Flash Report! Anconda, KimInPublic, & Dry Clean Only Walk Into a Bar, an Adult Theater, and a Parking Lot in Bethlehem, PA on 12/13/17!

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Field Report! The Return of the Cunning Linguist & a Recap of the Upstate NY Scene

Doc here, a man who some say can speak seven languages, all poorly, with the return of a Journal reporter from years ago.

The Cunning Linguist has sprung back into the light of day, and has been nice enough to bring us up to speed on the current Western NY scene.  There is also a mention of my favorite adult theater I frequented as a young Lizardo, to which I tip my Bloody Mary often in fond remembrance.

Take it away, The Cunning Linguist!

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Hello Good Doctor,

I do hope you remember me. I have penned articles for you previously. However both personal and professional obligations have caused me to step aside from This Thing Of Ours for a period of time. Gratefully, I am emerging from that fog and getting my sea legs (or is it semen) back. I find This Thing Of Ours to be like a bicycle and learning to ride again cums easily. 

I do know how you appreciate home cooking so I wanted to get back in the journalism game by providing a brief update on local WNY news. 

An ABS on Transit Road heading to Lockport, NY called Video Pix has added booths in the back. The price of admission is $5 and is paid by purchasing tokens from a change machine just outside the entrance. 

Couple's Flash Report! The O'Hare MILF's Bukkake for the Holidays on Monday 12/11/17 at 15th Ave in Chicago w/PICS!

Doc here, a man who some say does most of his creative thinking while wearing stilts, with a terrific Couples Flash report from my good friends The O'Hare MILF and her hubby, K!

Last week, The OHM & K decided to make an afternoon visit to 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Chicago, and asked me to help organize it and get the word out that this petite blonde spinner who is always on Santa's naughty list would be stopping by to take in a feature or 2 at 15th Ave. 

That and a bukkake.

I am always glad to help in this capacity for friends, and the word was sent out, and The Lizardo Lantern positioned to signal their arrival. The stage was set, so all that was left was to see who ready to dance.

Take it away The O'Hare MILF and K!

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The O’Hare Milf has been reading Doc’s reports of other Hotwives enjoying their bukkake experiences for a while now. One day she thought it was time for her. As usual you can never predict when she gets that sinister urge, so we had less than 24 hours to set this up. A quick email to Doc, and we were in business. An early afternoon at the 15th Ave bookstore!

TONIGHT! The Next Secret Room 2125 Party! Naughty or Nice Holiday Party on Saturday December 16th, 2017 at 15th Ave. Adult Theater Party Room!

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Visit Announcement! Today at Noon! S&K at Brown Bag in Ottawa, Il Saturday 12/16 at 12 Noon (w/PICS!)

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Flash Report! DryCleanOnly Brings Back the Three Martini Lunch with KimInPublic and Anaconda on 12/13/17

Doc here, a man who some say once delivered a "People's Elbow" to a tourist who was just simply asking for directions to "Pooch Bay". The Good Doctor thought the tourist called him a douchebag, and thus, the elbow.  True story. 1989.

This week has been one for the ages, ladies and gentlemen. Last Saturday was "Bad Santa" at 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Chicago. Wednesday night in Seattle, Max and Sarah tore it up in Des Moines, WA at the terrific Secrets.  Friday night was the big "Joe's Birthday Party" at the Oregon Theater in Portland, and tonight, Saturday the 16th, it's the last Secret Room 2125 party of the year: Naughty or Nice in Chicago at the 15th Ave. Adult Theater Party Room and Max and Sarah at The Oregon Theater in Portland. 

However, the event that has captured America's heart has to be the 3 for 3-Some with KiminPublic, Anaconda, & Dry Clean Only in Bethlehem PA.  Kim's report has been viewed over 3,800 times on The Journal so far, and is showing no signs of slowing down. 

The 2nd report from this evening has hit The Journal, and batting second is senior reporter Dry Clean Only.  This dashing young man has delivered what I think is his best report to date, and I am happy to present it to you here, in living color.

