Blast From The Past: Nashville's Metro Adult Theater by TN

Doc here with a Blast From The Past from brand new contributor, TN.  This is a look back at Nashville's #1 adult theater back in the day, the Metro Adult Theater.  

Enjoy this trip down mammary lane with TN...
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The Metro Adult Theater (& Bookstore) is still open but the booths and two theaters are closed now. No more wild nights or days there, but for numerous years Metro was the hot spot in Tennessee.

Probably the most famous couple to go there were Miss Kitty and her husband. She was a tall pretty brunette with after market boobs, nice ass and a flat tummy. They would come in and go directly downstairs, buy their tickets and into the straight theater. They had a regular 11 PM Friday night appearance for quite while. Miss Kitty had her favorite seat on the right side of the theater just below the projector. They would sit down and within a minute or so the raincoat or sundress would come off. Then she would do every willing guy there.

 

Metro Adult Theater & Bookstore
822 5TH Ave South, Nashville, TN

 Miss Kitty loved to suck cock, & fuck cock too. She preferred guys to cum on her face or boobs. Miss Kitty was allergic to condoms so it was always bareback. Miss Kitty did not rim or kiss but everything else was open. Crowds of 15-20 guys simply got her warmed up.The largest number of guys I have seen her do is 38. I have donated many loads of cum to Miss Kitty's pretty face. After they ran out of guys they would go in a dark corner where hubby would lick her clean except leaving the cum on her face. Then they walk out and get in their car and go for a meal at the local Waffle House letting the drying cum on her face flake off.  Miss Kitty was in her 50's.

                  
The Country Music Fan Fest always brought into town some wild couples. In the last Fan Fest that Metro  Theater was still open, one of my favorites encounters was at a Thursday lunchtime when a couple came in...She was 40-ish , blonde, & kinda cute.

They sat down and immediately surrounded by the lunch crowd. They just watched the movie as we all watched her. Then he got a call on his cellphone and walked out of the theater to take it, the BBC sitting next to her turned in his seat and  gave her a passionate kiss and undid her buttons on her dress, by the time hubby walked back in she was sucking the first of many cocks and had several guys feeling her up. She did 6-7 guys before I had to leave to go back to work. No idea how long they stayed or how many guys she did all together.
                   
My favorite sexual encounter there was the Saturday night when a guy bought in his GF. Tall young blond, nice C cups boobs, pretty ass. They stood next to the door for a minute to adjust to the dark then he put a blindfold over her eyes and led her upfront and had her take off her blouse (no bra) and get on her knees. She blew every guy that walked up to her sight unseen to her. Only saw her there once.

Some couples have preferences in who she plays with. One such couple we called the trucker couple. They came in every few weeks when traveling through town. They always played in the back left side. They also only played with black guys.  She would get down on the sticky floor on all fours and hubby would pick the next black guy to fuck her doggy style.  He would scream, yes scream,  at any white guys who got closer then four rows away or crossed the aisle towards her.

My favorite BBC only white slut was a couple that came in one Friday night. He had her strip then she would fuck , suck, make out  and rim the BBC guys. She was about 25, built very nicely with long brown hair and a  smile that dazzled. She played with about a dozen guys. Young hot playing gals are sadly too rare. She didn't mind who watched her.  Gloryhole Nancy reminds me of her.

I have taken three ladies to play at Metro. The first was a married woman who was in town on company business. I was introduced to her by a swinging couple I knew in Birmingham AL. She got to give her first ever gloryhole BJ in the downstairs booths. Then after giving three BJ's, I took her into the theater.

We sat upfront where she serviced another five guys. We then took four guys back to her hotel room to gangbang her. She would come every 2-3 weeks for the spring and summer and we would visit Metro then gangbang her. 

Another gal I took I met online. She wanted to experience theater sex. We met outside a Books a Million on Gallatin Pike where she blew me in the parking lot next to the road. I then took her to Purple Onion on Dickerson Pike where she pleased two guys. But Metro is where she did six guys. She told me the year before she had only fucked or sucked 8 guys and in this one night she outdid that year.  She only got to play on Monday nights. The third gal I took was ok giving me head in a gloryhole booth but would not touch any of the guys without a condom on.
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Thanks TN for a great first report... I enjoy these Blast From The Past reports as much as I enjoy the Flash Reports.  But I am a sentimental kind of Doctor (in addition to being very handsome.  It's my curse).

Do you have Blast From The Past, chronicling this thing of ours'?  E-mail The Good Doctor at emiliolizardo1@gmail.com.  I will edit, format, and publish your report... Just ask TN.  And it's easy.

Trust me.
Doc

Flash Report: Bob in Biloxi Checks In From The Gulf Coast

Doc here with senior Journal correspondent Bob in Biloxi's latest Flash Report from The Gulf Coast.   When it comes to being prolific, Bob has few peers.   Looks like someone played his cards well this past weekend... Enjoy.
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12/11/2010 Report

Hi Doc,

Another fast paced report from the beautiful Gulf Coast. Saturday night was one of those nights we  would all like to have every time we do this thing of ours'. If our readers will remember, I nominated “Angel” for the hot adult theater/adult bookstore heroine in the contest (didn’t win) but if you were there last night and participated I would have!! It was a very well behaved crowd last night!
 
The Angel came in The Gulf Coast Theater dressed in long tan/brown skirt with a spaghetti strap pullover top, she had on knee high high heel boots. Her and her man took a seat close to the screen and as is her custom remained very demure and uninterested in the various men that started jockeying for position around them. As is her custom, shortly thereafter they left the theater and arrived shortly down the street at the ABS.

