A Few Minutes With Dr. Emilio: I Have Your Labor Day Weekend, Right Here!

When we last left The Good Doctor, he was attempting to buy some breakfast...

Why am I calling you by your first names? I don't even know you. I still call my boss "Mister", and I've been working for him for seven years, but all of a sudden I walk in here and I'm calling you Rick and Sheila like we're in some kind of AA meeting... I don't want to be your buddy, Rick. I just want some breakfast.

Good day to you, and to all the ships at sea...This is a long-overdue edition of "A Few Minutes With Dr. Emilio".  The format should be familiar to you, the good readers of The Journal: A Lead Story, A Few Adult Theater related news nuggets, an opinion or two, and a photo of The Good Doctor in a public place.

Let's get started, shall we?

"Growth of The Journal"

August of 2011 marked the two-year anniversary of The Journal's existence on the interwebs (counting the 5-month hiatus in late 2009/early 2010). What started as a conversation with Brent in Portland one night during a trip out there in the summer of 2009, is now a thriving archive of information, reports, databases, profiles, and personal explorations as related to this thing of ours.

There were several moments that helped The Journal gain some credibility and visibility early on, such as my first reports on Canadian porn star and adult theater goer Velvet Skye. That report, HERE, kick started my conversations with Velvet Skye, and her promoting The Journal of Adult Theaters on her Twitter account @VelvetSkye. There is a reason she is Canada's greatest natural resource!  Make sure you check out her Tweets, as well as her website.

September 2009 also saw the first of Bob in Biloxi's always entertaining, smut-filled reports from the beautiful Gulf Coast.  His weekly reports are a staple here at The Journal, and always a must read.  Long-time reporters such as OldBeatNik, JaxBchBum, Major Voyeur, Donny Digital, and of course Brent in Portland supplied outstanding content in the early days of The Journal, and still continue to do so.

The ranks of unique reporters has grown to over 55 contributors from all over the USA and Canada, and that is amazing.  While this thing of ours is a discreet subset of the sex scene, it is thriving is some communities, getting by in some, and hanging on by a thread  in others.  Your contributions have been greatly appreciated by everyone, and we hope you continue to keep on submitting your reports and opinions. 

The Journal has seen steady growth month over month, which any good website/blog should show.  I have spent a lot of time improving the look and feel of The Journal, upping the number of pics and videos included with the reports, and introducing new features that hopefully resonate with you, the good readers of The Journal. 

How much growth, do you ask?  Let's bust out the bar graph, shall we?  Can someone get the lights?

To those of you keeping score at home, that's 40.1% growth August over July, 2011.  That's how much interest there is in this thing of ours out there.  Thank you for making it a record setting month!

Which brings me to my final point... In order to feed this monster, and provide the latest intel on the adult theater scene, we need reports now more than ever.  Whether you are a regular contributor, or an occasional one, or even a rookie cub reporter, I need what you have. This past week saw the fewest amount of weekly reports in over a year come across the news desk here at The Good Doctor's practice.  The monster is hungry... Let's feed it. Pretty please, with sugar on top. Send them to me at emiliolizardo1@gmail.com, and I'll make you a rock star. 

• Make sure you check out my good friend and colleague Major Voyeur's outstanding blog, The World of Major Voyeur. Not only will you get the latest intel on the St. Louis adult theater scene (and it's a good one), you will get first hand reports from Major Voyeur himself.  Couple that with his great sense of humor, celebrity nudes, and his talent for producing animated GIFs featuring himself and The Good Doctor, and you have a winner my friends.  Tell him The Good Doctor sent you.


• The Good Doctor is working on a House Call Report from Friday night, where I met up with a great couple, Mr. and Mrs. X at an adult theater.  A great time was had by all, and what a time it was!... Look for the report Tuesday morning at The Journal. And a HUGE thank you to Mr. and Mrs. X!


• The flags were flying all night long at The Paris Theatre in Portland last night... I am dying to get a report on the action in Portland from the weekend.


• Another theater with a ton of announcements last night was CTs Adult Theater in Gary, IN.  Can anyone help a brother in getting some reports?  CK?  BRR? HnR?


• Craigslist postings for The Lido Theater in Dallas continue to be numerous, yet no reports from the field.  The Lido is one of my favorite adult theaters in the country, yet aside when I visit there, I hear next to nothing.  Please submit a report from The Lido and become a hero!


• "The Clicker" tweets will only be focused on CTs in Gary, and RTs from Major Voyeur in St. Louis moving forward.  My apologies for the inconvenience. It wasn't my call.


• If you have any questions that you do not want on The Journal itself, please e-mail me at   emiliolizardo1@gmail.com. As many of you can attest, I will get back to you promptly, and with semi-accurate information.  :o)


• This is the last week for getting your TOP Adult Theater Experience reports in.  Let's salvage this series with some great stories from the past, shall we?


• The newest feature here at The Journal, Dr. Emilio's Smut for a Sunday Evening, continues this evening.  It has been a big success, drawing a ton of pageviews.  Thank you.


• Coming this week: A Flash Report from Liz, and the aforemention House Call Report from that handsome devil, The Good Doctor.  Besides that, surprise me.

Have a great rest of your Labor Day weekend!  From the staff here, buried underground in the case hardened bunker of The Journal of Adult Theaters (located in The Valley, near the small women's liberal arts college), stay safe out there.

Doc

Flash Report: Bob in Biloxi Battens Down The Hatches (Thanks Lee)

Doc here with this week's Cruising The Coast with Bob in Biloxi. Even though sernior Journal reporter Bob has been called a force of nature on the beautiful Gulf Coast, the real weather event was Hurricane Lee that hit that area this weekend.  How will that impact the fun at the Gulf Coast Adult Theater, or the ABS down the street?

Here he is... The arch enemy of The Weather Channel, Bob in Biloxi...

