Couple's Flash Report! Central MA Fun Couple at The Art Cinema on Friday 7/17 (w/2 New Pics!)

Doc here, a man who some say worked the regional carnival circuit, giving impromptu mustache rides to members of the Ladies Auxillary, with a great Couple's Flash Report from regular contributors Central MA Fun Couple.

John & Brenda (the CMFC) visited the mighty Art Cinema Friday night 7/17, the evening before the Beach Blanket Bango Party.  That evening was a busy one, as The Good Doctor was busy working in the lobby of The Art making up the swag bags for the next night's festivities. And by the sounds of this report, it was a hot and wet night for them!

Please welcome back to The Journal, the Central MA Fun Couple!

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Doc,

Last Saturday night there was a Beach Party theme at the Art Theater in Hartford. Brenda and I wanted to share in the group get-together but we already had previous plans and couldn’t attend. We decided to go on Friday night so at least we could have some fun of our own.

When we arrived we headed far into the seating area and took our seats to let our eyes get adjusted to the darkness. Very quickly we could see that there was a large group of men in a circle around someone in the very front of the theater near the movie screen. Although we couldn’t see clearly what was going on, it was obvious based on our previous visits to the theater that more than likely a woman was the center of their attention and taking turns making each of them happy.

The Art Cinema
-Main Auditorium-

Not too much later another couple entered the theater and sat in the row in front of us. They were in the front row of the seating area, behind the wide aisle that separated that section from the next one closer to the movie screen. Soon several men moved toward them. A couple of them sat next to them and a couple more stood in front of them. There was a brief conversation between the men and the husband and then they all started playing with her. 

We were wondering why nobody sat next to us, but that question was quickly answered after one of them men entered our row and stood behind the other couple. One of the staff members told the man that the men were not allowed to sit or stand behind a couple. Without realizing it, once the other couple sat one row in front of us, that automatically prevented anybody from sitting next to us. Well, that wouldn’t work so we got up and sat in the same row as the other couple, just a couple seats away from them.

Brenda
Central MA Fun Couple

A Journal Editorial: "Curious Ladies? Let Me Put You at Ease" by Flogbound

Doc here, a man who some say has mastered the artosculari pulcre, with a new feature here at The Journal: The Journal Editorial.

The Journal Editorial will be points of view expressed by readers of The Journal on topics germane to this thing of ours. 

I am leading off this new feature with an excellent piece written by my friend Flogbound, who is the girlfriend of Art Cinema ambassador SirJack2u (and also an Art Cinema ambassador).

This piece is written to females who may be thinking of making their first trip to The Art Cinema in Hartford, but it's advice can be taken globally as well.  Plus, it's right on point!

So let's give this new feature a test drive, shall we?  Please welcome Flogbound to The Journal with her editorial!

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Curious Ladies? Let Me Put You at Ease

My boyfriend and I have reached out to invite a number of people to the ART Cinema. Invariably, most of the men respond with a resounding yes, while the women are more tentative. Let me put you at ease, ladies: You are safer at the ART than a at a local bar. If any man is rude to you, does not take “No” for an answer the first time you say it, or even approaches the “couples only” rows or balcony, security will handle them, first with a warning, and then, if necessary, by removing them (rarely needed).

Can you go to the ART and still be a “good girl”? If that’s what you want to do, of course you can! Perhaps you and your partner just want to cuddle while watching the film and the people around you. Go for it. It’s fun. If another couple approaches you, chat with them, ask questions, or, if you just want to be left alone say, “No thank you.” That’s it. However, do expect to be approached--you’re at a party after all.

Now, if you want to take a walk on the naughty side for a night, you’ll be at the right place. As long as you are being safe and sane, feel free to enjoy any or all of the treats the ART offers. For those ladies who have wondered about other women.......the ART is a safe place to explore those ideas. Where else can you go to ask strangers intimate questions and get honest answers?

They're Back! Three Hot New Videos from The A-Z Couple!

Doc here, a man who some say prowls the rooftops at night, a guardian devil, with some very good news.

Last week The Good Doctor posted three brand new videos from my good friends The A-Z Couple (out of the Hartford area). After posting, I identified a glitch in the upload, and needed to take them down to re-compress.

Well kids, that exercise is now complete, and without any further delay, they are back and better than ever, with a soundtrack recorded in Suck-Around.  

So sit back, and enjoy the return of these amazing videos from The A-Z Couple.

Thanks,
Doc

Exclusive! The A-Z Couple's Latest Videos!

Breaking News! The Twin Cinemas at Buford Highway in Atlanta (Doraville) CLOSED! The Full Story...

Doc here with some bad news from this thing of ours...

Last night I received a note from Journal reporter H. Houdini  that the Buford Highway Twin Cinema just outside Atlanta had closed.  I then started digging around social media, and with some of my peers in the field.

