Flash Report: Liz Reports On the Full Moon at 15th Ave in Melrose Park IL on 9/10/11

Doc here with another 5-Star Couple's Flash Report from that Energizer Bunny herself, Liz.  The table was set for a big night at 15th Avenue Adult Theater & Spa in Melrose Park, IL. A bachelor party next door, a full moon in the sky, and a theater full of couples,guys, and CDs/TVs, dinner was soon to be served.

Here is a great report (and some helpful advice) from the very sexy Liz...

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Hi Doc,

Just a brief report of the fun at 15th Avenue this past Saturday night.  I arrived around 9:00pm, & before even going back to the parking lot I could tell it was full as cars were parked up front.  Was a little worried that word of my arrival got out and this was the crowd for the evening.  I was happy to hear that there was a bachelor party in the adjoining premises. 

Since it was free for couples/single women/CD/TVs, we simply chatted with the front desk, paid for the private room and went to the spa area.  Walking through the establishment to the spa area, you could tell it was going to be a very busy and interesting evening ahead.  When we entered the spa I noticed a regular "G" and made my way through the talkative crowd to simply give him a hug and kiss. 

After dropping our belongings off in the room we proceeded to the theater and sat in our usual 3rd row from front spot.  The place was pretty full, but not filled to capacity (as will be indicated later).  After sitting for a minute and checking out the crowd we noticed one couple sitting in the couples section, not playing just sitting. 

After sitting for a few minutes, men came up and sat in row in front and behind us.  One of the men in front of us asked if I was Liz and when I confirmed that, he told me to tell you "Hi from Doc". (ed. note- Liz, meet Journal reporter The Editor).

It seemed like the men were going to be very well behaved and wait for me to make first move, so I took off my top and immediately you could hear the theater seats going up and men approaching.  My play partner reminded all the men that I don't like for them to come up from behind me.  (Note to men:  Most of us women don't like this and it creeps us out)  This statement from him seemed to offend some as I heard a comment "Really like what does it matter" we ignored, and he didn't get to participate. 

As the men started coming up I was blowing and stroking and letting the men from front and sides feel as they wanted, stopping if they got too aggressive (which seemed to be the course of action this night).  While in middle of entertaining several men I looked up to see "J" and knew his wife "L" would soon be following.  We acknowledged "J"'s arrival and I kept entertaining.  "J" and "L" sat in the front row, and some of the men that lined the aisle for me quickly approached her.  So, at that time there were about 20 men and 3 couples in the theater (who knows how many other places).  I excused myself to shower and the men went up to wait for "L"'s loving touch.

After a shower we made our way back to the room and told a familiar face to come join us.  "H" had been to the establishment before and has always graciously waited for me and for one reason or another never seemed to work out.  So we took "H" back to our room and I went quickly into play mode humping like bunnies.  After we were done took another shower, dressed and saw "J" and "L" come into spa area.  Chatted about what was going on in theater since we were heading back in, "L" told me be aware it's packed and they are wanting tonight. 

 We went into theater and sat in the couples section, immediately after that "J" and "L" joined us.  We were talking about how packed the place was and at my estimate there were probably 25 men in the place.  "L" asked if I was comfortable told her no problem.  In front of us were 2 couples with one of women being fingered and having her breast sucked.  Men in row in front of her were touching as well.  We watched and obviously got worked up and "L" and I began to play. 

At first it was some fondling, with my partner lifting my dress playing with my pussy and me playing with hers.  Then I took top down and she was sucking on my tits.  Soon I moved into a better position so that I was sucking her tits and fingering her moist pussy.  Might I say she has a wonderful pussy to play with and if anyone is lucky enough to have a chance, you should enjoy!  Some men took liberty of stepping into the couples section to touch but were reminded that it was a couples section and they backed out.  Soon I took liberty of getting down on the floor to eat her as my partner played with her great tits. 

We were getting really into it (all of us), when all of a sudden I felt a hand grab my ass and start to finger my ass.  I quickly pushed hand away and looked up only to see one anxious man in the couples section, dick out and hand under the theater seat to finger me.  That didn't sit well with me and me of all people actually yelled at him that it was a couples section and for him to back out.  He took one step, still in couples seating and I told him that he need to back the hell out of the section completely.  I am sorry if anyone reading this was there, but come on guys you just don't do that!!!  Unless you are invited into the area, it's for couples to play without worrying about various outside things.  Respect it ok!!!  You are getting a show, so just respect some of the boundaries set up.

Well, it just set me off and we left to take "L" back to our room for some fun.  THIS is what happens when people don't respect boundaries, you loose out on a very HOT show!!!  Luckily there were other couples that would go in and out of the theater putting on shows. 

So back in the room with "L" we all take turns entertaining each other and it was a HOT fun time.  We all took showers and went outside to get some air.  While out there "J" noticed on his cell that the management sent out a notice saying "People and MORE people".  There were so many individuals entering that they couldn't keep up with the normal announcements.

After some talk outside and air, we went back into theater.  When we entered all the men were around the couples section watching an AA man get a very good BJ from his partner. Sitting next to him was another couple and we sat in couples section 2 rows ahead.  Men were not taking the liberties they did earlier, but management had to remind them to step out of main aisle and an AA man on opposite side of room playing with his tool watching had to yell at men they were blocking his view. 