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This Week's Episode: "Field of Wet Dreams"

Greetings Doc,

That damn Lee (Tropical Storm Lee that is) can be blamed for this weeks dismal showing of couples on the coast! He will just not go away! Sound familiar?

Bob in Biloxi

OK, I expected 30 to 40 couples this weekend at both the Theater and ABS, due to being pent up in their hotels because of the storm. That did not happen. Instead a couple of regulars showed up, did their thing and left.

In an unusual event at The Gulf Coast Adult Theater, and I guess it takes storms to do this, a very pretty lady showed up, she had dark hair and was all of 6”3 with curves in all the right places. She was wearing jeans (yeah I know) with a pull over striped blouse. But damn she was sexy! Her and her man sat on the back couch, with her on top of him grinding away with his hand down the front of her jeans. I think she may have gotten off a few times, but never disrobed and left shortly after. I’m 6’0 and passed her on the way out, I smiled and said “excellent show”
That got a smile from her and a thank you. Now here’s the weird part, they arrived in a taxi and it was waiting outside to take them back. Damn I wish I had been a taxi driver that night!

On to the ABS, a short BBW with what I would guess to have EE cup tits came into the place along with her man, they proceeded to the back and I was able to enjoy her oral skills. I just love when I woman moans with my cock in her throat. It just adds something to it !!!

Gulf Coast Adult Theater
Biloxi, MS

Later, a very attractive lady, dressed in a brown skirt and flowery blouse, adorned with a pair of cowboy boots came in. Her man kept looking to the back, so I’m guessing they are there to play. They bought some sort of toy and did come to the back. But to everyone’s amazement used the store bag to block the fucking hole !!!! It wasn’t just me they blocked, it was everyone that entered the adjoining booth? Now this place has booths with no holes, why not use those? As they left, she put both boots on the dash of the car and proceeded to insert whatever toy they bought and ride off into the storm! Oh well, she was nice to look at anyway.

I read Enzyte Bob’s rendition on the decline of this thing of ours. I would agree and disagree with a few of his points.

First, in our quaint town, there has been a theater since 1976 and few ABS that are tolerated by what he described as the “Christian Right”. So, it would seem not to be the case here, however elected officials getting banged on by these “Christians” is what brings about change in our play land. To ignore the Constitution and just arbitrarily enact prohibitions whenever they disagree with something is a zealot in the truest form. Until we can get a government that will follow the Constitution and leave the law to the Courts as well as holding their feet to the fire to enforce those principles it will get over regulated and harassed out of business. The Tea Party has been misunderstood in this regard, they want government out of our lives and out of businesses! So in closing on my political stump I believe the Tea Party would be good for this thing of ours!

(Note to self: Never mix sex with politics. I could wind up like Anthony Wiener! Besides it's boring and makes my dick soft. )

Bob

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Thanks Bob for a report that I thought would result in nothing (due to the storm), but it looks like the hearty people of the Gulf Coast can handle just about anything.  Thank you sir!

The Good Doctor is sending out a MAYDAY of his own right now... Adult theater reports have reached an all-time low in submissions this past week.  Now is not the time to sit on your hands, ladies and gentlemen of this thing of ours. Please, please send your reports to The Good Doctor at emiliolizardo1@gmail.com. It does not have to be anything fancy... Just write up what's in your head, and I will edit and format it .  By the time we are done, it will look slick, and you get the glory.

Ok, then... What are you waiting for?

Thanks,
Doc (who needs a Bloody Mary STAT)

Op-Ed: Enzyte Bob on "Threats To This Thing Of Ours"

Doc here with an insightful editorial from senor Journal writer, Enzyte Bob.  EB is deeply embedded in the Florida adult theater scene and it's influenced by what is happening there right now.  However, it's message can be applied anywhere in this thing of ours.

Here is Enzyte Bob...

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Good Afternoon Good Doctor,

I have noted with dismay that, over the past decades, yes decades, that things are changing for the worse in "this thing of ours" and I wanted to wax philosophic a bit.  In the 1980’s and early 1990’s, I was a fairly regular attendee at ABS’s in the greater Palm Beach, Florida area.  Please do not think me a wealthy member of the Palm Beach set; I was one of the suckfish that serviced their community from time to time.

I regularly went to a small ABS that was not far from my home.  One day the County Commission passed a law that said there could be no doors on Video Booths.  They did this under the guise of “fire safety”.  Should the building ever catch on fire, the doors, that had locks on them, could trap the occupants and endanger their lives.  Now, I am not the smartest guy in the world, but I seriously doubt that the county had any desire to save people like me that they had probably labeled perverts.  Had everyone that attended gone up in flames, they would have been happy, but it was a good, and more importantly, apparently legal, way to eliminate the privacy of the booth. 

Eliminating privacy, of course, left police able to cruise through and observe what was going on in the booths and make arrests.  They did not actually make many arrests, as the fact that the doors were no longer there led to a curtailing of activity.  Lawyers would say the removal of doors had a “chilling effect”; and chilling it did.  The bookstore I was familiar with, The 45th Street Adult Bookstore, was actually eventually bought by the county and demolished.  This exact same thing happened in Okeechobee County, FL, but they took a slightly different tact. 

Okeechobee County, a very conservative, and very Bible-belt kind of community, required booth doors, but it did not make the ABS unprofitable enough and the county was not interested in buying it anyway.  They preferred much more Draconian measures.  When the hurricanes of 2004 and 2005 (Charley, Ivan, Jeanne, Dennis and Wilma) had an impact on this ABS, the building was damaged.  County officials were quick to condemn the building as unsafe for occupancy and forced its closure.  They then refused to grant any building permits to repair the premises, on what grounds I am not sure.  However, the owner sued to require them to issue the permits and lost at the local level.  The county made it abundantly clear that they would fight any appeal to the last dollar.  This resulted in the owner making a purely financial decision.  Between the lost business, the damaged building and repair costs, and the impending legal fees, he just gave up.  He spray painted a commentary blaming the county on the outside of the building for its closing and boarded the place up.  The county tried to force him to take the commentary off the building, but that was protected by the First Amendment and since they had gotten what they wanted anyway, they did not force the issue.  Had he had to go to Court and won, the county would have to pay his legal fees.  It was a Mexican restaurant the last time I was through the town.

