Round 9: Top 3 Adult Theater Women - "Ruth" by Major Voyeur

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Velvet Skye Hits Chicago! It's Gonna Be A Bumpy Ride!

Doc here with more details of what I teased about a few days ago... Porn star/internet vixen Velvet Skye (http://twitter.com/VelvetSkye) is now in Chicago!  She will be in The Windy City for a few days of fun and frolic.

So how does The Good Doctor factor into things you ask?  Well, Velvet will be making a few visits to the 15th Avenue Adult Books (and adult theater) in Melrose Park, IL during her time here.  As a matter of fact, she messaged me this evening with word that she had just left 15th (after having a great time there...Visiting), and might be heading back for a nightcap later tonight. 

If you have seen any of Velvet's internet TV episodes, you find out that beyond the fact she is super hot, she has a great laugh and naughty streak beyond reproach.  Her website is http://www.velvetskye.tv/

So, if you have choice this weekend of doing touristy things in Chicago (Navy Pier, Great America, The Mag Mile), you may want to give 15th Avenue Adult Books (at 2125 N. 15th Ave in Melrose Park) a visit too.  You might just run into a hot blond porn star.

Thanks,

Doc

Round 8: Top 3 Adult Theater Women - "Red" by Wine Guy

Doc here with Round 8 of the Top 3 Adult Theater Women.  Joining the discussion is first time caller (long time listener) Wine Guy, and the essay he has submitted for your approval rocks. Hard.

So sit back, open up a nice chianti (no fava beans please), and enjoy this tale from only a few years ago from The Palm Theater in San Mateo, CA.

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I am heeding the call of the Good Doctor to find that ever challenging search for the top 3 adult theate women ever. My nomination has to be Red of Palm Theater fame.

The SF Bay Area has never been the same since the closure of the infamous Palm Theater, a cavernous adult venue in a residential neighborood of San Mateo, CA.

In about 2005, it was announced by a creepy guy named Kaju that he would be bringing his "slut" to introduce her to the adult theater scene on a much-anticipated weekday afternoon. Now weekdays in the adult theater world are primarily reserved for the married and attached who are sneaking out of the home with the white picket fence in the tree-lined neighborhood while the kids are in school to explore their dark side. Now, I cannot confirm that Red was one of these desperate housewives, but her repeated visits to the Palm were always daytime soap opera affairs and anxiously anticipated by the double-life warriors.

The first announced Red visit was no exception. About 30-40 guys had gotten word through Kaju's post that he would be introducing Red to her new adventures on a sunny weekday afternoon. I just happened to be in the lobby devouring my first bag of popcorn, when in walked a couple, half of whom was a striking redhead in an overcoat. Now, given the fact that it was about 80 degrees outside and this young lass sported a short-cropped crimson "do", it didn't take rocket science to surmise that our guest of honor had arrived with nothing but a beautiful set of bare knockers and well-cropped bush underneath the coat and that it wouldn't adorned for long

Suddenly, her escort excused himself to hit the men's room, leaving her alone in the lobby, to be goggled by the onlookers in complete awe that this to-be-initiated theater slut was gorgeous and had a smile to die for. Kaju (I have no idea where he got that name) returned and asked the attendant for a lighted escort to the front row right (for those who remember the Palm, the darkness was unimaginable when you enetered) One was afraid to move before your eyes adjust for fear of bumping into someone's bodily fluids or acts of passion or anonymous sex.

After a few miniutes of eager anticipation by the stiff patrons, Red announced that she was ready and removed the coat, which immediately triggered a stampede to within inches of her luscious totally naked body. She immediately got to work on no-holes barred action, each time thanking the giver for the load of jizz he would deposit in one oriface or another. After about two hours of non-stop action and dozens of guys unloading, she announced that it was time to leave. Then we got our just desserts...

As Red walked up the aisle arm-in-arm with Kajus, she unexpectantly stopped halfway, once again remover her coat, lied down on the filthy, jizz-stained carpet and asked guys to jack-off on her. Of course, most of us accommodated her in gratitude for sharing her first adult theater visit with us. She left with a greater smile on her face than when she entered.

