Flash Report! Anaconda Hits Berlin News Agency in NJ on Monday 12/11/17

Doc here, a man who some say is Popular Mechanic's Ball Peen Hammer Model of the Year, 1992.  

Senior reporter Anaconda has quite the week lined up for himself as we head towards the holidays. Some quality time with some of NJ's finest!  In this report, Anaconda hits the always awesome Berlin News Agency for some R&R, and finds just that!

Take it away, Anaconda!

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Hey Doc, 

Anaconda here again with another report from the South Jersey hotbed of theater activity we know and love...Berlin News Agency. This comes on what will be my final travel of 2017, and I was determined to end the year with a bang (yes, pun intended). 

I rolled into BNA on Monday right around 6PM and the lot was empty. That's ok, since it was early and there hadn't been any advertised activity yet today, so I figured that only increased my odds of seeing some activity since it seems a rare occasion nowadays that BNA goes a full day without ANY couples coming in. So, I paid my admission and settled into the theater. Another great thing about BNA, the porn is always high quality, which makes it easier to stick around and be patient!! So, I was really looking forward to checking out the "remodel" at BNA in the form of the addition of the "Red Room." It's nice!!!   

Please Note: BNA is no longer open 24/7.  They
close at midnight.

For those familiar with BNA, as you walk back into the theater there is the first room on the left that shows gay porn, so if you turn left into that room and then immediately cut the corner and make another left, you're in the red room. Very reminiscent of the room behind the screen at 15th Ave. It is VERY comparable in size, walls painted red (a nice change from the typical black), red LED string lights and a big red padded vinyl table (about 1.5-2x the size of the table at 15th Ave). At the end opposite the entry door, there is also a nice new bathroom. 

Breaking! The O'Hare MILF Visits 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Chicago Tuesday 12/5/17 2 to 3pm.

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On the Road with The Good Doctor: Hotlanta Edition!

Doc here, a man who some say was once a mainstay in Civil War reenactments, assuming the role of Union Colonel Lingus , a solider known for giving out a licking to friend and foe alike.

Atlanta was once home to two legendary adult theaters: The Belvedere & The Buford Highway Twin Theater.  Both theaters are now gone, but there are still lifestyle choices in Atlanta, albeit slightly different entertainment venues. 

The venue I have not been to yet is Tokyo Valentino in Atlanta, but that will change come Saturday evening. In my role this trip as reporter, The Good Doctor has ditched his lab coat in favor of a fedora with a "PRESS" card in the hat brim.   I'm excited to see what the visit will yield.  I am targeting a 9pm arrival.  Just look for the guy who looks like a 1980's era magician...That's the Good Doctor.

If you are in the Atlanta area and will be in that neck of the woods Saturday night, reach out to The Good Doctor at emiliolizardo1@gmail.com . 

For the latest up to date intel on this trip to Atlanta, follow me on Twitter @LizardoJournal .  You'll be glad you did!

See you at lunch time, ATL!

Thanks,
Doc

Tonight in Portland! First Saturday Event at The Oregon Theater in Portland!

Just Announced! The Art Cinema's Valentines Party in Hartford on Saturday February 10th, 2018!

Tonight 12/1/17 in Portland! Blast Off Party at The Oregon Theater!

Couples Flash Report! Sarah & Max Return to Portland's Oregon Theater The Next Night in August, 2017

Doc here, a man who some say often enhances 15 to 23, and gets a hard copy...

Speaking of hard, how awesome was Sarah's solo outing report from yesterday?  Venturing in alone to the Oregon Theater in Portland,, accessing the situation, and having a great time (despite an annoying meathead almost spoiling everything).  How could she ever beat that report?

Hang on to your lug nuts, as I have your answer.  How about her follow-up visit the next night with her guy, Max?

Pop open a peach vodka (Hi Gemini!), and enjoy this great follow-up report!

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Doc,

After I had such a good time at the Oregon Theater by myself I couldn’t wait to go back with Max. And he was excited to come and see where I had all of my fun the night before.  I knew that Doc had tweeted and posted our visit so I was very, VERY nervous about the number of guys that were going to be there.

We arrived right at the scheduled time and the clerk asked, “Are you Max and Sarah?”  There were several guys milling around the lobby. I am not sure if that is what usually happens on a busy night or if they were waiting for us but it was exciting. Everyone was very helpful.  They made sure that we got a sheet to cover the furniture, which was awesome. I was eager to show Max the scenes of the adventures of the night before but I was really shaking in my boots. I guess that it is pretty obvious because Ray from Seattle wrote about it too. 

Sarah
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When I walk in I am scared, nervous and shy. I mostly look at my feet or at Max. No matter how many times I do this I feel this way. I want to be there and I am ready to have fun but I am more quiet and shy in the first few minutes in a club than I am at any other time or place in my life.

We went in and walked around for a bit. I showed Max the back of the couch where Tall Guy had fucked me the night before. We settled on a couch towards the back and sat down.

[Max: When we walked in, she saw the crowd and squeezed my hand hard. I have to admit I saw what looked like 50+ guys all turn and look at us as we walked in, and I wondered if I was capable of managing that big of a crowd. Fortunately all the guys were great, being patient and giving her a chance to get acclimated. She forgot a whole 10 minutes or so, because after Joe gave us the tour, we first settled in the couples area, with a crowd of guys leaning over the rope to watch. She sucked my dick and I made her take her panties off and hand them to me. It’s kind of a thing with us. When she was ready, I took her to a couch in the middle of the theater.]