We watched as the man was getting very wet attention from her, and as soon as the couple sitting next to them left two single men took their seats.  I told them it was a couples section and unless they invited you to play you aren't suppose to sit in.  In a very snide comment he told me, "sorry it's first time and thought it was a way to get action".  I told him no it was a way to get kicked out.  The AA man thanked me and gave me thumbs up for taking care of that issue. 

Then another couple came in and sat in row between AA couple and us watching as well.  After she finished him, they left and so did we to go back to room for some alone time.  Walking through to spa that booth area was packed with 4 doors closed with various play, about 10 guys lined the hallway of the booth area and there were still a ton of men in the theater.

The place was packed with everyone, and here is my approximate overall count.  3 TV/CD - 7 couples - and probably about 30 single men at various times usually about 20 during most.  It was a lot of fun, but the men were very over anxious crossing some of the unwritten rules, or just pushing the limit with playing couples.  I don't know if it was because of the party next door, or the full-moon but even though there was a ton of fun and I love every minute at the 15th, but it felt as if I had to be on defensive end all night.

Well, can't go this coming Saturday but trying to work in a visit Friday night!!!!

My thanks to "J" and "L" for a great night!!! 

Liz

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Doc here again... I'm trying to catch my breath after reading the report... Where to start?  Like most adult theaters today, crowd control (at times) can be challenging.  Liz encountered this on a few occasions alone Saturday night, and handled it expertly.  When it comes to adult theater going couples, one has to be the alpha dog and control the crowd.  There are different techniques that are effective to control the dimwits who don't understand the rules. 

I personally use the technique Liz employed Saturday night... If I see something not cool or uninvited, I will call out the individual loudly, ask what the problem is, and confront the perp.  Getting management  involved is also important, so they can handle the dimwit(s) outside the theater itself. 

The best theater escorts I have seen (and I have been around a LONG time), are the guys who command respect because they project that they "might" be a prick.  Escorts that lay back and don't say anything when actions violate their own rules will have an uphill battle.

Those of you who read my House Call Report from last week with Mr. and Mrs. X may remember how I had to get pricky with three guys who took it upon themselves to get grabby with Mrs. X.  I addressed it quickly (prickly), gave them direction (as in "back off"), and that was that.  No more problems.

The guys in general at 15th Avenue are very good... But in certain situations, every adult theater can have an issues with it's patrons.  It's the nature of the beast.  15th has excellent management, and I know they have banned certain guys from there due to their behavior.  That sends a message to the rest of the dimwits that can't understand or read the rules.

The full moon strikes again, but there was plenty of fun to be had despite a bad apple or two.

Thanks again Liz for your report! Awesome stuff!

Doc

New Feature! The Good Doctor's Mailbag

Doc here with a new feature here at The Journal of Adult Theaters: The Good Doctor's Mailbag. No, this isn't an analogy to my scrotum. It's a forum to publish comments or ask question to your old resort waiter looking buddy, The Good Doctor.

This letter from senior Journal scribe Enzyte Bob was posted on the Uncensored Adult Postings Yahoo Group and it's pretty fantastic:

Good Afternoon My Good Doctor,

I read with a sly smile your post regarding being "outed." Initially, I was concerned that the best editor on this thing of ours would be required to find a safe house in which to hide, enter the this thing of ours witness protection program or, God fobid, shave the mustache, until the provebial heat was turned down. I now realize that your "outing" has been a giant leap forward toward this thing of ours becoming more mainstream. Three cheers for Dr. Emilio Lizardo...LOL

Oh, and I think you compare favorably to Jack Lord in Hawaii 5-0. There was an old Saturday Night Live skit that asked the question, Quien es mas macho: Jack Lord or Ricardo Montalbon? I say, Dr. Emilio es muy mas macho!!

Have a great day and hey....Let's be careful out there!!

Enzyte Bob
Still Smilin'

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Doc here again... Thank you for your concern, Enzyte Bob.  I am safe and sound, identity intact, but now being proud for who I am... A background artist/respected MD/blogger.  It has taken years to perfect the "resort waiter" look, and with the commercial's popularity I now have a slight paparazzi problem.  When I went out to investigate, one of the photographers ordered a rum and coke.

Mission accomplished.

Doc

Flash Report: Gentle Tongue Reports on Horse Cave, KY

Doc here with an entertaining Flash Report from that old smooth talker himself, Gentle Tongue. His report is focused squarely at Horse Cave, KY, a legendary adult theater/ABS.  Inside his report you will find information about location, safety bulletins about the parking lot, and an overview of the facility.

So kick back, open up a PBR, and enjoy GT's Flash Report...

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Our Good Doctor,

Another note to the faithful followers of “This Thing of Ours” and again giving the beautiful Blue Grass State credit.  I can say that if you leave the Blue Grass State with blue balls, you haven’t look well enough.

After stopping in the Richmond locations (see previous update), I eventually found myself surrounded by Vettes and the collectors of such fine machines.  It spurred on the need to put some “Varoom” into the day on Thursday (SHIT Day – “Sure Happy It’s Thursday”), sorry for those offended.

Traveling north on I-65 towards the destination of Clarksville (Exit 58), IN, a second time visit had to be made to the location known as “Horse Cave”.  For those never having experiences this location, it is a 2 building large former strip mall, and the back one being where the store is located.  There is plenty of parking, however, those with cars, please insure you enter into the driveway for cars, saves you some bottoming out, and keeps the Varoom in the old 4 wheeler.

