Wednesday, January 27, 2016

Call For New and Missing Adult Theater Reports!

Doc here, a man who some say has always put the lotion in the basket so he never gets the hose, with a make good for you, the good readers of and reporters for The Good Doctor's Journal.

During this past summer, there were several weeks where submitted reports came into The Journal when I wasn't in a position to edit, format, or publish them.  I was being pulled in several different directions (all kinda awful, to be honest with you) unrelated to this thing of ours, and I was not able to keep my eye on the ball.  

And by ball, I mean The Journal.  

During this time, starting in late May through August & September, there were many reports came in that I was not able to publish. By the time I got my footing back at The Journal, it was all I could do to keep up with the current flow of reports and get them published, let alone keep my hosting duty commitments with events at 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Chicago, CTs Adult Theater in Gary, IN, and The Art Cinema in Hartford. 

Here is my ask: If you submitted a report during that time window, and didn't see your report get published at The Journal, please send a new e-mail to me HERE with the report and I will publish it as soon as possible. To make it up to you, I will create a new (or new upgraded) logo for you with your re-submitted report(s). 

The one reporter I am totally caught up with is senior Journal scribe, The Oral Reporter.  But the rest of the Lizardo reporting team, I owe it to you to get your valued work up, and quickly. I hope you guys accept my apology, and can send in your submissions.  I will be looking for them.

New reports are also needed...badly. A few cities have gone pretty quiet on the reporting front: Dallas, Hartford, Tampa, Berlin NJ, even Portland & Seattle.   But as always, I want reports from across the adult theater spectrum.  Please send them on in...

For new reporters, here are a few helpful guidelines for your first report:

  • I will need a pen name for you (singles or couples) to publish the report for starters.  If you need me to help you with one (about 50% of the time I do), I will be glad to help. 
  • Name the theater and it's city, the date, day, and time of your visit.  
  • A photo of the outside of the theater is always appreciated. I constantly update by adult theater archive of photos of the theaters. If you don't have one, it's OK.
  • Send in a much detail as you can remember.  I can always edit down if it's too long.  I do not "edit up".
  • Don't worry if your English or writing skills are not your string suit. I will edit your grammar, usage, and punctuation. I have your back.
  • I will add in pics if I have any from that location, if you didn't submit any. 
I will acknowledge receipt of your report when I see it in my in-box, and give you a rough idea of when to expect to see it on The Journal's front page. Fair enough?

Thank you again for your patience and your valued readership.  Last month saw over 260,000 pageviews at The Journal, and this month we are on track for the same. This thing of ours is getting to be quite a thing...