Senior reporter Anaconda (Samoan name unknown) is back, and with a two-fer of back to back days at Portland's awesome Oregon Theater. And even though this was a mid-week visit, he did get a change to meet some of Rip City's illuminati such as Joe (manager of The OT), Brent (hey Brent!), and a few well-known ladies.
Let's cut to the chase, shall we? Let's welcome back Anaconda, and hear his theater
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Hey Doc,
Anaconda back again with another tale from the front lines of This Thing of Ours. Let’s start by going back in time a couple months. I had a visit planned to Portland’s Oregon Theater in January when I had to be in SoCal for work. While I was able to hit up Barnett Adult Superstore a couple different nights (report here), I had a bout with a stomach bug that prevented me from making the trip up to Portland. I vowed that there was no way I was going to miss the chance to get up there the next time I was out west.
So, back to present day, work called me to NoCal this time. I made my arrangements and no illness was going to stop me this time. My plan was a 2-day trip to Portland so that I could maximize my chances at seeing significant action. I was very excited in the weeks leading up to my visit, and kept a close eye on the Twitter feeds of @Oregon_Theater and @TheaterTails.
DAY 1 - Wednesday 4/4/18
My plane touched down on Wednesday evening around 7:30PM and thanks to PDX being relatively small and easy to navigate, I was off the plane, in a rental car, and on my way to the theater more quickly than expected and I arrived a little after 8. I walked in and greeted Joe and we chatted about this and that. He is way more than just the guy who takes your admission fee. He’s a good guy who takes in interest in the patrons and is serious about making sure there’s no BS going on at the OT. Thanks for being such a great host during my 2 day visit!!
He walked me around the theater and told me about the upgrades he’s been making, and the ones he has planned. The auditorium is an interesting hybrid of a space. In most of the old movie houses, the original seating is still there, i.e. folding seat type rows. And in the “theater rooms” in most of the good bookstores, you find couches and comfy chairs. At the OT, the huge auditorium in filled with about 70 couches and some big comfy chairs as well. Up front and in the center, is a very large couples and single female only section. This accounts for roughly 30-40% of the space. Also up front there is an exam table, a queen size bed, a very sturdy massage/gang bang table, as well as a group of 6 free-standing glory hole booths.
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| The Oregon Theater Portland, OR |
There was 1 couple in the couples only section who had come prepared with several bags/boxes full of toys, mostly light BDSM type stuff and vibrators. He was putting on a little spanking clinic in the early stages. Couple #2 was off to the side canoodling with some hopeful men hovering nearby. And the NNCS was at the barrier of the couples section watching the spanking show. I stood around and watched to see what would develop.
The spanking couple eventually progressed to some fucking. He had her doggy style, kneeling on the couch, facing backwards. He selected one guy from the rail to come in and sample her oral talents while he fucked her from behind. They all seemed to be having fun, but I was focused on the other gals.
Eventually, the second couple in with the gen pop began to allow some participation as well. However it was only touching. Several men took their turn touching her body and fingering her pussy as the two of them kissed and eventually she gave him a long BJ as she got fondled. Then, I overheard from my right side, the instructions being given to NNCS from a guy who I can only assume is her escort/protector. In essence, the instructions were, “Go start sucking some cocks” and boy did she. This is a woman who has certainly earned her nickname.
She began voraciously sucking the first guy's cock, immediately taking him all the way down. I can’t imagine how much training a woman needs to suppress a gag reflex like she does. And she has an aggressive head bob technique that I’ve only ever seen in porn. I was a bit shocked by it at first (and I don’t shock easily), before I just became so turned on and anxious for my turn. She took this kind of “self inflicted face fucking” from 2 guys before making her way to me and my cock, which I was presenting to her very hard and ready. I have to admit, I didn’t last long at all. The feeling of my cock hitting the back of her throat at that frequency was amazing. She is certainly not the demure, delicate type, so as I felt myself getting close, I put my hands behind her head and gave her a few thrusts and let my seed flow down her throat. I excused myself and went to clean up in the bathroom.
It was still early and I was hopeful the crowd would continue to grow and it seemed like it might for a while based on some messages Joe was getting from his contacts/friends/patrons. But gradually the, “I’m gonna be down there” messages turned to, “Sorry, guess I can’t make it after all.” So, I chatted with Joe and took a few more trips through the theater to see what was going on.