Now that we are living in the era of Neo-conservative, Right-Wing Christian, Wingnuts, this thing of ours is in grave jeopardy.  My apologies to the members of the Tea Party that enjoy this thing of ours, but while their brand of fiscal conservatism may be incredibly appealing, it also comes with the fact that they want to take away, by pretty much any means necessary (you know, crowds with flaming torches and pitchforks) our ability to enjoy it.  The reason is that they do not view this thing of ours as being consistent with Christian values and, in their world, Christian values are the only values that are correct and good.  This is not a secular view of what our government should be.  They believe that we are, and ought to be, a Christian Nation and that will have costs to us.

The goal is really simple; drive every adult theater, bookstore, toy store, strip club and swingers club out of business.  These places are immoral according to the Christian Right (please see comments that New Orleans and Las Vegas were struck by natural disasters because they were “dens of iniquity”).  Regulate them into non-profitability and force them out of business, even buy them and bull-doze them when the owner is on his last financial legs; if a natural disaster can be used to facilitate this goal, all the better.

I do not know how to save this rapidly dwindling thing of ours to be quite honest.  I am not sure that we, as practitioners, can declare ourselves to be a minority and claim Constitutional protections from an oppression by the majority.  It clearly worked in the South with the Civil Rights Act of 1964, but this thing of ours; not so much?

Well, Doc, I have now completed my rant, and I forgive turning The Journal into a soap box where I can espouse my personal beliefs regarding freedom as related to this thing of ours, but I felt compelled.

While we can, I hope everyone has fun, but…..Hey, let’s be careful out there!

Enzyte Bob

Still Smilin’

A Quick Note From Brent in Portland

Doc here with a note from Brent in Portland about some potential Las Vegas adult theater action for this Labor Day weekend.

Brent, take it away.

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Doc,

Brent here with some information I came across that could be of interest to your readers. I found it in the "Adult Theater Play" Yahoo Group and I don't think the couple would be up set if you re-post it. Las Vegas is a popular destination on Labor Day weekend and there might be a few readers of The Journal going there who would benefit from this information.

wrote:

We're coming going to Vegas this weekend and plan to stop in to the Dejavu on Industrial this Saturday evening.  Not sure what time just yet.  Right now I only know it will be after dark and before midnight.  We'll post more when we know it...probably Saturday afternoon.  Just wanted to give anyone in Vegas the heads-up.

I'll be bringing the wife, Cat.  She's cute, 39, size 18-20, 42D and loves to play.  She lives up to the name.  She loves to watch guys cum.  Sometimes she strokes and sometimes she sucks, but mostly she likes to fondle, play with all types and sizes of cocks and watch guys cum.  It gets her all wet when guys cum for her.  If ya get it in her mouth, she'll swallow.  Her fav is on her tits.  My fav is in and around her mouth.

 She's never fucked in a theater before, so that's not likely.  Then again, we've only ever been to a theater with comfortable chairs once...this same place just a couple months ago to check it out.  Actually, we've only been to a couple of theaters before with mediocre results...probably because we didn't let anyone of the straight/bi persuasion know we were going to be there.  So...here we are letting all y'all know.

There was one time a few years ago that we went to the theater over on Boulder Hwy.  We posted it in a yahoo group somewhere and there was quite a group of guys who showed up for her.  She loved it.  She always says the more the merrier.  In our years of playing about once a year along these lines, I've never seen her get up and walk away from a guy who was about to nut.  So, as long as there is cum flowin', I'm sure she'll be playin'.

One big rule, if she tells you to stop doing something or brushes your hand away from an area, then don't make her say it again.  Which brings me to the do's, don'ts and such...not really rules but guidelines so we can all have fun.

1. She's not into anal of any kind and neither am I. 

2. If she chooses to fuck, then condoms are required. 

3. No cum in the eyes please.  She really likes watching guys nut and she can't do that with cum in her eyes.

4. Cum anywhere you want except in her eyes or pussy (we have enough kids)

 5. You can be verbal with her.  Nasty talk is good.  You can probably say just about anything in the heat of the moment.  I'll nudge you and give you the "you're pushing it" nod if you're pushing it or going too far.  If I do, then don't worry that I'm running you off...I'm not...I'm just giving a friendly warning.  I can only think of one term "whore" that she's not too fond off.  If it slips out, then she won't react...it would only be a steady use of the term that she'd balk at.

6. Keep in mind that she's going there to have guys cum for her.  She likes lots of it...yeah, she's a cumslut.  She can give a 30 minute blow job at home. *winks*  She likes to get a reward fairly quick if she's playing with you.  If you're gonna be a while then step aside and let another in.  Get closer to her again when you're getting ready to nut.

7. If we bring the video cam, then it will be aimed at her and your cock.  Don't worry about your face being in the shot unless you put it into one of her play areas.  The video would be only for our personal use.  We have no plans to go public with any of it.

8. We thought it would be nice if each guy gave her a playing card after cumming so she'd know how many and maybe who she had been playing with.  If you want to be remembered, then don't all bring the ace of spades.  You could even write an email onto the card if you like.  We'd like to create an email list of players to notify the next time we get out to play.  Maybe someone will remember to bring a couple extra cards for the guys who forget.

9. Oh yeah, no throat fucking her.  As much as she wishes she could deep throat, she just can't do it.

 10.  Most Important!!  If she tells you no or to stop something, please don't make her say it again.  If she has to say stop a second time, she may want to leave.