Take it away, DCO!

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Doc, this Field Report was so close to not happening that, in fact, I'm still pinching myself to make sure I'm not in a (wet) dream as I reflect upon and write up the shenanigans that unfolded yesterday in The Little Town of Bethlehem (PA).  

It started about a week ago, when, to what did my wandering [sic ;)] eyes did appear, but a Tweet in my DM from a familiar face I'd been marveling at for a year....  

KimInPublic

I am fortunate to have some friendly online fun, chat, banter, and wisecracks with some great people in this things of ours on Twitter, but it's unusual to receive an out-of-the-blue message from a beautifully naughty Twitter celeb, who's never set foot in a theater... suggesting a theater visit in a week's time... with a Field Reporter I've come to know and think of as a friend, Anaconda.  I instantly replied, telling her I was excited for her, and assured her she'd be in good hands with him.... then she gave me the virtual smack upside the head that Jersey girls are so skilled at, and said.... she was inviting me, too!

I've checked the Lizardo Logs, and I am confident my adventures down this rabbit hole of theater fun as a neophyte started six years ago.  In the years of filing a few Field Reports here and there, there have been many other theater visits each year not worth calling in.  But in every case, it's the optimism and patience that has kept me coming back for more despite, on many trips, only the view of some bald dudes' heads in the theater rows ahead of me, and has kept me in the theater far later than I should on a work night, and has put me driving far too far for just a few hours' chance of some theater fun midweek.

Couples Flash Report! The Right to the Point Couple Hit Doc's French Maid Party on 11/18/17 at 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Chicago!

Doc here, a man who some say has a tattoo on his right forearm of a sea bass, with the words "Never Forget" right underneath.

The hits keep on coming here at The Journal, and this report by my good friends The Right to the Point Couple is a prime example!  This specific report is written by the very sexy Mrs. RTTP, and it's a page turner. 

Take it away Mrs. RTTP!

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Hi Doc,

Mrs. Right to the Point Couple here...

We showed up at the French Maid Night party at 15th Ave in November, and sat down for maybe 5 mins.  We had a couple come up to us and introduce themselves.  The woman said they have been out of it for two years and were getting back into it.  She was asking how it was and if the place got packed.  I told her 15th Ave. is great, and we always have an amazing time.  

After talking to them, I looked at Mr. RTTP and said lets go for a walk.  We walked into the theater and there was no one in the back so we sat in couples section, and it only took maybe 2 mins before the theater was filling up with men.  So he started rubbing on my pussy, but I looked at him and said lets go back behind the screen.  It did not take long for that room to fill up. 

Mrs. RTTP

 Once back there, I got on my hands and knees as Mr RTTP started to lick my pussy to get it really nice and wet.  I started to suck the dicks of a couple guys, when the one guy wanted to fuck me, so he got behind me, pounding my pussy as I sucked three more dicks as all these people watched.

Single Female Flash Report! KimInPublic Enjoys Happy Hour with Journal Reporters Anaconda & Dry Clean Only w/PICS on 12/13/17!

Doc here, a man who some say is mankind's only hope with that oncoming meteor, with an amazing report that breaks new ground here at The Journal of Adult Theaters.

Cue the "30 for 30" soundtrack...

What if I told you a Twitter sensation/blogger by the name of @Kim_in_Public became familiar with a semi-famous blog about adult theaters...And that blogger reached out to Kim to find out more about her, and that those similarities were startling with many legendary ladies in this thing of ours...

And within a short period of time, Kim got to know two senior Journal reporters, and arranged a meeting in a clandestine location in Eastern PA on a cold Wednesday night... And that meeting started innocently enough, and progressed to full debauchery in a mater of hours minutes...

The Journal of Adult Theaters presents "Happy Hour: The Story of a Girl & 2 Guys (and an innocent bystander) in 3 Chapters", authored by the incredible @Kim_in_Public ! 

Take it away, Kim!

