Tonight 12/1/17 in Portland! Blast Off Party at The Oregon Theater!

Couples Flash Report! Sarah & Max Return to Portland's Oregon Theater The Next Night in August, 2017

Doc here, a man who some say often enhances 15 to 23, and gets a hard copy...

Speaking of hard, how awesome was Sarah's solo outing report from yesterday?  Venturing in alone to the Oregon Theater in Portland,, accessing the situation, and having a great time (despite an annoying meathead almost spoiling everything).  How could she ever beat that report?

Hang on to your lug nuts, as I have your answer.  How about her follow-up visit the next night with her guy, Max?

Pop open a peach vodka (Hi Gemini!), and enjoy this great follow-up report!

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Doc,

After I had such a good time at the Oregon Theater by myself I couldn’t wait to go back with Max. And he was excited to come and see where I had all of my fun the night before.  I knew that Doc had tweeted and posted our visit so I was very, VERY nervous about the number of guys that were going to be there.

We arrived right at the scheduled time and the clerk asked, “Are you Max and Sarah?”  There were several guys milling around the lobby. I am not sure if that is what usually happens on a busy night or if they were waiting for us but it was exciting. Everyone was very helpful.  They made sure that we got a sheet to cover the furniture, which was awesome. I was eager to show Max the scenes of the adventures of the night before but I was really shaking in my boots. I guess that it is pretty obvious because Ray from Seattle wrote about it too. 

Sarah
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When I walk in I am scared, nervous and shy. I mostly look at my feet or at Max. No matter how many times I do this I feel this way. I want to be there and I am ready to have fun but I am more quiet and shy in the first few minutes in a club than I am at any other time or place in my life.

We went in and walked around for a bit. I showed Max the back of the couch where Tall Guy had fucked me the night before. We settled on a couch towards the back and sat down.

[Max: When we walked in, she saw the crowd and squeezed my hand hard. I have to admit I saw what looked like 50+ guys all turn and look at us as we walked in, and I wondered if I was capable of managing that big of a crowd. Fortunately all the guys were great, being patient and giving her a chance to get acclimated. She forgot a whole 10 minutes or so, because after Joe gave us the tour, we first settled in the couples area, with a crowd of guys leaning over the rope to watch. She sucked my dick and I made her take her panties off and hand them to me. It’s kind of a thing with us. When she was ready, I took her to a couch in the middle of the theater.]

Immediately, we were surrounded by guys. I kept my eyes down. Max unzipped his pants and pushed my head onto his dick. “Suck” he said. As I went down on Max I felt hands on me, lifting my dress, pulling my panties to the side, fingers inside of me. I heard someone say “she’s wet” to which Max laughed and responded, “She’s always wet.”  Max pulled me onto his lap facing him. We kissed and I was looking only at him. I knew there were a lot of guys around me.  I couldn’t tell how many but Max said he counted over 15. [Max: 15 that I could see while sitting down. I didn’t want to tell her how many I really think there were.] 

Couples Flash Report! Sarah Goes Solo to The Oregon Theater in Portland in August, 2017

Doc here, a man who some say will (on demand with little to no warning) create a balloon animal 12-person orgy arrangement that will amuse most and horrify your mom's friend Carol. 

2017 is ending with a bang, with some great reports in the pipeline and legendary couples appearances in December. I'll have some details for you on the subject(s) of this report later on, Max & Sarah and their trip to the PNW.

This past August, Sarah (of Max & Sarah) made a solo trip to The Oregon Theater in Portland.  Sarah is a smoking hot brunette making her first solo visit ever, as Max was monitoring the visit remotely.  It almost ended in disaster with a meathead almost spoiling the night, but a Cute Guy came to the rescue. 

Take it away Sarah!

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Hello Doc,

First of all, apologies that it has taken me so long to write this. We have had many adventures this summer but the Oregon Theater was the absolute highlight. I arrived in Portland on Thursday, the night before Max. It’s a long boring story but I was in town alone.

Sometimes I can be ‘challenging’ as a sub. I really don’t mean to be but sometimes I want to surprise Max. That is usually the time that Max isn’t looking for a surprise from me, rather he wants me to do exactly what I am told without question and without my suggestions. I have been doing a lot of this ‘topping from the bottom’ lately and Max was tired of it. [Max: SO TIRED] So he gave me a mission that I was to follow exactly.  I was to go to the Oregon Theater and see how many guys I could get.  For those of you who have read Ray’s report about our visit, what he says about me being timid and scared is true. And I am able to show that fear and vulnerability when Max is with me. But I had never been to a theater alone, and without Max there I was what Max calls ‘predator’. I like it when he calls me that.

I walked in and went right into the theater. [Max: 10:25, she texts, “I’m in.”] It took a second for my eyes to adjust so I could only make out a woman on the table by the screen with two guys around her, and another woman getting fucked from behind leaning on the table. I saw two guys on couches.  I slowly walked around the perimeter of the couples section, just looking and not talking to anyone.

Sarah (from Max & Sarah)
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 One guy was jacking off by the woman and followed me as I walked back up the aisle.  He walked in front of me and sat down on one of the couches. [Max: We’ll call him Cute Guy. More on him later.] I sat on the couch next to him. Close but not touching him. He had his dick out and as I started to reach over for it, another guy came over from one of the couches and said “Can I fuck you?” I'm not looking for romance here but “Can I fuck you?” Really? I gave a quiet and polite no. Then I noticed that I was surrounded by guys and that scared me. Remember, this was my first time doing this alone.

Happy Thanksgiving from The Good Doctor & The Journal of Adult Theaters!

Happy Thanksgiving to you, all the good readers and contributors to The Journal of Adult Theaters. Your numbers are legion, your decision-making questionable, but your love for this thing of ours unmistakable. 

I could list everyone I am thankful for, but I will inevitably leave somebody out. However, if your name was ever in the title of a post here at the Journal, or your non de plume was ever used in a report, please know I am thankful for you helping keep our little niche of the lifestyle community thriving. 

A special thank you goes out to the reporters here at The Journal, whose hard work preparing & submitting reports keeps this train chugging along.   I have a ton of reports in the editing hopper, and I'll do my best getting them into the light of day shortly. 

Another special thank-you goes out to the lovely Twistingly, whose stellar work at the Lizardo-hosted events is always top-shelf. An amazing Physician's Assistant!

My last thank you goes out to my faithful steed, Barky Lizardo.  Barky can be usually found underneath my sprawling desk, in his bed, keeping The Good Doctor company as he edits reports, Photoshops images, or edits a promo video on an upcoming adult theater-related event he'll be hosting. Barky also snores like a big boy, and it's always comforting.

Enjoy your day everyone. Eat. Drink. And make questionable decisions you'll have to answer to well into the new year. 

Thank you for everything!
Doc

Field Report! Excitement Video in N. Myrtle Beach, SC by FunCouple!

Doc here, a man who some say has cranberry sauce and stuffing coursing through his veins, with a brand new location in this thing of ours to add to the adult theater database: Excitement Video in N. Myrtle Beach, SC.

Returning with their report is the awesome FunCouple!  Love their reporting style!

Here we go!

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Hi Doc!

FunCouple here with another general review of an establishment that isn't in the database: Excitement Video in North Myrtle Beach, SC (3106 Highway 17 S, North Myrtle Beach, SC 29582). (ed. note: I have just added it to the dB. Thanks!)

Excitement Video
N. Myrtle Beach, SC

We go here every time we are in town. It's located in a small strip mall next door to Pearl's Gentlemen's Club. We usually venture into Pearl's for a little while to "pregame" for Excitement Video. LOL When you walk into the video store it's a large, clean well-lit video/toy/lingerie shop. There is parking both in the front and rear of the building.

8 Questions from The Good Doctor: Chapter 10 - KimInPublic (w/Pics!)

Doc here, a man who some say always gets his meats at Satriale's, with the next chapter in what some critics have said is "The best thing Doc has done in awhile!": 8 Questions from The Good Doctor. 

Today our lovely lady, who is willing to bare all for us, is the amazing Kim in Public.  Kim's Twitter may be my favorite adult content on Twitter, because it's real. Real HOT!  The Good Doctor and Kim started communicating not long ago, and before long she accepted my invite to be the next subject of "8 Questions". 

Kim is a specialist in the public sex scene, and somewhat new to the theater scene.  However, she bridges both and has some great tales to tell!  

Without further ado, please welcome my good friend and New Jersey mall prowler, Kim in Public!

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The Good Doctor: When was your first public sex experience?
Kim in Public: If we define public as “with an audience” and not just “outdoors”…then the first one was in college. I was fucking a guy in his room at a frat house (don’t judge) when I realized that his roommate was in the room, watching and jerking off. At first I was horrified, but then I realized I was turned on by it.

If we are talking just “outdoors” then from a real early age I was letting boys see and touch my tits and pussy. I don’t know when I realized that boys liked to feel me and I liked to be felt. I was the only girl in the neighborhood and we would play “manhunt” and I’d let the boys find me and feel me up. It was a lot of fun…maybe I that’s why I do the “Find Me Fuck Me” game on Twitter…reminds me of the good ol’ days! 

All Pics Courtesy of Kim in Public
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TONIGHT! Saturday 11/18/17! French Maid Party at 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Chicago! Hosted by Doc!

Oui, oui... Doc here, a man who some say was called by the French during a recent trip there as "Le gros trou du cul". I whole-heartedly agree.

Well kids, your old friend in the white suit and aviators is super-excited for Saturday night's HUGE French Maid Party at 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Chicago. The response has been great on SLS, Fetlife, and through our back-channel connections on the Lizardo Fresh-Take Hotline. I strongly recommend you do not miss this party.

As usual with the whole-facility events at 15th Ave. Adult Theater , the 1st 50 male/female couples in the door starting at 8pm receive a cool 15th Ave. Swag Bag! Wanna see 'em?

Swag Bags for the French Maid Party!

Our infamous Sexy Dance Contest starts about 10:15pm, with yours truly MCing the shenanigans of entrants as they vie for 3 great prizes - $40 vibrators! Sign up early to be part of the contest fun!

First time couples - If you arrive between 8pm and 9:15 pm, ask for me (Doc) and I'll be glad to give you a tour of the facility myself. If I am not available, one of the other helpful staff members will happily show you around.

The Lizardo Lantern will be shining brightly above Chicago's western burbs! Look for the light, follow the signal, and be ready for a great night!

Make plans to join us!  Remember to Follow the Good Doctor on Twitter @LizardoJournal or click HERE . 

Questions? You can also e-mail me at emiliolizardo1@gmail.com .

Thanks,

Doc

Flash Report! Anaconda Steps Up to the Plate at Secrets in Des Moines, WA on 11/14/17

Doc here, a man who some say was once mistaken for Bigfoot while on vacation in the Pacific Northwest in the 1970's, all because his Fu-Manchu mustache was a little bushy. 

Senior Journal reporter Anaconda is back, and this time ventured to Secrets in Des Moines, WA a scant 2 days ago.  What did he find? What did he do? Was he having a good hair day?

Let's find out...

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Hey Doc,  

Senior scribe Anaconda back again with a new report from the great Pacific Northwest.

Work took me out west this week and I knew I had to give Secrets in Des Moines, WA  another try.  I had only gotten the chance to check it out once before and came away empty handed.  I debated trying to get down to Portland since the sources make it sound like every night is a party night at the Oregon Theater, but my schedule just didn't allow it.  

So, I rolled into Secrets parking lot around 8PM on Tuesday night (11/14) and it was pretty full.  Had a feeling it was all guys though since I hadn't seen any announcements come out (which Secrets does on several platforms, namely Twitter @MoinesSecrets).  I entered and paid my $10 admission and found I was right, about about 8-10 guys scattered around the place, no couples or women.  So I settled in to watch some porn and wait as patiently as I could.  

Around 9:30pm my patience paid off and a couple came strolling in.  They were very nice  average, next door types.  She was cute, with nice tits and strawberry blonde hair.  They took up residence on a couch in the smaller theater room and the crowd gathered.  Everyone kept their distance at first and just watched from afar to see what they were going to get into. 

Field Report! FunCouple Returns with a Profile of the Adult Superstore in St. Albans, WV!

Doc here, a man who some say used to take the Johnny Cab to work daily, until someone blabbed...

Joining us for their 2nd report is the awesome FunCouple!  This time, they hit another West Virginia adult theater, the Adult Superstore in St. Albans (near Charleston, WV).  This place sounds like one of those hidden gems my good friend Brent in Portland & I discuss all the time.

Take it away, FunCouple!

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Hi Doc!

We wanted to give a quick review of an establishment that we do not see listed in the Adult Theater Database:  Adult Superstore in St. Albans, West Virginia!  (ed. note: Added now!)

Adult Superstore
St. Albans, WV

We have been there a few times, but for now, will just give a brief overview of the Adult Superstore.  It is located on Rt. 60 (MacCorkle Ave) in St. Albans (actually Jefferson we think).  For a point of reference, it is about 10 minutes from downtown Charleston, WV.

Field Report! GentleTongue Returns with Intel on KY (Kentucky, you pervs!)

Doc here, a man who some say was Modern Contruction magazine's centerfold for August, 2005.  I posed with rebar and a strategically placed safety cone.

It's been awhile since The Good Doctor has heard from long-time contributor GentleTongue. His reports are insightful and always useful, and it's good to have him back.

What say you, GT?

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Hello esteem Dr Lizardo,

Although it has been some time since I contributed to the Journal of this thing of ours, I would like to just provide a few minor notes for the database..

1. Dixie Video - Radcliff, KY. This place is open 24/7 and for a charge of $10 you gain access to the arcade and theater. The booths are very roomy with about 16 or 20 with a fair amount having glory holes. However, one must bring those $1's to enjoy the selection. The theater is not bad but caution, look before you sit, as the springs are exposed on at least 2 couches. Overall the place is clean, well lit parking. Nothing to report for a Sunday night though, as expected.