Updated 3/14! TONIGHT!!! St. Pattys Party @ 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Chicago on Saturday 3/14 @ 8PM! Hosted by Doc!

Updated 3/14 at 12:30pm: Doc here, with a quick reminder that TONIGHT you will have your eyes full of sexy green outfits and sultry leprechauns at the big St. Patty's Day Party at 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Chicago's western burbs.

The river is already dyed green, so the next thing on your St. Patty's to-do list is stop by 15th Ave. tonight, and be ready to get your party on!

The Party Room is decorated, the music is ready, and the Swag Bags for the first 50 male/female couples are filled and ready to hand out (with your paid admission). 

There is only one more thing to add to the party. YOU. I strongly suggest you attend the event and not be that person/couple kicking themselves for not going. If you have attended one of our monthly parties before, you know what's in store for you. 

The Lizardo 4000 is washed, waxed, and ready to head up to 15th Ave. Adult Theater. My lovely guest physician's assistant Vickie the Vixen is ready you take your vitals and check your extremities. And if we can swing it time-wise, I will Tweet out a pic of Vickie's sexy St. Patty's outfit just before the event (It's HOT!).  Make sure you keep an eye on my Twitter feed @LizardoJournal . 

And we need contestants for Nearly Naked Twister... The first 8 ladies who sign up are in. The game will take place on our stage, and everyone will have a great view of the game. E-mail me at emiliolizardo1@gmail.com to sign up, or see me when you arrive tonight. First prize is a very cool sex toy with a $50 retail value. 

As always, I will be available to give tours, answer your adult theater questions, and give mustache rides. Why?  

Because I am a giver.

See you tonight!!!

Thanks!
Doc

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Updated 3/12 at 2pm: Doc here, and they are always stealing my lucky charms...

We are 2 days away from the big St. Patty's Day Party at 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Chicago's western burbs. And what a party it will be!

Last evening, The Good Doctor, the lovely Natalie, and Bob put together the 50 (yes, 50!) 15th Ave St. Patty's Swag Bags for Saturday's event.  As always, they came out great, and we can't wait to give them out to the first 50 male/female couples in the door (with their paid admission, of course) starting at 8pm.

Here is a peak at the Swag Bags (which I Tweeted out last night):

Not bad, eh?  Each Swag Bag contains a $50 retail value of things for all your senses. Included is a XXX DVD, a FREE COUPLES ADMISSION for a non-event night, a first look at the announcement for our April party, a couple things that may glow-in-the-dark, and many more tasty items.  The Party Room is also decorated and ready for you and your dancing shoes.

Making a return (and after some modifications), is Nearly Naked Twister (NNT), which will take place on our stage.  We are looking for 8 contestants total, and the game will be fast paced and far more sexy (trust me) than our initial go round.  The only rule for the game is that the ladies will need to be dressed sexy (just like last time, where lingerie ruled the day). 

If you are a lady and would like to participate in NNT, please e-mail me at emiliolizardo1@gmail.com with your first name.  Otherwise, sign up when you get to the party (if there are spots available). There will be a $50 value winner takes all prize courtesy of 15th Ave.  January's winners took hope a very nice sex toy...

Remember SLS.com members who are coming to the party...Please make sure you click on "Add Me To The Event" in the SLS calendar. 

The Good Doctor, along with special guest physician's assistant Vickie the Vixen will be available to give tours, answer questions, and provide an excellent meatball recipe. Just let us know (we will be up front between 7:45pm and 9pm), and we will be happy to help.

See you Saturday!

Thanks,
Doc
(Magically delicious)


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Upcoming Event! TONIGHT! St. Patty's Party at The Westwood Private Members Only Club in Toledo

Doc here.... And here is a pic of the new and improved Swag Bags for the St. Patty's Party at The Westwood Private Members Only Club!  They look great!

Field Report! The Captain Updates Us Regarding Adult World in Rennselaer, NY

Doc here, a man who some say was once a lighthouse keeper at Point der Busen, with a Field Report from that old sea dog himself, The Captain.

Cappy is chiming in on the ongoing conversation regarding Adult World in Rennselaer, NY. The A-Team just commented on their finding, and now The Captain his two cents worth. 

Please welcome back to The Journal, with martini in hand, The Captain.  Take it away, sir...

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Ahoy Doc, 

I saw the report from the A-Team and wanted to confirm the welcome flag is flying at the Adult World in East Greenbush. The NEW theater WAS TEMPORARILY closed due to an issue with the heat in the room  - there wasn't any! The issue has been resolved and both theaters are open again along with the booths area - 2 of the booths are closed due to broken equipment waiting to be fixed.

Back in the fall of 2014 one couple was asked to leave the new theater due to their behavior and the male half proceeded to pick a healthy argument with the staff and have been asked not to come back. They have posted some comments on the local signals intelligence board (CL) - perhaps that's where the rumor started?. 

The Captain

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Doc here again... Many thanks to The Captain for his timely update and commentary. It looks like things are straightened out at Adult World. And thank God for that...