You enter through the rear from the parking and enter the hallway leading to the store, gotta love those sensors for the parrots and there colorful comments, nice touch.  Just give-em a nut for a treat.  The size of the store may overwhelm some.  Make the immediate right to the entrance of the Theaters and booths.  No have that Jackson with you, $20.00, couple or single and this gives you access to the unlimited time for all areas. 

The main theater to the right has a small screen with about a half a dozen couches and chairs throughout the room.  Couches are in nice bouncy condition and the room is dark enough you won’t even see you hand.  You can walk out the back of the main theater and find the restroom and a hallway tot eh 2nd theater, featuring those rainbow movies.  The booth area is located to the left inside the main entrance and a good number of them have glory holes connecting them.

Now having only visited once before on a very rainy mid-week night I kept and optimistic outlook.  The typical clientele was present.  Those on patrol like a storm chaser or spotter at a race.  One in particular stood out, for not so good reasons, he was kind enough to insure my zipper was up, not needed.  This guy would make “Speedy Gonzalez” look slow, he circled the place quicker than a Jerry running from Tom.  Another 2 fine gentlemen took care of one of finest in uniform.  After an hour or so I thought the Varoom would not be achieved and that the engines were still idling without a green flag, I know the Paris has a “Red” flag. 

However, a short time later a mature couple entered.  Of course the dynamics changed in the group, those looking for tube steak now were looking at a taco dinner.  The couple was followed and spied on during every move.  The couple was looking to see when booth 18 and 19 became free.  These 2 booths sit together by themselves and have a nice hole between them.   The fine lady entered #18 and her husband in #19.  Another gentleman joined the lady and all was moving well.  Once the revolving door spun around another guy took the first’s place.  The walls of the booth was severely tested and could have exceeded the previous week’s earthquake. 

Seeing that the door was again spinning the GT had to move into to Varoom and squeal the rubber.  For a woman of in her sixties, her sundress hid a beautiful pair of mummeries and a nice peter cotton tail bush with a very tight tunnel of fun.  Oh I nursed and moaned.

Couples are known to come around on Fridays and Saturdays more frequently.  Overall the place is good with plenty to offer.

GT

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Thanks again to GT for another outstanding report! 

Do you have an adult theater report?  Just e-mail it to The Good Doctor at emiliolizardo1@gmail.com.  I will edit and format that bad boy for you...And you get the glory.

The Journal is in dire need of reports... Do your part!

Thanks,
Doc

Flash Report: Bob in Biloxi Goes 0 for 2 (w/ Two Strikeouts) - 9/10/11

Doc here with the quickest Bob in Biloxi report ever.  And this is not a good thing.  Here is Bob with the gory details:

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Hey Doc,

It was a beautiful night on our Gulf Coast this weekend!! Nice cool temperatures, clear with a full moon out! Perfect night for playing! With the weather report out of the way, three couples showed up last night at the theater, and none played. Zero couples showed at the ABS. There were hordes of guys though.

I talked to one of our readers who said they could meet on Friday, put never heard back from them? So I made the trip Friday and Saturday, Zilch! On both nights!

Let’s hope this weird vibe leaves the coast soon and couples start getting out to play!!

Bob

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Ouch.

Thanks,

Doc

A Quick Note From The Good Doctor: I Have Been Outed!

Doc here with a humble message of acknowledgement... As many of you know, The Good Doctor tries to keep under the radar in public.  Contrary to popular belief, I do not arrive at an adult theater wearing a sandwich board which reads "I'm Dr. Emilio Lizardo".  It's just not my style.

Well yesterday, an e-mail popped up on my Blackberry while I was shopping for produce (as anyone knows, I have a high appreciation for fresh produce) that shook me to my core.

I had been outed, and the writer of the e-mail had proof.

Here is an excerpt of that e-mail:
"I noticed your image as a resort waiter in the background at the end of a recent hotels.com claymation ad (skydiving entrance).  Never thought I'd see you on tv. Enjoy your blog and, in the past, the activities in Indianapolis, Phoenix, Houston, etc.  Many fond memories."

With gratitude,
(name redacted)

The Proof (Still Image)

Video

I guess I owe everyone an explanation... Yes, I do some "background artist" work in Hollywood. Nothing big, but just enough to keep my beak wet.  My favorite (and first) cameo was one I did on the big island with a few friends in the 70's...

I knew it wouldn't last... My Howard Hughes-like lifestyle is a tough cover.  And now I have been betrayed by Claymation.

Thanks,
Doc

TOP Adult Theater Experience - Foxes Hound @ Berlin News Agency w/Pics

Doc here with another entry into the TOP All-Time Adult Theater Experience series.  This time it is Foxes Hound and the location is the Berlin News Agency in NJ (address info in the Dr. Emilio's Adult Theater Database).

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My best time in a theater play is as follows...

This about the first time I took Foxie to The Berlin News Agency in NJ.  We been chatting and met a couple of times for about a 6 months. She said often she loved to be covered in cum and wanted to good to a place like Berlin to suck some cocks.

