Flash Report: Brent from Portland & The Week That Was

Doc here with an awesome (as usual) Flash Report from the poet laureate of this thing of ours, Brent from Portland.  It has always been my opinion that Brent should offer a course at a local community college on Adult Theater Tales (or Tails) 101. No one paints a picture the way Brent can, and for as many years as he has been at it. 

Don't believe me?  Just read this most recent personal post from Brent from his Yahoo Group.

So grab a Kleenex (in case you to dab a tear) and enjoy the latest missive on The Paris Theatre in Portland, OR:

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The Paris Theatre in downtown Portland, Oregon is located between a tobacco shop and the very popular Voodoo Doughnuts, on  Third Avenue, just north of Burnside Avenue. It is a private club and in order to gain entrance you have to become a member. This doesn't take long and the cost of membership is reasonable. I'm not sure what types of memberships are available. I know there is a five dollar yearly membership for couples and single ladies that allows them free access to the theater for a year; a five dollar membership for single men that allows them entrance to The Paris, at a reduced rate, for a year; and a daily, 12 hour, membership that costs nine dollars. I don't know if lifetime memberships are still available or if there are any other kinds you can buy. You will need to contact The Paris about that.

I bought a lifetime membership in 2000 (AD). It's worked out to around 25 cents a visit, so far. The more times I go, the less it costs. Pretty soon, I'll be making money!

One of those two bit visits  took place this past Wednesday (7/6/11). A red flag had popped up on my phone 20 minutes earlier and I wasn't sure if the couple would still be there. They were and the first thing I noticed was that she was showing lot of leg. There were one or two rail birds standing and peering into the couples section but the couple didn't seem to mind the attention . There may have been 6 guys in the theater.

When I was finally able to see, I found a place to sit and slowly turned around to watch the couple. They looked Mexican. I caught a tourist vibe from them. She was very pretty , long brown hair parted in the middle, dark Indian-Spanish deep copper skin. He was rubbing her between her legs. She was wearing shorts that were loose enough and skimpy enough that when he rubbed her she squirmed and moaned and had a very loud orgasm. Her full breasts were hanging out of her shirt and she would occasionally cup them and run her thumbs over her nipples. Then she pulled her hair back and gave her man a very erotic blow job.

The look on her face when she lovingly licked his balls and nuzzled his taint was like a kid licking an ice cream cone. After a few minutes she got on her hands and knees, pulled down her shorts and took him from behind. He gave it to her good and fast, finally shooting a big load deep inside of her. She put her clothes back on and, after a visit to the bathroom, she and her husband left the theater. I said to the man next to me " I love this weekday theater action when there aren't a lot of guys around. It gives the couples a chance to get comfortable."

I visited The Paris the next night (7/7/11) in response to a Voodoo Girl flag. Voodoo is a beautiful and sexy woman who looks like Sarah Silverman/ Selma Hayek.  She played in The Annex and she played in the little theater. She and her man, Voodoo Daddy had a good time with two young men, partnering on some wicked dick sucking, a three guy one girl four way, bi and bi and bi and sigh.

The best Voodoo moment involved a long seduction between V Girl and a thin Asian man that got more and more intense. The little theater was packed with people watching them fuck, Voodoo Girl was riding her new lover ,who was kissing and licking her beautiful tits while Voodoo Daddy was behind both of them. I believe he was gently fingering Girl's ass hole while she got fucked. Whatever he was doing it was making her crazy.

There were two young ladies in the audience who were new visitors to The Paris Theater. They had arrived earlier and now they were watching the theater sex intently. Of course, they had a small crowd of men around them, waiting to pounce at the first opportunity. Eventually, they went back to the main theater and sat near the front of the auditorium. A couple of young guys joined them and the four of them chilled and joked about the movies. I was glad that they got a chance to watch Voodoo Girl in action, at least. 

