Flash Report! UIL Hits 15th Avenue Adult Books & Theater in Chicagoland

Doc here with a nicely done first time Flash Report from new contributor, UIL.

His first report focuses on 15th Avenue in Melrose Park, IL, and while he got there very late the night he visited, still had something to report.

Here he is, from parts unknown, UIL.

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Hey Doc,

Love the website. Thank you for doing what you do, well done sir! I've been a reader for almost a year now and finally decided to take the plunge and check one of these places out.

I live in the SW Suburbs, and on a whim last night I hopped in my car and headed up to 15th Avenue in Melrose Park. I arrived about 12:30 AM, paid my entrance fee and headed into the back.

15th Avenue Adult Books & Theater
Melrose Park, IL

First up was the theater, which as I expected was full of single guys...maybe 5 or 6. I headed over by the video booths only to find more guys waiting around. Everybody seemed bored and somewhat antsy, which again was something that I was expecting. I headed back over to the spa area, which was seemingly deserted.

After passing by the "bleacher" area in the back, I was surprised to hear a woman moaning from inside the steam room. So, I popped in the locker room, got undressed, and headed into the steam room to find quite a sight. On the smaller bench there was a woman, kinda bbw but not too bad, nice tits and very pretty face, servicing two cocks (her man and some other guy) while a few onlookers jacked off. Instantly hard, I sat down and started stroking, hoping that I would get a turn. She continued to suck and stroke the guys for a few minutes, but then told her man she needed her break.

They headed into the shower and the crowd followed...they made out a bit, but nothing too heavy. Soon it was back into the steam room, where she proceeded to suck her guy off while he fingered her pussy. She sounded so fucking wet! Those of us in the peanut gallery resumed pulling our puds, and it wasn't long before he laid her down and started fucking her. With her moaning loudly, after only a minute or two he pulled out and came on her stomach and tits, and then continued to fuck her until she came, which wasn't long. Sweaty and panting, they stood up and she announced that she was done. Disappointed that I didn't get a chance to get in on the action, but having thoroughly enjoyed the show, I got dressed and headed back out to see what else was going on.

Outside the spa area was much the same as before, save for the young attractive couple in the theater. They were in the couples section, watching the movie and talking, but not doing anything. After maybe 10 or 15 minutes they got up and left. Not wanting to be a creeper, I waited a few minutes before I got up to see where they went, assuming they had left altogether. To my pleasant surprise, the female half of the couple (I'll call her J) was standing outside the changing room chatting with some guys.

She was hot as all hell! Maybe 5'3" or 5'4", brunette, nice tanned skin, luscious thighs, incredible ass, and an amazing natural pair of tits (had to be D cups)...not to mention her absolutely gorgeous face. She was wearing a pair of short-shorts and a tank top, casual but sexy as all hell on someone like her. Her man (I'll call him N) was in great shape and athletic looking. Definitely would be a hot couple to watch for sure. She told us that it was her second time there, and that her and her man  had gotten one of the private rooms and were waiting for another couple to arrive. She said that her first time had been on a Thursday, but it wasn't clear if it was the previous night or Thursday of last week. Either way, she said that they had mainly sat around and talked, and that the place had been empty.

She soon headed back to the room, and not long after her and her man came out in towels and headed into the steam room. I (and the other guys who were around) got undressed and headed in there. We sat around and talked a bit, but nothing really happened. Mostly the conversation was about how hot it was in there. From the way they were in the theater, and outside of it, I had gotten the vibe that they weren't really interested in playing, but I was hoping to at least get a show.

At one point when N got up to call the other couple and see where they were, she told us that she was mainly a follower, and that he was more or less the ringleader. At least the guys were respectful, with nobody getting into their space or being pushy. Mostly, they seemed concerned about the other couple showing up, as it was getting within 30 minutes of closing time.

The other couple finally showed up...an attractive curvy Latina and her dude. It became pretty clear though that nothing was going to happen, especially since the place was going to be closing in 15 minutes or so. Hell, the towels never even came off! N knew them but J only knew the dude, and she seemed somewhat disinterested overall. More not talking then talking between all of them. Most of us headed out into the shower area to cool off, definitely disappointed at essentially being teased like that, ha ha ha. J did take her towel off to shower, which revealed that while topless she was wearing thong bikini bottoms the whole time. I did get a look at that incredible ass, and finally those amazing tits...what a rack! N sucked on her one nipple and massaged her ass a bit, but that was only for a minute or two.