The Real Foxie

One day I posted in a Yahoo Group site that we both belonged too, that we were planning a visit to it that night. A follow member asked if he could help if needed in crowd control. Of course we said yes he could. We agreed that we would meet him at a place down the road where Foxie  and I were going to have something to eat. I picked her up late because of traffic and she was dressed in a little black dress, matching thigh high stockings and thong.

She was excited about going as I wanted to make sure she still was up for it. When we got to the meeting place we met up with Adam the Assistant. We said hello and chatted a bit as we sat in my SUV and he stood outside her side of the car. He asked if he could feel her tits and she said okay. He then started to finger her pussy a little and asked if she would suck his cock, of course Foxie asked  "Sure, right now or do you mean later?"  He meant now and got in the back, and so did Foxie. So here it was on her way to a adult theater and she sucking a strangers cock 4 miles away from it. She got a mouth full of cum in about 5 minutes.   What a Girl.

The Real Foxie

When we got there we paid our admission and walked in. Now this was before the remodel was done a couple of years ago, so I hope I remember correctly. To the right was a small room with a table and a love seat if I recall. If you went straight you got to the entrance of another small room. To the left was the normal dark theater where there was theater seating of about 15 rows and 15 seats wide. In the back of here was a walled off area where padded benches, more like a pew seat, lined it on 3 sides facing the screen  and a large open area.

I led Foxie to the walled area as it would be easy to control the guys from crowding her, if there were that many as we went a week night. I pulled my shorts down to expose my cock for Foxie to suck as I took a seat. Foxie took her talented mouth around my cock and some of the few guys took a seat. Since this was our 1st time there they didn't know if we were the people that posted in the group so they gave us room and watched. We had the one bench all to ourselves and they sat on the other wall of benches or stood at the wall and watched. After a few minutes I shot my cum into her mouth  and she swallowed my load.


Now two more guys she didn't know and she was ready when she saw more cocks out hoping she would suck them off. She started sucking one guy and then another and another after they came. We guess word got out as it was getting a bit crowded and there was a willing female mouth to suck your cum out of your cock. After about she had her 8th cum load in here mouth she got tired.

The Real Foxie

She removed her dress to reveal we were staying and to show off  her ass and huge tits at the time. One of the guys asked her if she was also there to share her pussy and of course again she said yes. Even though her mouth needed a rest her pussy needed cum so she got on all 4s and offered her shaved pussy to the guy.

He entered her doggie style and fucked her. Foxie is not a quiet fuck and this got the crowd closer. We asked for room and got it. I took a position by the entrance to the walled area to control how many guys were in there with her. Many of the regular guys helped also in giving her room to suck and fuck and also so others could see.

After about 2 hours she was ready for a smoke break and took one. Many thanked us for coming there that night and playing at this time. A regular showed us around the booth area and what there was to offer. When we got back to the walled in area she was ready for more play. I gave her a empty sodas bottle and told her to fuck herself with it, which she did. A guy in the crowd asked if he could do anal and I said yes if you have a condom and lube (which he did),  and not have a huge cock (which he didn't) as Foxie was up for it after getting him rock hard with her mouth.. I told him to let Foxie know you going to do do her ass.

This got more guys ready ready to offer her their cocks and cum. She took load after load until only me and her were left there. I feed FoxieFoxie started to suck his cock and while she did he told his wife how it felt. She was seated now rubbing her pussy thru her jeans and my cock thru my shorts. She told hubby she wanted to see him fuck her if it was okay. It was and Foxie got on her back so wifey could see hubby's cock fucking Foxie. This cause wifey to grasp my cock and bend over and start sucking it. When he was ready to cum he shot his load onto Foxies face and I did the same to his wife.

By now it has been over 4 hours inside, Liz has taken on by my count 26 different cocks in her mouth, then her pussy (5)  and ass (1). I had my cock in only 2 mouths but came both times so that was good.
I went home with all my clothes and Foxie went home with torn stockings and a black dress with cum stains and no thong. She gave them to one of the fellows as a gift for a great fuck he gave her.

We returned a couple of times as a couple  and Foxie as returned escorted by other guys since this, our first time.

Foxes Hound

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Thanks FH for a nice recounting of that evening at Berlin News.  I have heard bits and pieces about Foxie in several Yahoo Groups over the years, and it was nice to get an actual report on her (plus the pics were a nice touch).

There is still time to get your reports in for the TOP All-Time Adult Theater Experience.  Just e-mail The Good Doctor at emiliolizardo1@gmail.com, and I will do the rest.

Thanks,
Doc

House Call! The Good Doctor's Rendezvous with Mr. and Mrs. X @ 15th Ave.

Doc here with a rare House Call Report from your narrator and white suit wearing after Labor Day kind of guy, The Good Doctor.

We will start this report with a recap of sorts... Two months back, I made a trip to 15th Ave. Adult Books & Theater in Melrose Park, IL on a Saturday evening.  It was a busy night there, and I found myself in the bleacher section in the Spa Area.  There was a group discussion taking place with two couples seated there, and the usual gaggle of penis gallery members. 

The female half of one of the couples was a very well put together brunette - curvy in all the right places, very well dressed (like she had just come from a nice dinner), and some very mischievious eyes (she will be known as Mrs. X from this point forward).  We had made eye contact during this 10 minute town hall meeting of sorts, but the discussion faded and they eventually disappeared with the other couple inside on of 15th's nicely appointed private rooms.

