Sunday, November 1, 2015

Smut for a Sunday Evening: Gobble Down Edition Part 1 with 60 Pics!!!

Doc here, a man who some say is bigger than US Steel, with the crowd favorite known as Smut for a Sunday Evening.   My name is Emilio, and I will be taking your drink orders. 

OK, we are through with Halloween. No more creaking doors. No more black cats. No more haunted house noises. No more sounds of 1 million cannoli screaming out in horror, and then suddenly, silence.

It's November dammit. The month of The Good Doctor's birthday. The air is crisp, and as my Uncle Argento used to say, "Quando il gelo è sulla zucca , è il momento per dicky inzuppare." (Translation: "When the frost is on the pumpkin, it's time for dicky dunking.")

We will starting the month of November with a Smut for a Sunday Evening featuring the best gland gobbling images from the Good Doctor's archive of real images from real reporters to The Journal.  Nothing poached from the internet, nothing used without permission. All these images are the real deal. 

Part 1 publishes now.  Part 2 publishes next Sunday.

I suggest pouring yourself an Irish coffee with a Fresca chaser (Hi Gemini!), and enjoy Smut for a Sunday Evening: Gobble Down Edition.

Smut for a Sunday Evening: Gobble Down Edition
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Wednesday, October 28, 2015

The Good Doctor's Pics of the Day! Mrs. Adventurous MD Couple!

Doc here, a man who some say knew whoever it was, they put the dynamite under the passenger's side. But what they didn't know, what nobody outside the factory knew, was that that model car was made with a metal plate under the driver's seat. It's the only thing that saved his life.

Welcome to The Good Doctor's Pic of the Day.  This is how it works...While I am sipping on a Bloody Mary, I scan The Journal's archive of amazing images of adult theater related material. When I find one (or several) that feel right for the day, they land here on TGDPOTD. 

The Lizardo Lantern
Today I would love to feature Mrs. Adventurous MD Couple. Last night at 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Chicago, a group a extraordinary gentlemen was greeted by The Adventurous MD Couple and The Mrs. led them to the front row of of the theater.  These gentlemen were The Black Sox, my assembly of adult theater veterans who when seeing The Lizardo Lantern, assemble at that adult theater for some pre-arranged R&R. By the end of the evening, after receiving a top-shelf BJ from The Mrs., her amazingly hot body was cum-covered, and the guys drained.

Many thanks to The Adventurous MD Couple for making the trip into 15th Ave. Adult Theater on a very rainy and windy night!

There will be a report forthcoming from The Adventurous MD Couple on this adventure on Chicago's west side last night, in addition to their "his & her" report from the huge Halloween Party at 15th Ave. 4 days prior. 

In the meantime, enjoy these amazing pics of Mrs. Adventurous MD Couple as The Good Doctor's Pics of the Day!

Thanks,
Doc

Mrs. Adventurous MD Couple
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Breaking News: Act I & II Adult Theater in Denver, CO Now Closed

Doc here with some bad news for patrons of this thing of ours in Denver.

I received an e-mail last night that Act I & II, a Denver adult theater on West Colfax Avenue had closed.  My source told me that he popped into the strip club next door (Pleasures) and was told of the closing then.

If you have any additional info on this closing, please drop me an e-mail at emiliolizardo1@gmail.com. 

The database has been updated, sadly.

Here is a pic of Act 1 & II is happier times:
Act I & II - Denver, CO
Now Closed

















Good-bye Act I & II.  We hardly knew ye.

Thanks,
Doc
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Tuesday, October 27, 2015

Special Report! Holly Godarkly's The Journey: Chronicles of a Woman’s Initiation into the World of “This Thing of Ours” - Part 3 (w/PICS)

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Flash Report! Setting the Table for Holly Godarkly by Knight on 10/22/15 at Past Time Video in Stuebenville, OH (w/PICS!)

Doc here, a man who Johnny Paradise refers to as "The Lou Grant of the Libertines", with the pre-game show for Part 3 of Holly Godarkly's Journey into This Thing of Ours. 

Holly's escort for this first trip to an adult theater is Knight, a reporter for the Journal in it's early days starting in 2011. In Parts 1 and 2 of her report, Holly discusses meeting Knight and making the decision to have him escort her to her first adult theater.

Also as part of this visit, Holly brought along her partner in crime, Lacey. Who would not want a wing woman by her side as she dips her toes into this thing of ours?

Now, let's meet Knight as he sets the table for Holly.

Take it away, sir.

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Hi Doc.. long time no talk! 

I found our lovely Holly Godarkly and her friend Lacey. They both are newbies to This Thing Of Ours (TTOO) and so I decided to choose a proper venue for their first time. I chose Past Time Video in Steubenville Ohio. 

Upcoming Event! Trick N Treat at The Paris Theatre in Portland, OR on 10/31

Doc here, a man who some say has an appreciation of doughnuts that is considered to be "unnatural." 