This reporter got first dibs on the booth next to her and she started her magic. First, slowly stroking this reporter’s cock followed by her very talented mouth. After several wet sloppy minutes of this she stopped and tapped my cock. I bent down at the hole and she whispered for me to go to the end booth (no holes) on the right and wait for her. Up with the pants and off I went, as I opened my door, “The Coach” one of our regular hetero horn dogs was standing there grinning at me and took my spot in the booth.  He must not have lasted long because shortly thereafter Angel and her man joined me in the end booth. Angel is only about five foot tall and she immediately started feeling up this reporter’s package.

Doc, I have to tell our readers she has a very soft touch and knows how to arouse a man. She proceeded to her knees and resumed the aforementioned wet sloppy mouth hugs, and as usual my member responded to her expert talent. When she was satisfied that my cock was at full staff she then asked if I wanted anything else? Well duh, I told her I wanted to get that tight little pussy of hers shined up, and then I wanted to fuck.

With that little girl smile of hers, she bent over and this senior reporter proceeded through the alphabet and was rewarded with several “oh yeah’s”, “ fucks”, along with some “oh shits” Then she did something I’ve never heard of or seen, she stood on the metal chair in the booth with her lovely ass pointed toward me and lowered herself down on my cock.

I was standing behind her, and remember she’s only five foot nothing. Picture a women squatting with her feet on the seat of the chair holding on to the back of the chair with her hands.  After I was deep inside her, she looked around and said fuck me. This reporter started hammering her at length occasionally bumping her head into the screen for good measures, turning this demure beautiful lady into a real cock slut! The ABS is relatively quiet place save for the sounds the video’s make, but everyone could hear the Angel being pleasured above and beyond those noises. After this reporter downloaded into her flash drive, thanks were exchanged along with other pleasantries and I vacated the booth.

I figured I would drop by the theater again and see what was happening. Upon pulling into the parking lot this reporter spied two young ladies, one of which was the Catholic school girl and maybe a friend of hers dressed in the same type of outfit only black. These two ladies had skirts on that did nothing to cover two very young looking asses.  As I parked, one of the regulars told me they were just leaving and both girls were playing with the guy that usually only brings in Catholic girl to play around. He also told me they were looking for a third, but I relented telling him “The Angel” had drained my brain.

They were sitting in their car as I left with a huge smile on my face. They will be back and maybe this reporter will have another awesome report to file.
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Thanks again Bob for an excellent retelling of your Saturday night.  My Saturday night was comprised of cleaning my sweater shaver. 

Do you have an adult theater report you'd like to see on the pages of The Journal?  E-mail The Good Doctor at emiliolizardo1@gmail.com.  It's fun.  It's easy.

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Round 5: Best 2010 Adult Theater Experience by Major Voyeur

Doc here with Round 5 of the "Best 2010 Adult Theater Experience".  This entry by my good friend, Major Voyeur was a classic.  Posted originally on his blog "The World of MajorVoyeur" in September, MV had a great weekend at Pure Pleasure in St. Louis, MO during his first visit there.  I have also included MV's pics from that original article.

So, without any further delay, here is Major Voyeur and his "Best 2010" experience:
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One of the alerts that I found on CL was from a couple going to visit Pure Pleasure around 10am on Friday.  This is the Pure Pleasure on North Broadway, downtown St. Louis.  I have been hearing of this place, but not had the chance to check it out.  By the time I had checked out and had breakfast, it was pushing 1pm.  I made my way north of the hotel and easily found PP.
It was a surprise to see how clean it was.  I walked in the second door down and saw that the arcade was to the left.  The bookstore was through another door that look to have a buzzer system for late nights.  The sign on the door did say that they were open 24/7.  I decided to check out the booth area first.  It was a maze that wandered through the length of the building.  Sorry, but no gloryholes.  The booths toward the front were $2 to start, ones in the back went for $5, but were more roomier.  There were preview booths set aside also.

There were signs warning of no sexual activity and law enforcement may patrol through the area.  And, no loitering.  What I found in the back area was guys loitering and trolling.  While there was cameras present in the front area, I did not detect any in the back area which was also had the lights real dim.  The only activity was men looking for lookups.  The booths were tight and no way to see anything happening inside them.

There was an attendant that walked through the front area occasionally.  I got the feeling that the back was left alone for the most part.  I could tell that no action other than man on man was going on in the arcade at the moment.  I walked back to the front hallway and found the restroom.  After washing my hands, I was ready to exit.  I was almost to the door when I spied a sign about the Viewing Room.    It was through the bookstore that you had to enter it.

I went into the bookstore area and read the prices for the Viewing Room.  It was $20 for singles and $10 for couples.  The one thing I did not like is that the clerk has to see your license before they will sell you a pass.  It looked like that your license was seen by a camera and recorded.  I can’t swear by it, but I am sensitive about my info.  They do mark part of your numbers on the pass.  I understand their reasons for this, just never comfortable in letting my private life in on my public facade.
The Viewing Room Pass is good for 24 hours and you can come and go as pleased.  The clerk does have to buzz you in.  I got buzzed in and found myself in a long, dim corridor.  I followed it to the end where there was this partition that you had to step around.  I then found myself in an open room with a gay porno projected on the right wall.  There were several love couches facing the screen wall.  That was a nice setup, but I did not expect the gay porn.

As I turned around to head back out, I realized that there was another room off the corridor that I had walked right by.   It was the main theater with straight porn projected on the wall.  Again, the seating was love couches and one full size couch.  The couches was of the leather like material.  Easy clean up.  There were 3 guys in the main theater, equally spaced out around the room.   I made my way to the front and sat awhile on one of the couches.  The couches were comfortable and I could see them being ok for action.