As for me, I'm bringing her to watch her be a total slut.  I'm game for anything within the boundaries I've laid out.  I'd like to see all that you all can get her to go along with.  I'm asking lots of guys to cum and use my wife as your personal cum dumpster.
Oh...if she lets you near her clit, then know that she's sensitive.  It doesn't take much to get her off.  Once you do, then back off and let it alone for a bit.

Nuff said.  If there's something I forgot, then post it here.  I'll read and try to reply before we go.

AQC

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Doc here again... If you are in Vegas this weekend, this looks like a very good option to satisfy that thing of yours. Let's get some reports from Vegas as well... It's been way too long since we have one here @ The Journal.

Thanks to Brent for the heads up!

Doc

TOP Theater Experience: Round 3 - The Back Row Reporter

Doc here with Round 3 of the All-Time TOP Adult Theater Experience reports... Round 3 is written by regular Journal contributor, The Back Row Reporter.  BRR covers the scene at CTs Adult Theater in Gary, IN, and has been doing a great job doing such. 

Here is his TOP Experience...

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Sometime during the summer of last year (2010) I visited CTs Adult Theater. I think it was in June. I'd been to CTs about twice before and frankly I was both interested and disappointed. I'd heard about how hardcore CTs was but on my previous visits there had been little or no activity. On one day there no ladies and on the other there was one lady giving blow jobs while her husband watched. So I was eager to see what all the fuss was about.

On my 3rd visit I arrived on a Friday or Saturday night (I can't remember which) hoping to see some real action. For those that don't know, CTs it's in Gary, IN near the airport. It's not much to look at from the outside or inside for that matter, but the stories I'd heard of the place had peaked my interest. The theater section is small with seating for only about maybe 20 people. Three rows of seats with a few seats alone a side wall and a exam table in front under the TV which shows a stream of mostly old porn.

On this night I arrived to see a full parking lot and I had to park in the adjacent lot. There was even a semi truck in the side lot. Wow, I thought. Lots of cars should mean lots of action. I entered and the lobby was full of guys (not a good sign I thought). I paid the theater fee, and as I walked toward the theater door I asked a guy in the lobby if there was any action going on in the theater. He said - "Oh yeah". As I walked through the theater door I heard the typical sounds from the porn playing on the TV. But there was definitely the sound of fucking going on too. There seemed to be multiple sound sources with moaning over here, groaning over there, and that familiar clap/clap sound of bodies banging away.

My eyes adjusted to the dim light as I stepped into a full on gang bang. There were 4 women in a full but not overly crowded theater. Like I said CTs theater is small but there was still some maneuver room left and now I know why so many guys were in the lobby. To my immediate right were 2 ladies. One was getting pounded on the exam table while another stood at the side of the table getting pounded standing-doggy style. To my left in the back was a lady on her knees giving blow jobs and before her was a Hispanic lady also getting done standing-doggy style. Wow, I had an immediate hard on. The sounds and the sights... Sex was everywhere.

The lady on the table was an attractive brunette with glasses, nice boobs but not big, and curvy legs. The gal standing on the side of her was a short chubby type, kinda plain looking but thick in an interesting way. The Hispanic lady was attractive, average height, slim but curvy build, and she was also wearing glasses. I never got to see the last lady in the back very well. She was on her knees with a small group of men around her receiving blow jobs. But the repeated sounds of men groaning and cumming meant she was doing a good job back there. But with my already serious hard on I was ready to fuck like right now.

CTs Adult Theater
4620 Industrial Highway, Gary, IN

The hot lady on the table had several guys obviously waiting for their turn. Same thing for the hot Hispanic lady. But the thick, plain lady had only the one guy who was just finishing up. Decision made. I quickly put on a condom and was on her backside as soon as the guy stepped away. Pounding away at her chubby ass she sensed a new cock and turned to give me an encouraging smile. And there I was in the middle of it all with folks fucking all over this small theater. I know I coulda/shoulda paced myself but the urgency of the moment took over. My eyes darted from the sight of the hot milf on the table, to the hot Hispanic, and back to this suddenly sexy fat woman I was pounding. After maybe 4 minutes I grasped the short woman's ass tight and I came with a groan. The sights and sounds seemed to overwhelm me. This was real and not some scene on a TV or movie screen. I stepped or staggered back and as I removed the condom the short lady turned and smiled at me again then proceeded to go down on me.

The one guy waiting for a go must have known that this thing wasn't over between me and the short lady because he then went to stand in line for the table action. The short lady was getting sexier by the minute. What can I say, her attentions seemed to be focused on me and mine were now focused on her. Her slow, soft, sensual blow job was doing the trick. And I was surprised to see my cock rise for action again so quickly. I could still hear the sounds going on around me and no doubt this helped my energies rise again. But my focus was clearing on this sexy chubby woman giving me a great blow job. Men were groaning, women were moaning, bodies were banging into each other, and I was enjoying a fantastic blow job. Wow.

After a bit the short lady turned to offered me another go and I quickly put on another condom and started into her again but this time unhurried. There wasn't any fellas waiting for a turn now and her hand reaching back to caress my thigh told me to take my time. We went at it for a nice bit as we shifted position to give us both a view of the rest of the action. Then I noticed that she was holding one hand and exchanging glances with the hot milf on the table. I'm not sure what this silent communication meant exactly but I know it was a good. Kind of a shared moment for these 2 women who I later found out didn't know each other. They had only just meet that night.

We fucked for a while as I saw fella after fella pound away at either the brunette or the Hispanic lady. I pulled out after what seemed like a long time but who knows since I had not concept of time then. The short lady turned and ran her hand across my chest and said she was taking a break. I definitely need one too, as I spotted a seat at the back row. And I got a couple paper towels from the dispenser, stepped between, around, and over several folks to secure a prime spot on the back row. From there I could take it all in.