Red reappeared several more times at the Palm and another playtime theater, Funville in Vallejo, but each was greeted with a smile and great sexual attitude. Rumor has it that she also explored the world of DP,GS and K9, before fading into the sunset and Ozzie and Harriet world.

Fond memories, Red. You were one of a kind.

-Wineguy

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Great report from Wine Guy, don't you think?  The submissions keep coming in, and each one is as good the last.  We look forward to hearing more from you down the road!

There still is time to submit a "Top 3 Adult Theater Woman" nomination.  E-mail The Good Doctor at emiliolizardo1@gmail.com, and I'll help edit your story, add a few photos, and publish it.  It's easy!  Ask Wine Guy!

Doc

Blast From The Past! Sharon Mitchell at The Dove Theater by Justa Reply

Doc here with a Blast From The Past from regular reporter Justa Reply.  I think you will like his remembrance of a Sharon Mitchell appearance at The Dove Theater in Kansas City, MO.  The theater is long gone, but this story is brand new.
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The Dove Theater, circa 1984

Old Marine Corps Guy's story about Jamie Gillis made me remember an evening at The Dove Theater in Kansas City. There never was much pussy action in there. Pretty staid and boring place for a porno theater. It was fairly close to an urban university and occasionally you'd run across a very edible looking coed crouching down in a seat with some young guy, usually her or both of them looking scared to death, and never playing. Then there was the usual raincoat crowd in the back row mutually wanking each other. That was about it.

One time in the '80s Sharon Mitchell and another, lesser known and now forgotten film slut came to town and did a stage show at The Dove. On an average afternoon there would be maybe 20 people scattered around the quiet, cavernous theater, but the night Sharon showed up the place was standing room only. It struck me as funny; the front row was packed with flashlight wielding guys, caterwauling and pounding the platform with their fists. Every time Sharon sashayed up toward the front of the stage it was like the 20th Century Fox spotlights, times 100, and her pussy was the target. Back then the girls all still wore their muffs, thick and beautiful, and it was quite a site.

After the performance the lights came up and Sharon stood there for another 30 minutes in all her naked glory, answering questions from her fans. I only remember a couple of things about that part-- 1) Sharon and the guys were talking back and forth like they were at a company party. She acted completely comfortable and seemed oblivious to the fact she was naked. And 2) somebody asked her what it was like to have sex with John Holmes. "Fucking John Holmes," she said matter-of-factly," is kind of like having a baby."

After the Q&A the whole crowd repaired to the lobby for snapshots. If you coughed up 20 bucks you could get a Polaroid of your leering self and a naked Sharon Mitchell to show your grand kids. I passed on the picture and headed out, satisfied at my brush with porn celebrity.
Later on,
Justa Reply
 
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I'm sure that just about everyone reading The Journal has an experience or 6 that would warrant their own "Blast From The Past".  Send them along to The Good Doctor at emiliolizardo1@gmail.com, and they will get the royal treatment, just like Justa Reply's above.
 
Thanks,
Doc

Public Service Announcement From The Good Doctor

Doc here with a Public Service Announcement for the readers of The Journal of Adult Theaters.

Porn star, internet goddess, and excellent driver Velvet Skye (http://twitter.com/VelvetSkye) has asked The Good Doctor and The Journal of Adult Theaters to be her platform for announcing adult theater visits.  When she has locked in a city and day, you will see it here at The Journal as well as my Twitter feed http://twitter.com/LizardoJournal).

The Good Doctor is pleased to announce that Velvet Skye will be visiting Chicago Wednesday through Friday of this week (July 14-16th).  Her current plans include visiting 15th Avenue Books in Melrose Park, IL.  As of now we do not have a specific day or time for her visit.  Please note: She is visiting the ABS-Theater-Spa as a paying customer, not part of a store-sponsored event.

Want some advice?:
A) Sign up to follow The Good Doctor on Twitter http://twitter.com/LizardoJournal.
B) Watch for the Tweets on her visit from both myself and Velvet Skye.
C) Eat your vegatables.  Mom would want it that way.

Stay tuned for more announcements in the next day or three.

Velvet travels pretty extensively, and as she does, The Good Doctor will provide information on her adult theater location and dates.  Why?  Because I am a giver.



