A Few Minutes With Dr. Emilio - Thanksgiving Edition

When we last left The Good Doctor, he was peering through the window port of a large sea vessel... It was the Law of the Sea, they said. Civilization ends at the waterline. Beyond that, we all enter the food chain, and not always right on top.

Good day to you, and to all the ships at sea...This is a short and sweet A Few Minutes with Dr. Emilio.  This Thanksgiving Edition has a lead story, a few adult theater related news nuggets, and lastly a photo of The Good Doctor in a public place.  Just as always.

Let's get started, shall we?

"First Time at an Adult Theater" Series

Starting Monday, November 21, The Journal will begin it's new series "First Time at an Adult Theater". This series, in response to a recently completed poll of whether you, the good readers of The Journal, would like to read about the first times of your favorite reporters here at The Journal. 

The criteria is pretty simple:  If you have had a report published here at The Journal in the last 2 years, I would ask that you send to me either A) a short report on your first time, or B) a fully detailed report on the first HOT evening your had inside an adult theater.  The facts to fit into your report are the 5 W's: Who, What, Where, When, and Why (was it memorable). 

I would have sent out an e-mail to every contributor asking the same question, but I have a turkey to prepare for the entire Lizardo clan, and time is an issue.

There are now 50+ unique reporters that have contributed to The Journal... Let's hear from you!  And soon please.  As always, I will edit and format the reports, and drop in a photo or two.  Just send the report into me as always at emiliolizardo1@gmail.com. Please put "First Time" in the subject line.

Kicking this series off will be our International Woman of Mystery,  and regular contributor, Katie X from the UK.  I finished editing the report this afternoon, and it may be the hottest adult theater report I have ever read.  I am dead serious! I also was lucky enough to find a photo of the adult theater this first experience took place in (in Melbourne, Australia no less). It is an incredible story, and it is fitting to have it lead off this series.

Second up is the poet laureate of this thing of ours, Brent in Portland.  You are third.

So to all the regular reporters (senior and contributing flavors), please send in your first experiences to The Good Doctor.  98% of the poll respondents want to see your reports.   My goal is to have 2-3 per week, through the end of the year.  And yes, I am working on mine.

Thanks in advance.

• Response to Dr. Emilio's Adult Theater Database has been tremendous!  I have picked up reports that have talked about how info gathered from the dB has helped them find an adult theater.  Here is an example from Joyus, one of the naughtiest of the naughty in Portland: "Well, I stopped in at the Cinema Arts in Bay City Michigan. The place was listed on the Good Dr's site". I could not be happier that the dB is being put to good use! 
• Updates to Dr. Emilio's Adult Theater Database take place as frequently as 2-3 times a week! When new information hits The Good Doctor's desk (just to the left of my Bloody Mary), I will enter the info into the dB, and highlight that entry in blue.  That lets you know that the info is new to the dB, or that there has been a change to that theater's entry.  Other adult theater databases out there hardly ever get updated... But The Good Doctor's dB gets updated every few days.  Check it out HERE.  Thanks.
• Over the Halloween weekend across this thing of ours (which is the equivalent of people who don't drink getting smashed on New Years Eve), the behavior of many guys inside adult theaters was deplorable.  I got bad reports from Portland, Melrose Park, Atlanta, & Biloxi, and I'm sure there were more that never got reported.  C'mon guys... You can do better!  Start acting appropriately with couples at adult theaters.  One experienced couple I know (P&F) were so put off by this behavior, they almost quit the scene entirely.  Shape up guys, otherwise couples will find other places to party.
• The Journal passed a  quarter of a million unique visitors total yesterday (11/19)!  That is mind boggling to The Good Doctor, and I want to say thanks to you, the good readers of The Journal.  We are on track to pass 1 million page views sometime in February.  I'll bring the party hats, you bring the noisemakers.
• I need more Flash Reports in a big way!  Last week, between Tuesday and Thursday, NOTHING came across the news desk. Zero. Zip. Nada. If reports stop coming in, then it will be time for The Good Doctor to fold his internet tent.  So send in a report...Even if it short and sweet.  Any info is good info in this thing of ours.  Send them into me HERE.
• Coming soon to The Journal: A 5-Star Miami Flash Report from senior reporter, The Captain, Katie X's "First Time" report, Brent's "First Time" report, and sometime before the end of the year, The Good Doctor's detailed article on the 42nd Street adult theater scene in NYC from the 70's through it's demise in the early 90's. 
• Get well wishes to regular reporter and Birthday Girl, Moaning Lisa!
• This past week Missouri elected to keep it's draconian adult business laws in place, defeating an appeal by the owners of several adult business in the state.  I will publish a report from Missouri-based reporter Eye of the Eagle this week which contain much more detail.
• Lastly, in case you have not tried it, I have dropped in a weekly sound file on The Journal that functions as a daily affirmation for this thing of ours.  It's located right under the Poll Box.