Thanks,

Doc

Flash Report! Ray at Annabelle's in Winston-Salem, NC on Saturday 3/7/15

Doc here, a man who some say demands equal rights for all flavors of cannoli, not just the "plain ones", with a Flash Report on Annabelle's in Winston-Salem by senior reporter Ray.

Here we go!

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Hey Doc,

Hope all is well up your way. I find myself between weekends dedicated to "this thing of ours" and wanted to report on Saturday nights observations at Annabelle's in Winston-Salem, NC. I went with a charming young lady and another couple that I have known in the lifestyle for a few years. In fact, the wife of said couple has accompanied me to Annabelle's on a few occasions in the past. This time, though, she went with hubby and I escorted a friend of theirs. Lucky me!

CANCELLED FOR TONIGHT! WILL BE RESCHEDULED. Teenage Dream & Her Master at The Oregon Theater in Portland on 3/13

Doc here... Just got a note from HerMaster. 

TeenageDream is under the weather and needs to re-schedule. Thus tonight is cancelled for their visit to The Oregon Theater in Portland. 

I will post on their new date, and trust me kids, you do not want to miss her.


Thanks,
Doc

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Tonight! Fetlife 9.0 Party at the Westwood Theater Private Members Only Club in Toledo

Doc here, reporting from the Buckete State, with a quick reminder about tonight's Fetlife 9.0 Party at the Westwood Theater Private Members Only Club. 

The weather has broken in The Glass City, and the stage is set for this evening's party at the gorgeous Westwood Theater Private Members Only Club. So I suggest you join my good friends at The WW for a fun night out on Sylvania Ave. in Toledo.

Who knows who you might run into tonight.

Thanks,
Doc

Couple's Field Report! The A-Team Updates Adult World in Rennselaer, NY

Doc here, a man who some say resembles famed hammer thrower Morris "Blink" Campana, with an update on Adult World in Rennselaer, NY. 

In a previous report, it was stated that couples were not being allowed into the theater, which at the time sounded a bit fishy to me. Well, my good friends The A-Team are here to clear the air...

Take it away, A-Team!

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Hi Doc,

We just wanted to get back to you about couples not being able to go in the new theater at Adult World in Rennselaer, NY that was mentioned in an earlier report by another reporter.

I would say its not true cause we were there last weekend with no problems..We go there often and never heard about that. We still have not seen lots of couples there, even though Craigslist ads say they will be there..

Wish we did not miss the Valentine Party at the Art Cinema, but from the looks of it, it was great...We are planning on the Mardi Gras Party there next month.

Take care Doc!
The A-Team

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Doc here again... Thanks to The A-Team, I hope we have some clarity on Adult World. Now, let's try and get some couples in there to liven the place up!

Thanks,
Doc

Updated 3/5/15: Couples Flash Report! GHTopGun2 & Wife at Fritz the Cat in Triadelphia, WV (w/9 PICS!)

Doc here, a man who some say knows 12 yo-yo tricks, none of them impressive, with a brand new Couple's Flash Report from first-time contributor GHTopGun2.

The subject of their first report (and 9 pics)? The legendary Fritz the Cat in Triadelphia, WV.  This theater/ABS boasts gloryholes like no other adult emporium...They are big. Real big...

Here we go... Please welcome GHTopGun2 to The Journal!

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Hi Doc, 

Here is what I can tell you about our latest stop at Fritz the Cat.

The Fritz was remodeled and is cleaner than it was before.  They still have a small theater.  I will have to say from talking with the management that they are trying to keep the place clean.  

Fritz the Cat
Triadelphia, WV

They used to have a couple of larger booths, but I think they took those out to make room for some head shop items to sell.  The glory hole booths still have large holes as you can see from the pics, and they did put up a paper towel dispenser and hand sanitizer machine prior to going into the booth area.  It is still couples friendly.

We have been several times and everything has been good each time we have went. If any readers has any questions about Friyz the Cat, please e-mail us at ghtopgun2@yahoo.com . 

And here are some of our pics from this visit for your readers. Enjoy.

GHTopGun2

GHTopGun2's Fritz the Cat Gallery

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Piper's Call for Cocks! Attn: Tampa, Austin, Amarillo, Denver, Phoenix, and Vegas (w/PICs and VIDEO!)

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Flash Report! The Oral Reporter at Xposed Adult Theater Megastore in Dallas, TX on 3/1/15

Doc here, a man who some say appeared in the traveling production on "Wicked" as "3rd Flying Monkey on the left", with a Flash Report from senior reporter The Oral Reporter.

TOR found himself in Dallas, and no, he wasn't hiding behind the grassy knoll. He was on Mockingbird Lane at Xposed, the newest adult theater in Dallas Sunday night, 3/1.

Aside from when Xposed opened two years ago, I have not had much feedback about this place of note. That is is the reason I found this report from The Oral Reporter so interesting...

So kids, grab a Fresca (Hi Gemini!), and enjoy the song stylings (and muffled noises) of the The Oral Reporter.

Take it away, sir.

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Good Dr.,

I have not yet made it to Vegas, that is next weekend, but I did have some good luck in Dallas today (Sunday). I had to fly into Dallas Love Field today and drive to Longview, TX to cover for a fellow worker for a couple of days.