Blast From The Past: Phillipspet on The Lido Adult Theater in Dallas (w/9 HOT Hardcore Pics!)

Doc here with a WILD Blast From The Past Report from first time contributor, Phillipspet.

Phillipspet emailed me a few days ago with a few questions on submitting a report with pics. After providing a few suggestions, she submitted this HOT report, complete with 9 hardcore photos of the real Phillipspet in action. 


Remember, click on the photos to enlarge because they are very hi-resolution images!

Here is Phillipspet and her terrific Blast From The Past!

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Dear Doc,

I am a single woman living here in Dallas and enjoy sex.  I have a nice boyfriend who appreciates that situation and does all he can to make sure I get what I want.  That has included some trips to the Lido Theater in Dallas (address info located in the Dr. Emilio's Adult Theater Database HERE).

Our favorite nights are Friday and Saturday, after 9, when it is couples only upstairs.  Yes, there are a few single men there, but, they pay a premium to have the opportunity to go upstairs.  They cruise the long hallway with the smaller rooms off both sides but are not allowed into the actual theater itself.

This will be a rendering of the facts of one of our visits there several years ago.

We arrived just before 9pm and walked around the bottom of the store area looking at various products buying some lube we thought we might want later.  After we paid our admission. we walked up the stairs and were buzzed inside.  The hallway has waiting areas at both ends with simple black vinyl couches.  Restrooms are at the end closest to the theater.  We saw one nice-looking guy who seemed dressed well, we three smiled and said hello, and my guy and I headed into the theater thinking we'd look to see what was happening there knowing we could come back and check him out later in the evening.

The theater was empty as all the single men had already been rounded up and escorted out by management to make way for the couples that would arrive later.

Lido Adult Theater
Dallas, TX c.2010

I was wearing a short black skirt and a low-cut knit top that allowed easy view access to all a man wants to see and get his hands on.  I was not wearing a bra and no panties either.  I was wearing black suspender-type stockings and comfortable heels.

We went in and sat down to watch the feature presentation.  After a few minutes, two couples came in and stood at the back of the theater watching the movie.  They were soon joined by others with some taking seats throughout the small seating area that had probably a hundred seats or so.  The movie was boring and the typical fare of sucking and fucking accompanied by caned moans and groans.  My boyfriend was fingering my pussy and I was sitting back in my seat, eyes closed, and getting off by the small orgasms fluttering through me.  When I opened my eyes, I noticed couples sitting all around us and watching what was being done to me as they also played with each other.

The Real "Phiilipspet"

I put my hand in the lap of the man seated next to me and rubbed him moving it up to see if I was having a nice effect on him.  My boyfriend told me to play with the cock if it was offered to me.  It was.  I did.  His gal smiled at me and I repositioned myself so I could suck the cock and in doing so, my ass was exposed to the people in the next row who began to run it and finger me.  The man's cock grew in my mouth and I reached for the ample breast of the woman and played with it as I sucked him.  She asked me if we wanted to go and play in one of the smaller rooms.  We did.

The smaller rooms have the quarter-eating video screens and a large black vinyl couch that seats four people.  We locked the door and selected a movie and partially undressed.  My boyfriend asked if the woman liked having her pussy licked and her breasts sucked.  Duh, what woman does not love those things?  He asked her to sit on the couch and I got between her legs to lick her pussy as he sat beside her and suckled ber nice nipples.  Her man got in behind me and fingered me some before sliding deep in my pussy.  He was not too long but was very thick and my first fuck of the evening was a delight.

The woman's pussy had that tart-sweet taste I crave and she climaxed hard against my mouth just before her man creamed deep in my pussy.  I was feeling pretty good at that time and her face was beaming too.  She said that was the first time they had come to the Lido and her first time to be licked by a woman to climax.  We exchanged contact information (yes, I still see them) and went back towards the theater where we stood at the rear of the room.

A cute young woman was bent over a chair in front of us and was sucking the cock of a black man whose knees were on the seat as he faced her.  Behind her was her man fucking her like crazy, the sounds of her pussy being louder than the sound track of the movie.  One of the guys she was pleasuring pulled her top down exposing her smallish titties with outlandishly huge nipples. 

