Doc here with our good friend, Bob in Biloxi, and his weekly report from the beautiful Gulf Coast. It's the weekend before Thanksgiving, and will that mean busier than usual, or slower than usual at the Gulf Coast Adult Theater or the ABS down the street?
Here is Bob with all your answers, plus a sure winner of a stuffing recipe for Thanksgiving...
Here's Bob!
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Hi Doc,
Two words would describe our beautiful Gulf Coast action this Saturday night, Dead, Dead. OK, granted that’s one word repeated, but nails it perfectly on the head.
At the theater, our German couple was in full on mode, so not a complete waste of time to the several partakers in attendance.
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| Bob in Biloxi |
The problem you ask? I don’t know, one fellow said it was the end of month, another said it was the impeding holidays, but one thing is for sure, the weather was perfect!
On a sad note, of the two couples in attendance, especially at the ABS, one idiot was constantly knocking on the door and pulling the door knob, then started griping because I took too long. Then stayed in the same booth for almost an hour!! Fuck him. He’s the type that wants their phone number, name, where they’re from and a time he can meet them again. He’s one of the pain in ass people I talk about from time to time, but that couldn’t have anything to do with couples not returning, nah, that couldn’t be it? After he left the couple blocked the hole and left shortly afterward.
Maybe someone could write a book about theaters/ABS, and the couples that come to places like this. They are not usually looking to fall in love, they want to get their freak on and disappear afterward, and still remain somewhat anonymous. Some guys, (like this one) still fail to grasp that concept.
If a lady has talent, it doesn’t take me long at all for her to have her way with me. If she doesn’t, but is still trying we will get there evidently. But knocking on and trying to pull the door off the hinges will not assist me in vacating the booth early. Sorry, that’s just the way the cookie crumbles.
There is always next weekend Doc, and not a damn thing on TV anyway. Maybe the ladies will want to work off some of Thursday’s turkey?? Stay tuned.
Bob
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Doc here again... OK, I was lying about the stuffing recipe. However, I have it on good authority that Bob indeed has a very good stuffing recipe. Besides the stuffing, thanks again to Bob for his outstanding work every week in getting his report into The Good Doctor. Good, bad, or indifferent, he is Johnny on the Spot with all things Gulf Coast.
Do you have an adult theater report? Good, because I barely received ANY reports last week. Just send your report to
Now pass the stuffing please.
Thanks,
Doc