The spanking couple had made their way to the gang bang table and she was being taken doggy by one guy while handling some other cocks with her hands. I didn’t get in on that, but it certainly seemed like her and her man were enjoying themselves as well as the guys who were playing with her.
It became clear that the night was winding down and I said my farewell to Joe. I was hopeful that the people who had intended to come in, would be able to make it the following day/evening.
DAY 2 – Thursday 4/5/18
I knew I was going to head to the theater in the afternoon on Thursday, but wasn’t sure when. After all, what else was I going to do but surf my Twitter feed, FetLife, etc. in my hotel room and why risk missing some naughty afternoon delight. Stranger things have happened and OT seems a lot like BNA, in that the play can happen at any time of the day or night on any given day. So I rolled in around 3PM on Thursday afternoon. Turns out no ladies were feeling like an afternoon treat, so the afternoon was more good conversation with Joe out in the lobby while the guys came and went. But there was some intel on some more interesting players arriving later in the evening, including OT regular, Amethyst.
My story starts getting really interesting a little before 7PM, when a single woman walks through the door. Joe greets her and gives her the rundown of the theater and the rules and answers some of her questions. We’ll call this lovely lady Kitty.
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| Kitty (Courtesy of Kitty) |
Kitty is tall and pretty with bedroom eyes and long, curly, dark hair. She’s sensuously curvy with large breasts and I want to see what she’s got going on under her layers of clothes protecting her from the cold, damp Portland air. Kitty sat down and began chatting with Joe and I, freely and easily, she’s a sweetheart too. She tells us that she’s there to meet a blind date.
Over the course of our conversation, Kitty gets increasingly annoyed, although not belligerently so, with her date for being late, then of course, eventually being a no show. I said to her, “Just because he didn’t show up, doesn’t mean you can’t stay and check it out and have some fun.” I mean, she’d already committed to the trip and spending some time there, and there was certainly at least myself that was willing to show her a good time.
It took zero convincing, and she immediately agreed she wanted to check it out and have some fun. She hung up her coat and went upstairs to the ladies room. The ladies room just happened to be occupied by a CD and since Kitty is so personable, she made fast friends, and a few minutes later they came out together and the CD had latched on, so now we had a 3rd. This has never been my thing, but I decided to go with the flow and see how it would all turn out. We entered the couples only section and picked a couch, but the CD and Kitty immediately went outside for a smoke, so I sat and waited.
When they returned, we all got comfy on the couch with Kitty in the middle and nobody needed any warm-up time. Clothes started coming off, and hands and mouths roamed. Kitty was getting plenty of attention from me and the CD on her other side. I focused on her wonderfully large breasts and hardening nipples as well as working her pussy with my fingers, getting her nice and wet and massaging her g-spot. She was certainly enjoying all the attention and she began to give the CD a BJ while I continued to work on her digitally.
After a few minutes, it was my turn for a BJ. Kitty switched over from the CD, to my hard cock and began an excellent oral demonstration. I was definitely enjoying it, but was also a bit on edge with the CD, as I said, not my thing. I knew I was going to have to warn him off from trying to join in directly with me, which I did as I sensed him creeping in for a turn. He took it in stride though and backed off.
The positions shifted and Kitty and the CD got into a 69 on the couch and I hung back a bit, just massaging her back and ass, as they enjoyed each other orally. After a bit of a break, I asked Kitty if I could fuck her. An idea which she gladly agreed to, and we shifted positions again so I could fuck her from behind as she knelt on the couch. I suited up and entered her tight, wet waiting pussy. She felt so good, and she moaned with pleasure as I fucked her and the CD watched from the comfort of the examination table nearby and played with himself with the aid of a toy he’d brought. After a few minutes I had noticed that familiar feeling building up. I let loose into the condom with a grunt and a deep thrust.
As I cleaned up with a wipe, Kitty was amazed to look around and see all the guys gathered around the rail separating the couples section from gen pop, all of them with their cocks out and stroking to the show. I told her that any of them that she wanted, she could have….or all of them if that’s what she wanted. She invited one guy to join in who just happened to be deaf. We eventually got the point across that he needed to go get a condom, which he did and returned for his turn. He stepped up behind the couch and Kitty began to give him a demonstration of her oral talents.
He didn’t last long and actually backed away so that he could finish himself off into a tissue that he had handy for easy clean-up. He thanked Kitty and exited the section. As we sat and took a bit of a break, we chatted about likes, dislikes and Kitty again expressed her disbelief at what was actually happening as she tried to process what her evening was turning into.