My man pulled my top down as well and soon, hands were all over my body.  He started to finger a woman who had crowded into us with the man she was with and she began to suck my titty.  Her man started fingering my pussy that was still wet from the creaming I had just gotten.  I soon felt cum running down my legs.  I wanted more.
We went to a room and her man was on me like a chicken on a june bug.  She took my guy's cock out and started sucking it, but he was larger than she could manage and she started to gag.  Her man was in my pussy and climaxed before I thought he was all the way in.  She said there was no way she could fit all my guy's cock in her pussy and declined to continue.  We started to walk back out of the room and noticed several men in the hallway.  My guy told me to go back in the room and bend over the back of the couch.  Being good, I did as I was told.  Soon there was a cock being offered to my mouth which I eagerly took.  I wanted to taste some cum and gobbled on it greedily.  My pussy was soon filled as well.

Truthfully, I lost count of the number of cocks I got to enjoy and the number of orgasms that rocked my body.  Some were done with condoms.  I did get most of them who wore condoms to pull out and cum in my mouth or on my titties so it did not go to waste.  As I felt my knees were getting wobbly, I asked to go to the theater and have a bit of a rest as I had been bent over for a while.  He cheerfully led me back, pussy juices and cum running down both legs and the tell-tale smell of sex filling the air.

It was not that I wanted to stop.  I just needed to sit for a bit and rest my legs.  By this time, there were dozens of couples scattered throughout the theater with half in the seats sitting in clumps and half at the rear positioning themselves to watch, be watched, and attempt hookups.  I sat there and played with my man's cock with one hand and fingered my nipples with the other. 

It was not long until couples came to sit around us.  After several minutes of caressing, three couples, including us, left for one of the rooms.  The men fed the required quarters into the slot and we women undressed some to play.  The door was left unlocked and soon there were other couples in the room watching the three couples playing and playing themselves.

I was the beneficiary of two nice cocks and their sweet loads of cum before my boyfriend decided he was ready to have me.  Using the accumulated cum from the evening, he lubed his fingers and fucked my ass with them as he slowly fucked my pussy.  He asked me to reposition my body so my knees were on the couch and my face was looking over the back.  I felt him slowly enter my ass with his cock and fuck me there. 

A cock was offered to my mouth which I readily accepted.  I felt another orgasm building inside my body.  As it rolled over me, the man in my mouth exploded.  He was in so deep I never tasted it.  He pulled out and another cock was offered to me, a very nice and very black one.  I gladly took it and let him fuck my mouth and throat.  I climaxed just at that.

I felt my boyfriend stiffen and knew my ass was boing to receive his built-up load of cum.  Feeling him cum in me is what I long for and I was to get it all.  Deep.  Hot.  Delightful.

We took a moment to recover and I declined another cock to suck off.

Going back into the theater, we again stood at the rear for a while to take in all that was happening.  It looked like some couples had left only to be replaced by new ones.  Plus, there were a number of single guys standing around without women, including the one we saw earlier in the even when we firsat arrived. 

I smiled at him and my guy motioned him over.  We asked if he had gotten to play yet and he said he had been waiting on us.  I rubbed his cock through his jeans and felt him respond.  My guy asked him if he liked to do anal and if he'd like to fuck me right there.

A soft yes was said and I turned my back to him and bent over slightly so he could take me.  He slid right in and pumped me as we three watched the movie and the couples around us.  I could feel a hand on my clit and rubbing my pussy and more hands on my bare titties. 

I was in sensual overload and started to climax again.  I heard my new lover start to grunt. I knew the orgasm was causing me to tighten around his cock and I could not help it.  His hands gripped my hips drawing me onto his cock that was sawing inside my ass.  I wanted him to cum and add to what was there and he did not let me down.  He exploded in me and slid out.  I took a butt plug from a plastic bag in my purse and slid it in me so I would not lose any of the precious cum in my ass.

It was around 1:30 AM and I was feeling weak from all the sexual attention, tension, orgasms, and fucking.

We left for home, smiles on our faces.

Phillipspet

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Doc here again... Thanks again for the terrific first time report and HOT pics (and hopefully not the last) from Phillipspet!  With this report you are in the running for "Rookie of the Year"!

Where to begin on this one...

The Lido Theater in Dallas in truly unique, as it is possibly the most couples friendly adult theater in the country on Friday and Saturday nights.  The couples that attend these nights are hot in appearance and in intentions, as I have been there to witness this first hand.  For single guys, Thursday nights can be a lot of fun, as the couples will mix with the single guys upstairs, or they may hang out in the downstairs theater (for couples only fun). The action described by Phillipspet is right on the money, and why The Lido is one of The Good Doctor's favorite adult theaters.

Do you have a Blast From The Past Report, like Phillipspet?  Good, because I need your reports now more than ever.  Just e-mail Mr. Peabody The Good Doctor at emiliolizardo1@gmail.com, and I will hook you up... I will edit, format, drop in your photos (or archive photos), even Photoshop them if needed... You get the byline and the glory.

