His most recent trip to Xposed Adult Theater in Dallas, Texas was a grand slam home run, and the type of night most of us only dream about. I hope he played a lottery ticket before he left Big D.Doc here, a man who some say has fought off sharks in both the sky and the sea with nothing more than a ball-pein hammer and a cannoli, with a great Flash Report from senior reporter, The Oral Reporter.
So without further ado, please welcome back The Oral Reporter.
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Doc,
I had a spectacular time on a recent July evening at the Xposed XXX Theater on Mockingbird Lane in Dallas, TX. This was a Saturday night and that means it's one of two nights where it is couples only in the theater. Now there is a way around the couples only thing on Friday and Saturday nights after 9 PM. That is any single guy wanting to go in the theater on those two nights after 9PM has to pay a newly reduced rate of either $75 dollars or $100 dollars.
Xposed Adult Theater Dallas, TX |
So far I have not had to pay that extra fee, I have been lucky enough to have Jennifer accompany me to the theater on those nights. This was only her third time in a XXX theater, so she is still a little new to it but is really enjoying the sexual freedom she has in the theater. She and I arrived pretty early (5PM) & paid the $20 dollar admission. We entered the theater and we were the only patrons at that time. But that would change drastically over the span of the night until 5AM in the morning.
First let me start things off by saying that this theater is one of the cleaner and nicer ones I have been in. The staff is usually helpful and pretty much knows where their popularity is coming from. They know that if the couples show up they will sell more of those high priced singles tickets on Friday and Saturday nights.
The night started with Jenn and I sitting in the theater watching a not so good porn movie. Jenn is a little Bi, and wanted a Girl/Girl video on so I went out to the counter and requested one. The clerk was having a hard time doing his job while he was glued to his cell phone, in fact I had to ask him twice to change the video. Once that was done, Jen decided it was time for her to give me a very nice blow job. The night started out with a very nice blow job and it ended with another fantastic blow job from a different lady.
I dropped my shorts to the floor and Jenn began sucking me off. After about 10 minutes of this I shot my load in her open mouth and she swallowed it. She is a bit of a 3 hole slut, and likes as many men as she is able to fuck and suck in the time she has at the theater. While she was doing me, another white guy came in the theater (not couples only time yet) he sat down on the same couch we were on, and started stroking his tool while watching Jenn blow me. After she was done with me, she started stroking the other guy's cock and asked him if he had a condom, he said yes so she sucked him for a while, then he put on the condom and she sat on his good sized cock, she rode him until he had his orgasm and had cum. He then decided it was time for him to go, so he took of the condom and put his clothes back on, and was not to be seen for the rest of the night.
Another guy came by and Jen had fucked and sucked him the first time I took her there, so he walked up to her pulled out his already hard cock and she started sucking his cock. She worked on him for probably 10 minutes, but he had not cum yet. He needed to go, but he said he would be back, but it was very late before I saw him again. He must have told another guy outside about a white woman in the theater sucking cock, so he came in and had his cock already out and was stroking it. He said is the party over and she said no, bring that thing here, she then sucked him off (he was much quicker). He had his happy ending in probably 5 minutes.
So we had been there less than 1 one hour and she had already fucked one guy and sucked off 4 guys. Then the traffic stopped, it was still pretty early in the theater. At 9:30 PM she had to go back home, so I drove her back and then I came back to the theater. She lives about 20 miles from the theater, so by the time I got back the couples night had gotten off to a good start. The BYOB bar was open, Santana was the bartender and the stripper pole entertainment girl. I have never seen her get down and dirty with any of the singles or couples.
I started walking around the theater and the huge play room attached to the theater, to see how many couples were in attendance, and who was playing with who. I found several couples sitting on the couches in the theater and put out the offer to the ladies that I would love to lick their pussies. I am getting a reputation there for being able to lick pussy all night long and make each lady have several orgasms in a row. At this time I had no takers on my offer, but the night was young.
Screening Room at Xposed |
I counted 4 couples in the theater at that time, and the number continued to climb. Each new couple that came in I asked if she would like to have an excellent pussy licker give her a few orgasms. Again no takers, until two couples came in together, they sat on one of the larger couches. I was standing behind them and watching what was going on. The first thing to come out of the bag one of them carried in was a nice new vibrating dildo.