She seemed pissed that guys were checking her out in the shower, which seemed kind of odd to me considering where we were. I mean, I could see if people were getting too close or just flat-out staring or whatever, but none of that was going on. The Latina never even took off her towel. Soon they headed back to their room to get dressed, and the rest of us did the same, as it was closing time.

Overall, it was an ok first visit. I wish I had gotten there earlier for the first couple, and felt a bit teased by the couples later on, ha ha ha. I think she's new to things though, so her seeming reticence and reluctance is totally understandable. And she was nice and personable, as opposed to being bitchy, so I think there is hope for the future.

I definitely plan on heading back sometime, possibly tonight.
-UIL

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Thanks to UIL for a great first time report from Chicago's western burbs.  Keep the reports coming, sir!

Thanks,
Doc

Field Report! Jay Owen on Secrets Theater in Oakland and Funville in Vallejo, CA

Doc here with a Field Report on Secrets Adult Theater in Oakland, CA.

Here is Jay Owen and his report...

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Dear Good Doctor,

Your database lists the Secrets Theater in Oakland as the only theater in the Bay Area. While I largely agree, and it is the best adult theater in the Bay Area, there is another one just north of Oakland in the city of Vallejo. It's called "Funville".

I'm not kidding, that's the name of the place, Funville. It's located at 2700 Sonoma Blvd in Vallejo, on the corner of Indiana Street and Sonoma. It costs $10 to get in the theater, it shows straight porn, has seats for about 75 and a bathroom inside the theater. They are also an adult book store with a tiny arcade with really tiny booths that I never see anyone use. Now the reality part; it's seedy, it never gets cleaned (very well) people smoke cigarettes inside the theater, the screen is old, the projector is older and the sound is horrible. Many of the seats are broken and the bathroom is downright filthy. With that said, they are very patron friendly. The staff doesn't care what goes on inside as long as no one is making too much noise or getting hurt. I have seen M/F couples in there, but that is rare. It's mostly men looking for M2M play. Lot's of married men go there to "rub one out" so to speak. Lots of nudity and open jacking going on in there. Lots of sexual activity between men in the bathroom too.

If it was cleaner, if the seats were not broken and if there was women's only restroom  I bet more couples would go there. Until then, it will remain a seedy old porn theater for seedy old men.

Given the choice, the Secrets theater in Oakland is better. They only charge $7 to get in, only $5 for 55 & older. Their seats are newer, the projector and sound are better (they need to fix the focus again on their projector) and their arcade is much better with bigger booths and more movie selection. Still, not may couples go there, not sure why. The Secrets store is nice, well lit, clean and has friendly staff. Couples do come in to buy adult toys and movies, but don't venture in to the theater much. Ah, we can't all be like Portland. Too bad.

Respectfully submitted by Jay Owen.

Flash Report! Richie Rich on Cinema 309 in Wilkes Barre, PA

Doc here with a great Flash Report from 2nd time contributor, Richie Rich. This report takes him to eastern PA and Wilkes-Barre's own Cinema 309.

Doc, as I had mentioned, I traveled alot in the northeast over years past.  I was working on a tip from a fellow friend when I decided to stop in to Cinema 309 in Wilkes Barre PA. Its out near Scranton if my memory serves me correctly.  Off of "highway 309" hence the name, not far from the main drag- behind a Kmart if it is still around.  The theater has been there forever and apparently gets a good crowd on weekends.  Huge front parking lot and a decently clean adult store at the front entrance.  There is a turnstile to get into the theater and before you can enter you have to pay admission which I believe is about 10$.  I am not sure if you are allowed to leave and come back, I am pretty sure you are not allowed so once you are in you are in.

Cinema 309
Wilkes-Barre, PA

Its a huge theater.  Large screen playing straight porn most of the time.  Lots of seats, kind of dark but has patchy areas that you can see what is going on.  The day I showed up was a a Thursday afternoon around 3pm in March.  I noticed a group of people in the front of the theater and noticed there was in fact a woman- in her mid 40's, but in good shape, wearing fuck me heels and spread wide open in a seat sucking a bunch of cocks.  I guess I arrived at the end of their show as within the time of pulling my cock out her hubby was asking if she wanted to go.  She said "yeah I'm all done!"  I followed them up and out to the parking lot to get a better look.  She had a great body and it turns out she was only wearing a trenchcoat with those sexy heels. I complimented her as they entered his truck and she thanked me.  That was all I saw.  I stopped in a few other times and nothing seemed to be doing but never had the opportunity to go during nighttime hours.


