Flash Report! Old Salt Hits Mon Chalet in Denver, CO - March 2018

Doc here, a man who some say misses the sea the same way a stripper misses her pole. 

The S.S. Bel Culo has pulled into port this cool Saturday afternoon, and bounding down it's gangway is first-time reporter Old Salt, captain's log in his hand.  Buried in it's pages is an accounting of his first time in a lifestyle anything, and as long time Chicago White Sox broadcaster would say, "You can put him on the board...YES!". 

With his first report (of his first time), please welcome to The Journal, Old Salt!

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Doc,

It was an interesting experience losing my lifestyle virginity. On the advice of fearless leader Doc (ed. note: Thank you for the shout out!), I tried the Mon Chalet during a recent trip to Denver earlier this month. 

Luckily, I read the lifestyle primer and many, many flash reports and advice columns before my visit, so I wasn’t as nervous as I could have been. I’ve never been shy about nudity so that was never the concern, but the idea of a room full of people doing their thing was still a little daunting. Long story short…a good time was had by all. 

First a little description of Mon Chalet. #1 is pay attention to get there. The driveway is before the sign and it’s on a very busy one-way street. Be prepared to turn right immediately after the 7-11! 

Mon Chalet
Denver, CO (Address in the Adult Theater Database)

After arriving at Mon Chalet, I went with a matinee room on a Wednesday even though I could have just done a pool pass. I wanted a room to relax and gather my courage before hitting the pool area and a place to leave my stuff just in case. The hotel in general is very well kept and the staff was extremely nice. I told them it was my first time and they carefully explained the layout and how everything worked. I was very grateful. 

The Good Doctor's Pic of the Day! A Bonus Pic of The San Diego Smokeshow!

Doc here, a man who some say neither owns a pair a gray sweatpants, nor goes commando inside a pair of gray sweatpants. Homey doesn't roll that way, yo. 

Once again, it's one of The Journal's most popular features, The Good Doctor's Pic of the Day!  Here, your old friend in the white suit and aviators will publish a brand new pic from one of my contributors, or an outstanding pic from The Journal's archive of real submitted pics.

Today, I bring you a brand new image from the west coast legend that is The San Diego Smokeshow!  Last week, I brought you a real tease of an image of TSDSS, feature a perky breast in a sheer top. 

Flash Report! Johnny Paradise Returns with Tales from The Naked City - Toledo, OH

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Flash Report! The Weary Traveler + The Two J's Hit PastTimeVideo in Steubenville, OH in January, 2018 w/PICS!

Doc here, a man who some say only feels at home while wearing a snorkel & fins.

The Good Doctor is continuing his Spring clean-up of reports, and this one is a doozy! Regular contributor to The Journal, The Weary Traveler, is back with a tale of two nights with two girls at PastTime Video in Steubenville, OH from this past January. 

And...How about some smoking hot images of the girls doing their thing?  I've got you. (remember to click the thumbnails to ENLARGE the pics)

Take it away, Weary Traveler!

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Doc, 

Weary Traveler here. It's been a long time since we've spoken, and I feel I should fill you in on my 2 latest adventures into this thing of ours. 

I've been lucky enough to not have to travel much this winter, which has given me plenty of time to explore new places in my area with some old friends. One of those places is PastTime Video in Steubenville, OH. It's a fairly happening place with a lot of couple activity. Clean booths and 2 theaters. Normally I go in myself but as any truly responsible member of this thing of ours, I feel that every once in a while I should do my part to contribute to the other single guys, just as they contribute to me when they bring their ladies in. 

I'll start with a visit that took place a few weeks ago when I brought Jessica to PastTime. Jessica is an absolute minx, and eager to please just about anyone. She's also a major squirter, which turned a lot of the guys on. She took on all cummers, and left wanting more. Once she gets going, she's impossible to stop.

Which brings me to our most recent visit. Jessica called me and said not only was she on fire to return, but she has a friend, Jasmine, that was willing to dip her toes into the waters and see how it all went. We'll, it went very well for each and every guy in attendance. The 2 J's took on all cummers, creating havoc and squirting all over the place. Oh, and of course they had a little fun with each other too. 

Flash Report! The Falcon Continues His Trip to BNA in Berlin, NJ in November, 2017!

