Brent's Theater Tails: A Quest Takes Brent To The Oregon Theater 7/9/11

Doc here with something of a rarity: Brent from Portland reporting on The Oregon Theater.  The Paris Theatre is Brent usual haunt, so this excursion to the SE side of Portland is a treat. 

I advise you to sit back, drop in one of those crazy straws into a gallon of boxed wine, and enjoy Brent's latest report.

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I started out my theater quest on Saturday, July 9 2011 at The Paris Theater after seeing a red flag and a Voodoo flag pop up on my phone.  When I arrived one couple had departed, but Voodoo and Daddy were still there. They were resting in the couples section. I was standing near the bedroom, my eyes adjusting to the darkness.

Oregon Theater
circa 1982

I saw Daddy lead Voodoo Girl out of the couples section by a leash and towards the bedroom. She was almost naked and was wearing a blindfold. Voodoo Girl is a beautiful woman who looks like Sarah Silverman. Daddy handed me her leash and went to get the key to the bedroom.  So I had control over Voodoo Girl for a few minutes. All I could think of was to rub her naked ass and tell her to do what she was told. Lame! I know. But her ass was perfectly shaped and was hot to the touch. Plus, I knew Daddy was going to come back and take over the reigns. When he returned he led her into the bedroom and  had her crawl around and let the guys who were standing around the outside. feel her up. While she was being felt up, probed and prodded from the front, Daddy was caressing and whipping her from the back.

I decided to go to my car and use my phone to post a brief message about Voodoo Girl's exploits at The Paris. While I was doing that, I started getting text messages about couples playing at The Oregon Theater. I had to decide if I wanted to stay at The Paris and watch Voodoo Girl, a lock for a hot theater sex experience, or go over to The Oregon and take my chances that the couples would still be there. I finally decided to go over to The Oregon.

I drove as fast as I could towards The Big O, and smack dab into a traffic jam. Damn! I turned down a side street and managed to get through a maze of Portland streets and back onto the main road to the theater. Luckily when I arrived at my destination there was  a parking  place near the front entrance. I paid my money and went inside.

The Oregon Theater is a spacious older theater that has been showing porn since era of "Deep Throat". In it's current configuration, the couples section is at the front center of the theater surrounded by a rail. You are allowed to stand on the sides and the back but not in front of the  section so the couples don't get that intrusive "every body's staring at us" feeling. The two couches in the last row of the "couples corral" are reserved for couples and invited guests. One guest at a time is permitted to come in and play. 

Oregon Theater
circa 1983

While I was there Saturday night, two couples were playing with the boys: "K"  is looking  good these days.  She used to be a BBW, now she is just a BW. I watched her fuck a few guys while she sucked on her husband's cock. She fucked a few men from the general audience and a few men who had come in with their ladies.

The woman on the other couch was also a BBW and she was also inviting guys in to fuck her.  Another couple was there, a lady with long reddish blond hair and her man, an older in shape bald headed guy. There was a lot of interplay between these three couples, the men fucking each others' women, the women getting fucked and sucking cock at the same time.

There was one couple that was sitting quietly outside of the couples section. The way they acted, I surmised they were regulars. Nobody was bothering them. The whole vibe at The Oregon, Saturday night, was that of a hometown crowd, polite and in control, enjoying theater sex together without a lot of desperate foolishness.

Even when the beautiful brunette came out of the couples section and was surrounded , no one got too rowdy. She and her man had been in the couples section, fucking up a storm. She had long dark hair that cascaded down her back,  great legs, perfect ass and nice hand sized breasts. The celebrity she  resembled was  Andie McDowell . So when she left the couples corral to play with the boys, it caused quite a stir. She and her man ended up on one of the couches at the back of the theater with a whole crowd of men around them. She was being felt up, fingered, licked, nuzzled and she was loving it.

When things finally got in gear, there was always at least one guy's hand in or near her pussy. she would occasionally push a hand away if it didn't feel right. Men were reaching over and caressing her breasts, her nipples were hard and erect, She was jacking guys off with both hands. When a dude was ready to explode she would bring his cock close to her face and let the come spray all over her tits. There was sperm on her tits, her face and her upper thighs. One man begged to fuck her but after a little bit of hesitation she said,"No Thanks." She thought about it though.

