Attention Portland! Celebrity Sighting!

Portland, Oregon: Have you seen this man?

Yes, Rose City... There is a Bob in Biloxi.  And he is inside you for the next couple of days.  Intrepid Journal scribe, and excellent driver Bob in Biloxi makes his annual pilgrimage to Portland this weekend.  Even Bob needs a break from the beautiful Gulf Coast, and Portland will be his port of call this weekend.

So if you see Bob, tell him Doc says hello.  That is, of course he isn't knee-deep in a lady or two at The Paris Theatre.

Have fun Bob!

-Doc

VOTE! New Poll @ The Journal...

Doc here with a new poll for you, the good readers of The Journal.  Reporter Moaning Lisa brought up an interesting angle in her latest report... Her beginnings in this thing of ours.  That got the old resort waiter's mind going... How about a series of "Beginning" reports from our stable of fine reporters here at The Journal?

This is where I need you... Good idea? Bad idea?  The poll is set up on the right hand side of The Journal.  Cast your vote and be counted.  I don't know about you, but I would love to hear how Brent in Portland got his start, or how Major Voyeur took his first spin at an adult theater.  Maybe Jim & Chris would jump in with their first adult theater adventure.

Please vote, and depending on the results, I will take it from there.  Why? 

Because I'm a giver.

Thanks,
Doc

Blast From The Past: Moaning Lisa's Misspent Youth

Doc here with a nice trip down memory lane with the always naughty Moaning Lisa. Her Blast From The Past is a good one, but don't take my word for it.  You'll see for yourself!

Enjoy...

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Blast From the Past:  The Kenosha Krawl
(memories from my misspent youth…)

Hi Doc!

When J and I were dating, (back in our 20's)  one of our favorite activities was to drive North on 294 to Kenosha, Wisconsin.  Just over the border, there were three ABSs within ten minutes of each other.  We would drive to the furthest one, then make our way back. 

Superb Video was the first stop.  This  small ABS/Head shop is still in business!  Not sure if they have refurnished the place... but back in the day, you were greeted by a vast and colorful array of bongs, pipes, hookahs and one hitters… for your “tobacco”.  They also had a limited selection of glossy magazines and VHS tapes. 

All our favorite "actors": Amber Lynn, Traci Lords, Sharon Mitchell and Nina Hartley were displayed  neatly on the shelves.  In the back of the store there were a few booths that sometimes had glory holes, and sometimes didn't...(depending on whether it was an election year?) 

My favorite sport at this ABS was to wear a really short skirt and flash the guys by the booths as I perused the magazines & videos. I would get so wet watching them rub their cocks through their pants... Occasionally they would pull it out and give me a real show!

The next stop was a great store called Crossroads.  This place was almost always busy.  It had an extensive selection of toys, and were the first to carry the new Cyberskin toys...so cool!!

The arcade at this store was larger than Supreme Video, with booths that had either no doors or short doors, so it was excellent for both exhibitionists and voyeurs!  J and I did much more showing off and watching (rather than interacting) back then.  I know, it's hard to believe I was shy... (ed. note: I'm not buying it.)

To end the evening, we would go to Odyssey. This was the largest if the three stores.  They had a huge selection of everything:  toys, movies, lingerie, BDSM leather stuff and magazines (we had to pick up the recent copy of Amateurs in Action or Cocoa and Creme to enjoy at home).

They also had a large arcade in back, which often had glory holes.  One night we were in a booth, viewing a classic John Leslie film *draws breath in through teeth* and noticed a guy watching us through the GH.  When we left, he followed us out to the parking lot, and coerced us to come back in and play a little longer.  I ended up sucking both him and J at the same time... Thus began my desire for having more than one cock at a time...

I guess you could say that Kenosha was where I went to school for this thing of ours...I will be sharing more of my "studies" and "post graduate work" in the future!

Academically Yours,
Moaning Lisa

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Doc here again... This Blast From The Past from the lovely Moaning Lisa has got me thinking... Would there be interest out there in a series from our regular reporters here at The Journal on how they began in this thing of ours?   I have put up a new poll asking that question on the right hand side of The Journal's home page.  If the repsonse is good, I will send out a request to the entire pool of Journal scribes asking for their start.  It'll be like "Batman Begins", except Liam Neeson won't be involved in our training.

Thanks to Moaning Lisa for a great report, and for stimulating the old Doctor's brain (among other things).

