Monday, November 28, 2011

Flash Report! Bob in Biloxi's Weekly Report for 11/26/11

Doc here with this week's report from our good friend and part time lagomorphologist, Bob in Biloxi.

Some have called Bob "The Hugh Hefner of The Gulf Coast", while I call him a damn fine reporter.  Action packed reports, always on deadline, and always cuts to the chase.  What more could a Sicilian internet doctor and editor ask for?

So, without any additional delay or exposition, I present to you Bob in Biloxi and this week's "Cruising The Coast With Bob in Biloxi"...

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Morning Doc,

Greetings from the beautiful Gulf Coast,  Doc and faithful readers! It was a dark and stormy night last evening. I’d like to believe some of the attending couples were suffering from mini cabin fever? Certainly the action was feverish at times.

Bob in Biloxi
During the regular business cycle at our quaint little Gulf Coast Adult Theater in Biloxi, MS, eight couples attended and out of the eight, three ended up playing in some form.

First up was our German Couple, taking care of patrons during the daylight and afternoon hours. Very early evening was a short BBW taking orders on the far left back row. Later on in the late evening, one blonde BBW was getting hammered on the back couch. During this time, what could be described as a porn star, a 20-something hottie wearing a dress with fuck me heels came in and watched the BBW getting pinned to the cushions. She was mainly glancing around at the cock flagging, but didn’t stay but maybe five minutes and then she and her man left. If only she could return some night and put on a show!! That would be a story worth describing in minute detail!

Down at the ABS, at somewhat smoking hot blonde and her man paid admission, and your faithful reporter was first up in the batter’s box. She’s about 5’6 large boobs, wearing blue jeans and a pullover blouse.

They started out with her man massaging her ample chest from behind while she was seated in the chair. She kept watching me through the hole as I was stroking the little soldier to attention. Once there, I slid him through the hole and was rewarded with her warm mouth. She paid attention to detail and soon I heard zippers and the rustling of clothes being removed on the other side. Her mouth never left my cock, so I have to assume he was undressing her as she was coaxing my cock even further.

At any rate, she wound up nude, putting a condom on my cock with her mouth. (what a show off huh?) Followed shortly there afterward with backing her ass up to the hole and proceeding to test the integrity of the fasteners holding the wall in place. I love hearing the squeaking, cracking sounds the wall makes when a woman is slamming her ass against it! Sort of like the sound of high heels clicking on the floor when a woman enters the ABS or Theater, it’s just one of those powerful sounds that arouses! I also love the fact I could hear her moaning on the other side, and I think I was able to give her what she needed!

After letting out a yell and filling the bag with baby batter, I felt/heard the distinctive pop as she pulled off, I felt her remove the condom and gently start sucking my cock clean, then I hear a knock on the wall, as I bent down to the hole, she said thank you! What a girl! No ma’am, thank YOU!! She giggled and said anytime!! Women are so nice, Doc!

That’s it for Saturday, Doc. LSU is headed to the SEC Championship and probably the BCS. I’m drained and smiling, so I think I’ll call up the poor people and see what they are doing next.

Bob

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Doc here again... Another classic from Bob, so thank you sir for another fine effort. 

OK kids, it's time for you to step up to the plate and submit your Flash Report from an adult theater, present or past.  Send your report to Benjarvis Green Lizardo The Good Doctor at emiliolizardo1@gmail.com, and I will edit, format, and even drop in a photo or two.  You get the glory and the byline.

The Journal needs you to participate...

Thanks,
Doc