I then went through my Rolodex (for those under 40 years old, think of a paper version of your  Outlook address book), and found my contact info for the owners of the Buford Highway Twin Cinemas. I shot off a note asking to confirm the rumor, as well as some of the details surrounding the closing.

To preface their answer, I have always found the new owners of the TCBH to be nothing but kind and gracious when talking with them in the past.  However (and this is on me), I have not reached out to them in a couple years and thus lost the pulse of how things were going there.

When it comes to city politics and agendas when it comes to adult theaters, the resolution is not always a good one for this thing of ours.  And that is the case here, with the theater confirmed to be closed.

This is the nice note I received back from the owners of the TCBH:

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Hello Doc,

Yes, we are closed.   We closed the place at 3pm Saturday.

The city of Doraville annexed us into their city in Janurary.  Our lawyers told us that it would be difficult to operate under their guidelines.  After some legal matters and their investigation, we just could not fight the situation any longer.  

It would have cost us a lot of money to continue and it would still be possible to lose.  Therefore, our lawyers advised us to close.  

We are looking for another location but it doesn't look like it will be soon.  We are building an email list for notification.  It is: atlantamovies@yahoo.com .

We want to thank you and so many of our customers that have supported us over these many years.  The theatre has been in operation for over 35 years and will be missed by many diverse people. 

Maybe some day people can stop being moral prudes. Decisions like this weaken the First Amendment Rights for us all, and even for the prudes. 

Thank you so much !!!

Twin Cinemas at Buford Hwy.

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Newspaper Ad from the Buford Twin
1975

Doc here again... I absolutely hate being the bearer of bad news when it comes to the adult theater scene, especially the Twin Cinemas at Buford Highway.  I visited this adult theater back in 2008 on a Friday and Saturday evening, and had quite the enjoyable time both nights.

The Twin Cinemas at Buford Highway was the last Atlanta-area adult theater. It was a former Jerry Lewis Cinema, with two large auditoriums, a huge lobby, and discreet parking.  It shared it's plaza were other adult businesses, such as two strip clubs. I wonder if they are facing the same scrutiny as the TCBH had to endure?

This theater, during it's run as a non-adult theater, showed Star Wars along with other late 70's hits. It then transitioned to adult fair for the next 35 years, at least until this past Saturday afternoon. 

So what's next?  Well, if the owners of the TCBH find a different location, I will do all I can to help get the word out and promote the new venture. As long as I am wearing the aviators, mustache and white suit, that is my pledge.

And here are a few photos from my pic archive of the Twin Cinema at Buford Highway:

The Good Doctor will keep you informed on the next steps the owners of the TCBH take, and what we can to support them. Remember to get on their e-mail list at atlantamovies@yahoo.com . 

I need a Bloody Mary.

Thanks,
Doc

Box Score! Beach Blanket Bango Party at The Art Cinema in Hartford 7/18/15

Doc here, a man who some say once threw a lobster roll through a tire 40 yards away, with the Box Score for last Saturday's record-setting Beach Blanket Bango Party at the mighty Art Cinema in Hartford.

We knew going that this was going to be a huge event, and we were spot on. The Art Was decorated to the nine with beach themes, and as the evening went on, many a guest also decorated.  In what?  Well, you'll have to wait for the reports to come in for those details...

This event was the biggest party since  2013, and it was truly a night for the ages (or the next event - Back to School Party on Saturday September 19th at 7pm). 

Here is the Box Score for Beach Blanket Bango at The Art Cinema on 7/18/15:

106 Male/Female Couples
  6 Single Females
  & Dozens of Single Guys

Now, don't you wish you were there?  

I am looking for reports from this party by singles and couples alike. Submit them to emiliolizardo1@gmail.com , and I will post them as quickly as possible.  First timers, remember to also submit a pen name so I can publish the reports.

Thanks,
Doc

Flash Report! Johnny Paradise Returns with an Instant Classic: "Have Hot Dog, Will Travel" from June, 2015

Doc here, a man who some say knows that the best teacher is experience, with what just may be one of the best adult theater reports to come across my desk in the 6 years I have edited this blog.

It's good to have Johnny Paradise back in the fold here at the Journal, located in The Valley, near the small women's liberal arts college.   His reports never fail to take you places.  Not only the places within this thing of ours, but the sights, the sounds, & even the smells.

In this report, Johnny has hit the highway, and landed at a familiar haunt.  Luckily for all of us, it was a target-rich environment that he will tell us all about.

Take it away, sir.

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HAVE HOT DOG, WILL TRAVEL
or An Evening Spent at A Certain Cinematheque of Ill Repute in the Great Midwest

So, suddenly I wanted an Hungarian hot dog.

 It was as simple as that. Nothing else would do, and in the hierarchy of impulsive culinary predilections, the visceral need for this unique staple of a certain city's cuisine is justifiably near the top, and if you've had it you know why. 