No couple entertaining though.  But I was there quite later in the afternoon and did not really expect to find action.  Just as well, I was running on empty balls anyway.  But I did want to check out Pure Pleasure.  I must say that I was impressed by the place.  I got that vibe that fun could be had here.  Its Missouri’s draconian adult laws that have me worried.  But with the location being North of downtown, there may not be issues with the city police.  Enough for today, headed back to the MV Lair for rest and recuperation.

Late that evening, there was another alert about Pure Pleasure and a couple visiting noon on Sat.  I decided that PP needed more in depth review and made plans to devote a majority of my time there on Sat.  I awoke on Saturday feeling optimistic about the adventure ahead.   After a late breakfast and shower, I made my way downtown to PP.  I did another walk through of the arcade area and got the same impressions as from the last visit.  I went through the same ordeal for getting the Viewing Room Pass as before.

After buzz in, I check out both theaters.  I was the only soul in there at that moment which gave me an opportunity to do a quick check for any cameras that the establishment may had to keep things in line.  Sorry, but I had run into that at Maximus coed theater a few years ago.  Pure Pleasure’s theaters were clean of such devices and I felt more at ease with the place.  I settled back and actually watched a porn movie.   A few guys wandered in and out, but the posted couple was a no-show. 

The movie change to one of my faves, Dirty D taking different women to an adult theater.  While you understood it was for the most part staged, it does give you that feeling of what a wild time an adult theater can be when a slut is thrown in the mix.   About then, I noticed a new person had walked in and sat along the back.  Earlier, I had noticed that there was a long bench set along side the back wall of the straight theater.  Something about this new person got my attention.  It was a bit dark in there since the film was playing dark scenes.

I had a feeling that this new addition was not a male, but female.  However, I was unable to visually confirm.  I decided to wait a bit to see what unfolds.  A couple guys move near the Pat, but no one is doing anything.  Two guys leave and the third moves real close to Pat.  As I was in the last row of couches, I could just make out their shapes.  The movie reached a bright scene and I could then see that Pat was a black female with her legs open, playing with her pussy.  As the scene progressed, Pat had her top up, showing off her nice set of tits.

I moved over to the right side of her while the other guy was on her left.   This close, I could make out all her features.  Pat was a plump brown beauty with a nice set of tits.  Her nipples were my favorite type.  Thick and very sensitive to touch. 

I touched her nipple on my side and she started to moan.  Hot Damn!  I leaned over and captured her nipple in my mouth and proceeded to give it very loving oral attention.  She was liking the attention for sure.  The other side guy got in on the act by focusing on her other nipple.

I moved my hand to her pussy and found it to be steamy and wet.  I ran my fingers over her clip and she was moaning, yelping with pleasure.  I worked her nipple with my teeth and did rapid, but light rubbing of her clit.  Pat danced all over that bench with delight.  To my delight, my poor sore cock started to get very hard.  The bench actually was at a good level for a slip in.  As I rose up to pull the monster free for cover and in, the other guy suggested we move to a couch to be more comfortable.  I hated to disengage at that moment, but Pat seemed ready to move, so we went to the full size couch in the back row.

This changed the dynamic due to the fact that Pat laid almost down on the couch.  I did not have a good as position as before.  TOG pulled his cock out and was feeding Pat.  I could still get to her nipple, but the angle had changed where instead of gliding on the clit, I was forced to do fingers deep into her pussy.  I found her sweet G spot however, and soon had her purring again.  TOG would pull out to suck on her other nipple some more.  Pat begged me to eat her.  I was tempted, but her musk was so strong that I knew it would linger on me for the rest of the evening.  It was not a bad smell, just strong musk that women of color can produce.

To be fair to both Pat and TOG, I asked him if he wanted to try her pussy.  He declined and stated that he wanted to cum on her black tits.  His words!  Well, she liked that kind of talk cause she really was humping my fingers now.  So, TOG and me talked real dirty to her causing her little O’s to blossom out.  I was in a bad spot though and could not get my cock out to do much.   I continued the nipple and pussy play while TOG was getting ready to dump on her.  As he moved into place to fire off on her tits, I leaned away and continued to fuck her with three fingers.

She gave a little scream of orgasm as TOG fired a healthy load on her tits.  I was quite impressed with their sync with the orgasms.  I pulled out of her wet pussy and was able to move enough to give me access to unzip.  But she was done with us at that point.  Pat apologize and said that she had to get home.  Yes, I was disappointed to not dip into her honey pot, however, that is what happens in theater sex.  One moment you are fingers deep, the next blued balled.

Not that I had any complaints, I was still recovering from the activities earlier.   As Pat was getting dressed, TOG told her that it had been awhile since he seen her.   Pat stated that she still comes to PP during the evenings when she is able.  This was good news to keep in mind.  After Pat left, TOG told me that she was a regular.  I asked TOG since he was in the mood to chat, how was the theater during the evenings.  TOG stated that quite a few couples do come in and play.  The parking area is watched by the staff and it is reasonably safe.

The price of admission seems to keep the worse ones out.  I decided that PP definitely was a spot to keep an eye on.  Since it was about 3pm and the prospects of any other encounter was slim, I decided to retire to the MV Lair for refuel and nap.  Resting up for the evening return sounded like a good idea.

I returned to PP around 9pm and did a quick walk through of the arcade.  There were several guys back there cruising, but no action.  A different crew was running the store, but seemed friendly enough.  I showed my pass and was buzzed back into the Viewing Room.  Did a quick glance into the gay theater and then sat down on one of the back love seats in the straight theater.  I was all alone in the Viewing Room at the start.

A few guys would come in to check out the theaters, but never stayed long.  It was getting along 10ish when I heard someone being buzzed in.  I could tell it was different by the time it took for the door to close.  I was not surprise to see a couple come around the corner.  The stood in the back watching the movie, which at the moment had a woman being mouth fucked by a huge cock.  As they stood there, I could see the bf rubbing his dates tits through her blouse.

