When we last left The Good Doctor, he was peering through the window port of a large sea vessel... It was the Law of the Sea, they said. Civilization ends at the waterline. Beyond that, we all enter the food chain, and not always right on top.
Good day to you, and to all the ships at sea...This is a short and sweet A Few Minutes with Dr. Emilio. This Thanksgiving Edition has a lead story, a few adult theater related news nuggets, and lastly a photo of The Good Doctor in a public place. Just as always.
Let's get started, shall we?
"First Time at an Adult Theater" Series
Starting Monday, November 21, The Journal will begin it's new series "First Time at an Adult Theater". This series, in response to a recently completed poll of whether you, the good readers of The Journal, would like to read about the first times of your favorite reporters here at The Journal.
The criteria is pretty simple: If you have had a report published here at The Journal in the last 2 years, I would ask that you send to me either A) a short report on your first time, or B) a fully detailed report on the first HOT evening your had inside an adult theater. The facts to fit into your report are the 5 W's: Who, What, Where, When, and Why (was it memorable).
There are now 50+ unique reporters that have contributed to The Journal... Let's hear from you! And soon please. As always, I will edit and format the reports, and drop in a photo or two. Just send the report into me as always at emiliolizardo1@gmail.com. Please put "First Time" in the subject line.
Kicking this series off will be our International Woman of Mystery, and regular contributor, Katie X from the UK. I finished editing the report this afternoon, and it may be the hottest adult theater report I have ever read. I am dead serious! I also was lucky enough to find a photo of the adult theater this first experience took place in (in Melbourne, Australia no less). It is an incredible story, and it is fitting to have it lead off this series.
Second up is the poet laureate of this thing of ours, Brent in Portland. You are third.
So to all the regular reporters (senior and contributing flavors), please send in your first experiences to The Good Doctor. 98% of the poll respondents want to see your reports. My goal is to have 2-3 per week, through the end of the year. And yes, I am working on mine.
Thanks in advance.
- Response to Dr. Emilio's Adult Theater Database has been tremendous! I have picked up reports that have talked about how info gathered from the dB has helped them find an adult theater. Here is an example from Joyus, one of the naughtiest of the naughty in Portland: "Well, I stopped in at the Cinema Arts in Bay City Michigan. The place was listed on the Good Dr's site". I could not be happier that the dB is being put to good use!
- Updates to Dr. Emilio's Adult Theater Database take place as frequently as 2-3 times a week! When new information hits The Good Doctor's desk (just to the left of my Bloody Mary), I will enter the info into the dB, and highlight that entry in blue. That lets you know that the info is new to the dB, or that there has been a change to that theater's entry. Other adult theater databases out there hardly ever get updated... But The Good Doctor's dB gets updated every few days. Check it out HERE. Thanks.
- Over the Halloween weekend across this thing of ours (which is the equivalent of people who don't drink getting smashed on New Years Eve), the behavior of many guys inside adult theaters was deplorable. I got bad reports from Portland, Melrose Park, Atlanta, & Biloxi, and I'm sure there were more that never got reported. C'mon guys... You can do better! Start acting appropriately with couples at adult theaters. One experienced couple I know (P&F) were so put off by this behavior, they almost quit the scene entirely. Shape up guys, otherwise couples will find other places to party.
- The Journal passed a quarter of a million unique visitors total yesterday (11/19)! That is mind boggling to The Good Doctor, and I want to say thanks to you, the good readers of The Journal. We are on track to pass 1 million page views sometime in February. I'll bring the party hats, you bring the noisemakers.
- I need more Flash Reports in a big way! Last week, between Tuesday and Thursday, NOTHING came across the news desk. Zero. Zip. Nada. If reports stop coming in, then it will be time for The Good Doctor to fold his internet tent. So send in a report...Even if it short and sweet. Any info is good info in this thing of ours. Send them into me HERE.
- Coming soon to The Journal: A 5-Star Miami Flash Report from senior reporter, The Captain, Katie X's "First Time" report, Brent's "First Time" report, and sometime before the end of the year, The Good Doctor's detailed article on the 42nd Street adult theater scene in NYC from the 70's through it's demise in the early 90's.
- Get well wishes to regular reporter and Birthday Girl, Moaning Lisa!
- This past week Missouri elected to keep it's draconian adult business laws in place, defeating an appeal by the owners of several adult business in the state. I will publish a report from Missouri-based reporter Eye of the Eagle this week which contain much more detail.
- Lastly, in case you have not tried it, I have dropped in a weekly sound file on The Journal that functions as a daily affirmation for this thing of ours. It's located right under the Poll Box.
Thanks,
Doc