Fast forward to the next day... The Good Doctor received an e-mail from Mr. X, the male half of the couple asking if I had gone to 15th last night, because I mentioned on Twitter that I had planned on going.  After a few e-mail exchanges, we determined they spotted a guy that Mrs. X was interested in, and it happened to me (yes, you guessed it), The Good Doctor.  However, I didn't make the first move (something I very I rarely do), and I blew my chance. 

Over the next several weeks, when opportunity allowed, I would reach out to Mr. and Mrs. X to see of they were heading to 15th Ave.  Our schedules never meshed. That was until last Friday night.

I sent a quick e-mail out on a whim as I was heading out the door of the Chez Lizardo to Mr. X, just in case... You know, The Good Doctor is a highball glass half-full kind of guy.  As it so happened, Mr. and Mrs. X were on their way to 15th!  The timing finally worked for both the X's and myself (note to self: buy lottery ticket).

The Good Doctor arrived at 15th Ave around 9PM, and was a little alarmed that the lot was only about 1/3 filled (very unusual for a Friday night).  However, that little detail did not deter me from making my evening rounds, and checking in with The X's (who had e-mailed me and told me that they were already there). 

I walked into the spacious theater, and found the X's sitting in the back row of the couples section.  Mrs. X was wearing a pretty blue and white print dress, and looking even more put together than the last time I saw her.  I waited against the back wall of the theater until I was able to make eye contact with Mr. X, and after we did he waved me over and asked if I would like to join them in the couples section.  The Good Doctor took his position as the right bookend, with Mrs. X next to me, and Mr. X on the left. Mrs. X was looking good, and her perfume was very nice.  The stage was set, the orchestra was cued, and the only question was when and where this arrangement would be played.

For the first 10 minutes or so, we got comfortable by acting more like the 3 hosts of Mystery Science Theater 3000, commenting on the porn on the big clear screen of 15th Avenue (for the record, each "actress" looked like they would have much rather have been in the Turkish prison in Midnight Express than enduring the anal sex in the video. This detail was the theme of our film criticism).  Our conversation let Mrs. X  relax a bit with me next to her, and give us time to figure out how and where I could express my gratitude for their visit to 15th Ave.

While Mr. X was rubbing the neck of Mrs. X, The Good Doctor started rubbing the inside of Mrs. X's thigh.  Her smooth skin was silky, and as I ran my hand up further I encountered the silkiness of her panties, which were now wet.  Around this point Mr. X excused himself, leaving your white-suited friend alone with Mrs. X.  I slipped my fingers inside her panties, and found her smooth pussy wet with anticipation.  I rubbed her hard clit, and she ground into my hand with her hips...Her moaning was getting louder, and that must have functioned as some sort of "call to arms", as I looked up and found ourselves surrounded behind us by the penis gallery. 

A quick aside... When I am either escorting a woman, or joining a couple in an adult theater, I will be an alpha male (AKA kind of a prick). I am there to protect the woman first, and if the guys get grabby without a invite, that guy (or those guys) will be addressed directly by me.

Well, The Good Doctor had to scold two guys at this juncture to "back off". Luckily for everyone, they did and let us re-focus ourselves on the situation. That was the last time there was any issue that evening.  Also at this time, Mr. X returned to his seat, and with a plan.

Mrs. X had her first orgasm in the theater, as I was finger fucking her tight pussy while telling her very dirty things I wanted to do to her in private.  Her sighs and moans filled the theater until she came all over my fingers and hand.  After a few moments I went back in for an encore, with a similiar conclusion. When she regained her composure, she and Mr. X conferred, and Mrs. X hasked me if I would like to go for a walk.  I knew this was the invite back to the Spa Area at 15th and into a private room.  And, I might add, it was an excellent idea.

When the door closed behind us, Mrs. X and I embraced. Her deep kisses were soft, and her tongue was probing and swirling (as was my head at that point).  Mr. X adjusted the lighting in the room (yes, the rooms have dimmer switches), and it was go time.  I helped Mrs. X off her with blue and white panties (that closely matched her dress), and laid her down on the padded bench.  After feeling how wet her pussy was in the theater, I could not wait to taste her. 

Ladies and gentlemen of this thing of ours, her wet pussy was a taste treat not to be missed.  I wrapped my arms around her well shaped thighs, and licked and sucked her to several intense orgasms.  Her screams and moans were loud (love that btw), especially within the tiled walls of the private room.  It was also during this time I detected the light level in the room was changing, but I paid it no mind. I was very busy, and was entranced with licking Mrs. X's pussy until she was begging to be fucked.

I pulled her up, helped her off with her pretty dress, and stripped down myself.  She then lowered her head to take me into her mouth.  The soft mouth that I was kissing earlier was now devouring my hard cock.  This was not a dainty BJ folks...This was the kind of blow job that was intense, as in letting me fuck her mouth before fucking her proper.

Also, the room seemed a little darker than before, but I thought Mr. X made the adjustment. I paid it no mind (again). I then laid Mrs. X back down, and slipped my now-covered cock into her tight, wet pussy.  She moaned louded when I slipped all the way in, and followed that up by begging me to fuck her. It wasn't long before the next series of orgasms started, and I felt her pussy clench around my cock as she came...HARD. 

