Sunday, June 2, 2013

Flash Report! Professor 7x6 Hits The Gateway City of St. Louis


Doc here with a terrific Flash report from senior reporter Professor 7x6. The Good Professor visited the playground of my esteemed colleague (and excellent driver) Major Voyeur in St. Louis and has filed the following report.

Take it away, sir.

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Good Doctor,

I feel like those guys who stick their head in the office door and say:  "you aren't hiring are you?".  They just want to be able to tell the state that they looked for work, please send me another unemployment check.  But I will keep checking for theater sex and reporting squat bupkus, just hoping to keep my press credentials with the good Doctor :(.

I had high hopes for a weekend jaunt to the Gateway City.  Halfway there I wished I'd sent Major Voyeur a note to see if he had any leads or knew anybody needing a wingman.  I've not met him personally, but I feel like I'm in his house in the St. Louis area.   But things looked good; a CL posting said a hot gal would be at Hustler Club at 1 AM wanting some serious action.  I even got a response and a pic, they said 1:30 latest.  These are not my optimum hours, but it was nice to have a safety fuck if I wasn't already a spent heap in my motel room by then.
I was in and out of Hustler most of the evening and it was a dry hole on a Saturday night.  I scouted Pyramid of Pleasure on my way, and returned about 11 PM.  It is somewhat of a Swinger's environment, and I appreciated the eye candy of the mature hotwives and Milf's that came into the lounge area with their hubbies and SO's.   There are 3 theater rooms, and one is for couples only.  Single men are definitely outsiders, at least before midnight.

I expect the best thing is to wait patiently in the straight theater for the more adventurous couples to come in for some hardcore theater sex.  I looked around at the two older gents in the theater with me and decided to split.  If a couple did want some hardcore action, they want a bigger menu to choose from.  Adios to Pyramid of Pleasure.  It may be rocking in the wee hours, but I don't think it's a destination choice for true hardcore theater sluts. 

Back to Hustler at 1 AM for the safety booty call.  Alas, gave up at 1:45.  I know that the Major would have scored something hot and spicy at 3 AM in the theater or a booth, but that is not in the Professor's skill set. 

Hoping for a Columbia MO or KC MO success story in the coming weeks.  I need to recharge my press credentials.

thanks,
prof


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Doc here... Many thanks to The Good Professor for his latest report from the front line trenches. Keep fighting the good fight, sir.

Thanks,
Doc