Friday, November 11, 2011

Flash Report! Mr. Gecko Visits The Lido Adult Theater in Dallas, TX

Doc here with a terrific first time Flash Report from the newest contributor to The Journal of Adult Theaters, Mr. Gecko.

Mr. Gecko visited the Lido Adult Theater in Dallas, TX, one of The Good Doctor's favorite adult theaters.  The action can be hot and heavy at the Lido, so what did Mr. Gecko find?  And if he did hit paydirt, was it in the theater upstairs at The Lido, or inside one of the many private rooms?

Here is Mr. Gecko and his Flash Report...

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Hello Dr. Lizardo,

On a recent trip to Dallas, I managed to squeeze out some time to explore the strip clubs and adult theater scene in your city (ed.note: I am not from Dallas, but I do love Dallas.). I visited a few of the clubs mentioned here on the forum, especially Zona Rosa, but didn't find the menu appetizing enough from a bang-for-buck perspective. This led me to a couple of visits to the Lido Adult Theater (address information located in the Dr. Emilio's Adult Theater Database HERE).

The Lido Adult Theater
Dallas, TX
The first visit was uninteresting, there wasn't much action in progress at the theater. Just a bunch of horny blokes walking around like zombies in the hallways. I stayed for an hour or so before my patience ran out and I called it a night.

On the second trip, however, things got quite exciting. I walked into the place to find said hallways deserted, even though the parking lot below was quite packed. The theater at the far end was dark, and it took some time for my eyes to get adjusted to the scene. I could finally make out that there was action in progress, involving a hot BBW woman in the first row of seats.

I walked over for a closer view of the proceedings. The woman's partner (husband?) was seated to her left, and a black dude on her right. And both her hands were occupied with their dicks, while the black dude was fingering her. Standing in the row behind her were two other blokes with their dicks hanging out. She was busy sucking one noisily. There were three or four other men standing around with their dicks in hand, and not quite participating in the activities.

When the black dude took a break from the fingering, I settled in for some immensely satisfying DATY and FIV. She tasted great and I felt at least two orgasms judging from the way her muscles clamped down on my fingers rhythmically while moaning away loudly. This proceeded for a good 15-20 minutes, during which she was blowing a series of men (to completion, I guess?).

Many of the men left the theater after getting themselves drained, leaving the husband, the seated black dude, myself, and one more elderly gentleman. The lady then stood up, slapped on a cover on the black dude's dick, and bent over to suck her husband off while the black gentleman proceeded to ram her from behind. I took her recently vacated seat and pulled out my dick while this was going on. The husband leaned over and whispered something in her ears, and she happily switched from her husband's dick to mine! She proceeded to give me an excellent BBBJ while simultaneously giving her husband a HJ, and getting fucked hard from behind.

After the dude dumped a load in his rubber, the woman indicated that she wanted her seat back, and I obliged. When I stood up, she grabbed my hips, turned me around, and continued with her BJ. Next, I stuck my dick between her awesome boobs, and tit-fucked her to completion. I busted a huge nut between her tits, and she rubbed my cum into her skin. Fully drained of energy (and cum) , I sat down for a while and watched the proceedings some more while regaining my bearings. Finally I decided to call it a night. I thanked both the lady and the husband, and found my way out of the nearly emptied out theater.

Total cost for this entire episode. $11 (I think). The entrance fee for the theater. The experience in itself was quite priceless. I will definitely go back and try my luck again when I get a chance.

Cheers
Mr. Gecko

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Doc here again... The Lido is truly a pretty fantastic place... Guys are well behaved, couples that attend are WAY above average in looks and attitude, and the regular I have spoken to there have some GREAT stories of romps from the past @ The Lido.

Thank you to Mr. Gecko for a terrific first time report.  Welcome to the ranks of Journal reporters, spanning the globe (OK, the USA, Canada, and England).  We look forward to your next report, sir.

It's time for you to submit a report (your mom called and said it was OK). Just e-mail Clubber Lange The Good Doctor at emiliolizardo1@gmail.com. I will edit and format the report for you, and you get the byline and the glory. 

How else do you think Bob in Biloxi got all those groupies?

Thanks,
Doc

Thursday, November 10, 2011

Blast From The Past: ORicHard's Total Recall Of A Philly Tail

Doc here with another Blast From The Past from our good friend ORicHard from Portland.  This BFTP is centered on Philly, and a walk down Loss of Memory Lane...

Blast From The Past:
"Down Loss of Memory Lane"

Does anyone remember the little theater in Philly that seated about 30 and had live sex shows on the elevated stage? The Troc(adero), particularly when Virginia Ding Dong Bell was performing, and me any my friends were in Cream Row in the balcony, was my venue of choice, but this little place in center city was more daring. The name escapes me since I last visited it in the mid-80’s. I’m hoping a loyal reader has better recall since I’m having a Cain moment.

The stage was about 8x12 (theater was about 12 feet wide) with an almost exclusively male audience who mostly came to watch with only a few actively stroking. The shows were always different, from strippers, to lez acts, to intercourse on stage, to my favorite: nude wrestling. At times the performers circulated in the audience to help with keeping us at full attention.

I remember being surprised the times I went when couples were actually screwing on stage- showing off in all kinds of positions, and then circulating among us. No way was that legal, and I was always semi-waiting for the cops to arriveand bust us all.