I read on voyeurweb and craigslist a few times that they organize couples nights there every couple of months.  Supposedly there were like 35-40 COUPLES there one of the past weekends.  Not sure how much I believe of that but hey if you live in the area or are traveling by, stop in, it the lot looks packed, good chance there will be some action. 

Richie Rich

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30-40 Couples?!?!  Who knows in this thing of ours, whether it's fact or fiction.

Keep the reports coming!

Thanks,

Doc

Public Service Announcement! Adult Super Center in Paaltka, FL - RAIDED!

Doc here with a Public Service Announcement from senior reporter JaxBchBum...

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Doc,

From the posts sure looks like you have been making the rounds and enjoying the good life.  My assignment outside the country has ended so hopefully can start providing some reports again.  Had a chance to visit Pure Pleasures in Orange Heights recently with a rewarding experience.

Wanted to let you know that I picked up a story in the Jacksonville paper that the theatre and arcade area at the Adult Super Center in Palatka FL was raided late last month with 4 arrests plus the clerk on duty at time.  Four arrested were charged with lewdness after an undercover detective went into the theatre and witnessed the men masturbating.  Clerk was also arrested for "operating a structure of lewdness". 

They must have just been cited as there is no record of them being booked in the Putnam County jail.  One news report said all 4 men were from outside the area and gave their names but not their cities of residence.  Business has operated there since 2001 with an arcade, although the theatre was added maybe 5 years ago when they remodeled.  Not a hotbed of couple's activity as the theatre layout is not that conducive to couples play, but hate to see a theatre put under this spotlight.  I'm sure that the fact that this is a first-time sheriff who is facing a tough re-election and the primary coming up in two weeks had nothing to do with conducting the raid. LOL.

JaxBchBum

Flash Report! Swing Shift Theater in Toronto by Asslvr

Doc here with a terrific first time report from Asslvr.  His travels take him far and wide, and in this report, he reports on Swing Shift in the Toronto suburb of Richmond Hill.

Enjoy the report!


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Hey There Good Doctor,

Asslvr here. I've been a recent new fan of your blog and been fairly new to this "Thing of Ours" as a participant. Definitely been interested in the Theatre fantasy for quite some time but just starting to venture out and explore. I'll submit a few more reports in the future.

I'm based in Toronto and been to Swingshift a number of times. Got word of this place thru Velvet Skye but never met up with her. I've also had some fun at Loft 18 downtown TO and visiting the classic Metro Theatre.  

The Lovely Velvet Skye

Swingshift theatre is a great place in Richmond Hill with two small theatres with TV's, 1 gay and 1 mostly straight but with two open adjoining rooms. I previously thought it had closed down but was recently advised it's still open but you need to enter thru the back of the building. Basic metal seating chairs in each room, no leather love seats or nice theatre chairs like at Jolar, Bartnette Superstore in San Diego or Deja Vu in Ontario CA. Small and good exposure for exhibitionists that want to get down to business. Two private rooms that can be rented for a very low cost. Management is very accommodating.

I had visited SS a number of times without any luck in couples play. Eventually I got to first base on a Sunday late evening. A couple had come in, an attractive blond medium build blond with an older gentleman. Both were intent on watching porn in the front room without much interaction with others. I positioned myself across from them standing stroking my cock as well as 3 other men in the room. I kept making eye contact with the blond and she had this disgusted look on her face. I found this a bit odd considering where they were. This went on for about 30 minutes with no activity.

The couple  then got up and moved to the adjoining theatre in the back but took the front row and left a seat beside her on the left. I quickly fill this spot with her hubby on the other side. Others went behind and another guy with a huge cock positioned himself in front but back a few paces. It was obviously "Go Time" as myself and other started to fondle Blondie. She was definitely enjoying this and it quickly expanded to her jerking off my cock as well as the large membered guy in front. Her skirt was pulled up and panties pulled aside. I started to finger her wet pussy as she started to suck my throbbing cock. Her sucking didn't last long (not sure if she was into sucking) and resumed jerking off me off and others groping her. At one point the big cock guy was trying to position himself to fuck her but she pulled back,

With a flurry, both myself and guy in front came on her tits and then the door opened and the staff was getting ready to close up for the night. Quite literally everyone zipped up and was out of their in 60 seconds with out talking.  Quite a funny abrupt ending as I was sitting in my car thinking "What Just Happened????"