Thanks,
Doc

Couples Flash Report! Eros Theater in Colorado Springs by Jim & Chris

Doc here with a GREAT Couples Flash Report from regular contributors, Jim & Chris.  This report focuses on the Eros Theater in Colorado Springs, CO., and is accompanied by a terrific photo taken during this encounter.

So without further delay, here are Jim & Chris, and their HOT report:

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Hey Doc,

Just letting you know what my wife did a few weeks ago with her bull.  My wife has been seeing a BBC for about a year and the last time we hooked up with him, he decided he wanted to take my wife to a xxx theater for some fun.  I've always enjoyed taking my wife to theaters and bookstores and always promote her playing with others.  Since she now has a steady bull using her and me enjoying xxx theaters, it seems perfect that he take her to have fun.  She was dress in garter, hose, heels and a button up the front dress, no panties, no bra.  She's called him and told him we'd meet him inside The Eros Theater, 519 S Tejon St in Colorado Springs, CO.

We bought a ticket and went in and sat in the last row with a large open space behind us.   There were 3 other guys already there sitting throughout the place. It holds about 50 people and there are two large speaker boxes along the side walls that are just the right height for someone bent over to lean on.

Eros Theater, Co. Springs

We were there about 10 minutes when her bull came in and sat besides her, her between us, him on the aisle.  They kissed and quietly chatted.  After a few minutes of making out, with me sitting besides them the other guys were noticing.  Hard not to when a guy walks in , sits next to a couple and starts kissing.

Within minutes she was undoing the buttons on her dress, letting him start feeling her tits.   All the time whispering to each other and kissing.  One guy moved across the aisle and one in front of my wife to watch them play.  She handed me our camera and told me to take some pictures.  I moved over one chair to frame them into the picture and watched them.  He soon stood up and dropped his pants, pulled out his dick and moved in front of her.  She started sucking his dick and playing with his balls.   Getting him close to cumming, he stopped her and said something. 

Chris and her "Bull"

They moved to one of the boxes along a wall and she took her dress off, threw it at me and told me to hang on to it.  He bent her over the box and started fucking her doggy style.  All the guys watching and jacking off.   It wasn't soon when he told her he wanted to finish up in our hotel room, but first he wanted to do some things.  They told me to grab her clothes and follow them. 

They went to the front of the theater in front of the screen where she got on her knew and proceeded to give him a blow job.   After getting him close again, he stood her up, she put her dress on and we went into the bookstore.  He took her to the clerk and told her to open her dress and show the clerk. She did and he moved around from behind the counter and felt my wife's tits and pussy. A minute or two later, she buttoned up, we left and went to our room to finish, but that's a different blog story. 

He plans on taking her again soon and I hope with more fun with other guys.  I love my wife playing in adult theaters and her bull has just added a new touch.

From a voyeur and happy husband,
Jim

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Doc here again... This report from Jim and Chris had it all, including documentation of the actual fun inside the theater.  Terrific job Jim and Chris, and we will be looking forward to the next report from you.  And keep up with the pics too! 

Do you have an adult theater report?  just e-mail Lon Chaney The Good Doctor at emiliolizardo1@gmail.com. I will edit, format, and drop in a few pics for good measure.  You supply the report, and get the glory.  I need reports in a bad way, so it's your turn to help The Good Doctor out.

Thanks,
Doc

Flash Report! Halloween Meets Mother Nature (or Sweater Puppies Come Out In The Snow)

Doc here with another entry in the ship's log from our good friend, that old seadog himself, The Captain.

Now was the weather on his side this past weekend?  Was he wearing his new "Dora The Explorer" costume? Or did he pull out his Captain Ahab outfit (complete with wooden leg) for the sixth straight year?

All the questions will be answered in the following report... Here is The Captain, dropping anchor (and trou) at Adult World in Rensselaer, NY.

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Ahoy Doc,

Halloween weekend, a swingers paradise, collided with mother nature dropping a snowstorm on the northeast this weekend. This disrupted many of the swingers parties planned throughout the area. How does this make a field report your might ask? Read on weary travelers!

The Halloween weekend swingers parties are often the most fun and well attended parties of the year, with possibly the exception of New Years Eve. Couples sign up months in advance and plan out there sexiest costumes and fantasies. Anonymous sex is even more anonymous with a mask on! What could be hotter?

