Doc here with my Final Four nominees for the Top 3 Adult Theater Women. As you can imagine, my prior articles showcasing my Honorable Mentions were very worthy of the Top 3, but these last nominees stand out from the adult theater women I have run into over the last 29 years.
Here we go:
Finalist #1 "Lynn the 3rd Grade Teacher"We venture back through time and space to Upstate NY, The Good Doctor's old stomping ground before moving to The Valley near the small women college. We are looking at the mid to late 1990's, and the location is the late great Niagara Falls Cinema.
In an era where there were several standout adult theater women who made the NF Cinema a regular stop, Lynn was a rock star. Lynn was a very attractive MILF who stood about 5'5", was always in great shape, small perky breasts, & light brown hair. Picture actress Megan Mullally, but a little thinner and with lighter hair. Lynn was a 3rd grade teacher by all accounts, and was a Friday night regular at the NF Cinema. She was also almost a sure bet for the evening right before a school holiday, since she didn't have to be up early the next day. It was a formula that was almost fool-proof. Night before Columbus Day? Check. Night before President's Day? Check.
So you might be asking yourself, what made Lynn so special. Well, good friends, she was the biggest cum slut I have ever run across inside an adult theater. Her MO was this....After warming up a bit in the back of the theater, she would bring a large comforter down in front of the theater where there was an open area. She would kneel on the comforter, and suck hard cock after hard cock. She would fuck the occasional guy, but this was about her getting what she craved...Cum.
She loved cum everywhere...On her face, her perky tits, anywhere on her body... She truly looked like a glazed donut at the end of an evening. She would drain every cock in the place, get dressed, and walk out of the theater still plastered with man goo. The fact she was so good natured, an elementary school teacher, and an insatiable cum slut, made her a real triple threat. As a matter of fact, on the last night that the Niagara Falls Cinema was open, she made her last hurrah there and quite possibly took the last cum shot ever at the old theater on Pine Avenue.
Finalist #2"The Squirter"Well kids, I was on the fence on this one, since there were so many able bodied candidates. But the combination of unique things about The Squirter got her into the finals. This also took place at the Niagara Falls Cinema, the closest adult theater to where I lived at the time. It was still a haul into The Falls, but always well worth the trip.
The Squirter was from across the border in Canada, and word was that she was from the Toronto area. She would come in with her hubby, and on occasion another couple. But make no mistake, it was all about her when she walked down the ramp into the theater. "TS" was gorgeous... She was maybe 5'5" in heels, always wore a tiny tiny black dress, had long blond hair, very fair skin, a shaved pussy and a pierced clit. Facially she looked like Ali Larter from "Heros", but shorter.
Like Lynn the 3rd Grade Teacher, The Squirter was a cum slut as well. She would start playing with her hubby against the hallway wall leading into the main auditorium. He would start to finger her pussy softly at first, but rapidly ramp up to a frenzy of finger fucking. You could her how wet her pussy was from either end of the theater, and her screams of her orgasms echoed. When she came, she would squirt BIG TIME. By the end of an evening, the space she was standing in would contain puddles of her juice.
But that still isn't what made her special. What made her special was that she would invite guys over to play with her tits and ass, and then jerk off all over her pussy and flat tummy. All the while you were doing this, she would be dirty talking you to the point of no return. By the end of the night, she would be dripping from her tits down over her pussy and all the way down to the ground. One night, I remember her leaving and saying good night in the lobby of the theater. I happend to look down at her shoes, and cum was oozing out the top of them. It was surreal, and she loved every minute of it.
Finalist #3"Nina the Bakery Slut"Since Nina is the subject of an ongoing series here at The Journal chronicling her naughty adventures, I will not go into much detail as my other nominees. Suffice it to say that she made an impression on me during my first exposure to Nina at The Jefferson Theater. This was a woman who craves every hard cock she could get her hands on (as long as they met with B's approval), and had fun doing it. Refer back to Parts 1 and 2 of the I-Team Report on Nina the Bakery Slut. The articles speak for themselves.
Here is a quick snippet of Nina's theater behavior from the Book of Brent, Chapter 5, Verse 7:
Late Sunday, Nina and "B" showed up. Nina is a sexy older lady who does play. I've written before that she reminds me of porn star, Nina Hartley. As a matter of fact she loves to suck and fuck, jack and jerk. She likes to get mobbed. She will make out with the guys who feel her up and fuck her. "B" kicks back and watches Nina enjoy herself.
Sunday, she immediately got a reaction. A good-looking black man was complimenting her, talking dirty to her. Everybody was standing up watching her in her mini skirt, stockings and exposed breasts. I was
sitting down. Because I was such a good boy, she came to me first. We started kissing. Guys were closing in all around us. The black guy who had such a crush on her took over and before long she was sucking on his long wanger and simultaneously jerking off a couple of other guys who were pressing in on her. I realized I was in the line of friendly fire so I got out of there.
By the way, there is plenty more "Tales of Nina the Bakery Slut" coming very soon!
Finalist #4"Tina"Also chronicled here in the past month, Tina (from John and Tina) makes semi-regular visits to CTs Adult Theater in Gary, IN. Tina is a Final Four nominee for several reasons in The Good Doctor's eyes, and you might detect a pattern here:
- Very attractive
- Great attitude
- Tremendous appetitie for cock
- Energy that rivals the Energizer Bunny
You can make the argument that John and Tina are the perfect adult theater couple. John runs the show, directs the traffic, and provides the towel service. Tina enjoys playing in the theater & playing in the gloryhole booths. And, as you can see from the above photo, John is an excellent photographer. They will post ahead of time at the CTs Yahoo Group, and there will be SRO by the time they get there. Word gets around quick in "this thing of our's".
Typically, Tina will start off in the gloryhole booths at CTs to warm things up (or if there is another woman or two in CTs theater). Afterwards, they will head into the theater, where Tina will completely undress and she will hop onto the infamous exam table. Her multi-tasking skills are beyond reproach, as it is not uncommon to see her with cocks in her lovely pussy, her sexy mouth, and one in each hand (it's kind of like patting yourself on the head and rubbing your tummy a the same time...Then again, it's nothing like that.)
At the end of their play time, Tina will typically put a comforter on the floor of CTs and get on her knees for a circle jerk all over her pretty face. The photo above undoubtedly is from the grand finale, as she receives her 21 gun salute. Tina is a cum-hungry girl, and the throngs who come to meet her at CTs do their best to give her just what she wants.
So ladies and gentlemen, those are my Final 4 Adult Theater Women (from my dark and shady past and present). If you have a last minute entry that you can get to me by tomorrow night (Wednesday night), get it in ASAP. My plan is to have the final poll for you to vote up on Friday. Submit your entries at
emiliolizardo1@gmail.com.
As always, thanks for viewing and contributing to the web's best one-stop-shop for all things adult theaters.
Doc