I did return on a Sunday a few weeks later and saw the same couple. Being new to "This Thing of Ours" and not well versed on etiquette, I was too eager to get things going based on my previous experience.  They were in the same seats as the previous "Go Time" so I took the same seat and pulled out my cock. I must say I was really throbbing in my pants leading up but got quickly deflated when she leaned over and said "No Thanks". Big shrinkage after that. They stayed a bit longer and had a private room but didn't invite anyone back. Pickings were few that night and I guess I was not their type or came on too strong.

I have a few more recent experiences that I can share at Swing Shift, Loft 18 and Jolar in San Diego but this was a starting point for my reporting. Hoping to meet up with a couple this weekend and also going to try to visit Hollywood Erotic Boutique next week in Seattle. I'm still a rookie at "This Thing of Ours" but willing to learn.

All the best.    
Asslvr

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Doc here again... That was a terrific Flash Report Asslvr!  Written like a seasoned veteran of this thing of ours.  Keep the reports coming, sir!

Thanks,
Doc

Flash Report! JaxBchBum Reports on Pure Pleasures in Orange Heights, FL

Doc here with the return of another senior reporter here at The Journal, and it's none other than JaxBchBum.

It's been a long time since JBB has submitted a report, and that is about to change. 

He's back. He's personable. He's an excellent driver.  JaxBchBum is back and better than ever.

This is an action packed report, so let's jump right on in...

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Hey Doc,

Back in country after being on assignment in lands far away for last 6+ months where even the thought of viewing porn will get you arrested at a minimum and possession could get you executed.  Nothing like being back in the good ole USA and the land of freedom and being able to enjoy this thing of ours.  Tried to make up for lost time with frequent visits to some theatres in FL and GA but nothing of any merit to report until my latest visit to Pure Pleasures (address located in the Dr. Emilio's Adult Theater Database).

Arrived on a Sunday afternoon about 1:00, paid the $20 admission (couples free) and went into the cool, dark theatre which was a great escape from the 100 degree temperature outside.  Looks like they have exchanged out some of the couches and even added one.   I was the only one there and took up a spot in the second row where I could see others when they came in and have a good view of where action normally occurs.

Pure Pleasures
Orange Heights, FL

I had been there for about an hour with some single guys coming in and out, but not much else.  After a bit, I heard the door open and a female voice.  A couple in their early 30s came in and stood at the back.  She was attractive with shoulder length dirty blondish hair wearing an orange T-shirt and jeans (not a good sign).  She had a pleasing smile and looked a bit like Deborah Messing except for the hair color.   He had a crew cut and was built like a defensive lineman; nobody was going to mess with him.  They stood there for a bit and then exited the theatre.  I figured they were just curiosity seekers, but about 10 minutes later they re-appeared.  Again they stood at the back although he was mostly behind the entry door partition so I could only see her. 

After some casual conversation between the two of them, the action started to heat up.  I noticed his hands come out and slip under her T-shirt and start rubbing her ample tits.  He kept trying to lift the shirt up but she would keep pulling it down for a bit.  Finally he moves directly behind her and reaches around and starts rubbing both her tits.  After a bit he lifts the shirt up and exposes a pair of lovely D-sized, natural tits with erect nipples.  This goes on for a bit and then I notice that her hands are working behind her.  She has been either rubbing his cock through his shorts or has taken it out and was stroking - I couldn't tell for sure.  After a bit, the answer was revealed as they move away from the entrance way and to the side of the back row couches and she squats down and starts sucking his cock.  She was quiet but took him all the way in while playing with his balls and he kept rubbing her tits.  I was hoping to see more of her, but after she got him to cum and swallowed, they left.  But the best was yet to come.

JaxBchBum

About an hour later an older man (late 50s, early 60s) and a younger (40s) woman comes in.  He is wearing shorts and a T-shirt and she is wearing a short sun dress top and pair of short-shorts.  He looks like your typical older college professor (University of FL is 12 miles west of the theatre) with balding forehead, wire-rimmed glasses.  She was attractive with light brown hair and was very slender. I will call them the Professor and Ginger.  The sat in the back row corner right behind where I was seated so my view was limited unless I turned around.  They chatted back and forth for a while and I thought nothing was going to happen.  Next thing I hear is a bit of a slurping sound and Ginger has bent over and started sucking his cock and she is still fully dressed.  This would go on for a few minutes and then he would evidently get close to coming so she would sit back up wait a bit and then resume.  This cycle repeated several times until the door opened and another couple came in and sat down in the couch next to them.