So what happens when a sudden October snowstorm throws a wrench in the plans after a months long buildup? Couples have to let it out somewhere, and the theaters get a little bump in traffic, with this in mind the Captain took a long overdue shore leave and headed over to Adult World on Rt 9&20 in Rensselaer NY (right across from downtown Albany).

Not the real woman,
but a look-a-like

The Captain was in the theater watching the comings and goings for a while when he heard the distinctive clicking of heels on the tile floor in the booth area. While my ears perked up, I listened for more evidence before giving up my seat in the small theater, as the beautiful and heavily tattooed staff member on duty Sunday at the front counter  was also wearing heels. A few minutes later I heard the distinctive female giggle and my ears zeroed in on the booth area again. Sure enough we had a live one!

I made a hasty trip out the theater door and around the corner to booths area and was the only one besides the couple in the booth. They were in one of the buddy booths, where the glass can be fogged or cleared by each booth occupant's consent. I entered the adjoining booth and put a bill in the machine and clicked the button hoping they had done the same on the other side, I was initially disappointed when the glass remained fogged. The couple was undressing, kissing and flipping channels to make a selection of their liking. They continued to kiss and finish undressing each other. He was asking if she was getting turned and she said yes, how did you know about this place? She admitted to never having done this before and was getting very turned on. I could see their shadows through the Plexiglas as the groped each other and pressed her beautiful curves against it.

He then said watch this, and clicked the buddy booth button clearing the glass. The Captain was treated to a sight!  A beautiful blonde, 40's, large C cup breasts, smooth skin, and a beautiful ass. Her head was in his chest and he smiled as my jaw dropped upon seeing her. (The pics are VERY representative of what my eyes beheld, but are not the actual couple). They continued kissing each other and he whispered to her that someone was watching them and she tensed up and started to turn around and stopped, not wanting to see if it was someone she knew. Thankfully we were strangers.

He then clicked the buddy booth and the show was over. Or so they thought. Being an experienced sea-goer this salty Captain knows a few tricks. There is a small crack where the framing for the buddy booths is and just so happens to line up with a crack on the other side. I could only see from the waist up through the crack but it was plenty to continue to build the excitement for me. She went down on him again and while I couldn't see anything but her head bobbing, I could hear the slurping noises and see his eyes rolling back in his head as she went to town. They abruptly stopped and he told her to get dressed and said I want to undress you and show you off in the theater. (yep, finally getting to the theater report!).

The went into the theater and went right to the front row where he unbuttoned her top, and the sweater puppies were on full display. Beautiful creamy skin, full roundness and pencil erasers for nipples. He played with her breasts for a bit as those of us in the theater repositioned ourselves for a better view and started yanking our cranks in appreciation.

They kissed and he played with her breasts for a while and treated us to a nice show, but sadly returned to the booth to finish their early afternoon escapade. At this point the Captain was spent and stayed in the theater listening to her muffled groans building up to the final intense grunts of a job well done.

The Captain has a feeling in his moustache about this lady,  that she'll be back and continue her theater de-virginizing soon.

The Captain

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Doc here again... The old seadog we know as The Captain always finds trouble, no matter what port he slides the Wally Power Yacht into... Thank you sir for another great report!

Do you have an adult theater report?  Good, because I need them...BAD.  Just send your report to Marlin Perkins The Good Doctor @ emiliolizardo1@gmail.com. I will edit, format, create a custom logo for you (after 2 reports), and best of all, you get the byline and the glory.

Hop on the Lizardo train...

Thanks,
Doc

Flash Report! Eye of The Eagle Reports from The REDACTED Adult Theater

Doc here with a GREAT Flash Report from long time contributor to The Journal of Adult Theaters, Eye of the Eagle.

Eye of the Eagle's home turf is the Midwest... Home to some of the most Draconian adult business laws in the country.  Certain states like Illinois have very friendly laws in regard to this thing of ours.  Others do not.

And that is where you might find Eye of the Eagle... But has that stopped this intrepid reporter?  No way.

I suggest you sit back, throw another log on the fireplace, and gather around Eye of The Eagle for his tale from the REDACTED Adult Theater.

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Hey Doc,

Been awhile since I've reported from the Midwestern adult theatre scene. Due to the situation here the action has slowed to a crawl. It's still there, but couples have been reluctant to "let loose" like they used to. Patience has been the key to having fun and Friday night can still produce some action. In this case, no patience was needed.