In the end she probably took 20 loads, mostly on her tits. Afterwards they went back to the couples section and fucked one more time before they left the theater. She had a slight smile on her face when she left the theater, satisfied with a job well done.

Things quieted down after that. A lot of people left and headed down to The Paris. My phone was buzzing with Paris flag notifications so I knew there were couples there. I was just about to leave when two new couples came into The Oregon. One of the couples featured a tweaky crazy girl who would not stop be bopping to the Discman that she was listening to. Her old man just wanted to get together with the other couple that had come in but she was having none of that. Eventually, he gave up and they left . She never stopped moving the entire time she was there. A great strategy to avoid theater sex or a girl on stimulants? I wonder.

The other couple was a beautiful blond Erin Andrews and her man. She was wearing tight jeans and a shirt, not really theater sex garb, but then again, you never know in "this thing of ours." They started off in the couples section but after a while they left and found a couch in the back corner of the theater to cuddle. She snuggled close to him and played with his dick while they watched the movie. A few guys ventured close, even sat on the couch next to her but no one made any overt moves. She was sitting on the outside but it was not  intended to be a come-on. We all settled in for an old school adult theater "wait and see" session. Just when it looked like things might get going (She started jacking him off a lot faster and allowed a few more guys to get closer) the clerk propped open the double doors and shouted "closing in 30 minutes, folks." Between that and the light streaming in to the auditorium, it put a damper on whatever theater sex might be developing. The couple soon stopped and left the theater.

Maybe if they had come in earlier when all the action was happening they would have done more but it was nice that nobody really bothered them and they had a chance to get comfortable. All in all, I had a great time at The Oregon Theater, Saturday. I need to go there more often.

After The Oregon closed I went back to The Paris.  6 couples came in while I was there and each couple stayed an average of 10 minutes. The couples ranged from young to old, scruffy dressed to sexy dressed, experienced to" first time in the water", and "ready to play" to" just there to watch."  There was potential but nothing really happened. Like the middle innings of a long baseball game, a lot of men (and women) were left on base. I  hope there was action earlier while I was at The Oregon. Any reports?

Brent

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Doc here again... Another Hall of Fame worthy report from Brent.  His catalog of reports from the past several years would make a great coffee table book.  Of course, the coffee table would need to at Hedonism in Jamaica, or the lobby of one of the theaters within this thing of ours.  Thanks again Brent for all you do.

Do you have an adult theater report?  Just e-mail Charles Bronson The Good Doctor at emiliolizardo1@gmail.com.  I will edit, format, and doll up your report.  You supply the words.

Try it. 

Be large. Be a reporter for The Journal.

Thanks,
Doc

America Needs A Hero

Coming Attractions: Hot Blonde Coming To 15th Ave Adult Theater Friday 7/22/11

Doc here with a very promising Coming Attraction for 15th Avenue Adult Books and Theater (and Spa) in Melrose Park, IL (in the western burbs of Chicago).  

Who:
Hot out of town couple with smoking hot blonde (see pics of the real couple below).

What:
Spa fun, including bukkake.  Loves BBCs, but all hard cocks welcome.

Where:
15th Avenue Adult Books and Theater, 2125 N. 15th Avenue, Melrose Park, IL

When:
Friday July 22, 2011
8PM

Doctor's Notes:
This out of town couple will be visiting The Windy City in search of BBCs and heavy loads for the hot blonde in the pics.  Will be visiting the spa area of 15th Avenue for this adventure.

Gallery (click pics to ENLARGE):

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Have fun!

Doc

(Disclaimer: Plans can change at the last minute within this thing of ours. The Journal is not responsible for last minute cancellations or no-shows.)

Coming Attractions: Kitty's Bukkake Blast at The Oregon Theater (with PICS!)

Who:
Kitty from Portland

What:
Bukkake Blast

Where:
The Oregon Theater, 3530 SE Division Portland, OR 97202

When:
Friday July 15, 2011 
Meet and Mingle: 8:30PM
Event: 9:30PM

Doctor's Notes:
This note from Kitty: "Plan on coming across the river to The Oregon Theater now for Kitty fun and bukkake events. Good parking, laid back atmosphere and no drama. Come find your new play ground in SE PDX. The floor plan is much more open for the type of event. And I look forward to a healthy and committed relationship with this establishment."