I thought I had seen this couple before but it had been so long ago I wasn't sure.  She had a solid build (not heavy at all but not thin) with a large set of tits under her navy blue knit top and was wearing a dark blue skirt.  Like the guy earlier, he was built solid as a rock.  I will call them Rock and Lady.  As they sat down, Lady's skirt rode up her leg and I could tell she was either panty-less or wearing a G-string as there were no side panty panels to be seen.  After giving them time to get comfortable with the surroundings, I glanced back and saw that Lady had her legs spread with one draped over Rock's leg and he was rubbing her smooth pussy.  This apparently gave the Professor and Ginger the green light as they resumed their action while being watched.  Clearly she had no panties on coming in.

The professor got bolder and stood up, slipped down his shorts and stood in front of Ginger while she gave him a loud, slurping blowjob.  He was well hung with a thick 6-7" cock and she was taking every inch of it.  I noticed that he turned to give Rock and Lady the best viewing angle and they both watched off and on, while Rock's fingers became more and active on Lady's pussy and he started finger fucking her as well.  Lady evidently was getting turned on by the action as she would push against his hand at times and often would lean her head back and close her eyes in a sign of ecstasy.  After a bit Lady's skirt came off completely.  The couples were feeding one another as the next thing I know, the Professor has Ginger laying back on the edge of the couch with her sun dress top pulled up, her shorts off (how did I miss that?) and he begins to fuck her all kinds of ways.  They change positions from front to doggy with intervals of him eating her pussy and she sucking his cock. 

Action is going full steam when all of sudden the door opening is heard and everyone quickly covers up.  One guy comes in and sits in the row I am seated followed by another guy a couple minutes later.  They evidently were more interested in a sausage fest as they took little interest in the couple play that had resumed albeit at a more discrete level and then left after about 15 minutes. 

The Professor and Ginger quickly resumed their fast-paced action with him eating her pussy and then starting to fuck her.  Meantime, couple #2 was watching with excitement while he continued to give her pussy loving strokes.  Interesting, I never saw her rub his cock through his shorts so he evidently was all about pleasing her.  After more fucking, with Ginger pleading for the Professor to cum inside her, he evidently did so.  They relaxed for a few minutes and then got dressed and left telling Rock and Lady to "have fun". 

It was seriously past the time I was supposed to leave to get back to Jacksonville but I wanted to hang around to watch Rock and Lady some more.  I stood up and slipped my shorts down to show my erect cock and watched while Rock finger-fucked Lady.  After I bit I sat back down and turned in the couch so I could watch them.  They clearly enjoyed being watched and I was trying to determine if they wanted more as each time she would look at me and see me watching she would push out with her pussy or spread her legs a bit more.  After a bit, she pulls her arms out of her top and slips it down to expose those lovely breasts and begins rubbing and licking them.  Lady must sun or tan nude as there wasn't a tan line on her tits or her waist and she was well tanned.  She could tell I was getting turned on by the action and slips off her top and comes and stand behind me.  I reached up and begin rubbing her breasts and tweaking her nipples that got harder and harder.  Her skin was so smooth and soft and felt so wonderful to touch.  She bends over and begins stroking my cock and I seize the opportunity to lick and suck on her breasts.  She gets me close and backs off and I reach down and begin rubbing her ultra smooth pussy lips and clit which turned her on.  This went on for a few minutes and then she went back and sat down. 

At this point I was almost 2 hours past my planned departure time and needed to go.  Lady had told Rock that she needed to go out for a minute.  After she left, I pulled up my shorts to leave and told Roc that he was lucky to have such a beautiful and hot lady.  He said thank you.  I was hoping to see Lady on the way out as I thought she said she was going out to the car, but I didn't see her.  Hopefully they might be readers of your blog and recognize my description of them.  I hope to see them again in the near future and continue our mutual pleasures.

JaxBchBum


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Doc here again...Good to have you back, sir, covering Florida like a blanket for the Journal.  Keep the reports coming!

Thanks,
Doc

Flash Report! Watcher Reports On Saturday Night 8/4 at 15th Avenue Adult Theater in Chicagoland

Doc here with a fantastic 2nd report from Watcher. His report speaks for itself, and it's spot on.

Here is Watcher and his Flash Report...

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Hey Doc!

