Couples Flash Report! Sarah Goes Solo to The Oregon Theater in Portland in August, 2017

Doc here, a man who some say will (on demand with little to no warning) create a balloon animal 12-person orgy arrangement that will amuse most and horrify your mom's friend Carol. 

2017 is ending with a bang, with some great reports in the pipeline and legendary couples appearances in December. I'll have some details for you on the subject(s) of this report later on, Max & Sarah and their trip to the PNW.

This past August, Sarah (of Max & Sarah) made a solo trip to The Oregon Theater in Portland.  Sarah is a smoking hot brunette making her first solo visit ever, as Max was monitoring the visit remotely.  It almost ended in disaster with a meathead almost spoiling the night, but a Cute Guy came to the rescue. 

Take it away Sarah!

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Hello Doc,

First of all, apologies that it has taken me so long to write this. We have had many adventures this summer but the Oregon Theater was the absolute highlight. I arrived in Portland on Thursday, the night before Max. It’s a long boring story but I was in town alone.

Sometimes I can be ‘challenging’ as a sub. I really don’t mean to be but sometimes I want to surprise Max. That is usually the time that Max isn’t looking for a surprise from me, rather he wants me to do exactly what I am told without question and without my suggestions. I have been doing a lot of this ‘topping from the bottom’ lately and Max was tired of it. [Max: SO TIRED] So he gave me a mission that I was to follow exactly.  I was to go to the Oregon Theater and see how many guys I could get.  For those of you who have read Ray’s report about our visit, what he says about me being timid and scared is true. And I am able to show that fear and vulnerability when Max is with me. But I had never been to a theater alone, and without Max there I was what Max calls ‘predator’. I like it when he calls me that.

I walked in and went right into the theater. [Max: 10:25, she texts, “I’m in.”] It took a second for my eyes to adjust so I could only make out a woman on the table by the screen with two guys around her, and another woman getting fucked from behind leaning on the table. I saw two guys on couches.  I slowly walked around the perimeter of the couples section, just looking and not talking to anyone.

Sarah (from Max & Sarah)
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 One guy was jacking off by the woman and followed me as I walked back up the aisle.  He walked in front of me and sat down on one of the couches. [Max: We’ll call him Cute Guy. More on him later.] I sat on the couch next to him. Close but not touching him. He had his dick out and as I started to reach over for it, another guy came over from one of the couches and said “Can I fuck you?” I'm not looking for romance here but “Can I fuck you?” Really? I gave a quiet and polite no. Then I noticed that I was surrounded by guys and that scared me. Remember, this was my first time doing this alone.

Happy Thanksgiving from The Good Doctor & The Journal of Adult Theaters!

Happy Thanksgiving to you, all the good readers and contributors to The Journal of Adult Theaters. Your numbers are legion, your decision-making questionable, but your love for this thing of ours unmistakable. 

I could list everyone I am thankful for, but I will inevitably leave somebody out. However, if your name was ever in the title of a post here at the Journal, or your non de plume was ever used in a report, please know I am thankful for you helping keep our little niche of the lifestyle community thriving. 

A special thank you goes out to the reporters here at The Journal, whose hard work preparing & submitting reports keeps this train chugging along.   I have a ton of reports in the editing hopper, and I'll do my best getting them into the light of day shortly. 

Another special thank-you goes out to the lovely Twistingly, whose stellar work at the Lizardo-hosted events is always top-shelf. An amazing Physician's Assistant!

My last thank you goes out to my faithful steed, Barky Lizardo.  Barky can be usually found underneath my sprawling desk, in his bed, keeping The Good Doctor company as he edits reports, Photoshops images, or edits a promo video on an upcoming adult theater-related event he'll be hosting. Barky also snores like a big boy, and it's always comforting.

Enjoy your day everyone. Eat. Drink. And make questionable decisions you'll have to answer to well into the new year. 

Thank you for everything!
Doc

Field Report! Excitement Video in N. Myrtle Beach, SC by FunCouple!