She look to be barely old enough for the place.  Short in statue, nice titty bumps showed through a thin strapped blouse.  She had a shorts on which highlighted her bubble butt.  The bf was a jock looking fellow.  The movie must have affected them quickly or they must have came in the theater with horniness in full blown state, cause it was not too long before he guided her to the back of the love seat and bent her over it.

Guess which love seat?  Yep, the one where I had parked myself.  I am not sure that they even registered that I was there.  He had her shorts down along with his pants and was slamming her hard with his cock.  She was closed enough that I pulled my hard cock out where on every stroke, she popped up enough to see it.  They never missed a stroke.   She pulled her top up so that her tits were free.  I reached out and stroked her little nipples.  She was in heaven by the noises that were issuing from her throat.

Her small hand reached over and grabbed my hard cock.   I slid down enough so that she could reach it with her mouth.  Being as short as she was, I figured he had her off the floor with the draping over the couch back.  She wasted no time in deep throating my cock.  His every thrust caused her to go down to my balls.  She was getting fucked as rough as the gal on the screen was.  And she loved it.

I was building quickly and from the speed the couple were going, I knew it was a race to see to blew their load first.   He was getting real close cause by then, he had grabbed her ass cheeks and was using them to slam home on his cock.  His final ram held her pinned between his spewing cock and mine.  I dumped a big load that was build up from earlier straight down her gullet.  She was fucking awesome in taking it all at once.

As he pulled her off of my cock, her mouth closed with a bit of my sperm sliding down her chin.  He sat her back on her feet and she turned around to give him a kiss.  I could see her red ass cheeks from his rough handling and also, his load running down her legs.  They quickly dressed and vacated the premises.  I got myself back together and visited the restroom for cleanup.  A glance at my watch told me that the entire event happened with a 15 minute window.  Wow!

Although spent for the time being, I decided to stick around to see what else happens on a Saturday night at Pure Pleasure.  I was back in the theater, sitting across from entrance to keep an eye on things.  The theater had several men in it now.    I had not been sitting long when another couple showed up.  This was more of a lean, whippet of a woman with a burly he-man as her companion.  She was wearing a black wifebeater shirt and a short denim skirt.  Just the right formal wear for theater sex.

They sat in the same couch I had been earlier when I had my fun.  I hoped the vibe was still there to inspire them.  It did in a way cause it was not long before she had her legs open wide and giving her guy a handjob.  I had a good view of her pussy which was barely covered by a g-string.  She pushed it aside and was playing with her pussy in time with the handjob.  The rest of the penis gallery watched also and several cocks popped out for the couple to see.  It was nice to see that the guys did not rush the couple, but stayed back to see how it would develop.

It was a slow boil however.  The couple never progress further than the show they were giving.  Not sure where the vibe went at that point.  We all watched them until they apparently had enough show & tell.  The couple straighten up, discussed something, and then left.  Not sure what that was about, but I did enjoy the show.  Another visit to the restroom and a walk through of the arcade.  It was during the walk through that I may have found the couple.  Someone was fucking in the back booth.  It definitely was female getting banged by the sound of it.   I listened for a bit, but since seeing the action was not going to happen, I went back to the Viewing Room.

It was getting closer to midnight by now.  There were still quite a few guys hanging out in the theater.   My usual spot was taken, so I moved more to the front of the straight theater, sitting just one row back.  That couch was actually quite comfortable.  I had been settled in, watching the movie when I heard a female voice from the back.  I looked and saw that a new couple had walked in.  They made their way to the row across from me and sat down.

They looked to be a regular couple, not really dressed for adult theater fun.  She was a big bone lass with decent breasts that showed through the regular Tshirt she had on.  Also, she was wearing blue jeans.  That is a mark of newbies who don’t do theater sex often.  You know why I make that statement.  They were just sitting there, watching the movie.  Snuggling seemed to be their speed at the moment.  I was in a very good position to watch and see if this boils up to something good.

The movie ended and was doing that DVD intro loop that is annoying as hell.   A couple of the penis gallery left and I hope to tell the clerk that the movie was done.  I kept expecting the couple to leave, but to my surprise they had actually moved their action up a notch.  He had his hand through the neck of her blouse, cupping and rubbing her tit.  Blue Jean Girl had his cock out and was jacking it hard.  I was so wanting the movie to hurry up to start before they grew bored with the loop and left.  As much as I wanted to go tell the clerk to start a movie, I did not dare for I would have most definitely lost the best seat to watch the developing action.

Well, finally the movie starts.  And the clerk was lazy and just restarted the last one.  At that point, we did not care as long as the couple was still active.  They continued with their mutual stroking, intermingled with deep kissing and necking.  I felt that they were building up to more.  Buzz, the door opened, and around the corner comes another couple.  That made all the penis gallery come to attention.  The new couple walk up to see the other couple in their embrace.  They sat on the couch in front of them. 

I recognized our new couple.  She was once part of a couple who called themselves the  Pkhill Clp.  I remember them splitting up and she was with someone else the last time I saw her.  This guy that she was hooked up with, I remember from the Colony…and I will leave his description at that.  If I remember correctly, her passion was bbc and anal.  Very big on anal.  Wish I could remember her name.  Lets just call her BA for this report.  I will look around cause I use to have a photo of her back in days.  She is a Blonde BBW who definitely knows how to dress for adult theaters.  Tonight, she had a pinkish short dress on with cutouts near the boobs for easy access.