Thanks,
Doc

UPDATED! Round 7: Top 3 Adult Theater Women - Justa Reply on "The Hairdresser"

Doc here with Round 7 of the "Top 3 Adult Theater Women".  This edition is courtesy of regular Kansas City reporter, Justa Reply.  His candidate is a strong contender...Do you agree?
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I hereby nominate . . . "The Hairdresser." You'd walk into one of the theaters and hear an excited whisper: "hey dude, The Hairdresser' is here." Or, "damn, man, you just missed 'The Hairdresser.' "

She was a regular in the adult theater scene in Kansas City during the 80's and 90's. She never was an ostentatious performer, but when she showed up she was always there for cock. The Hairdresser could usually be found at The Strand or The Dove, which was around 33rd and Main in Kansas City.

The Dove Theater, circa 1984

She was above average looking, had a decently nice body and a long, attractive mane of blond hair. She was usually accompanied by a trim, polished guy who always looked like he'd just stepped out of a bandbox. I don't think he was a boyfriend or husband . . . I always got the vibe he was just a friend, or a sibling . . . or something.

Anyway, she loved to be fucked. Bent over and fucked from behind, usually. She'd stand in the murky hallways at the back of the theater and let one guy after another bend her over. She and Bandbox Man also frequented Erotic City. I fucked her probably a dozen times while she was active, once going to a city park a few blocks from a theater and banging her on a picnic table just as dusk took hold.

The Strand Theater, circa 1984

I'll agree with OldBeatNik-- internet Robin was quite the theater slut, but our local talent wasn't too shabby either.

--Justa Reply
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Doc here again...Great job as always by Justa Reply. 

There is STILL TIME to get in a last minute nomination for your Top 3 Adult Theater Women!  E-mail The Good Doctor at emiliolizardo1@gmail.com. 

Thanks!

Doc

Round 6: Top 3 Adult Theater Women - JaxBchBum on "Barbie"

Doc here with Round 6 of The Top 3 Adult Theater Women.  Longtime correspondant JaxBchBum is nominating Barbie, a former regular at the Belvedere Theater...

(FYI, check out my comments after you enjoy Jax's essay for an update on The Belvedere Theater)
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Doc,

Thanks for the note and the chance for a nomination. While I have seen many memorable women in adult theatres, the one that sticks out (or causes me to stick out) is Barbie from the Belevedere Theatre in Decatur GA (now closed) back in the late 80s.

Barbie used to be a dancer and although in her mid- to late 30s, still had a wonderful body and legs that would take your breathe away. To appreciate Barbie, you have to understand the layout of the Belvedere. It used to be a regular sized, twin theatre with a common lounge area with seating and vending machines. Barbie and her man would sit outside the theatre in a chair right in front of one of the theatre's aisles/doorways. She would always be wearing a short skirt showing off those wonderful legs that leg right up to her shaved pussy that she would carefully show off by keeping her legs slightly opened. As you approached and noticed, she would give you that sexy smile that said this is for your viewing pleasure.

After a bit, Barbie and her man would go into the theatre and go way down front for the party to begin. It would always start as a seductive, discrete playtime between the two of them that would last for several hours (with breaks back up to the seating area) that would end up with Barbie totally nude and sitting her her man's lap riding his cock while leaning forward and sucking another cock while jacking / sucking off 2 others guys standing on each side.
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Doc here...As always, a nice reporting job from our friend, JaxBchBum.  Thanks!
 
As noted in my introduction, I wanted to give you an update on the tragic series of events that closed The Belvedere, and an event within the last 10 days at the former location of the theater.
 
The Belvedere was under a pretty consistant harrassment from local authorities while in operation as a porn house.  There are videos online of raids of the theater, and a few very unlucky people being escorted out by the local po-po.
 
In April of 2008, the son of the owner of The Belvedere was shot during a robbery at closing time at the theater, and died the next day.  By the next month, The Belvedere was gone.  Here is a photo after the closure of the theater:

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
When searching for some different images for this article, I discovered that the plaza which The Belvedere stood caught fire on June 27th.  While the theater didn't burn down, it got awfully close. See below (the theater is on the right - look for the little stars on the facade of the theater):

If the smoke and water damage to the remaining structures is too great, the rest of the plaza will be razed, and with that the last memory of The Belvedere goes with it.