Doc here, a man who some say has cranberry sauce and stuffing coursing through his veins, with a brand new location in this thing of ours to add to the adult theater database: Excitement Video in N. Myrtle Beach, SC.

Returning with their report is the awesome FunCouple!  Love their reporting style!

Here we go!

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Hi Doc!

FunCouple here with another general review of an establishment that isn't in the database: Excitement Video in North Myrtle Beach, SC (3106 Highway 17 S, North Myrtle Beach, SC 29582). (ed. note: I have just added it to the dB. Thanks!)

Excitement Video
N. Myrtle Beach, SC

We go here every time we are in town. It's located in a small strip mall next door to Pearl's Gentlemen's Club. We usually venture into Pearl's for a little while to "pregame" for Excitement Video. LOL When you walk into the video store it's a large, clean well-lit video/toy/lingerie shop. There is parking both in the front and rear of the building.

8 Questions from The Good Doctor: Chapter 10 - KimInPublic (w/Pics!)

Doc here, a man who some say always gets his meats at Satriale's, with the next chapter in what some critics have said is "The best thing Doc has done in awhile!": 8 Questions from The Good Doctor. 

Today our lovely lady, who is willing to bare all for us, is the amazing Kim in Public.  Kim's Twitter may be my favorite adult content on Twitter, because it's real. Real HOT!  The Good Doctor and Kim started communicating not long ago, and before long she accepted my invite to be the next subject of "8 Questions". 

Kim is a specialist in the public sex scene, and somewhat new to the theater scene.  However, she bridges both and has some great tales to tell!  

Without further ado, please welcome my good friend and New Jersey mall prowler, Kim in Public!

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1. 

The Good Doctor: When was your first public sex experience?
Kim in Public: If we define public as “with an audience” and not just “outdoors”…then the first one was in college. I was fucking a guy in his room at a frat house (don’t judge) when I realized that his roommate was in the room, watching and jerking off. At first I was horrified, but then I realized I was turned on by it.

If we are talking just “outdoors” then from a real early age I was letting boys see and touch my tits and pussy. I don’t know when I realized that boys liked to feel me and I liked to be felt. I was the only girl in the neighborhood and we would play “manhunt” and I’d let the boys find me and feel me up. It was a lot of fun…maybe I that’s why I do the “Find Me Fuck Me” game on Twitter…reminds me of the good ol’ days! 

All Pics Courtesy of Kim in Public
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TONIGHT! Saturday 11/18/17! French Maid Party at 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Chicago! Hosted by Doc!

Oui, oui... Doc here, a man who some say was called by the French during a recent trip there as "Le gros trou du cul". I whole-heartedly agree.

Well kids, your old friend in the white suit and aviators is super-excited for Saturday night's HUGE French Maid Party at 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Chicago. The response has been great on SLS, Fetlife, and through our back-channel connections on the Lizardo Fresh-Take Hotline. I strongly recommend you do not miss this party.

As usual with the whole-facility events at 15th Ave. Adult Theater , the 1st 50 male/female couples in the door starting at 8pm receive a cool 15th Ave. Swag Bag! Wanna see 'em?

Swag Bags for the French Maid Party!

Our infamous Sexy Dance Contest starts about 10:15pm, with yours truly MCing the shenanigans of entrants as they vie for 3 great prizes - $40 vibrators! Sign up early to be part of the contest fun!

First time couples - If you arrive between 8pm and 9:15 pm, ask for me (Doc) and I'll be glad to give you a tour of the facility myself. If I am not available, one of the other helpful staff members will happily show you around.

The Lizardo Lantern will be shining brightly above Chicago's western burbs! Look for the light, follow the signal, and be ready for a great night!

Make plans to join us!  Remember to Follow the Good Doctor on Twitter @LizardoJournal or click HERE . 

Questions? You can also e-mail me at emiliolizardo1@gmail.com .

Thanks,

Doc

Flash Report! Anaconda Steps Up to the Plate at Secrets in Des Moines, WA on 11/14/17

Doc here, a man who some say was once mistaken for Bigfoot while on vacation in the Pacific Northwest in the 1970's, all because his Fu-Manchu mustache was a little bushy. 

