Flash Report! DryCleanOnly Hits Berlin News Agency in NJ on a Recent Rainy Night

Doc here, a man who some say uses water ice to cool down after a tough day at the office. And by office, I mean a top tier adult theater in the Philadelphia area.

The teletype machine here at the Lizardo Labs fired off a communique from senior Journal scribe DryCleanOnly, and his most recent visit to the always awesome Berlin News Agency (Hi Paul, Bill, Frank, & Brenda!) in Berlin NJ. 

In usual DCO form, it is an outstanding report, filled with the stuff that keeps you coming back for more. And it also contains a rare mention of the Lizardo Lantern, a little known East Coast phenomenon.

Ladies and gentlemen, from parts unknown, weight unknown, please welcome back DryCleanOnly.

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Dear Doc,

I had been *pumped* for a week to make the trip to Philly for somerather monotonous business meetings... why? you might ask... because, as any regular of the Journal would know, Philly puts me in striking distance to the one-of-a-kind Berlin News Agency. I've had a few visits to BNA over the years, and they've never let me down, even though trips on Wednesdays (as I often have to make) can be more miss than hit at many venues in this thing of ours.

A Rare 1866 Tintype of
The Lizardo Lantern

Sure it was hard to keep focused during the business part of the day, then I had to crank out some work in the office. Argh... how did it get to be past "go time"??!! What was I thinking? At that moment, and through the first part of the drive, I started to find myself doubting the value of making a two hour round trip to Berlin, for just a couple hours' window of time at BNA for Lady Luck to possibly arrive. 

 I was already beat and just didn't need an extra two hours in the car that evening, but I noticed a strange green light blinking in my periphery... it was getting brighter. And I could make out a silhouette of a moustasched man in the green beam of light. It was the green Lizardo Lantern, and its flashing, I have confirmed, is a sure sign of good things to come. If there was ever a time to believe in the power of BNA on a Wednesday night, this was it I thought, and down went the hammer!

UPDATED 10/24: TONIGHT! Nightmare on 15th Avenue Halloween Party in Chicago October 24th @ 8PM! Hosted by Doc!

UPDATED 10/24 at 11am: Doc here with a same day update on tonight's big Halloween event at 15th Ave. Adult Theater. 

The Party Room is fully decorated, the witch is flying above the BYOB bar area, and the stage is set for tonight HUGE party, Nightmare on 15th Ave.

Our very cool prizes are set aside for the tonight's Halloween Costume Contest for sexiest, funniest, and best couples costumes. Bob has the tunes set up for dancing the night away, and The Good Doctor is having a good hair day. 

One of our special out of town guests, Journal reporters The Adventurous MD Couple, will be attending their first 15th Ave. party.  Check out their most recent HOT report HERE. 

My good friends Vickie the Vixen & her partner in crime Victor also have something special planned, and details of which will be included in the final update this afternoon.

Join us for Chicagoland's best value in a lifestyle Halloween party TONIGHT at 15th Ave. Adult Theater, 2125 N. 15th Ave., in Melrose Park, IL. The fun starts at 8pm!  And couples, get here early so you do not miss out on your swag bags (first 50 M/F couples only with your paid admission). 

Next update this afternoon FROM CHICAGO. 

Thanks,
Doc

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Updated 10/23 at 3PM:  Doc here with an update on tomorrow night's huge Halloween Party at 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Chicago, Nightmare on 15th Ave.  

We will be welcoming many couples familiar to regular readers of the Journal, as well as some very cool out of town guests that should ring a bell or two.   I will clue you in on those folks in tomorrow morning's final update.

I also hear the Vickie the Vixen has something special up her and Victor's sleeve. Details also tomorrow.

My awesome physician's assistant, that blonde tall drink of water known as the Lovely J, has her outfit ready to go, and we hope to see some really outstanding costumes for the contests tomorrow night. Prizes will be given out for sexiest, funniest, and best couples costume.  As usual, I will be your host and MC for the evening.  The contest begins around 10pm in the Party Room.

Last update is tomorrow morning, and then it's time to gas up the Lizardo 4000 and head to Chicago from The Valley, near the small women's liberal arts college.

First time couples and single females, if you need a tour of the facility tomorrow night, ask for me by name.  I will be more than happy to assist!

Be ready!  I am...for Nightmare on 15th Ave at 15th Ave. Adult Theater, 2125 N. 15th Ave. in Melrose Park, IL.

Thanks,
Doc

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Doc here, a man who some say has ants in  his pants for the HUGE Halloween Party this Saturday night at Chicago's 15th Ave. Adult Theater!  

We are only 2 days away from Nightmare on 15th Avenue Halloween Party this Saturday October 24th, 2015 at 8pm at 15th Ave. Adult Theater, 2125 N. 15th Ave. in Melrose Park, IL.

On top of being Chicagoland's best value in a lifestyle event, our Nightmare on 15th Ave. Halloween bash promises to be bigger and better than ever! Plus, your admission gets you full run of the house: Adult theater, video arcade, spa, sauna, locker room, and of course the party.  For more info on our terrific facility, visit the 15th Ave. Theater website HERE for pics and video.

Our Little Black Dress Party, drew 99 couples and 2 single females, and a dozen t-gurls, along with dozens of single guys. We are expecting a huge turnout for Nightmare on 15th Avenue as well!

With this party, we are passing out 15th Ave Swag Bags to the first 50 male/female couples (with your paid admission). Each swag bag carries with it a $50 retail value of spooky, sexy and fun items for all your senses.  Get here early so you do not miss them!

Updated 10/22:  Here is a sneak peak at the Halloween Swag Bags we completed Wednesday afternoon:

Nightmare on 15th Ave Swag Bags

For this event we will be having our first Halloween Costume Party, with prizes courtesy of 15th Ave. Awards for sexiest, funniest, and best couples costume will be given out.

I (Doc from The Journal of Adult Theaters blog) will be your host and MC. We welcomed many new couples and singles from SLS and Fetlife at the Little Black Dress Party in September. Couples, if you are new to our parties, just ask for a tour and I will personally give one to you.


Nightmare on 15th Ave. Party Dress Code Details: Halloween costumes (of course!)

BYOB: We have large refrigerators and coolers to keep your beverages cold, along with mixers and cups.

TONIGHT!!! 10/24! "Scared Stiff at The Art" - The Art Cinema's Halloween Party October 24th 2015, starting at 7pm!

Special Report! Holly Godarkly's The Journey: Chronicles of a Woman’s Initiation into the World of “This Thing of Ours” - Part 2 (w/PICS)

Doc here, a man who some say once competed in an international ping pong tournament as a young Lizardo, but had to withdraw from competition after offering a sexual bribe to the Russian judge, Irina Takemypantsov.

Well kids, Part 1 of the awesome Holly Godarkly's Journey (HERE) was a huge hit, with over 16K pageviews and counting. And that was just the introduction!

Now, in Part 2 of Holly's Journey, the reality is just beginning to set in.  What has Holly set in motion? And what adult theater blog did Holly turn to for a primer in this thing of ours?  I will give you one guess, ladies and gentlemen. 

Please welcome back the lovely Holly Godarkly, and Part 2 of "The Journey"...

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The Journey: Chronicles of a Woman’s Initiation into the World of “This Thing of Ours”
Part 2 -- The Research and Education

What have I gotten myself into? I feel exhilarated – excited beyond anything I have ever experienced! But I am also fearful. I have no idea what to expect. Thank goodness the KNIGHT is here to guide me. He has given me homework – research to do. How did he know that I needed that? How did he know that I thirst for knowledge on every level and am into researching and discovering everything I can about all subjects important to me? It’s almost as though he can see into my soul. Such a wise man to allow the woman to get to that comfort level before proceeding. (Gentlemen, please take note!)

Holly Godarkly

After our initial introductory meeting at Starbucks, which lasted for about 15 minutes, we exchanged numbers. He had described the adult theater and how I would be completely safe with him. We parted company and I let him know I was interested in proceeding if he was. He was interested in proceeding, and texted me a site to look at. It was Doc’s blog here and I began to read some of the posts, in addition to 2 reviews he (KNIGHT) had done a couple of years ago. I started getting scared – and all kinds of questions came into my head. I had no one to talk to.

After reading a couple of posts, I texted the Knight and said that I was afraid that this was where men treated women like sluts and that I was looking to be treated like a goddess. He said that I was wrong – women were treated with respect at these places and had complete control over anything that happened. Okay.

Special Report! Holly Godarkly's The Journey: Chronicles of a Woman’s Initiation into the World of “This Thing of Ours” - Part 1 (w/PICS)

Doc here, a man who some say discovered radio signal that bombarded a small town in Pennsylvania, a radio wave that set into motion events across the nation... Consistent reports of people in trances. 

This has been an excellent week for reports submitted to your old friend in the white suit and aviators. There are several top shelf pieces in the editing que that will be hitting The Journal in the next few days, and they are page turners. 

However, with that being said, I would like to introduce you to someone just dipping her toes into this thing of ours. In this series of reports, the lovely Holly Godarkly will take you on a three-part journey into sexual discovery, trust, & exploration.  And taking her on this journey, an able knight.

This exploration is still in progress...And this is Part 1 of Holly Godarkly's Journey.  Grab a Fresca (Hi Gemini!) and enjoy this report.  I did.

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The Journey: Chronicles of a Woman’s Initiation into the World of “This Thing of Ours”

Part 1: Being Rescued – The Knight Appears

Work – day in, day out. It’s all I have. I tell myself to keep my mind busy – it will keep me from thinking. I try to focus my time and effort on keeping as busy as I can. I learn to channel all of my stress, frustrations and energies into work. I try to convince myself that it will keep me sane. Right! All work, no play. For decades…and how did I turn into such a bitch?

Holly Godarkly

And then Pandora’s Box is opened – nothing that was planned. But a very pleasant surprise that changes my entire demeanor. I have gone without sex for so long – not that is was anything to speak of when I did have it. And now I find myself in a unique situation where a man touches where he shouldn’t, during a massage, and I don’t say anything. He gets bolder and then suddenly he is between my legs and he is tasting me. I have never had this done before. And I stay silent – I do not stop him. I let him continue – for 20 minutes. I thoroughly enjoy the experience. And I have this smile on my face that I can’t seem to wipe off. 2 hours later, my girlfriend notices – she is very aware that something has changed! Something drastic! And something that she has believed was well overdue.

I feel different. I feel happy. The bitchiness that was my norm is gone. I decide that I need to live a little before it is too late for me. So I look on CL…but I am not comfortable and do not like the site. I did not put an ad up, but I answered a lot of ads. Just did not seem to work out very well.

I discover a different site, SLS, and decide to take control of my situation and place an ad. I am not looking for a relationship – but I need to find something. You see, I am walking around aroused all of the time now. This constant state of arousal is distracting. And if I could find a little play here and there, maybe that would help me.

The ad I placed is very specific. I take a hard look at myself and try to determine what really does turn me on. I think about my fantasies, and I decide to list those things that would excite me. I place a couple of pictures up – boob shots since that is my only asset. I wonder if anyone would be interested…if anyone will respond.

This is the profile I submitted:

Flash Report! Anaconda Visits Cinema 309 in Wilkes-Barre PA and Hits Paydirt!

Doc here, a man who some say first saw her at Palantine Campaign headquarters at 63rd and Broadway. She was wearing a white dress. She appeared like an angel. Out of this filthy mess, she is alone. They cannot touch her.

Senior reporter Anaconda has checked in with an encouraging report from Northeast PA and Cinema 309 in Wilkes-Barre. It's a good one folks, so enjoy...

Take it away, Anaconda!

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Hey Doc,

Well, here is what I think will be a good report on a theater with a possible uptick in activity happening.

I found myself in NEPA this past weekend (10/2-3) for a family/friends function and had a little time to kill. I have shared my woes about Cinema 309 in Wilkes-Barre with you in at least one of our chats. It's a nice big theater (actual theater like Westwood and Art Cinema, except without the historical theater vibe) with wide aisles conducive for play, but it is certainly dominated by the "confused group." The only time I have seen females in there (twice), one time she was 1/2 of a couple who didn't play and the other was a single gal who was distracted (to say it politely).

But recently, I have seen a bit of a mini-explosion of activity around this place on both CL and SLS from couples. So, I thought to myself this past Saturday (10/3) night, why not give it a shot, who knows what might happen. So I rolled in around 7PM and took a spot that would afford me a good spot to view the movie and keep an eye on the door. I waited patiently, the porn on screen was pretty decent. I did have to move seats once as I got a bit crowded by one guy who was "testing the waters."

Cinema 309
Wilkes-Barre, PA

Then at about 7:30, in strolls a decent looking black couple. The guy was a very large man and his lady was not small, not a BBW either, but thick. They took up seats in the very back row in the corner, very difficult for me to "keep an eye on" since I had to turn almost 180 degrees around to see them, but every once in a while, I tried to peek to see the progression of activity.

They sat for a while and didn't do anything...I was wondering if this might end up being a bust. Then, they moved to stand up against the back wall, her standing in front of him, and I could tell she was stroking him and that he had his fingers on/in her pussy under her dress. I played it cool and let things develop...and before you knew it the crowd had gathered, her dress was off and you had 4 guys with mouths and hands all over her.

I left my seat to get closer to get a good view. Her man announced, "Just go easy fellas, she's a little nervous already. We're trying something new." Well, she may have been a rookie, but she was a natural. She was stroking 2 cocks at a time while a 3rd fucked her from behind. She had to banish one guy who was being a little too rough, but to her extreme credit, she didn't freak out and run, she just told him, "You're out" and kept on going with the rest of her admirers.