BA and her thang watched the newbies continue their makeout session.  He got her to move to the couch beside theirs.  BJG got up and moved to front of her guy.  She kneeled down and was sucking his hard cock.  Well, BA was directed to mimic the actions, so she got on her knees also.  My location gave me a view to a double blowjob and I almost had to laugh when their up/down motion was sync’d.  I could tell that BA’s dude was wanting to escalate this farther, but the newbies kinda wave off.

It reached a point that BJG had her guy to a fevered pitch.  He got her up and they started to use the couch in front of them for more activity, but there must have been a wet spot cause BJG muttered about that being disgusting.  He turned her back to their couch and after situating phone and drink, she dropped trouser and bent over.  He moved right in to her pussy and was fucking up a storm.  I lost sight of BA and her dude at that point, but I did not mind cause this was the main show. 

He plowed her pussy quite well according to the fuck noises she was making.  It did not take too long for him to pick up the pace for the race to the finish.  His final slam brought her to orgasm as well as the feel of his splurge filling her pussy.   He grind a bit more for effect, which she appreciated, moaning the way she was.  It was a great sight to see for a couple to be so in tuned in their orgasms.  As he pulled out, I saw drips from her.  She had a tissue that was not up to the task and finally, just had to pull up her panties to contain his spent load.

They were more chatty with BA/Thang before leaving.  I sensed that someone was not happy being unable to get his paws on BJG.  Oh well.  I commend the penis gallery who did gather closer to watch, but it was not the total gang up that I have seen at like Colony or Hustler.  It was more reserved and respectful of the couple’s space.  That was rare thing to observe in theater sex.  BJG left with her guy just chatting away while walking down the hall.

It was very soon afterwards that BA left also.  I would have thought that they would have played with a few of the chocolate fellows that were hanging in the back.  I did overhear one of the guys state that he had finished fucking BA in the arcade earlier.  He was proud of the fact it must have been his drippings that BJC had made comment on.    That was a capper to that event.

There was a black couple who came in later, but they did nothing more than look around and head back out.  The penis gallery was thinning out also.  Since I was feeling tired, I decided it was time to vacate myself.  So I left around 2am.  All in all, it was a very good time had at Pure Pleasure.  That much action in an adult theater on this side of the river, I have not experienced in a long time.  It was reminisce of Maximus hey day.  I definitely will return to PP for more adventures and hopefully, get to see Pat again.
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Doc here again...That submission into the "Best 2010" essays is nothing shory of awesome.  I loved that post the first time I read it, and like it just as much now.  Thank you Major Voyeur!

Time is running out to get your "Best 2010 Adult Theater Experience" report into The Good Doctor.  Just e-mail me direct at emiliolizardo1@gmail.com.

Thanks,
Doc

Flash Report: "Black Friday at Fantasyland in Tampa, Part 1" by HnR

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A Few Minutes With Dr. Emilio: December 11th, 2010

When we last left The Good Doctor, he was in the midst of mayhem and engine trouble...

Doc here with an opportunity to kill a few minutes of your valuable time, bringing you up to date on happenings here at the practice of The Good Doctor. 

In my continuing effort to add more goofy crap to The Journal in the form of gadgets, I have added two this week:

1. A resurrection of the slide show gallery of adult theaters
2. A list of the 5 most popular articles here at The Journal, as determined by a pack of crazed wolverines (and Blogger stats). 

 Never one to leave well-enough alone, I consistently search for semi-interesting gadgets.  I beta test them first to see if they work well with the site, and if they do, then add them to The Journal.  These two have passed the smell test so far.

I get at least 5-10 e-mails a week asking me to change the color scheme of The Journal.  The reasons range from "it's to hard to read", "it looks like 100 other blogs on Blogger", to "looks like crap on my iPhone" (what website looks good on a 2 1/2" screen, I ask you.).

If I can find a template that doesn't look too fruity or something your mom might choose for her knitting blog, I may test it.  So far, nothing looks as clean and slick as the one in use now.

In terms of upcoming articles and reports, there will be at least 2 upcoming about last night at CTs Adult Theater in Gary and "UseMySlutGirl"s gang bang last night.  A good night was had by all, courtesy of the lovely "S".

Another article in the pipeline is a forthcoming Tampa report by regular Journal reporter HnR.  I am really looking forward to his article about "Black Friday" in Tampa. 

In addition to the above, there will be updates from Brent in Portland, and hopefully Gloryhole Nancy (a crowd pleaser if there ever was one).

Can I be frank here?  Where are all the "Best 2010 Adult Theater Experience" reports?  So far, the response has been underwhelming.  If you have good one, no matter of it's a short story or a novel, just send it along to me at emiliolizardo1@gmail.com.  Pretty please. With sugar on top.

So as the Valley prepares for an Armageddon of a winter storm this weekend, check out the new features of The Journal of Adult Theaters.

Thanks,
Doc

Round 4: Best 2010 Adult Theater Experience - Ray @ Theataire X

Doc here with an excellent "Best 2010" report from first time contributor, Ray.  This is an excellent read, and highly recommended.

So kids, sit back and enjoy Ray's "Best 2010 Adult Theater Experience":

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When I was a young man, sex was all about the conquest and the climax. Mostly the latter. When you are young and dumb and full of cum, all you can think about is unloading. So you chase until you get a willing partner and then fuck like a running back, headed for the goal line. No points for style or patience or subtlety. It’s all about falling into the end zone, panting and sweaty. This, of course, is why so many 20 year-olds rarely get a second date.

As I have matured, I have found the subtleties and the details of my encounters to be the hottest part of the equation. Yes, I still love to cum, of course, but some things that can happen along the way can drive me to greater climaxes. Some guys are turned on by feet, or fishnets, or ropes or paddles. For me, I love the process of transformation from nervous innocent, to total slut. Seeing the Sunday School Teacher become the Gang Bang Queen is my ultimate thrill.