My favorite experience there involved a couple of black woman who stripped down on stage and dared any in the audience to wrestle them.I knew the only way I was going to get close to their luscious tatas was to volunteer. I jumped up and headed toward the stage.

The larger one of the performers helped me up and took me behind the stage where I stripped down. The she helped me back to the stage where we proceeded to actually wrestle. I was hoping it would be a turn-on to reach between her thighs and to squeeze herlarge boobs, but that was not to be the case. She was incredibly strong and, to the other patrons’ delight, I ended up just trying not to embarrass myself, never getting close to hard.

After rolling around for about 10 minutes, sheasked me if I’d had enough, and I said that I had. The audience applauded, and she led me backstage so I could put clothes on again. Being somewhat frustrated at this point, I asked her back to my hotel room. She said just to hang around until the place closed and she’d go back with me.

We bundled up at closing time and I walked her back to my room. Both of us were anxious to complete what we had started, and immediately showered and hopped into the large bed. No wrestling this time, just great sex with a BBW who was plenty intelligent and fun.

Damn, what was the name of that little theater?

ORicHard

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Doc here again... I like the twist ORicHard is giving us with his Blast From The Past reports.  Those of us old enough to remember the 70's and 80's in this thing of ours, remember a very different time.  Shows like the one described above were common in big cities with adult theaters and ABSs.  This was the time of the pre-Meese Report.

Thanks again to ORicHard for another nice walk down Loss of Memory Lane...

Do you have an adult theater report?  Yes? Good, because I need them...Bad. Just e-mail Kreskin The Good Doctor at emiliolizardo1@gmail.com. I will edit and format your report, and you get the byline and the glory.

Thanks,
Doc

Flash Report! Bob in Biloxi's Most Excellent Portland Adventure














Doc here... Our good friend and excellent driver, Bob in Biloxi, has returned from his excellent adventure to the Mecca of this thing of ours, Portland, Oregon. In the true spirit of a senior Journal correspondent, Bob elected to take a vacation to the Pacific Northwest instead of some warm beach in the Mexico. 

Why, you ask?  Because Bob is one of us.

So I suggest you sit back, pop open an umbrella, and enjoy Bob's excellent adventure to Portland... It's a good one!

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Hi Doc,

Enclosed please find “Bob’s Most Excellent Adventure to Portland”. The weather was down right tolerable, cool, sunny during the day, mist (Portlanders call it rain) during the night. Almost perfect weather. I will be including some pictures with this report as well. I will try and follow it chronologically starting with Wednesday the 2nd of November.

Wednesday, November 2nd: 
Arrived at the Paris Theatre fresh off Continental Airlines. There was a tall blonde lady with huge tits in the couples area, and she was blowing her man, then stopped and came out in the general section. She pointed to three guys (I was one) and had us follow her back to the Oasis where she proceeded to blow all three hard then had us suit up for her as she assumed the all fours position on one of the benches. I got lucky and went first.

She was a vocal lady, as was her male companion. He was really giving her encouragement, but I got the sense she didn’t really need any! As all three of us did our best to best her, as she was extremely wet and the sloshing sounds of her enjoyment could be heard clear to VooDoo donuts. This mini-gang-bang went on for about 45 minutes. As each guy finished, they exited the theater except for me,  as I was enjoying watching her. She finally called “uncle” after the last guy dumped into the raincoat. They left shortly after that and she had a big smile on her face.

It was getting late, so I headed over to Mr. Peeps (122nd) and low and behold a small BBW in a short mini was catching her mans cock doggy style. If you’re not familiar with Peeps, it is state of the art glory hole sex. (See pics below). She caught me  “peeping” and maneuvered around so she was facing the hole. She then tapped her finger on the hole (universal sign of feed me your cock) so I did and was witness to her oral skills for almost 10 minutes before she stopped.
Mr. Peeps
122nd Street in PDX

Pull out time, I bent down and she asked if she could come over and fuck, since she was too short to back up to the hole. Why yes ma’am! Her dude stayed in his booth and she trotted over to mine. She almost immediately dropped to her knees and resumed her excellent blow job. As soon as she started working it good, she pulled out a condom and rolled it on with her mouth (that was pretty cool), then stood up and faced the screen so her man could take in the show through the hole and proceeded to almost run me out of the booth backing her ass up.

But Doc, I held my ground... Every time she pushed back, I pushed forward. Onward as deep as I could go, and I was rewarded with old familiar “wet pussy” sound with the distinct female “I’m getting into this” moaning and groaning. I must have fucked her for 30 minutes, only stopping to fed dollars into the video machine. Finally I just gave the money to her (since she was closer) and she would feed the machine while getting fucked. After we were done, she gave me back the leftover dollars!! How cool is that?

Thursday, November 3rd:
I caught the 11:45 Red Flag at The Paris. She was a small brunette lady, kind of “throw’d off”. She would giggle and laugh for no reason, then go back to moaning and groaning. The first guy up started fucking her mouth, she really seemed to enjoy that. I stepped beside him and I guess he looked down and saw my cock, because he moved her hand off his leg and placed it on my cock where she started stroking me. (Nice guy huh?) Anyway he blew all over her face (and eye) and chest. As soon as she cleaned up, one another guy bent her over the table and started fucking the shit out of her, I was next and she was just all into it by then. Bob left another full condom in the Paris waste basket.