It's been a big last few days across the adult theater spectrum in regard to Halloween events. This past weekend saw 15th Ave. Adult Theater draw 106 couples to Nightmare on 15th Ave. in Chicago, and the mighty Art Cinema draw 96 couples to Scared Stiff @ The Art in Hartford. 

This coming weekend is a big one in Portland, OR (a place I'd move to in a second if I could) and to the legendary Paris Theatre.  On Saturday, the terrific owner of the theatre, Ray, is throwing Trick N Treat at The Paris, running from 7PM to Midnite on Halloween night.

The Paris is a staple in this thing of ours.  Built in 1890 as a burlesque house, it has undergone many iterations before Ray moved his business from the old Jefferson Theater to The Paris.

Please check out Trick N Treat at The Paris this Saturday night!  Doctor's orders!

Thanks,
Doc

Sunday, October 25, 2015

A Record Setting Box Score! Nightmare on 15th Ave. Adult Theater Halloween Party on 10/24/15 in Chicago - 106 Couples!

Doc here, a man who some say thinks he has seen it all. Done it all. And he then realizes that up he has never seen a guy dressed as the Big Bad Wolf eat Little Red Riding Hood's ass on a stage in an adult theater. 

But last night he did.

Ladies and gentlemen, last night's Nightmare on 15th Ave. Halloween Party at 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Chicago's western burbs was one for the ages, and set a new house record!  The Halloween costumes were tremendous (Teen Titans!), the girls had incredibly sexy outfits: wenches, cheerleaders (Hi Kitten!), lady cops & more, a lovely and sexy Freudian Slip *may* have been stroking a beer bottle suggestively, an awful lots of priests, and there may have been a brand new attendee (Arturo) in a huge giraffe outfit who wished for world peace and the safety of dolphins.

Special huge thank yous to:

  • The Lovely Jen, my physician's assistant, for helping during the three costume contests.
  • Bob, Natalie, Scott, Roy, and Fernando from the 15th Ave. staff.  A great job as always!
  • Journal contributors Kitten, Victor & Victoria, The Adventurous MD Couple, Moaning Lisa & Mr. Mxyzptlk, P&F, The Big O Couple, Shannon & Gracie, ToyLovingMilf & D, Brenda & D, and the always awesome Mr. & Mrs. Slaneesh, among others. If I missed you and you were at the event last night, please e-mail me and I will add you to the thank yous. I am a little woozy this morning.
  • All of our first time guests from SLS, Fetlife, & more.  I hope you had as much fun as it looked like you were having!

My House Call Report in in process, and I will get it published post haste. I promise. Pinky swear.

In the meantime, I know you want to know how many people attended this huge event. Here we go...

Box Score: Nightmare on 15th Ave. Halloween Party in Chicago

106 Couples
  8 Single Females
 13 T-Gurls
  & Dozens and Dozens of Single Guys

The prior record was 99 couples for one of our 15th Ave. events (the Little Black Dress Party last month). Each party gets bigger and better, who knows where this crazy train will stop!

The next event at 15th Ave. that will be hosted by The Good Doctor will be Saturday November 21st 2015: Saints & Sinners Couples and Single Females Party. Details on this event on The Journal tonight.

Thank you to all the great, sexy guests we welcomed last night to 15th Ave.  I have seen some crazy events in my days, but nothing to date has touched this one.  

Enjoy your Sunday. I need a nap.

Thanks,
Doc

Flash Report! DryCleanOnly Hits Berlin News Agency in NJ on a Recent Rainy Night

Doc here, a man who some say uses water ice to cool down after a tough day at the office. And by office, I mean a top tier adult theater in the Philadelphia area.

The teletype machine here at the Lizardo Labs fired off a communique from senior Journal scribe DryCleanOnly, and his most recent visit to the always awesome Berlin News Agency (Hi Paul, Bill, Frank, & Brenda!) in Berlin NJ. 

In usual DCO form, it is an outstanding report, filled with the stuff that keeps you coming back for more. And it also contains a rare mention of the Lizardo Lantern, a little known East Coast phenomenon.

Ladies and gentlemen, from parts unknown, weight unknown, please welcome back DryCleanOnly.

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Dear Doc,

I had been *pumped* for a week to make the trip to Philly for somerather monotonous business meetings... why? you might ask... because, as any regular of the Journal would know, Philly puts me in striking distance to the one-of-a-kind Berlin News Agency. I've had a few visits to BNA over the years, and they've never let me down, even though trips on Wednesdays (as I often have to make) can be more miss than hit at many venues in this thing of ours.

A Rare 1866 Tintype of
The Lizardo Lantern
Sure it was hard to keep focused during the business part of the day, then I had to crank out some work in the office. Argh... how did it get to be past "go time"??!! What was I thinking? At that moment, and through the first part of the drive, I started to find myself doubting the value of making a two hour round trip to Berlin, for just a couple hours' window of time at BNA for Lady Luck to possibly arrive. 