I had been chatting with a married woman that I met through an online service that caters to married women looking for an affair. What I had hoped would be a quick, torrid affair with a knowing but discreet woman had turned into a pen pal relationship. Lots of emails, even more IM sessions and a couple of phone calls. What I had learned about Laura was that she was inexperienced, very curious, and terrified that someone would find out.  On a couple of occasions I was headed to her part of the country and suggested that we meet for coffee. Both times she agreed, and then backed out. Both times I told myself to move on. But her conversation was fun, and I held out the slightest hope that one day we might be able to make something happen.

When she told me that she was going to Louisville Kentucky for a few days I pounced on the opportunity. Out of town. Unknown to everyone. And there just happens to be an X-Rated theater in the neighborhood. The best I could do was get her to commit to coffee at a very public Starbucks.

 

She was as pleasant in person as she was in the cyberworld. I had seen a couple of pictures of her, fully clothed, so I had some idea of what she looked like. I was not disappointed in what I saw when I finally saw her. Late 30’s, maybe 40. Tall, lean, short light brown hair cut in that professional/mom style. Her clothes and her ride told me that she and hubby did alright for themselves.  Coffee led to a walk, some serious flirting and a very lovely two hours in her hotel room. She literally trembled as I peeled her clothes off of her. I was honored to be her second.

I had done my best to coax her to the theater. After all, we had talked about public sex and theater play at length over the past months. But she would not be convinced. I left her hotel that evening satisfied with a very pleasant experience with an attractive, intelligent woman and figured that would be that.
The phone woke me at 5 the next morning. It was her. She had told me that she was leaving town that day, and my plans were to do the same. She said that she had been awake most of the night, thinking about me. I figured the guilt was setting in. I was wrong.

“I was wondering about that theater,” she said.

Turns out she had fibbed about her departure, wanting to give herself a way to get rid of me, should it be necessary. “My husband doesn’t expect me back until tomorrow. I thought… if you still wanted to… that we could go to the theater today when it won’t be so crowded.” My cock stiffened and we made plans to meet for brunch and a trip to the theater.

She wore jeans and an expensive tank top to lunch. She asked if it was adequate for the theater.

“It depends.”

“On what?”

“On how far you want to go. How much of your fantasy you want to explore. You look great and what you have on would be just fine. But if you were thinking about taking advantage of the situation, you might want to consider something else.”

“The situation?”

“Well,” I continued, “you’re out of town, there is a theater nearby, you have an escort. Who knows the next time you will get this chance. Besides, didn’t you tell me that it would turn you on to dress like a slut, just once?”

She blushed and there was a visible stiffening in her nipples. I called for the check and led her to my car. Without another word I took her to the mall. Before we left, she slipped into a restroom to change. Black plaid miniskirt, red blouse (buttoned way too high, but we fixed that on the way to the theater) tucked tightly into her skirt, black silk thigh highs and four inch heels. No underwear.

When we got to the car I slid my hand between her thighs. She was already soaked.
 


The Theatair X is an old drive in. The building that had been used for projection and concessions has been converted into an adult bookstore, with peeps and two small theaters. Usually they play straight movies on one side, gay videos on the other. I believe they have occasional couples nights.  After spending a few minutes looking at toys and videos - and letting the guys in the store get an eyeful of Laura’s lean, tall frame wrapped neatly in her sexy outfit, I paid the entry and we moved into the theater.

There are only 30 seats or so in the place; a few wide rows in front of a large screen. I was surprised to see another couple there.They were young, early twenties or so. The girl’s blouse was open enough for her man to be feeling her up, but nothing else. She wore jeans and looked warily at us when we came in.  There were five or six men in the place, all seated where they hoped they would catch a glimpse of the girl in the back row or - better yet - an invitation from her.

I led Laura to the second row, giving her the aisle seat on the extreme left, taking the seat next to her. I figured it would keep the locals from sitting next to her and scaring her off. The younger girl was on the extreme right side, a couple of rows behind us. Three guys followed us in from the store, taking up seats in the front row.

We watched the movie for a bit, waiting for Laura to relax. I kept my arm around her and eventually began to caress her shoulder, rubbing the fingers of my other hand gently up and down her leg. I could feel her relaxing. I turned and kissed her neck, asking her if she was OK.  She nodded.

“Ready to play?” I asked.

“Just a little, OK?”

I unbuttoned a button on her blouse, exposing her the tops of her breasts completely. Then I began to rub her tits through the fabric of her shirt. Her nipples were like pebbles. The guys began to strain for a better view and I was afraid that she might bolt. She didn’t. In fact, she looked around a bit to see what her audience looked like.

I opened the remaining buttons on her blouse, pulling her shirt up and out of the waistline of her skirt and immediately began to suck her firm tits and tease those nipples. She groaned and reached for my lap.  She squeezed my cock as I exposed her to the room. Eventually her skirt was around her waist and her long legs were spread wide, allowing me to play with her swollen button and soaked slit as the strangers watched. I coaxed her to her first, small orgasm.

My cock was out now and  she leaned over to suck it, but the arm of the seat made that awkward, so I stood in front of her. She didn’t hesitate. She loved sucking my cock, peering around the room to see the effect she was having on the men. Some of them moved closer, trying to get a better view. When they did, they obstructed the view of the young couple in the back. Frankly, I had forgotten about them. The girl looked a little nervous about getting too close to the other men in the room, but she was straining to see, so I invited them into our row. Surprisingly, the men had left the seats all around us open. She sat just to the right of my unoccupied seat, he sat to her right. They watched intently as Laura sucked my dick.

As she did, a guy behind her began to touch. Gently, at first, testing the waters. She did not object, so he slowly moved his hands around her neck and slid them down to her tits. She moaned on my cock as he began to squeeze them and roll her nipples between his fingers. Emboldened, I suppose by the first guy, another man stepped up to my right, in the aisle, his cock in his hand, hard and ready.

