Wednesday, December 24, 2014

Merry Christmas from The Journal of Adult Theaters


Field Report! Erotic Zone Review #2 from Slimer

Doc here with a information and clever counter-point review of Erotic Zone in Hartford from Slimer.

Take it away, swabby.

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Greetings Doc,

All due respect to the Captain, my experience with Erotic Zone has been more positive.  


Tuesday, December 23, 2014

Flash Report! The Weary Traveler at 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Chicago 12/19 and 12/20/14

Doc here, a man who some say has an unnatural appreciation of produce, with a first time Flash Report from new contributor The Weary Traveler. 

TWT hit 15th Ave. Adult Theater this past Friday and Saturday evenings, and has filed this report.

If you read Meathead's report from Sunday, he broke down all the crazy action. The Weary Traveler's first visits to 15th Ave. were this past weekend, so his timing could not have been better. 

Please welcome to The Journal, The Weary Traveler...

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Doc,

I've been in Chicago on business for the better part of a month, my first time here. I've been to the casino, a Bears game (my condolences), and sampled a lot of the food this fine city has to offer.
15th Ave. Adult Theater
Historically, I've been more of a massage parlor guy. A good rub and tug was my release after a hard week of work. That is, until I stumbled across your blog and decided to check out this 15th Ave place. Now, I've never been to an adult theater. I'm a young professional with a moderately public job so I've been leery about visiting the types of establishments where I could potentially be recognized.

I went to 15th Ave on Friday night on a whim...

What the Hell,  I'd do it for the experience. What I found when I got there was the most glorious thing a man could ask for. There was a young couple sharing in the exhibition room. Fully sharing. I thought, this must be an anomaly, this can't happen all the time, I must have picked the right night! Well, immediately after that encounter (remember, I thought I had just hit the jackpot) I went back to my hotel and retired, satisfied. I didn't check out the spa on my first trip, remember, I'm a beginner.

The next day I droned around the city by myself Xmas shopping, gift for the wife, gift for the gumar, gifts for the family... after a while of this I checked my GPS, to my delight I found I was within reasonable driving distance to 15th Ave. 

Again, with a "what the Hell" gesture, I set the GPS and off I went. Friday night was great, but Saturday night made me feel like I had just captured a unicorn. Meathead's post was amazingly accurate and I don't think I need to repeat it. Right then I knew, whenever business brings me this way, at some point, I will be at 15th Ave.

So, I am spoiled. I know it. My first trip to a place like this and it was the best in the country?!? I don't think I'll be seeking anything like this out while I'm at home or anywhere else for that matter. I have a feeling it simply won't live up to what I've already experienced. I'll let 15th Ave. be a little secret between me and the city of Chicago........ 

Wait, what? JP's Slut Toy is going to be at 15th Ave. in an hour? Sorry Doc,  I have to run.

Sincerely, 
Weary Traveler

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Doc here again... Many thanks to The Weary Traveler for a solid first time report. Keep the cards and letters coming, sir.  Well done.

Thanks,
Doc

Field Report! The Captain on Erotic Zone in Hartford, CT

Doc here, a man who some say led the Sicilian navy into battle against an overwhelming Persian armada, only to find out at the last second Sicily didn't have a navy, with a Field Report from that crusty old sea dog himself, The Captain.

Cappy (a man who puts the "O" in Ovaltine) visited Erotic World in Hartford, CT, flexed his senior reporter muscles, and filed this report. 

Take it away, Cappy!

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Ahoy Doc!,


UPDATED! Visit Announcement! "Breakfast and a Movie" with JP and JP's Slut Toy Tuesday Morning at 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Chicago

UPDATED AT 9:30AM: Doc here... Just received a note that JP's Slut Toy is running a tad behind schedule. ETA 10:45am-ish. 

Thanks,
Doc

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Doc here... That little birdie is whispering in my ear again, and that means only one thing: A visit to 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Chicago by JP and JP's Slut Toy

THIS MORNING, Tuesday December 23rd between 10am and 12 Noon, the force of nature known as JP's Slut Toy along with JP himself will show some fan appreciation with a visit and a movie @ 15th Ave. What better early Xmas present is there than the smoking hot JP's Slut Toy checking to see if you have been naughty or nice. 

The Good Doctor's orders are to wrap the rest of your Great Aunt's presents tonight, and set your GPS lady to 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Chicago for a different kind of holiday morning. 

Tell them Doc set you...

Thanks,
Doc




Sunday, December 21, 2014

Flash Report! A Crazy Evening at 15th Ave. Adult Theater on Saturday in Chicago 12/20/14 by Meathead

Doc here, a man who some say apparently picked the wrong night to stay home, wrap Christmas presents, and drink 7 Bloody Marys when just up the giant mega-lane expressway, a crazy night was unfolding at 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Chicago.   

The Good Doctor first met Meathead and his partner in crime, Nawtnurse, a few weeks ago at a medical conference (and by "medical conference", I mean swing party) hosted by the international man of mystery Charlie (of Charlie's Angles fame).  Meathead is a great guy, and was very considerate at the medical conference.

Meathead is a great guy, and as it turns out, is a long time reader of The Journal. And as far as Nawtnurse is concerned, she is smoking hot! Please check out the epilogue of this report with something juicy coming up regarding her. 

Please welcome long time reader and first time contributor, Meathead to The Journal family...

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Hello Doc,


Thursday, December 18, 2014

Box Score! Last Week at The Berlin News Agency - Week Ending 12/14/14


Doc here with the Box Score from last week at The Berlin News Agency in NJ. 

It was an other busy week at BNA, and my good friends there have filed their weekly numbers with the staff here at the Journal (OK, me). 

Even with the holidays coming up, business was still solid at BNA.  

Here is their Box Score from the week ending 12/14/14:

Wednesday, December 17, 2014

1K Followers on Twitter! The Big "Best of The Journal" 110 Pic Thank You Report!!!

Doc here, a man who some say had no home. Hunted. Despised. Living like an animal.  The jungle was his home. But he showed the world that he could be it's master. Perfecting his own race of people. A race of atomic supermen that will conquer the world. 

Oh...and writing about adult theaters. 

Well kids, after months and months of begging, pleading, and bribing, The Good Doctor finally got to 1,000 followers on Twitter (@LizardoJournal). Many thanks goes out to everyone who re-tweeted my request to follow The Journal in order to get to 1K. 

The carrot at the end of the stick was a juicy one: a "Best of" report with 110 of my favorite (and some little known or seldom seen) pics from The Journal's archive of thousands of original adult theater images. 

Yes you did as asked, and now it's time for me to do as promised.

Thank you for hitting helping us hit the goal!

Doc

Best of The Journal - My Favorite Pics
(Click on the Thumbnails to ENLARGE)