Watcher here again.  My last report was from my first time at an adult theater - my report from CT's Adult Theater in Gary, IN.  I got to meet you recently at CT's during the infamous Asian Couple visit (the night the air conditioning was broke).  I've enjoyed my times at CT's, but have always wanted to try 15th Ave Adult Books in Melrose Park, IL.  Last night I got my chance.

I arrived at 15th Ave Adult Books around 9:30 pm.  This being my first visit, I was anxious to check out the facilities, the scene, the crowd, etc.  I was very impressed by the clean facilities and the overall layout.   I'll say nothing bad about 15th Ave, but I will say that for my tastes, the size and layout aren't perfect, and I'll explain that in a bit.

15th Avenue Adult Books & Theater
Melrose Park, IL

When I arrived, there were no couples, but TONS of guys.  After about half an hour a couple came in with an attractive but older female.  They locked their things away in the spa area and returned to the theater.  After a while doing nothing in the theater, they returned to the spa for some time in the sauna.   After a few minutes sweating and a quick shower, they went to their room and let a few guys play.  The crowd of guys was oppressive, and there simply wasn't space for everyone who wanted to play.  This couple took a couple of breaks, but repeated this scene for a couple of hours before leaving.

Later in the evening quite a few couples entered the store - at one point the couples section was completely full, 6 couples all watching the movie.  

One couple in particular featured a very attractive Hispanic woman who had great legs and incredible lips.  They sat near the front of the theater - NOT in the couples only section - which gave the guys a lot of hope.  I was seated right next to them.  The husband seemed to be encouraging the woman to loosen up, raising her skirt a little, and caressing her.  She was clearly curious, but wasn't playing.  

Other couples came and went, some playing in private areas, some just watching, but late in the evening - after midnight - the "action" couple arrived.  Her name sounded like a type of pasta, so for the sake of discretion I'll call her "Penny."  

I can't tell you exactly what nationality Penny was, but it whatever it was, I want to go there.  She was slender with a dark complexion, striking features, and librarian glasses.  I was able to sit directly next to Penny, and she was very straight forward.  She started introducing herself to some of the guys around her, and she and I struck up a conversation.  She said she doesn't come too often, but when she does - she comes to party.   It didn't take long before she was on her knees and sucking on someone from the row in front of her.  Next it was me, and then someone else.  She and her guy realized that the front row would give her more room to play, so they moved with me and the rest of the tangled masses in tow.  She was back on her knees with my cock back in her mouth. 

I will pause the story here for a moment to say that the guys here are a bit more pushy than I'm used to at CT's.  I'm not saying that any were behaving poorly, but with so many guys - if you're not pushy, you might miss out.   Almost no one was standing back waiting their turn.  The guys crowded in as tightly as they could - cocks out - hoping to be sucked or fondled.

It was clear that Penny was sucking and stroking if she had to, but what she wanted was cum on her face.  She was telling the guys to get themselves off and she wanted the load on her face.   I took that cue, and did the work and gave Penny what she wanted.  I retreated and walked around the facility to see if any other action had sprung up in a booth, the spa, or elsewhere.

In the television area of the spa, a black couple had chosen a couple of guys to play with and were all having fun - while keeping onlookers at a safe distance. 

I was returning to the theater, and saw Penny go into a restroom to clean up a little.  She returned to the theater with a smaller crowd in tow this time, and I followed.  A smaller, but still "pushy" crowd surrounded her again, and after a little sucking, she asked who had a condom and a hard cock to fuck her with.  Even though I had given her one load, I was quick with protection and a stiff rod, and was the first to fuck her. 

I knew I wouldn't be able to finish a second time in a condom, so after a few minutes I stepped aside to let someone else have their fun. 

15th Ave Adult Books delivered the goods - many couples, clean environment, and great facilities.  However, the action can sometimes be spread out so you don't know where you should be.  There were also so many guys there that it was a competition for attention.  Also, most of the couples seemed curious, but unwilling to play with any of the guys.

While there was a "happy ending" to my night, it was at times a frustrating evening where I felt like I was a pigeon at the park fighting other pigeons for bread crumbs.    I think I prefer CT's in Gary, because even though there are nights with no action, when a couple comes in, there is a much greater chance that they're going to play and that any given guy will get his chance without being pushy.

Watcher

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Doc here again... Awesome job sir!  And your line about Penny, "I can't tell you exactly what nationality Penny was, but it whatever it was, I want to go there", just may be my favorite line in a report this year.  I was this close to having my Bloody Mary come through my nose when I read that line.