Senior Journal reporter Anaconda is back, and this time ventured to Secrets in Des Moines, WA a scant 2 days ago.  What did he find? What did he do? Was he having a good hair day?

Let's find out...

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Hey Doc,  

Senior scribe Anaconda back again with a new report from the great Pacific Northwest.

Work took me out west this week and I knew I had to give Secrets in Des Moines, WA  another try.  I had only gotten the chance to check it out once before and came away empty handed.  I debated trying to get down to Portland since the sources make it sound like every night is a party night at the Oregon Theater, but my schedule just didn't allow it.  

So, I rolled into Secrets parking lot around 8PM on Tuesday night (11/14) and it was pretty full.  Had a feeling it was all guys though since I hadn't seen any announcements come out (which Secrets does on several platforms, namely Twitter @MoinesSecrets).  I entered and paid my $10 admission and found I was right, about about 8-10 guys scattered around the place, no couples or women.  So I settled in to watch some porn and wait as patiently as I could.  

Around 9:30pm my patience paid off and a couple came strolling in.  They were very nice  average, next door types.  She was cute, with nice tits and strawberry blonde hair.  They took up residence on a couch in the smaller theater room and the crowd gathered.  Everyone kept their distance at first and just watched from afar to see what they were going to get into. 

Field Report! FunCouple Returns with a Profile of the Adult Superstore in St. Albans, WV!

Doc here, a man who some say used to take the Johnny Cab to work daily, until someone blabbed...

Joining us for their 2nd report is the awesome FunCouple!  This time, they hit another West Virginia adult theater, the Adult Superstore in St. Albans (near Charleston, WV).  This place sounds like one of those hidden gems my good friend Brent in Portland & I discuss all the time.

Take it away, FunCouple!

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Hi Doc!

We wanted to give a quick review of an establishment that we do not see listed in the Adult Theater Database:  Adult Superstore in St. Albans, West Virginia!  (ed. note: Added now!)

Adult Superstore
St. Albans, WV

We have been there a few times, but for now, will just give a brief overview of the Adult Superstore.  It is located on Rt. 60 (MacCorkle Ave) in St. Albans (actually Jefferson we think).  For a point of reference, it is about 10 minutes from downtown Charleston, WV.

Field Report! GentleTongue Returns with Intel on KY (Kentucky, you pervs!)

Doc here, a man who some say was Modern Contruction magazine's centerfold for August, 2005.  I posed with rebar and a strategically placed safety cone.

It's been awhile since The Good Doctor has heard from long-time contributor GentleTongue. His reports are insightful and always useful, and it's good to have him back.

What say you, GT?

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Hello esteem Dr Lizardo,

Although it has been some time since I contributed to the Journal of this thing of ours, I would like to just provide a few minor notes for the database..

1. Dixie Video - Radcliff, KY. This place is open 24/7 and for a charge of $10 you gain access to the arcade and theater. The booths are very roomy with about 16 or 20 with a fair amount having glory holes. However, one must bring those $1's to enjoy the selection. The theater is not bad but caution, look before you sit, as the springs are exposed on at least 2 couches. Overall the place is clean, well lit parking. Nothing to report for a Sunday night though, as expected.

Single Lady Flash Report! Kim in Public's 1st Report: "Grab a Drink With Me?" (w/Pics!)

Doc here, a man who some say wears bowling shoes away from the bowling alley. Why you may ask?  Because they are smooth...

Speaking of smooth, The Good Doctor would like to introduce you to the newest contributor to The Journal of Adult Theaters, the lovely Kim in Public.  I was first introduced to Kim and her lust for public fun via her outstanding Twitter, @KimInPublic . 

Kim's very active Twitter will sometimes see her flashing in a parking lot, caressing her amazing boobs as she walks to her vehicle. Other times, she's in a public restroom, pulling up her sweater and dropping her panties (if she is wearing them at all).  And she documents it all for us, ladies and gentlemen.  So please and thank you, follow @KimInPublic . 

