XXXclusive! Ring Out 2015 with Hawaiian Eyeful in Paradise (and 12 Brand New Pics!)

Doc here, a man who some say lives in the city. Every 24 hours a little bit of everything happens. Nine million people make a lot of history in one day. They write it all down and file it away. Some of it's important, some of it isn't. Business, industry, government - you buy a three-cent stamp or an oil well - they keep records of it. Progress, money, success... and failure. A complete history of every day; some of it's public, some personal. It's all written down. In my job we catalog trouble. I'm The Good Doctor.

2015...We hardly knew ye. It was a crazy year for The Good Doctor, in more ways than I can count. Successes, failures. Huge adult theater events, and classic adult theaters that closed. Good hair days, bad hair days. 

In any case, it's time to put a bow on 2015 in a big way, and I can't think of a better way to leave you with a good taste in your mouth than this set of brand new pics from my good friend, Hawaiian Eyeful.

Last month, Ms. Eyeful & Mr. Eyeful took a trip to a romantic paradise resort in a far away land. The location looked spectacular, and the setting perfect. While there, Hawaiian Eyeful had photo shoots scheduled to capture both her beauty and that of the setting, and we are now blessed with the best images from those shoots.

So kids, as you pop open the bubbly on New Year's Eve, pop open all of these fantastic images by clicking on the thumbnails and enjoy the eye candy that is the smoking hot Hawaiian Eyeful.

Happy New Year!

Doc

HAWAIIAN EYEFUL IN PARADISE

Flash Report! Captain Fly Guy at Secrets in Des Moines, WA

Doc here, a man who some say sold falafel off a food cart in The Narrows, with a brand new Flash Report from first-time contributor to The Journal, Captain Fly Guy.

Captain Fly Guy rolled back his canopy and made his second ever visit to an adult theater when he stepped inside Secrets in Des Moines, WA, and has filed this terrific report on his findings. And by "findings", I mean the hot woman he encountered at Secrets.

Please welcome to the Journal, Captain Fly Guy.

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Dear Doctor:

In my second ever visit to an adult theater, and having read your excellent advice on etiquette, I found myself at Secrets in Des Moines, WA (address in the adult theater database).

Secrets
Des Moines, WA

Walking through the front door, I saw three potential patrons (two men and a woman) at the front desk discussing "the lifestyle" with the beautiful young clerk. I paid my entrance, passed by, and began enjoying the shows

Eventually the troika entered the theater and made themselves comfortable in the large room on the couch, the lady with one man on either side. Evidently one was her LTR, the other a friend in the lifestyle. They enjoyed the show awhile, and the LTR left the

The lady decided to get more comfortable, and removed her sweater. Then her halter top so that her friend could suckle her large breasts. Eventually, she removed the dress entirely so that he could offer her his fingers and tongue, which he did quite well while prostrate on the floor, and her shaved pussy thrust towards the crowd of bystanders grew to about 8. 

Coming Tomorrow on The Journal! Ring Out 2015 with a Brand New Hawaiian Eyeful Photo Set of 12 New Pics!

Doc here, a man who some say lived through a whirlwind of looting, a firestorm of fear. Men began to feed on men. On the roads it was a white line nightmare. Only those mobile enough to scavenge, brutal enough to pillage would survive.

The gangs took over the highways, ready to wage war for a tank of juice. And in this maelstrom of decay, ordinary men were battered and smashed... men like The Good Doctor... the warrior Doc. In the roar of an engine, he lost everything... and became a shell of a man... a burnt-out, desolate man, a man haunted by the demons of his past, a man who wandered out into the wasteland. And it was here, in this blighted place, that he learned to live again.

As we wrap up 2015 here at the Journal, Barky Lizardo and I decided that the final report of 2015 will be a doozy.  Something that captures the vibe of this crazy year in this thing of ours.  

Two words for you: Hawaiian Eyeful.

A Sneak Peak at Hawaiian Eyeful

Sometime around 6pm CT on New Years Eve, The Good Doctor will power up the flux capacitor on the bank of servers here at the Chez Lizardo in The Valley, near the small women's liberal arts college, and publish "Hawaiian Eyeful in Paradise". These pics were shot at a luxury lifestyle resort last month, and they are stunning. Here is a sneak peak I Tweeted out last night (another good reason to follow me @LizardoJournal):

This photo is pretty amazing, but just wait until you drop a load get a load of the other 11 super high quality high res images of the legendary Hawaiian Eyeful.  