Doc

Round 5: Top 3 Adult Theater Women - Old Marine Corps Guy on "Suzie Slut"

Doc here with Round 5 of the Top 3 Adult Theater Women.  This entry is from frequent collaborator Old Marine Corps Guy.  OMCG moderates a terrific Yahoo Group, "Arizona Adult Theater Spots" (http://groups.yahoo.com/group/ArizonaAdultTheaterSpots/, and is a veteran of "this thing of our's", as well as our country's. His reports are no-nonsense, and full of good info and insight.  OMCG also brought us the famous "Jamie Gillis Story" a few weeks back, and is part of our poll on the right hand side of the blog as best recent story.  It's an instant classic.

Now to the topic at hand...The Top 3 Adult Theater Women. OMCG has his entry, and it's a doozie.  So without further ado, currently hailing from Arizona, and standing somewhere near the 5th tee, is Old Marine Corps Guy:

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Doc,

You asked for my submission for my, “Top 3 Adult Theater Women”, so here it is:

I’ll call her, “Suzie Seat Slut”. She was around the San Francisco area back in the late 70’s and early 80’s. She was a short Hispanic lady in her late 30’s or early 40’s, with a pleasant face, and a killer body.

She (Alicia), and her husband (Bill), would come to the “Two Reel” theater on Jones St. at about 2000 hours (that’s 8:00PM for your civilians ;D ) on Fridays and stay until about 2000 hours on Sunday. She would wear nothing but (what my mother would have called) a “housedress”. They would never leave the entire time. They would bring a lunchbox of food with them and once all that food was gone they would have all their meals delivered to them at the theater.

There were 2 small (about 40-50 seats each) theaters with pass through privileges and they would go back and forth to each and try to break her “record” each weekend that they were there. She was proud of the fact that on one 48 hour period she (I remember this because it still amazes me) fucked and/or sucked off 143 men!! And they did this EVERY weekend!!

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Thank OMCG for your nomination of "Suzie".  48 hours straight in a porn theater?  Sounds like a 80's version of "Survivor". 

There is still time to get in your nomination for Top 3 Adult Theater Women.  E-mail The Good Doctor at emiliolizardo1@gmail.com.

Thanks,

Doc

Round 4: Top 3 Adult Theater Women - Dr. Luv Presents Mrs. Partridge

Doc here again resuming our virtual beauty pagent for Top 3 Adult Theater Women.  Dr. Luv is back (see his awesome first report here http://alturl.com/5z8nf) with another top shelf report for his nominee for a Top 3.

From one Doctor to another, thank you Dr. Luv for your entry.
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Dr. Luv, circa 2009

As someone who has spent the last 30 years scouring the continent experiencing “this thing of ours”, I have had the pleasure to witness some amazing lasses in the throes of public sex. I would like to submit, for your edification, someone I met a long time ago that made quite an impression upon me:

Mrs. Partridge at the Playhouse Theatre in Tampa Florida – 1995

Mrs. Partridge (she vaguely resembled a young Shirley Jones the actress in 60’s sitcom the Partridge Family) was anything but active when I entered the straight theatre at the Playhouse that late afternoon. As this was the dirtiest and sleaziest of the theatres in Tampa – and in some ways the least couples friendly (couples take away the business from the hookers working there) I was surprised to see what appeared to be a newbie couple there at all. Usually only the seasoned performers come there to get their freak on.

The Playhouse is a very dark room with an inferior projector, so it takes one a few minutes before your eyes adjust. Mr and Mrs. Partridge were fully clothed staring intently at the washed-out screen and did not look like players. She was short – cute, thin, small tits with reddish blonde hair and in her late thirties...and she looked very, very nervous. Mr. Partridge was about ten years older, florid faced, pot belly and sporting a comb-over of ridiculous proportions.

Frankly, they did not look promising. Having a thing for watching newbie wives in this environment, I sat two rows behind them and waited. Other members of the Fraternity of Sleaze didn’t think much of them either and after a while they were left completely alone (there are two screens in the Playhouse – one straight, one gay with people walking between them...there must have been action in the gay theatre, for we were left relatively alone for some time).

