a
great job as we check in guests, hand out swag bags, and wrist bands situated.
Our head security man Stephen did yeoman's work Saturday, and deserves a round
of applause.
Behind the BYOB Bar, The Amazing Liz (along with her beau,
Tom Terrific) were hopping all night, assisting with all the BYOB needs! Liz is
THE BEST!
We teased a new enhancement to The Secret Room, and it was
present behind the semi-private screen. This was it's first event, and let's
just say it was broken in properly, and multiple times. This
enhancement will be a Secret Room 2125 party exclusive.
The Sexy Dance Contest returned, and we had 6 super sexy
contestants! They were:
- Kayta -
A sexy first timer wanted to go first, and she set the bar high!
- Linda -
A multiple contest winner, she wasted NO TIME in being the first
contestant to get the coveted "BOOBIES" call out from The Good Doctor.
She's been working on her dancing during lockdown!
- Gia -
The lovely Gia, also a multi-time winner, with her long blonde hair,
incredible body, and stripper pole moves, got the tongues a-waggin'!
- The
aforementioned Cheryl - You could not tell she was a
first time entrant, as her incredible long legs and sexy body prowled the
stage at The Party Room like a kitten. There were boobs. They were fabulous. Her ass
defies a definition.
- Lilly -
No one was craving the re-opening party more than her! We messaged each
other several times during the lockdown, checking to see when this night
would occur. Well Lily, there is a Santa Claus. And his name rhymes with
Proctor Blizardo.
- Ginger
Squirts - The first thing I warned the audience when Ginger
stepped up was to fasten their seatbelts, it was going to be a bumpy ride.
And as always, Ginger delivered. At past parties, Ginger has
been at the epicenter of some incredible scenes, most notably the
"Butt Plug Grenade" incident. This evening, I looked upon the
front row of guests, only a few feet from Ginger. They had no idea they
were potentially in the front row of a Gallagher show, and rain gear would
have been in order. Ginger braced herself against the stripper pole, and
within only a few seconds (and before I could yell out
"INCOMING"), she re-Christened the stage in the unholiest of
scenes. There were innocent bystanders that caught some of the incoming,
and I'm sorry/not sorry.
Big props go out to my good friend Pete (AKA @BoiledinOil), who rushed to assist
with the cleanup of the aftermath of Ginger's dance. You are a good man, sir!
The Top 3 Winners (based on the Lizardo 8000 Applause
Meter) were:
- Cheryl
- Linda
- Gia
Each lady above won a $30 vibrator, and went home with their new best friend. Cheryl picked one out that matched her electric blue outfit!
Regular attendees know that right after the dance
competition/wet t-shirt contest, things get real interesting. Friendships
intensify. Groups get entertained. Pairings occur. And this evening was no
different. If you were not there Saturday night, you have my permission to start kicking yourself in the ass right about now.
Lizardos & Lizardettes, we are back! Let's do it again
this Saturday night (6/12/21) for the Secret Room 2125: CEOs & Office Hoes Party from
8pm til 1am. This time, UNLIMITED SEATING! This is going to be a big one folks!
Girls in sexy and/or sleazy office attire! I cannot wait!
Fetlife Event Announcement: https://fetlife.com/events/995321
Once again, I want to personally thank everyone who hung in there and waited until we were able to safely re-open The Secret Room 2125 to all our loyal friends and guests! You are the best, and it was a pleasure to be your host and MC!
Now, if you don't mind, I need to get the lipstick off my
lab coat.
I hope to see you Saturday!
Thanks,
-Doc