Doc here, a man who some say was once seen skydiving over a rocky patch of land near Altoona, with the second report of 2 from long-time Journal scribe The Falcon.

In this report, The Falcon ventured north to the awesome Berlin News Agency in NJ, after a night in gastonia, NC at CVE. It would be a multiple day visit.

What say you, The Falcon?

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Dr.,

I continued my tour and made it to the BNA in New Jersey, Sunday about 1800 hours in November of 2017. There were a few cars in the lot but did not look too good, but I had made the trip so I went into the theater. 

On Sunday, they allow free movement from the theater to the booths all for one price. Soon after I arrived a lady came in and went into the booths. She was young and had a great body. She was in one of the booths that had glory holes and started entertaining the guys as well as herself. She was there for several hours accepting loads from anyone that would come by.  

Flash Report Spring Cleaning! The Falcon Hits CVE in Gastonia, NC in Late 2017

Doc here, a man who some say looks his best wearing a fishing vest, even though he does not fish.

It's Spring cleaning time here at The Journal, located in The Valley near the small women's liberal arts college.  And with that, I am doing a deep dive into report that I may have set aside for editing, and frankly, never finished. Through no fault of their own, I was distracted by a shiny object or a topless lady and it didn't get published.

This is the case with this cool report from long-time Journal contributor The Falcon.  The Falcon jumped in his F-16 and soared up to CVE in Gastonia, NC in November of 2017, and filed this report on his findings. 

Here we go!

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Dr., 

I started my annual trip from the warm southern city of Atlanta to the frozen north of Pa on November 4th and made it all the way to the Carolina Video Exchange in NC. I arrived about 1600 hours and the parking lot was full. Now this being Saturday and a full moon, and the parking lot full I was feeling this was definitely a winning combination. I went in and paid my fee and the clerk behind the desk said there were no couples in the theaters. I guess all the couples were in the couples only rooms.

Flash Report! LALover Hits 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Chicago in April, 2017 for a Trio of Nights

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The Good Doctor's Pic of the Day! A Brand New Image of The San Diego Smokeshow!

Doc here, a man who some say drove for hours, down from the Central Andes in Bolivia. He paused to take a drink from a local watering hole, when he noticed several of the women from a nearby village were bathing. He wandered over, politely introduced himself, and made love to most of them. This visit gained him a reputation throughout South America, often referred to as the buen doctor.

Welcome back to The Good Doctor's Pic of the Day.  This feature highlights either brand new images submitted to The Good Doctor, or some of my favorite images from The Journal's archive of original submitted pics.

Today is a brand new image of one of 2017's breakout stars at The Journal: The San Diego Smokeshow!

The San Diego Smokeshow was the subject of a report from The Jolar Cinema in San Diego, and the reporter claimed that she was, hands down, the hottest woman he had ever seen either inside or outside an adult theater.  She and her beau put on a hot show for the gents at The Jolar, and a legend was born, and you can read about it HERE.

Couple's Flash Report! Lance Romance & Sweet Polly Hit Fantasyland in Tampa in January, 2018!

Doc here, a man who some say was once known as "The Grande Martello". A performer who was able to throw knives and drive nails with his nether regions. His act was short-lived after multiple complaints and a court appearance.

The Good Doctor loves himself new reporters, and especially new couples reporters. And today we have just this...

Lance Romance & Sweet Polly have submitted a terrific Couples Flash Report about their trip to Fantasyland 1 in Tampa, and I am proud to present it to you, the good readers of The Journal. 

Here we go!

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Greetings Dr Lizardo,

My name is Lance and the love of my life’s name is Polly (Sweet Polly), and we are first time writers. We’ve been to the Art Cinema in Hartford, CT. before and I periodically check your blog. We had a trip coming up in Florida so I looked on your site for a place we could visit while on vacation. We also read your “adult theater primer” to kinda get an idea of what to expect (and we’re glad we did!)  We decided on Fantasyland in Tampa and were very pleased with our experience. 

Fantasyland 1
Tampa, FL

There were 9 cars in the parking lot when we arrived just a little after lunchtime. Upon entering the front door, we found ourselves in a store with toys, videos and clothes on display. We saw a door with a sign saying theater entrance, a door that led to a video arcade and a room (door was open) that had pool tables and TVs and couches and chairs in it. One of the clerks came from behind the counter (manager?) and said we looked like it was our first time there, and asked if we had any questions or could he help us with anything?

