Monday, March 26, 2012

Flash Report! Bob in Biloxi's Weekly Report for 3/24/12

Doc here with this week's installment of "Cruising The Coast with Bob in Biloxi."  Enjoy kids...

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Hi Doc,

Boring, that was the word for last night on our beautiful Gulf Coast. Three couples in attendance in the Gulf Coast Adult Theater. No one played, nor would this author give it consideration. One female who was a weekend regular for years decided on a whim she needed to get compensated for services from here on out. It’s not working for her, and she got drunk instead.

The next woman was stoic as her man played with her tits, and he finally pulled his cock out. She stroked about four times and he came all over his shirt. After staying in the same seats for over 4hrs they left.  The third couple I won’t describe, because if I can’t say anything nice, I won’t say anything at all.

Yes it was that bad.

Meanwhile down at our newly renovated ABS, zero couples showed until 11:30pm. The male part of the couple went inside. I thought it would be a great time to announce the blue light special, so with an elevated voice (so he could hear me) I asked the clerk if any couples had tried out the new and much improved glory holes. It worked, he paid his fee and went back to check it out. He must have liked what he saw because he exited the building and jumped in his vehicle and they started talking. They talked too long and the place closed. They left.

Nice cool weather last night, gas prices are making trips to play difficult for some people, and let’s hope some will be able to budget play time incursions in the near future. I’m dying to try out the new openings!

Until next weekend Doc...

Bob

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Thanks again to Bob in Biloxi for another timely and acute report!

Doc