I almost always arrive at the theatre around 7:30, talk for a bit with the crew and anyone else that is hanging around the lobby. If the "couples only" sign is on the designated theatre door I know there is a possibility that a horny pair might be there. Since I saw no sign I didn't bother to ask who might be in attendance. After a few minutes of idle chit-chat, the guy at the counter told me there was a couple there. He added that they were in the singles theatre.

I quickly went into the room and saw what seemed to be a single female, around 45 sitting alone on the love seat. Two other guys were there, one watching the movie and stroking his cock, the other guy didn't seem too interested in anything.

I sat down on the empty couch and greeted the lady, who immediately asked if I was interested in sitting with her. Hell ya!!!!! She was around 45, small BBW, in a loose fitting dress that indicated she was not there to observe. I sat next to her and she explained that her hubby, the guy stroking his meat, loved to jerk off while she sucked cock. It was then that she showed me a small hand towel that she brought to, as she put it, "Clean up the mess that might be on my chin." (ed note: This could be the quote of the year so far at The Journal)

Seeing that  there was no need to rush, we chatted for a bit until she asked if she could see my cock. She unzipped me, took it out, and I slid my jean down to my knees. Leaning back she slid the top of her dress down and revealed a nice pair of D's that she "thought you might want to play with these while I play with this." Her hand found my semi-hard cock and she slowly stroked me while I fondled those nice titties. As soon as I was fully erect, she looked across at her husband who just nodded and that was when she dropped her head to my lap and took it all the way down her throat.

She was in absolutely no hurry to get me to bust a nut. Occasionally she would stop sucking and stroke me gently while she watched her hubby stroke. Alternating between the soft caress of her tongue and her hand for about 10 minutes, she finally asked me if I wanted to nut I was ready. Believe me, I was ready.

Her hand gripped the base of my manhood and she took me all the way in her mouth. When she started to roll her tongue around the head as she stoked...I was done. My first squirt went into her mouth, she pulled her head back and watched as I shot into the air, then dribbled down the shaft and onto my balls. She stoked me gently until I started to soften. Glancing over at Hubby, he was still stroking.

She took her hand towel and almost ceremoniously wiped her mouth and chin. She also cleaned up the mess on me and put the towel in a small bag she had brought long. I excused myself after compliments and thanks, and went outside to have the traditional post-BJ smoke. Just then an old regular that is one of the really good guys I've met there pulled up and I told him what was going on.

When I finished my smoke I returned to the theatre to see what was happening. It was like dejavu all over again. My buddy got his rocks off. I'm not sure if Hubby ever unloaded.

Eye

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Doc here again...Thanks to Eye of the Eagle for another great report from across the plains of the Midwest.  We are looking forward to more to come from you, sir.

Do you have an adult theater report?  Good, because I need them...Bad.  Just e-mail Blinky The Magician The Good Doctor at emiliolizardo1@gmail.com, and I will set you up, big time.  I will edit, format, and drop in a few pics... You supply the report, and you get the byline and the glory.

So what are you waiting for? 

Thanks,
Doc

Flash Report: Bob in Biloxi's Weekly Report - Halloween Edition

Doc here with this week's "Cruising The Coast with Bob in Biloxi".

This week it seems that Bob has hit a bit of a speed bump in terms of the lucky streak he has been on at the Gulf Coast Adult Theater, as well as the ABS down the street.

So here is our good friend Bob, and his weekly report...

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Hey Doc,

Very chilly here on the beautiful Gulf Coast, so maybe that’s why only 6 couples showed last night. Of those 6, three were playing. I didn’t get involved as none peeked my interest. One of the ladies was having a blast, she fucked 3 guys and sucked 7 off. The other playing couple was taking donations and one was offered up, so she got busy. No couples at all down at the ABS, there was however, a “happy fella” convention. The holes haven’t been modified yet so that’s a draw back hopefully remedied when I return from Portland.

Bob in Biloxi

Friday night at the theater, (and one reason I don’t go on Friday) one of the patrons told me a pretty good looking couple came in. As they started getting busy one tall black fellow that had been on his knees the entire time he was there, suddenly bounded up and rushed over to the couple and started pawing her. Needless to say, that killed the action for them and others, the couple left and the confused fellow returned to his knees.