If that wasn't enough, she is an excellent blogger. Kim will write about memorable encounters on her Tumblr, Kim, in Public. It was there I saw her writing, and asked her if she would like to contribute to The Journal, starting with her latest public encounter from this past Friday afternoon, 11/10. 

She said yes.

So kids, sit back, sip on a peach vodka (Hi Gemini!), and enjoy the song stylings of the newest member of The Journal's rogues gallery of reporters, Kim in Public!

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Doc,

I had just finished a work meeting at the Cheesecake Factory in the mall and I wasn’t ready to go home, or worse, go back to work.  So I posted some photos of me pulling my tits out of my sweater on Twitter and posted my location.  Maybe someone was out there and wanted to buy me a drink.

Now, I don’t always tag my location.  Depending where I am, being found by one (or more) Twitter followers wouldn’t be good, and sometimes not safe.  But this was the mall and since everyone had off for Veteran’s Day, it was packed, so I made an exception.

I was wearing this large oversized sweater that could be pulled down to be off my shoulder.  I liked it because it made it super easy to pull my tits out whenever I wanted. It was also long enough that I decided it could be a dress.  I headed back to my car to take off my leggings so I could also flash my pussy a bit.  I went back in to a different restaurant (taking a quick video of the fact I had no pants or panties on to post) and grabbed a glass of wine at the bar.

I looked at my Twitter feed and saw that one of my followers posted that he was in the mall looking for me.  A moment later, there was a very good looking man standing behind me.  Coincidence, or was this the guy who just posted?  

Flash Report! Dry Clean Only Hits Berlin New Agency in NJ on Wednesday 11/8

Doc here, a man who some say once had a popular cable-access show named "You Can Unicycle". This show showed it's audience the pure joy of mounting and riding a unicycle, resulting in improved self-confidence & more "luck with the ladies".  It was yanked off the air 3 weeks after it's first showing, and there are still lawsuits pending in NY and NJ.

Speaking of New Jersey, one cannot mention this state without mentioning the awesome Berlin News Agency, in Berlin, NJ.  One of the legendary locations in this thing of ours, it is plugging right along providing a great place to fly one's freak flag. 

Senior Journal of Adult Theaters reporter, Dry Clean Only, is back and better than ever with this report from a mid-week visit to BNA. Spoiler alert: It was pretty awesome.

Take it away, Dry Clean Only!

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Doc, unfortunately I don't have the time right now to be Angela Lansbury so please forgive me for a rather direct, but significant, update from the field.

I wanted to let everyone know that BNA, especially on a weeknight, rarely disappoints. Actually my other reports in  BNA have been weeknights, too, including my favorite fall 2015 story, which has provided me many a night of sweet dreams since.  

While the early bird may get the worm, the late bird got the feast this past Wednesday 11/8/17! 

Berlin News Agency
Berlin, NJ

I arrived at approximately 8 p.m., unfortunately I had figured on an earlier arrival time, but business obligations were what they were. Upon my arrival, Paul was at the front desk, and greeted me like the regular that I wish I were, and told me with a wink that I would have some material for a good report even at this relatively quiet time of week and early hour of the evening. I knew something must be up because the parking lot was quite full. However none of my radar posts had indicated any activity would be taking place.

I entered the theater to find the beautiful sight of a couple sitting in the last row of the theater room, with her bare legs up on the backs of the seats in front of her, and her husband sitting next to her fingering her as they watched the movie. 

8 Questions from The Good Doctor: Chapter 9 - Piper, The Gloryhole Princess (w/Video & Pics!)

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Tonight! Pajama Party at The Oregon Theater in Portland on Friday November 10th, 2017 8pm til 3am!

The Good Doctor's Pic of the Day: The San Diego Smokeshow!

Doc here, a man who some say is "Surfing World" magazines #72 long-board surfer in the
Cannoli Class (middle-aged Italians with a bad knee division).  I ride that wave, hard.

