Flash Report! Abe Lincoln and Mary Todd Visit The Chelsea Adult Theater in Quincy, IL (w/PIC!)

Doc here with a brand new Flash Report from good ol' 16 himself, Abe Libcoln.  Looks like Abe and his best gal, Mary Todd, hit the Chelsea Adult Theater in Quincy, IL (address info located in the Dr. Emilio's Adult Theater Database) and have a tale to tell.

So sit back, split a few logs, and enjoy Honest Abe's Flash Report.

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Hey Doc!

It turned out that "Mary Todd" and I got to go to the Chelsea Theater sooner than I thought.

For those who haven't read my previous report on Deja Vu (link HERE), she is a 28 year old BBW who is a total freak when it comes to sex. I, being a 44 year old "dirty old man", do my best to keep up with her.

We left my hometown early Saturday morning to catch a football game in Camp Point, IL. She told me that after the game, she wanted to do some shopping in Quincy. I told her we could, but only if we went to the Chelsea as well. She was all for that. I had her throw a skirt in her bag to change into after the game.

We stopped on the way to Quincy so she could change. She came out wearing just the skirt and a sweater nothing underneath. I took full advantage of her skirt, reaching over to stroke her bald pussy while we drove from place to place, getting her wetter and wetter.

Once she had gotten everything she wanted, we headed for the Chelsea. Arriving about six that evening, we browsed the store for a while and had some of the fine toys demo'd by a very friendly saleslady. We chose a few items for our "toy box" at home, as well as a small tube of lube.
After we paid, we headed to the booth area, as the clerk was nice enough to inform us there was no one in the theater. There are 5 or 6 booths, with glory holes between each pair as far as I could tell.
I led Mary Todd to a booth next to one that showed the "occupied" light. She wasted no time getting on her knees in front of the hole, and was quickly rewarded with a cock coming through. I watched her suck for a few minutes, then got behind her and lifted her skirt. Inserting two fingers, I banged her hard and fast, while rubbing her clit at the same time. The guy she was sucking blew a load, drenching her face, as she had just pulled back to catch her breath.

I continued finger-fucking her  while she waited for the next cock to come through the hole. Once another guy came in the booth, he was quick to check out the action, and then slip his cock in for her to pleasure. While she was blowing the second cock of the night, I broke open the lube we bought and greased her asshole. I got her stretched out with three fingers in her ass, then replaced them with my cock while I rubbed her clit again.

She was moaning and writhing  as I fucked her hard in the ass with an anonymous man filling her mouth. I reached under her to pinch her nipples just the way she likes as she squealed around the cock in her mouth, orgasming for the first time that day. The guy on the other side of the wall  reacted by cumming deep in her throat, then pulling out and quickly leaving.

The Real Mary Todd

I slowed down my thrusting in her ass, and just held my cock in her as the door swung closed. Apparently, word was out and someone else was in the booth as soon as the second guy left. This guy was a true minute man. He no sooner put his dick in the hole and she gave it a preliminary lick, than he began shooting it all over, coating her mouth, lower jaw and sweater. He was back out in under a minute. and someone else took his place.

This one was a decent sized cock, and she went to town on it as I picked up my pace, reaming out her sweet asshole. This guy was a face fucker, as he kept pulling out, and thrusting back in. I did my part by holding Mary Todd's hair, keeping her head firmly in place against the glory hole. I was blasting my cock in her ass, telling her what a dirty slut she was as she began coughing and gagging on the load from the guy on t he other side of the wall.

Being a nice guy, I let her loose so she could catch her breath. We both took a minute to gather our thoughts, and decided her job here was done.

We got as presentable as possible and headed out. I was outside the building when I thought about trying to get a picture of the place to include in the report, but alas, it was not to be, as it was too dark by then, I hope I can make it up to you, Doc, as well as your faithful followers by instead including a picture of Mary Todd's monster tits.

Yours,
Abe

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Doc here again... Looks like Abe has a live one on his hands with Mary Todd. This also is yet another positive review for the Chelsea Theater in Quincy, IL. I have it marked down on my bucket list, and hopefully sometime in the near future I can make a House Call to this couples friendly establishment.