There are couples, single women, and guys coming in from all parts of the country for this event.  In The Good Doctor's opinion, The Oregon Theater is much better suited for this kind of scene that The Paris Theatre across town.  For more info, check out Kitty's Yahoo Group, BlastBukkake.

Gallery (Click to ENLARGE):

Couples Flash Report: Summit Street News Adult Theater by Gentle Tongue

Doc here with a great first time Couple's Flash Report from Gentle Tongue.  GT and his lady friend visited the fast growing Summit News Adult Theater in Warren, OH, and have filed an exciting and HOT report.

Enjoy GT's report!

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Dear Doctor of this thing of ours,

I just wanted to extend a little summary of recent event that I am my lady friend had at the Summit News, 645 Summit Street in Warren, OH.  I did hear that the Summit was graced by your presence some time earlier in the summer or late spring. (Ed. note: I have never been to Summit News, so it must have been a) my evil twin, b) my first impersonator, or c) one of the reporters who have written about Summit News).

Recently we announced our interest to visit or entertain in the area of Warren.  Initially the thought was to visit the Summit News on Monday.  However, with only a few responses we opted to update the post and visit on Tuesday.
 
Currently the Summit News has extended free admission to couples on Wednesdays into the public theater area, a nice savings of $15.00 or 3 gallons of gas.  The private theater is available at a rate of $25.00 with flexibility of how long you may have it as a couple.

Being only her second time at a theater and still being a booth virgin our plan was to take it slow.  She is a sexy BBW and when with me is always wet and once I get her started, multiple orgasmic.  With the prior announcement it did not attract to many JR Tolken type people (trolls).  However, once we were inside the theater the calls and texts must have gone out as the crowd grew steadily. 

Gradually I began to warm her up with kissing and caressing.  Once the nectar began to flow the moans soon followed.  I nursed her for some time, no she isn't lactating - wishful thinking on my part.  I believe I was nursed as I am a bit drawn to those lovely mammaries. 

Once I explored her lower region she began to loosen up even more.  Up to then the crowd had grown and were all respectful.  Then 2 gentlemen offered to support her legs while I explored the source of the sweet nectar and even Pooh would have loved sweetness of honey.  By now she had orgasmed at least 3 times. 

The gentleman to the left was the receipt of her warm hand as she was holding on during the ride.  It sure beat any carnival ride she had been on.  She stroked the holder of her left calf and without any sign or indication she received a handful of cream.  The gentleman's thickness was pleasing to her and had he not made an early deposit he may have received a tender kiss on his wiener sausage.

Her excitement and pleasure grew with the help of the other gentleman of her right leg.  His fingers and oral talent took her to new heights.  She was pleasantly surprised at her multiple orgasms from his fungers and tongue.  We later received a creditable reference to "Ivanhoe's" oral and finger tallent.  He is obviously well known in the regions and even has a legacy from The Foster's theater.

Although her oral talents were at work on me, she saved me for desert and later was another story back in our hotel room.  Had to put the hot tub to good use.

In the cumming week or so we are planning on being in either WV or Western PA or both.  She is dripping and ready for more.  We are even discussing a small gangbang or mutiple oral servicing during our next visit.

For those that haven't gone to the Summit News in Warren, OH, please put it high you your list of must visit locations.  Clean with excellent staff and reasonable clientele.

GentleTongue here

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Doc here again... Excellent job by Gentle Tongue (and his lady friend) on this first-time Couple's Report.  The Journal loves Couple's Reports, so if you have a story to tell, we (the highly trained staff and technicians, AKA me) would love to publish it.  Just e-mail Ty Cobb The Good Doctor at emiliolizardo1@gmail.com. I will edit and format your report, and you get the glory.

And if you see a guy dressed in a white suit, aviator shades, a 70's porn 'stache, and seems to be from Sicily at the Summit News, and I didn't announce I was going there in advance, run.  It may be the worst celebrity imitator. Ever.

Thanks,
Doc

The Real Deal

Flash Report: Crusing The Coast w/ Bob in Biloxi: This Week's Episode - "DOA"

Doc here with this week's installment of Cruising The Coast with Bob in Biloxi.  Biloxi has been a hotbed of activity the last several weeks, and Bob has been in the trenches, deeply embedded, reporting the action. 