Keep the reports coming in folks, and to the regular reporters out there, please send in your First Time reports.

Thanks,
Doc

Flash Report! Bob in Biloxi's Weekly Report for 11/19/11

Doc here with our good friend, Bob in Biloxi, and his weekly report from the beautiful Gulf Coast.  It's the weekend before Thanksgiving, and will that mean busier than usual, or slower than usual at the Gulf Coast Adult Theater or the ABS down the street?

Here is Bob with all your answers, plus a sure winner of a stuffing recipe for Thanksgiving...

Here's Bob!

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Hi Doc,

Two words would describe our beautiful Gulf Coast action this Saturday night, Dead, Dead. OK, granted that’s one word repeated, but nails it perfectly on the head.

At the theater, our German couple was in full on mode, so not a complete waste of time to the several partakers in attendance.

Bob in Biloxi

At the ABS our cute little English Professor lady was taking on all cummer’s at the hole, she gives incredible head, thank you dear.  Otherwise, it was the “happy fellas” that ran the show last night. Stark difference from the Mecca (Portland), where your head is on a swivel most of the time.

The problem you ask? I don’t know, one fellow said it was the end of month, another said it was the impeding holidays, but one thing is for sure, the weather was perfect!

On a sad note, of the two couples in attendance, especially at the ABS, one idiot was constantly knocking on the door and pulling the door knob, then started griping because I took too long. Then stayed in the same booth for almost an hour!! Fuck him. He’s the type that wants their phone number, name, where they’re from and a time he can meet them again. He’s one of the pain in ass people I talk about from time to time, but that couldn’t have anything to do with couples not returning, nah, that couldn’t be it? After he left the couple blocked the hole and left shortly afterward.

Maybe someone could write a book about theaters/ABS, and the couples that come to places like this. They are not usually looking to fall in love, they want to get their freak on and disappear afterward, and still remain somewhat anonymous. Some guys, (like this one) still fail to grasp that concept.

If a lady has talent, it doesn’t take me long at all for her to have her way with me. If she doesn’t, but is still trying we will get there evidently. But knocking on and trying to pull the door off the hinges will not assist me in vacating the booth early. Sorry, that’s just the way the cookie crumbles.

There is always next weekend Doc, and not a damn thing on TV anyway. Maybe the ladies will want to work off some of Thursday’s turkey?? Stay tuned.

Bob

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Doc here again... OK, I was lying about the stuffing recipe.  However, I have it on good authority that Bob indeed has a very good stuffing recipe.  Besides the stuffing, thanks again to Bob for his outstanding work every week in getting his report into The Good Doctor.  Good, bad, or indifferent, he is Johnny on the Spot with all things Gulf Coast.

Do you have an adult theater report?  Good, because I barely received ANY reports last week.  Just send your report to Dr. Oz The Good Doctor at emiliolizardo1@gmail.com. I will edit and format your report for you, and you get the byline and the glory.

Now pass the stuffing please.