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Doc

Flash Report! The Blue Hornet Reports On Personal Preferences in Mesa, AZ

Doc here with an outstanding Flash Report from the land of Old Marine Corps Guy (AKA Arizona).  Regular contributor The Blue Hornet has filed a detailed packed report from Personal Preference in Mesa, and I think you will like what he has to offer us in his article.

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Hello Doc,

I just returned from a trip to beautiful AZ, and for the first time in many years, had a great experience to share with you and our group.

On Saturday evening, Oct. 30th, I visited Personal Preference (details located in the Dr. Emilio's Adult Theater Database), in Mesa, AZ. When I went into the double theater areas, there was approximately 10 guys in the theaters, some of which were naked, and stroking to the extra sexy movies being shown. Almost everyone had their cocks out, and as soon as I sat down, one young man sat next to me, reaching over to touch my crotch, but I gave him the "no" head shake quickly.

About 20 minutes later, a couple came into the theater #2.  I offered my seat on the love seat, but the gent said thank you, we want to stand for now. His lady was very attractive, brown hair, tight blue jeans, tight top, and was wearing boots that reached just below her knees. I would guess she was in her late 30"s or perhaps early 40"s. Her man appeared to be in the same age bracket.

The lady seemed shy at first, but after they stood along the wall, and hugged, and kissed for a good 10 minutes or so, she became more excited to be in a setting with great porn being shown, and hard cocks everywhere. Her body was built for fucking. Big tits, cute face, large round ass, and firm, toned, legs. Very hot!

A group of 4-5 guys gathered around the couple and gently started to touch the woman's ass, tits, legs, etc, through her clothing, while she kissed her man. Slowly, her clothes started to be removed, with her tits now exposed, and her jeans opened up, but still on her body, down around her knees. Multiple guys were now touching her, sucking her tits, fingering her wet pussy, rubbing her ass, and whispering hot comments into her ears.

I managed to reach in through the crowd to put a finger into her pussy, and wow, it was soaked with juice. I pulled my finger out, and took a quick smell of her wetness, and it was a sweet, very clean fragrance. A huge turn on for sure. Her man was very happy to let his woman get so much attention. He then lead her to the sofa in front of the theater, and proceeded to remove all of her clothes, and boots, while just leaving her socks on.

Then the magic words were uttered: "Anyone want to cum on her tits". Quickly, 3 guys started stroking their hard cocks, and the first guy shot a load near the top of her pussy lips, followed by 2 other men unloading on to her breast areas. One guy, who was completely nude, got down on his knees and started eating pussy like a wolf. He brought her to a loud orgasm after about 10 minutes of continuous clit licking.

At this point, her man, put on a show of strong fucking. He entered her pussy, and fucked her so hard, you could hear the pounding, and wetness of a soaked cunt being fucked, all over the theater area. The show was outstanding, the couple was friendly, and the guys were gents all the way through.

Yours truly had to depart at this point for a date I had scheduled. This entire event certainly provided me with all of the sexual energy I needed, for a long evening of lovemaking. The Arizona skies were brightly shining over this Halloween weekend. Bravo to the guys, and the couple at Personal Preference in Mesa, AZ.

Doc, I am sorry I forgot to take my camera, but will try again to get a shot of the outside of PP. It is a fairly small ABS, with an arcade, and 2 small theaters that have leather sofas and love seats.

I hope you enjoy this report.

Your paisano,
The Blue Hornet

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Doc here again... Thanks to The Blue Hornet for a great report from Mesa... Old Marine Corps Guy has often mentioned that PP may be the best couples friendly adult theater/ABS in his neck of the woods.  With a report like this one, I can see why.  Great job sir!

Do you have an adult theater report, just like our blue suited superhero friend The Blue Hornet?  Just e-mail Charles Xavier The Good Doctor at emiliolizardo1@gmail.com. I will edit, format, and drop in a photo or two for you... You get the byline and the glory.

Thanks,
Doc

Flash Report! A Very Special BONUS floyd Report From The Paris Theatre in Portland, OR

Doc here with an outstanding bonus Flash Report from our good friend and senior reporter, floyd.

The daytime action at The Paris Theatre in Portland, OR is getting stronger and stronger, and our man on the scene was there, notebook in hand, and here are the fruits of his labors.