Two separate groups had now formed up around either the brunette on the table, or the Hispanic lady who was now seated and giving blow jobs. The other lady who had been in the back giving blow jobs was gone. I guess that explains why there was room at the back row now. Men continually came into the theater to either watch or participate and then leave. It was like a rotation cycle had set up. I watched these two hot women getting it good and hoped I could rise again to partake.

I needed to go outside for some fresh air. The theater crowd had thinned out a bit and as I passed the blow job group as the brunette's last guy finished. There were still guys standing there watching or stroking themselves but no one was stepping up to service this woman.

Duty called.

The brunette was now standing at the base of the table waiting for some doggy action and I stepped up to oblige. Out came my last condom. And within minutes I knew why so many guys had lined up for her. She was attractive and hot with a nice build. Her boobs were only average but she had black stockings covering a set of nicely shaped legs.

I was getting my share when the short lady re-entered the theater. We exchanged a glance and a smile and then a couple guys who had followed her in pulled her toward the table. The brunette and I stepped back to the front row seats to give access to the table to this group and soon the short lady had a line of her own. More guys (I think new guys) were entering the theater now, & the short lady was having a blast.

I didn't last long with the brunette and she seemed to know when I was about to blow. She bent her legs slightly and gave a more leveraged push back as I came. Well 3 fucks, 1 blow job, and 2 orgasms and I thought... I'm done.

The lobby crowd had thinned also. But I could here the sounds of music and fucking from the stage area where the dancers perform. Apparently the dancers were getting their share too this night. I went outside for some much needed fresh air. I went to my car to get a couple more condoms. I knew it was only wishful thinking but I was definitely hoping I could rise to the occasion again. I stayed for maybe 30 minutes in my car just seating there resting and remembering what had just happened. Wow, so this is what all the fuss is about.

When I went back into the theater the brunette lady had left and the Hispanic lady was just leaving. But there was the short lady still going at it on the table. The exam table had been moved and repositioned, and now there were only about 6 guys left in the theater. Only 2 of the 6 were taking turns fucking this lady. A white guy and a black guy kept the party going alternately fucking her.

Another couple came in but left after only watching for a few minutes. I decided that maybe I'd given all I had that night and kept my distance. I know if the short lady had seen me and smiled I would have whipped out a new condom and gotten right back at her. But it was late, I was tired, and she was busy with these to hungry fellas. I decided to call it a night with that image of her on the table with those two guys repeatedly fucking her.

This was not my absolute top theater experience. I have another the I would rank as a tie with this one. But this was the most memorable one. I believe this was the day I got hooked going to CTs and perhaps it was the day the Back Row Reporter was born.

Signing off from the back row,
BRR

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Great job BRR!  This report really captures what a night at CTs is like when all the planets align, the vibe is good, and there are plenty of boners to satisfy the ladies @ CTs.  I am glad BRR was there to re-live the night with us, fans of this thing of ours.

It's your turn to send in your TOP Adult Theater Experience.  Just e-mail The Good Doctor at emiliolizardo1@gmail.com. Need a template to follow? Look no further that the Back Row Reporter's above.  It can be 2 or 3 paragraphs, or it can be an essay.  Your call.

Thanks,
Doc

Field Report: Interstate News Adult Theater, Richmond KY by Gentle Tongue

Doc here with another outstanding Field Report from the newest senior reporter here at The Journal, Gentle Tongue.  This report takes us to Richmond, KY, and the Interstate News Adult Theater.

Enjoy GT's take on the newest addition to Doctor Emilio's Adult Theater Database...

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Dear Dr Lizardo,

A quick and short report for the fans of "This Thing of Ours".  This report comes to you from near the heart land and more precisely the Blue Ass State - humble apologies the Blue Grass State.  It is that one track mind thing.

Interstate News Adult Theater
Richmond, KY

Recently a report surfaced of a locale in the Richmond, KY area, fitting state initials.  The "Interstate News and Tobacco" is a very non-descript location off of I-75 at exit 90 or exit 90A from the south bound side.  it is located just down the side street where Dairy Queen is located.  The address is 161 Keeneland Dr, Richmond, KY.

The location has no noticeable sign so you will have to be alert.  The building is a light yellow with a red metal roof and parking is around the back.  They have signs warning of sitting in vehicles and also very strict rules about roaming around the small store.

Once you enter the store is clean and is the center of the facility.  Immediately to the right as you enter is the entry to the theater and booths.  A mere $10 gets you unlimited access to the booths and 2 theaters.  The booths and theaters were built around the outer wall of the store and you walk past the booths, 3 lefts and then you will encounter the 1st theater, show a gay movie (as of this report) and as you pass through the seating area you will seeing the entry to the 2nd theater where your straight movie is playing.  There will find a few couches and a couple of chairs.  Further through the theater is the restroom.

In terms of the booths, there were a total of 7 booths that were working with a good selections of movies.  One booth in the center of other 6 is in the corner and has plenty room for a couple to play behind closed doors.  The other 6 booths, in a group of 3's has GH between them, for the exchange of the hot stock tips or the winner in the horse race.

Being it was just after lunch on a Monday, expectations were low.  There was a good crowd of guys roaming around.  Just puzzled why people pay to enter and spend their time texting.  Overall the place was fairly clean with plenty of place to dispose of unwanteds and a clean restroom.

So a new place to make a stop.  Please see the attached photo of the venue.

Happy Adventures to All - GentleTongue

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Doc here again...Now that is a great Field Report!  Descriptive, good analysis, and a pic of the theater/ABS.  A home run GT!  Thanks for another great effort.

I need your reports...Field Reports (like the above one from Gentle Tongue, Blasts From The Past, and of course recent Flash Reports).  Send them to Dirk Digler The Good Doctor at emiliolizardo1@gmail.com, and I will do the rest.  Honest.

Thanks,
Doc

A Quick Note From The Good Doctor...

Doc here with a quick note...

I have updated the Dr. Emilio's Adult Theater Database with 4 new entries, along with important info on each adult theater.  The new theaters are:

• Theater X in Hawthorne, FL
• Palatka Adult Supercenter in Palatka, FL
• Foxes Cinema in Columbus, GA
• Interstate News Adult Theater in Richmond, KY (Field Report on Friday 9/2)

And with that, it's time for a night cap...

Thanks,
Doc



Flash Report! floyd Steps Out Of the Sunlight And Into The Paris in Portland

Doc here with a report from our good friend and senior Journal reporter, floyd.  floyd is a creature of the day, and his afternoon reports from The Paris Theatre in Portland, OR are a mainstay here at The Journal of Adult Theaters. He is a persistent reporter, and this reports shows that attribute to a "T"...

So here he is, DB Cooper accomplice and excellent driver, floyd and his latest report:

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Doc,

floyd here with another daytime report from the world famous Paris Theater in Portland, OR.  As I mentioned in my last report, it has not been a great summer for daytime action at the local theater, with Red Flags (indicating couples in the house) appearing only once or twice a week. And most of them have been the inevitable “tourists,” who sit and watch the movie for a few minutes and leave.

Paris Theatre
SW 3rd, Portland

So I was not happy to be trapped on a long conference call at work when the Red Flag flew last Friday at 12:11pm.  Finishing my business call at 12:30, I was debating whether to grab the streetcar downtown and see if they were still there when the Red Flag changed to a Bedroom Flag, indicating that the couple had moved to the small enclosed bedroom area to the right of the main seating area.  This virtually always means action, and the spectators can get right up close and look over the waist-high walls at the action. A no-brainer for floyd!

15 minutes later I was paying the fee and entering the dark theater.  It was quickly apparent that there was no action in the bedroom, since there were no lookers at the walls.  As my eyes adjusted, I realized that the “couple” in the couples area at the back of the Paris was in fact two guys.  Not that there’s anything wrong with that... but not floyd’s scene (ed. note: cue sad trombone sound effect).

I stayed for a few minutes and then headed back to my office, disappointed but still in possession of my entry ticket, which is good for unlimited in-and-out privileges for 12 hours.

The Red Flag that prompted this report flew at 3:40pm, when your reporter had just about given up on seeing any action.  Back to the Paris I went, to find a couple making out in the back couples area, fully clothed.  There were only a couple of other guys in the theater and only one was paying any attention to the couple.  As my eyes again adjusted to the dark, I saw a young, tall, thin guy and his beautiful dark-haired girl.  She was stocky but not at all fat, with a beautiful round face that at first I thought looked Hispanic because of her dark complexion.  I later concluded that she probably was at least part American Indian.  She was wearing jeans and a shear lime green cotton top that did little to conceal her huge natural breasts, which clearly were not constrained by a bra.  He was feeling up her tits while he kissed her, which went on for at least 10 minutes, until I started to think there would not be any real sex action.

All that changed when he stood up and took off his pants and boxers.  He sat back down and she was down on his hard dick in a flash. She proved to be a most energetic and committed cocksucker, with great stamina to boot.  He was looking at the two of us who were watching, leaning back and smiling at his good fortune.  He was stroking her ass and trying to lift up her shirt to free those massive tits, but it became clear that she was quite shy about her body, as she was resisting his efforts. 

After many minutes of fellatio, he stood up and started to pull off her jeans, eventually revealing tiny blue bikini panties.  He took off her shirt and started vigorously sucking her nipples while sliding a hand down her panties.  She was lying back spread-eagled at this point, eyes closed. What a view!
Then she pushed him away and put her shirt back on, clearly embarrassed at being almost naked. We figured the show was coming to an end, but he resumed kissing her and playing with her pussy inside the panties.  A minute or two later he stood up and doffed his shirt, now completely naked, and laid her out on her back on the bench.

It was at this exact moment that a single lady entered the theater (ed. note: Hey now!) and asked if she could join them in the chained-off couples area.  They said sure as he crawled on top of her.  The young girl never did take off her panties to give us a look at that pussy, but her guy just pulled them to one side and entered her.

The other woman was sitting on the bench by their heads.  She was probably in her forties, a short, roly-poly blond with big tits that she popped right out of her low cut top and bra.  She put her feet up on the edge of the bench and lifted her skirt, revealing no panties and a shaved pussy, which she proceed to diddle, shake, prod and slap in a most provocative way, all the while watching the young couple fucking away mish-style right next to her. 

The couple were obviously enjoying themselves, with lots of smiling, kissing, and staring-in-the-eyes going on.  I realized then that she had not made a single sound through all of this, which I can only attribute to her obvious shyness.  Or maybe some girls are not vocal at all during sex, which I find hard to believe.

Catching Roly-Poly’s eye, I politely inquired if she would like a floyd-style tongue lashing of that wet pussy.  Those of you familiar with my reports will remember that this is your reporter’s specialty, and practice makes perfect.  She declined, equally politely, and continued her self-abuse. I don’t think the guy came, or if he did it was silently, but the couple stopped fucking and cleaned up with some of the strategically placed paper towels. Roly-Poly put her tits away, smoothed her skirt, and left the theater without comment (ed. note: Cue sad trombone again).

I figured the show was over after the young girl put her jeans back on and he put on his shirt, but with five minutes they were making out,and then down she went again, enthusiastically sucking his rock hard cock (ed. note: Hey now - again).  I’m pretty sure he was ready to strip her again and doggie-fuck her, which would have been fantastic considering her colossal hangers, but she was having none of it, finished dressing, and they both left the theater (ed. note: Sad tombone - again).

All in all, a fantastic hour of theater sex on a Friday afternoon!

-floyd

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Afternoon theater sex is a very different animal than your typical later evening fare, and floyd's reports do a great job of illustrating this point.  In many cases, it is a voyeur's delight... Couples seeking refuge inside the Paris Theatre, engaging their dark side before walking back into the light (Carol Ann).

Thanks again to floyd for his usual great work, and his frequent use of the MAX in Portland.

The Good Doctor really, really needs your reports from this thing of ours. I am also looking for more of the TOP Theater Experience stories as well... Just e-mail The Good Doctor at emiliolizardo1@gmail.com.  I will edit, format, and drop in the pics.  You get the glory.

Lastly, the first people to e-mail me the movie reference made in the above report, or the TV show/radio show reference, gets a Dr. Emilio-style shout out on the front page of The Journal.

Thanks,
Monty Hall Doc

Flash Report: "Private Theater GB, Part 2" - Summit News Theater

Doc here with Part 2 of "Private Theater GB" by Bill, moderator of the Summit News Yahoo Group.  When we last left this report (Part 1 HERE), things were heating up inside the private theater at Summit News in Warren, OH...

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By now Jerry had realized that this group provides not only party planning but service and protection. All he had to do was sit back and watch Mary have the time of her life.

A lot of guys had now gathered around the back desk, hoping to be invited in. I know a lot of guys were saying "Pick Me" under their breath. I chose around 10 guys to start.Mostly group members,but a few from the general public.Soon myself, Jerry, Mary, one other group couple (Ed and Rae) and ten guys started the walk back to the private theater.

The private theater has 3 couches, a 50 inch television, and a mattress we laid on the floor and covered with a fresh sheet. The guys all took their places on the couches or standing around the entrance door.We got the video going on the television and shut off the over head light.

Jerry and I took Mary to the back of the theater and slowly undressed her. Our hands and mouths were causing her to moan softly and when I felt how wet she was with a finger, I knew it was time to start. I softly asked her if she was ready to do a circle suck and she responded "Yes".

She walked over to the mattress, now dressed only in her black thigh highs and high heels, and knelt down. The guys were all undressing now and encircling the mattress. Mary starting to put her soft beautiful mouth to work and the party was on. I climbed underneath her while she sucked,but I soon realized that I was causing her problems moving from guy to guy, so I got up and joined the guys.

For the next half hour or so Mary drained guy after guy. After she did her circle suck,we gently laid this beautiful lady down and the guys began to eat her, then fuck her. Mary was enjoying a full scale gang bang now. As guys had their turns on her I went back and forth to the theater bringing in new recruits on a steady basis. I certainly was a popular guy as word spread that a hot blonde was doing a big gang bang. One thing nice about the private theater that when Mary took breaks there was a chance to get to know her and Jerry as human beings. I really like that.

I lost count at 23 guys getting BJs and I'm guessing she had 15 guys or so inside her, some more then once. The highlight was when a tall thin black gentleman had Mary screaming with pleasure. Towards the end of the night I climbed down next to her ear as she was getting pounded and whispered "Are you going to get Jerry to email that Bill guy soon?" The smile on her face and the look in her eyes told me all I needed to know.

An exhausted Mary now bare foot and barely able to walk, staggered toward her car and soon Jerry and a very tired Mary were on their way home. Lou and I got into his car and phoned Rick right away. We only got his voice mail, but 90 minutes later he called and we filled a very disappointed guy in on all the details.

The Summit Theaters unique setup of both a private and public theater is a great way for a lady to enjoy a wild setting in a very safe environment. Any lady/couple interested in playing in a theater without the Penis Gallery...please email the good Doctor and he'll be glad to get you in touch with me.

-Bill

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Doc here again...It is reports like this that have propelled Summit News into a steady Top 5 position in the Adult Theater Power Rankings.  As Bill said, if you are a m/f couple or a single female interested in a controlled adult theater experience, contact The Good Doctor and I will get your info to Bill.

Speaking of Bill, great job on the reports!  Keep them coming my friend!

Thanks,
Doc

Flash Report: Theater X in Hawthorne, FL by JaxBchBum

Doc here with a fantastic new Flash Report from senior Journal scribe, JaxBchBum. This time, he takes us to Theater X in Hawthorne, FL (address info located in the Dr. Emilio's Adult Theater Database), and while is luck there hasn't been great, that is about to change...

Here is JaxBchBum and his latest from Florida...

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After a couple of visits to Theatre X on weekend nights proved less than exhilarating, I was beginning to think that all the couples that feed this thing that we enjoy so much had decided to move back up north or west and visit one of the other theatres that has non-stop action.  There is no doubt that couples activity at Theatre X has slowly declined over the years for reasons I can only guess at.  But on a recent Saturday evening visit, my hope (among other body parts) was re-energized with some delightful couples activity.

JaxBchBum
Suave as ever.

I arrived about 7pm as I wanted to secure a good vantage point for maximum viewing potential.  For those not familiar with my previous reports, Theatre X is a small theatre consisting of 3 rows of couches, two across with some individual chairs on the wall across from the couches.  Couples are always free and singles are charged $20.  I sat in the second on the end as that couch has a low back so can one can casually glance over and see any activity in the back row. 

About 8pm a couple comes in and I know the evening is going to start off right.  They appeared to be both in their early 50s.  He was wearing shorts and shirt but she was wearing a short lacey black dress.  He somewhat resembled Kenny Rogers with this hairstyle and silver beard.  She looked like Barbara Mandrell in the face and had a nicely toned body.  They went and sat down in the front row as that was the only couch that didn't have someone in it.  The guy kept looking back and as soon as the couch behind me became vacant, they moved there.  As she was about to sit down, I could see she was not wearing any panties under her short dress and she even brought a towel to put down in the couch before she sat down (how thoughtful). 