This repeated itself a few more times, as the intensity ratcheted up.  It went to a new level as I lowered my mouth onto her hard nipple as I fucked her. The sex was getting more intense, and her screams louder.  Then something caught my eye...The light level in the rooom got very bright.  I looked up at just the moment when the lights went off completely.

My first thought was "Is this how a stroke starts?".  Maybe my rods and cones were short circuiting, and I was in the process of checking out.

At an adult theater.

I looked over at Mr. X, so see if he was working the lighting board at this concert.  Bad news.  He was sitting in the corner of the opposite wall, enjoying the show being presented. What does one do in this situation?

Stay the course my friends.  If I was going to go out, what better way? 

I turned Mrs. X around and on her hands and knees for a little doggie style.  Mrs. X has a great ass, and it was a wonderful sight seeing it bounce against my hard cock.  There also may have been some light spanking involved (I will neither confirm nor deny this rumor). We were both covered in sex-sweat, and I was at a point where I had to finish (either orgasm or stroke out, whichever came first). 

(By the way, the lights were still ranging from dim to bright at irregular intervals..still)

It was then when I asked Mrs. X where she would like me to cum.  Her answer was music to my large Mediterrean ears: "Anywhere you like". My answer was short and sweet...

Mrs. X knelt down, and she began more her of intense yet soft sucking of my throbbing cock.  At the moment of truth (and with the lights still having a mind of their own), I came heavily all over her pretty face.  The well put together Mrs. X's face was dripping... And smiling.

Mrs. X then spun around and took Mr. X into her mouth and gave him an equally intense BJ, and he came into her mouth a short time later.  Mrs. X looked very satisified indeed.

I dressed, gave Mrs. X a hug and kiss, & thanked Mr. X for his hospitality and generosity.  I ducked out to the exceptionally nice mens room in the Spa Area, cleaned up, and got ready to leave the building.  I spotted Mr. X alone in the bleacher area/TV room, and asked him what was up.  He said that Mrs. X wanted to take a nap, so he locked her into the room and gave her some privacy. 

As I walked out, I noticed a crowd of guys in the locker room area.  I poked my head into the area, and saw a young, thin woman, mid-20's, just toweling off after some time in the sauna or the shower room.  I'm not sure if she was busy or not, but she had quite the group of admirers.

I jumped back into the Lizardo 3000, thankful for a great time with Mr. and Mrs. X, and also grateful I was not experiencing a stroke...

In an adult theater.

Thanks,
Doc

Flash Report: The Editor Returns - Cinema 16 in Waterloo, IA

Doc here with the return of regular contributor, The Editor. The Editor just filed a Flash Report on Cinema 16 in Waterloo, IA, and it sounds very promising! Don't believe me?  Then check out The Editor's Flash Report

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 Hello Doc,

There is a small theater in an ABS in downtown Waterloo, Iowa: Cinema 16, at 315 East 4th Street.  

This is a smaller town, not Portland, so action of any kind is good.  There are 1-3 couples on weekends.  There is a couples only area with couches, but that requires notifying the clerk to inform the gallery to respect the line of demarcation.  A separate small room shows gay films.  The projector is rated "good" quality, in case you care.

Over the holiday, a long time theater play couple from MN was in and provided good entertainment for the gallery.  Lots of participation encouraged. I'm not a real regular there, so can't say how much activity there is, but I would rate it at a few couples a week.  Dropping in for an hour isn't likely to catch anything. 

The Editor

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Doc here again... I did some digging around on Cinema 16, and this place looks like it some possibilities.  They even have a primitive web site HERE. And 1-3 couples on a weekend night for a small theater isn't bad at all.

Thanks again to The Editor... Word has it he will be moving towards another adult theater this coming weekend.  Hopefully this will mean another report is in the works!

Thanks,
Doc

Flash Report: Brent Reports On Labor Day Weekend @ The Paris Theatre in Portland

Doc here with a treat for you... Anytime Brent from Portland puts pen to paper, it's going to be a good day.  And today is one of those days...

Brent is the gold standard of adult theater reporters, and this report showcases his talent.  The picture he paints within The Paris Theatre takes us there, and makes us want to go there.  That's what makes his reports THAT good.

So without further ado, here is Brent's latest from The Rose City...

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This Episode: "3 Classy Blondes Walk Into A Theater"

Doc,

I lost the following piece two times on my computer today, and had to rewrite it each time. I was going to include my Labor Day Weekend report but that will come later, hopefully tomorrow.

There has been a lot of action at The Paris Theater in Portland, Oregon recently. I've been there for some of it and I always try to remember as much as I can. As I get older I fear Alzheimer's and other similar diseases. Little things I forget for no reason, bother me. (" I just had that. Where did it go?") and I note that people with much more active and mentally stimulating lives have fallen victim to the disease. Getting old sucks, but getting sucked never gets old. As long as, I remember that I forgot, I'll be okay. As soon as I no longer remember that I forgot, I'm doomed.

Enough with the philosophical conundrums. The Paris Theater is not a study hall, although there is more undivided attention there then your typical study hall. Usually this attention is focused on a lady who is engaged in some sort of sexual activity in front of an attentive, dick-waggling student body.