Take it away, floyd!

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Bonus Report! More Daytime Action at the Paris Theater in Portland

Last Thursday just after noon, as I was finishing my previous report, “The floyd Is Back In Town – Part II”, yet another daytime Red Flag flew, indicating that a couple had just entered the theater.  I signed my report and emailed it off to the Good Doctor, then made my way to the streetcar for yet another trip to the Paris Theater.  But this time theater sex was not in the cards.  Even though I was in the theater less than 15 minutes after the Red Flag alert,there was no sign of a couple anywhere, and only two or three guys in the whole place.

Definitely “tourists” who stop in for a few minutes and split. I had plenty to do back at the office, so I headed back to work, keeping my ticket of course, which is good for twelve hours of in and out admission.  Another great feature of the customer-friendly Paris!

Paris Theatre
Portland, OR

Later in the day I had to take some work stuff downtown to a hotel that is just blocks from the Paris, and even though I hadn’t seen any flags I thought, ‘What the hell, I’ve got a paid ticket, ” and stopped back in.  It was deathly slow, with a couple of guys in the small gay theater on the side of the main theater area and a couple of guys seated around watching the movie.  I sat and watched for about 20 minutes,then got ready to head back to work. I heard the signal that someone was coming in the front door just as I was leaving. 

I opened the inner door leading to the vestibule where the ticket window is located, and saw a couple paying their admission.  She was tall and thin with very short blond hair in a stylish cut.  She looked a bit like a middle-aged Audrey Hepburn.  He was tall too,and well-dressed in dark slacks and a light-colored dress shirt.  Needless to say, this reporter was back in the theater before they had even finished paying!

They entered the theater, went straight to the railing-enclosed couples area at the very back of the theater, and sat together in the middle of the back cushioned bench.  I could hear them talking quite clearly.  He was explaining all the different areas of the Paris: the Bedroom, the Couples Annex, the Gay Theater, the Exam Table, and of course the Arena Bed. He was also telling her about some of the theater sex he had witnessed,and this went on for long enough that I feared she was also a “tourist” who was just there for a tour.  Happily,that did not turn out to be the case.

Soon her leg was thrown across his lap and they were making out energetically.  Up came her sheer top, exposing a delightful looking pair of very tiny breasts.  After kissing her nipples and more making out, snaps were undone and his hand was down the front of her jeans.  This got her very hot, and she lay back on the bench writhing in pleasure as he continued to alternate kissing her lips and her nips. After a very long 15 minutes of this, her jeans came down to her ankle sand he spread her legs, continuing the fingering of her pussy.  As she got more turned on, he eventually lowered his head between her thighs and began to eat her out.  At this point she was moaning softly and arching her hips to meet his tongue.

This continued for quite a while, as he alternately licked her pussy, kissed her tits, and made out with her.  He had completely removed her boots and jeans, so she was clad only in the sheer top pulled up to her neck and her socks.  While titty-kissing and making out, he constantly had a finger going on the pussy, and she was having little orgasms every couple of minutes.  Just when floyd and the rest of the watchers were thinking this would go on indefinitely,she worked up into a truly massive orgasm, with loud screams, arched back, and waving arms and legs.  A truly beautiful theater sex moment!

After she calmed down a bit, they began more kissing and making out, which again continued for quite a while.  I am pretty sure every guy watching was beaming the same unspoken thought to the guy: “Go ahead and fuck her, already!”

After at least 15 minutes of this, she stood up, giving us an amazing view of her terrifically proportioned ass.  He shed his slacks and boxers and lay on his back on the bench, and she knelt between his legs and took his cock in her mouth, jacking him slowly as she sucked.  This was great to watch as we could see everything perfectly, and several spectators were now vigorously jacking at the railing. It certainly appeared that she was going to hop on at any moment and ride him cowgirl-style,  but alas, it was not to be.  It may have been stage fright on his part, although it appeared to this reporter that he was pretty hard. 

After a ten-minute BJ, she lay on top of him with her legs splayed, giving us an incredible look at her ass and back-end pussy. They continued to make out for another ten minutes, then dressed quickly and left holding hands and smiling.