At one point, I had gotten the info from Kitty that she did enjoy anal sex, as long as there was lube involved. Well duh…I may be a pervert, but I’m not a HEATHEN!! Kitty was very turned on still and went down on me again as I sat on the couch. She sucked me back to life and full hardness. She also treated me to some excellent ball licking/sucking. Love, love, love it when a girl remembers to not neglect the balls!!! So, when it was time for round 2, the CD graciously donated some lube, and he prepped Kitty’s asshole for fun. She returned to her doggy position kneeling backwards on the couch and asked me to go slow, which of course I would have anyway.
I positioned myself behind her and the CD got in front to get another BJ while I fucked her again, this time in the other hole. I put the head of my cock at the entrance to her tight ass and pushed as gently as I could to initiate penetration. I worked in slowly, deeper with slow short strokes. With each one, her body accommodated more and more of my length until I was eventually fully buried. She took it very well and I could tell she was experiencing that feeling many chase that is the perfect combination of a lot of pleasure mixed with a bit of pain. Once she was relaxed and loosened up, I increased my tempo and power. She sucked the CD the whole time and he talked dirty to her about the scene and she was loving it.
This continued for a while since it was round 2 for me, so I had some increased stamina. The problem came with the position, the height of the couch and the lack of traction (for me). I removed myself after a while, as I could tell Kitty needed a break as well. I removed the condom and cleaned up and everyone began to dress. Kitty and the CD went for another smoke and I went out to get everyone a bottle of water. As we wrapped up the scene, I noticed there had been a significant increase in action outside of our bubble.
There were several more couples that had arrived, including Amethyst and her man, and the Jamaican arrived with 2 ladies. I exited the theater to get the water and chatted with Kitty a bit more out in the lobby when she had returned from her smoke break. We said our goodbyes and she thanked me for showing her a good time despite being stood up by her blind date. He has no idea what he missed out on and I hope she lets him know as much.
After a bit of a break to re-hydrate and some more chatting with Joe and Brent, I wanted to go back in and see what else I could get into and who would help me get to my second orgasm of the night. I had assumed it would be Amethyst, since her reputation for being a woman of action proceeds her, but she must not have seen any men to her liking this night as she sat on a couch on the side of the theater all night. But the Jamaican was putting on quite a show with his 2 ladies and one of them was a cute voluptuous blond girl.
I stood outside the couples section where his fucking clinic was occurring and watched as he pleased these 2 women and occasionally invited in an observer to help him out when he needed to catch his breath, or just felt like sharing. After a while, he took note of me as he backed away from the cute blonde to take a break and asked me if I had a condom. I did indeed, and he invited me to come in and fuck her while he rested for a few minutes. I wasted no time getting over the rail and getting behind her.
I suited up and pushed into her very wet and ready pussy. She let out some soft sexy moans as I fucked her from behind. She was tight and she pushed her soft round booty back to meet my thrusts as I grabbed a hold of her hips and fucked her in a steady rhythm. I kept up a steady pace and tried to prolong the wonderful sensation of her pussy squeezing my cock for as long as I could before succumbing to my second crescendo of the evening. I knew it was coming so I reached forward and put my hands on her shoulders and pulled her back onto myself as I pushed in hard and deep and filled the condom. I thanked them and took my leave again to clean up.
A final couple had come in relatively late in the evening, around 10:30 or so. She was dressed to play. I thought I might have one more in me, so I gave them some time to get settled and eventually made my way back into the auditorium to see what they might be getting into. Ends up that they were very cuddly, they gave each other VERY long oral sex treatments and it became clear that they were not there to include the crowd in anything but a show. It was late, I was tired, and I took my leave of the OT.
It was a great trip. Over the course of both nights I think there were about 10-12 couples that came in, plus Kitty. I really wish this place was more in my travel “wheelhouse” but sadly it’s a bit of an out of the way trek for me the vast majority of the time. But you better believe if I’m anywhere close, I’m gonna be back!!
Anaconda
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Doc here again... Many thanks to senior Journal scribe Anaconda for his detail packed report on 2 days on West Division Street at The OT. great job sir!
And a special thank you goes out to Kitty, who broke her adult theater cherry with the help of Anaconda, made some new friends, and this hopefully will not be her last visit to The OT. I'd love to hear her first-person account of a blind date gone better!
Thanks,
Doc