We are looking forward to your next report, Watcher!

Thanks,
Doc

Flash Report! Bob In Biloxi's Tale Of Woe & Confusion for 8/4/12

Doc here... Our good friend, Bob in Biloxi, has returned...

Unfortunately, his tale is one of woe and confusion. Of dual personalities, And of denial.

My name is Lizardo, and I carry a badge.  I was working bunko late on a Sunday evening, when this report hit my desk from Bob.  This is his story...

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Hey Doc,

I know it’s been forever since I filed a report, but that may be about to change. We’ll see.

Last night’s trip to the beautiful Gulf Coast was a total waste of carbon based fuel. There were three couples in attendance at the Gulf Coast Theater and none at the ABS down the street.

Bob in Biloxi

The first couple that came in used to be a regular couple that decided she wanted to get paid for her services from here on out. (Can I really count that as a couple then? I will have to refer to the rulebook on that and get back to you).

After they left with one hapless fool, it was an all sausage fest with the majority of the confused folks and happy fellows either on their knees or bent over.

That is until the 2nd couple showed up. Both were very young (20’s?), she was a dark haired lady wearing a pullover blouse and daisy dukes. They sat on one of the front couches by themselves, trying to relax and enjoy the movie. He would hold her hand as she leaned against him, gently stroking her arm. Just as it seemed they were relaxing, one of the confused fellows (that had been on his knees at the very back couch), decided he would flop down on the couch next to her. That may have been OK with them until he placed his hand on her leg, after that they were out of there. Smooth move Ex-Lax!!

Gulf Coast Adult Theater
Biloxi, MS

The last couple that came in was slightly older than the second couple. She was a slim lady with dark hair dark and tiny tits; she was dressed in a sexy long summer print dress. They sat on the very back couch and were immediately surrounded by confused folks. After awhile he started playing with her pussy lifting her dress up for everyone to gawk at her shaved pussy. That started the old stand up to get a better view, at which time she covered her face. You may be asking yourself now, who was the first to stand up? Yep, the very same confused fellow that ran off the second couple.

I could tell this was going nowhere fast so I began to walk up the aisle and out the door. As I was leaving one of the happy fellows tried to grab my cock, big mistake, I wheeled around and contemplated for a second on sending him the local emergency room, but instead simply pointed my finger in his face. I didn’t have bail money on me.

I don’t know where all the aggressive behavior came from last night, and frankly I’d rather not dwell on it long, but if it’s not reined in and kept in check it could mean the demise of our quaint little theater on the Beautiful Gulf Coast. I don’t know how long it’s been going on, and it was a slow night by comparison to other Saturday nights I remember. I now wonder if this isn’t the reason?

Let’s hope it changes and these people buy, find, or somehow inherit some courtesy, common sense and tact.

Bob

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Doc here again... It's good to have you back, Bob, but sorry to hear the scene at the Gulf Coast Adult Theater was that bad/lame.  Let's just hope it was an off night...

Chin up, sir.

Thanks,
Doc

Flash Report! The Traveling Man Reports From The Paris Theatre in Portland

Doc here with a great Flash Report from a man with plenty of freqent flyer miles in his account: The Traveling Man.

Last report was from 15th Ave in Chicagoland.  This one, just a few days later, comes from the Mecca of this thing of ours, Portlandia.

Grab yourself a Voodoo Donut, and enjoy...

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Hey, Doc. 

Sorry I didn't get the opportunity for a more formal introduction at 15th Ave two weeks ago.   Well, I made it to Portland, and completed my business by late morning, so I headed on over to the Paris Theatre and arrived at 1:45.  Dead.  Nada.  Zilch.  Total sausage fest...until...5:30 a nice couple comes in.  They were a fit white couple, around mid 40's.  She was a blonde who obviously took care of what she was blessed with.  Deep tan, pretty face resembling Lindsey Wagner, with great augmented tits and an ass to make women jealous and men cry.  

She immediately took to sucking him off while the railing crew wanked away.  She teased and he teased as she slowly, with his help and encouragement, slipped her jeans down to present that deep tanned ass.  The lady was here to have fun, but on her terms.  No touching the puss, and she wasn 't giving anyone but her man head.  Her tits were game, and she couldn't stroke enough cock. 