A great daytime episode featuring a classy, well-dressed, extremely affectionate and passionate couple.   Working near downtown Portland has its benefits!

Cheers!
floyd

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Thanks again to floyd for yet another outstanding daytime Flash Report from the Paris Theatre in Portland.  I get asked the question a few times a week "If you had to go one adult theater in the country, which one would you go to?", and I'd be hard pressed not to say The Paris.  If you have never been there, you need to.  It is truly unique, and should be on everyone's bucket list.

Do you have an adult theater report?  Good, because I need them... Just e-mail your report to Fire Marshall Bill The Good Doctor at emiliolizardo1@gmail.com. I will edit, polish, and format your report... You get the byline and the glory.

What are you waiting for?

Thanks,
Doc

Field Report: Knight Reports On Pembroke Adult Books in Bethlehem, PA

Doc here with a Field Report from regular contributor Knight on Pembroke Adult Books in Bethlehem, PA.  This is another theater/ABS I have heard nothing about, so this report is very enlightening.

Here is Knight and his review of Pembroke Adult Books...

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Field Report:
Pembroke Adult Books, 1162 Pembroke Rd, Bethlehem, PA 18017

The place is called Pembroke because it's on Pembroke ave just outside of Bethleham Pa about one mile north from the Sands Casino (across the bridge and up Stefko then right on Pembroke). The place is also called The Green Door because it has a green door for entry. The building is a one story brick with a flat roof. There are NO markings or signage at all. It's about 1/4 mile up the hill on the right once you turn on to Pembroke from Stefko, there is an empty lot to the right of it with a chain link fence surrounding it. You pay $12 for entry.

The place is very clean with 2 large theaters (one gay porn and one straight porn) with stadium seats and a bench in the back. There are 2 semi private rooms with doors that can lock that show bisexual porn, these have long carpeted benches and are great for gang bangs. The whole left wall opposite of the theaters is private booths with glory holes showing both gay and straight.

I searched SLS (swinglifestyle) before I arrived and messaged a few possible single females and told them my plan and asked if they'd like to join me. I am somewhat imposing and said that this would be a chance for them to be in a highly sexually charged, multiple male atmosphere and be totally safe (provided they trusted me!..haha). I found a 21year old bisexual half black/Hispanic coed with a booty that ... well, I know you're imagining something right now.. so yeah, like that.. but tighter and rounder.

I told her that we would meet at a public place first so she could be sure I wasn't a creeper... but I got her so hot with so many emails and pictures leading up to the visit that she told me to just pick her up at her place because she was sooo horny. I said I was gonna check to see just how excited she was even before we said a single word. I pulled up in front of her apt bldg and texted her that I was there...

She came out wearing a tight blue dress that showed all of her curves... She sat in the car and smiled at me. Without a word I leaned over and kissed her while I pushed my hand up under her skirt. I quickly realized how excited she was. Have you ever dipped your fingers into a full can of cling peaches in heavy syrup?...

While we drove to the theater, she informed me that she was a squirter... big time. I said that that was fine because they had tile floors. When we got there we were met by about 10 guys roaming the theater... Some were definitely there for men but at least 5 were straight and followed us wherever we went.

She wanted some alone time with me first so we went into one of the rooms where the door locks. She started by sucking my cock and almost deep-throated the whole thing... she liked it rough. I was fingering her while she sucked me and felt that she was nearing her first orgasm so I sped up my fingering.. she EXPLODED a stream of cum (probably a half cup) onto the floor and wall. I turned her around, covered up and did her doggy to her next orgasm which splattered my thighs.

We then went into the open theater and took a spot in the front row. We had 5 or 6 guys in tow. The movies are shown on large televisions so there was good light in the front. She spread her legs over the seats to the left and right of her so everyone got a good view. I had her suck me then I mounted her and fucked her very hard.. Just as I sensed her ready to orgasm.. I pulled out and finished her with my fingers.. she splattered the shoes of one of the guys who was standing close. They all were mesmerized.

I told her she could pick who she wanted to suck or jack off. She picked 3 guys. One came at her from the side to her mouth while the others stood in the row behind her while she jacked their cocks off. I was in front fucking her. I told the guys that we needed to get her back for making a mess. Within a few minutes her hands and mouth were full of cum.