Thanks,
Doc

Flash! Quick Hitter Report By The Back Row Reporter @ CTs in Gary

Doc here with a Quick Hitter on a recent visit to CTs Adult Theater in Gary, Indiana by the very naughty Purepleasure.  Regular Journal scribe The Back Row Reporter was on hand to capture the events, and sent along this quick hitting report.

Enjoy!

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The guys at CTs Adult Theater had another great time with PurePleasure back on 11/11/11.  She and her hubby had posted for a 9pm arrival but weren't able to make it there until around midnight.  By that time many of the guys had departed.  But this is one time I'm glad I was patient.  PurePleasure began with blowjobs and and one guy in particular gave her a real blast.  He covered her boobs with jizz.  After a little cleanup, PP continued to give blowjobs and she fucked a few guys on the table.  They didn't stay long but she left all the guys who were there happy.  Let's hope we see PP again before the New Year.

BRR

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Doc here again.  I have seen PurePleasure in action before, and she does an excellent job at keeping the troops entertained and drained.  If you get a chance to see her at an adult theater, you won't forget her anytime soon.  Thanks again to The Back Row Reporter.

The Journal NEEDS your adult theater reports.  Just send them along to emiliolizardo1@gmail.com, and The Good Doctor will do the rest.  You get the byline and the glory.

Try it!

Thanks,
Doc

Coming Attraction! Velvet Skye at Swing Shift Theater in Richmond Hill, Ontario Canada This Sunday 11/20/11! (w/5 PICS)

Doc here with a message from our good friend and Canada's greatest natural resource, Velvet Skye.  Velvet will be making one her special visits to Swing Shift Theatre in Richmond Hill (a suburb of Toronto) Ontario on Sunday afternoon (address info located in the Dr. Emilio's Adult Theater Database HERE).

Here is her message...

Hey Doc... Swing Shift this Sunday 1-3PM. Glory hole fun!  xoxo

If this enticing message isn't enough to get your ass to Swing Shift Theatre, then here is a mini-gallery of pics of the extraordinary Velvet Skye (click on the images to ENLARGE):

Make sure you check out Velvet's website http://www.velvetskye.tv/

Tell her "Doc says hello"...

Have fun,
Doc

Flash Coming Attraction! WisWife4Use @ CTs Adult Theater in Gary Saturday 11/19 (w/PIC)

Doc here with a Coming Attraction for tomorrow night, Saturday November 19th @ CTs Adult Theater in Gary, IN.

Here is the Back Row Reporter with all the details!

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Well, the very hot WISWIFE4USE may be coming back to CTs and she's looking for lots of men for a non-stop 3hr fucking.  I reported on this very hot milf back in August.  I believe it was in the doc's blog here dated 08/14/11.  The is one sexy bbw milf.  If anyone saw her the last time at CTs, then I'm sure they will be back to see her again.  I saw her then but did not get to partake in the fun that night.  So I'm really excited about the chance to see her this upcoming weekend. 

I'm asking The Good Doctor to post this information on his site to encourage as many guys to show up so we can show this hottie a great time.  Below is the posting from CT's site.

Link to CT message posting from "wiswife4use" for members of the group.
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/CTsPlayClub1/message/15781

CT Posting from "wiswife4use"
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If I cum to CT's this Saturday night (11/19/11) will I get a lot of guys to play
with?
or is this just too short of notice for me to get a crowd of men?
I would love it if I could get enough men to have sex with none stop for at
least 3 hours..or am i just in a dream world.
I will be driving from 6 hours away, and would like to also repeat on Sunday.
It is just to far to drive for a poor turn out or for only one night....
let me know guys if you think i will be disappointed and should wait until a
known large number of horny will be there....

Horny, but can wait if needed
sharon

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Doc here again... Guys, do not miss this opportunity to spend some quality time with WisWife4Use.  I have seen her in action, and she is an Energizer Bunny.  Plus, she usually is wearing a hot outfit to go along with the evening's festivities.  Thanksgiving comes early to CTs in Gary.