As I got a closer look, I knew I had seen this couple before but it had been a while and remembered that she was quite an exhibitionist and he delighted in her showing off.  It did not take them long as he had the top of her dress pulled down within minutes and he began rubbing, licking and sucking her delicious looking breasts and nipples.  Meanwhile, she had reached down and unzipped him and was stroking his cock.  Their activity continued to progress and soon she was laying back in the couch with one leg drapped over his and he was giving her smooth pussy (complete with labia piercing) a nice rub.  Before long, she pulls out a dildo and begins working it in and out while he is rubbing her clit to the point where she has an orgasm.  After a little rest, she re-dressed and as they got up to leave and I said a "thank you", I heard those magical words "Thank, we'll be back in a little bit."

Theater X
Hawthorne, FL

They had not been gone long before another couple came in and also sat in the back row but in the far back corner. It was a bit harder to see what they were doing due to the dark shadows and she was turned in towards him and away from me, but I am sure they were doing some discrete rubbing.  Can't really come up with any lookalikes for them as they looked like Mr. & Mrs. Regular American but I will refer to them as Couple #2.  They were still there when "Kenny & Barbara" came back.  It wasn't long before Barbara shed her dress completely and Kenny was down on his knees eating her out.

Couple #2 would glance over from time to time and I thought that might spark some additional action on their part, but that was not to be the case.  All eyes and cocks were pointed toward Barbara as she continued her show.  After some time at pussy eating, Kenny sat back and Barbara leaned over and began sucking him.  After that, she laid back on the couch and out came Mr. Dildo.  To the delight of those like me whose night vision is not as keen as it used to be, Kenny brought out a small flashlight and shown it on Barbara's pussy as she continued her delightful actions.  It was clear that there was to be no touching by anyone, but all were welcome to come watch.  Barbara then sat up on the armrest with her feet on the seat of the couch and spread her legs while continuing her in/out exercises, fully illuminated by the flashlight. (thanks goodness for those EverReady batteries!).

Soon, she is back on the couch facing the back wall and Kenny starts fucking her doggy-style.  This goes on for about ten minutes and both seem to climax together based on their sounds and actions.  After a bit of a rest, they got up and left, not to return again.  Shortly thereafter, Couple #2 left and seemed to be in a bit of a huff.  Don't know if the activity next to them violated their comfort zone or if they were jealous from the attention everyone gave to Barbara and Kenny.  Time will tell I guess if I see them on future visits (sure hope so).

Meanwhile, while the Kenny & Barbara show was in its second act, another couple came in (Couple #3) and she was dressed to play.  A short black dress that barely covered her ass cheeks with a low, low cut front that showed off nice big breasts.  She was a large Amazonian woman but not fat by any means.  He looked like a military guy with an in-shape body.  I had seen them before on previous visits with her dressed in a similar way, but nothing ever spectacular happened.  I suspected he was playing with her pussy, but they always sat where he shielded her or sat away from other where one couldn't see what really was going on.  They would often get up and leave and then reappear 10 minutes later.  I suspected they were looking for another couple and my intuition proved to be right.  But back to the events.  When they came in, the stood right behind where Kenny and Barbara were seated so they had a bird's eye view of the action.  After a couple of minutes they pulled up chairs next to one another up against the back wall.  As she sat down, I saw all the way up her dress and with no panties, a smooth pussy winked at me.  A couple of minutes later, she had her legs slightly spread and he was indeed giving her a nice pat down.  After a bit, they stood up, watched Kenny and Barbara in their final minutes and then left.

So, here we are now with all 3 couples having exited the theatre and it getting close to 9:30 and I was thinking this was all there was.  Evidently some of the others thought the same as most of the single guys there left. Oh how wrong!   A little bit later, a young couple (mid 30s) came in.  She was wearing a sun dress and had the most beautiful smile.  He looked like a shorter Bob Keesham (Captain Kangaroo for us baby boomers) with glasses. 

They sat down on the other couch in my row (to my left with him closest to me).  She snuggled close in towards him.  After a few minutes he reached down and unzipped and started slowing stroking his cock and I saw her hand disappear under his shirt and begin rubbing his chest.  Every minute or so, she would move her eyes down from the movie screen and watch his stroke.  I wondered if he was bisexual and was looking for a guy to come over; but that was soon to change. 

In the meantime, Couple #3 reappears and sits in the couch behind me (where Kenny and Barbara had sat).  Soon, he has her breasts out of the top of her dress and is rubbing them.  Capt. Kangaroo sees them and begins to glance back more frequently and whispers to his wife and she looks back.  After a few more minutes, Mrs. #3 is having her pussy rubbed by hubby.  Then the Captain starts to get up but then gets down on his knees, pulls Beautiful Smile towards him, lifts up her dress and plants his face down between her legs.  This gets Couple #3 more excited and she pulls out his cock and begins rubbing.  Captain and Beautiful Smile then move to the back couch next to Couple #3 and continues.  This activity continues to escalate. 

At one point, Beautful Smile is on all fours on the couch next to Mrs. Couple #3 being fucked by the Captain Doggy Style.  I see this look in her face to Mr. Couple #3, he nods and Beautiful Smile lowers her head and begins licking and sucking on the left breast and nipple of Mrs. Couple #3 while Mr. Couple #3 really revs up his finger fucking.  It is all a blur after that but a good time was had by all.  Both couples left together and I can only fantasize what might have happened if they got together.

WOW!  I know it is unrealistic to hope that such activity will take place every time I visit Theatre X, but certainly glad to see such activity after such a long drought.

JaxBchBum

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Doc here again... Great to hear that Theater X had a great evening, with well-behaved guys getting a great show from the several couples in attendance. Thanks again to JBB for usual great job covering the Florida scene like a beach towel.

The Good Doctor needs reports the way Mars Needs Women.  Just fire up your computer, and type away about the TOP adult theater experience you have had. Past or present. Then shoot it off to Stretch Armstrong The Good Doctor at emiliolizardo1@gmail.com. I'll do the rest...

Thanks,
Doc