I recommend this place if you're in the area. The hours are usually 10am to 11pm and I'm told that weekends bring a lot of couples.

Knight

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Doc here again... Sounds like our friend Knight managed the situation well, between the hot girl, controlling the guys, and the clean-up in aisle 4.  Excellent job sir, and we are standing by on your Tampa trip report.

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Thanks,
Doc

Dark Angel Diaries: Theater X in Hawthorne, FL from 10/29/11

Doc here with the next installment of Darkangel Digest. This week, they visit Theater X, one of the regular stops on JaxBchBum's paper route. 

So sit back, and enjoy Darkangel's report from this past weekend...

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Hubby and I arrived at Theater X, 6802 NE US Highway 301 Hawthorne FL around 8:30PM Saturday October 29th.  The parking lot was full as was the theater - all couches taken except one in front. As we walked up. we noticed two couples sitting along the back row. One was a brunette (Valerie Bertinelli look-a-like). Her and hubby looked to be in late 40s and she had nice C titties.  Couldn't see her kitty, as she was wearing a long lightweight skirt, The other couple (a blonde and her hubby) looked to be in their 60s.

Theater X, Hawthorne, FL
(more details in the Dr. Emilio Adult Theater Database)

After M and I took our seats, we turned around to check things out. There where six men standing around “ Valerie” and her hubby was standing and she was sucking his cock. The men were half circled around them watching and stroking their cocks, and it turned me on!

M pulled my tank top down to expose my titties and started playing with my nipples. Everyone heard the door open (signaling someone was coming in), and we all dispersed and covered up. It just an older man on a scooter. He sat towards the front on a side chair, and after just a minute everyone started playing again. A man left the alcove seat to come sit in a chair next to us, so I lowered my top & M started playing again.

Then M asked me if I would want to move back to the alcove row, so we did as to get a better view of the couples playing. A man came and sat on the couch next to us (at my side) to get a better look at M sucking my nipples. The couples were enjoying activities alone with their own partners, and the singles were watching whomever interested them. We all were just enjoying what we were doing (we'll call first guy Al). Al came and sat in the alcove chairs again. He asked if he had bothered us by sitting next to us, and M told him no and explained why we moved was to better our view of the couples.

The Real Darkangel

Shortly after M invited the man on the couch, next to my side, (Aisle side ~man 2) to suck & fondle my titties which he was very happy to join in. I enjoy having multiple lips sucking and teasing me. All the while Val and her man were at it hot and heavy going from fingering her to eating her to pulling on her nipples and she was moaning louder all the while. Couple number 2 were playing a little and she did start to suck her man. M was now fingering my wet pussy and man 2 was sucking my nipple and running his hand up my leg to my thigh. An excited shiver ran up my spine as two more of the single men were now standing in front of me and stroking their hard cocks.

We hear a moan from the back row from couple2 as she had drained her husbands cock and they got up and left. Val's man was fingering her and she had a wonderful orgasm with all in the theater hearing her sighs and moans and she again was sucking his cock. It only took a couple of minutes and she received his load in her mouth while not missing a drop. They caught their breath and got up and left.

It was now 10:30 and there were 5 single men, hubby and I left in the theater. Hubby and man2 were playing with my tits and rubbing my clit and lips fingering my wet love hole. I had to have M's cock in my mouth and I sucked him deep and hard until I got my reward and his sweet cum ran down the back of my throat and man2 got a handful of my love juice over his hand. Three of the men shot their loads on the floor. It was now a little after 11,and we still needed to get a room for the night, as it's not often we get to play on weekends. What a night!

Needless to say, of all the weekends he chooses to go play and its the Georgia - Florida game in Gainesville just 12 miles west. Every room in the area is taken and we ended up driving back home 3 ½ hours. We got home a little after 2am worn out but excited that there were other couples in the theater tonite.

JaxBchBum got us hooked into going in hopes of running into couples to play with his wonderful reports. Thanks Jax for the great reports and we will be going back. In fact, on the drive home I asked M if we could return on Sunday as we had saved money by not getting a room and he said "sure". So I drifted off to sleep as he drove home dreaming of fun to cum!!!