Thanks again to The Back Row Reporter for the head's up!

Have fun!

Doc

Flash Report! Darkangel Returns To Theater X Near Hawthorne, FL (w/PICS!)

Doc here with the next edition of Darkangel Digest.  Darkangel has returned to Theater X near Hawthorne, FL, and she is gearing up for more monkey business.

Here is Darkangel...And yes, the pics are the REAL Darkangel.

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We returned Sunday 10/30/2011 to Theater X to see that there was a nice crowd of cars in the parking lot @ 8:00pm.

We went into the ABS and we were greeted by a young man (Chris)  behind the counter. We exchanged pleasantries and  I inquired about a product we had found out west. As I wandered toward the item,  M and Chris chatted as they walked over to where I was standing. We all talked and introduced ourselves and shared personal information of our lives. I flirted, smiled, and he did the same as we walked around the store.

Theater X (near Hawthorne, FL)
Details in the Adult Theater dB

I ventured off away from them about that time as I heard the theater door close. I turned & saw a fair skinned man with light reddish hair. We made eye contact and smiled at each other for several seconds and then he then returned to the theater. I figured that he was leaving and changed his mind.  I should add I was wearing CFM shoes a short skirt, a button down semi-sheer white top with a black sheer bra on underneath.

In my mind, I figured he was going back hoping to get lucky and maybe even let the others know there was a couple that may be cumming in the theater. Very shortly thereafter we were ready to go into the theater (I told M about the eye contact I had with this man as we ventured thru the door into the theater).

We stepped around the end of the short hall and WOW,  we were so pleasantly surprised “red” was seated next to a petite Asian woman. They were in their early 30s and, there was a man that looked to be with the couple and seemed to be on his way out (as he was pulling up his trousers and left). This left us, the couple, and about, oh, 4 other single guys in the room. I did notice it was not as full as I thought it would be. The glory holes must have been pretty busy.

We sat down at the back wall near the entrance. The couple got up and were leaving, but red was assuring us they were returning, as they needed a break and fresh air. He guided wife by the arm (it seemed she had a few drinks - Oh I remember the first time we planned a trip and I also had to settle my nerves).

Then, all of a sudden a woman's head pops up from the row in front of us. She had been down in her hubby's lap... Mmm.  She sat up and took a breather and her man started sucking her nipples (WOW two nights in a row and two couples each night!)  The young couple (red) returned and sat next to us and he commented to his wife about the size of my tits :)  We heard the door open, and everyone covered up while in came a black man in his mid 40s.  I guess we all had a look of "oh shit who's here?", as he instantly put his hand down and started rubbing his cock thru his pants putting everyone at ease.

We all started playing again, as M reached up my skirt and rubbing my clit. "Red" laid his wife down on the couch with her head up against the back cushion and her body laying so her butt was at the edge (she was petite as I mentioned earlier) with her dark nylon legs open wide beyond the width of  her shoulders. She had black CFMs up in the air as "Red" started fucking her. The couple in front had pulled her top off and her man standing as she sucked his cock and played with her tits.  M looked at me & said "Honey suck your  nipple" which of course I did!

Red and his wife were watching along with all but one of the single guys (they all commented a few times how hot I was sucking my nipple). The one man not watching us was getting up close with the other couple, and wife #2 looked at her hubby to get his approval then started sucking the strangers cock. So Red is still thrusting harder...yet harder, harder even again as he was so turned on by his surroundings. M and I watching them as the guys were all watching the four of us. M asked Red if he wanted to feel my tits as he was dirty talking to his wife. Red then asked M to run his hand up his wife's leg until they both exploded with the sounds of cumming to a wonderful fuck session.

The other 3 had finished up and got dressed and left but the four of us while we were still HARD at it. M stood up and I was sucking his cock and Red asked if his wife could feel my tits. M had me kneel on the couch with my tits on the arm leaving my ass up in the air. M couldn't resist and had to raise my skirt to expose my ass in white panties to the guys watching. I was enjoying Red and his wife playing with my tits and hubby pulled my panties to the side and was rubbing my wet pussy for the guys.