Again, I thought this might put her over the edge and end our visit, but to my surprise, she reached for it, stroking his cock as she sucked mine. Of course that created a stir from the other watchers and they began to gently encourage her and tell her how hot she looked.

I knelt in front of her, spreading her legs. The scent of her pussy was strong. Her thighs were gleaming from the cunt juices. As I touched her clit with my tongue, she came again. Within a minute, another orgasm was rolling out of her. I felt her weight shift and looked up to see her sucking the cock of the man in the aisle. I took my seat once again, sandwiched between her and the younger girl. Two men immediately reached over from the front row and began to rub her legs reaching for her pussy. She spread her legs to give them access.

I turned to check out the other couple. The girl still had her blouse slightly unbuttoned.  Otherwise, they were completely dressed. I introduced myself, they told me their names and the guy asked if his lady could blow me.  A gentleman never refuses a lady. I stood in front of her to give her easier access. She was very good, with a mouth that seemed to be bottomless. I watched Laura blowing two cocks to my right, then closed my eyes to fully enjoy the sensation. I opened them when I heard one of the guys cumming. He blew his load all over her tits and she promptly began rubbing it in, which caused the other guy to unload.
Laura then reached over and played with my balls with the younger girl continued to work on my shaft. Within a minute, they were passing my cock back and forth between them.

Then it happened. Something so completely unexpected that I nearly lost it. They kissed. A hot soccer mom and young chick barely out of her teens swapping tongues at the end of my cock. Laura slid into “my” seat and moved to take the one on the aisle she had been sitting in.

It was as though a switch had been flipped inside of her. She kissed the girl deeply, her hands exploring every inch of her body. She nearly ripped the buttons off of the shirt to get access to her full tits. The girl had to be a D cup. She licked and kissed and sucked those wonderful boobs while the men in the room could do nothing but enjoy the show and jerk off. Soon those jeans were sliding out of the way and Laura was getting her first taste of pussy. The seating was a little too awkward for that, and neither of the girls wanted to get on the floor. Understandable indeed.

Eventually, Laura turned her attention back to me and we fucked in that seat. Sort of a “modified reverse cowgirl”. As she slid up and down on my cock, she jerked the dicks of the guys in front of her. Occasionally the other girl would lean over and squeeze my balls or rub Laura’s clit. After a bit, I stood her up, had her kneel on the seat facing the back of the room and stepped up behind her. I pounded her box hard listening to her cum, using language her husband has probably never heard come out of her mouth. I blew my load and fell away. Laura let two others take my place before she determined that she had had enough.

Our young friend never took his cock out and I didn’t get to fuck his girl, but numbers were exchanged and I am looking forward to that privilege.  But I don’t think it could possibly match what I experienced that night. As Laura told me excitedly in the car, she sucked 7 men and fucked two others, I couldn’t help but think of that nervous mom from Ohio who was afraid to even meet me for coffee.

I guess she got over it. I’m glad I was there to see it happen.

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Great report, Ray!  Just what the Good Doctor prescribed... A great story that is well told.  We look forward to your next report!

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Doc

Flash Report! Last Weekend at The Paris in Portland - "Rolling Thunder" by Brent

As promised, Doc here with Brent in Portland's Flash Report of last weekend's fun at The Paris Theater in Portland, OR.

Enjoy!
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"Rolling Thunder"

When I walked into The Paris Theater Saturday I noticed the boys were already riled up." Where is the couple?" I asked. "They were walking out one door while you came in through the other", I was told. "They were in and out in 30 minutes or less. They fucked and sucked and put on a good show. She was a good looking woman."

I was mad that I missed her . I felt like Maxwell Smart- "missed her by that much."

I decided to stay anyway. About an hour later two couples came in. I recognized one of the guys a big guy like Kevin James. He used to bring in this hot 19 year old brunette who loved to fuck guys in the theater especially after church on Sundays. I heard she was a Mormon, well a Jack Mormon. He was with a different girl this time. I thought she looked mid twenties. She had blond hair that she wore styled medium thick. Her body was just right. She took off her jeans and her shirt became a short dress. She took off her panties. She saw a guy she liked. He had on a cowboy hat. Her Daddy motioned the guy over "she wants to fuck you." " I'm just watching", he told them. "How about this guy? He has a big dick." Cowboy hat motioned to a tall lumberjack type who was stroking his cucumber . The girl wasn't interested. I think she was a little deflated. Just because a guy wears a cowboy hat in an adult theater doesn't necessarily mean he's a real cowboy.

 They went into the couples annex .He told the guys to stay back. She was standing near the railing and I could see her naked ass. One of the regulars asked her if he could join her and to his delight she said "Yes." So he jumped up. She took off her dress and lay back on the exam table. He took off his shirt, pulled down his pants, stoked his dick until it was hard, put on a condom and started to fuck her. She was wet and tight and he didn't hold back. She was moaning and her eyes were smiling like she was thinking " finally, I'm getting fucked . It's about time."

He really slammed it to her and came inside her. It lasted about five minutes. He pulled out his condom, slipped it off and threw it in the waste basket. He was spent. She was spent. She and her old man went back into the couples section where she had left her clothes.

Before she fucked the guy in the annex, the blond and her man had played a little in the couples section along side two other very good looking couples. The first couple was a young clean cut guy. His girl was a beautiful brunette with long hair and a sexy body- great legs small tits with big sensitive nipples. At first I wasn't sure if they were going to play. We tried not to scare them off. This was when it was just them and the blond with the big guy, the third couple hadn't shown up yet. When they did that's when things started to rock at The Paris.