Be large. Be a reporter at The Journal of Adult Theaters.

Thanks,
Doc

Quick Note From The Good Doctor: Starting December Off With A (Gang) Bang and a Teaser Pic!

Doc here with a Quick Note... The Journal will be starting off December with a BANG!  I received what may be one of the hottest Blast From The Past reports ever yesterday (from first time contributor Phillipspet), and it will go online Thursday morning, December 1st.  A detailed and action-filled report, along with 9 hardcore pics of theater sex featuring Phillipspet.

Here is a little something to wet your beak...

Put checking out this report on your to do list for Thursday.

Thanks,
Doc

Blast From The Past! Alex and Lauren at The Admiral Theater in Chicago

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First Time at an Adult Theater: Chapter 6 - ORicHard

Doc here with Chapter 6 of "First Time in an Adult Theater", featuring regular Journal contributor, ORicHard, who is based currently out of Portland.

This report covers a lot of ground, so pay attention and take notes.  There will be a test in the morning.

Here is ORicHard's "First Time" tale...

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Hi Doc,

As I recall, around 1960 I discovered Art Houses that showed primarily foreign films (a lot of black and white and some full nudity- read BUSH!). Later these same out-of-the-way theaters advanced to more color and Russ Meyer films; but, I never saw other patrons playing in the audience and saved jacking off till I got home.

Then in the late 60's, between assignments off the Viet Nam coast, I began building an 8mm porn collection. The ports in the Philippines, Japan and China provided plenty of vintage stuff and the more offbeat the better. On leave in San Diego I encountered arcades where dimes and quarters would open the small windows to provide loops for private jacking (no wiping up paper provided and sticky floors very common).

A few years later in San Francisco I discovered shows where the all-male audiences would regularly drop trou in our seats and openly jack to the entertainment. I remember the first time being in an audience, and while watching the action down front, I glanced over to see a young fellow a few seats over in the row I was seated in, pounding his peg. I watched him cum into his hand and then lick and swallow all the evidence. It was the first time I felt free to lower my own trousers and jack off in a theater.

Also later in the 70's, the Mitchell Bros. and others provided shows and movies where I would see my first theater patron couples stroking and fingering in a theater, although I never asked to "help out", and didn't see any others sharing the wealth. But these San Francisco theaters provided attached venues where I could jack off watching naked women through glass panels in private booths, or pay more and be provided flashlights in pitch dark rooms with eager males doing our best to cop a feel, or light up some pink, while we stroked away in the dark. At this time, massage parlors and the like were the best places to have Happy Endings for under $25.

Aladdin Theater
Portland, OR c.1982

Then in the 80's, in Portland, I went to The Aladdin Theater, if memory serves me, where I noticed several couples scattered through the theater and balcony openly playing. Those were the Pee Wee Herman days, and we were always looking over our shoulders. On trips back to the Bay Area I would regularly stay at the adult Edgewater Motel and experience a sexual smorgasbord there. Business trips to Philadelphia also provided accommodating venues.

Various establishments, mostly Adult Book Stores, between San Francisco and Seattle had booths with varying amounts of contact available in back rooms. One place I liked sold shoes in the front of the store. I knew from local sex rags that I could purchase a pair of shoes for "Rose" or whoever else was in the back room for $50 or $60, and then be escorted back to deliver the shoes in person to a young woman waiting for me on a bed with just some sexy negligee covering her waiting body.

Jefferson Theater
Portland, c.2007

Of course I moved on to the Jefferson Theater and The Oregon Theater in Portland, becoming a totally-hooked and semi regular patron, branching out to places like those in Oakland, Las Vegas, or the Airport Theater in Everett, and even a nude resort in Tampa, with plenty of sexual activity.

Along the way, I played regularly at nude beaches on the California coast, where many of us would begin playing late in the afternoon after the families had gone home. In Portland, I graduated to Rooster Rock, where sex in areas just off the beach areas finally got to the point where the powers that be decided to intervene, and Sauvie Island, where discrete sex occasionally makes my day, but where such activities are NOT OK, with family-oriented nudity much more the norm.

I'm sure I've left out many of the more depraved aspects of my voyeuristic sex life. Bottom line, I just like to watch others engage in sex and am grateful whenever others invite me to pitch in and get off.

ORicHard

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Doc here again... Thanks to ORicHard for stepping up and submitting his "First Time" report. Nicely done sir!