Red asked his wife if she wanted to suck my nipples... She looked at me and how could I resist? I told her please do and this went on for maybe 10 to 15 minutes and M moved around the side of me and started finger fucking Reds wife as Red now was sucking my tits.

We needed to take a break and go outside for some air and water. Red and his sexy young wife said good bye while outside, leaving me the only woman to return to the theater.  As we walked back in, the guys turned and looked a little disappointed with just us returning to the theater. M and I sat back down and I said to him I want to suck some cock tonight. With that, 4 out of 5 guys were smiling again! As I looked up at the closest guy and asked "do you want your cock sucked?", he pulled his cock out and I took him deep in my mouth sucking from tip to base. It wasn't long and he shot all over my tits Mmmm! So warm! I worked through each one with the young black man being the last. He was as long as M but a little thicker and damn he gave my mouth a work out! I did win in the end however, as he drained himself onto my tits.

My what a night, and what a coating I got! It was now 10:30pm and they close at 11pm on Sunday, so the 3 of us sat back and I regained my composure. We talked with S, and found he was retiring from the Navy in 2 weeks and in a couple of months would be leaving to head out West. He asked if we would be back soon and M told him we hoped to be back in 2 weeks.  He said he would try his best to get back when we did and thanked us and we left for the night.

M and I drove back to our motel, and with cum still covering my tits and belly M told me to get on the bed ass up head down and proceed to literally fuck the snot out of me doggie style until we both collapsed on the bed. 

OH WHAT A NIGHT!

Hard Nipple Hugs Good Doctor,

Darkangel

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Doc here again... Thanks again to the very naughty Darkangel and another great encounter in the dirty South!  We have had more reports about Theater X than any other adult theater in the past month.  This under-the-radar theater is now getting some much deserved attention, and hopefully more couples will follow Darkangel's lead and attend regularly.

On a separate note, you may have noticed that there were no reports from Monday until today.  The reason is that I had no reports to publish.  NONE.  This was a first...  The Journal exists to provide a forum for you, the good readers of The Journal, to submit and share your adult theater visits from past or present.  Without reports from you, this blog will be pretty quiet. Please help me justify the hard work and time put into The Journal by sending in your experiences, reviews, and reports.

So pretty please... Submit your reports to The Good Doctor at emiliolizardo1@gmail.com. I will happily edit and format your reports, and you get the byline and the glory. 

Thanks,
Doc

Flash Report! Deja Vu Theatre in Ontario, CA by Dark Knight

Doc here with another new reporter here at The Journal, Dark Knight.  No, this isn't the caped crusader.  He is a veteran of this thing of ours, and his home turf is SoCal.

His first report is focused on Deja Vu's Ontario location (address and profile located in the Dr. Emilio's Adult Theater Database).  I have heard various news about this place (in particular from Old Marine Corps Guy), but this is the first detailed report hitting the news desk here @ The Journal.

Without further delay, here is Dark Knight and his report debut...

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Hi Doc,

I am a follower of your blog and a player in this thing of ours since the mid-80's. As you know, most of the good theatres and ABSs in Buena Park and Los Angeles are no longer, but I've been occasionally visiting the Deja Vu Theatre and ABS in Ontario, California.

It's close to where I live, and its starting to get a few regular couples on weekends. I happened to stop by this past Saturday evening, paid my $10, and buzzed in.  There was a couple playing on the large couch, and she was a brunette Sarah Palin look-a-like with and older Dustin Hoffman-looking partner.

She had on a red mesh see-thru top, displaying nice D cups! Her partner was playing with and showing them off while she stroked him thru the leg of his shorts. After a while, they went out to the arcade and headed to booth #1 (with the glory hole). I headed there as well and was lucky to land booth #2.