Friday, November 4th:
I believe this is when your three senior field reporters met and commenced our first G3 Summit at The Paris. The G of course stands for guys. 3 would be, well three of us. I was kind of an informal summit broken up every once in awhile by couples entering and leaving. I believe we adjourned around 12:30am. I saw no need to stay, in that the couples were playing among themselves without audience participation. That’s nice for an hour or so, then you feel kind of left out, not to mention outnumbered.

There was a beautiful dark haired lady with killer tits and ass and put on a helluva show with her man. (that is one lucky bastard!). Brent was his usual cordial self (probably one of the nicest guys you’ll ever meet), Floyd seemed to have a handle on the happenings and also seemed like a really nice guy. We all seemed to agree on the same things and had basically the same outlook on theater behavior.

Back to Mr. Peeps for Bob, and I just get lucky there Doc. This time a blonde was sitting in her truck toking on a number when I pulled up. She asked me if I was going inside and I replied I was. She asked me if I would show her the ropes, and that she put an ad on CL and nobody responded, so she thought she would check it out herself or maybe meet someone there. She told me she had been there for about 20 minutes and was about to leave when I pulled up. I guess none of the other 10 cars in the parking lot sufficed? She wanted to experience the glory hole thing and was asking a million questions.

When we got to the back, she had kind of a doe in the headlights look, so I told her just go in this booth and locked the door. I went into the adjoining one and handed her 5 bucks through the hole and told her to put it in the slot. She did and started pushing buttons to find a video she liked. After she settled on one, she looked at the hole (and me) and this wild ass bitch started taking “ALL” her clothes off!!

After she was completely nude and started playing with herself and asking me if I liked what I saw? Duh, she was about 6ft tall medium boobs and a huge ass! Long cow girl type legs and a very nice shaved pussy. I fed her my cock and she took to it like a fish to a worm!

Mr. Peeps
(courtesy of Bob in Biloxi)
Someone needs to marry this bitch, she had talent and no problem backing up to the hole and shaking the wall at the Peephole! I let the next guy in my booth as I exited, I have no idea how many guys she sucked or how long she stayed. But I like to remember I was her first glory hole cock!! Then again, she may have been full of shit and just told me that. I don’t really care, I will choose version 1.0.

Saturday, November 5th:
The Paris was no dice for Bob...I left early because of the asshole factor: too many guys and not enough women playing. There were two transvestites in, that I tell you Doc, in the low light of the theater really passed for women. Good looking women. I thanked Brent and another black guy he was sitting next to for setting me straight. Otherwise I would have hit on one and both of us would have been in for a nasty surprise! I wished I had a picture of that one TV, as I would have sent it too. : You be the judge,  as it sure fooled me.

I left around 2am, there were couples there, but the ones I thought were hot, were only playing among themselves. Back to Mr. Peeps... Yep, ran into a 22 year old punk rock chick and her punk rock BF. She was getting her freak on and mine off, I think she had a tongue ring too?

Sunday, November 6th:
Caught the 3:55 Red Flag... OMG, sleek looking blonde, wearing nothing but a micro mini and knee high, spiked heel boots. When I arrived she was being probed by a tall bald headed guy, while she sucked another dude. At first I didn’t know who was in charge of this little minx, but soon it was apparent the guy she was sucking was her boss. The bald guy was probing with both hands (rubber gloves) one in her pussy the other in her ass, and she was getting into it too! Four guys were there when I arrived, one little brown fellow was stoking... Her dude caught him and asked if he wanted to fuck her ass. Si. He stepped up to the plate (gloved up), and I swear he lasted all of 5 seconds!! The dude looked at him and asked, “Is that it senior?”, to which the guy nodded "si".

The guy spotted me and asked if I was ready (Oh yeah!). He told me to go easy on her and only fuck her ass (Okie dokie!). I slowly worked it in and started long dicking her as she started really moaning and pushing her ass back to me. Her dude was talking shit to her and told me to fuck her hard (Roger that!). I started really putting the cock to her and she steadily became louder and louder when all of a sudden she started convulsing and clenching her ass and let out a loud moan. He was like, "yeah baby you love it up the ass huh?". Bob blew into the bag and retreated.

Next up was the bald guy. I was resting on the couch behind him, he pulled out what appeared to be a foot long dick almost as round as a baseball bat, and Bob is saying to himself, “ain’t no way” that cock is going into that little lady.

Bob was wrong. That lady’s ass sucked that huge dick in like it was nothing. But she did moan louder for him than she did for me! Guess she loves big things in her ass. After he got done, they moved to the exam table. I got another shot with both the rubber gloves and another condom. This time in her pussy and finished in the ass. (which was incredibly shaped as well)  So it was a "Two-fer for Bob Sunday"!!! She was a hot lady too!!!

Monday, November 7th:
Tourist stuff: Portland City Café 30th floor, overlooking, yep you guess it, the Paris Theatre! (see pic.)
Later was a CL meet at the Blue Spot, and she was pretty cool. A slim brunette with enhanced boobs... wonderful head!!














Tuesday, November 8th:
Tourist stuff: Lloyd Center shopping. Peeps with a cute little Asian girl that gave awesome head!!

Wednesday November 9th:
Trip back, and will be on the beautiful gulf coast for Saturday.

Bob

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Doc here again... In these tough times, America needs a hero.  Bob is my hero.

Great job Bob on giving us the blow-by-blow on your week in Portland.  I am glad you had a chance to convene the G3 Summit with Brent and floyd (who sent the bulletin to the news desk from The Paris) as it was happening.  Thanks again for taking us on your vacation with you.