And then things seemed to change She looked more relaxed and he started by massaging her crotch area and she started squirming like a polecat (at which point I moved directly behind them). She kept whispering that “I’m not sure...people will look”. Followed by “oh my god, I can’t believe we’re doing this” and a lot of giggling from her. Next thing you know her head is in his lap and she is giving a very noisy blowjob to what seemed like a very tiny cock.

At this point (there was still no one else around aside from me) I stood up to wave the flag. She saw me slowly stroking myself and motioned to her husband. He said: “this is what we talked about” at which point she turned around in her seat, said “hello” and engulfed my cock with a very hot mouth.

I have never seen a woman more enthusiastic (if not exactly expert) in the cock sucking department. Meanwhile, the Mr. had her panties off and was frigging her pussy at high speed. As expected, it didn’t take long for the other members of the Fraternity of Sleaze to reappear and start crowding in, meat-sticks unsheathed. She went from my cock to the guy on my right, then the guy on my left and back to me. Meanwhile another dude had hopped over the row of seats and in a flash had his hand on Mrs. Partridge’s pussy...which seemed to shock the Mr. but he did nothing except take his own hand away.

Faster that you can say gadzooks, the new guy had his pants down, his cock out and without a word of introduction, had stuck a sizable one-eyed yogurt slinger into Mrs. Partridge. She looked at her dazed husband and said “we never talked about this” all the while meeting the thrust of the new guy with a womanly grunt. At about the same time, the guy on my left put a small bottle of poppers under her nose and said “sniff this” which she dutifully complied and then took her head off my cock and started wailing like a banshee for the guy behind her to “fuck her like the slut that I am”. The crowd gave each other a knowing look.

The husband was kneeling on the grimy floor with his pants down watching me with my cock in his Spousal Units mouth and another man fucking her, looking like a kid on Christmas morning. I couldn’t take the excitement any longer and blew my load into her throat which she gobbled down like a champ. Without a word I stepped back and a black guy took my place....all I heard her say was “oh my god, I’m going to have sex with a Negro”. Everyone laughed at that (except Mr. Partridge) and I proceeded to watch her fuck and suck all comers black and white for the next 45 minutes while she seemed to have one long continuous orgasm. She was a woman possessed.

I left soon after to go back to my hotel, have a shower, dinner and went shopping. I started thinking about Mrs. Partridge and what I had missed by leaving before she was finished and headed back to the Playhouse theatre. Two and a half hours after I had left she was still there kneeling on the couch in the back row sucking off an Hispanic guy while an old guy with long greasy grey hair fucked her pussy from behind.

Until 11 o’clock that night, Mrs. Partridge fucked any guy who wanted it with a passion and fury I had never seen then or since. Her husband looked upset by this time as he told me this was the first time they had done anything like this and he wondered what he had created. I wondered to.

Mrs. Partridge was not the most beautiful woman I have seen perform at an adult theatre, but for a first-timer, she was the most riveting, out-of-control theatre slut in my memory and wherever she is today, she deserves your consideration for inclusion on this list.

Dr. Luv
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The Playhouse in Tampa is the darkest, seediest adult theater whose doors I have ever entered.  Once upon a time, it was the base theater at Drew Field, a US Army Air Corps base during WWII.  Back in 1995, it was one of the busiest adut theaters in the country, in a city filled with adult theaters.  Today, it is a different story (for another time and place).

There is still time to drop in a last-minute Top 3 Adult Theater Woman submission!  I got so back logged after my last business trip, that it will take a few days to get caught up.  Send your Top 3 nominee to emiliolizardo1@gmail.com.  Use Dr. Luv's format above, and you'll be golden.

Thanks!

Doc

OK, Where Were We?

Doc here after a several day business trip to the heart of Texas and back.  Seminars, conferences, and a trip to The Lido Theater were on The Good Doctor's agenda.

Upon returning back to my office here in The Valley (next to the small women's college), I discovered a ton of messages, Top 3 reports, and an offer to refinance my mortgage.

Over the next day I will try and get caught up on the reports for you, the good readers of The Journal.  Of course, that will be in between sips of large tropical drinks housed in oversized pineapples.  It's hot here in The Valley, and The Good Doctor needs his medicine.

Stay tuned throughout the day.