In the couples arena, she laid down on the table by the railing and the hungry hands started exploring her body.  She reached out and grabbed my dick, making me smile like Tiger Woods BEFORE the shit hit the fan.   After a few position changes, they moved to the overflow areas so she could get up close and comfortable with some cock.  She sucked her man while sitting and laying on the bench, and stroked off more cocks and wiped their cum on her glorious tits..which, btw, I estimate as 36 DD.   her expert manipulation of the Travellin Sausage caused me to erupt in her hand, on her arm and all over her fingers.  Yes, she looked like she stuck her hand in a gallon of Elmer's.

She was so turned on after a short spell, they returned to the Oasis, where he took her doggy style against the wall and long dicked her up the ass.  Yes, the immortal pleading "Fuck my ass!" resounded from this beautiful blonde, and anyone in attendance knew the stars were aligned this early evening.  After they were through, the left for the evening by 6:15.  yes, 45 minutes of Paris Theatre prime time.

A little later an older gentleman in his 60's came in with a heavyset brunette of about 40 years old.  They sat in the entrance corner of the Oasis, against the wall, checking out the activities.  They didn't even touch themselves, not to mention each other, even after couple no. 3 entered the theatre.

He was a slim 50's white guy and she was late 30's Asian, wearing a short jeans skirt and a sheer top.  She was solid in build, about 5 ft. Tall, and this was her first time at the Paris.   They laid down towels on the first couch on the right hand side of the theatre, and took a seat.  Not even three minutes went by before he had her sucking his cock, and the men crowded around.  She wasn't shy, and was his to command.  He enjoyed showing her off, and her tits, ass and pussy were available to explore, but no intercourse and no oral.  She held my balls as I stroked to beat the band as she rode her man's cock in front of the crowd,  he called her a slut, a cock sucking slut, who was naked and kneeling on the floor while sucking his cock as ten of us were waving and stroking our cocks at her.  She was cool, comfortable, and really enjoying herself.  

Her man told me she enjoys two or three men at a time at Club Sesso, but this was a new place for them, and there were too many guys in the crowd for her to feel comfortable sucking guys off.   They left around 7:30 pm and he said we just made the lady "a regular".  Three cheers for the Paris, and it wasn't even 8pm on this Friday night.

Well, The Travelling Man had been at the Paris for about 6 hours, not including jumping to Chinatown for dinner, so I was feeling tired.  There is plenty of weekend ahead, so I called it a night, headed back to the DoubleTree, and typed out this Flash Report.

Have fun, people!

The Travelling Man

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Doc here again... Thanks again to the well traveled Traveling Man for his due dilligence in the trenches at The Paris Theatre in Portland, and the fine report. 

Keep them coming!

Thanks,
Doc

A Quick Note (& A Request) From The Good Doctor

Doc here, your humble sea bass, with a quick note (& a request) from the newsroom desk here at The Journal. 

One of the goals of The Journal is to bring you the most up to date information from this thing of ours, albeit positive, neutral, or negative.

Last night, August 3rd, was a terrific night in some of the busiest adult theaters in the country.  It also was a disconcerting night in one well known adult theater.

It what meteorologists call a "seismic event", two of the hottest couples The Good Doctor has come across in this thing of ours met last night for the first time: M&A (The Asian Couple) from CTs in Gary fame, and Len & Kate, from 15th Avenue in Chicago fame.

The Lovely "A"

Both couples turned CTs inside out last night, and I'm personally dying to read your reports of the wet and wild fun that occurred at one of America's most hardcore adult theaters.

If you happened to be at CTs Adult Theater last night, 8/3, and would like to submit a report, PLEASE DO!  The Good Doctor wasn't there, so I need to lean on you, the good readers and reporters of The Journal for your reports on this special night. 

I have heard from both M&A and Len & Kate this morning, and what a crazy night it was for them and the other folks at CTs... I know they both would love to read your account of the night.  E-mail me direct at emiliolizardo1@gmail.com, and I will get your reports up.

Advance word from both couples was that there wasn't a dry eye (or floor) in the building after the display both couples put on for the troops.  So pretty please, with sugar on top, send in your reports from last night at CTs.

Next Item...

I picked up a note that was posted on Mary and Christine's Adult Theater Play Yahoo Group late last night, that there was LE activity at The Buford Highway Twin Cinemas in Atlanta. I have not seen anything on the web as of yet, but if you have intel on this situation, please drop me a note.

Knowledge is power in this of ours...

Thanks again, play safe, and play smart.

Doc