On Friday, August 26, 2011, two young ladies came in to The Paris. They had dark hair , were good looking, wore jeans and tank tops and had tattoos. There weren't that many guys there but there were enough that it caused the girls to giggle at being stared at.  They held each other close like they were about to make out but they didn't.  I'm not sure if they had come to play, then chickened out or if they just wanted to tease a little. In any event, they left without doing anything.

Things got better after that. Two BBWs were in and out all evening. They were sexy and not shy about it. (cue the theme music to "Uncle Buck", please) At one time there were five couples playing in The Oasis, including these two and it was quite a sight.

The Real
Carly Simon

The lady that I think looks like Carly Simon has visited The Paris a number of times, recently. She is one sizzling number with gams sexier than Betty Grable in her prime. This hot tomato still has a lot of sexual adventures in her and theater sex is just one of them. She also likes to flash her legs and pussy in bars - she used to do that all the time inside the saloon next door to The Jefferson Theater. I think (hope) that she wants to start sucking and fucking all the boys in the theater, but hasn't quite gotten there yet. If and when she does, it will be great moment in theater sex history.

The other night (September 3), she and her man got naked and fucked in The Oasis. They put on a great show and he thanked us for watching. The week before that she jacked off a number of guys on The Arena Table and let them come on her tits, thighs and outer pussy lips . She was completely naked and her beautiful skin was slick and shiny. Her husband thanked the crowd for being gentlemen and allowing her time to enjoy herself.

The Real Shirley Jones

There wasn't much hard core play at The Paris on Friday August 26, 2011, but there were a lot of great shows. Like the three classy blondes. They came in at different times and each one was classy in a different way. One was a Shirley Jones type, naked except for white lingerie. I'm not sure which particular night she and her man were there. I think it may have been Saturday, August 27.

She was a little shy at first. I think It was her first time in an adult theater. She had a great body and was very turned on. She and her man made out, she sucked his dick and he ate her pussy. Then he fucked her on the bench and guys reached in to play with her They invited one young guy into The Oasis and she made out with him and played with his dick. Then she bent over with her ass towards us and her man fucked her from behind while she sucked the other guy's dick. She thanked us for helping her enjoy herself when she left. She had that " I just did a very daring thing in an adult theater" look on her face when she and her man walked out of The Paris.

The "Real"
Betty Draper

The next classy blond was a January Jones, Betty Draper look-a-like. She and her man, a Sean Connery type,  were at The Paris on  two consecutive nights and stayed for quite a while each night. She was dressed in a black dress with white pearls , black thigh high stockings and no under wear. They played when other couples played and sat and caressed each other when they were the only couple there.

She was very passionate, kissing him with open mouth, sucking his cock and moving her thick blond hair to the side so we could see her beautiful cool elegant face while she went down on him. She had a great pair of all woman breasts with rock hard nipples and she would lift them up and gently play with them while her husband fingered her tingling vagina. Her sexy thighs were spread wide. He took his hand and shoved it in and out of her soaking wet pussy and it sounded like a dog lapping water from a bowl. Her cunt was beautiful, a woman's cunt, between two strong thighs ready to squeeze the juices out of a number of cocks, at least one can hope; perhaps during a future visit? When she went down on him, he would pull her dress up so that we could see her sexy ass and stocking ed legs.

Of the three blonds, she was my favorite because she reminded me of an imaginary time in America (1969-1981) when all things sexual were possible, including instant unwrapped sex with elegant, upper middle class country club women inside first run Pussycat style adult theaters.

The Real Wet
Cameron Diaz

The third classy blond was a Carmen Diaz type who came in late and played with a few of the women that were in the couples section. She was in great shape with a solid body and she was as nasty as they come. She started off by getting naked and fucking next to another lady who was also getting fucked. I thought that these two couples would hook up but, for some reason, they didn't.

Instead, Carmen turned her attention to the couple on the other side of her. The lady of this couple looked like Rachael Ray and was just as sexually adventurous as "Mary". It was only natural that the four of them would get together. It was a two way, three way and four way  sexual orgy. Carmen ( Mary) was the center of attention. She was getting fucked and sucked by all the participants and was doing the same in return. Everybody was doing everything to everybody, basically. It was great theater sex viewing, reminiscent of the glory days at The Old Jefferson Theater. 

One of the BBWs from earlier in the evening returned and she and her man joined in for a little while so now it was a 6 way cluster fuck. Shortly afterwards, things cooled down  and the blond got dressed and left.

There was other action that Friday night. I remember a thin ballerina type, got naked and fucked her man. She had a thin sexy body with small breasts and it was fun to watch her play. There were other couples but not all of them played. Still, it was a good evening for "this thing of ours", especially if you like to watch.

Right now, it's Monday, Labor Day and I've already seen an orange flag and a red flag pop up meaning maybe more action at The Paris. I will go down there and check it out.

Signing off for now. Its been a good Labor Day theater sex weekend so far and tonight just might be a final fun blast for the summer.

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Thank you Brent for all you do for this thing of ours.

Doc

Flash Report: Liz @ 15th Ave in Melrose Park on 9/3/11

Doc here with a great report from that "new to the scene but couldn't tell by her actions" naughty girl, Liz.  Liz has taken quite the liking to 15th Ave Adult Books & Theater in Melrose Park, IL.  So much so that she turned that place on it's ear Saturday night.

Here is her report, in her words...