The girl named Cricket started letting it vibrate on her clit, I then leaned over and asked her if I could lick her pussy and I assured her my battery would not run out of power. She said sure, so I went around the couch to the front of it, got on my knees in front of her and with her legs spread wide open. I began what was going to be about a 45 minute licking and fingering session on her.(usually it was licking and fingering both her pussy and her ass at the same time. Cricket was a screamer, I am sure everyone in the theater and the party room heard her. I looked up one time and there was quite a crowd gathered around watching her have orgasm after orgasm.
Her guy was wondering if she would give up first and say she had had enough or if I was going to stop first. He had never seen me in action before, so I think he would have bet wrong and put money that I would stop before she said stop. He would have lost that bet.
The other girl that was part of this two couple group, said she was jealous, I raised up and said to her don't be jealous be next in line. At first she said no to that idea, but before I was done with Cricket, she said she had changed her mind I had to have some of that never ending tongue of mine. I was licking Cricket and I had two fingers in her pussy, as well as one finger in her ass, so between my tongue and my fingers she was having orgasm after orgasm. She was louder than the porno on the screen, and everyone both the guys and the girls were watching and wondering when I was going to stop. Cricket said she had enough after about 45 minutes.
She told me that she was a sometimes a squirter, but I did not sense any squirting while I was down there. I stood up and grabbed the towel I brought with me and wiped off my face, it was wet with her juices, but she had not squirted. Her pussy was nicely shaved, and she tasted very good, Freshly showered I would guess.
Now it was time to start licking on Carley's pussy, so she spread her legs so I could dive right in. She was not as much of a screamer as Cricket was, in fact she was a little more of a moaner. I also put one finger in her pussy while I was licking her, and then tried to put one finger in her ass, but for her that is an exit only hole, so no finger in there.
Main Theater at Xposed |
She was enjoying my tongue, and then Cricket started sucking on one of Carley's nipples. Her guy said this is quite a show, you have both a guy and a girl giving you pleasure. She was loving the attention. She only lasted about 20 minutes and then said it was time to stop she had to catch her breath and take time to enjoy what she had just been given.
Once she settled down a little she asked me for my name and phone number. I told her I was not a local, but I did travel through the Dallas area often. So I gave her my first name and my phone number, she said she would call me and we could try to set up another meeting either at the theater or at my hotel room.
After I had taken care of Carley, Cricket wanted more, so I went back between her legs and inserted my same two fingers in her pussy and one in her ass while I continued to lick her nice juicy pussy. She lasted for another 15 minutes or so, and then it was time for them to go and I think they were going to the Lido theater just around the corner.
I slept in late the next day, in fact I got the latest check out possible. (1 PM) I had just gotten into my rental car when my phone rang and it was Carley asking me how much longer I was going to be in town. I said I had a flight in a couple of hours and she said that is not enough time, and asked if I would call her when I was coming back to Dallas. I assured her I would call her so we could set up another group party with her and Cricket, and any other ladies she knew that were not getting all of the tongue action they wanted.
Now back to the story at the theater... The crowd started to thin down a little, but then in came the nite club crowd. There were several young girls in there by themselves, when I say young they were probably in their mid-20s and dressed like strippers, with the high heels and everything. Earlier there had been a couple of tall thin and very sexy young blondes with their guys that came in and they played a little, but it was mostly in the private rooms, so I did not get to see or partake in any of that fun.
About 3 AM a rather short Hispanic couple came into the theater, & one of the guys in attendance said they are pretty much regulars. I walked into the party room where they were and found her sucking off one of the other male patrons, I asked her if I could lick her pussy but it was a "yes" (in Spanish), so the guy who was getting a blow job had to translate for me in Spanish. I probably need to learn that phrase for future reference, and I want to be an equal opportunity pussy licker.
She noded and I went to work on her, while she was still blowing the translator guy. I started off nice and slow, then slowly slid one finger in her pussy and then a second while I continued to lick her. I managed to get one finger in her ass, and continued to lick and lick her pussy. She still had a full bush and I do like a shaved pussy much better.
I looked up one time and she was still sucking the guy off, and he said don't stop, she is really giving him a good blow job. So I dove right back in and she was sucking him off and getting her pussy licked and her pussy finger fucked at the same time. She had a couple of orgasms, but again she was not a squirter either. I thought she was going to give me a blow job, since she had given one to the other guy, but she didn't.