Everyone takes a different journey on the way to getting knee-deep in this thing of ours. For ORicHard, it was sampling of the bounty that the 60's and 70's gave us that drew him in.  In The Good Doctor's case, it was the curiosity of what went on behind the doors of the local adult theater I passed by every day walking home from high school. And when I was old enough to, I did discover what was going on inside and I was not disappointed.

OK, now it's your turn to submit your "First Time" report... You have seen how 6 different reporters have gone about it, so now it's your turn.  Just e-mail me at emiliolizardo1@gmail.com, with the subject line "First Time".  Step up and be counted...  I will edit and format the report for you.  All you need to do is type up the report in an e-mail.

Easy. Fun. Exciting. Rewarding.

Thanks,
Doc

A Quick Note From The Good Doctor: New Bells and Whistles & A Request

Doc here with a Quick Note...

New Bells and Whistles
I have just finished reading "Bells and Whistles For Dummies" (from Hudson Press), so I have been motivated to add some b&w to The Journal.

First up was a weekly posting of an audio file, meant as an inspirational moment for you, the good readers of The Journal.  Well that feature last 3 weeks before my source for the audio files eliminated access to their embed codes. Thanks jerks.

I have replaced the inspirational moment audio clip with "The Journal's Weekly Motivational Speaker"  video clip, courtesy of YouTube (language may be NSFW, but so is the entire Journal).   You can find that new feature on the right hand side of The Journal right underneath the other new feature of The Journal: "Alexa Worldwide and USA Website Rankings." Thanks to my good friend and colleague Major Voyeur for the heads up on this analytical tool (Fun factoid: My nickname in high school was "analytical tool"). 

Please check out these new features of The Journal if you dare.

Request Line Is Open: "First Time" Reports Needed
The Good Doctor is still in need of your "First Time at an Adult Theater" reports.  Whether you have contributed to The Journal before or not, the staff here at The Journal (OK, me) is in dire need of more reports of your first time.

So far, we have had 5 quality First Time reports, all from regular contributors.  I really need more submissions from the other members of the senior reporting crew, as well as the other contributors to this one-stop-shop for this thing of ours.  I know you are out there...

Of the good readers of The Journal, it's now time for you to submit your First Time reports. On average, there are 1,000 unique visitors to The Journal every day.  All I am asking for is a 2-4 paragraphs of what your first time at an adult theater was like.  Please include the name and location (city is fine) of the theater, as well a pen name you wish to have as your byline.

Please send your submissions to emiliolizardo1@gmail.com, with "First Time" in the subject line.  You'll be glad you did!

I now return you back to your regularly scheduled programming.

Thanks,
Doc

First Time at an Adult Theater: Chapter 5 - Ray

Doc here with Chapter 5 from "First Time at an Adult Theater".  This chapter features Ray, who writes the excellent "Sex in Porn Theaters" blog, and who also is a regular contributor to The Journal.

The setting for Ray's "First Time" report is Detroit, and I will recap what theater this may have been while you read the report.

So without any further delay, here is Ray and his "First Time at an Adult Theater" report...

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I believe the theater was on 8 Mile Rd. in Detroit, but I could be wrong about the specific location. It was a long time ago, but a night I will never forget since it marked a significant change in my porn theater habits. Until that night, I had been a confirmed voyeur, preferring to hang back and watch the action. I'm glad things changed.

 As I walked into the theater, I stepped into a bookstore area. Heading to the cashier I passed a petite girl in a tight denim skirt and vest. She smiled as I approached. Probably because I was checking out that vest. It highlighted her tanned tits nicely. She clearly wore no bra underneath and my cock stiffened at the thought of watching her in action in the theater. I soon realized that wasn't going to happen, as she and her escort were leaving.

I cursed my timing and paid the entry to the theater and went in and took a seat. Nothing happened for an hour or so, and I was thinking of leaving. After all, it was a week night and I had no idea if this particular theater attracted many couples.

Guild Theater
Detroit c.1982

I wandered out to the store area and browsed the selection. A couple of guys were chatting so I joined them and asked about the action there. They told me that I had missed quite the show an hour or so earlier. Seems that denim girl had an audience participation marathon running for a bit. They said that couples dropped in from time to time. I realized that there are no guarantees in theater action, but the conversation encouraged me to hang out a bit longer. It was a good move.

I had no sooner found my seat when another couple came in. She was older, maybe 40, dressed conservatively in a knee-length khaki skirt and button up blouse.  She had long blonde hair and an attractive face and a tall frame with just enough curves. A sweater was draped over her shoulders, giving her the look of your best friend's mom or the neighborhood librarian.  They sat across the aisle and one row back from me. A couple of guys moved to sit in the row ahead of them. They shooed away a couple of guys who tried to sit next to her.

For a long while they just watched the movie. Then I noticed that the guys sitting in front of them had turned around completely, facing her. It seemed that she was spreading her legs, giving them a look up her long skirt. She did so very casually, still watching the film. Hell, if she was showing, I was going to watch, so I moved over to join the other guys enjoying the show.

Sure enough, her pussy was exposed. No panties. No pubic hair. This would have been sometime in the late 70's so that look was still fairly rare, especially for a woman of her age. Her legs were spread and she was sloooowly working her hem higher up her legs. At one point, hubby reached in and ran a finger through her slit, showing us how wet she was.

Sassycat Theater
Detroit c.1982

Her attention had now shifted from the film to the exposed cocks of the guys in the row with me. My own dick was uncomfortable in my pants, so I pulled my erection out as well. I figured if she liked watching and being looked at, I would participate fully! I turned so she could see and she rewarded me with a better view of her crotch.

After a few more minutes, she sat up in her seat, leaning forward to get a better look at all of our cocks. I was surprised when she suddenly reached for my dick, taking it in her soft warm hand and stroking it gently.  Her husband whispered something in her ear and she replied "Yes. But first I want to do this." She then leaned back and patted the seat next to her, indicating that I should come and sit next to her.

As I said, up until this time, I had done nothing but watch in adult theaters. But I was pretty much on the spot. What's a guy supposed to do? When a lady calls, you have to answer, right? So answer I did.

Irving Theater
Detroit, c.1983

I moved passed the guys who were bitching about my good luck and took my seat. The lady opened a the top two buttons of her blouse, turned toward me and took my cock in her hands once again. As she stroked, I reached in and found a pair of full, firm tits with hard nipples responding to my touch.

She continued jerking me while I moved down to explore her pussy. She was absolutely soaked.  I played with her slick slit and swollen nub. I worked a couple of fingers in and out as she began to pick up the pace on my dick. I heard her moaning softly and intended to bring her to orgasm, but she told me to lay back. Reluctantly, I obeyed, giving her better access to my dick. She kept stroking with one hand and playing with my balls with the other. I noticed that among the watchers was a couple. The woman's eyes were fixed on my cock.

National Theater
Detroit c.1976

Suddenly finding myself in the role of the exhibitionist was a turn on. Especially knowing that a woman was watching. I think that was the thought that brought me to the edge. When my benefactor sensed I was nearing orgasm, she bent over and took my her cock into her mouth, just in time to catch my load as my dick exploded. She sucked down every drop, swallowing my cum. I thanked her for her kindness, complemented her skill and was rewarded with a sweet kiss on my cheek.

I headed to the restroom to pull myself together and then returned, curious about the other couple. They were gone, but I watched that modestly dressed, mature woman jerk off several other men before I left.  I don't know how many of them were already experienced with adult theater sex but, as for me, I will never forget my first.

Ray

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Doc here again... My best guess was that this theater may have been the Studio 8 Theater, which was located in a shopping center on the corner of 8 Mile Road and Greenfield in Oak Park (just outside of Detroit). It showed XXX fare during the late 70's before it was closed (ring a bell Ray?)  Anyone else know of an adult theater on 8 Mile Road? (please e-mail me HERE if you know of another adult theater that was on 8 Mile Road so I can update the report).  I used the other Detroit adult theaters as eye candy for the report, since there is no usable photo of the Studio 8 Theater I could find.

Great report Ray! Just about everyone in this thing of ours has had that moment when they transitioned from voyeur to participant.  And that moment for most of us is burned into our memory for the long haul. Thanks for sharing this report, Ray!

OK, senior and contributing reporters... It's time for you to step up to the plate and send in your "First Time at an Adult Theater" report!  Katie X, Brent, Alex and Lauren, Old Marine Corps Guy, and now Ray have stepped into the batters box and knocked it out of the park.  Now it is your turn!  Please send the report into me with the subject line "First Time" at emiliolizardo1@gmail.com.    Remember to include the theater name and location (city is fine), so I can research any images I might have to illustrate your report.

Thanks for your help and support with this series!

Doc

Flash Report! Tara @ The Paris by Brent from Portland

Doc here with another classic Flash Report from the poet laureate of this thing of ours, Brent from Portland.

Did a Republican candidate with a taste for the ladies escort a former star of American Pie, or were these two their doppelgangers?

Here is Brent with the low down on their down lows...


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A man who looked like a young Herman Cain brought a woman who looked like a cross between Billie Piper and Tara Reid to The Paris Theatre in Portland last night, Sunday, November 27, 2011.

She was dressed to play in a skintight, see-through black mini dress and black stripper heels. She had a perfect, toned body, either sculpted in the gym or on the pole. Her tits looked like they were drawn by Vargas. Her angelic face was doll like and she moved about the theater, stiffly at first, like she didn't want to be there. But Herman was in control. He asked us  to treat her with respect while he guided her through  The Paris night. She was a submissive who loved the attention of the crowd and he was parading her around the ring like a prize Lipizzaner.

The Paris Theatre
c. 2011

They stayed for about two hours. She was completely nude and most of the time was either using a vibrator on herself, stroking it in and out of her wet shaved pussy or using her long tapered fingers like she was playing bass guitar. He guided her onto one of the benches along the rail and asked the guys to reach in and pinch her nipples. A  couple of guys were also allowed to spank her pretty ass.

By the way, there were not that many people there watching but it was a good looking crowd and I think she liked that. There was even  another couple there but the young lady was shy and nervous and after a few minutes, she and her escort left. Then, a little while later they came back and watched the action, so her curiosity must have been greater than her trepidation.

The  hot blond Tara was now being vibrator fucked by a  handsome Hispanic gentleman while another young man twisted her nipples and her master fucked her face.  It was a  damn hot theater sex moment made even hotter by her amber waves of ecstasy.

Next Herman blindfolded her and led her over to the entrance to the couples section. There were three men standing there including a big man with a big dick. She grabbed it and played with it. She was so excited by everything. Her man was calling her a slut in a way that made her writhe and moan even more. The handsome Hispanic was now in front of her with his hard dick in her face. He was still using her vibrator on her, and please thank Duracell for long lasting batteries. A third young man was standing to her right, squeezing her tits, his cock was in her right hand.

It was all too much. She took off her blindfold so she could see the men and the dicks that were in front of her. Suddenly she collapsed and spasm-ed into another wobbly orgasm. It was at least her third powerful orgasm of the evening and it made her stagger backwards.

After they got dressed, She thanked us and waved  good-bye. She personally thanked the handsome Hispanic man for spanking her ass and playing with her tits. I think that she had been nervous and not sure if she would enjoy herself when she and her man first walked into The Paris Theater, but, after she relaxed and good things kept happening to her,  she really got into it.

Also, I think they may have been from out of town because they asked the clerk to find them a taxi. Was she a business woman out for a thrill? Was this an Ashley Madison hook up? The things we don't know about those who play in  "this thing of ours"  help make it more exciting.

Brent

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Thanks again Brent for pen to paper, fingers to keyboard, or secretary to Dictaphone. This is the type of scene that makes Portland so unique... Not only was this a hot adult theater experience, the couple in question were playing out a scene for their (and our) enjoyment.

The Elephant Boy Good Doctor is still in dire need of "First Time in an Adult Theater" reports from you, the readers and reporters of The Journal.  Please send them to me at emiliolizardo1@gmail.com, with "First Time" in the subject line.

Thanks,
Doc

Flash Report! Bob in Biloxi's Weekly Report for 11/26/11

Doc here with this week's report from our good friend and part time lagomorphologist, Bob in Biloxi.

Some have called Bob "The Hugh Hefner of The Gulf Coast", while I call him a damn fine reporter.  Action packed reports, always on deadline, and always cuts to the chase.  What more could a Sicilian internet doctor and editor ask for?

So, without any additional delay or exposition, I present to you Bob in Biloxi and this week's "Cruising The Coast With Bob in Biloxi"...

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Morning Doc,

Greetings from the beautiful Gulf Coast,  Doc and faithful readers! It was a dark and stormy night last evening. I’d like to believe some of the attending couples were suffering from mini cabin fever? Certainly the action was feverish at times.

Bob in Biloxi

During the regular business cycle at our quaint little Gulf Coast Adult Theater in Biloxi, MS, eight couples attended and out of the eight, three ended up playing in some form.

First up was our German Couple, taking care of patrons during the daylight and afternoon hours. Very early evening was a short BBW taking orders on the far left back row. Later on in the late evening, one blonde BBW was getting hammered on the back couch. During this time, what could be described as a porn star, a 20-something hottie wearing a dress with fuck me heels came in and watched the BBW getting pinned to the cushions. She was mainly glancing around at the cock flagging, but didn’t stay but maybe five minutes and then she and her man left. If only she could return some night and put on a show!! That would be a story worth describing in minute detail!