Saturday had been a perfectly imperfect cold June day in Detroit - no sun, no baseball, no summer, just unstoppable precipitation on wind-swept streets, gray sky, gray pavement, gray everything everywhere and through the window the almost-bitter breeze carrying rain-soaked whispers to just set it all down and GO...

...so I rang Lola who, if anything, had been even busier and more consumed by responsibility lately than I had and I suggested the improbable plan but she had promises to keep and miles to go before etc. etc. so I jumped in the Black Beauty and rocketed down the wonderland that was an interstate to...

(flash flood forward)

* one original with mustard, sauce, and onions
* chili mac on the side
* a cola

Journal Astronomy Update: Pluto Flyby Yields Unexpected Images

Doc here, a man who some say would chase Kirk round the Moons of Nibia and round the Antares Maelstrom and round Perdition's flames before giving him up, with a Journal Astronomy Update. 

The New Horizons mission to Pluto has given us some spectacular photos as it flies by this dwarf-planet. However, last night, the most surprising images to date were transmitted.

I have no explanation for this...But my friends & colleagues here at the Journal, namely Jean & Scott and MajorVoyeur, have other ideas.

 JeanAndScott ‏@Jean_Scott_xxx  15h
@LizardoJournal I think it's only a dwarf-Lizardo?

 MajorVoyeur ‏@MajorVoyeur  15h
Just goes to show how far this Man & his Mustache will go to cover 'This Thing of Ours''.


More images forthcoming as they transmit to ground control.

Thanks,
Doc

Box Score! The Summer Lingerie Party at 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Chicago on 7/11/15

Doc here, a man who some say can dance, puts on his red shoes and dances the blues, with the Box Score from this past Saturday night's HUGE Summer Lingerie Party at 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Chicago.

This was a big one folks, and the lust in the air was thick enough to cut with a vibrating egg.  

There were a lot of first timers attending, and from what I could see, all were having a pretty amazing time!

And the outfits...Jesus tap-dancing Christ, were spectacular!  

Here is your Box Score from the Summer Lingerie Party at 15th Ave. in Chicago:

81 MALE/FEMALE COUPLES
 5 SINGLE FEMALES
10 T-GURLS
DOZENS OF SINGLE GUYS 

Thank you to everyone who came/attended the event!  It was an honor hosting you, and cannot wait to see you on Saturday August 22nd for the Back to School Party.

Thanks,
Doc

Visit Announcement! The Sexual Athletes at The Art Cinema in Hartford TONIGHT (7/11) at 7PM!

Doc here, a man who some say grew up in the city. A city of crime, of lust, of desire...There are 8 million stories in the naked city, and this is one of them.

Tonight at 7pm at the mighty Art Cinema in Hartford, CT, my good friends The Sexual Athletes will be dropping trou by for a visit that will include film appreciation and maybe some group therapy.

Regular readers of The Journal know of the legendary Mrs. Sexual Athlete... She is insatiable and undeniable.  Here are a few visual reminders of what is in store tonight at The Art Cinema (click the thumbnails to ENLARGE):

So kids, pop by The Art Cinema tonight around 7pm, and tell The Sexual Athletes that "Doc sent me!" 

Thanks,
Doc 

Updated 7/11 at Noon! : TONIGHT! Summer Lingerie Party at 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Chicago Saturday 7/11 at 8PM!

UPDATED 7/11 at NOON: Doc here, your host for tonight's huge event...The buzz is high for tonight's big Summer Lingerie Party at 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Chicago. I have heard from a LOT of sexy couples and singles confirming that they will be there, and I hope you will be as well. 

New Couples and Single Females: If you would like a tour of 15th Ave., I will be giving them between 8pm and 9pm.  We are excited to show you our facility, and our gorgeous Party Room. 

Here is a sneak peak...

If you have any questions about the party, please feel free to e-mail me at emiliolizardo1@gmail.com or on SLS at DOCTORANDASSISTANT . 

See you tonight!!!

Thanks,
Doc

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7/9 at 10am: Doc here...Finishing touches are being made to the awesome Party Room at 15th Ave. Adult Theater, and last night we finished up the swag bags that will be given out to the first 50 male/female couples with their paid admission.

Here are the very cool swag bags:

Each swag bag contains a $50 value of goodies for all your senses. Do not miss out on getting your's, since they are first come, first serve starting at 8pm on Saturday.

The Good Doctor will be hosting as usual, and games return to the event starting at 9:30pm.  

Next update is tomorrow.  Hope to see everyone there!

Thanks,
Doc

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Doc here with a quick update on this coming Saturday night's big Summer Lingerie Party at 15th Ave Adult Theater in Chicago, starting at 8pm.

Preparations are underway for the evening, where we are expecting scores of couples and dozens of sexy singles to the Party Room.  A few things to remember about our events: