Wednesday, December 23, 2015

Flash Report! The Week in Review on Portland's Adult Theaters by Brent!

Doc here, a man who some say played a supporting role in the 80's crime tele-drama "The Man in Ban-Lon", with a dynamite report on the week that was in Portland, OR by our good friend, Brent in Portland. 

It was a busy week in PDX, and Brent has all the inside intel you need to know.

No one does it like Brent, so sit back, pop open the Fresca (Hi Gemini!) and enjoy the song stylings of the poet laureate of this thing of ours, Brent in Portland.

Take it away, sir.

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Doctor,

I took a little time off from the theaters to house and dog sit at my sister's while she and her husband were on vacation. I got a chance to catch up on some movies and television shows while I was there. I particularly enjoyed Netflix, "Jessica Jones" and I thought "We have our own Jessica Jones, Jessica , the front person at The Oregon Theater." Like JJ, she's a badass with a great ass. I also like "Bloodline," and "Master Of None" and my nephew has a small role in the series "Longmire."

The Paris Theatre
Portland, OR
Friday was the night Koral returned to The Paris and she and two other ladies fucked and sucked 50 or more men during the hours they were there. At one point I thought The Annex was going to collapse under the weight of all the men who were crowded inside while they waited to fuck either Koral or TJ's girl, who at certain intervals were also busy pleasing each other. 

The third lady playing was a sexy solid woman with big tits who liked her men naked and their cocks hard and uncovered. She enjoyed getting fucked and sucking dicks until they came in her mouth or on her face. Her husband enjoyed eating her cum filled ho ho after some guy had just fucked it. They had put an ad in Craigslist and had come through with flying colors.Since I've returned the theater action has been pretty good. 

Three couples were playing last Tuesday. A pretty blonde was getting fucked in the bedroom while outside watching was a very sexy lady who was getting groped by a bunch of horny dudes. Later, she was in the bedroom getting fucked by her boyfriend and a guest and occasionally she would stand up and let the guys who were watching fondle her beautiful breasts or reach down and play with her sweet wet pussy.

Tuesday, December 22, 2015

Update: Technical Difficulties Resolved at The Journal

Doc here, a man who say was once known as Obi Wan Cannoli, with an update on technical issues on The Good Doctor's end. These technical issues resulted in sparse reports over the last few days. 

I am happy to report those issues have now been resolved at the Chez Lizardo, contractors have finished their work, and it's back to monkey business as usual at The Journal. Nope. They are back. Stay tuned.

Thanks,
Doc


Sunday, December 20, 2015

Programming Note: There will be a Disturbance at The Journal on Sunday 12/20

Doc here, a man who some say one piloted Slave 1 to nearby 7-Eleven for a corn dog and a Slurpee, with a programming note for today, Sunday, 12/20.

The Good Doctor will be enjoying a screening of Star Wars: The Force Awakens in the afternoon.  Once I return from Cinerama at The Valley, I will resume Sunday's posts and begin a surface attack. 

Thank you for your continued support of The Journal of Adult Theaters. 

Grand Moff Lizardo

Saturday, December 19, 2015

Upcoming Visit! Today at 2pm! P and Birthday Girl F at 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Chicago (w/PICS)

Doc here, a man who some say has jet-fuel running through his veins, with a special Visit Announcement for 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Chicago for TODAY (Saturday 12/29) at 2PM.

My good friends and long-time contributors P+F will be celebrating F's birthday today with an afternoon matinee at 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Chicago's western burbs.  F just might wearing her birthday hat, or if lady luck is on her side, wearing her birthday suit for the matinee. 

In terms of what movie they will be enjoying, it's a toss-up between "Star Wars: The Force Awakens" and "Big Titties in Bangkok #11". 

Here is a pic or two of the birthday girl...














So kids, if you happen to stop by 15th Ave. today around 2pm, and you see the birthday girl F, tell her Happy Birthday and that Doc sent you!

Thanks,
Doc

Friday, December 18, 2015

Breaking News! 1 Adult Theater Closed, Another in 2016 - Report by Jay Owen


Doc here, a man who some say once ran confectionery and bait shop somewhere in the Midwest, specializing in the best crullers and night crawlers in town. 

Oy vey, another piece of bad news from this thing of ours. New contributor Jay Owen has informed The Good Doctor that two well-known adult theaters in Northern California are either closed now or scheduled to close in 2016.

You can imagine this news sucks out loud. California has almost wiped out all of it's hetero-friendly adult theaters, save for San Diego's 4 theaters *see which ones in the adult theater database at the top of this page). 

Please welcome to The Journal Jay Owen and his update on the state of these NoCal adult theaters.

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Funville Amusement - CLOSED
Vallejo, CA
Dr. Lizardo,

I bring sad news to this thing of ours. News of two theater closures in Northern California. One done. One eminent.