I told him we saw the signs on the doors and was there anything else we needed to know. He then explained the rooms and told us it was $15 to enter for a couple and that if, during our visit, we had any problems, or questions or issues with any of the other patrons, to let him know and he’d take care of it. We decided to look around a bit more (build courage:-)), saw a couple come out of the theater area, and decided to hit the arcade first. 

TONIGHT in Chicago! The 5th Annual St. Patty's Party at 15th Ave. Adult Theater! Hosted by Doc!

Updated Saturday 3/17 at 9:30am: Doc here!   Get Lucky, our 5th annual St. Patty's Party at 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Chicago is TONIGHT, 3/17/18, starting at 8pm and running until 1am!

The Lizardo 4000 is gassed and Simonized, and ready to trek into Chicago for tonight's BIG event! The lovely Twistingly will be assisting me as always! 

Some great couples have RSVP'd , and it's going to be a night where lady luck just may be in the air.

Amber Foxxx

I also got word today that my good friends, amateur porn stars Amber Foxxx and her hubby Big Dick, will be coming in from way out of town for the evening with us! It's been too long since we have seen them!  Welcome back guys!

A few reminders about tonight's big event:

• It's BYOB (Please drink responsibly)
• Couple's Preferred Parking in the rear lot until spaces fill up.
• Sexy Dance Contest at 10:30pm!  Sign up early with The Good Doctor! Great prizes for 1st, 2nd, and 3rd Places!
• Expanded Couples Section in the theater (entire left side).
• One price includes the entire facility.

See you tonight!

Thanks,
Doc

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Updated 3/14! Swag Bags will be given out to the first 50 M/F Couples in the door, starting at 8pm!  Here is a sneak peek at them! 

St. Patty's Party Swag Bags!

The Sexy Dance Contest (MC'd by The Good Doctor) will start at 10:30pm, so sign up early with Twistingly or myself so you grab a spot. GREAT prizes for tonight (1,2,3 place)!

Couples preferred parking in the rear lot (until it fills up). Get here early is my recommendation!

See you Saturday night Lizardos and Lizardettes!  Look for the guy in the lab coat!

Thanks,
Doc

Time is Running Out! Sign up for Doc Lizardo's Bracket Busters NCAA Hoops Tourney!

Doc Roundball here, and it's that time of year again!  It's time for The Journal of Adult Theater's NCAA Brackets Tourney!

Join our NCAA Tourney Group on Yahoo, Dr. Lizardo's Bracket Busters,  HERE - It's fun, and it's FREE!

Great prizes for 1st, 2nd, and 3rd place!

Don't delay...Enter your bracket before game 1 on Thursday morning at 11:15am CT. 

Thanks,
Doc

Less Than 24 Hours to Sign Up! Doc's 2018 NCAA Brackets Tourney: YES! Join In before it's Too Late!

Doc Roundball here, and it's that time of year again!  It's time for The Journal of Adult Theater's NCAA Brackets Tourney!

Join our Tourney Group on Yahoo, Dr. Lizardo's Bracket Busters,  HERE - It's fun, and it's FREE!

Great prizes for 1st, 2nd, and 3rd place!

Don't delay...Enter your bracket before game 1 on Thursday morning (CT). 

Thanks,
Doc

TONIGHT! The Secret Room 2125: Risky Business Party on Saturday March 10th, 2018 at 15th Ave. Adult Theater Party Room!

UPDATED Saturday 3/10 at 11:30am! Doc here with your final reminder about tonight's big Secret Room 2125: Risky Business Party in the Party Room of 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Melrose Park, IL. The fun starts at 8pm and runs until 1am!

The Lizardo 4000 is gassed and waxed, and ready to venture to Chicago for a big night of fun, decent weather (finally!), and some of Chicago's sexiest people!

Get ready to slide across the stage ladies in your long men's shirt and shades! 

Remember to check in with Twistingly at the Fetlife/Social Media Table, get your name tag, and network with some of the cool peeps in attendance!

Swag Bags for the first 20 Male/Female Couples in the door, starting at 8pm! Get there early so you don't miss out!

Now Available...

Secret Room 2125 Collector's Pin
(Available for Purchase!)

