Doc here with a Quick Note...
New Bells and Whistles
I have just finished reading "Bells and Whistles For Dummies" (from Hudson Press), so I have been motivated to add some b&w to The Journal.
First up was a weekly posting of an audio file, meant as an inspirational moment for you, the good readers of The Journal. Well that feature last 3 weeks before my source for the audio files eliminated access to their embed codes. Thanks jerks.
I have replaced the inspirational moment audio clip with "The Journal's Weekly Motivational Speaker" video clip, courtesy of YouTube (language may be NSFW, but so is the entire Journal). You can find that new feature on the right hand side of The Journal right underneath the other new feature of The Journal: "Alexa Worldwide and USA Website Rankings." Thanks to my good friend and colleague Major Voyeur for the heads up on this analytical tool (Fun factoid: My nickname in high school was "analytical tool").
Please check out these new features of The Journal if you dare.
Request Line Is Open: "First Time" Reports Needed
The Good Doctor is still in need of your "First Time at an Adult Theater" reports. Whether you have contributed to The Journal before or not, the staff here at The Journal (OK, me) is in dire need of more reports of your first time.
So far, we have had 5 quality First Time reports, all from regular contributors. I really need more submissions from the other members of the senior reporting crew, as well as the other contributors to this one-stop-shop for this thing of ours. I know you are out there...
Of the good readers of The Journal, it's now time for you to submit your First Time reports. On average, there are 1,000 unique visitors to The Journal every day. All I am asking for is a 2-4 paragraphs of what your first time at an adult theater was like. Please include the name and location (city is fine) of the theater, as well a pen name you wish to have as your byline.
Please send your submissions to emiliolizardo1@gmail.com, with "First Time" in the subject line. You'll be glad you did!
I now return you back to your regularly scheduled programming.
Thanks,
Doc