The best main theater action Thursday  night involved a couple that came in around ten pm. If you didn't mind a helping hand or mouth from him you could fuck or get your dick sucked from his wife who was a pretty good looking blond in her hard forties. They held forth in the couples section. Ray relaxed the rules  to let the action flow and guys kept streaming in to fuck her. I could tell by how deep and loud she moaned, how much she was liking it. I'm not sure if condoms were being used. If they weren't then hats off to the men who ate her pussy. At one point she was riding a very large cock and her man was trying to get it into her ass. But it was difficult to do and after a while she turned over and fucked the guy missionary style. While she was getting fucked, her man was rapidly fucking her asshole, ramming his fingers in and out in rhythm to the strange cock moving inside of her pussy. It wasn't DP but it did the job for her. I think she fucked a total of five guys last night and sucked a few more. All in all, it was a good night for theater sex at The Paris.

These past two days have seen a nice little run for "this thing of ours" in Portland, Oregon.

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Doc here again... Voodoo Girl is something else.  I had an opportunity to meet her awhile back at The Paris, and Brent's description is spot on.  She is very hot, and even naughtier.  Every adult theater needs a little Voodoo in them.

Thank you sir for another 5-Star report!

Thanks,
Doc

Call For Reports!

Doc here... Saturday night, July 9th, was a huge night at some of the most popular adult theaters in the country.  Here are the numbers (from theaters that announce visits by couples/single females):

• The Paris Theater, Portland, OR: 13 Couples (including Voodoo Girl)
• The Oregon Theater, Portland, OR: 5 Couples
• 15th Avenue Adult Books and Theater, Melrose Park, IL: 10 Couples
• CTs Adult Theater, Gary, IN: 4 Couples, 1 Single Female
• Summit News, Warren, OH: 3 Couples (including Gloryhole Gurl)

That is a lot of adult theater activity, and speaking for the several thousand monthly visitors to The Journal, we would love to hear what happened last night.

The Good Doctor is in dire need of reports... As The Journal gets bigger and bigger, the need for reports grows.  So, let's feed this monster and submit your reports! Whether it's from the theaters above, or the countless adult theaters across the country.

Send them along to Derek Jeter The Good Doctor at emiliolizardo1@gmail.com. I will gladly edit and format your reports, and you get the byline.

So be large. Be a reporter at The Journal. Your one-stop-shop for this thing of ours.

Thanks,
Doc

Flash Reports: Sam Reports on a Trio of Adult Theaters

Doc here with a trio of Flash Reports from returning field reporter, Sam. Sam visited three adult theaters, and unfortunately lady luck was not shining on him.  However, in the effort to present fair and balanced reports from this thing of ours, I present these reports from Sam to you.

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Hi Doc,

Got some time over the holiday weekend to get back to reports on this thing of ours.

My job took me to the New England area for a couple of  months. Unfortunately, none of these had any action when i visited over a period of two months, and so would not be back to these places again.

1. Art Cinema, Hartford, CT

• Visited twice, once on a Saturday evening, and another time on a Friday evening two weeks later.
• Spent almost 2 hours on each visit.
• Its a huge theater from 70s or 80s era, with balcony for cpls.
• During each visit, there were around 5-10 men during the entire time.
• No couples or ladies despite some chatter on CL.
• Mostly old movies on a old screen, so not inviting enough to even jerk off.
• The place is too huge for an adult theater, not sure why the place still exists.
• Entry was $12

2. Fairmount Theater, New Haven, CT

• Huge theater again from 70s or 80s.
• Visited twice, both on Friday nights.
• Saturday nights are gay movies, so avoided that.
• Around 15-20 men constantly, lots of CD and gay action.
• Spent about 2 hours there, saw one 50s couple, but left after some time. Other than that no other ladies or couples.
• Entry was $10.

3. Route 20 aka Adult World, Rensselaer, NY

• Place has a adult shop at the entrance, and video booths and theater at the side. Probably around 10 booths and a 12 seat theater.
• This is one of the stupidest theater setup I have seen, may be due to the presence of PD less than a mile away on the same road.
• Several kinds of irritating sound alarms keep ringing constantly. One at the entrance, one as you move through a corridor between video booths and the buzzer for the mini theater.
• Video monitoring is fine, but a video camera inside the theater, directly pointing in your face??Not sure if anyone is brave enough to play in this setup.
• Video booths are spacious for one, cramped for 2. No gloryholes either. Several couples who came to the adult shop, had a quick look in the theater and just went away. Some of them briefly stopped in the video booth area as well.
• Staff is intrusive and loitering near video booths is strictly prohibited.
• Visited once on a Friday night, and another time on a Saturday night. Saw one old couple who played in the theater by themselves.