  This third couple has been playing at The Paris all Autumn and summer. He is a good looking guy who wears his hair in a pony tail. She is a tall, sexy sweet strawberry blond who looks like the girl next door but likes to be fucked by the boys in the alley and made to do nasty things that would shock her hoity toity girl friends and she does all these guys at The Paris and still looks as fresh and whole some as a spring morning but covered with jizz instead of morning dew. She looks like Leslie Mann, the lady from "The Forty Year Old Virgin."

Saturday they got naked in the couples section and started fucking and sucking each other. The young couple was watching them and finally they started playing. Before long the brunette was topless and her man was sucking hard on her tits and she was stroking his cock. She got on her knees and started sucking him. The strawberry blond was also on her knees sucking off her man.It was early evening and three attractive couples were already playing in the couples section at The Paris Theater in Portland, Oregon.

It wasn't long before couple number one decided to take a break and leave for a while. Kevin James and his girl left shortly after she had fucked that guy so hard in the annex. That left Ponytail guy and his hot girl, Leslie Mann. They walked naked to the bedroom and she let the boys feel her up as she came through the crowd. They left the bedroom door open. He controlled the action. While the guys at the door waited, he fucked her and she sucked off three or four guys through the glory hole. She sucked and jacked each guy to completion and they either came down her throat or shot their loads on her sweet sunny face.

One guy with a dick the size of a tall boy beer can was invited in to fuck her. He went out to the lobby and got a magnum. When he got back to the bedroom , she was already kneeling on the bed with her lips around her man's cock and her ass up in the air. Magnum aka Coke Can got his slab hard and slipped it slowly into her wet tight pussy. She was moaning with pain and pleasure. She started sucking another guy through the glory hole so now she had dicks sliding in and out from either end. Finally she had to stop sucking the guys dick through the glory hole so she could concentrate on getting fucked. The sounds coming out of her were a mingle of deep pleasure, exquisite pain and rolling continuous orgasm.

The young dark haired couple had returned and were in the annex watching the strawberry blond getting fucked by CC . The scene made the girl so horny that she started to stoke her man. Guys started showing up inside of the annex, closing in on her. She and her man decided to move back to the couples section where they immediately started playing along side Seattle Exhibitionist couple.

Seattle Exhibitionist Couple had been in the couple section for awhile, playing naked , to the delight of the crowd. They had also been in Friday and a few times during the day. She has short styled hair, great legs, and a sweet natural pussy. She is lovely and sexy and gets more beautiful, the longer she plays in the theater . I think that getting naked, showing off and fucking a few guys who really turn her on is very good for her health. And his, too.

Friday, I watched her fuck a lucky good natured and very polite fellow in the bedroom. Afterwards her husband took out a flashlight and flashed it on to his wife's dripping wet pussy. Saturday night they were more into playing with the couples in the couples section and putting on a spotlight show. At one point, Saturday , there were three hot couples going at it in The Paris Couples Oasis.

The pretty young dark haired girl was getting her pussy eaten by Leslie Mann aka Strawberry Blond while she stroked and sucked her man's and the other guys dicks. The two couples did a complete switch and the girls sucked and got fucked side by side by each other's husbands. The young dark haired girl was really into it. She had so many hands fingers tongues and dicks on her that it was like a whirl wind. Actually it was just the one hot couple.

 Leslie Mann, aka Stawberry Blond, aka Sunday Girl, fresh from getting fucked in the bed room, was now playing with pretty dark haired girl, sucking her mans cock and dark haired girl's man's cock. She also got fucked hard and heavy by the young man. Each sexual encounter through out the evening made her more incoherent with lust. Towards the end they were playing with Seattle Exhibitionist couple. Her man was fucking her and SEC was playing with her. Leslie's man came inside of her and immediately Seattle Guy got between her legs and slipped his tongue into her come filled pussy. She was having orgasm on top of orgasm. I could see face contorted with unsustainable pleasure. Her final orgasm was like the high note in "The Star Spangled Banner." It was great theater sex.

Other scenes through out the night:

• A woman who looked like a combination of Bristol Palin and Courtney Cox got completely naked and fucked her man in the couples section.
• A single black lady, Tracy Chapman type came in and watched the movie. She didn't play while I was there but may have after I left. She had on tight blue jeans She had a nice round ass.
• A group of three girls and two guys came in while the action was going full bore. Later two of them, a tall Tommy Lee type and a horny petitie blond with glasses , came back and played in the couples section. She had a sweet wet pussy and a gaping ass hole for such a tiny girl. Oh and she had a sexy, nasty look about her.
• A young beautiful big big girl in a short black dress, sucked off and jacked off a whole bunch of ready fellows in The Paris Annex while her husband fingered her wet pussy. She was on her back on one of the benches with her tits out getting face fucked by cock after cock. She had a dick in each hand. Guys were coming on her milky breasts or into her pretty mouth. She was big, she was sexy and she was loving it.

The last two couples that I saw Friday missed each other by about five minutes. One was a hot Latina in a short skirt and her man and the other was a tall sexy Ann Coulter type blond with a dominant black gentleman. I've seen both couples play before but only when there are other couples present. Unfortunately Saturday, they came in after all the action had taken place and missed the other one's visit by a few unlucky minutes.

All in all it was a good Saturday at The Paris. Interestingly, there weren't a lot of the regulars in, and the crowd, for the most part, was very well behaved. The regular couples had a good time. The new couples had a good time. Hopefully the late night couples will give The Paris another try and get luckier on their next visit.

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Now that is more like it, Portland.  This is the type of night that is expected by the 2009 reigning heavyweight champ of all adult theaters.  Hot action, well behaved patrons, and the top adult theater reporter in the country on the scene covering this thing of ours'.

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Doc