Immediately, we were surrounded by guys. I kept my eyes down. Max unzipped his pants and pushed my head onto his dick. “Suck” he said. As I went down on Max I felt hands on me, lifting my dress, pulling my panties to the side, fingers inside of me. I heard someone say “she’s wet” to which Max laughed and responded, “She’s always wet.”  Max pulled me onto his lap facing him. We kissed and I was looking only at him. I knew there were a lot of guys around me.  I couldn’t tell how many but Max said he counted over 15. [Max: 15 that I could see while sitting down. I didn’t want to tell her how many I really think there were.] 

Couples Flash Report! Sarah Goes Solo to The Oregon Theater in Portland in August, 2017

Doc here, a man who some say will (on demand with little to no warning) create a balloon animal 12-person orgy arrangement that will amuse most and horrify your mom's friend Carol. 

2017 is ending with a bang, with some great reports in the pipeline and legendary couples appearances in December. I'll have some details for you on the subject(s) of this report later on, Max & Sarah and their trip to the PNW.

This past August, Sarah (of Max & Sarah) made a solo trip to The Oregon Theater in Portland.  Sarah is a smoking hot brunette making her first solo visit ever, as Max was monitoring the visit remotely.  It almost ended in disaster with a meathead almost spoiling the night, but a Cute Guy came to the rescue. 

Take it away Sarah!

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Hello Doc,

First of all, apologies that it has taken me so long to write this. We have had many adventures this summer but the Oregon Theater was the absolute highlight. I arrived in Portland on Thursday, the night before Max. It’s a long boring story but I was in town alone.

Sometimes I can be ‘challenging’ as a sub. I really don’t mean to be but sometimes I want to surprise Max. That is usually the time that Max isn’t looking for a surprise from me, rather he wants me to do exactly what I am told without question and without my suggestions. I have been doing a lot of this ‘topping from the bottom’ lately and Max was tired of it. [Max: SO TIRED] So he gave me a mission that I was to follow exactly.  I was to go to the Oregon Theater and see how many guys I could get.  For those of you who have read Ray’s report about our visit, what he says about me being timid and scared is true. And I am able to show that fear and vulnerability when Max is with me. But I had never been to a theater alone, and without Max there I was what Max calls ‘predator’. I like it when he calls me that.

I walked in and went right into the theater. [Max: 10:25, she texts, “I’m in.”] It took a second for my eyes to adjust so I could only make out a woman on the table by the screen with two guys around her, and another woman getting fucked from behind leaning on the table. I saw two guys on couches.  I slowly walked around the perimeter of the couples section, just looking and not talking to anyone.

Sarah (from Max & Sarah)
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 One guy was jacking off by the woman and followed me as I walked back up the aisle.  He walked in front of me and sat down on one of the couches. [Max: We’ll call him Cute Guy. More on him later.] I sat on the couch next to him. Close but not touching him. He had his dick out and as I started to reach over for it, another guy came over from one of the couches and said “Can I fuck you?” I'm not looking for romance here but “Can I fuck you?” Really? I gave a quiet and polite no. Then I noticed that I was surrounded by guys and that scared me. Remember, this was my first time doing this alone.

Happy Thanksgiving from The Good Doctor & The Journal of Adult Theaters!

Happy Thanksgiving to you, all the good readers and contributors to The Journal of Adult Theaters. Your numbers are legion, your decision-making questionable, but your love for this thing of ours unmistakable. 

I could list everyone I am thankful for, but I will inevitably leave somebody out. However, if your name was ever in the title of a post here at the Journal, or your non de plume was ever used in a report, please know I am thankful for you helping keep our little niche of the lifestyle community thriving. 

A special thank you goes out to the reporters here at The Journal, whose hard work preparing & submitting reports keeps this train chugging along.   I have a ton of reports in the editing hopper, and I'll do my best getting them into the light of day shortly. 

Another special thank-you goes out to the lovely Twistingly, whose stellar work at the Lizardo-hosted events is always top-shelf. An amazing Physician's Assistant!

My last thank you goes out to my faithful steed, Barky Lizardo.  Barky can be usually found underneath my sprawling desk, in his bed, keeping The Good Doctor company as he edits reports, Photoshops images, or edits a promo video on an upcoming adult theater-related event he'll be hosting. Barky also snores like a big boy, and it's always comforting.

Enjoy your day everyone. Eat. Drink. And make questionable decisions you'll have to answer to well into the new year. 

Thank you for everything!
Doc

Field Report! Excitement Video in N. Myrtle Beach, SC by FunCouple!

Doc here, a man who some say has cranberry sauce and stuffing coursing through his veins, with a brand new location in this thing of ours to add to the adult theater database: Excitement Video in N. Myrtle Beach, SC.

Returning with their report is the awesome FunCouple!  Love their reporting style!

Here we go!

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Hi Doc!

FunCouple here with another general review of an establishment that isn't in the database: Excitement Video in North Myrtle Beach, SC (3106 Highway 17 S, North Myrtle Beach, SC 29582). (ed. note: I have just added it to the dB. Thanks!)

Excitement Video
N. Myrtle Beach, SC

We go here every time we are in town. It's located in a small strip mall next door to Pearl's Gentlemen's Club. We usually venture into Pearl's for a little while to "pregame" for Excitement Video. LOL When you walk into the video store it's a large, clean well-lit video/toy/lingerie shop. There is parking both in the front and rear of the building.