Their professional photographer down at their resort did a great job on this shoot, and you will be able to see the images for yourself Thursday, New Year's Eve, at 6pm CT.  12 incredible images for you to ring out 2015 and ring in 2016!

You are welcome.

Thanks,
Doc

Flash Report! The O'Hare MILF at 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Chicago by Raygun on 12/29/15

Doc here, a man who some say is lowered via cable down the front of The Valley's tallest building every New Years Eve, and at the stroke of midnight pops of of those plastic confetti bottles.  It is not very spectacular.

As we wind down 2015, a few brand new reports have hit The Good Doctor's inbox, and this one is a keeper from regular contributor, Raygun.

Raygun was back at 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Chicago yesterday afternoon (12/29/15), and popped open his champagne bottle all over my good friend and very naughty girl, The O'Hare MILF. 

Take it away, sir.

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Hi Doc,

I was able to end the year on a high note with a visit from an old "friend".

The O'Hare MILF

I needed a break from the holidays and had planned to go to the theater Sunday night. A last minute change of plans found my visiting parents staying at my place and me stuck at home. Monday the weather was miserable and nobody went anywhere if they didn't have to -- another day ruined. I finally had a chance to visit 15th Ave. Theater Tuesday afternoon and hoped for the best.

There were plenty of guys, but no one else, and after a couple hours I was ready to leave. I was sitting in my car checking email when I saw the message, "Couple in the house". How did I miss that? I'd better get back inside, I thought.

I walked into the theater. My eyes had not yet adjusted to the dark, but I could see a shadowy scrum of six or eight guys at the back of the couples' section. The center of attention was hidden from view, but as soon as I heard the first moan, I knew exactly who it was -- one of my favorite couples, whom I had not seen in months.

This couple are regulars. She's probably in her 50s, a little pixie with short bleached blonde hair, small breasts, and a spinners figure.

They usually start off sitting in the back row of the couples' section. They sit quietly for a few minutes and then she gives him a blow job. As soon as it's clear that she's ready to play, she's surrounded by guys with their dicks out, jerking off. The guys standing behind will start to touch her and she'll reach back for them. She'll take off her shirt and bra, and eventually get naked.

But today she must have been as desperate for this as I was, because they seemed to have skipped the preliminaries and gotten right to it. I tried to get a look at her through the group of guys surrounding her. She was already naked, kneeling on the seat facing the back of the theater. Someone was fucking her from behind while several others stood in front of her hoping to be sucked or jerked off. Her husband sat two seats away watching and jerking off. She interrupted her cocksucking with loud moans and exclamations. "Fuck it, baby. Oh, fuck it. Fuck it."

Merry Christmas from The Good Doctor & Barky Lizardo

Doc here, a man who some say looks like a million bucks in a green pointed hat, a green mu mu, and pointed shoes. 

On behalf of the creative team here at The Journal (myself and my faithful companion, Barky Lizardo), I would like to wish all the good readers of The Journal and @LizardoJournal a very Merry Christmas and a Happy and Naughty New Year.

As I finish gift wrapping a fine selection of meats & cheeses for friends and family, I will also wrap up my 4th Bloody Mary.  The Feast of the Seven Fishes will commence at 18:00 hours, and there is a 50/50 chance I will remember even a little part of it.  

Enjoy the time with the family, as everyone reads their iPhones at the holiday table.

Buon Natale!

Doc

Flash Report! The Week in Review on Portland's Adult Theaters by Brent!

Doc here, a man who some say played a supporting role in the 80's crime tele-drama "The Man in Ban-Lon", with a dynamite report on the week that was in Portland, OR by our good friend, Brent in Portland. 

It was a busy week in PDX, and Brent has all the inside intel you need to know.

No one does it like Brent, so sit back, pop open the Fresca (Hi Gemini!) and enjoy the song stylings of the poet laureate of this thing of ours, Brent in Portland.

Take it away, sir.

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Doctor,

I took a little time off from the theaters to house and dog sit at my sister's while she and her husband were on vacation. I got a chance to catch up on some movies and television shows while I was there. I particularly enjoyed Netflix, "Jessica Jones" and I thought "We have our own Jessica Jones, Jessica , the front person at The Oregon Theater." Like JJ, she's a badass with a great ass. I also like "Bloodline," and "Master Of None" and my nephew has a small role in the series "Longmire."