 I was already beat and just didn't need an extra two hours in the car that evening, but I noticed a strange green light blinking in my periphery... it was getting brighter. And I could make out a silhouette of a moustasched man in the green beam of light. It was the green Lizardo Lantern, and its flashing, I have confirmed, is a sure sign of good things to come. If there was ever a time to believe in the power of BNA on a Wednesday night, this was it I thought, and down went the hammer!

Saturday, October 24, 2015

UPDATED 10/24: TONIGHT! Nightmare on 15th Avenue Halloween Party in Chicago October 24th @ 8PM! Hosted by Doc!

UPDATED 10/24 at 11am: Doc here with a same day update on tonight's big Halloween event at 15th Ave. Adult Theater. 

The Party Room is fully decorated, the witch is flying above the BYOB bar area, and the stage is set for tonight HUGE party, Nightmare on 15th Ave.

Our very cool prizes are set aside for the tonight's Halloween Costume Contest for sexiest, funniest, and best couples costumes. Bob has the tunes set up for dancing the night away, and The Good Doctor is having a good hair day. 

One of our special out of town guests, Journal reporters The Adventurous MD Couple, will be attending their first 15th Ave. party.  Check out their most recent HOT report HERE. 

My good friends Vickie the Vixen & her partner in crime Victor also have something special planned, and details of which will be included in the final update this afternoon.

Join us for Chicagoland's best value in a lifestyle Halloween party TONIGHT at 15th Ave. Adult Theater, 2125 N. 15th Ave., in Melrose Park, IL. The fun starts at 8pm!  And couples, get here early so you do not miss out on your swag bags (first 50 M/F couples only with your paid admission). 

Next update this afternoon FROM CHICAGO. 

Thanks,
Doc

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Updated 10/23 at 3PM:  Doc here with an update on tomorrow night's huge Halloween Party at 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Chicago, Nightmare on 15th Ave.  

We will be welcoming many couples familiar to regular readers of the Journal, as well as some very cool out of town guests that should ring a bell or two.   I will clue you in on those folks in tomorrow morning's final update.

I also hear the Vickie the Vixen has something special up her and Victor's sleeve. Details also tomorrow.

My awesome physician's assistant, that blonde tall drink of water known as the Lovely J, has her outfit ready to go, and we hope to see some really outstanding costumes for the contests tomorrow night. Prizes will be given out for sexiest, funniest, and best couples costume.  As usual, I will be your host and MC for the evening.  The contest begins around 10pm in the Party Room.

Last update is tomorrow morning, and then it's time to gas up the Lizardo 4000 and head to Chicago from The Valley, near the small women's liberal arts college.

First time couples and single females, if you need a tour of the facility tomorrow night, ask for me by name.  I will be more than happy to assist!

Be ready!  I am...for Nightmare on 15th Ave at 15th Ave. Adult Theater, 2125 N. 15th Ave. in Melrose Park, IL.

Thanks,
Doc

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Doc here, a man who some say has ants in  his pants for the HUGE Halloween Party this Saturday night at Chicago's 15th Ave. Adult Theater!  

We are only 2 days away from Nightmare on 15th Avenue Halloween Party this Saturday October 24th, 2015 at 8pm at 15th Ave. Adult Theater, 2125 N. 15th Ave. in Melrose Park, IL.

On top of being Chicagoland's best value in a lifestyle event, our Nightmare on 15th Ave. Halloween bash promises to be bigger and better than ever! Plus, your admission gets you full run of the house: Adult theater, video arcade, spa, sauna, locker room, and of course the party.  For more info on our terrific facility, visit the 15th Ave. Theater website HERE for pics and video.

Our Little Black Dress Party, drew 99 couples and 2 single females, and a dozen t-gurls, along with dozens of single guys. We are expecting a huge turnout for Nightmare on 15th Avenue as well!

With this party, we are passing out 15th Ave Swag Bags to the first 50 male/female couples (with your paid admission). Each swag bag carries with it a $50 retail value of spooky, sexy and fun items for all your senses.  Get here early so you do not miss them!

Updated 10/22:  Here is a sneak peak at the Halloween Swag Bags we completed Wednesday afternoon:


Nightmare on 15th Ave Swag Bags
For this event we will be having our first Halloween Costume Party, with prizes courtesy of 15th Ave. Awards for sexiest, funniest, and best couples costume will be given out.

I (Doc from The Journal of Adult Theaters blog) will be your host and MC. We welcomed many new couples and singles from SLS and Fetlife at the Little Black Dress Party in September. Couples, if you are new to our parties, just ask for a tour and I will personally give one to you.


Nightmare on 15th Ave. Party Dress Code Details: Halloween costumes (of course!)

BYOB: We have large refrigerators and coolers to keep your beverages cold, along with mixers and cups.

TONIGHT!!! 10/24! "Scared Stiff at The Art" - The Art Cinema's Halloween Party October 24th 2015, starting at 7pm!