Down at the ABS, at somewhat smoking hot blonde and her man paid admission, and your faithful reporter was first up in the batter’s box. She’s about 5’6 large boobs, wearing blue jeans and a pullover blouse.

They started out with her man massaging her ample chest from behind while she was seated in the chair. She kept watching me through the hole as I was stroking the little soldier to attention. Once there, I slid him through the hole and was rewarded with her warm mouth. She paid attention to detail and soon I heard zippers and the rustling of clothes being removed on the other side. Her mouth never left my cock, so I have to assume he was undressing her as she was coaxing my cock even further.

At any rate, she wound up nude, putting a condom on my cock with her mouth. (what a show off huh?) Followed shortly there afterward with backing her ass up to the hole and proceeding to test the integrity of the fasteners holding the wall in place. I love hearing the squeaking, cracking sounds the wall makes when a woman is slamming her ass against it! Sort of like the sound of high heels clicking on the floor when a woman enters the ABS or Theater, it’s just one of those powerful sounds that arouses! I also love the fact I could hear her moaning on the other side, and I think I was able to give her what she needed!

After letting out a yell and filling the bag with baby batter, I felt/heard the distinctive pop as she pulled off, I felt her remove the condom and gently start sucking my cock clean, then I hear a knock on the wall, as I bent down to the hole, she said thank you! What a girl! No ma’am, thank YOU!! She giggled and said anytime!! Women are so nice, Doc!

That’s it for Saturday, Doc. LSU is headed to the SEC Championship and probably the BCS. I’m drained and smiling, so I think I’ll call up the poor people and see what they are doing next.

Bob

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Doc here again... Another classic from Bob, so thank you sir for another fine effort. 

OK kids, it's time for you to step up to the plate and submit your Flash Report from an adult theater, present or past.  Send your report to Benjarvis Green Lizardo The Good Doctor at emiliolizardo1@gmail.com, and I will edit, format, and even drop in a photo or two.  You get the glory and the byline.

The Journal needs you to participate...

Thanks,
Doc

Couple's Flash Report! Handy Pete at Cinema L'Amour in Montreal

Doc here with a follow-up Couple's Flash Report from 1st time reporter, Handy Pete.  Once again, this report comes from the now-on-the-radar adult theater in Montreal, Cinema L'Amour. 

Between the recent Flash Reports, and the documentary film about this theater, Cinema L'Amour should be on the tip of every one's tongue.

Here is Handy Pete and his ribald tale from Montreal...

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Hey Doc!

..What a surprise when I saw the report from the Cinema L'Amour in Montréal. When I started reading I swear it was about my last visit with my loving slut girlfriend. As it turned out the article described a Tuesday event....Sorry sucker, I was getting my freak-on Saturday!  Had the good "reporter" been there, he would have gotten the fuck of his life.

The Story:
Saturday morning I woke up and asked my gal if she wanted to get nasty today, the reply was "YES!" and so together we we're off to Montreal. Keep in mind it's a 5 hour winter drive in order to get there and I'm kinda proud of how much effort it takes to get my rocks off (in the best of ways). Montreal is a "world class" sex resort, theaters, arcades, strip clubs, swingers clubs (yes, open to single guys) and the likes...a perverts paradise!

We got in town at about 2pm, and didn't waste a minute. We paid the friendly cashier and made our way into the theater. ( $20 or so buck,  35$ for the couples balcony!?!  These folks need to wake up, as hot couples like us pull patrons in and deserve VERY low rates...)

We made our way to our seats, but before long my girl went to the ladies room (which she is). After a few minutes she walked down the aisle dressed as a true slut. I don't need to say she drew the attention of the twenty so men who we're present.

She sat next to me and we started to play right away. Of course the guys came right up close and made the moment very sexy. She got my cock out and started to suck, I fingered her wet snatch and knew that things we're going to get very hot. Damn! Cinema d'Amour only has typical theater seats so it wasn't easy to play!

After moving into the front row, things got a little more serious. I finally got on my knees in front of her and gave her hot pussy the licking she needed. All my fellow perverts started getting their hands busy and gave her tits and body a good fondling. I got the urge and started to dick my woman really good.

The guys we're really surprised, as we fuck like bunnies and my dick is something to be proud of! Anyways, only one dude offered his cock to my slut and it got sucked to perfection. Bear in mind the Theatre D'amour is kinda new and the patrons are average old perverts, Maybe one day ( a flag system) some good young bucks will come in and help me out to give the fucking my girlfriend deserves.

We left after about 1 1/2 hours of play. The next stop was Sauna 3333 which is a very popular swingers club 24/7 in Montreal. Needless to say, theater sex is the best! Nothing turns my girl on inside or outside of the bedroom as much as public sex in the nastiest form.