I thought the night was going to be at an end after that couple, but then in comes two more couples, not together, just one after the other. The first girl in the first couple was a young pretty slender blond with clothes that were either for a stripper or a swingers club setting. I asked if she would like her pussy licked and they said probably not, now that was better than a NO for an answer. Then the second couple came in (remember it is about 4 AM by this time. so the crowd was dying out and going home). This lady was a Hispanic lady and was very beautiful, long dark hair, big tits, and a face to dream about.
They had just started to play a little, as he was just feeling her up all over. I thought I would plant the bug in their ears, so I asked if she would like to have her pussy licked. I didn't think I stood a chance with her, but to my amazement he said yes she would. I didn't have to be asked twice! I was around the couch and kneeling in front of her ready to start licking.
She still had her panties on, and I said she needs to take these off, when the guy said lets go back to one of the private rooms. I was open to going with her anyplace she wanted to go. So I followed them into the room they liked and once in the room she started removing her clothes. this girl was amazing, her body was as perfect as I could ever hope for (the dirty old man in me was coming out).
She then started to remove my clothes, which only consisted of a T shirt and a pair of shorts. She then began stoking my body and kissing my nipples and slowly working her way down to my cock. she stroked it and rubbed my balls before starting to lick and suck my cock and balls. I was in heaven. I was just so lucky to be in that position with this beautiful and sexy young lady.
I began slowly and she was a moaner and then it led up to a screamer. He continued to watch me licking her nice partially shaved pussy, with a clump of hair at the top of her pussy (best of both worlds). Once I got her going, I slid one finger in her pussy and then slid one into her ass. She was really enjoying my tongue in her pussy and the fingers in the her holes. I really did not want this one to ever end. I felt like I had just won the lottery. I guess it pays to be diligent about asking every couple or single girl if she would like her pussy licked.
After she had had enough of my tongue, I was thinking maybe I would see if she would continue the blow job she started giving me earlier, and yes she did. I was watching her suck my cock while she was looking up at me, that is a real turn on. I played with her nipples and when she started sucking on my balls and licking my balls, I started jacking off so I could work her up a load of cum.
When I was about to cum, she was still licking my balls. I said I was ready and asked her where she wanted my cum, I was hoping she would say in her mouth or on her face, but she said her tits. I think it was for the camera. I shot my load on her right tit pretty much all over her nipple, she then rubbed it all over her breast. She was still milking every drop of cum out of my cock with her hand, then took it in her mouth and cleaned me up.
About then I wished I was like Bill Murray in Ground Hog Day where everyday he woke up and the things that happened the previous day were all happening again. If I knew I was going to get to lick that lovely girl and get her to suck my cock every day, I would have the eternal smile on my face and look forward to the next morning to arrive.
The last thing she did was to give me a very nice kiss on the lips, so that was my day at the theater, I was there about 12 hours but I'm very glad I stayed long enough for that last couple to come in. I was feeling lucky to think I was just going to get to lick her pussy, but when she gave me a blow job first even before I gave her anything. I was amazed at my good fortune.
The couple left after our encounter and it was not long before I left also, They were just serving breakfast at the Hampton Inn I was staying at, so I had breakfast prior to going up to my room and getting some much needed sleep.
So my day started out with a blow job from Jenn, and it ended with a blow job from that beautiful young lady, with a lot of pussy licking in between. Also now I have another contact in Dallas to have random casual sex with both in and out of the theater. (Cricket and Carley)
I highly recomend the Xposed XXX Theater on Mockingbird Lane to all of the couples who either do this on a regular basis, or the couples passing through Dallas. This theater is pretty close to Love Field Airport, so take a layover for a day and take in the Xposed XXX theater, and enjoy yourselves in this thing of ours. Doing so, maybe you will meet up with a couple or two who can rock your boat like I have.
I hope to meet up with the Loving Couple that I have written about before at the same theater, and they have sent in a report themselves from the Xposed XXX Theater. It was their first trip to a XXX theater, and they were very happy with the experience there.
Signing out for now,
The Oral Reporter
The Oral Reporter
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Doc here again... A marathon report for a marathon evening seems appropriate, doesn't it? That is the type of evening that happens in this thing of ours if you exercise patience, a solid game plan, and the ability to start a conversation without being too creepy. I have seen The Oral Reporter in action in person, and his smooth style has earned him some rich rewards. Well done, sir.
Thanks,
Doc