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Hi Doc,

Wanted to give you a report on an incredible Saturday night at 15th. My play partner and I decided early in week we were going to try a Saturday night for a change. We connected with another couple who planned on meeting us there but in the end became just her.  No disappointment on my end or his on that last minute change.

He arrived early, and found one of our good friends "f" there as he was leaving.  "f" was told not to leave because there was a treat arriving shortly with Liz.  When I got there our girl "T" was talking to my man and "F" met me as I parked.  We all introduced ourselves and made our way in, took care of admission and I proceeded to show her around.  We went back into spa and our private room there were several men waiting around and were happy to see some women arrive.

Well, small talk in room in getting to know her comfort level and her boundaries so "F" could assist her.  Entered the theater and went to couples section, were I whispered give it 2 minutes and all those men in spa will be here.  Sure enough BAM! the place was filled.  Knowing it was her first time we positioned the men on the outside and her and I next to each other.  Shortly after some touching of each other I took initiative in play and sucked my man, & it didn't take "F" long and they duplicated scene. 

While we women were taking care of our partners, I started playing with her pussy, indicating it was all good.  Soon I had my top off, as did she, our skirts were up to reveal our wetness and all sorts of sucking was going on. I stopped and stroked my man, and she did same, while we did some serious kissing and fondling of each other.  Before I know it "F" has her skirt up taking her deeply from behind, we are kissing, & she is stroking my man.  She then starts sucking him, I am playing with her great tits and rubbing her as she is being pounded.

Our men take a step back and I notice she is now on to several other men, sucking nicely some cocks while getting them to express their appreciation. Not up be out done, I proceed to do the same.  I say between two of us and not counting partners there were 8 happy men.

We leave and go shower off and breathe.  While in shower, "T" and I decide neither of us can reach those special spots alone and help lather each other up.  Kissing and lathering each other, we can see men have packed the shower room and have crammed locker room. 

So we finally rinse off and think about going into steam room, I open door and decide it's too hot for me. However, "T" is the eager beaver and goes in with 4 men not including "f". I decide with my man to go to room for some down time.  Not long "T" & "F" come back to room hot and satisfied.  "T" and I start sucking our men, and I stop and decide I was going to eat her nicely waxed wet pussy while she takes over on my man. 

She is tasting so sweet and getting so wet, "F" starts to fuck her and my face is still there licking her as his huge cock is going deep.  He is pounding that wetness and my face still buried deep while she is sucking my man and making sooo many moans.  She cums intensely and I decide I need air, so I go outside with my partner and leave the two of them.

Early after leaving the theater I noticed that the room next to ours had a couple. Well now there were two couples entertaining with the door open.  The area was packed with men wanting to watch their action and by sounds of women in there everyone was having a good time!  I have to give my hats off to the two of them because it was pleasure time in that room for a long time.

Upon returning from outside we got back to our room and the two of them must have been at it the whole time.  We suggested we go to the TV room in our towels.

My man, "T" and myself go to the TV area for some air and after not long, a gentleman I have entertained previously came in and went right to work at giving me a back rub (which men if you don't know by now sure way to a woman's pussy!!!  Trust me!)

I whisper I want his cock, knowing was a magnificent one it is.  He quickly obliges and I work it like my life depended on it. I look over and "T" has graciously jumped right in on making sure my man is not left out.  Soon the cock I am handling lets it go shoot onto my tits.....Needing a quick shower, I leave, and try to shower only to be greater by 2 men desperately wanting attention. Never to turn down a smooth line, I take care of business.  When I return my partner is eating "T" while she is having her faced stroked by another man.  And there are about 8 men all watching.
 
I sit away from the action enjoying the scene and chit chatting with others.  Finally our good friend "b" shows up.  I love "b"s enthusiasm for helping a woman in need, or in this case mid-orgasm.  He quickly steps in for my man and " T" goes right to work on him.  By this time there are probably 15 or so people in area.

Soon we tell then let's go to room, trying to make our way through throngs of men still lined up for our new neighbors. We go back to room and all get busy pleasing each other in several positions and partners......

We take a break outside and go into theater where we find another couple having some serious fun.  One woman is getting pounded from behind while sucking on another woman's tits. We once again sit in couples section and watching this is turning "T" and I on so we start rubbing and fingering each other.  Soon our tops go down and according to "B", the man pounding his woman eyes popped out when he saw my tits come out. At that point he kept a good eye on my tits! I tell "B" to eat "t" and he gets in position.  With me sucking on her tit and rubbing her, she is getting very excited.  Short time later, she and the woman in front of us make it known that they have been satisfied. I get up and notice the man I pleased in TV room and a couple a few rows ahead.  I go up from behind and rub her tits while he fingers her.  She cums nicely!

The 5 of us go back to our room where it was multi-play and cumming.

Our night comes to an end 4.5 hours later.  It was a busy night for everyone and a great night with some good friends.  I have decided major action on a Saturday.  Hoping schedules work out for this weekend.  It should be busy as it is free to couples, single women and CD-TVs. 

Liz

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Liz is becoming quite the force of nature in this thing of ours... When The Good Doctor was talking with one of the regulars at 15th on Friday night, he mentioned Liz and had a huge grin on his face while talking about her.  Word of mouth travels fast at 15th Ave, and Liz is on the tip of most tongues.

Thanks again to Liz for a HOT report on her Saturday evening... I wonder what is next for her?

Thanks,
Doc