The culprit was my brand new router, which will be returned back to Quickie Mart for a full refund. Luckily, I had my old router still at hand, and I got it back up and running, Doc Brown style.
Just in case this happens again, I have a flux capacitor on stand-by.
Thank you for your patience, and I now ask you to remain calm, carry on about your business, and prepare for some filthy adult theater reports. And yes Virginia, there will be dirty photos as well.
Thanks,
Doc