Yes we did go back Sunday and found a room that night, so I will be writing another report even more wild than this for Sunday and Monday's visit to Theater X.

Hard Nipple Hugs,
DarkAngel

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Doc here again... Thanks again to Darkangel and hubby for another great report from south of the Mason-Dixon line.  I'm looking forward to their follow-up report from Sunday!

Do you have an adult theater report?  Good, since I don't post cooking recipes, just adult theater reports.  Just send along your report to Duncan Hines The Good Doctor at emiliolizardo1@gmail.com, and your old resort waiter looking friend will edit, format, and drop in a pic or three.  You get the byline, and the glory.

Thanks,
Doc

Spotlight Adult Theater: Cinema L'Amour in Montreal, Quebec

Doc here with a long overdue Spotlight Adult Theater feature here at The Journal, your one stop shop for this thing of ours. One must not forget our civics lesson.

On Sunday 11/6, I received a very nice e-mail from a gentleman by the name of Peter B. He alerted me to an adult theater in  Montreal, Quebec by the name of Cinema l'Amour. 

Here is Peter's e-mail to The Good Doctor:

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Greetings from Canada!

..I thought you should include this gem:

Cinema l'Amour
4015 St-Laurent, Montreal, Quebec

It's one of the worlds best...especially for couples! The owner and staff are courteous and the place is very clean.

Thanks for everything!

_peter

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Doc here again... I have never heard of this theater, so I clicked on the link sent by Peter of the theater's web site. This place sounds and looks terrific!  The Good Doctor did some research on Cinema l'Amour, and here are a few tidbits about the theater:

Cinema l'Amour
Montreal, Quebec

History (Courtesy of the theater's website)
Initially, a combination theater hall/movie house, the CINEMA L'AMOUR started out in 1914 under the name "Le Globe" and has since managed to survive as an independent theater. Located in the heart of Montreal’s Jewish community, "Le Globe" was the main venue for watching Yiddish films during the 1920's and the 30's.

Renamed "The Hollywood" in 1932, the building maintained its reputation as an internationally renowned theater/movie house.

As years passed and the social climate changed and evolved, the decision was made in 1969, to transform "The Hollywood" into "The PussyCat", a cinema featuring strictly explicit, adult-themed movies. The theater is now, since July 1981, known under the name "CINEMA L'AMOUR", and focuses exclusively on adult films.  The cinema has the distinction of being the oldest movie hall of its kind in Montreal, yet the interior design remains virtually unchanged since its opening almost a century ago.  As shown in this photo, the aisles, classic ornamentations, and the horseshoe balcony remain intact.

Exterior Photo

Other Nuggets About Cinema l'Amour

• The theater shows two different XXX movies per week, at specific times. First show starts at 11am, and the last show end sometime around 11pm (or until the last movie finishes).
• The balcony contains a V.I.P couples section, comprising three different viewing levels. Price per couple is $35
• An online article written by www.forgetthebox.net film writer Stephanie Laughlin along with her colleague Jess Klein talks about their experinces inside the Cinema l'Amour. Part 1 is HERE, and Part 2 is HERE. Very interesting stuff from two adult theater virgins, and they got an eyefull the night they attended.
• The website for the Cinema l'Amour is HERE.
• Cinema information has been added to the Dr. Emilio Adult Theater Database HERE.

So there you have it...The Spotlight Adult Theater for November.  I hope you took good notes, since there will be quiz in the morning.

Thanks,
Doc

Special Report! A Message From The Front Lines

Special News Bulletin From The Paris Theatre

Friday 10:18PM PST

floyd, Senior Reporter for The Journal

Call it an extraordinary alignment of the planets, a once in a lifetime occurrence, or an episode of incredible synergy. Tonight at the world-famous Paris Theatre in Portland, Oregon, Bob In Biloxi, Brent (the Poet Laureate of this thing of ours), and your humble Senior Correspondent, floyd, were indeed sitting shoulder-to-shoulder on the right hand side of the Theater at 9:30 pm PST, Friday 11/4/11, sharing tales of theater sex. 

If the assembled faithful could only have known of the aggregate literary firepower of these three, measured surely in tera-watts, they would have wept openly.