In the 8+ years here at The Journal, no one has made a first impression quite like the amazing San Diego Smokeshow.  From her first report in which she was mentioned by Rockhard, visiting The Jolar Cinema in San Diego, to her "8 Questions with The Good Doctor" feature, I get asked more about her than just about any other legendary lady on The Journal. 

And today, The Good Doctor is paying it forward for you, the good readers of The Journal.  How about a brand new, never before seen image of The San Diego Smokeshow?

Yeah, me too!

Please welcome back to The Journal, the amazing San Diego Smokeshow, as The Good Doctor's Pic of the Day!

Field Report! FunCouple Reports on Airport Video in Beaver (Beckley), WV!

Doc here, a man who some say the late John Denver once referred to as "that douchebag in the white coat", with a first time couples reporting team, FunCouple!

This terrific couple knows the lifestyle landscape in the Southeast very well, and we will be seeing more of their reports soon here at The Journal!

In their first report, FunCouple gives us an overview of one of their favorite stops, Airport Video in Beaver, WV (near Beckley).  

Yeah, I know....Beaver.  But, this place sound intriguing!

Take it away, FunCouple!

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Hello Doc, 

We have been reading this site for years and totally have enjoyed the hot stories of everyone's experiences!  We have  been going to Adult Theaters for years mostly in the southeast.  We will start reviewing them here, but first want to share what we have found is the best kept secret in the southeast.......  Airport Video in Beckley, West Virginia!

We have been going to Airport Video for several years, so to start off, we will just give a general review of this hidden little gem.  First off, it's very conveniently located right off of I-64 in Beaver (appropriate huh?), WV near Beckley.  It's about 5 miles from the I-77 and I-64 interchange.  For reference, it's about 30 miles south of Charleston, WV.  

Airport Video
Beaver, WV

From the outside, it does not look like much.  It's a small building with 2 detached trailers and a gravel parking  lot.  This may scare some people from going in.  Don't be detracted, it's nicer inside.  You enter into a typical adult bookstore/video store with a nice selection of the essentials.  Through the doorway on the right is a booth are that has been recently remodeled with 7 booths all with gloryholes, as well a small "lounge area" with a TV.  Through the doorway to the left of the store leads to a large expanded party deck with picnic tables and chairs.  On the weekends this is where the parties are hosted (more on that later).  

Flash Report! G.K. Arbee Meets Zoe & Mitch and Paige at The Lido Adult Theater in Dallas on 10/26/17

Doc here, a man who some say is Field & Stream magazine's #14 ranked bluegill angler in the Midwest, with a grand return to form for senior Journal reporter, G.K. Arbee. 

2017 has been a roller coaster for good ol' G.K. Arbee, but like all seasoned adult theater goers, he is finishing strong and hard!  His port of call is the venerable Lido Adult Theater in Dallas, TX, and his report is compelling.  We meet "Mitch and Zoe", and she sounds pretty incredible, kids. We also meet "Paige", who knows someone I know well...

Pour yourself a glass of Gemini's favorite libation (peach vodka) and enjoy the work of G.K. Arbee!

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Hello Good Dr.,

Finally something fantastic to report about the Lido in Dallas! As I have reported in the past, most of my adult theater adventures take place while I'm on the road, and for safety, I typically do not play much at my home base in the Fort Worth/Dallas area... However, I had a good reason to be out of the house and had a totally free night to spend up at the Lido Adult Theater. 

The Lido Adult Theater
Dallas, TX

Now "Thursdays" are ladies nights at Lido, so I figured why not give it a try. I had been to several dozen "ladies nights" over the years and not really had all that much luck over the years.. I got a really terrible blowjob back in 2014, and a hand job here and there, and that's about it... Well.. that all changed on Thursday October 26th, 2017!!!

I arrive at the Lido and the parking lot is rather empty, at about 7pm. I pay my $11.00 and head upstairs to see if anything is going on. Well, for the first 45 minutes, it's just dead as a stone up there. Just the usual random guys wondering up and down the hall, occasionally checking the theater.. just quiet... At about 7:30, I figure I'll just settle in to the theater, get my eyes adjusted, and watch some porn.