The Good Doctor will have a very limited number of a 2nd edition of the Secret Room 2125 Collectors Pins for sale for only $10/each or 2 for $15!  These are high quality enamel pins and must have for lifestylers!  We will have them available at the check in desk in the Party Room! If you missed the anniversary party last month, this will be your chance to get one for yourself!

We look forward to seeing everyone tonight deep inside The Secret Room 2125!

How about a peek at the preview video for The Secret Room 2125: Risky Business Party on Saturday March 10th, 2018 at 8pm at 15th Ave. Adult Theater, 2125 N. 15th Ave., in Melrose Park, IL?

Here are a few of the Secret Room 2125: Risky Business Party details you need to know for Saturday night's big event:

• The Good Doctor gets asked all the time about the Amazing Liz, who is my BYOB bartender at the Secret Room 2125 parties in Chicago. They say a pic is worth a thousand words... You're welcome! 

The Amazing Liz

• The Fetlife Table returns with the lovely Twistingly at the helm! Stop by, get a name tag, and network with friends from Fetlife, SLS, and other social media. 

  

  The Lovely Twistingly

The Sexy Dance Contest returns, with a twist (Get it? Twist?). I'll be looking for 8 contestants do their best Tom Cruise in Risky Business dance, wearing the signature long white shirt, sun glasses, and socks. Great prizes for 1st, 2nd, and 3rd Places!

And of course...The Secret Room!

Check out the event listings on popular Social media platforms:
"Secret Room 2125: Risky Business Party" on Fetlife
"Secret Room 2125: Risky Business Party" on SLS

Hope to see everyone there!

Thanks,
Doc

Flash Report! "Project Mayhem" Hits Adult Depot in San Diego on a Recent Tuesday Afternoon!

Doc here, a man who some say came in a close 22nd at the 1993 "Bob Paulsen Invitational Surf Championship" held annually in San Diego, CA.

San Diego. The Whale's Vagina. The scene of three very good adult theaters, but rarely does a report cross this editor's desk. That is until now.

First time contributor Project Mayhem has filed an excellent Flash Report from Adult Depot on Kurtz in San Diego, a place I have been to many times over the years. Luck was shining on our intrepid reporter, and this is his report.

Take it away, Project Mayhem!

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What's up Doc? I'm a long time reader of your blog. I enjoy the Field Reports, but sadly I am on the wrong coast for most of your parties. Do you ever throw any in Southern California? (ed. note: Not yet, but if one of the San Diego adult theaters wants to have me host an event, contact me at emiliolizardo1@gmail.com) I have been striking out lately here in San Diego, my usual haunts have been barren as the Borrego Desert.

I kept at the quest of ours though and one day I was free for lunch on a Tuesday so I dropped by Adult Depot in San Diego. I have had some luck here in lunch before so I have it a go. When I first pulled into the parking lot, I spotted a couple sitting in their car with the doors open, having a smoke. I thought it may be a good chance so I parked, paid my entry fee and entered the theater.

Super-Special Flash Report! @Kim_in_Public Hits Berlin News Agency in NJ with Anaconda on 2/28/18

 Doc here, a man who some say puts the "pike" in Turnpike, with the report you all have been waiting for from the amazing @Kim_in_Public . 

This past Tuesday, my good friends Kim and senior Journal scribe Anaconda executed a well-thought our plan and visited the awesome Berlin News Agency (Hi Paul, Brenda, and Bill!) in NJ. During the afternoon I was provided the occasional update on the visit, but not until afterwards did the full scope come into focus on what a great time they had.

We heard from Anaconda yesterday HERE, and now it's the lovely Kim's turn!

Take it away, good looking!

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Doc,

For years I’ve been hearing about Berlin News Agency. I’ve always wanted to go, but something about it always scared me off. As someone who’d never been to a theater (or even an Adult Bookstore), it just sounded sketchy and dirty. Maybe it was the few times I’d walked into “bookstores” in NYC, back when Times Square was seedy, that colored my view. So that, and the fact that BNA is about two hours away, kept me from seeing for myself.

Two days ago I visited for the first time and let me tell you, was I ever wrong about Berlin News Agency!

My tour guide on this Adult Theater Adventure was the incomparable Anaconda.

Anaconda and another Lizardo Journal follower who we'll call S got there ahead of me, so when I walked in they were already chatting up the three people behind the desk. They introduced me to Paul and Brenda and another nice man whose name escapes me right now. There was a TV playing a loop of photos Paul had taken with the women patrons of BNA in various states of undress. I, of course, agreed to add my photos to the loop. Who am I to pass up an opportunity for naked photos with attractive men? (Can’t wait to see them next time I’m there!) 

Kim's Trading Card

The three of us entered the theater and Anaconda gave me the obligatory tour. The theater seemed clean (it was dark, so we’ll just give them the benefit of the doubt) and well maintained. (When I used the bathroom there wasn’t a big hole in the wall like there was at Green Door!) There was a theater room with a bleachers section (and I just had visions of people sitting there cheering the action on with “Go Kim” banners!) and then a section divided into four “cubicles” with bench seating and these large padded “coffee tables” in the center that definitely were not there for you to put your drink down on.

Visit Announcement! The Sexual Athletes Double-Head-Her at The Art Cinema on Monday March 12th, 2018! (w/PICS!)

Doc here, a man who some say puts the "spear" in spearmint, with a very cool Visit Announcement for those of you who will be in around The Art Cinema in Hartford on Monday March 12th, 2018.

My good friends The Sexual Athletes will be back at the mighty Art Cinema TWICE on Monday March 12th, 2018!  The first round will be at 12 Noon, and the nightcap will start at 7pm.

Here are a few pics of The Sexual Athletes to wet your appetite for March 12th: 

New Feature: APB: Where are They Now? Alex & Lauren

Doc here, a man who some say can still execute a Triple Lindy with pinpoint precision, with a new feature here at The Journal, "APB".   

In APB, I will either put out a call for someone or some couples I know in the scene, who have contributed to The Journal in some way or fashion since it's inception. It also means that the contact info I had for them doesn't work any longer.

The first APB I am putting out is for a great couple that were my first couple's contributors, Alex and Lauren.  Their exploits at CVE in Gastonia, NC were legendary, and extremely informative to those who had never gone there. 

I have recently received a few e-mails a month asking about there whereabouts, and if they were still going to CVE. My last contact info for them had a non-working e-mail address, thus this APB.

An Epic Flash Report! @Kim_in_Public and Anaconda Hit Berlin News Agency in NJ on 2/28/18!

Doc here, a man who some say was once known as the "Sausage King of Western NY", with an epic Flash Report from my good friends Senior Reporter Anaconda and the legendary @Kim_in_Public .

In this visit from just yesterday, Kim and Anaconda hit the equally legendary Berlin News Agency in NJ, and it sounds from all reports it was a crowd pleaser!

Take it away, Anaconda (& Kim)!

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Hey Doc!  Anaconda back again with another glowing report from Berlin News Agency, this time featuring the one and only... @Kim_In_Public.  Our story begins in a fashion that will sound very familiar to your regular readers...

Kim and I arranged to meet around lunchtime at a local watering hole, and when we arrived, we took up spots at the corner of the bar.  Kim was wearing a short black dress, which showed off her sexy curves, beautiful purple heels and of course, no bra or panties.  We each ordered a large pour of red wine and shortly into our visit, we were joined by another man whom Kim had invited to join, who is also a strict voyeur and we'll call him "S."  

So, our happy little 3-some sat at the bar, sharing a few drinks, a lot of laughs and a few discreet flashes and touches.  The sexual tension was building and we were having a great time.  However, we are intelligent adults and we learn from our mistakes, so we ABSOLUTELY capped the bar portion of the day at 3 drinks.  I also made sure to come to a clear understanding of Kim's ground rules BEFORE walking in the front door of the theater!! 

@Kim_n_Public

S and I arrived at BNA somewhere around 2:30.  Kim had become sidetracked by real life en route, so she arrived a few minutes later.  In the meantime, S and myself had a nice chat with Paul and Brenda (ed. note: Hi Paul & Brenda!) behind the counter and expressed our deep gratitude for running such an excellent establishment where our kind of shenanigans are welcomed.  When Kim arrived she enthusiastically agreed to take some pictures with Paul that have become a mainstay of BNA as the pics of visiting women cycle in a slideshow on a big screen behind the counter (no faces of course, except Paul's, and boobs and butts).  With that business taken care of, we entered the theater.