I looked and she was sucking away on her man. She saw me and smiled, so I unzipped and placed my dark meat through the hole and she started to show her great skills. Then she proceeded to roll a condom on and I slipped it in her tight slot. I lasted maybe 4 minutes and blew my load. I thanked her, let the next guy in, and left happy.

Hope this is good enough to post Doc... If not, its info of a growing safe fun spot for couples in the Inland Empire of California.

Dark Knight

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Doc here again... Yes, Dark Knight, your report was not only good enough, but very informative and descriptive (just what we want).  Nicely done, sir. We are looking forward to your next report from the Inland Empire.

The Good Doctor needs your adult theater reports in a bad way!  Just send your reports (just like Dark Knight did) to Dick Grayson The Good Doctor at emiliolizardo1@gmail.com. I will happily edit and format your reports, and you get the byline and the glory.

Be large.  Be a reporter at the Journal of Adult Theaters.  Submit two reports, and you get your own custom logo.  Submit five, and we will teach you the secret handshake.

Thanks,
Doc

Brent's Theater Tails: A Monday Night Quick Hitter @ The Paris on 11/7/11

Doc here with the poet laureate of this thing of ours, Brent in Portland. This is a quick hitting, detail-filled report from the Paris Theatre in downtown Portland, OR.

So here is Brent and his report...

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I was there for the 10:56 flag. At first it was just the couple and me. She was a pretty woman with wild crimson hair - a young Katharine Hepburn or Kirstin Dunst. They weren't dressed to play, but they had the place to themselves. I kept in my seat, eyes forward, heart pounding in anticipation. It was a familiar feeling. A new couple was in the theater and I was the only one who could blow it. So I kept vewee vewee quiet like I was hunting Wabbits.

Then another regular came in and stood by the stairs. By this time the couple was making out and she was stroking her partner's cock.  Now she was giving him a blow job and the show was on. It turned out that she got off on showing off.

She had soft fair skin, a great looking pussy and a great ass. I believe she also had a great pair of tits but that's just an educated guess because she never took her top off.  She rode him , forward and she rode him backwards, grinding her pussy into his dick, shaking her head like Janis Joplin. She sucked his dick a number of times, jumping off , gobble gobble, then jumping back on. When he was about to shoot his load into her pussy she jumped off again and wrapped her lips around his spurting prick. The dirty twist at the end was an open mouthed kiss between them.

His dick was still hard. How was that possible? She was still horny.  I bet she's horny right now. They played for another 20 minutes or so.. He was fingering her ass and at the same time she was fingering and stroking her wet pussy. She put her hand between her legs and pressed them tightly together. That seemed to do the trick. She was lying sideways on the bench and he had his hand on her ass and a couple of fingers working in and out of her. It was pretty exciting to watch.

It would have been even more exciting if they had invited participation, but all in all it was a good first time visit and worth the trip.

Thanks Paris.

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Thanks again to Brent for this quick-hitting report from The Paris Theatre.  There is no one who does it better (cue James Bond music) than Brent, whether it's a short report, or a detailed novella on the fun and frolic inside the adult theaters of Portland, OR.  It's a privilege to repost his reports here at The Journal.

Speaking of reports, your old resort waiter looking editor needs more reports from the adult theaters across the USA, Canada, Europe, and elsewhere.  Just e-mail Ban Ki-moon The Good Doctor at emiliolizardo1@gmail.com. I will edit, format, drop in a photo or two, and you get the byline and the glory.

Take a dive into the deep end at the Journal.  The water is just fine.

Thanks,
Doc

Flash Report! Bob In Biloxi is Back on The Gulf Coast & Inside the Adult Theater

Doc here with our good friend, Bob in Biloxi, and his weekly report.  Yes, Bob is back home on the beautiful Gulf Coast, and also back to his usual haunts after his week in Portland.

What was his homecoming like? A parade? A walk down the red carpet?

Let Bob tell you himself...

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Hi Doc,

Well I’ve returned to our beautiful Gulf Coast this Saturday night, and things stayed pretty much as they were before the vacation.