Just before 8pm, the theater starts filling up with guys.. (which led me to believe a couple wasn't far behind), and sure enough, a nice looking 40 something couple comes into the theater. They stand for a few minutes to get their eyes adjusted, then finally take a seat in the front row, not directly in front of the theater screen. The guys all crowd them, and soon the gentleman tells them to just "draw an imaginary line about 4 foot away from them" and stand back until they are invited... 

 They were a nice couple named "Mitch and Zoe". She was a beautiful tall blonde, pretty face, perfect breasts, and she was dressed to play! Zoe finally asked Mitch if it was ok for her to play, he said yes... 

He laid down the law, that there were only to be 3 guys at a time "in line for blowjobs". There were about 12-15 guys in the area, some were not following the rules, and he asked them to just move on... I waited patiently in line for my turn, and when I was next, I leaned over and told her that I had been going to the Lido for almost 2 decades and had never had anything more than a toothy bad blowjob and a hand job in the theater in all my visits.. Zoe, got up from her knees and told me she was going to give me a special treat tonight. 

Just Announced! The Oregon Theater in Portland Announces Gobblefest on Friday November 17th, 2017 from 8pm til 3am!

Flash Report! Dry Clean Only Goes Trick or Treating at a Lizardo Event: Halloween Party at 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Chicago on 10/21/17!

Doc here, a man who some say knows you can't trust Melanie, but you can trust Melanie to be Melanie.

The Good Doctor is very fortunate to have a pantheon of solid reporters in the field, and who have been contributing for years. I've met quite a few of them over the years, both in Chicago, but also on the road, and from coast to coast.

One of the very few I had not met up to this point was senior reporter Dry Clean Only (DCO to his friends). For whatever reason, our paths never met...That was until Saturday October 21st, 2017, the night of the 5th Annual Halloween Party at 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Chicago. And ladies and gentlemen of The Journal, you could not meet a nicer guy!  

We was well-prepared for a big night at 15th Ave, and I made a point to introduce him to several of his Journal peers at the party (which DCO notates nicely in his report).  He settled in like he'd been a regular at 15th Ave., and he was soaking up the crazy scene.

With that being said, please welcome back to The Journal, Dry Clean Only!

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Doc, 

What a whirlwind it has been! Forgive me for not banging this report out sooner, but this is the first chance I've had to catch my breath. I thought your devotees would enjoy a write-up about your 5th Annual Halloween Party at 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Chicago.

Ninety-five percent of America is unfortunate enough to have never ventured into an adult theater. Of the lucky 5%, half have never been to a 5-Lizardo-rated venue, and of those that have, only a very lucky few have had the privilege of attending The Host With The Most's Halloween Event. Somehow, I became lucky enough for the work travel schedule and Lizardo Schedule to align, putting me in Chicago, on my own, on Saturday October 21st, and I've been thanking the Theater Gods ever since.

The week before was filled with anticipation, and quite a bit of fun chat with a small band of friends on Twitter about the upcoming event (Hi @GingerSquirts @MSexualHealer @Twistinglee @Game_of_Boners @StuntSlutSimone). 

I touched down in a beautiful late October evening, 75 degrees and sunny, hit the hotel, and made my way in DryCleanOnly fashion to 15th Ave, where I immediately recognized my longtime digital friend, now in the flesh (well, at least a white lab coat), Doc. He instantly recognized me, though we'd never been in the same place at the same time, amid his final preparations and welcomed me "home".

The place was abuzz with fresh air, twilight fading to night, and youthful optimism among the early arrivals streaming about. I immediately enjoyed some conversation with a few of the fellows at the counter and made my way back into the hall toward the Secret Room. I had arrived just a few minutes prior to start time of 8pm and found all the lockers were taken, but found a spot for backpack and costume in the corner of the room.

Twistingly's Twisted Tales: A Secret Room 2125: Doctor's & Nurses After Party Happy Hour at 15th Ave. in Chicago

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