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Chapter 1: Happy Hour

Through my Twitter feed, I found out about “The Good Doctor” Dr. Emilio Lizardo, who runs a blog about Adult Theaters and Bookstores. After some Twitter conversations, and his “8 Questions” Series, I let it be known that I’d never been to an Adult Theater. I’ve done the Swing Club, BDSM Club, Adult Bookstore thing, but never an actual theater.

One of my Twitter followers, Anaconda, who also happens to be a Senior Reporter for the Lizardo Journal was going to be in town and asked if he could take my Theater Cherry. Although Adult Theaters are definitely places to be watched, the watching is somewhat expected, so it’s not really what I would consider “public.” Not generally my thing, however, Anaconda’s offer was too good to pass up so I readily agreed. 

Kim in Public
(File Image)

The day of our tryst arrived and I, of course, was running late. When I got there Anaconda was already sitting at the bar with a glass of wine. I pulled up a seat next to him and asked for the same. There may have been 30 seconds of awkwardness, but if there was, I don’t recall. Almost immediately we were chatting and getting to know each other. Anaconda is a very good looking guy, very easy going, and my nerves, which had been raging moments before, were suddenly gone.

Flash Report! Dry Cleans Only Gets Artsy at The Art Cinema In Hartford, CT!

Doc here, a man who some say was New Jersey's "Mr. Bocce" sometime in the late 1990's, with a Flash Report from senior Journal scribe Dry Clean Only.

DCO happened to find himself with the time to hit the awesome Art Cinema in Hartford, and filed this report from a visit not that long ago.  It's an excellent one!

Take it away, DCO!

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Hi Doc, 

A quick one to share.  A recent Friday in New England for business left me with a spare Friday evening before returning home, and of course I just happened to have found something to do.  

The Art Cinema
Hartford, CT

I arrived at The Art Cinema at about 8pm... There were two couples in their 30s in the prime disco light section of the main floor.  Clearly they had a preexisting friendship, and one couple watched the woman of the other couple enjoy the 8 to 10 guys who gathered around.  They were a good crowd, not pushy at all.  I love this particular section of the theater.  It's well lit but dark, and the couple's balcony above affords us first floor commoners a view of the second floor fun, too.  I think I described this area well --- and you included a perfect photo of it --- in my Oct 2016 visit.

Big tits, long hair, tan skin, and very vocal.  A great warm up!

A couple couples stopped in for a peek but no play, then went upstairs.  Speaking of upstairs, I would have said there were about 6 couples up there, but the lighting and distance only leaves it to my imagination as to what exactly was going on.  However, there was one really enjoying themselves in the stage right balcony section near the railing but just far enough out of the way to be left wondering.  I kept an eye on them for the evening.

Our lady friend and her crowd went upstairs after a few loud orgasms, and we were left to enjoy the movie and keep an eye on the staircase.  A few couples came but reported directly to the 2nd floor.  

TONIGHT! Visit Announcements! Max & Sarah Invade the Pacific Northwest Starting Wednesday Night 12/13 Through Saturday 12/16/17! Fun Sure to Follow! (w/PICS!)

Doc here, a man who some say can fling a salmon at Pike Place Fish Market like a boss, with a great 1-2 punch of adult theater visits sure to warm your nuggets and toast your almonds. 

My good friends Max and Sarah will be riding into Des Moines, WA with purpose on Wednesday December 13th, 2017, and will be stopping into the awesome Secrets for some well deserved R&R at 10pm!  

Secrets
Des Moines, WA

Do not miss them Wednesday night, kids!  Sarah is a force of nature, and smoking hot! Please show her a great, but respectful good time, and tell them "Doc sent me!"

Then...On Saturday December 16th, Max & Sarah turn their attention to the venerable Oregon Theater in Portland, OR, starting at 10pm!  Joe will be on hand to welcome them to Portland's #1 adult theater!  And you need to be on hand to show them

Please join them, Portlanders!  Sarah is on Santa's Naughty List!