What will this week bring?  The title may be a bit spoiler-ish...

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"DOA"

Hi Doc,

I’ve titled this report Dead on Arrival! As I pulled into the Gulf Coast Theater in the quaint town of Biloxi, I should have known something was amiss. The parking lot was full (7pm?) and it’s early yet? I paid my admission and spoke with the clerk a few minutes. He told me one couple (our German friends) had been in earlier and left, at present there was nothing in but male patrons.

Bob in Biloxi

At 7pm the lot is full and nothing but guys? Not a good sign, so I left and went down the street to our trusty ABS. Yep the lot is full there as well? I was not aware nor as anyone I talked too, but it sure seemed like there might be a gay convention in town and it just wasn’t advertised to the General Public? The clerk there told me a couple was in earlier “but the guys in the back wouldn’t stop aggravating them” (his words, not mine) so they left.  Now it’s very clear he’s gay, but he did tell me she was very good looking. So coming from a gay guy she must have been ultra hot!!!

Back to the theater, I read before I left on Craigslist that a couple was seeking another couple to attend both the theater and ABS. I must have run into them because they were checking out both places early and evidently wound up with one of our semi regulars later that night. She was clearly dressed to play, wearing a black mini, black semi see through top and heels.  In the meantime, a very well built, young blonde, with a killer ass poking out of Daisy Duke short’s showed at the theater. She and her man went inside the theater and upon seeing guys standing in the doorway and along the wall made a 180 and left through the door as fast as they could.

Gulf Coast Theater

Back down at the ABS, another blonde lady, stoutly built but not fat in any sense of the word was rubber dick shopping, but she kept looking back at the booths, they left, but later showed up at the theater and sat on the back row for a minutes before leaving. That’s the second time I’ve seen her, so maybe they are testing the waters?

The aforementioned couple finally hooked up with our semi regular. I spoke briefly with them, who again advised me Friday night a couple came in for a bukkake and seems she wasn’t disappointed.

That’s about it for the report... The deadest I’ve seen it in awhile, as it seems we go from fat to famine!! I left the quaint town of Biloxi with a dry cock and blue balls. Still nothing on TV Saturday nights though.

Can’t wait for my November trip to P-Town!

Bob

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Doc here again... I am sure Brent will be rolling out the red carpet for you, Bob. Visiting dignitaries are always welcome at The Paris and The O.

Do you have an adult theater report?  I hope so, because I need them... Badly.  Just e-mail Napoleon Solo The Good Doctor at emiliolizardo1@gmail.com. I will edit and format your report, and we will be off to the races. It's easy... try it!

Thanks,
Doc

Breaking News: Trouble at the Twin Cinemas at Buford Highway, Atlanta.

Doc here with some troubling news from the Twin Cinemas at Buford Highway in Atlanta (Doraville), GA.

Rumors started flying around on Saturday about possible LE activity at the Twin Cinemas.  I asked for some assistance on this story via Twitter, and got the following response from a reader who wishes to remain anonymous:

"Friday morning, several-8 or 9-men were arrested for sodomy, aggravated sodomy and public indecency and taken to Dekalb County Jail. Apparently several of these remain in jail as their vehicles remained at the Cinema."

"Employees at the theater were apparently instructed to give no information and at least one denied that any arrests had occurred, although booking information is public record at the County web site."

Indeed, when The Good Doctor checked the Dekalb County bookings for Friday, there were the records.

The Good Doctor's Bottom Line:
Visits to The Twin Cinemas @ Buford Highway should be treated with EXTREME caution until we hear otherwise.  They are on the radar with local LE.

More as more develops.

Thanks,
Doc

Flash Report: Brent from Portland & The Week That Was

Doc here with an awesome (as usual) Flash Report from the poet laureate of this thing of ours, Brent from Portland.  It has always been my opinion that Brent should offer a course at a local community college on Adult Theater Tales (or Tails) 101. No one paints a picture the way Brent can, and for as many years as he has been at it. 

Don't believe me?  Just read this most recent personal post from Brent from his Yahoo Group.