The Paris Theatre
Portland, OR

Friday was the night Koral returned to The Paris and she and two other ladies fucked and sucked 50 or more men during the hours they were there. At one point I thought The Annex was going to collapse under the weight of all the men who were crowded inside while they waited to fuck either Koral or TJ's girl, who at certain intervals were also busy pleasing each other. 

The third lady playing was a sexy solid woman with big tits who liked her men naked and their cocks hard and uncovered. She enjoyed getting fucked and sucking dicks until they came in her mouth or on her face. Her husband enjoyed eating her cum filled ho ho after some guy had just fucked it. They had put an ad in Craigslist and had come through with flying colors.Since I've returned the theater action has been pretty good. 

Three couples were playing last Tuesday. A pretty blonde was getting fucked in the bedroom while outside watching was a very sexy lady who was getting groped by a bunch of horny dudes. Later, she was in the bedroom getting fucked by her boyfriend and a guest and occasionally she would stand up and let the guys who were watching fondle her beautiful breasts or reach down and play with her sweet wet pussy.

Update: Technical Difficulties Resolved at The Journal

Doc here, a man who say was once known as Obi Wan Cannoli, with an update on technical issues on The Good Doctor's end. These technical issues resulted in sparse reports over the last few days. 

I am happy to report those issues have now been resolved at the Chez Lizardo, contractors have finished their work, and it's back to monkey business as usual at The Journal. Nope. They are back. Stay tuned.

Thanks,
Doc

Programming Note: There will be a Disturbance at The Journal on Sunday 12/20

Doc here, a man who some say one piloted Slave 1 to nearby 7-Eleven for a corn dog and a Slurpee, with a programming note for today, Sunday, 12/20.

The Good Doctor will be enjoying a screening of Star Wars: The Force Awakens in the afternoon.  Once I return from Cinerama at The Valley, I will resume Sunday's posts and begin a surface attack. 

Thank you for your continued support of The Journal of Adult Theaters. 

Grand Moff Lizardo

Upcoming Visit! Today at 2pm! P and Birthday Girl F at 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Chicago (w/PICS)

Doc here, a man who some say has jet-fuel running through his veins, with a special Visit Announcement for 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Chicago for TODAY (Saturday 12/29) at 2PM.

My good friends and long-time contributors P+F will be celebrating F's birthday today with an afternoon matinee at 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Chicago's western burbs.  F just might wearing her birthday hat, or if lady luck is on her side, wearing her birthday suit for the matinee. 

In terms of what movie they will be enjoying, it's a toss-up between "Star Wars: The Force Awakens" and "Big Titties in Bangkok #11". 

Here is a pic or two of the birthday girl...

So kids, if you happen to stop by 15th Ave. today around 2pm, and you see the birthday girl F, tell her Happy Birthday and that Doc sent you!

Thanks,
Doc

Breaking News! 1 Adult Theater Closed, Another in 2016 - Report by Jay Owen

Doc here, a man who some say once ran confectionery and bait shop somewhere in the Midwest, specializing in the best crullers and night crawlers in town. 

Oy vey, another piece of bad news from this thing of ours. New contributor Jay Owen has informed The Good Doctor that two well-known adult theaters in Northern California are either closed now or scheduled to close in 2016.

You can imagine this news sucks out loud. California has almost wiped out all of it's hetero-friendly adult theaters, save for San Diego's 4 theaters *see which ones in the adult theater database at the top of this page). 

Please welcome to The Journal Jay Owen and his update on the state of these NoCal adult theaters.

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Funville Amusement - CLOSED
Vallejo, CA

Dr. Lizardo,

I bring sad news to this thing of ours. News of two theater closures in Northern California. One done. One eminent.

1. Funville Theater and adult book store in Vallejo, CA is closed. It closed with little or no warning back in October I believe. They have a Facebook page (search for "Funville Amusement Center" on FB) that says they hope to re-open somewhere, someday. I'm not holding my breath.

2. The Secrets store in Oakland, CA on Broadway at 2nd street is scheduled to close "sometime in 2016" is all the staff would say. The store staff said they have no plans to relocate the theater since they have other smaller stores in the region. These smaller Secrets stores have arcades but no theaters. In a recent article in the newspaper, the author stated that the property owner has plans to demo and/or remodel all buildings and develop something new on the valued site.