It was exciting to read other recent reports from other places around the country. I would definitely visit those places if I get a chance, however for these three places, I'm done with them.

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Doc here again... Sorry to hear about this streak of bad luck, Sam.  I have had positive reports on all three of these adult theaters in the past, so this is another case of the dreaded feast or famine.

Keep the faith, Sam.

Do you have an adult theater report you'd like to see on The Journal of Adult Theaters?  Just e-mail John Shaft The Good Doctor at emiliolizardo1@gmail.com. I will gladly edit and format your reports, and you get the glory.  Plus, I need reports badly!

So step up to the plate, adjust your batting helmet, and send a report out to deep left field.

Thanks,
Doc

Field Report: The Berlin News Agency By Foxes Hound (w/pics)

Doc here with a great Field Report by first time contributor, Foxes Hound.  His hunting ground on this expedition is the Berlin News Agency, in West Berlin, NJ.

The Good Doctor could not ask for a more complete and thorough report than what Foxes Hound has submitted.  This should serve as a template for anyone wishing to submit a Field Report, because FH knocked it out of the park.

Enjoy, and please, take notes.

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Berlin News Agency
Adult Bookstore with Arcade, Theater
520 North Route 73
West Berlin, NJ  08091-2509
856-767-6003


Foxes Hound here-

Where else can you get the morning newspaper, a sports magazine, your porn mags, adult toys, and DVDs and some sex all under 1 roof? I use to escort a friend of mine to here, a legend, when she started going. Nobody left not liking what they saw and did.

Admission is $10 for single males,  M/F couples and females are free.   Open 24 hours a day, with a 5 am to 6 am shut down of theater to clean up. ( A job I will pass on, lol), 7 days a week.

Berlin News Agency Booths

Buddy booths = yes. There is a set of two video booths that are separated by Plexiglass so you can watch each other. The booths are situated in an angled format. There is one in the second row that has a Plexiglas viewing area that can be seen from a booth in the last row. Most of the booths are roomy enough for 2. You could do almost anything in them.

This place has a great setup. The clerks don't bother you at all. The layout in the main theatre consists of about 8 rows of 6 seats each, with theater type seats.  Also, there are 3 rows of bleacher type seats in the back.  They were showing straight porn.

Berlin News Agency Theater

In addition, there are several rooms with walls that are about 50 inches high and an open doorway, with benches along the walls. Two of the rooms have a padded platform in the middle. The doorway is nice as when enough gents get in the room, I use to stand in doorway to control the crowd inside. Once they saw I was making sure my friend was having a good time this way, they obey and caught on  1 out of area means 1 more inside area and friend.

Gents will always respect you and your woman's wishes. YOU run the show, they will hover a bit, but they will back up and make sure you are comfortable.  If you are having a problem with someone crowding a word said out loud and the offender will move or be chastised by others to move back.

Nice times are usually 6 to about 8:30 PM and after 11 PM. The most visitors show up at 9 to 11 PM to play. Once word gets out more guys will show up and this is done by people texting friends a willing player is there. This helps save on the cost of going in and out as only couples can re-enter if right clerk is on.

One person said "Girls, if you can't find a cock to suck, you ain't looking."

There is a Yahoo Group, & a Twitter and Facebook account as well. You may find gay play going on too.

Directions
Berlin News Agency aka BNA

From the South/Southwest:
Take US I-295 North to the NJ Route 70 exit.
Follow NJ Route 70 to the junction of NJ Route 73
Turn  onto  NJ route 73 South for a good five miles on your right.

From the North/Northwest:Take US I-295 south to exit 36A
Follow NJ Route 73 South past the junction of NJ Route 70.
Stay on NJ route 73 South for a good five miles on your right.

From the Betsy Ross Bridge:
Stay on the road you get dumped on as this will become NJ 73 and follow for about 8 miles.