So grab a Kleenex (in case you to dab a tear) and enjoy the latest missive on The Paris Theatre in Portland, OR:

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The Paris Theatre in downtown Portland, Oregon is located between a tobacco shop and the very popular Voodoo Doughnuts, on  Third Avenue, just north of Burnside Avenue. It is a private club and in order to gain entrance you have to become a member. This doesn't take long and the cost of membership is reasonable. I'm not sure what types of memberships are available. I know there is a five dollar yearly membership for couples and single ladies that allows them free access to the theater for a year; a five dollar membership for single men that allows them entrance to The Paris, at a reduced rate, for a year; and a daily, 12 hour, membership that costs nine dollars. I don't know if lifetime memberships are still available or if there are any other kinds you can buy. You will need to contact The Paris about that.

I bought a lifetime membership in 2000 (AD). It's worked out to around 25 cents a visit, so far. The more times I go, the less it costs. Pretty soon, I'll be making money!

One of those two bit visits  took place this past Wednesday (7/6/11). A red flag had popped up on my phone 20 minutes earlier and I wasn't sure if the couple would still be there. They were and the first thing I noticed was that she was showing lot of leg. There were one or two rail birds standing and peering into the couples section but the couple didn't seem to mind the attention . There may have been 6 guys in the theater.

When I was finally able to see, I found a place to sit and slowly turned around to watch the couple. They looked Mexican. I caught a tourist vibe from them. She was very pretty , long brown hair parted in the middle, dark Indian-Spanish deep copper skin. He was rubbing her between her legs. She was wearing shorts that were loose enough and skimpy enough that when he rubbed her she squirmed and moaned and had a very loud orgasm. Her full breasts were hanging out of her shirt and she would occasionally cup them and run her thumbs over her nipples. Then she pulled her hair back and gave her man a very erotic blow job.

The look on her face when she lovingly licked his balls and nuzzled his taint was like a kid licking an ice cream cone. After a few minutes she got on her hands and knees, pulled down her shorts and took him from behind. He gave it to her good and fast, finally shooting a big load deep inside of her. She put her clothes back on and, after a visit to the bathroom, she and her husband left the theater. I said to the man next to me " I love this weekday theater action when there aren't a lot of guys around. It gives the couples a chance to get comfortable."

I visited The Paris the next night (7/7/11) in response to a Voodoo Girl flag. Voodoo is a beautiful and sexy woman who looks like Sarah Silverman/ Selma Hayek.  She played in The Annex and she played in the little theater. She and her man, Voodoo Daddy had a good time with two young men, partnering on some wicked dick sucking, a three guy one girl four way, bi and bi and bi and sigh.

The best Voodoo moment involved a long seduction between V Girl and a thin Asian man that got more and more intense. The little theater was packed with people watching them fuck, Voodoo Girl was riding her new lover ,who was kissing and licking her beautiful tits while Voodoo Daddy was behind both of them. I believe he was gently fingering Girl's ass hole while she got fucked. Whatever he was doing it was making her crazy.

There were two young ladies in the audience who were new visitors to The Paris Theater. They had arrived earlier and now they were watching the theater sex intently. Of course, they had a small crowd of men around them, waiting to pounce at the first opportunity. Eventually, they went back to the main theater and sat near the front of the auditorium. A couple of young guys joined them and the four of them chilled and joked about the movies. I was glad that they got a chance to watch Voodoo Girl in action, at least. 

The best main theater action Thursday  night involved a couple that came in around ten pm. If you didn't mind a helping hand or mouth from him you could fuck or get your dick sucked from his wife who was a pretty good looking blond in her hard forties. They held forth in the couples section. Ray relaxed the rules  to let the action flow and guys kept streaming in to fuck her. I could tell by how deep and loud she moaned, how much she was liking it. I'm not sure if condoms were being used. If they weren't then hats off to the men who ate her pussy. At one point she was riding a very large cock and her man was trying to get it into her ass. But it was difficult to do and after a while she turned over and fucked the guy missionary style. While she was getting fucked, her man was rapidly fucking her asshole, ramming his fingers in and out in rhythm to the strange cock moving inside of her pussy. It wasn't DP but it did the job for her. I think she fucked a total of five guys last night and sucked a few more. All in all, it was a good night for theater sex at The Paris.

These past two days have seen a nice little run for "this thing of ours" in Portland, Oregon.

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Doc here again... Voodoo Girl is something else.  I had an opportunity to meet her awhile back at The Paris, and Brent's description is spot on.  She is very hot, and even naughtier.  Every adult theater needs a little Voodoo in them.

