Saturday, May 12, 2018

The Good Doctor's Pic of the Day: Physician's Assistant Twistingly's Sexy New Outfit

Doc here, a man who some say puts the sage in sausage, with a brand new Good Doctor's Pic of the Day.

Today we visit my lovely physician's assistant, Twistingly. The Twizzler is a woman with many names and personas; a list too long to publish here on The Journal because doing so would chew up a month's worth of bandwidth. 

After several counseling sessions and one uncomfortable intervention, we determined that Twistingly is indeed NOT a lifestyle unicorn. The facts don't lie. Twistingly pushed back, even stomping her feet at one point, exclaiming "A unicorn am I", which sounded frankly awkward and a bit Yoda-like. 

After the dust settled, the ones closest to her gathered round her and broke the news to Twistingly: "You are not a unicorn. You are a narwhal."

Today, she accepted this designation. Proof below.

Please welcome as today's Pic of the Day, the lovely Twistingly.

Thanks,
Doc