Fuck, this is my first report, I need a break ;-)

-Handy Pete

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Doc here again... The Cinema L'Amour is getting more exposure in the last month than any other adult theatre here at The Journal.  Pete was the first one to give us a head's up about the cinema, and the rest has come flooding in.  Welcome to the Power Rankings, Cinema L'Amour!

Thanks again to Handy Pete for the great Couple's Flash Report!  We are waiting for your next submission, sir!

Do you have a Flash Report you'd like to see on the pages of The Journal?  Good, because we are in dire need of more reports...Short, long, written in crayon, you name it... I need them.  Why?  The public is hungry for your reports, and hopefully your reports will encourage more couples to visit their local adult theaters.  Just send your reports to me at emiliolizardo1@gmail.com.  I will format, edit, and drop in a photo or two.  You get the byline and the glory.

Thanks!
Doc

Flash Report! The Traveling Man Hits Summit News in Warren, OH

Doc here with a Flash Report from regular contributor, The Traveling Man. His subject this time around is The Summit News Adult Theater in Warren, OH (address details available in the Dr. Emilio's Adult Theater Database HERE).

Now, not every night is a home run in this thing of ours.  At times, running into a fun couple or two maybe more of a coincidence than a regular occurrence.

So without further delay, here is The Traveling Man and his report on The Summit News Theater in Warren, OH.


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Had the chance to finally visit Summit News Theater in Warren, OH.

I must say, expectations were high, especially since this is a Friday night.  I found the place not far out of town, yet isolated enough for good privacy.  Parking was pleintiful, yet when I arrived, there were at least 15 cars in spead across the lot, so I figured it might be a good night - even at 7:30pm.

As I entered, I saw to regulars chatting by a table/countertop outside the booth area.  I went into the store area and paid my $10, and when I inquired if there were any couples in yet, I was advised no, but they normally don't come in until 8pm.  Ok, thanks, and off I went to the theater, which, strangely enough had a sign labeled "Theater 1".  I found out later, its the only one.

Well, you enter the theater on the right, and there are basically 6 rows of auditorium style seats, three across.. great possibility with the right couple!  On the right hand side of the theater is a couch perpendicular to the screen, and at the back wall, there are two more couches, side by side, facing the screen.

I stayed until 9:30pm, and all I witnessed was one of the worst sausage fests ever.. with the exception of the Gemini Adult Theater in New Jersey.  On the far left couch was a, er, um, pickle chugger who had no pants on and literally was hanging over the arm of the couch with his ass in the air, and another guy next to him fingering his ass and rimming him.    Whoooo-kayyyyyyyy, am I in the wrong theater?  I inquired, thinking surely there MUST be another theater that is hetero and that has couples, right?     Guys giving guys bj's left and right.  No women.  Even the damned movie was a bisexual one.

There was ONE couple.. but the were regs and they stood out by the counter in front of the booths and simply chatted with the employees the whole 45 minutes they were there (until I left).  She was average looking, short, about 45 years old white woman with red hair.  Didn't notice her guy at all.  

I only stayed as long as I did, because, my logic told me if this place is as nasty as my eyes see (with all the gay activity blatantly going on), then any couples that show up would have to REALLY be into the scene.   Alas, after two hours, I decided to call it a night.  The place closes at midnight, and based on what I had seen already, I couldn't imagine a hetero couple would show up all of a sudden and put on an amazing show.

Again, from all my travels, The Paris Theatre is Mecca.   Tampa, FL, could be as good.. it once was.. until the morality police decided that people fucking and sucking were a danger to society.

The Traveling Man

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Doc here again... The Summit News has been in the Top 5 of the Power Rankings for awhile now, due to the frequent couples activity at the theater.  The Traveling Man hit a bad night (for couples fun), and it happens.  I have hit bad nights in Portland, Seattle, Atlanta, Chicago, Tampa... You name it.  Unfortunately, the Traveling Man hit one in Warren.  Thanks to the Traveling Man for his report.

Do you have an adult theater report?  Good, becuase I need them in a bad way.  Reports have slowed down, and this is not as good trend.  Submit your reports to me dorectly at emiliolizardo1@gmail.com.  I will format the report, and drop in a photo or two.  Also, if travel to a theater, if possible, take a photo or two of the OUTSIDE of the theater for The Good Doctor.  I always need fresh images of the various adult theaters to illustrate the reports.  Cell phone pics are fine, as well as night shots.

Thanks again,
Doc