Friday, April 17, 2015

Field Report! Secrets in Des Moines, WA is Back Open! Report by The Bald One

Doc here, a man who some say looks spectacular yet lithe in a poncho, with a Field Report from new contributor to The Journal, The Bald One

TBO visited the recently re-opened Secrets in Des Moines, WA, and has filed this Field Report to the news desk here at The Journal.

It sounds like the the manager there (who sounds VERY NICE) is doing their best to draw new couples into this thing of ours.  And that is always good news. 

Here we go... 


Hey Doc - long time listener, first time caller. I was in Seattle this week and had heard rumor that Secrets Theater had reopened recently after being shut down late last year. With some extra time on my hands, I headed over to check out the place. 

Sure enough, they're back open! Met one of the owners when I walked! Super friendly, outgoing lady who just happens to be one of the hottest ladies I've ever encountered in a theater (and I've spent my fair share of time in the Portland theaters). She gave me a bit of a tour and it sounds like they're getting some decent action there. 

Unique place - 4 theaters all showing a variety of movies. 2 smaller, more intimate rooms; 2 larger, more open areas where many folks can gather for fun. Non specially showing straight/bi/gay movies - but sounds like they are more than happy to change movies to your taste if you ask. Very clean & friendly place. 

Sadly, when I was there, no couples came in. Apparently there was 1 couple there before me.....but hey, half the fun of going to the theater is the excitement of not knowing if/when a lady or couple shows. 

Just wanted to let you know they're definitely open again and worth checking out. 

The Bald One


Doc here again... Many thanks to The Bald One for the update and great news on Secrets in Des Moines, WA.  Keep up the solid reports, sir!