From NJ Route 73New Jersey Route 73 crosses Cooper Road (traffic light). After this watch for Good's Furniture and Wendy's (on the right), you're getting close. BNA is just past a Texaco gas station and a STS Tire & Auto on the right. FYI the Red Barn Adult Book Store is on the left (northbound side).  The Berlin News Agency is in a what looks to be a house converted to a retail business located in West Berlin, a few hundred feet east of the Berlin NJ - Vorhees NJ border.

If you pass WAWA on your right then a Wal-Mart on your left you just passed it by about 1000 feet on your right. There is a traffic light at WAWA to ease turning around.

- Foxes Hound

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Doc here again... Let's give a standing O to Foxes Hound for a 5-Star Field Report.  This is how it is done, along with the pics and directions.  We look forward to the next report from our newest reporter, Foxes Hound.

Do you have an adult theater report you'd like to see on the pages of The Journal? Just e-mail Quatto The Good Doctor at emiliolizardo1@gmail.com. I will edit and format the report for you, and you get all the glory!

Lizardo Fever...Catch It!

Thanks,
Doc

Coming Attractions: Couple @ The Art Cinema in Hartford Wednesday 7/13/11

Who:
Mid-30's White Couple

What:
Looking for Couples

Where:
The Art Cinema, 255 Franklin Avenue, Hartford, CT

When:
Wednesday July 13  between 7 and 7:30PM

Doctor's Notes:
This note from the couple: "She's bi and wants to play in the balcony and downstairs in the gen pop".  I have it on good authority that this girl is HOT.  If you are in the area of The Art Cinema, you owe it to yourself to visit.  Guys...Remember to adhere to the rules inside The Art: No venturing upstairs to the balcony since it's couples only.  Give this couple room, and who knows what might happen.

Gallery:

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Mark your calendars!

Thanks,
Doc

(Disclaimer: Plans can change at the last minute within this thing of ours. The Journal is not responsible for last minute cancellations or no-shows.)

Blast From The Past: Tails of Dogging by LoveSloppyThirds

Doc here with a slightly different type of Blast From The Past report: How about a good old fashioned dogging tale? 

I'm in!

First time contributor, LoveSloppyThirds, has submitted this story of public sex under the sun.  It's a good one folks, so sit back and enjoy.

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Reminiscence is the best we can do sometimes, so I offer a story in response to a story about "this thing of ours" that occurred in 1994 that only five people are aware of: the participants. (And my wife.)

I had gone on a brief vacation and stopped at Rooster Rock State Park, a legal nude beach on the Columbia River in Oregon. I had spent the better part of the day there and my tan was quite dark since this was late summer. My blanket had been in the same spot all day; the sun was getting low on the horizon but it was still quite warm. A young couple showed up, flopped out their blanket and picnic basket, and stripped nude. It was obvious that neither of them were serious nudists because they were pale. She was short, a natural blonde (read that: the carpet matched the drapes), small breasts, tight belly, beautiful butt and legs. She was actually quite cute! Her male friend was a nice looking man. They laughed and talked and dug out a couple wine coolers and walked over to the edge of the river. (It was low that year.) I wanted to cool my feet and walked closer to them so I could at least see her up close. Suddenly, she walked over to me and exclaimed what a nice tan I had and sidled up next to me, wrapped her arm around my waist, and pulled me up close to make a closer comparison. The feel of her skin sent an electric charge through my body. She felt wonderful. I looked down her front and noticed she had small B breasts and her pussy hair was full. Gorgeous legs, my assessment rushed when she backed away and spun. I wanted to be naughty with her big time. What a sexy ass.

Anyway, conversation drifted to sex (everyone talks about that!), and we talked about some of our experiences on the beach. They asked if I wanted to play. Sure. Let's pull our blankets together. I told them I would gather my stuff and be right over to their spot. We had located ourselves in a slightly secluded location and thankfully there were not many people in view. By the time I collected my books, water, cooler, blanket, and clothes, they were already fucking doggy style. So I sat next to them watching and getting erect. She reached over and grabbed my cock and pulled me toward her. I slid within range and she started sucking my dick like a pro.