Flash Report! Johnny Paradise: Notes from a Theatre, Somewhere in America

Doc here, a man who some say has read some great reports tonight as I prep them for publication. Solid blow by blow reports, some incredible new pics, and new info for the dB.

However, when I see a report from senior reporter Johnny Paradise land in my in-box, I get excited. I know that something special is right around the corner for my eyes and my head. 

And kids, in my honest opinion, this is his best report yet (and each one of his is an instant classic).  There is no one I publish who captures all five senses in the adult theater scene like Johnny Paradise. 

Get ready to be enveloped.

Take it away, sir.

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NOTES FROM A THEATRE, SOMEWHERE IN AMERICA

"I was born in the Midwest..."

So sayeth scholars and sinners, heroes and fools, Presidents, paupers, poets and prophets, profiteers and populists, barons of industry, the working men who built America, so sayeth Don Draper in a terse declaration of identification - defensive, defiant, delivered with the curious blend of modesty and arrogance that is as Midwestern as the Midwesterner himself.

I was born in the Midwest, too... and at the risk of letting bias blur the ink of journalistic impartiality, on a crisp beautiful October afternoon it surpasses one's ability to not think, to not believe that this land is different, special, blessed and beatified by the unique geography that makes Autumn here so indescribably nice. Autumn in Michigan is exquisite - and brief - a short cool sunlit trip through an orchard that starts under summer's unforgiving heat and delivers us, finally, to the cold in-escapability of winter's long embrace; in the middle ground there is bittersweet perfection.

Bittersweet, because Autumn reminds us of loss and the brevity of all things, accomplished and undone... "Sic transit gloria mundi" - so sayeth the Midwesterner, so sayeth the observer of things, so sayeth the baseball fan.

Flash Report! The CEO Visits CTs Adult Theater in Gary IN by CK on Call on Sept. 11 '15

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Couple's Flash Report! Bambi & Thumper Hit Secrets in Des Moines, WA on 10/9/15 (w/PICS!)

Doc here, a man who some say has been canning tomatoes for the last 10 days, so he has an ample supply of marinara  for the long winter ahead, with a GREAT Couple's Flash Report from senior reporting team, Bambi & Thumper.

Bambi & Thumper ventured out to the fast-rising Secrets in Des Moines, WA for a night out, and it looks like it was a very fun night indeed.

Also included in this top-shelf report are 10 brand new pics of the sexy as Hell Bambi, for your visual pleasure.  Another bonus is that it includes our first Canadian Thanksgiving reference for 2015.

So kids, pull up a seat, pop open a Fresca (Hi Gemini!), and enjoy the naughty adventures of Bambi & Thumper from this past Friday night @ Secrets!

Here we go...

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Hey Doc,

How are you? Again, it's been a long time!  We visited Secrets in Des Moines this past Friday (frozen north turkey weekend) night and I thought I would drop you a quick note. 

We arrived after 9pm and found the parking lot packed. A lot of cars were parked in the overflow next door at the car wash. We made our way down the ramp to the side door. As the weather was not that great Bambi had on her favorite rain coat, which covered up her black see through lace top, 1/4 cup bra, black skirt, black stockings and red lace mules. Tonight the shoes matched the garter belt and the stockings had red hearts ( a nice look).  A new addition was the "slut' anklet.

We made our way through the packed lobby and into the main theater area. A nice gentleman offered up one of the couches and we sat down, and off came the rain coat. In a short time, the skirt was up and the tits were out. We were then surrounded. Bambi set out the rules for the night (no shots to the face and hair, and stay out of the panties). It started slowly as guys sucked on her tits and rubbed her all over. 

Live Report! The AP (Ass & Pussy) Reporter at Pulaski ABS in PA on 10/14 at 6PM EST

Doc here, a man who some say is currently face down at his massage therapist's office, but not too busy to post a Live Flash Report from Western PA from new contributor, The AP (Ass & Pussy) Reporter.

The APR is currently at the Pulaski ABS in Pulaski, PA, and is embedded in the trenches with this live report.

What say you, AP reporter?

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Hey, whats up Doc?

This is your AP Reporter (Ass & Pussy) filing a live report from the Pulaski ABS in PA.

Last night (10/13) I found myself in the area and settled in for a couple of hours of observation. It being a Tuesday evening there was a few gentlemen waiting for something to happen.  Around 8:15 a couple did arive. They stayed in the store and bought something to take home and left. That was all to report for last night.