Several people were thinking out loud when they were telling me this, I interrupted them with a reason he would do something like that. My reasoning is that she was (in his so-called mind) competing with him on the cock gathering and he didn’t like it. Several people I talked to that were there said she was crying outside. There is absolutely no plausible explanation for this fellows action and he should have been banned. The clerk wasn’t informed until well after they left, and didn’t know this individual was being the pain in the ass until after he left. I also blame the other patrons for not coming forth and informing the clerk this was happening. But they will be the first to start whining there are no couples in the place.

Now I‘m all in favor of electro shock treatment for people like this, if only someone could invent one of those “phasers” like they had on Star Trek set to stun? Behavior modification at its best I say! The theater used to have a collection of individuals that had no manners at all, slowly the management is weeding them out and banning those folks for life, but their job is made much harder if no one speaks up and brings this to their attention. (Ed note: I could not agree more, Bob!  If there is a problem or issue, take the bull by it's horns and report them to the staff).

Leaving for Portland Wednesday Doc... Due in around 8:30pm weather permitting, so no Coast report next weekend. Haven’t heard from Brent, hope to run into him at the Paris and catch up.

Bob

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Doc here again... Good luck in Portland next weekend!  Here is a little known factoid: Last Halloween weekend, I was in Portland and found out so was Bob.  However, we kept missing each other and never had a chance to meet.  The one thing we did agree on is that Halloween weekend is not a good weekend for adult theater sex.  Why?  It's amateur night.  The code of conduct is thrown out the window by the inexperienced and the drunk.  The vibe is one of novelty, not one of sexuality.  I will have an article later in the week of several examples of bad behavior at adult theaters across the country this past weekend.

Safe travels Bob!  Hopefully you will connect with Brent, and tag team the reports from Portland and The Paris Theatre.

Thanks,
Doc

Reminder: Laney-Ween Starts Today @ Noon at CTs in Gary, IN

It's Laney-Ween at CTs in Gary, IN!

Doc here with an announcement from our good friend, Laney from Texas. She will be making visits to CTs Adult Theater, 4620 Industrial Highway in Gary, IN starting 10/31 through 11/3/11. She will be doing NOONERS ONLY. No evening appearances.

Those of you who have seen Laney before know she is insatiable and hungry for all the cock she can get. Still don't believe me? Then check out these pics of Laney @ CTs:

Costumes will be optional for Laney... ENJOY!

Doc

Flash Report! "The floyd is Back in Town - Part II" - Daytime Fun @ The Paris Theatre

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UPDATED! Coming Attraction to The Downtown Adult Cinema in Akron: JS & Wife Visiting Saturday 10/29/11

UPDATED! 10/28/11 @ 12 Noon: JS has requested that anyone who is planning of joining them Saturday morning in Akron's Downtown Adult Cinema, or has feedback from the visit, are welcome to contact this hot couple.  They can be reached at jonsimpson08@yahoo.com.

Doc here with a Coming Attraction for those of you dedicated to this thing of ours in the Akron, Ohio area.  Here are the details of the visit, courtesy of new contributor, JS:

Location:
The Downtown Adult Cinema
44 S. Case Ave,
Akron, OH

Day:
Saturday October 29th, 2011

Time:
Arriving between 9:30 and 10am

Notes from JS on the Visit:

Hello Doc,

First time contributor to your blog. I am an avid reader and appreciate the time you put in with this.

This coming Saturday (10/29) my wife and I plan to visit the Akron Cinema on Case Avenue. I have been there a few times before and this will be her first visit.  We have talked about it for some time, and I think she is ready to attend. It will be a morning visit, as we will be passing through Akron on our way to visit friends. We will be traveling in from Columbus and plan to arrive at the theater between 9:30 and 10:00 am and stay for a few hours if all goes well.

I hope the guys aren't pushy since she is pretty nervous about this outing. We ask that all guys be courteous. I don't know her limits: we might just play, or she may be open to more.  If any other couples or women are available to attend, that may help her nerves.

We are both in our mid-30's. She is a small thing: 5'1"...105 pounds but packs a good punch.

Thanks,
JS

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Doc here again... I hope all the guys who are lucky enough to attend on Saturday morning are kind and courteous to this terrific couple.  As always, remember your fundamentals...Be patient and good things might happen.  Be too pushy, and good things will disappear. For good...  Hopefully another couple or two will also attend, and make this a nice distraction from the usual Saturday morning cartoons.

If you go see them at the Downtown Adult Cinema, tell JS and The Mrs. "Hello from Doc".

Bottom line: Treat this couple with the respect they deserve, and who knows what may in your future.

Thanks,
Doc