Cheers!

floyd

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Doc here... I am dabbing my eyes at the moment.  It was a mini-conference, or possibly a break-out session for The Journal's Southeast and Northwest news bureaus. 3 Senior Reporters in one theater is a seismic event. Want proof?

What happened in Oklahoma today?

Lastly, hope it was an eventful weekend for the 3 Amigos, and I'm looking forward to reading the reports.  Thanks in advance gentlemen.

Safe travels Bob, as you head back home towards the beautiful Gulf Coast.

Thanks,

Doc

Flash Report! The Black Hat Turns Two @ Berlin News and Red Barn in NJ

Doc here with an exceptional Flash Report from regular contributor to The Journal, The Black Hat.

Have you been to Jersey? I've been to Jersey. However, I have not been to two of best known adult theaters in NJ.  In this report, TBH hits both Berlin News and the Red Barn, and the results were very interesting.

So sit back, order up a slice and a soda, and enjoy the song stylings of The Black Hat and his reports on two of New Jersey's finest establishments.

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Doctor,

The Black Hat here checking in with a report from the great state of NJ!  About two Sunday's back cruising South on the NJ Turnpike, I decided to try my luck at both Berlin News and Red Barn Books both located in close proximity to each other in Berlin, NJ on Rt.73. 

Each has a store and video arcade (sorry no GH’s), have pleasant staff who leave you alone and have both have been renovated. Berlin News generally gets more couples action and is well set up for it.  Its theater consists of four rooms and admission is $10, but you are not allowed to come and go.  If you exit, you must pay again to re-enter. 

Berlin News
Berlin, NJ

The first room has a 42” TV with a seating across the back and side walls in a “U”shape.  The second room is the main theater with a large screen, video projection, theater style seating in rows and a nice section of bleachers along the back wall.   The third and fourth rooms adjoin one another and each has two tv’s with two semi private areas for play.  These play areas are bordered by a 4 foot wall, perfect for viewing the action from.  Inside each play area is a raised circular platform surrounded by padded bench seats on the interior walls. 

On this particular evening, there are probably 25 guys hanging out and one middle age couple.  The woman is slender, blonde and wearing a black leather jacket.  They keep to themselves, likely waiting for others to show and play.  I think about getting a seat in their view and stroking my cock for them but feel the numbers are against me.  After about an hour they leave.  As I say, patience wins the day, but on this evening, there are too many desperate characters on hand and I feel that any couples who do show will be overwhelmed by the crowd so I move on and head over to the Red Barn.

Red Barn Books is located West of Berlin News on the Westbound side of the highway about a half mile down the road in a brick building with ample parking. Theater admission here is $10 and the staff will let you exit to check booths or have a smoke and re-enter without issue.  There is one platform in the center of the theater with theater seating.  On the front left side of the theater is a doorway, through this doorway is a small room and long corridor.  The small room is a mini theater with bench seating.  Go down the long corridor and you will find 3-4 small rooms with a single TV and one bench seat, each is good for 4 to 5 people to play in, these rooms do not have doors,so expect an audience and why not?.

After doing a little re-con, I settle in and get my blood flowing, I bounce around to see if there is any action happening. It’s just guy on guy and the usual parade of admirers trailing me (a slender middle aged guy with well-fitting jeans and a black ball cap). I take a seat in the back of the theater and relax. 

About twenty minutes later a couple in their early 20’s enters the theater and takes seats in one of the back rows leaving the aisle seat empty.  She is a busty and curvy brunette who resembles the actress America Ferrara. They start messing around- kissing, groping and then she undoes his pants and starts sucking his cock.  A few admirers gather behind their row to watch but no one makes a move for that empty seat.  Until I do.

I quietly but deliberately take the seat and keep my gaze forward so as not to intimidate or invade their moment.  Slowly, I turn my head to watch her at work and begin rubbing my cock through my jeans to ensure it’s noticeable as I slouch down to get a better view.  I then pull my cock out and work the head a bit and now I’m standing 7” tall and proud.  America releases her man’s cock from her mouth as he pulls her jeans down and begins fingering her dripping pussy. She looks over, not surprised, as I am sure she became aware of my presence during her cock sucking, but delighted to see a guy comfortable with his own cock in his hand.  She reaches over and begins stroking me. Ah, heaven.
 