1. Funville Theater and adult book store in Vallejo, CA is closed. It closed with little or no warning back in October I believe. They have a Facebook page (search for "Funville Amusement Center" on FB) that says they hope to re-open somewhere, someday. I'm not holding my breath.


2. The Secrets store in Oakland, CA on Broadway at 2nd street is scheduled to close "sometime in 2016" is all the staff would say. The store staff said they have no plans to relocate the theater since they have other smaller stores in the region. These smaller Secrets stores have arcades but no theaters. In a recent article in the newspaper, the author stated that the property owner has plans to demo and/or remodel all buildings and develop something new on the valued site. 

Thursday, December 17, 2015

The Good Doctor's Pics of the Day! The Mysterious Maya with 16 New Pics!

Doc here, a man who some say one played for three weeks straight on the cruise ship U.S.S. Bel Culo, covering  K-Billys Super Sounds of the 70's, with The Good Doctor's Pics of the Day.

This evening we feature one of the naughtiest women in this thing of ours, my good friend The Mysterious Maya.

Maya sent me an early Christmas gift a week and a half ago - a file with 16 brand new pics of Maya playing with an assortment of well-hung guys, who were playing with an assortment of Maya's holes. 

Maya would love to hear from you, the good readers of The Journal.  She can be reached at swgirl1978@yahoo.com . 

Please sit back, pop open a Fresca (Hi Gemini!), and enjoy these stroke-tastic images of The Mysterious Maya as your Good Doctor's Pics of the Day!

Thanks,
Doc

The Mysterious Maya's 16 Pics of the Day!
(Please click to ENLARGE)

Tuesday, December 15, 2015

Final Poll Results! The Inspiration Behind Doc's Avatar (AKA The Little Guy in the Suit)

Doc here, a man who some say has a head of hair like a 50's matinee idol, with the results of our most recent poll, "Who is the Lizardo avatar modeled after?"

I get asked at almost every event I host about the Lizardo avatar. Who is it? Is it you? It is someone else? Is it your Uncle Argento?  

So I put the question to you in poll form, with 4 real world-ish inspirations for your old friend in the white suit and aviators.  All solid choices, but only one true inspiration.

Well, the community of adult theater enthusiasts has spoken, and it was a very close vote!  

The results: 

CANCELLED! CumSlut Charity's Christmas Gangbang and Bukkake at Bliss Adult Theater in Dallas on Wednesday Dec. 16th from 12 Noon to 3PM

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Monday, December 14, 2015

Box Score! Bad Santa Party at 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Chicago on 12/12/15

Doc here, a man who some say was once the 191st ranked indian club juggler in North American, with the Box Score from this Saturday night's HUGE Bad Santa Party at 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Chicago (and hosted by yours truly).

It was a great night in Chicago's western burbs, and it just have been the craziest party we have ever thrown at 15th Ave.  The stage inside the Party Room may never be the same!

While I will have a full House Call Report coming soon (Hi J&J!), here are the numbers for the event:

BOX SCORE: BAD SANTA PARTY AT 15TH AVE

67 Couples
 8 Single Females
 6 T-Gurls
Dozens & Dozens of Single Guys

Keep checking The Journal in the next few days for the House Call Report on the party itself.  Bad Santa is still smiling...

Thanks,
Doc

Sunday, December 13, 2015

Flash Report! Club Tabu in Lansing, Michigan by Jamming Jackie!


Doc here, a man who some say owns a phased plasma rifle in the 40 watt range, with a brand new Flash Report from regular contributor, Jamming Jackie.

JJ hit Club Tabu in Lansing, MI, and has filed this report.

What find you, sir?

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Hello there Doc, 

Jamming Jackie here and checking in from Lansing, Michigan. It had been a long day and by about 10pm or so I'm figuring its time to get some shut eye but I might as well check the Journal and see what's going on in this middle of the mitten area of Michigan. 

Seconds later a quick scroll in the database yields Club Tabu only 4 miles away! A gift from the heavens for sure and while tired and ready for bed I take this as a sign from the theater gods and decide I had better at least go check it out and at least send in a report to update the excellent upbeat, optimistic (and accurate) review of the establishment by Flynn from a little over a year ago.

Friday night 11:16pm arrival, just about prime time Yelp report says (they really Yelp about adult theaters? LOL). Parking lot looks packed! Good to see so I scope out for a few minutes while checking last minute texts and emails before playing my $10 entry fee for unlimited in and out all night till 4am. Only one old black guy on a bike asked me for a quarter on the way through the off street parking lot. Other than that smooth sailing from the car through the well lit safe feeling lot to the building.

Desk clerk seems friendly and said there was one couple in earlier, but not sure if they are still there. I told him I'm on a undercover reconnaissance mission for the Dr. Emilio Lizardo's Journal of Adult Theaters as an undocumented, unauthorized, unassociated but appreciated traveling dirty detective investigating for the cause. His unfazed look gave him away as a newbie to this thing of ours. Face piercings and all he was very helpful.