Do you have an adult theater report (or vacation report for that matter) that you'd like to see on the Journal?  Just e-mail Jimmy Olsen The Good Doctor at emiliolizardo1@gmail.com, and I will edit and format your report, while you get the byline and the glory.

Thanks!
Doc

Wednesday, November 9, 2011

Flash Report! Theater X Near Hawthorne, FL by The Falcon


Doc here with another first time reporter here @ The Journal, The Falcon. His report focuses on Theater X, near Hawthorne, FL (a frequent subject of senior reporter JaxBchBum).

So without further delay, here is The Falcon and his report.

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This is my first report, I love your site and used it to find these theaters.  Thanks for what you do for all us "Pervs"!

First thing to say is the theater is not really in Hawthorn but about 3 miles north of the city on US 441.  It is easy to find once you get out of Hawthorn and the staff was quite friendly and accommodating. The attendant would put any type of film you wanted on for us.

Most of the action was boys being boys, but about 10PM a couple came in he was about 40 and she some younger a sexy dress and great tits.  They came in and started to play almost immediately, but one of the over anxious guys sat in the sofa next to them and he was joined by another guy who started to play with the other guy's cock immediately.  This turned the guy with the girl off and after a little show of a nice tit they left the theater to go back into the book store.
 
I followed them out and talked to them and he told me that was a turn off for both of them, but that they were coming back as soon as she composed herself.

They did come back and sat on the front row right next to me and he started to finger her and she had a great O.  She had on great thigh highs and her titties were out as well as her pussy.  As you could expect the same guy that ran them off the first time dragged a chair up so he could look up the skirt and they covered up and left again.

I followed them out and they said they could not get going due to the aggressiveness of some of the guys there.  They were going over to another theater in the area.  I had to hit the road myself so I could not follow them.

There were two other couples that came in but one couple just stayed in the book store and left the other did come in the theater but just watched the film.

The Falcon

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Doc here again... Nice job, sir!  We are looking forward to your next reports from this thing of ours.

Do you have an adult theater report?  Did you say yes?  Good, because I need them... Bad.  Just e-mail Geordi LaForge The Good Doctor at emiliolizardo1@gmail.com.  I will edit and format your reports, and you get the glory and the byline.

Try it!

Thanks,
Doc

Flash Report! Abe Lincoln and Mary Todd Visit The Chelsea Adult Theater in Quincy, IL (w/PIC!)

Doc here with a brand new Flash Report from good ol' 16 himself, Abe Libcoln.  Looks like Abe and his best gal, Mary Todd, hit the Chelsea Adult Theater in Quincy, IL (address info located in the Dr. Emilio's Adult Theater Database) and have a tale to tell.

So sit back, split a few logs, and enjoy Honest Abe's Flash Report.

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Hey Doc!

It turned out that "Mary Todd" and I got to go to the Chelsea Theater sooner than I thought.

For those who haven't read my previous report on Deja Vu (link HERE), she is a 28 year old BBW who is a total freak when it comes to sex. I, being a 44 year old "dirty old man", do my best to keep up with her.

We left my hometown early Saturday morning to catch a football game in Camp Point, IL. She told me that after the game, she wanted to do some shopping in Quincy. I told her we could, but only if we went to the Chelsea as well. She was all for that. I had her throw a skirt in her bag to change into after the game.

We stopped on the way to Quincy so she could change. She came out wearing just the skirt and a sweater nothing underneath. I took full advantage of her skirt, reaching over to stroke her bald pussy while we drove from place to place, getting her wetter and wetter.

Once she had gotten everything she wanted, we headed for the Chelsea. Arriving about six that evening, we browsed the store for a while and had some of the fine toys demo'd by a very friendly saleslady. We chose a few items for our "toy box" at home, as well as a small tube of lube.
After we paid, we headed to the booth area, as the clerk was nice enough to inform us there was no one in the theater. There are 5 or 6 booths, with glory holes between each pair as far as I could tell.
I led Mary Todd to a booth next to one that showed the "occupied" light. She wasted no time getting on her knees in front of the hole, and was quickly rewarded with a cock coming through. I watched her suck for a few minutes, then got behind her and lifted her skirt. Inserting two fingers, I banged her hard and fast, while rubbing her clit at the same time. The guy she was sucking blew a load, drenching her face, as she had just pulled back to catch her breath.

I continued finger-fucking her  while she waited for the next cock to come through the hole. Once another guy came in the booth, he was quick to check out the action, and then slip his cock in for her to pleasure. While she was blowing the second cock of the night, I broke open the lube we bought and greased her asshole. I got her stretched out with three fingers in her ass, then replaced them with my cock while I rubbed her clit again.

She was moaning and writhing  as I fucked her hard in the ass with an anonymous man filling her mouth. I reached under her to pinch her nipples just the way she likes as she squealed around the cock in her mouth, orgasming for the first time that day. The guy on the other side of the wall  reacted by cumming deep in her throat, then pulling out and quickly leaving.
The Real Mary Todd

I slowed down my thrusting in her ass, and just held my cock in her as the door swung closed. Apparently, word was out and someone else was in the booth as soon as the second guy left. This guy was a true minute man. He no sooner put his dick in the hole and she gave it a preliminary lick, than he began shooting it all over, coating her mouth, lower jaw and sweater. He was back out in under a minute. and someone else took his place.

This one was a decent sized cock, and she went to town on it as I picked up my pace, reaming out her sweet asshole. This guy was a face fucker, as he kept pulling out, and thrusting back in. I did my part by holding Mary Todd's hair, keeping her head firmly in place against the glory hole. I was blasting my cock in her ass, telling her what a dirty slut she was as she began coughing and gagging on the load from the guy on t he other side of the wall.

Being a nice guy, I let her loose so she could catch her breath. We both took a minute to gather our thoughts, and decided her job here was done.

We got as presentable as possible and headed out. I was outside the building when I thought about trying to get a picture of the place to include in the report, but alas, it was not to be, as it was too dark by then, I hope I can make it up to you, Doc, as well as your faithful followers by instead including a picture of Mary Todd's monster tits.

Yours,
Abe

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Doc here again... Looks like Abe has a live one on his hands with Mary Todd. This also is yet another positive review for the Chelsea Theater in Quincy, IL. I have it marked down on my bucket list, and hopefully sometime in the near future I can make a House Call to this couples friendly establishment.

Do you have an adult theater report?  Good, because the thousands of Journal readers are hungry.  Just e-mail The Iron Chef The Good Doctor at emiliolizardo1@gmail.com

What are you waiting for?

Thanks,
Doc

Flash Report! The Blue Hornet Reports On Personal Preferences in Mesa, AZ

Doc here with an outstanding Flash Report from the land of Old Marine Corps Guy (AKA Arizona).  Regular contributor The Blue Hornet has filed a detailed packed report from Personal Preference in Mesa, and I think you will like what he has to offer us in his article.

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Hello Doc,

I just returned from a trip to beautiful AZ, and for the first time in many years, had a great experience to share with you and our group.

On Saturday evening, Oct. 30th, I visited Personal Preference (details located in the Dr. Emilio's Adult Theater Database), in Mesa, AZ. When I went into the double theater areas, there was approximately 10 guys in the theaters, some of which were naked, and stroking to the extra sexy movies being shown. Almost everyone had their cocks out, and as soon as I sat down, one young man sat next to me, reaching over to touch my crotch, but I gave him the "no" head shake quickly.

About 20 minutes later, a couple came into the theater #2.  I offered my seat on the love seat, but the gent said thank you, we want to stand for now. His lady was very attractive, brown hair, tight blue jeans, tight top, and was wearing boots that reached just below her knees. I would guess she was in her late 30"s or perhaps early 40"s. Her man appeared to be in the same age bracket.

The lady seemed shy at first, but after they stood along the wall, and hugged, and kissed for a good 10 minutes or so, she became more excited to be in a setting with great porn being shown, and hard cocks everywhere. Her body was built for fucking. Big tits, cute face, large round ass, and firm, toned, legs. Very hot!

A group of 4-5 guys gathered around the couple and gently started to touch the woman's ass, tits, legs, etc, through her clothing, while she kissed her man. Slowly, her clothes started to be removed, with her tits now exposed, and her jeans opened up, but still on her body, down around her knees. Multiple guys were now touching her, sucking her tits, fingering her wet pussy, rubbing her ass, and whispering hot comments into her ears.

I managed to reach in through the crowd to put a finger into her pussy, and wow, it was soaked with juice. I pulled my finger out, and took a quick smell of her wetness, and it was a sweet, very clean fragrance. A huge turn on for sure. Her man was very happy to let his woman get so much attention. He then lead her to the sofa in front of the theater, and proceeded to remove all of her clothes, and boots, while just leaving her socks on.

Then the magic words were uttered: "Anyone want to cum on her tits". Quickly, 3 guys started stroking their hard cocks, and the first guy shot a load near the top of her pussy lips, followed by 2 other men unloading on to her breast areas. One guy, who was completely nude, got down on his knees and started eating pussy like a wolf. He brought her to a loud orgasm after about 10 minutes of continuous clit licking.

At this point, her man, put on a show of strong fucking. He entered her pussy, and fucked her so hard, you could hear the pounding, and wetness of a soaked cunt being fucked, all over the theater area. The show was outstanding, the couple was friendly, and the guys were gents all the way through.

Yours truly had to depart at this point for a date I had scheduled. This entire event certainly provided me with all of the sexual energy I needed, for a long evening of lovemaking. The Arizona skies were brightly shining over this Halloween weekend. Bravo to the guys, and the couple at Personal Preference in Mesa, AZ.

Doc, I am sorry I forgot to take my camera, but will try again to get a shot of the outside of PP. It is a fairly small ABS, with an arcade, and 2 small theaters that have leather sofas and love seats.

I hope you enjoy this report.

Your paisano,
The Blue Hornet

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Doc here again... Thanks to The Blue Hornet for a great report from Mesa... Old Marine Corps Guy has often mentioned that PP may be the best couples friendly adult theater/ABS in his neck of the woods.  With a report like this one, I can see why.  Great job sir!

Do you have an adult theater report, just like our blue suited superhero friend The Blue Hornet?  Just e-mail Charles Xavier The Good Doctor at emiliolizardo1@gmail.com. I will edit, format, and drop in a photo or two for you... You get the byline and the glory.

Thanks,
Doc

Monday, November 7, 2011

Flash Report! A Very Special BONUS floyd Report From The Paris Theatre in Portland, OR

Doc here with an outstanding bonus Flash Report from our good friend and senior reporter, floyd.

The daytime action at The Paris Theatre in Portland, OR is getting stronger and stronger, and our man on the scene was there, notebook in hand, and here are the fruits of his labors.

Take it away, floyd!

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Bonus Report! More Daytime Action at the Paris Theater in Portland

Last Thursday just after noon, as I was finishing my previous report, “The floyd Is Back In Town – Part II”, yet another daytime Red Flag flew, indicating that a couple had just entered the theater.  I signed my report and emailed it off to the Good Doctor, then made my way to the streetcar for yet another trip to the Paris Theater.  But this time theater sex was not in the cards.  Even though I was in the theater less than 15 minutes after the Red Flag alert,there was no sign of a couple anywhere, and only two or three guys in the whole place.

Definitely “tourists” who stop in for a few minutes and split. I had plenty to do back at the office, so I headed back to work, keeping my ticket of course, which is good for twelve hours of in and out admission.  Another great feature of the customer-friendly Paris!

Paris Theatre
Portland, OR
Later in the day I had to take some work stuff downtown to a hotel that is just blocks from the Paris, and even though I hadn’t seen any flags I thought, ‘What the hell, I’ve got a paid ticket, ” and stopped back in.  It was deathly slow, with a couple of guys in the small gay theater on the side of the main theater area and a couple of guys seated around watching the movie.  I sat and watched for about 20 minutes,then got ready to head back to work. I heard the signal that someone was coming in the front door just as I was leaving. 

I opened the inner door leading to the vestibule where the ticket window is located, and saw a couple paying their admission.  She was tall and thin with very short blond hair in a stylish cut.  She looked a bit like a middle-aged Audrey Hepburn.  He was tall too,and well-dressed in dark slacks and a light-colored dress shirt.  Needless to say, this reporter was back in the theater before they had even finished paying!

They entered the theater, went straight to the railing-enclosed couples area at the very back of the theater, and sat together in the middle of the back cushioned bench.  I could hear them talking quite clearly.  He was explaining all the different areas of the Paris: the Bedroom, the Couples Annex, the Gay Theater, the Exam Table, and of course the Arena Bed. He was also telling her about some of the theater sex he had witnessed,and this went on for long enough that I feared she was also a “tourist” who was just there for a tour.  Happily,that did not turn out to be the case.

Soon her leg was thrown across his lap and they were making out energetically.  Up came her sheer top, exposing a delightful looking pair of very tiny breasts.  After kissing her nipples and more making out, snaps were undone and his hand was down the front of her jeans.  This got her very hot, and she lay back on the bench writhing in pleasure as he continued to alternate kissing her lips and her nips. After a very long 15 minutes of this, her jeans came down to her ankle sand he spread her legs, continuing the fingering of her pussy.  As she got more turned on, he eventually lowered his head between her thighs and began to eat her out.  At this point she was moaning softly and arching her hips to meet his tongue.

This continued for quite a while, as he alternately licked her pussy, kissed her tits, and made out with her.  He had completely removed her boots and jeans, so she was clad only in the sheer top pulled up to her neck and her socks.  While titty-kissing and making out, he constantly had a finger going on the pussy, and she was having little orgasms every couple of minutes.  Just when floyd and the rest of the watchers were thinking this would go on indefinitely,she worked up into a truly massive orgasm, with loud screams, arched back, and waving arms and legs.  A truly beautiful theater sex moment!

After she calmed down a bit, they began more kissing and making out, which again continued for quite a while.  I am pretty sure every guy watching was beaming the same unspoken thought to the guy: “Go ahead and fuck her, already!”

After at least 15 minutes of this, she stood up, giving us an amazing view of her terrifically proportioned ass.  He shed his slacks and boxers and lay on his back on the bench, and she knelt between his legs and took his cock in her mouth, jacking him slowly as she sucked.  This was great to watch as we could see everything perfectly, and several spectators were now vigorously jacking at the railing. It certainly appeared that she was going to hop on at any moment and ride him cowgirl-style,  but alas, it was not to be.  It may have been stage fright on his part, although it appeared to this reporter that he was pretty hard. 

After a ten-minute BJ, she lay on top of him with her legs splayed, giving us an incredible look at her ass and back-end pussy. They continued to make out for another ten minutes, then dressed quickly and left holding hands and smiling.

A great daytime episode featuring a classy, well-dressed, extremely affectionate and passionate couple.   Working near downtown Portland has its benefits!

Cheers!
floyd

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Thanks again to floyd for yet another outstanding daytime Flash Report from the Paris Theatre in Portland.  I get asked the question a few times a week "If you had to go one adult theater in the country, which one would you go to?", and I'd be hard pressed not to say The Paris.  If you have never been there, you need to.  It is truly unique, and should be on everyone's bucket list.

Do you have an adult theater report?  Good, because I need them... Just e-mail your report to Fire Marshall Bill The Good Doctor at emiliolizardo1@gmail.com. I will edit, polish, and format your report... You get the byline and the glory.

What are you waiting for?

Thanks,
Doc

Field Report: Knight Reports On Pembroke Adult Books in Bethlehem, PA
















Doc here with a Field Report from regular contributor Knight on Pembroke Adult Books in Bethlehem, PA.  This is another theater/ABS I have heard nothing about, so this report is very enlightening.

Here is Knight and his review of Pembroke Adult Books...

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Field Report:
Pembroke Adult Books, 1162 Pembroke Rd, Bethlehem, PA 18017

The place is called Pembroke because it's on Pembroke ave just outside of Bethleham Pa about one mile north from the Sands Casino (across the bridge and up Stefko then right on Pembroke). The place is also called The Green Door because it has a green door for entry. The building is a one story brick with a flat roof. There are NO markings or signage at all. It's about 1/4 mile up the hill on the right once you turn on to Pembroke from Stefko, there is an empty lot to the right of it with a chain link fence surrounding it. You pay $12 for entry.

The place is very clean with 2 large theaters (one gay porn and one straight porn) with stadium seats and a bench in the back. There are 2 semi private rooms with doors that can lock that show bisexual porn, these have long carpeted benches and are great for gang bangs. The whole left wall opposite of the theaters is private booths with glory holes showing both gay and straight.

I searched SLS (swinglifestyle) before I arrived and messaged a few possible single females and told them my plan and asked if they'd like to join me. I am somewhat imposing and said that this would be a chance for them to be in a highly sexually charged, multiple male atmosphere and be totally safe (provided they trusted me!..haha). I found a 21year old bisexual half black/Hispanic coed with a booty that ... well, I know you're imagining something right now.. so yeah, like that.. but tighter and rounder.

I told her that we would meet at a public place first so she could be sure I wasn't a creeper... but I got her so hot with so many emails and pictures leading up to the visit that she told me to just pick her up at her place because she was sooo horny. I said I was gonna check to see just how excited she was even before we said a single word. I pulled up in front of her apt bldg and texted her that I was there...

She came out wearing a tight blue dress that showed all of her curves... She sat in the car and smiled at me. Without a word I leaned over and kissed her while I pushed my hand up under her skirt. I quickly realized how excited she was. Have you ever dipped your fingers into a full can of cling peaches in heavy syrup?...

While we drove to the theater, she informed me that she was a squirter... big time. I said that that was fine because they had tile floors. When we got there we were met by about 10 guys roaming the theater... Some were definitely there for men but at least 5 were straight and followed us wherever we went.

She wanted some alone time with me first so we went into one of the rooms where the door locks. She started by sucking my cock and almost deep-throated the whole thing... she liked it rough. I was fingering her while she sucked me and felt that she was nearing her first orgasm so I sped up my fingering.. she EXPLODED a stream of cum (probably a half cup) onto the floor and wall. I turned her around, covered up and did her doggy to her next orgasm which splattered my thighs.

We then went into the open theater and took a spot in the front row. We had 5 or 6 guys in tow. The movies are shown on large televisions so there was good light in the front. She spread her legs over the seats to the left and right of her so everyone got a good view. I had her suck me then I mounted her and fucked her very hard.. Just as I sensed her ready to orgasm.. I pulled out and finished her with my fingers.. she splattered the shoes of one of the guys who was standing close. They all were mesmerized.

I told her she could pick who she wanted to suck or jack off. She picked 3 guys. One came at her from the side to her mouth while the others stood in the row behind her while she jacked their cocks off. I was in front fucking her. I told the guys that we needed to get her back for making a mess. Within a few minutes her hands and mouth were full of cum.

I recommend this place if you're in the area. The hours are usually 10am to 11pm and I'm told that weekends bring a lot of couples.

Knight

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Doc here again... Sounds like our friend Knight managed the situation well, between the hot girl, controlling the guys, and the clean-up in aisle 4.  Excellent job sir, and we are standing by on your Tampa trip report.

Do you have an adult theater report?  Just e-mail Jacques Cousteau The Good Doctor at emiliolizardo1@gmail.com with your report.  I will edit and format the report for you, and drop in a photo or two.  Plus, you get the byline and the glory.

Thanks,
Doc

Dark Angel Diaries: Theater X in Hawthorne, FL from 10/29/11

Doc here with the next installment of Darkangel Digest. This week, they visit Theater X, one of the regular stops on JaxBchBum's paper route. 

So sit back, and enjoy Darkangel's report from this past weekend...

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Hubby and I arrived at Theater X, 6802 NE US Highway 301 Hawthorne FL around 8:30PM Saturday October 29th.  The parking lot was full as was the theater - all couches taken except one in front. As we walked up. we noticed two couples sitting along the back row. One was a brunette (Valerie Bertinelli look-a-like). Her and hubby looked to be in late 40s and she had nice C titties.  Couldn't see her kitty, as she was wearing a long lightweight skirt, The other couple (a blonde and her hubby) looked to be in their 60s.

Theater X, Hawthorne, FL
(more details in the Dr. Emilio Adult Theater Database)
After M and I took our seats, we turned around to check things out. There where six men standing around “ Valerie” and her hubby was standing and she was sucking his cock. The men were half circled around them watching and stroking their cocks, and it turned me on!

M pulled my tank top down to expose my titties and started playing with my nipples. Everyone heard the door open (signaling someone was coming in), and we all dispersed and covered up. It just an older man on a scooter. He sat towards the front on a side chair, and after just a minute everyone started playing again. A man left the alcove seat to come sit in a chair next to us, so I lowered my top & M started playing again.