Her guy takes note of her hand around my stiff cock and nods approvingly as I ask if everything is “cool”.  He nods.  I begin rubbing her pubic bone just above her dripping pussy and when he takes a break, I keep the pulse going by popping three fingers into her warm wet pussy. Her musky scent is intoxicating and she begins to thrust to my finger action alternating between her clit and what I hope is her G-spot button.Finally she erupts in orgasm and moans loudly as I pull her hand from my cock as I am very much on the edge with a four day load ready to gush.   By now there are ten guys watching the three of us play and I am still amazed that no one made a move but me.

America gets up and removes her jeans and panties and bends over the platform in the center of the room. This girl has a fabulous large ass.  Her guy motions to me to take her from behind and says that  I must wrap up.  After donning my suit, I ready myself and work my cock head around the pool of juice at the edge of her pussy and then I plunge deep and deliberate.  As I am already on edge,  I withdraw after only three or four strokes as I am so totally out of my mind with red hot lust as an envious crowd of guys keeps watch. 

I re-enter and gain composure and build to a fever pace with my balls banging her ass as she reports that “it…..feels….so…fucking……good! Fuck…. that….pussy……and ….come….in….me hard!”  That does it, I’m done and erupt as I groan and get weak kneed as I clench my ass and pump every last drop of cum into her deep abyss as all her pussy muscles clench my exploding cock.  Before I know what’shappening, America has turned around, now sitting on the platform, she pulls the condom from my still throbbing cock and begins to lick my cock clean like a kitten caring for a new kitten.  I think I may just pass out and then she calls for a new cock, I say “thank you” and retreat to the rest room to compose myself. I return to watch a train of five guys fill America’s sweet pussy and then I continue my journey. Until next time friends, be patient and be cool!

BONUS- The Black Hat’s Helpful Hints- Make yourself the most attractive guy on the scene: bathe, wear clean clothes, don’t smoke or smell of cigarettes, have clean hands and well-manicured nails, have clean breathe, be polite and offer non-threatening guidance to couples- respect boundaries and say “thank you”-- you will be amazed how quickly your odds of success will go up by just using common sense and being cool.

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Doc here again... The bonus feature is an excellent point that many regular patrons of this thing of ours may take for granted.  Be the cleanest guy in the room.  It's something I always try to be when heading out... Stand out in a good way. 

Thanks again to The Black Hat for another great report... Keep them coming, sir.

BTW, I need a photo of Red Barn Books.  Looked all over the net, with no luck.  If you have one, or can take one of the outside of the building showing signage, I would be forever grateful.  Thanks!

It's time for you to step up and lose your theater sex report virginity.  Just e-mail your report to Andy Stitzer The Good Doctor at emiliolizardo1@gmail.com. I will edit and format your report, and you'll look like gold.  Plus, I'll be gentle.

Thanks,
Doc

Attention Portland! Celebrity Sighting!

Portland, Oregon: Have you seen this man?

Yes, Rose City... There is a Bob in Biloxi.  And he is inside you for the next couple of days.  Intrepid Journal scribe, and excellent driver Bob in Biloxi makes his annual pilgrimage to Portland this weekend.  Even Bob needs a break from the beautiful Gulf Coast, and Portland will be his port of call this weekend.

So if you see Bob, tell him Doc says hello.  That is, of course he isn't knee-deep in a lady or two at The Paris Theatre.

Have fun Bob!

-Doc

VOTE! New Poll @ The Journal...

Doc here with a new poll for you, the good readers of The Journal.  Reporter Moaning Lisa brought up an interesting angle in her latest report... Her beginnings in this thing of ours.  That got the old resort waiter's mind going... How about a series of "Beginning" reports from our stable of fine reporters here at The Journal?

This is where I need you... Good idea? Bad idea?  The poll is set up on the right hand side of The Journal.  Cast your vote and be counted.  I don't know about you, but I would love to hear how Brent in Portland got his start, or how Major Voyeur took his first spin at an adult theater.  Maybe Jim & Chris would jump in with their first adult theater adventure.

Please vote, and depending on the results, I will take it from there.  Why? 

Because I'm a giver.

Thanks,
Doc