Thank you sir for another 5-Star report!

Thanks,
Doc

Call For Reports!

Doc here... Saturday night, July 9th, was a huge night at some of the most popular adult theaters in the country.  Here are the numbers (from theaters that announce visits by couples/single females):

• The Paris Theater, Portland, OR: 13 Couples (including Voodoo Girl)
• The Oregon Theater, Portland, OR: 5 Couples
• 15th Avenue Adult Books and Theater, Melrose Park, IL: 10 Couples
• CTs Adult Theater, Gary, IN: 4 Couples, 1 Single Female
• Summit News, Warren, OH: 3 Couples (including Gloryhole Gurl)

That is a lot of adult theater activity, and speaking for the several thousand monthly visitors to The Journal, we would love to hear what happened last night.

The Good Doctor is in dire need of reports... As The Journal gets bigger and bigger, the need for reports grows.  So, let's feed this monster and submit your reports! Whether it's from the theaters above, or the countless adult theaters across the country.

Send them along to Derek Jeter The Good Doctor at emiliolizardo1@gmail.com. I will gladly edit and format your reports, and you get the byline.

So be large. Be a reporter at The Journal. Your one-stop-shop for this thing of ours.

Thanks,
Doc

Flash Reports: Sam Reports on a Trio of Adult Theaters

Doc here with a trio of Flash Reports from returning field reporter, Sam. Sam visited three adult theaters, and unfortunately lady luck was not shining on him.  However, in the effort to present fair and balanced reports from this thing of ours, I present these reports from Sam to you.

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Hi Doc,

Got some time over the holiday weekend to get back to reports on this thing of ours.

My job took me to the New England area for a couple of  months. Unfortunately, none of these had any action when i visited over a period of two months, and so would not be back to these places again.

1. Art Cinema, Hartford, CT

• Visited twice, once on a Saturday evening, and another time on a Friday evening two weeks later.
• Spent almost 2 hours on each visit.
• Its a huge theater from 70s or 80s era, with balcony for cpls.
• During each visit, there were around 5-10 men during the entire time.
• No couples or ladies despite some chatter on CL.
• Mostly old movies on a old screen, so not inviting enough to even jerk off.
• The place is too huge for an adult theater, not sure why the place still exists.
• Entry was $12

2. Fairmount Theater, New Haven, CT

• Huge theater again from 70s or 80s.
• Visited twice, both on Friday nights.
• Saturday nights are gay movies, so avoided that.
• Around 15-20 men constantly, lots of CD and gay action.
• Spent about 2 hours there, saw one 50s couple, but left after some time. Other than that no other ladies or couples.
• Entry was $10.

3. Route 20 aka Adult World, Rensselaer, NY

• Place has a adult shop at the entrance, and video booths and theater at the side. Probably around 10 booths and a 12 seat theater.
• This is one of the stupidest theater setup I have seen, may be due to the presence of PD less than a mile away on the same road.
• Several kinds of irritating sound alarms keep ringing constantly. One at the entrance, one as you move through a corridor between video booths and the buzzer for the mini theater.
• Video monitoring is fine, but a video camera inside the theater, directly pointing in your face??Not sure if anyone is brave enough to play in this setup.
• Video booths are spacious for one, cramped for 2. No gloryholes either. Several couples who came to the adult shop, had a quick look in the theater and just went away. Some of them briefly stopped in the video booth area as well.
• Staff is intrusive and loitering near video booths is strictly prohibited.
• Visited once on a Friday night, and another time on a Saturday night. Saw one old couple who played in the theater by themselves.

It was exciting to read other recent reports from other places around the country. I would definitely visit those places if I get a chance, however for these three places, I'm done with them.

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Doc here again... Sorry to hear about this streak of bad luck, Sam.  I have had positive reports on all three of these adult theaters in the past, so this is another case of the dreaded feast or famine.

Keep the faith, Sam.

Do you have an adult theater report you'd like to see on The Journal of Adult Theaters?  Just e-mail John Shaft The Good Doctor at emiliolizardo1@gmail.com. I will gladly edit and format your reports, and you get the glory.  Plus, I need reports badly!

So step up to the plate, adjust your batting helmet, and send a report out to deep left field.

Thanks,
Doc