Bob in Biloxi

Seven couples in our little Gulf Coast Adult Theater last night, with 3 playing and the others enjoying the movie and/or the sights. I missed the first couple by a few hours. One of the regulars said she was an ex-porn star who got off sucking cock. He described her: she was a small blonde with enhanced tits and was very vocal (guess you’d have to be if you were a porn star?) who didn’t mind stripping off and getting dirty.

The second couple was an older couple that seemed to be making a run on the place. I witnessed 6 guys she took care of, including a couple that returned for seconds. But I did not get involved. Does that tell you anything?

The third couple was definitely a “cougar” with younger prey. She put on quite a show enjoying her young meat. She was a heavy BBW blonde dressed in Capri black pants and button down blouse. (side note to ladies: she seemed very frustrated trying to undress with pants on, so please ladies, do yourself a favor, dress or skirt when entering an adult theater). I overheard her say “I’m wearing a skirt next time” (Bob’s mind was saying “no shit lady”). She made a production of giving her “boy” a noisy sloppy wet blow job on one of the front couches, then assuming the position (on her back) where her young sexual partner proceeded to pound her pussy like only a youngster can do. She seemed to like it, but soon she flipped him and mounted him cowgirl style to finish herself off.

After she got off she dropped to her knees and resumed blowing him, the theater closing warning light flicked, so I don’t know if he got to blow in her mouth or not.

Gulf Coast Adult Theater
Biloxi, MS

There was another couple in the theater behind them watching, she was a red headed little Orphan Annie all grown up type, pretty hot. She and her man exited the theater and started talking to some of the regulars. I showed her my bumper sticker “Show your Tits”, and she flashed a magnificent set of tits to me. Thank you ma’am!  I hope they come back, as she looks like she’d be a lot of fun.

Down at the ABS, I also just missed a small BBW giving head at the holes, two of my buddies caught her act and said she had talent. There was also a tired worn out blonde fucking in the parking lot inside her truck. She did have somewhat of a nice body but seemed like she had a piss poor outlook on life for some reason. She could move her ass pretty well though!!

On a side note... The couple that was fucking in the theater (on the couch) had a guy come and sit to the side of them, the guy was five feet away from me and reeked of cologne. Guys, just dab that shit on, don’t take a bath in it. I heard her go “wooof, that is strong." I concur it made my eyes water too!

When you pass through the door of an adult theater I promise it will not take your common sense away. Get some before you enter.

Always next weekend Doc, besides there’s not a damn thing on TV Saturday nights!! Although, both LSU and Oregon won this weekend!!

Bob

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Doc here again... Welcome back to the Gulf Coast Bob.  As I tell people, there is Portland, and then there is the rest of this thing of ours.  Thanks again for a great report!

Do you have an adult theater report?  Just e-mail Colonel Lingus The Good Doctor at emiliolizardo1@gmail.com.  I will edit and format your report, and you will look golden.

Try it!

Thanks,
Doc

Couples Flash Report! DLS Provides A Quick Hitting Report on 15th Ave in Melrose Park, IL

Doc here with a quick hitting first time Couples Flash Report by DLS.  They made their first trip to the suburbs of Chicago and 15th Avenue Adult Books and Theater in Melrose Park, IL.  What did they find?  Did they have fun?  Will they be back?

Your answers follow...

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Hi Dr.,

Sorry you missed Saturday night (11/5).  It was our first trip to the 15th Ave bookstore and we had sooooooo much fun!  We played in the couple section of the theater - strictly performance this time.  I squirted all over the place and got a standing ovation.  I can't wait until next time - I am so going to play with one of those fat cocks that were being stoked around me.

DLS

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Doc here again...Short, sweet, and to the point.  A successful first trip to an adult theater is a key element to this thing of ours.  DLS now cannot wait to go back, and take it up a notch... And hopefully they will report back to The Good Doctor with more good news from 15th Avenue.

Thanks,
Doc