I asked if I could make myself comfortable and they said sure, so I slid my head underneath her hairy pussy which was being poked (bareback) rather furiously. She sucked my dick and I licked her clit. Suddenly the flavor changed and his cum ran out of her pussy. She rolled onto her back and opened her legs, his cum running out, and then asked if I wanted her. I did not need to be asked twice, and being one who lives for sloppy seconds this was heaven. I slid my bare cock to scoop up his cum and slid it into her pussy and pushed into her very deep. Semen is a wonderful lubricant, so I began to ride her wet. She had a couple orgasms and I tried not to blow too soon into her hot pussy. I had not noticed, but her main squeeze had wandered down the beach and gathered up another couple. With everyone seated on the acreage of blankets spread on the sand, I had an audience of three when I shot my full load of cum deep into her quite tight pussy. I held myself deep inside her while I got soft and leaked every drop I could into her vagina.

My dismount was one of being totally spent, but what happened next was a jaw-dropper and defined my perfect afternoon of risky fucking: the guy of the new couple went down on her and ate her to two orgasms, then he mounted her bareback and fucked her silly. He came in her, too. So when he dismounted, I sat between her legs looking at three loads of semen leaking out of a hairy tight pussy, delivered directly by three different men, all strangers. It was a significant puddle under her ass.

While I have had many multiple guy one woman experiences, this remains the hottest. Why? Because she was married to someone else: this was her boyfriend and he was going to take her home to her husband - with three men's loads running down her legs.

When I told my wife about this some years later, she confessed to having had a threesome that very same day. She fucked two guys bareback! Her story has not changed in the ten years since she revealed it to me. The only reason I was unhappy was because I missed the event in person. Since then, we've been involved "in this thing of ours." (Sloppy thirds with pussy other than my wife is still really my favorite. Yes, we test regularly and come out clean.)

LoveSloppyThirds

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Doc here again... Thanks to LST for an outstanding first-time report for the Journal.  There are more tales to be told by him, and I for one cannot wait.  Thank you sir!

Do you have a remembrance of an adult theater or ABS visit from the past you'd like to share with the readers of The Journal?  Just e-mail Max Cady The Good Doctor at emiliolizardo1@gmail.com. I will need as much detail as you can remember about the location, year, month, and who or what you encountered that made it memorable.  I will do the rest for you: edit, format, insert photos.  Before you know it, you will be a published field reporter for this thing of ours.

Thanks,
Doc

Flash Report: The Captain Drops Anchor @ The Art Cinema in Hartford

Doc here with a new report from that crusty old sea dog himself, The Captain. It seems Cappy has returned to a familiar port, Hartford, and it's Art Cinema. Lady Luck has usually followed him into this theater...Will she again?

So here is The Captain, dropping trou anchor at the Art Cinema in Hartford.

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Ahoy Good Dr!

The Captain here reporting in after a long voyage at sea. I found myself coming in early off the Atlantic and docked for some much needed shore leave in Hartford, CT.

Being a Friday before a holiday weekend, I knew it was a crap-shoot, but I've taken bigger chances in my life! Encouraged by hearing reports of action that week and my own early arrival time, I tossed the bowline to the dockmaster and made a bee-line for the Art Cinema (255 Franklin Avenue, Hartford, CT).

As I walked through the door about 7pm, I saw a group of 3 men sitting in the lobby talking with the cashier. This is a bad sign for a single guy coming to Art on a Friday night. The couples usually start to arrive between 6:30-7:30 with another few coming around 9pm.

I paid my admission ($12) and headed in with my hopes already waning. After about 10 minutes waiting for my eyes to adjust, I could see in the theater was only 3 guys plus myself. About 15 minutes later five more guys came in and my hopes lifted that the couples would soon be there.  I hung in there until 9:45pm, rubbed one out into a tissue and headed for the door. No couples this Friday. Even The Captain hauls in an empty net every now and then!

The Art is still a great place and I'm sure something will happen soon that can bring the spirit of adventure that the Good Doctor's Journal is known for!

The Captain

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Doc here again... Even the best Captain can get lost at sea once in awhile.  If it's any consolation Cappy, it was a much slower weekend across the country as compared to the weekend before.  Action notwithstanding, great job on your report, sir.  Go get them next time, with the lead pipe, in the study.