Then M asked me if I would want to move back to the alcove row, so we did as to get a better view of the couples playing. A man came and sat on the couch next to us (at my side) to get a better look at M sucking my nipples. The couples were enjoying activities alone with their own partners, and the singles were watching whomever interested them. We all were just enjoying what we were doing (we'll call first guy Al). Al came and sat in the alcove chairs again. He asked if he had bothered us by sitting next to us, and M told him no and explained why we moved was to better our view of the couples.
The Real Darkangel

Shortly after M invited the man on the couch, next to my side, (Aisle side ~man 2) to suck & fondle my titties which he was very happy to join in. I enjoy having multiple lips sucking and teasing me. All the while Val and her man were at it hot and heavy going from fingering her to eating her to pulling on her nipples and she was moaning louder all the while. Couple number 2 were playing a little and she did start to suck her man. M was now fingering my wet pussy and man 2 was sucking my nipple and running his hand up my leg to my thigh. An excited shiver ran up my spine as two more of the single men were now standing in front of me and stroking their hard cocks.

We hear a moan from the back row from couple2 as she had drained her husbands cock and they got up and left. Val's man was fingering her and she had a wonderful orgasm with all in the theater hearing her sighs and moans and she again was sucking his cock. It only took a couple of minutes and she received his load in her mouth while not missing a drop. They caught their breath and got up and left.

It was now 10:30 and there were 5 single men, hubby and I left in the theater. Hubby and man2 were playing with my tits and rubbing my clit and lips fingering my wet love hole. I had to have M's cock in my mouth and I sucked him deep and hard until I got my reward and his sweet cum ran down the back of my throat and man2 got a handful of my love juice over his hand. Three of the men shot their loads on the floor. It was now a little after 11,and we still needed to get a room for the night, as it's not often we get to play on weekends. What a night!

Needless to say, of all the weekends he chooses to go play and its the Georgia - Florida game in Gainesville just 12 miles west. Every room in the area is taken and we ended up driving back home 3 ½ hours. We got home a little after 2am worn out but excited that there were other couples in the theater tonite.

JaxBchBum got us hooked into going in hopes of running into couples to play with his wonderful reports. Thanks Jax for the great reports and we will be going back. In fact, on the drive home I asked M if we could return on Sunday as we had saved money by not getting a room and he said "sure". So I drifted off to sleep as he drove home dreaming of fun to cum!!!

Yes we did go back Sunday and found a room that night, so I will be writing another report even more wild than this for Sunday and Monday's visit to Theater X.

Hard Nipple Hugs,
DarkAngel

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Doc here again... Thanks again to Darkangel and hubby for another great report from south of the Mason-Dixon line.  I'm looking forward to their follow-up report from Sunday!

Do you have an adult theater report?  Good, since I don't post cooking recipes, just adult theater reports.  Just send along your report to Duncan Hines The Good Doctor at emiliolizardo1@gmail.com, and your old resort waiter looking friend will edit, format, and drop in a pic or three.  You get the byline, and the glory.

Thanks,
Doc

Sunday, November 6, 2011

Spotlight Adult Theater: Cinema L'Amour in Montreal, Quebec
















Doc here with a long overdue Spotlight Adult Theater feature here at The Journal, your one stop shop for this thing of ours. One must not forget our civics lesson.

On Sunday 11/6, I received a very nice e-mail from a gentleman by the name of Peter B. He alerted me to an adult theater in  Montreal, Quebec by the name of Cinema l'Amour

Here is Peter's e-mail to The Good Doctor:

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Greetings from Canada!

..I thought you should include this gem:

Cinema l'Amour
4015 St-Laurent, Montreal, Quebec

It's one of the worlds best...especially for couples! The owner and staff are courteous and the place is very clean.

Thanks for everything!

_peter

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Doc here again... I have never heard of this theater, so I clicked on the link sent by Peter of the theater's web site. This place sounds and looks terrific!  The Good Doctor did some research on Cinema l'Amour, and here are a few tidbits about the theater:

Cinema l'Amour
Montreal, Quebec
History (Courtesy of the theater's website)
Initially, a combination theater hall/movie house, the CINEMA L'AMOUR started out in 1914 under the name "Le Globe" and has since managed to survive as an independent theater. Located in the heart of Montreal’s Jewish community, "Le Globe" was the main venue for watching Yiddish films during the 1920's and the 30's.

Renamed "The Hollywood" in 1932, the building maintained its reputation as an internationally renowned theater/movie house.

As years passed and the social climate changed and evolved, the decision was made in 1969, to transform "The Hollywood" into "The PussyCat", a cinema featuring strictly explicit, adult-themed movies. The theater is now, since July 1981, known under the name "CINEMA L'AMOUR", and focuses exclusively on adult films.  The cinema has the distinction of being the oldest movie hall of its kind in Montreal, yet the interior design remains virtually unchanged since its opening almost a century ago.  As shown in this photo, the aisles, classic ornamentations, and the horseshoe balcony remain intact.

Exterior Photo



















Other Nuggets About Cinema l'Amour
  • The theater shows two different XXX movies per week, at specific times. First show starts at 11am, and the last show end sometime around 11pm (or until the last movie finishes).
  • The balcony contains a V.I.P couples section, comprising three different viewing levels. Price per couple is $35
  • An online article written by www.forgetthebox.net film writer Stephanie Laughlin along with her colleague Jess Klein talks about their experinces inside the Cinema l'Amour. Part 1 is HERE, and Part 2 is HERE. Very interesting stuff from two adult theater virgins, and they got an eyefull the night they attended.
  • The website for the Cinema l'Amour is HERE.
  • Cinema information has been added to the Dr. Emilio Adult Theater Database HERE.
So there you have it...The Spotlight Adult Theater for November.  I hope you took good notes, since there will be quiz in the morning.

Thanks,
Doc