Do you have an adult theater report you'd like to see on the pages of The Journal?  I could sure use more reports, so this is what you do: E-mail Chef Boyardee The Good Doctor at emiliolizardo1@gmail.com with your report, and I will edit and format your work.  Try it!

Thanks,
Doc

Preview of Coming Attractions: Laney to Visit CTs in Gary 7/21/11 (w/PICS)

Doc here with the first installment of  Previews of Coming Attractions. Here are the details of Laney's upcoming adult theater visit:

Who:
Laney from Texas

What:
Gang Bang

Where:
CTs Adult Theater, 4620 Industrial Highway, Gary, IN

When:
Thursday 7/21 through Saturday 7/23/2011 (subject to change)

Details:
Laney says  "I will be there Thursday the 21st of July at CTs for a nooner. I will be there thru the 23rd"

Doctor's Notes:
Laney is a fun time and not to be missed.  If you are in the Chicagoland area during that end of the week, you owe it to yourself to visit CTs and Laney.  More details to follow as we get closer to the date.

Photos (Click to ENLARGE):

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Mark your calendars!

Thanks,

Doc

Flash Report! Kitty in Portland @ The Paris Theater (with Pics!)

Doc here with another naughty adventure by Kitty in Portland.  Kitty is ramping up for her Bukakke Blast in a couple of weeks (details will be shared @ The Journal later this week) at The Paris Theatre.  Part of her training program is visiting The Paris for some extra circular activities.  And by activities, I mean having guys fist her, fuck her, and cum all over her. 

That's The Kitty Way.

Here is her latest report... And remember to click the pics to ENLARGE them.  They are hi-res.

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Hi Doc,

I arrived and did the standard meet and greet in the lobby area of The Paris Theatre.  Then the natives (guys) were getting restless and anxious.  So I finished my coffee, got naked and locked my things up.

I went to one of the couches and it no time was surrounded by most of the theater.  Some just wanted to jack off and watch, and some jumped right in on the action.  Immediately I was being rubbed with multiple hands.  At one point my ass and cunt was being fisted, and within no time I had to cum.  Damn if the orgasm was so good it made me lightheaded. 

Eventually, there were a few ready to fuck me with condoms on, and I took on the first gentleman that was so thick.  He pounded me very nicely and reached depths that I thought was going to pop my cherry again. 

Then the next guy was a nice young black man, that fucked like a jack rabbit.  While he was making me cum another man was jacking off onto my neck and shoulders.  You know I am going to sleep with that jizz all over me.  More orgasms while my body and breasts continued to be caressed.  One guy continued to talk to me, like he was expecting me to carry on a conversation (really, shut the fuck up). 

Anyways, I fucked a few more and slowly the guys turned to the couples section.  The thick cocked gentleman brought me towels to wash up...nice guy.  I got dressed and mingled a bit more with some guests before having to head home to sleep on my cum covered neck and shoulders.

Kitty

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Doc here again... Kitty is just getting warmed up for the big event coming soon.  As we get closer, I will provide you, the good readers of The Journal, with all the nitty gritty. Promise.

Thanks again to Kitty for being the naughty cum slut she is... And for providing the pics and reports to keep her fans primed for more.

Thanks,

Doc

New Feature: Previews of Coming Attractions

Doc here with a brand new feature to The Journal of Adult Theaters: Previews of Coming Attractions. OK, what the hell does that mean?

The Good Doctor has seen a dramatic increase in the number of couples who have reached out to him to post about an upcoming adult theater visit or event, or even a great special at an adult theater.  As a matter of fact, it's getting to the point that I need to give these visits their own space.  Thus, Previews of Coming Attractions...

There are some exciting visits and events coming up in the next 2-3 weeks, and I will have details (and photos) on each one in the next few days.  I am even playing with a sidebar that would list the visits, with a link back to the article. 

The technical staff here at the Journal (OK, me) continiously strives to give you the best adult theater news available on the interwebs.  Why?  Because your old buddy The Good Doctor is a giver.

So when you see the psychedelic image above, good things will be happening soon.

Thanks,

Doc